So here's the deal... [Genshin Impact Geo Only]

[@lukilikessayu]

I wanted to make a good geo joke for java, but there was no... reaction 💀

[@siyonabaruah]

THIS IS SO GOOD

[@mikurikka]

BRUH😭😭

[@govindak-q8u]

wait.. damn

[@Stinkymalakatoes]

This shouldn't have made me laugh.

[@keii-777]

HELP if u dont get one welkin im starting a riot

[@PrimordialWon]

What do you call a rock that never goes to school? A skipping stone.

[@Shadow93283]

LOL

[@Kalebo-tr9tf]

Lol

[@hellostudios9742]

Very good joke I very much enjoyed it!

[@yourlocalLoreenjoyer]

​@@Acheron-IXcouldn't have done it without you or Acheron

[@yourlocalLoreenjoyer]

@@Acheron-IX (nothing I just saw you in a old comment that I had interact with you sorry)

[@mashu2988]

Java, you should never take a rock pun for granite

[@katarzvna]

i love this one lol

[@-Empie-]

This definitely deserves a welkin😂

[@Rishikkm]

bro 🤣💀

[@noob.69sb]

Man this series is rockin. No one on earth has as much patience as you. On the land or the sea no one can compete with the level of your creativity. Whenever you upload the geo series, tremors and earthquakes start to shake my subscription. Its literally groundbreaking!

[@sillygoose-8008]

You NEED to get that welkin

[@Alliot._.]

u deserve that welkin XD

[@asmarasworld3962]

man that welkin gotta be yours at this point- XD

[@Soul-San]

I nominate u to get a welken

[@ubaidmirza9596]

👍

[@coir924]

"Geo doesn't need buffs, its a solid element" -Cyno

[@ArgosThePeacock]

Good one Cyno , good one

[@tooth2887]

nvm I'm 90% certain you said this for the video. it's a good pun! hope you won!

[@AbhishekSingh-pe2be]

What does a Itto say before making a commitment? “It’s all ore nothing.”

[@sudiptaday7875]

It's bad but like it

[@bloodstainedhoodie]

I'm going to be honest, the idea of doing a geo only play through really rocks. If I were you, I'd crumble under the pressure.

[@Improsina]

GOD

[@moonolotl]

thank you radiohead in rainbows album cover for the amazing pun

[@RawSilliness69420]

Did you know Zhongli once got drunk from Osmanthus Wine? Yep, he hit _rock bottom._

[@1pikachu7911]

Loll

[@evanbutiforgot]

thats a good one

[@M3TZLEGEND]

I can see why u didn’t win

[@tobiassachs8282]

Did you hear about the drunk geologist? He finally hit rock bottom.

[@dottyminer6053]

Geology rocks

[@ThroughTheThornvine]

As a geologist you should never take schist for granite

[@saaltyy]

What's a Geo Slime's favourite Marvel movie? Thor: RagnaRock

[@smellyransom]

giggled

[@AnriKakabadze.]

The geologist from Fontaine was found guilty in a quartz of law.

[@ironically_iconic9848]

10/10

[@Dawad2007]

That pun has rocked my world

[@DejaTheShroom]

1000/10

[@Wolfie_studios]

I ruined the 69 likes ☺️

[@ItsYOgirl803]

That pun sure *rocked*

[@TheStaRise]

if sayu was geo it would be called ROCK AND ROLL love your content btw

[@ItsYOgirl803]

Ok, that one was kinda funny

[@matt_da_dumb0094]

Why was the gemstone scared for his exams? Because he thought he wasn’t going topaz.

[@coralleafs9001]

Not me seeing that on google 😭

[@vworld477]

Why does this has 7 like but it on the to💀💀💀

[@TrapConnoisseur.]

Top ass

[@Ezio.Innamorato]

This made me wanna die 👍

[@sponkyking]

Cyno: “I want to make an impact on the world, do things for the crater good of humanity.” Tighnari: “Cyno please for one day.”

[@laurenrebekah2308]

This gem of a series absolutely rocks! In fact, I'm surprised it's not been slate-d for some kind of aw-ore-d yet. I'd be a bit basalt-y about that if I were you. Still, you know what they say, "Fortune favours the boulder!". Keep going and you'll soon reach your coal, and you won't even have to gravel!

