[Jax x Listener] Jax helps you commit a FELONY - [M4A] [ASMR] [AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS]

[@Lil_Shrimpy.]

"yeah, no, mm no, yeah no, yeah, no, uh no, untraceable cash yeah, no."

[@that_one_weeb3719]

Helluva Boss reference, maybe?

[@_blxoom_]

fr that's all he said😭

[@shxdowkage8179]

@@that_one_weeb3719yeah that’s a helluva boss reference

[@Lil_Shrimpy.]

@@that_one_weeb3719 that's what I was saying 😭😭

[@chihir0337]

CAINEEE?? ARE WE ROBBING A *cartoony sound effect* BANK!?

[@xmillieeex]

NONSENSE, WE ARE ADVENTURING A BANK‼️ POMNI, KEEP UP

[@NifftyIsShort]

My oc, Penny, in the background: Another robbery…

[@Wings2118lisener]

Caine: of course not we’re just gives us to charity and do other good deeds like burning down at hospital

[@Cocococonut65]

‘’Dude you can’t say that! That was awful…’’ Bro that was funny as hell

[@_blxoom_]

funny considering him💀

[@ZEEPYQUEEEPY]

"Uhh.. can I go to the bathroom-" "HEY YOU SHUT THE FUC-"

[@moomoo897]

Bruh I was eating ice and I almost died when I heard it-

[@JustAutumn2012_2]

4:15 this I- I have no words I never thought Jax would comfort anyone

[@mooshi7559]

" GRAB THAT GUY WE'RE GONNA USE THAT GUY AS A MEAT SHEILD!!" my cousins use ME as a meat shield :D

[@Abigail.Cornudella]

POV: You're that one guy.

[@Bruh-hm9xj]

"Mm, yeah, no, yeah no, no, yeah, mm, no, yeah, no" Shamless helluva boss reference😭 I love eggsmr so f-cking much

[@dollieflower-cr1uo]

"You like jazz?" I was eating a whole ass lemon and choked on it😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@WolfieWorks]

Ok dudeout of curiosity why were you eating a whole fricken lemon-?

[@lolits_atlas]

Respect for eating a lemon

[@dollieflower-cr1uo]

@@lolits_atlas Im eating another lemon reading this lol💗💜💙

[@dollieflower-cr1uo]

@@WolfieWorks Bc i fricken can >:) (i just like lemons :) )

[@Hazbinlover222-a]

I do that all the time😂

[@Th3Rad10Demon]

Jax: *comforting us* Random guy: hey so- Jax: YOU SHUT THE *bonk* UP! SHUT THE *bonk* UP!

[@Technofan765]

Jax-the way he literally yelled at the top of his lungs at that person, and then just completely went back to super calm- 4:43

[@leniaandrews6321]

Ikr

[@m00nzfl33sh._]

THAT WENT FROM 0 TO 9000 IN 2 SECONDS-😭

[@CloudySky-uf3lj]

“You wanna have that jax body pillow by cristmas!?” WHAT THE HE-

[@hanakoxneko]

*LOL THE FACT THAT I PREDICTED JAX WAS GOING TO COMMIT A FELONY IN THE NEXT VIDEO IS CRAZY* 😭

[@graceogden1562]

*Bro no way you did that -* 😂

[@ruby7684]

this is like an acid trip without the acid--

[@Naidalis0rtiz]

How long is my guy Jax finna be like “yeah…no…yeah no…no..☺️” 😭

[@affinity_yt1515]

THIS IS HOW WE GET THE FUNDS FOR OUR MERCH 🤬🤬🤬🤬 Bro the amount of fun egg would have us with this it’s hilarious

[@graceogden1562]

My friends: What'd you do yesterday? Me: I committed a felony with Jax ™- My friends: excuse me but - *W* *H* *A* *T*

[@tashibalampkin8555]

"Get the zip ties! Get the zip ties! Tie them up! Tie them up!" Jesus. I'm gone. 😂

[@OliviaPlayz2008]

“People are always up in my business asking what I’m doing and where I’m going. B*tch, I’m either going to get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide in the car..” (This quote was playing over and over in my head the whole time..)

[@sleepylamb-m7w]

lmfao i couldn't keep a straight face listening to this one

[@suzfran3549]

Mans really gave us therapy at halfway 💀

[@theonespringboi9646]

"You will still look like a rejected loony toones character-" 🤣💀

[@SpookeeSakura]

We need more Jax ASMR audios. The lack of them is making me dehydrated. *slowly decays aesthetically*

[@Damian_doll]

I was like "Nuh uh I ain't helping him with a crime" 💀

[@AllThingsHazbin]

3:07 KAREN JAX

[@R0CKY-z7v]

I could not stop laughing. Why was the whole robbery so funny to listen to..? 😅 also was the “yeah, no..” a reference to one of the helluva boss episodes..?

