Splatoon 3 Salmon Run is NO JOKE

[@taydoingthings549]

In order to get to a king salmonid a splatoon player must first get past one of the game's hardest trials: successfully making it to the end of a third wave

[@baz00kaboy]

stg rhats the hardest part

[@_octoboi12_]

I get to the 3rd wave all the time

[@gregheffley5745]

When I got the Emergency for the first time, it gave me a heart attack!

[@AmericanDivaa]

It’s a miracle just getting to the end of the third wave alive…. Then the Emergency alert hits and it’s like “NOW you die.”

[@shinyhero306]

IN VP? Absolutely It’s actual chaos lol

[@PuppiBlueSkies]

We need to have a “bring your own weapon to work” day tbh

[@SUMMERCAKE]

explosher usage rates📈📈

[@azure4622]

@@SUMMERCAKE -me with aero spray-

[@matheo000]

this sounds like something that could happen during big run ngl

[@baz00kaboy]

@@SUMMERCAKE YES

[@jaye4521]

And a "wear your own gear to work" day. Would be fun to mess around with gear abilities in Salmon Run.

[@untitled6450]

I just realized Jay’s splash tag is the Staff; goldfish lady pointing a nautilus at Marie’s head-

[@LimeLoaf]

I have the silver one

[@alztero]

Average splashtag in Ohio

[@theregularterrarian3933]

mine is Coco pointing the NZap at a flyfish

[@LimeLoaf]

I wasn't trying to flex but incase anybody was wondering i wasted all my drink and food tickets for a silver badge of fish woman

[@bnks306]

@Astro The Logical yeah I live in Ohio this state is shit sometimes lol save me from politics

[@gamertwo6263]

“Simply not dying” is, strangely enough, kind of a good strategy. If you get too risky and then accidentally die, then things could very likely cascade into a crew wipe, or your team will waste time rezzing you, leading to a time’s up

[@VulcanW]

Salmon Run is hella fun, but sometimes I feel like the rotations are only made to do me dirty

[@yeetusdeletus9751]

especially if it’s spawning grounds

[@MahiAnko]

And it doesn't help when people don't know how to use their weapons.

[@liacheese5845]

@@MahiAnko me :')

[@Lemonberrys]

And the weapon rotation too... sometimes it just total garbage

[@Gamma334]

Agreed

[@agent9341]

I wish there were more maps than just the 3 that are in salmon run rn

[@Guild-Master_Chatot]

They might add more maps and content to salmon run later in the future

[@ursamajo.r]

@@Guild-Master_Chatot They most definitely will. Essentially guaranteed. They wouldn't leave it this bare bones

[@Guild-Master_Chatot]

@@ursamajo.r well I think it already has as much content as S2 Salmon Run due to the scale rewards and replay value, I was just referring to the datamined information we currently have about salmon run. So it's a possibility but I think Salmon Run currently has enough content for a while

[@hauntergeist]

why did they keep spawning grounds of all the old maps, even salmonid smokeyard would be better

[@redirewolf]

@@hauntergeist as much as i want that map, someone else pointed out that cohozuna wouldn't work in any of the splatoon 2 maps (unless low tide)

[@aspidacctvods]

“So many red flags you’d think the carnival is in town” i need that phrase

[@maki_rollin9020]

they need to add more maps...anything to delay spawning ground rotation

[@YouMayKnowMeAsNate]

Luckily there is big run

[@13_cmi]

Spawning ground is great. Marooner’s bay is more difficult. I won’t willingly play until I get a high rank on Marooner’s bay.