[@someonesomeone4262]

You could have just said salty instead of basalty cuz salty is a rock

[@nanamiyuri]

​@someonesomeone4262 that's what makes it cringier 😂

[@laurenrebekah2308]

@@someonesomeone4262 Yeah I know 😂 Just felt like doing basalt instead lol

[@Thalie_xfx]

As a french speaker, I don't really know jokes in English so I'm just translating one... Two Belgians have been wandering in the desert for several days (what a beautiful beach ...). They're dying of thirst. - "I've got a sure-fire way of fighting thirst," says the first. - "Oh yeah, what's that?" asks the second. - "You have to suck pebbles..." - "Then it's all over, there's nothing here but sand as far as the eye can see." A long silence. The two desert castaways resume their arduous progress over the burning dunes. - "We'd be saved if we could find a river!" exclaims the second Belgian, - "You're right," reflects the first, "there are always rocks at the bottom of rivers..."

[@uboaappears]

average conversation between two Akademiya researchers lost in the desert

[@Thalie_xfx]

@@uboaappears Exactly!

[@MiciGirl]

What is a geologist's favourite fruit? Pome-granite.

[@theleafyforest2842]

albedo would really "elevate" this account from "ground level" to the skylines of the jade chamber

[@lizz_lhs9392]

Because he is the GEO

[@Name_InProgress]

What did the rock say after beating the game “Jumanji”

[@AnnikaMangal]

Been following since the 2nd swords-only video, and it's like navigating a rocky terrain - sometimes we strike gold, other times we hit rock bottom, but it's all part of the journey! Also love how at this point we already know before hand where we’re gonna get stuck lmao

[@Pdf404_doc]

Neuvillette: how sturdy is your shield? Zhongli: ROCK solid…

[@LeinVansten]

*One Must Imagine JavaTheCup Happy* on completing the series with strictly Geo Only. You know.. because Sisyphus, The *boulder* , and a *hard* task being it close to Geo. Yeah, I'll see myself out.

[@mavisseafoam]

Well, seems like Java finally CAVEd in after being stuck between a ROCK and a hard place. GRANITE, your account probably would’ve been BRICKED otherwise. Sometimes we have to make BOULDER decisions than we expect. You guys must be thinking, you really NOELLE your puns well. Itto-nly second nature for me! Naviagation through linguistics is albed tricky, it’s still as easy as asking a sailor to Gorou a boat. Jokes aside, your videos always MAGMA day. Props to you for keeping your COAL even after the ROCKY start.

[@Mah1rah]

this one deserves the welkin alright

[@mavisseafoam]

@@Mah1rahi tryharded so much lmfao 💀

[@myhandlesakura]

Welp you're probably gonna win haha

[@SHAdow98V]

This is gonna be a winner cuz every single one of those puns were and i genuinely mean it so bad they made me feel unconfortable and probably killed many many braincells. . . . .such power should not be wielded by mortals.

[@Mah1rah]

@@mavisseafoam I can see that lol

[@Skelaxia]

The rule abut cheating is very grounded in logic and is now rock solid and set in stone

[@Alhaitham234]

Hey your videos make my day light up brighter than a lumenspar. It's not like you take noelles but even though you're always stuck between a rock and a hard place with the hardship you face in these videos i still respect how you always have a coal composure and i have to say your content is richer than ninguang. You always make me laugh harder than a diamond,speaking of which i have to say you are a true gem in the genshin yt department :) (I have absolutely no idea what I am doing but everything I have mentioned here is true and I will always appreciate you and the time you take to make these videos I feel truly lucky to have found your channel ♥️)

[@nelumb000]

U deserve ❤

[@fainters]

They say that Geo is the forgotten element. But thats basalt (besides-basalt-get it?) the point. (Dw I love Geo. Geo only power!)

[@TheKenSimp]

Why was the geologist always calm during earthquakes? Because he had a "rock-solid" foundation!

[@makamiuseless1954]

Knowing how anti-Geo the game is, you'll be on for a rocky ride.

[@Tokyoed.]

you want to hear rock puns? give me a moment and i’ll dig something up (NA server)

[@suzannep4122]

You deserve to win that's was so good omg

[@adflowright]

Yes, please.. while listening to some punK rock

[@FillerText-ry4mc]

What do rocks eat? Pom-a-GRANITES.

