Splatoon 3 But if I Lose You Get BANNED

[@DrKoneko]

If you do this again you should setup a system that allows them to say their final words, and broadcast them to the world so they are heard before their inevitable death and resurrection.

[@gh0stgarbage]

That would’ve been hilarious, I would’ve just posted the lyrics to Buddy Holly. Because “Squeezer” and “Weezer” joke funny

[@cowsonmars9168]

@@gh0stgarbage OH MY GOD ITS YOU

[@ghostreni]

I’ve never heard of the Cha Cha Slide as an analogy for circling the Tower pole before, but I will definitely be using that from now on

[@QuackImpala7321]

i call it pole dancing

[@abigailfarmer2339]

@@QuackImpala7321lol wtf

[@ajm4288]

"You'll be banned for life, by that, I mean 24 hours. Calm down!" (Hires Hitman)

[@thatchillasian8924]

9:51 gives me the same vibes as Matpat saying "I want that thickness inside my bod-" while talking about double stuf oreos.

[@Lana_305]

9:16 I still remember seeing someone on twitter animating this and I live for it

[@galagatorgames1317]

RIP Jaymoji's broken headphones, I liked this video in your honor

[@venuswine9905]

To whoever in chat asked “what does o7 mean” it’s supposed to look like a person saluting

[@Namayunn]

I KNOW THIS WAS A YEAR AGO BUT THANK YOU I NEVER KNEW WHAT IT MEANT

[@venuswine9905]

@@Namayunn happy to help!

[@ShaOryDow]

I still feel I should've been banned, because there was no way Jay would've won if it wasn't for that disconnect.

[@MosesX-Labs]

Nah, he would’ve made a JayMoji comeback

[@stevenmcburney8167]

A wins a win

[@gibby2469]

NO WAY CHRIS PRATT PLAYS SPLATOON!?!?!?!?!?!

[@Mixixi_x]

HAHA

[@illy.rx17]

Jays uploads never fail to make burst out laughing and worry my parents👍👍👍

[@s1lly_vr]

fr 👍👍👍

[@T.S.P_God5]

Fr 👍👍👍👍

[@Joker_Kirby]

👍👍👍

[@assuredpug]

Fr Fr 👍👍👍👍

[@MCisAwesome95]

As a part-time bloblobber main, I can confirm I have to hold myself at gunpoint to play it

[@CYBERR0CKS]

He speaks the truth your life only lasts for 24 hours and then once you spend your time in bed crying you eventually die and then start a new life the day after!

[@berc2067]

7:44 yeah that's kinda how the matchmaking works actually, it tries to match you with a team with similiar weapon classes I think

[@ShaOryDow]

depends what rank/mode there's something called a 'power level' associated with every weapon. and it tries to make this level/number equal in both teams. in some modes, such as X-rank, it does seem to be stricter than in turf war. idk how it exactly works, but yeah, it's somewhat close and accurate.

[@graycatsaderow]

Whenever i play e liter cause im tired of splatlings,i always match with shooters and duelies

[@dizzle09]

Jay: No one plays Bloblober voluntarily! @Alphastar716:

[@jazzerjaw]

I showed up twice in this video with Explo and Tri-slosher LMAO GGs Jay! Fun running into you!

[@DexDexter0]

"Blob Lobber" Never heard anyone say its name right

[@Fnaflaur]

I call it the Blob Lobber, and this video made me worry I was saying it wrong this whole time 😭

[@LilPhant0m]

Jay out of context is one of the greatest things. Good vid Jay 👍👍

[@myballscanfart30]

live video footage of chris pratt saying his headphones are ok when they most definitely are not: 9:16

[@tomodaphne]

The comedic timing of those headphones was perfect.

[@muffinking2938]

I never realized how much Jay sounds like Chris Pratt until he mentioned it in this video... I cant unhear it, help. You did this to yourself Jay

[@jigglefox]

3:52 I feel the pain for Jay as I'm a reef Lux main and it's hard to get used to it but now I'm 5 star and I'm really Good with it

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

It's always a great day when there's a new upload from JayMoji, his videos never fail to make me laugh so hard so many times Especially this video, it somehow manages to be even more hilarious than Jay's usual hilarity!!

