Jasper's Answering Machine

Inspired by Homestar Runner's Marzipan's Answering Machine shorts, now we see what kind of freaky messages our pizza pone gets on HIS answering machine!
Ze pizza pone LIVES.... sorta. I'm still mostly active on DeviantART and other KZbin channels, but I wanted to try my hand at something different. I may do another one in the future... but I won't make it into a series, more like a fun thing to do every once in a while.
I also wanna thank those that helped bring the video to life:
Harmony Dancer: / dragonfireprincess7
Aramau: / lucasgirl101
Midnight Sonata: / katiepatterson1
DaWillstanator/Thespio: / dawillstanator
Sunlestia: / @enviasun
Mad Munchkin: / amymethven
UmbraDragon: / drogary
Lightning Bliss: / e1d2k
and Kathrine the Gamer Pony: www.deviantart...
~Links to more Jasper goodies~
DeviantART: www.deviantart...
Patreon: / jt2zemax
Twitter: / dajoestanator
Tumblr: / jt2zemax

[@RailFoxMedia]

0:18 _That is literally the best voice message I have ever heard in the history of anything_

[@j-yoshi64_justcallmej]

Hey, that's not Mary Sue's message.

[@twilyx3604]

Jeez Midnight's Pinkie voice is spot on. Like perfect dead on pinkie pie. To the point where I had to skip to the credits and see if it really was Andrea Libman.

[@revaslatts8011]

Pinkie impression was very well done.

[@michaelpham8368]

4:45 the struggle is REAL

[@CartoonGentlemen]

Oh oh oh all the the new phone call pranks we can do. The possibilities are endless now *Evil grin intensified*

[@lightningrodproductions5394]

oh ho! i know what you mean(evil grins as well)

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

Hang on; lemme get Loki in on this. He never turns down an opportunity to troll people.

[@DragonFirePrincess7]

I had the funnest time doing this! Also the Pinkie and Starlight voices are totally on point! Katie and Sunlestia did a fantastic job!

[@victorhernandez8723]

You’re so sweet! Jasper is lucky to have a girlfriend like you!

[@Melcat96]

Victor Hernandez And she’s lucky to have a funny guy like Jasper as a boyfriend!

[@victorhernandez8723]

Melissa {Freshly Baked} Too true!

[@shadowldrago]

That is one HELL of a Pinkie Pie impression. Complete with the squeaks and inflections.

[@DoctorTex]

I imagine Joey has this as his real answering machine.

[@travissmith2848]

2:40 I see a problem instantly: if Jasper locks himself out, how can he get in to get the reminder on the machine? 4:27 yep...... 6:13 well........

[@EliasTressa]

1:50 now we finally now how they’re related

[@MasterSwo]

Which begs the question... what was so complicated about it they had to shout about it to Blissys face?

[@fictionfan0]

@@MasterSwo They probably mean "cousin" in the same way they mean "daughter of your mother's cousin."

[@dangerdean9066]

They both break the fourth wall. I'm pretty sure that the fourth wall is basically just rubble let alone a wall.

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

@@dangerdean9066 Eh, some of that is probably also Deadpool and the Mask.

[@lightning-bliss]

YOU KNOW YOU WUB MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!

[@JoeyTurner476]

Oh hush.... so? >.

[@lightning-bliss]

@@JoeyTurner476 You wub me ^W^

[@fictionfan0]

7:31 Just remember, Blissy, there are no small parts, only small actors.

[@AlexHedgefox]

who voiced pinkie pie in this! their impression is spot on holy crap!

[@Gresekjr122]

Oh my Goddesses I love Twink’s Voice. Keep up the good work Jasper. Have a wonderful day.

[@jadenskeel2997]

You are killing me with these funny videos

[@jerico1047]

That pinkie feels so real

[@victorhernandez8723]

I know. Katie’s pretty talented!