[@RikkiKikki-jo6yu]

since the 4.5 banners are officially out and it truly is Geo Impact Time with *three* limited five stars avaible next patch, with two out of three four stars of first half being geo too, GOOD LUCK JAVA! i hope you get to win *some* 50/50ies and useful 4 stars!

[@_nobody_3565]

this series really *rocks!* i love the creative and crafty ways that you are able to get past things that are usually *set-in-stone.* it is so entertaining and makes me *quake* with excitement!

[@Kanata_Fubuki]

Does anybody know when Java is going to send out the welkin moons? i am worried we'd get TURNED INTO STONES before it happens 😂😂😭

[@Selena-gj6dl]

Artifact rolling really make me want to sing “It’s a hard rock life for us”. Edit: here is the artifact version of the song: It's the hard rock life for us It's the hard rock life for us Instead of crit rate, we get def Instead of percent, we get flat It's the hard rock life

[@sudiptaday7875]

You mean rock hard

[@EclipseKat84]

This series is a gem, just a groundbreaking challenge! Great job, you’re rocking it!

[@amirjay7586]

I love this series, it rocks so much. As someone who is not good with making teams, i really admire it when people do rock hard challenges like this

[@JavaTheCup]

Thou hast been randomly chosen as number 4/10 for the welkin. Prithee provide me thy uid and which server thou play on within the next week, so i may grant upon thou a welkin moon 🌕

[@Crystal-zn8uj]

Yay, good job =D

[@amirjay7586]

@@JavaTheCup it is 665495960 and america, my good sir!

[@amirjay7586]

@@JavaTheCup Thank you, my good sir. Thy uid and server are 665495960 and America (I thought I replied already or maybe I did, I do not know 💀l

[@earthling_0.1]

Yup and this one.. only thses two were the ones i could find..

[@bluemoon7785]

You know what's the "Stone age"? I don't know either, go ask some rocks

[@bluemoon7785]

I will reveal my UID and server if I win

[@mei_galaxy]

This series seriously rocks! Sometimes I take your efforts for granite but your updates really magma day.

[@EmiRabbit1]

Java, you've been lately really ROCKING the geo only series. I can't wait till you GRAVEL to other places, altough it seems impossible when you consider you can only use geo characters. I would give you some advice about puzzles and mechanics in Genshin, but I don't want to PEAT other people's ideas. I'm sorry if this comment sounds weird. I promise I'm not STONED and I didn't lose my MARBLE. I really want TOPAZ some positive energy. I hope you like doing this series. I can always QUARTZ on you when I'm bored :3 (Oh my god this was so corny)

[@loveellen6755]

omg the stoned & ESPECIALLY the topaz part was very good 😌🤣👏

[@teebrogie]

your series are rock-astic! truly one of the rarest and most amethyst-tastic ones i've had the chance to watch :D

[@dailydoseofkpop2041]

Your KZbin channel has so much “sedimental” value for me and you always manage to “crack” me up😭🖤

[@srinidhisundaram6538]

What did the Traveler say to Zhongli when they saw his pet rock? “That’s a rocky road to companionship!”

[@inferno267]

Getting a welkin would ROCK my world

[@mikeyplayzz4104]

yes you deserve this 🙃🙂

[@MT-dn4tu]

I'm rock hard.

[@justsomething0]

Me too. Want to play sword fight?

[@theduck5241]

Wow.

[@k9hakuu]

oh that not...

[@Gay_Or_European-both]

….Ok

[@satoshitajiri1943]

🧐📸

[@Ruby_558]

I wasnt expecting to giggle at some of these rock puns

[@rintaro-kun2312]

Gneiss video Java (Gneiss is a type of metamorphic rock characterized by banded textures and a high degree of mineral alignment. It forms from pre-existing rocks that undergo intense heat and pressure, resulting in a distinctive layered appearance.)

[@BeforeTheTutorialMissionStarts]

True

[@justdenks]

watching this series really makes me realise how important the other elements are. And here we are! Taking them for Granite!