[@Xela-zc6im]

What the actual *honk* was that?! This was my first Jax video and I had no idea what to expect, but it was fun

[@KryssiKrys-t5i]

''DO YOU BELIVE IN GOD GOD?! WELL HE'S NOT HERE HE'S DEAD TO YOU!!''

[@PixieDust18]

5:41 A helluva boss reference ? 👀

[@FranireFly_akaFranswa]

THIS IS HOW FUND OUR MERCH

[@shxdowkage8179]

I WASNT EXPECTING THE “ya like jazz?” COMMENT- I SPIT OUT MY FUCKING 7UP DRINK 😭

[@graceogden1562]

Oooh, 7-up where?

[@Xenicaa]

the voice acting, the editing, the PUNS. egg does not know how to stop producing QUALITY CONTENT ✨

[@TicciTobysREALgf]

0:10 RIGHT OFF THE BAT WHAT THATS THE LEAST OF MY WORRIES 2:48 WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING 😭

[@IDK-ec3mt]

Jax:*Shoot everyone* meanwhile me:*Watch him while eating pop corn*

[@lillyPad-rp5el]

He got some unresolved anger issues

[@Lizzy_spooky]

As soon as I heard the robbery shit I started laughing 😂😭

[@CalTHEvampire]

Wow that was very wholesome, i almost fell asleep. Thank you egg for making one of the most peaceful and sweet audios ever, very much appreciated Mwahh mwah 💕👍🫂

[@Starrysunshine69]

HOW?! I can't even law down without dying of laughter 😂😂

[@katrinastevens3005]

Best thing I've seen this year

[@nichollesinclair]

My daughter: *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP* SO YA QUITE YO MOUTH!!!!!!!! Jax : you can’t say that.. Me : are you Caine or something?

[@REALRAVEN888]

Omg! I love this! (I want more Jax)

[@aladinditan3875]

Caine we robbed a bank :D

[@CoquetteCoyote]

Egg this was very….. interesting but fantastic as always!

[@Snowoutsideyay]

1:16 I think bro was supposed to bleep that

[@graceogden1562]

JAX, YOU HAVE HOSTAGES?!? i want some......... yknow, it's not nice not to share hostages with your newfound accomplice! Also, an AAA HELICCOPTER TO MEXICO?!? 😭 THAT'S ACTUALLY SO FREAKING RANDOM JAX

[@LaurenAhn-ey2vt]

5:39 helluva boss?

[@_blxoom_]

egg for like: 5:38-7:13 *yeaaaah nooo....* with the worst possible intention in it💀 7:26-9:04-:**violent as possible** 9:08-:okay im bored now :3

[@seanbenoit-xs2qh]

Craziest asmr ive EVER listened to... *Proceeds to search for more*

[@LittleNightmaresROCKS.138]

Despite this not being as famous as the others, I'd LOVE to see what happens next :P

[@blue_15604]

لم اضحك هكذا منذ مده.. شكرا لك يا رجل

[@KryssiKrys-t5i]

''nyeahhh...noooooo yeahhhh nooooo'' deary from helluva boss🤣🤣

[@Luna_eclipseLuna]

Me In bed waiting patiently for this to start I bet I'll love this like all your other videos

[@moonlightva3407]

I was not expecting this🤣🤣

[@chrisfattori614]

WE NEED MORE JAX

[@DangerAbbiee]

Y'ALL BETTER CALM DOWN

[@Solar_here11]

I'm SO FUCKING EXCITED!😆

[@M0thernatur3]

ANOTHER LUCIFER FANNNNN

[@Solar_here11]

​@@M0thernatur3YESSS

[@acelynn4166]

If this is your reaction at the beginning I'm REAALLLY wondering how you reacted at around 2:46 XD

[@Solar_here11]

​@@acelynn4166XD I actually started laughing💀

[@INawtLucy]

I NEED MORE OF THESE PLEASE 😭😭😭

[@FizzaJuno]

IM FUCKING CRYING WHAT 😭😭😭

[@Anime_Wee..b]

LOL WOW this is one of my favorite ones for sure

[@Angie_Arts]

this is absolutely amazing😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Risaorah]

SHANKALA!! LE YANDERE AUDIO KING IS BACK!!!❤️❤️😭😭

[@Cocococonut65]

PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG

[@Wickedfan219]

@@Cocococonut65 PUT IT IN!

