Jax's Masterpiece (Vanderpump Rules S11 E13, The Valley S1 E6, and Summer House S8 E9 Recaps)

Welcome back, little turtle cuties. On this week's episode of Turtle Time, Riley discusses going Chili's to get the famous Katie Maloney and Scheana Shay Espresso Martinis, and the Something About Her opening. (00:00 - 22:33)
And then they dive into the latest episode of Vanderpump Rules - season 11 episode 13 (25:33), The Valley - season 1 episode 6 (1:56:54), and then Summer House - season 8 episode 9 (2:40:05).
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[@laurenwilkinson1212]

Looove the intro 😂❤🎉

[@mollybrennan2815]

if anyone said anything negative about the introduction to this wonderful podcast they’re lying

[@monismusings]

Katie has been miserable because every man on this show has just berated her constantly. Jax, james, shortsy, sandy. She is finally ok with being the number one guy in the group with the biggest balls and i am happy for her and am here for it. Go katie

[@elizabethlander2411]

Thank goodness for time stamps 😂

[@kateteve]

You twos friendship is really delightful to watch. You’re so perfectly funny together 🙏🏼

[@catherine6532]

Turtle time is simply not cancellable

[@caliiiiitho2686]

We love a quick Archie and Megan cameo

[@drucillazara]

I agree, I never want to think about Covid ever again - dark times!

[@jamielee8054]

Happy Thursday little turtle cuties! Upon hearing the singsongy intro of Amy and Riley’s names, my 3rd eye immediately opened and all my chakras did something too I’m pretty sure

[@chelleymarie2129]

This is a late comment, but someone on Reddit pointed out that this is the first episode post-Rachel’s interview with Bethenny and up until that point, Rachel coming back on the show was still a possibility. I imagine the thought of Rachel potentially turning up at one of their filmed events was adding to Ariana’s stress, anxiety, and anger and it’s clear that in this episode (especially in that 1 on 1 scene with Schwartz) Ariana looks lighter. I 100% could see it being way easier to tolerate the bullshit going on on the show if the threat of Rachel turning up is eliminated. PS - I really enjoyed the investigative journalism re: Chili’s. Thank you so much for being willing to always be our boots-on-the-ground. 🙏🏻

[@TurtleTimeVoiceOvers]

Happy Thursday beautiful Turtle Time People❣️

[@tish9385]

Love the candle 🕯 🤗

[@Yolduranduran]

Haha, you guys are so funny. I don't even really care about the Vanderpump show, I just like listening to you guys. We love Chili's also. 😊

[@kplv8382]

Can't believe you guys just did the Rosemary's baby talk...they just did that on American Horror Story this week. You guys are so on point 👉

[@janahudak4423]

You two are the absolute best ❣️

[@Rexmoona]

I picked Brock's accent instantly, he is technically a kiwi (New Zealander) but has had to have grown up in Australia since at the very least a pre teen because he doesn't even have a NZ twang (I am Australian but my mum and older siblings are born in NZ). I was like thats a Queensland accent, which is the state I live, when I looked it up he went to a school in Ipswich which is about an hour drive from where I am. He said he played for the Brisbane Broncos...which I can't find much information on, I think he TRIED to play for the Brisbane broncos but didn't make the cut and is lying haha. Also on the milkshake thing, when I use to work in the service industry I was trained to always say "Which drink would you like?" instead of "Would you like a drink?" people hardly ever said no. Power of assumption I guess.

[@missmerbear]

Omg 3hrs let’s gooooooo

[@Sweatergrandpa]

I really wonder with him trying to get Schwartz in the refinancing would Schawrtz also be contributing to the HELOC loan in that 22000?

[@ZaynabYT]

2:46:46

[@salmanilla7943]

It's a Katie love fest over on Reddit, it makes sense she'd mention it. A little self-promoting.