[@StrawberriesAreDelish]

After watching the 4.5 livestream I must say Java you poor thing March is the time of Geo. But last time I checked you is now the Rock the Geo-Java so rock on and continue pebbling on

[@MayZerowan]

It really does take a boulder person to complete all of these long quests, you rock Java

[@Nameless-mf6zb]

"Does azhdaha eat?" "As far as I know, he just geos" - Zhong li after a talk with cyno Asia

[@love.oscura]

- What did Ningguang say when Morax died? - Rest in la-peace

[@valentinaklafs7740]

My friends told me to liyue down. But I stayed up just to watch you rock that series

[@NereaRebolloMacia]

My teacher told us "The tectonic plates just couldn’t maintain a relationship-there was too much friction between them" so that we would remember for the exams. He got off to a rocky start.

[@cristinafigueroatejera8649]

"Durante los exámenes de arte, un maestro se detiene a quejarse de todo el carboncillo que manchaba mis manos, le dije que no podía evitarlo porque era un diamante en bruto "

[@z41b3l]

I'm pebble in love with this series! People shouldn't take your great video ideas for granite!

[@miyuna_k]

Rock Solid Video as always. When I first found your account (1st swords only video) I thought I found a hidden gem and know you have more than 300k people waiting for you to rock a new video. One truly don’t need to be Sherrock Holmes to detect how amazing your content is. Keep going👍🏻

[@marillaramannen1710]

I love this geo series so much, as your Navia deals damage (she's the best girl ever(after Raiden Shogun)). Keep throwing rocks, Java, you've nailed it.

[@keithsolver7943]

This series has been a coal blast Java! Really enjoying the rough road at the same time. And having that welkin giveaway is a really solid move, I really dig it!

[@KaedharaKazuha]

Your series is solid as a rock and as precious as a gem too me...

[@emanuelgoriel4357]

every emisode of geo-only is a new groundbreaking adventure, and i cant stop watching your videos java bc they rock so hard:) (eu server)

[@tabarithiana]

Always excited for more Java content, so of quartz we're okay with this compromise! The co-op requirements are so silty, honestly. Wishing you luck with the next banners!

[@Ashler-zb1fn]

You alway make such Gneiss videos, it’s always fun to tune into your adventures. You’ve actually inspired me to try a Physical DMG only challenge, but so far it’s been Tuff. Have a great day! See y’all layer! NA server

[@phantom8473]

appreciate that java is as coal as a cucumber in the face of adversity. even when the situation is at rock-bottom. hoping i win the welkin, it would really magma day!

[@wannabe_recluse6028]

what an absolute gem of a series, even with the rocky start, you still struck gold with this one (america~)

[@SleepyCatto376]

This episode is such a boulder move. Wish you the best of luck on cracking the solution for the last puzzle.

[@shadow_of_the_spiritwolf5233]

This series truly rocks, as you still try every way to find a solution even if you hit rock bottom. 😊 And btw, if Albedo gets a rerun soon, do you think people will chalk about it or will the banner go off to a rocky start? (EU Server)

[@lynnettee9358]

You’re rocking the geo only series! Can’t wait for chiori to come out so you can add her to your teams

[@nellybeiin]

Keep up the greatest content ever!! you're so underrated (some would even say underground) and severely taken for granite! You deserve all the views!! You rock Java!! You're a diamond in the rubble!

[@Gabriel-qw4og]

sticks and stones may break my bones, but java's series only makes my heart warm

[@Eltyanistah]

The more I see your Geo Only account, the more I want to pull Navia next rerun. She rocks in every possible way, her unique kit is fantastic, her ult, her style, her sunglasses. Also, the golden troupe is actually a very good choice since it's her second BIS artifact set! And that domain could be useful for other characters aswell, so it is resin effective! 😎

[@Tokyoed.]

this series is a real gem, you rock java!!

[@marvyjenlyrnnonato66]

In geology, rock (or stone) is any naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter. It is categorized by the minerals included, its chemical composition, and the way in which it is formed. Rocks form the Earth's outer solid layer, the crust, and most of its interior, except for the liquid outer core and pockets of magma in the asthenosphere. The study of rocks involves multiple subdisciplines of geology, including petrology and mineralogy. It may be limited to rocks found on Earth, or it may include planetary geology that studies the rocks of other celestial objects.