[@dangerdean9066]

Here what I think: 10: Ah, the romance. (Harmony Dancer) 9: Don't get on Ari's bad side! (Aramau) 8. Oh no, somebody please rebuild the fourth wall! (Pinkie Pie) 7: Again, normal Jasper things (Jasper) 6. Hold in there Thespio, I send the grim reaper in a couple of months time. (DaWillstanator) 5: Does anyone else have a kite obsession? (Starlight) 4: How normal? (Jasper) 3: Oh geez, my 3rd arch-nemesis!!!!! (Mary Sue) 2. Hasta a la vista, baby. (LIghtning Bliss... rainbow monstrosity with a weird Terminator vibe) 1: Don't make me repeat number 4! (Jasper).

[@michaelkowal3230]

Who are the 1st arch-nemesis and 2nd arch nemesis? I'm guessing Casper Cake is one of them

[@Benicthehedgehog]

Huh? This was awesome Jasper. Also I think Sunlestia made a great Starlight Glimmer. Hope she gets to do more stuff with you guys.

[@lilcuz5326]

HE'S ALIVE!!!

[@victorhernandez8723]

He’s been alive for a long time. He’s just been busy with other projects for different channels and hasn’t had much time to post contest on his channel.

[@DeathyDash]

Twinkie needs to be the next Arnold.

[@jacobg130productions]

I need more of these in my life.

[@oregonwesternrailroadprodu5239]

"My mother the panini press" I have so many questions

[@Nickster891]

well you see when a pony and a panini press love each other very much

[@victorhernandez8723]

Don’t bother asking. You’ll only wind up with more questions than you had before.

[@DariusdoesStuff]

I think it's a sam and max reference.

[@bullinmd]

"Coy, you're the ONLY one that's got a fez with a propeller on top!" - Bubba ("Shriner's Convention", Ray Stevens)

[@victorhernandez8723]

Hardly anyone talks about Ray Stevens these days.

[@victorhernandez8723]

DON’T LOOK, ETHEL!!!!!!!

[@GCRavn42]

Gotta say, this was a “Brilliant” comedy sketch Jasper Pie. I really enjoyed all of the guest stars you managed to get to work on this video. Hope this becomes a regular series of videos on your channel in the same spirit as the “Prank Call” Videos were. Keep up the good work 👏👍😁👍❤️🇺🇸. You’re Pony OC must be having a lousy week if this happens a lot. Hopefully, things get better after this.

[@DiscordLOCYT]

Hmm if I were on the prank call I'd warp exsistance and reap chaos through his phone ^^

[@dominickarmstrong648]

0_0 YOWZA did Twick just talked? HE DID HE'S TALKING

[@dominickarmstrong648]

@Michal Smith ah gottcha

[@Films_IDP]

Hey, just want to say i miss you funny T&F videos, they made me laugh and be happy that theirs a person on youtube i can turn to for a good video to watch, thanks for everything, peace

[@lottepopowl6140]

Keep up the good work

[@BeeMoney_ChaosStreamer]

3:30 I don't think anyone is worse than Jehovah's Witnesses

[@victorhernandez8723]

What about door to door insurance salesmen?

[@BeeMoney_ChaosStreamer]

@@victorhernandez8723 I don't think they are worse than jehovah's witnesses. But I did have a version services salesman constantly come to my house so much we threatened to call the cops on him because it was so bad it could be considered harassment at that point

[@victorhernandez8723]

Telemarketers!

[@BeeMoney_ChaosStreamer]

@@victorhernandez8723 thats why you never answer a number you dont know, unless if your applying for a job and your waiting for a phone call

[@1Soniccool]

The FBI

[@freakazonestudios7979]

D.R.: 😲 oh dear goddess he's related to that pink nightmare!?.....actually that makes alot of sense.

[@sadlobster1]

Jasper, I hope you don't mind my saying so. But your personality is so delightful and charismatic that I think you'd make a GREAT addition to Doc and Firebrands D&D team. That is...IF you're fond of/familiar with the game and if LunaCorva wasn't part of the team already. I mean, I can already picture you dressed as a bard

[@BrandonSilverFoxBishop]

Would Jasper Be That One Bard From The Asterix Comics? If So,There Could be Possiblities….

