Jay Jurden Stand-Up: Marrying a Dude, Straight Women Dating Ugly Guys | The Tonight Show

Comedian Jay Jurden talks about his traditional Southern gay wedding and straight women who date ugly dudes.
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Jay Jurden Stand-Up: Marrying a Dude, Straight Women Dating Ugly Guys | The Tonight Show
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[@cjj9950]

"But seriously, one of my friends, he's an old-school comedian -- what's the word for that? -- he's a misogynist. And he said..." 😂

[@shortsatire5669]

“Bells aren’t going to ring themselves!” Solid.

[@NT-ys3oh]

“There’s lots of words I can say” is so underrated 😂😂😂

[@amandawall8249]

"Left-handed?!" Jimmy done blushed twice in one set. 😂

[@ShinAntonio]

"We know Todd" LOL too true

[@TheLandscaper0115]

His hand gestures are so funny!

[@Prettygirlcn5]

I liked that his transitions were smooth 👍🏽

[@gem3333]

Love this guy!!!! He’s the best Was laughing entire time ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤😂🥰🫶🏼

[@babanlatif]

Wtf

[@bullseyecanada]

He's also a regular on "The Problem" podcast with Jon Stewart.

[@DonVonBliss]

The line about not knowing excel was pretty good lol

[@TheLandscaper0115]

That made me laugh too!

[@mustlovebooknerd]

Jay is my new favorite comedian. His stuff cracks me the f*** up!

[@TheLandscaper0115]

Veeerrrry Funny! Made me laugh!laugh out loud! Great job!

[@EpicFailure3]

We need to see @kpstone on your show before 2023!

[@anettszondra9026]

The Notre dame joke was THE BEST. Not in this stand up, not what I've ever heard in my life. It is the best joke ever made in this small universe of ours

[@reydelcastillo17]

Hey it’s A boogie wit da hoodie’s older brother 😂

[@EpicFailure3]

We want @kpstone to perform on your show!

[@EpicFailure3]

Kpstone has worked so hard on a song called I Could B and you need to have him perform on your show!

[@J0S3PHC]

I wanna see @KP Stone on your show, he’s a door artist

[@heatherzwicker8031]

Standing up! He's so funny! Notre dame!

[@steventurner5785]

He is really funny seen him in person few time

[@rhodabaruch4]

Love Jay! Saw him at Free Comedy in the Park in Washington Square last summer!

[@FancyPants_RN]

That's about what his show is worth.

[@rhodabaruch4]

@@FancyPants_RN apparently not if he booked Jimmy Kimmel.

[@reneekad]

My team in CT is pointing out that my resilience since that RI Phish concert alone makes me worth something.

[@akmediascope]

I like him! Middle school is always funny! The minute he said Middle School, I'm on board

[@augopen]

Love how he's holding the mic before Jimmy comes out

[@puffdaddy69]

Hey he performs at Zanies on my birthday! 🎉

[@Lizzeshade]

He’s funny to me, I like diff palettes of comedy. Not as bad as the comments - watch for yourself

[@rebeccakurtz7575]

Dude this guy was so funny!

[@niasiathomas9799]

Perfect

[@joanamendes7072]

WE WANNA SEE KP STONE

[@joshuatolentino4722]

@kp stone pls JIMMY FALLON PUT KP STONE ON YOUR SHOW

[@amodernpoet]

Hilarious 😂

[@2damnfunny]

He's hilarious!!!!!

[@joshuatolentino4722]

JIMMY FALLON PLS PUT KP STONE ON YOUR SHOW

[@joanamendes7072]

We need KP Stone on your show

[@Your_Mexican_Capy]

Bro pls let KP stone preform on your show

[@izabellavtg]

😂😂

[@mikeyirish1967]

Jay is E V E R Y T H I N G.

[@reneekad]

Significance of EJ Martinez & Nava ES

[@noelhutchins7366]

Wait, there isn't two U's in Camouflage (spellchecked)

[@reneekad]

Chris Bryant tweeted Babe once

[@bewitched975]

This reminded me how in OG queer as folk that guy Todd showing up each season getting fckd

[@bsing2u]

Miss that show

[@joanamendes7072]

KP stone please

[@theelephant2887]

I don't know about this performance.... I will have to watch other stand ups of him to decide

[@reneekad]

They are obsessed with the word HARD

[@iZack511]

I was trying to laugh

[@reneekad]

How I saw a man with a much younger wife or gfriend at Kennywood

[@Gianni225]

🤦🏽

[@KingKhanAbz]

He didn't make me laugh but he seems like a lovely personality to befriend 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@visariosorino8034]

🙏 🙏 To the person reading this, even though I don't know you. I wish you the best of what life has to offer 🙏 🤗 ❤️

[@benhenderson8952]

😐

[@sunny5ma]

Finally a good stand up! 💖💖💖 They're always so atrociuosly bad!! ❤️

[@reneekad]

Yellow isn’t your color babe

[@reneekad]

Yeah we are ready for open borders with little oversight. People are bright enough not to just do what they are told! They have financial options! (As I shudder with large open eyes behind closed doors)

[@reneekad]

We would make sure humans aren’t exploited ( 😳)

[@bestrongcourageous2932]

So a comedian? 🤔 Nah!!!!! 🙄

[@JAYRAY00]

I didn't find him very funny. The excel joke and the middle school jokes were good though.

[@mrsblue3011]

Sorry….it’s a H H H HELL NO !!!

[@susansemola8606]

Good evening sweet can I ask you a question? It's a no🤔 sorry m old! 😂God bless stay safe sincerely yours Susan from pa 🙏

[@karmaoutlaw]

C’mon! Who is left for straight women when the lookers are all gay? 😊

[@eneobande7433]

lookers?

[@cc1k435]

If they have really great skintone, please adjust your gaydar and move on. 😆

[@TheChaserTV]

Not funny at all, imagine thinking this is actually worth paying money for

[@DerekReuter]

Is it just me or is Jimmy Fallon the only late night talk show host that works Fridays?.... So like, the other hosts are totally supporting a 4-day work week.... meanwhile Jimmy Fallon doesn't and supports labor theft on top of that... cuz he still hasn't paid me for work received.... tsk tsk....

[@wishingonthemoon1]

Didn’t even make it to the end. Clicked off, he’s not funny. Sigh.

[@thatsexyguy23]

This is not funny and I’m not even homophobic

[@FancyPants_RN]

I stopped watching about 1 minute in....comedy isn't this hard and awkward.

[@account_suspended]

Then you get out there and on the show

[@loveforeignaccents]

Completely painful... can't even make it through this six-minute video. I couldn't imagine paying to watch this guy for a whole show.

[@mustlovebooknerd]

The crack you must be smoking…

[@babanlatif]

Is this supposed to be funny? Or to promote the agenda

[@kuzzbillington6392]

If he got a feminine side, it must be Amy Schumer, because you know, not funny

[@kareneverett125]

[@StopStaringAtMyBoobs]

Cancelled. For lack of funny.

[@raile587]

Those ugly dude jokes hit home huh?

[@91frankthetank]

@@raile587 LOL definitely. I bet he has a boat 😂

[@TheLandscaper0115]

@@raile587 good one!

[@TheLandscaper0115]

@@91frankthetank nice!

[@JohnDoe-ks3mh]

He is not funny whatsoever