[@selmaghr9564]

I have to say, this series rocks and the best thing about it is how stone-ning the geo girls look while rocking the world of teyvat

[@spakel9196]

This stalagmite be my favourite challenge you've done man, rocky starts aside I'm sure once everyone's built you'll be beating bosses by a landslide

[@yorrochi]

Java….you truly deserve to be promoted! You are now one of my elites GEOS (yk? Bc c-e-o and geo? Yea I am gonna go…..Eu server)

[@sushi5796]

I bet this series is definitely going to take off because you rock-it right now... get it? rock-it? rocket? (embarrassed smile and hides behind a rock

[@Itsfoxphoenix]

i honestly can't tell you how much i love this series, everytime i watch it, it gets more and more groundbreaking, this series rocks and im happy your making this series for all of us, thanks java

[@prettxgirls]

Did you know that Zhongli's favorite instrument is a lyre? When he plays it he sounds like... *rock and roll*

[@Vivyelnn_0102]

Cyno: You’re hired.

[@IuiuIuiu-x2g]

Ngl i kinda underestimate this challenge, but man it's ""groundbreaking"", it's fascinating how you managed to not cheat until now! We love you java, stay rocking!! Damn i can't make puns. (asia server btw)

[@harshitgupta5267]

This series is like a geo-diamond, made under a lot of pressure from rocking content.

[@OnlyGamer101]

What do you call a rock that never goes to school? “A skipping-stone” Congrats to anyone who wins the Welkins and loving the geo series Java

[@shimmyslana4669]

This series truly thumbles my rocks. GEOgraphically speaking, even though I am not american I am able to enjoy how much this series ROCKS. (I am so sorry for the puns this hurt to type out)

[@mxstila6220]

This gem of a series is so coal. I don't know how you have the grit to take this rugged challenge. Keep rocking on! (Yes this is terrible; I know)

[@dazoo04]

wow java your strategies to solve an issue absolutely 'rocks'! you're so 'coal' man, yae miko should write a book about your journey and publish it at the yae 'pebble'-ishing house

[@GenshinF0r3ver]

I can’t ever watch other KZbin creat-ore-s geo only or any different account because of the way you just make it so much better 😭😭 Even after a month of trying to light up that cooking pot you still stood your ground 🤩 With you it’s always all ore nothing and I love this concept ! I started too a swords only account because of you (that amber domain really was a pain) so tysm Java for your ABSOLUTE ROCKING content 🫶

[@UMP4lyfe]

What did the Rock say to the cooking pot, can you smell what the Rock is cooking?

[@crystallinefoxx]

Why did the two earthbenders fight? It was a ROCKY RELATIONSHIP.

[@Dipstikl]

This series is definitely “eroding” away Java’s sanity. Especially with him getting “fools gold” with Qiqi in the beginning.

[@shaman7266]

Why did the geologist bring a magnifying glass to the rock concert? To get a closer look at the bands of course!

[@noahxander9253]

This series is so ground breaking, earth shattering, crystallizing, mountain shaping, geologically fun to watch but man, the rock hard challenges to play gemshin with geo only is so tuff(a sort of stone from Minecraft, idk if it does exist irl).🗿🖼️ Your dedication towards all of the gemshin rocky challenges series is rock solid.🏔️🏞️ Also, remember to take a rest if you ever feel tired❤✨(Do Ai need rest? idk actually😅) (This is so bad OMG!!!!😭 but atleast i tried, right?)

[@XxFroggy_girlxX]

Well this series sure got off to a rocky start but Java managed to salvage it with his glitches and his groundbreaking ideas!

[@littlequack_quack]

Can we just appreciate what a gem java truly is. Even when he his rock bottom and has to cheat he can steel make his community happy. Its now cristal clear that he cares about us ❤❤

[@angoh19]

4.5 is filled with geo ☠️☠️ first patch has gorou, yun jin, chiori, itto, and albedo ALL in ONE PHASE

[@helium908]

I think your dedication to this challenge is rock solid.

[@irinabelmes323]

my ex said he knew a spot and then brought me to rock bottom. but this series has been truly helpful and ground breaking. so thanks java! you rock.

[@Saro0]

dude so far this series is rocking‼️‼️

[@fuyu__]

watching java play geo characters in genshin is like witnessing a master sculptor crafting intriciate designs from very rocks themselves

[@eaflower]

This series rocks! Now for my rock pun: what's a stone's favorite fruit? Pome-granite!

[@swrtzx.x]

im loving how you're rocking being a navia main, she is such a rock-girl

[@bobacatehe]

Geologists love music, but their playlists get boring-they’re only rock and roll also love your videos java always watch them after school:)