[@Scootapuff88]

The interesting thing about Salmon Run vids is that you can kind of date when they were recorded by what weapons were being used

[@Ranixo286]

"Famine is not a laughing matter"- Little Buddy's new psa about salmonid hunting

[@MCisAwesome95]

Okay I hate connection errors as much as the next guy but that perfect timing at the end was hilarious, fight me

[@paulasem6169]

what a sequence of events that ending was. 🤣🤣🤣

[@BaxterDaTrashball]

Perfectly timed too with that little jingle he did before disconnecting 🤣

[@P_araps]

THE SOFTWARE ERROR IS WHAT GOT ME

[@0dragonice0]

Nice gameplay! Tough rotation, mostly because of the map. One thing I can suggest is to be more generous with using specials in early waves. Better to make sure you clear wave 1 and 2 so you don't drop rank, rather then saving them and risk dropping. And of course, don't wait until the last minute to use them. They're so much better when used pro-actively.

[@kawaiikoffing]

I agree, but it also depends on the special! Like reefslider and crabtank are good to use early, its also good to save ones like the inkjet (because its really useful for glowflies) and the wavebreaker and killer wail for certian situations, like if you're being swarmed by lesser salmonids or you're the last player the wave breaker is great, or the killer wail if theres alot of flyfish since it can peirce through the flyfish's armour! :D

[@lucapegger]

@@kawaiikoffing i love u for this

[@stoopidgrrl]

okay i’m glad i’m not the only one who thinks this mode is like 100000x HARDER THAN IT WAS IN SPLAT 2 💀💀💀

[@Rat_the_Renegade]

It's not even a matter of thinking it is, it just is. More bosses can spawn at a time now. On top of there being more types of bosses.

[@enanoiii]

@@Rat_the_Renegade ,, Don't forget the player that don't even know how to play.

[@swaggymungdaal]

i really hope it gets toned down to match splat 2's difficulty, it went from being a chill mode to pain and suffering

[@trickynick9139]

We're also near the beginning of this game's lifetime, which naturally means there's going to be more players that are brand new to the series, and have no prior experience with Salmon Run. Hopefully in the next 6 months we'll see a bit of an improvement in player skill and stage diversity.

[@Rat_the_Renegade]

@@trickynick9139 The only issue I have with more bosses spawning is it slows the game down. Otherwise it's fine. Though Glowflies should be reverted back to their S2 version.

[@zompig5550]

I love how Jay sounds like and old man who has sprained his ankle every time a Maw kills him!😂

[@zompig5550]

11:29 and this is the moment before the old man sprained his ankle!😂

[@mavohq]

11:29 the moment before 4:55 after it happens

[@wschacher]

14:35 “I hope my team ain’t messin’ around” meanwhile someone’s name is “A mess” lol

[@pugilism]

so vicariously stressed out by all the times popping an ult would've fixed a situation and it just didn't happen, i might as well be genuinely clocked in for grizz rn

[@Lemonberrys]

That ending tho... THE BEST 😂😂😂😂

[@Cephalo_People]

THERE IS A REASON FOR THE ASPARAGUS-simply put the Salmonid society believes in a "circle of life" type of philosophy, including the possibility something else eats THEM deliciously. That's also why they fight with pans and why the grillers utilize grills

[@blitz0.8]

I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR SO LONG I LOVE SALMON RUN AND JAY MAN THIS IS GOING TO BE GREAT

[@lobster6944]

That ending was just too perfect, Salmon king gave you at least one win, and it was Comedy

[@temmiedestructo7309]

To answer your question at 0:56, the context of the clip showed the height of the nearest valve was pretty high, meaning that it had to be nearby that valve. Only learned that recently, like the explosher thing.

[@gargles5270]

general salmon run tip for anyone; if you’re using a weapon you don’t normally use (which is true almost always lmao), try to learn how you fit in on the team. like should you stand back, should you be the one on the front lines, etc. it’s helped me a lot, at least with not dying and working as a team haha not exactly winning

[@rosieleaverton]

A way to tell if you're gonna get a Cohozuna is the ending jingle will sound out of tune. It's subtle, but it's just off enough that it makes you go "Something's up..." and then Cohozuna appears

[@360noscopersoof5]

If you are still wondering about the golden in gushers, you need to pay attention to the gushers when they open. The higher it goes the closer you are.