[@sadlobster1]

SINCE WHEN COULD TWINK TALK?!

[@JoeyTurner476]

See me and Thespio's magic lesson with Blissy

[@Melcat96]

He sounds like Jorgen Von Strangle

[@JoeyTurner476]

@@Melcat96 That's cus he's doing an Arnold Schwarzenegger impression

[@SoaringFox16]

That talent scout situation with thespio and midnight sounded pretty crazy.

[@joeschmoeairassassin9539]

5:40 *TWINK TALKS? OH MY GOD ITS BEAUTIFUL!*

[@RosieSievers]

Ok this was cool ^^ Great work Jasper ^^

[@ocomegashadowstacking5886]

Really awesome😄/very funniest😂😂😂 phone called video😎👌 I like it!!!

[@alexhart9267]

YAY! FUNNIEST PONY IS STILL UPLOADING!😆😆

[@futureartist2013]

Where did you pee that you got caught?! Yes. This is my take away in all this... Also why didn't you just go next door to Finn's pie shop and ask to use the bathroom there...

[@j-yoshi64_justcallmej]

Why would he think of the simple solution?

[@Nickster891]

maybe finn wasn't home

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

@@Nickster891 Dude. It's *Finn.* Even if he _wasn't_ home, he'd let Jasper use his can.

[@Nickster891]

@@benjaminklaassen4722 what if he was out of town and the door was locked

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

@@Nickster891 Again, it's *Finn.* He'd treat a robbery as a minor inconvenience and/or intentional generosity. The guy's basically the Sunshine Baby from Teletubbies.

[@RversePegasister]

O MY CELESTIA!! Pinkie Pie Cameo!!

[@mechgamer1948]

i kinda want to prank call jasper now

[@Nickster891]

random filly: * after they have him for some community service * we're with troop 36 thank you very much

[@victorhernandez8723]

I like your avatar! Lord Drakken from the Power Rangers Shattered Grid comic book series! Joey is a big Power Rangers fan!

[@Nickster891]

@@victorhernandez8723 um not even close it's actually an oc for a kamen rider thing i've been writing based on kamen rider gaim called kamen rider champion the avatar's the main character's final form star fruit energy arms and the base armor's actually supposed to be based on kurokage it has nothing to do with power rangers i am however a big fan myself of power rangers and it's japanese counterpart super sentai

[@victorhernandez8723]

Nickster891 Well, it looks like him.

[@Nickster891]

@@victorhernandez8723 well it's supposed to be a ninja wearing armor based on a star fruit

[@gameoholic1994]

WOO-HOO!!! TRAINLOVER476!!! Haven’t seen you here on KZbin in a while. Welcome back.

[@gaving.griffon2703]

Well, how long has it been since you've seen his videos? Cuz now he goes by jasper pie.

[@victorhernandez8723]

He’s appeared on videos on other channels.

[@cybermurph04]

You should do more of these. XD

[@nicke9012]

5:42 drake blazeburn:wait twinky can talk?!?!?!?!?! My draconic mind can’t process this information!!!!!🤯

[@siraran2077]

I like pineapple on my pizza, Glim Glim. Also, really Jasper. You put a restraining order on Starlight?!

[@victorhernandez8723]

Read the comic on his Deviantart channel.

[@DariusdoesStuff]

It's not on Starlight,it's.....on Trixie.

[@gordontaylor2815]

I think this is the source comic for why Trixie got a restraining order: deviantart.com/jasperpie/art/CMSN-The-Great-and-Powerful-Hot-Mess-710066173

[@yourpersonalzorro]

Harmony is literally the baby sitter from the incredibles

[@wolf241]

The twinkanator has returned ^^

[@stardusttodorki2679]

Justin Pickette it’s just so adorable

[@princesssummernight]

He is just adorable nom nom

[@dangerdean9066]

She'll be back!