[@ggman.]

im pretty sure i fought that exact team at 2:18 i remember them pissing me off big time bc we only had one backline (me) who didn't know what they were doing

[@alexandracervantes8637]

I was doing some school work and then at 9:55 I was like wait what is he talking about 😂😂😂

[@ImJustHere8888]

I’m now wondering what celebrity someone would say Jay sounds like and he’d agree

[@fyra_cat2119]

Yknow Jay sounds an awful lot like that one popular splatoober Jaymoji.. Idk probably just me

[@ImJustHere8888]

@@fyra_cat2119 yeah he sounds a lot like that KZbinr Jaymoji

[@Sl1nkyy]

@@fyra_cat2119dunno, he sounds more like Jaymoji Deluxe to me

[@raviolinoob4435]

1 ban = 1 prayer for jays headphones

[@NoahThePokeGamer]

"you might be the first survivor of today's brutal purge* now take that out of context and holy fu- Jay: my headphones aren't broken they are completely intact! literally 2 seconds later: changed the world, my final message, goodbye. "if you suck me I'll suck you" ...rinse and repeat the first one. "people are living, people are dying, this is just- were speed running a plague" what

[@ultimate_yippee]

10:03 no one is going to forget

[@Axo243]

As a Tri slosher main. Seeing it at the back of jaymoji's favorites is completely and utterly Understandable. I had to deal with its absolute garbage kit for half a year until the Nouveau version came out

[@musicalpigeon]

Jay you are the reason i picked up nautilus and i never thought i would enjoy it as much as i do but here i am with 4 stars on it and a near 100% use on splatnet

[@evelyn7965]

9:20 damn near choked on my sandwich because of this

[@sometoast64]

12:03 splatbomb jumpscare

[@squidsune]

committing 9:16 to my memory forever

[@Reginald_TheThird]

I love getting banned for picking terrible weapons

[@Monotonus3]

*No viewers were banned in this video.* *edit: How did I get 225 likes? I want more likes* *2nd edit: We’re the top comment!*

[@theimaginator8757]

lmao i hope this becomes the top comment

[@bloomdoom3898]

Are You Sure about that

[@skgrizz]

@@theimaginator8757 IT IS

[@gh0stgarbage]

I mean, I was, you can clearly see it at 14:55 Edit: Or, well at 15:55

[@Apollos_vice]

@@gh0stgarbage SHADOWSNUTSACK LOL

[@zompig5550]

I remember when you did this in 2 and sick suggested a weapon and you got matched against sick and lost! They banned by themselves!😂

[@KiaHearts_0cti]

Thats just- wow XD

[@sltrskid]

another chris pratt classic!

[@hu5band]

wow you really sound like chris pratt

[@Bloomkyaaa]

Bloblobber is fun as hell, ok?! Edit: Snipewriter is also fun to use!

[@LongDeadArtist]

Ayy

[@kamishiro-rui.wonderhoy]

my headphones aren’t broken!!! *immediately breaks headphones* questions life for a minute

[@LucaGamingYT]

This is one of the funniest videos ive ever watched

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

That's JayMoji for you!

[@bnks306]

*No viewers were harmed in the making of this video*

[@unevennoble9363]

Jaymoji: People dont play bloblobber unless dared. Alphastar: *I sense a disturbance in the force*

[@Smolfry.]

Wow I love watching Chris Pratt play Splatoon

[@finneganfox6470]

I never knew Chris Pratt played splatoon 3 !

[@AstrumJay]

my man's throwing the matches so hard 😂

[@derivern]

seeing prinz made my day (coroika character)

[@MrCalCal87]

7:54: They should honestly add a gamemode where the only purpose is to get kills.

[@vicespy]

jay youu're carrying me through my depression, ily

[@crashur3600]

Bro Snipewriter has the same range as Splaterscope.

