Evil Suika Game

I finally played Suika game with ‪@FailboatsDinghy‬ and it could not have gone any more hectic. I probably should have seen this coming...
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[@Spookworm]

Failboat is just continuously stumbling his way through absolutely any conversation, it's like watching those old cartoons where the baby goes to cross the road and they just barely make it across while not even aware of the chaos they're creating as they go

[@pinkbubblesnake]

This is such an amazing way of describing it I love you 😂

[@SquifferMain]

69th like

[@xxunknownloserxx]

“Any words, Dan?” “Bitch!” Well said sir.

[@Seafor-v4l]

The best moment was when Failboat said "doodledoodloo" and doodledoodloo'd all over those guys

[@fool9711]

If only Failboat Struggle Tweets was around to see this video

[@soldier7012]

Just reading the title you already know he’s gonna rage even more then splatoon 😂 also, that thumbnail is beautiful.

[@jenniferrose7552]

I was sick when you streamed this and part of me thought it was a fever dream. Turns out I wasn’t entirely wrong

[@melvinlovesyou_]

dan is already unhinged on his own channel, but on other channels hes got some concerning level of unhinged

[@Drakuma35]

Boat is so out of pocket when it’s not his channel huh? Actually wait no the pikmin

[@ThatOneRee]

“Casual suiker”

[@cherubique]

what kind of shit was dan on this stream....

[@TheShaded1]

Daniel the grapeist

[@Noony_toons]

Crazy to think "failboat is cool and doesnt smell bad" mad its way to a grave just cause of this video

[@agentl9349]

I love unhinged failboat even more than the two minor melons

[@gargles5270]

i might be wrong, but i think the “smaller orange that’s not an orange” is a kiwi but it’s hard to tell lol

[@minaashido518]

5:47 some yellow guy randomly talking about elder dragons from monster hunter

[@rabbidracoon]

The start of the video made me choke on my food 😂

[@KingCreeper562]

The small one is an orange and the bigger one is a grapefruit

[@Cool-Vest]

Every time I remember this game I think the title is Nokia Game.

[@strawberryteaparty5583]

the big orange is actually a persimmon 😭

[@LilPhant0m]

Watermelon 🍉

[@shawocto]

5:36 dodeludodelu?

[@GamingGreen21]

Assignment?

[@shawocto]

@@GamingGreen21 wha-

[@GamingGreen21]

@@shawocto Your comment translates to assignment

[@shawocto]

@@GamingGreen21 oh. Pfttttttt

[@coffee_2234]

don't force love jay that how you get l

[@supaiki]

i thought it was pronounced soo-kuh game 😭

[@MockiN6j4y]

Why is everyone playing this game? 😂 I'm not complaining I'm just genuinely curious how this cute little watermelon game became so insanely popular

[@lemonquacklol]

I think some Vtubers got it popular, then some other streamers started playing it and it spread like wildfire

[@RENGOKU-yz6tp]

I know you're pain jay but since I have done it twice you might possibly have a skill issue

[@DaltonFan28]

I love how Dan just randomly calls fruit hot and makes Jay scared for his sanity. 😂

[@blep7628]

“Has anyone drawn these fruits making out with each other?” - Failboat, 2023

[@dropfish3109]

has anybody?

[@popcornbandit76]

​@@dropfish3109 I'll do it

[@CrimsonAttourney]

Yes, yes they have

[@crabtank]

Dan was specially unhinged this steam

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

Failboat, JayMoji, and Suika Game is an actually perfect combination, my face genuinely hurts from laughing so hard over the past 20 minutes 😂

[@da_xbox360]

"Theres gotta be art of like the two minor melons" -Daniel Failboat, 2023 16:30

[@kcinrennat2606]

🤨📸

[@C0zy_Fluff]

"Maybe your obsession with MIDDLE SCHOOLERS!!!"