[@wolf241]

@@Deathanilerhellsking because... he is a strong rainbow blob that will cuddle you if your a good pone...or eat you....

[@wolf241]

@@Deathanilerhellsking I'd love to see that

[@jessicatrevathan]

Oh look's like your need your cousin to get you out there! I am flying to get pinkie pie right now!

[@numatruehome100]

Cananananan character interactions, and they are earnest and funny, love it

[@deviantgazer4626]

I want to see ALL of these play out

[@radiantrose4866]

Well....That was different and hilarious. LOL XD

[@RandomVideos66]

Wait. How can they use and dial a phone with they don't have hands and fingers? I can understand that unicorns can use their magic but what about Pegasuses or Earth ponies?

[@grekoy]

My guess is pegasi used their wings and Earth pony used one of their pointed hooves.

[@IHD316Rules]

Why do you put the Fez on the phone JP? I bet you put all of your fezs on things. Like a flower or a rock. Maybe on an oil drum. Or a rock.

[@JoeyTurner476]

Cus there's no law that says I can't :P

[@IHD316Rules]

@@JoeyTurner476 yo JP you would rather put a fez on a pizza and eat it? Or make a pizza into a fez and wear it?

[@ninjagregshow9423]

Midnight sounds like she'd make a good trixie

[@monstrouspegasister]

Marzipan's Answering Machine! X3

[@irrelevantperson785]

Cousin to Pinkie, huh? That explains some things.

[@FrostTheHobidon]

This is just funny, amazing

[@bullinmd]

Thespio, Nozama is sending a Ronaldo clone and ammo to you and Midnight via drone to the back door.

[@jessicapedley4082]

Awesome phone messages and hilarious too :)

[@user-ol2kl4kn2p]

An answering machine nice 👍

[@victorhernandez8723]

Yeah, but I think it might make things more stressful for Jasper.

[@CoolB047]

Great video, lots of fun. Also, I love the fact that your phone has a fez.

[@moonstonesilverdiamondteam1782]

Oh boy this one is going to make it hard for it to happen again but I think that I know a way to get him out

[@joshball9421]

Who is ze voices of pinkie and starlight?

[@JoeyTurner476]

Midnight Sonata plays Pinkie Sunlestia plays Starlight

[@joshball9421]

@@JoeyTurner476 much obliged my dude

[@victorhernandez8723]

Joey Turner They both did a great job with their performances! Very convincing!

[@victorhernandez8723]

“My Mother, the Panini Press”? That will never work!

[@fictionfan0]

They greenlit a Young Sheldon spinoff. I doubt TV execs have any dignity at this point.

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

@@fictionfan0 Y'know what the sad part is? I can't argue with that.

[@dangerdean9066]

I have several questions.

[@MrMynameis12]

I knew the key was under Jaspers Fez. XD

[@RedSeraphim]

Love this xd u need to do it more

[@DELC1]

The 5:00 mark is the BEST message!

[@magicfantasyanimation2373]

How do ya do that animation ? 😁

[@jaepollock1171]

well now we have jaspers connection to pinky pie confirmed just a distant cousin

[@astralflare42studios]

Hey Jasper, do you mind if I include your pizzeria in my story? I was kinda thinking of putting you, Pinkie (she is your cousin right?), and Cheese Sandwich together in one scene. My oc would also have a job there.

[@PlugBoy]

*THE CHANNEL LIVES*

[@briansivley2001]

Pinkie Pie's family is weird 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨.

[@victorhernandez8723]

Understatement of the century!

[@RealGamerKitten]

I really enjoyed joined the video Jasper! I always up for more if you like to!

[@victorhernandez8723]

Are you Katrina? You sound sweet.

[@RealGamerKitten]

@@victorhernandez8723 Yes i am ^^

[@bullinmd]

Jasper, you're the only pony that has got a fez with a propeller on top! That's why the mounties tracked you down.