[@brownHappyGirl]

Egg i laughed a bit too hard and my mum just came and slapped meh cheek thx for that buddy

[@SaftigKiwi]

Yeahhhhhh~...Mhm no 👀

[@fluffycotton1416]

NOT MR.CLEAN-😢

[@lisylisuwu]

yes, this is an asmr lol

[@BellaMaree7]

4:38 “because I for one, think you’re a bigot.” Best line no one can tell me differently

[@Mi_Sukita]

I love this so much, 5 stars 💛 would recommend

[@lynnsandstedt-iv3hw]

I’m gonna draw this

[@4ppl3_pi]

... Woow jax... 😮😮😮😮

[@BoneThetherian639]

6:10 😂😂 yeah no

[@Hazbin-Hotel-Freak-b9u]

After the video, I got a pizza lovers ad💀

[@grannylovespoopoo-hm9xv]

NOBODY TALKINGABOUT YALIKE JAZZ

[@codasalteregos2110]

Jesus Christ, my mouth was wide open the whole time

[@y_tube12]

How is this still an ASMR video!?!!

[@victoriatullos2091]

...i'm sry, WHAT???😂😂😂

[@Luvleycara]

lol

[@i_dont_care201]

7:03 yashhhh noooo💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

[@UnfunnyAceArtistOfficial]

That was….. an experience that happened. Yeeeaaaaaahhh no. Yyyyyyeeeeah mmm no.

[@Cocococonut65]

Also the Preppy and Karen Jax in this vid is funny!

[@SweetMango3]

As i picture in my head about my own character with jax, this is like child like father! (Its random- my mind is not made up for this)

[@HeatherMorgan-k9w]

1:21 when the alarm thing went off,and it’s 3:32am rn, I thought someone texted me..☠️

[@WHOK1LLEDR]

Hey pookie this ate ... can you do more ☺️🎀💗💖🩰😻?

[@IDK-ec3mt]

i tought i got a message oh its the sound effect🗿

[@IDK-ec3mt]

Jax:answer a calling meanwhile me: AhHah)/)>_€'kakAjOakajaiajaja HEY YOU *SENSOR* GUY GET BACK HERE EhShhsehshehehehshsj*Shotting everyone*

[@Racane_0-0]

DAY 5 OF ASKING FOR VARIAN

[@darlin.LIL.KITTEN.92]

7:24 where was I? 😂😂😂

[@-..ken..-]

HELP???

[@i_dont_care201]

4:06 😮

[@MagdaleneMcguire-zt5oo]

Jax: yeaaaaaa noooooo yyyeeeeaaa nnnooooooo 10,000*

[@DR3WCHERRYSTAR]

My dumbass:Jax why the fuck are we getting involved with the war?! Jax:because yes Me:can we dress a gun as a Eddsworld Edd plushie? Jax:Yesh Us:robs a bank

[@DR3WCHERRYSTAR]

Also me IRL: I have mental problems Jax: Ay it’s okay just don’t say stuff like that

[@ballisticboba7501]

Do you think you could do some husk asmr?🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

[@HeavenStephens-f2t]

When are you going to make the new Lucifer video I didn't waiting I've been waiting but take your time. ❤️

[@CelestialStar29]

He’s not making any new ones anymore as far as I know. He said that if anyone asks for more in a community tab he’d make all of them private

[@ByrdcageentLLC]

Can we get a spicy asmr of jax: D😅

[@LucasNucasInTheHole]

👁👄👁 beautiful

[@Redrocket2]

GRIEVOUS?!

[@ruby_ember_Stone]

1:17 how can he say it?-

[@BeepbeepIamasheep.]

Oop

[@Zinacore]

:))

[@Lotsagurls]

I LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE LAUGHING STROKE READING THESE COMMEN BEFORE I WATCHED 😭 Ik this is gonna be funnn Okayokayokay so i watched it and these are my fav moment (like ones i was dying laughing): 0:57: "My name is Jax,ur name is probably gonna be something like, Mr. Clean-" Me: *spits out drink* WHAT? 1:40: "U like jazz?... me neither" The fact like i actually said "nooo.." 😭🫣 4:09: "... dude u cant say that... that was awful.." ... UH 😃 4:42: "Hey, heyheyhey, its okay, take a few deep breaths" "Uhhh, can i go to the bathroom-" "EY, YOU SHUT THE (bleep) UP! YOU SHUT THE (bleep) UP! ILL (bleep)ING CRUSH YOUR SKULL AND YOUR (bleepbleep)! "Its okay, its alright" He went from "its okay" to "IM GONNA KILL YOU" to "its okay" 🫤

[@graceogden1562]

Bro, the mr.clean one, though, would be nice - or being named Jondis (or, however , it's spelled)

[@Lotsagurls]

@@graceogden1562 right

[@AriellaValentine-on4mt]

What the actual f***