[@xraenon1664]

If I had a nickel for every time a Suika Game video had a strangely highly amount of innuendos, I’d have two nickels. Which isn’t very much, but it’s weird that it happened twice

[@polygawn]

One must imagine Jay happy

[@SuspiciousTemmie]

4:04 I love the fact that Jay's very first round of this game was ended by a cherry getting launched lmao

[@coffee_2234]

That evil

[@coffee_2234]

0:02 lol failboat saying the most wtf quotes ever

[@AUTMN111]

16:34 Dan became dream for a second there

[@ChaosArtz502]

Drakeboat

[@appointmenteer]

THIS IS WHERE "FAILBOAT IS COOL AND DOESNT SMELL BAD" CAME FROM lets goooo

[@Splatria]

i’ve tried watching this twice in the past two hours and it just puts me into a deep sleep. i’m considering using this video as a way to put me to sleep every night. i literally suffer from insomnia so this is shocking to me. i hope you take no offense to the fact that i can’t watch this whole thing without sleeping 😭

[@novaduck_iv]

When is Dan gonna do a Suika smash or pass?

[@dropfish3109]

true

[@dwightk.schrute7213]

I do appreciate that Etce got an honorable mention for introducing Jay to the game.

[@Lana_the_Lesbian]

What was in failboats drink?

[@Strasburg_475]

Love how dan just gets more derange as the video goes on

[@h0ojn-c1j]

I think the fruits in order are cherry, strawberry, grapes, tangerine, orange, apple, asian pear, peach, pineapple, melon and watermelon

[@pinkbubblesnake]

I also play with seperated joy cons, I'm with you Failboat

[@starfire003]

5:01 it's a persimmon!

[@Squirmychair]

If that’s true, it’s the weirdest looking persimmon in the world

[@Lucky-le-Olive]

ive never heard some one say that fruit combining is "hot".

[@UrGettingTickled]

What are we doing today? Failboat: JaYmOjI!!!

[@GamingGreen21]

Thanks for watching

[@ElizabethH-g7z]

This game looks so cute and fun at the same time

[@MaxineInYourWifi]

How tired or high is failboat to constantly slip up every other sentence in this video

[@tomodaphne]

The orange looks like Darwin from The Amazing World of Gumball somehow.

[@UncreativeAddy]

i never thought id be watching 2 grown ass men playing w fruit and saying "boom bam". but here we are. No regrets :3

[@soda_fox1]

i saw this on a mobile ad and kept on playing and playin and playi and play and pla and pl and p and

[@nathaniallarkin6060]

Love Wins 🍉

[@sleepycrow15]

Failboat is literally me in any conversation ever

[@ericscheit5540]

Why is failboat here.

[@Emihana]

Aye! :D

[@sfd20029]

When Dan and Jay make a video together or stream together it’s my favorite you can tell they besties I love it 😂🫶🏻 always making me laugh

[@gio_wuz_here]

This is an actual love story!

[@GamingGreen21]

It began months ago

[@onettresident]

Ok i love this video so much but also i have never laughed at a thumbnail and title so hard before and i don’t know why

[@jaxsgamingplace5518]

you should post your perspective of the skip the tutorial collabs

[@AaronYoakum-sn3he]

They sound like mordicai and rigby playing this game

[@KirbyEnjoyer-d3o]

Can someone explain to me how the heck does Dans joycons never drift??? I want to know the secret tech

[@mcdonathan2235]

I feel like I lost brain cells listening to their commentary.

[@HerrUwU]

OI please someone tell me where I can find the full stream recording

[@DDoodles_]

16:30 average genshin player

[@shawocto]

LMAO

[@Sheppyfrfr]

HERE EARLY GANG

[@vedis.]

this was on the verge of turning into fruit ninja

[@Goodocean13]

There is a new season in splatoon 3 you should play it

[@inevitable920]

# failboatisoverparty 🥳😁

[@subject_10008]

i think dan has something he wants to tell us

[@chiedzazindoga758]

Why is it so cute but so stressful😂

[@TheShaded1]

LIGHTNING MC GROOMER?!

[@The_KR-H]

5:37 5:41 16:18

[@IAMO_K1138]

5:35

[@jinkusuSPL]

ushi

[@StandardA4Paper]

dudala dudalu

[@ButterfreeYummy]

LOVE WINS ❤ LOVE ALWAYS WINS ❤ !!

[@BubbleTea416]

Watching this in gym 🙏🙏

[@coi8691]

someones gotta say it. dan, jays plant is fake. he also said ty for the sword

[@AdrianMartinez-yu3eg]

First 😩

[@callmeravenlee1972]

Oh so that’s where that comment on the TOTK gravestone came from

[@UrGettingTickled]

Can you randomly say assburgers in your next video?