[@techy804]

0:08 You sound like Chris Pratt

[@Xashi4]

7:27 I AM IN THE VIDEO LMAOO

[@voidquill]

Well um FIRST OF ALL: You sound like Chris Pratt! SECOND: butts THIRD: pick blobblobber

[@voidquill]

this is probably enough for a death wish

[@GladSir]

This video reminds me of “I Don’t get mad or salty at games”

[@Shuck34]

0:19 why is my life 24 hours jay what have you done to me

[@SebTheArtist]

I started watching this at 11:46 and it’s only been 4 minutes and it’s already 12:19 AM 💀

[@Silly--Wifi]

Keep up the good work jay❤❤❤❤

[@KiaHearts_0cti]

The amount of Poor people dude- I mean all where victims and only a *few managed to calm back alive…*

[@daggerspider5411]

Cant believe they got the real Chris Pratt to play Splatoon

[@Sandman.632]

The first time I watched one of jay’s videos I thought to myself, “wow, he sounds a lot like Chris Prat.” And I now know that other people agree.

[@MB20YT]

I wish I didn’t miss this I would love to be ban from your twitch chat for 24 hours

[@letlemon.]

why does chat keep saying o7?

[@CheesyLizzy]

0:09 Huh, well now that you mention it...

[@hi-nn2tu]

me after hearing 9:53: 🤨

[@sillysepia]

jay never fails to make me laugh!! ❤

[@santiagobautista7644]

Bring back the very first intro

[@justhero08]

12:21 Happy 8th birthday, Splatoon. :)

[@x5ilco]

man looks like such a nice guy, man another but they gotta do a ban appeal :)

[@whatismypurpose6203]

This guy kinda sounds like Christ Pratt ngl

[@emmidh]

hey jay has anyone ever told you you sound like Chris Pratt?

[@StarVine60]

"YOU FOOL! I HAVE 70 ALTERNATIVE ACCOUNTS!"

[@x-manthegreat7294]

LMAO BUTS Wow you sound like Chris Pratt! You should play undercover brella!

[@FracturedMists]

9:21 (Sorry for commenting again but anyway) Jaymoji is scout from tf2?!?!?!?!?!?!

[@JustEmma132]

Jay never fails, to make me laugh 👍

[@crabtank]

Wake up babe new Jaymoji video

[@Itsnicole5]

4:00 its called “missle spam” i think…

[@ladybob9731]

Yay we are doing this again!!

[@sandstormzy]

I love the snipewriter! 🎉

[@AjmalKhan-yg3ob]

hey can u play splatoon 3 local player with 2 people in the same room? do i need 4 joy cons?

[@saikoormike]

I still remember saying rapid out-ranges range blaster

[@IcyXzavien]

You know what after you mentioned it, you do sound like chris pratt.

[@thelaser1803]

jay dosn't play minecraft but did a buterfly click😂

[@killedbycrit]

so THIS is where kacero got the idea from /s

[@inkygotlost6675]

SNIPEWRITER IS SO GOOD I LOVE IT

[@the_wizard7426]

9:33 Starburst?

[@PieDivide]

"we are yellow, the colour of gold" not wrong i guess...?

[@avapeasgood8746]

What kind of strawberries do you eat, clash blaster doesn’t really look like a strawberry to me ❤

[@RENGOKU-yz6tp]

What if you just dissconected came back a few minutes later and stay silent 🗿

[@yannah81851]

My headphones aren’t broken! *headphones fall apart

[@chefiguess]

the twitch chat hunger games lol

[@cupcakecarl]

Blobbler main here, I think I'm done with....then it haunts my dreams

[@blairwalker-x5t]

can you do the same thing but with turf war

[@Unknown-qg5hs]

Proud to say I'm the friend of ghost at 14:55

[@Unknown-qg5hs]

sorry i have to flex its not my fault theyre the coolest bamboo and squeezer main around

[@Unknown-qg5hs]

sorry i have to flex its not my fault theyre the coolest bamboo and squeezer main around

[@Salmonboyo]

as the bloblobber main, yeah i'm not sure why i play it

[@Nameless50000]

My brother was a bloblobber main on b+. I think he reached A. But he quit splatoon.

[@CheesyLizzy]

Im an Undercover main, and I'm kinda sad no one chose it

[@FracturedMists]

5:09 I have tiny hands

[@Pug3058]

I think jaymoji is voiced by chris pratt guys....

[@tobysvideos1227]

You sound kinda like Chris Pratt

[@hedgieandfriends1796]

I like playing bablober cause i like the bubbles.☺️ no im not a child i just like having fun cx