[@bullinmd]

Jasper Pie is the only pony who would do a one-pony "Good Friday Massacre" with the referee getting fired.

[@atteranenforcer5263]

Call me crazy, but I think Jasper's calls in this are referencing a similar joke from Sam and Max. XD It's still hilarious either way.

[@acemeister1624]

... I better make sure Starlight stays away from you, she’s my maid of my Mare Manor

[@rosemarry3226]

I think it might be fun to have a pizza delivery prank that turns into a surprise party for Jasper. After all the prank calls a nice party would be a great way to make up for it.

[@mr.minebloxdaylighttwinkle442]

1:54 hes a cousin to pinkie pie too?....OHHHHHH I get it cause it’s his last..I get it now

[@sadlobster1]

Imagine if the Pillars tried calling Pie's Pizzeria, it would be hilarious to hear Rock Hoof or Starswirl trying to use a phone...or trying pizza

[@lightningrodproductions5394]

jasper pie is amazing and is always funny

[@mscsf1691]

How did twink get the terminator voice

[@victorhernandez8723]

It’s a long story. Okay, maybe it’s not that long. Check out Lightning Bliss’s magic lesson video with Jasper and Thespio and you’ll find out. It’s on Bliss’s channel.

[@mscsf1691]

Ok now I know where twink got it. Also it was funny at the end

[@dangerdean9066]

Hasta a la vista baby.

[@dangerdean9066]

@@victorhernandez8723 I don't know why I skipped Terminator 2 for this masterpiece

[@MrSammyD91]

Ha!! This is funny and cute.XD

[@benjaminklaassen4722]

1:50 I *knew* they were related!

[@jesternario]

Now, did the caller id stop working BEFORE or AFTER the prank call series?

[@1Soniccool]

Because the phone got broken

[@gingerdrizz]

why does he only upload once a year?

[@victorhernandez8723]

He’s busy providing his content and superb acting chops to other channels.

[@bullinmd]

Guess Twilight doesn't come down because of the cheese.

[@lethalgigabytes]

He's back

[@LOVELIFETM]

Mighty Magicswords theme nice!!! :)

[@NERRP2017]

Me: what did I watch The other brownies: a comedic heck hole Me: ah okay my fav

[@Doughboy123x]

I was hoping someone would do this. :)

[@cowboyjonathan3676]

I miss Tomy Thomas and Friends

[@galaxydragonx_legacy2018]

Same I think it's dead :(

[@tylerroderick1274]

Jasper you are the funniest person and cool guy keep up the good work

[@blackbeltgamer98fire-spitt96]

Well, that's an interesting way to do the prank call series...come to think of it, there were only two calls there that could be considered pranks: Mary Sue's and Starlight's. Funny as always, Jasper. Wishing you the best in the world, Blackbeltgamer98 Fire-spitter.

[@bendewalt5560]

Jasper pie gets 1 phonecall... calls himself...bahahaha

"i'll keep Trixie away from the kitchen...and in the court-ordered restraints." HUH?! restraints for Trixie?

[@nourshokr3291]

Why doesn't Celestia want any daughters? She's only good at raising suns.

[@SilverClode]

Wait jasper and pinkie pie related oh god they would make mayhem

[@GodOfKa]

Voice Recording 6 is my favorite because of the Jahova's Witnesses joke. Classic 🤣

[@victorhernandez8723]

10 messages and 3 are from you? Yikes! Oops! Missed a bonus message at the end! You really need to stick around after the credits to see if there any post-credits scenes in movies theses days. Especially with the Marvel Cinematic Universe movies.

[@BrandonSilverFoxBishop]

Be Glad He Doesn't Get a Answer Call From Xaldin Or as I Like To Call Him "The Master Magician Of Pranks". You should Know Why Jasper REALLY hates Him.

[@noonespecial9704]

TWINK IS ARNOLD!!