[@laynza]

As my saying goes; if theirs eggs in the basket, there will be no casket.

[@caligulasAquarius]

Fly fish and stringers should be your main priority if they spawn since they can attack from afar and can be a real pain in the ass when theres more than one of them.

[@caligulasAquarius]

((And bigshots)

[@chimanjoku2868]

18:31 The communication errors have become sentient!

[@Cherry_Cherub277]

4:25. Jaymoji : not if i have anything to say about it, which is why I AM HERE

[@tomodaphne]

14:13 It would be even worse if you had one person left, and that one person disconnected. Edit: Guess what happened to me the other day.

[@lucidnightmare0014]

If thye jsut put an upper limit or cap on how many bosses can be on the field at once it would SOOOOO much better

[@unknown_persons]

Love Salmon Run, definitely my favourite mode. But Glowflies?? Really?? Did they have to??

[@Pozzland]

I swear the moment you said "Nobody says flabbergasted anymore" i started seeing everyone saying it everywhere 😭

[@WDT_Nico]

18:42 commun bug when you got a communication error at grizzco,(or turning off your switch while letting the game run or having your switch to disconnect from your wi-fi) the game crashes for some reason

[@CaptainGranite]

The thumbnail made me laugh way more than it should have

[@hiangelgaming]

8:13 look Gary there’s me! great stream & great video, the content never fails to put a smile on my face 💜

[@CryoShellTTV]

I just kept playing for the past 2 days, I had so much fun

[@fatimomma]

WAKE UP JAYMOJI POSTED RAHHHHH

[@galaxa88]

At least the map is easy to evade glowflies…sometimes.

[@moriafriend2668]

OH I REMEMBER THIS ROTATION. i was struggling REALLY hard with splattling steelheads with the blobber. Hatred

[@squinty_shivers]

I've never related harder than when he said "this is wave one?!"

[@sheebitz]

I laugh a lot to your commentary dude but for some reason the asparagus got me I never noticed it before 😂😂

[@GoldieBoBoldie]

18:58 WAIT YOU'VE PLAYED AGE OF CALAMITY MORE RECENTLY THAN SPLAT 2 I haven't played that game in years LMAO

[@chrischups]

Glow flies is the only salmon run mode I despise.

[@golgothastrickster]

ive never beaten it in splatoon 3

[@syntheticsaturn]

the crash at the end was sent from cohozuna itself lmfao yeah the game likes to crash when you get a connection error right after a salmon run shift. it's happened to me plenty of times now

[@mrspumpkin6298]

You said about the candy thing just as I was eating a mini Mars bar- 😢

[@thomasnguyen4427]

All weapons are good (except reeflux). The only time they’re weak, is when the player doesn’t recognize their weaknesses, and neither do they play into their weapon’s strengths or preferred role. As a given, being able to effectively communicate with freelance also enhances the strengths of each weapons, but that is beside the point. There are no bad weapons (except reeflux), only bad players who know nothing and don’t we em care to try to improve their knowledge or macro decisions.

[@lucapegger]

WHATS WRONG WITH REEFLUX ☹️☹️

[@TreblePhoenix]

Reef-LUX is actually a good weapon once you get past the fact that half the users are missile spammers.

[@wyattdupre2721]

I've noticed a lot of people just ignore cohozuna and go straight for eggs when you could be doing a lot more dps just shooting him with a good number of weapons

[@hikaru9624]

Any damage is better than no damage. If you don't have an egg, shoot the fish!

[@solace_gacha]

I find it funny that the day I watch this, the rotation just so happens to be terrible and on spawning grounds- XDDDD

[@golgothastrickster]

ive encountered cohozuna several times but have never beaten him once

[@natron0331]

18:36 god has blessed you twice actually

[@waavuler]

spawning ground is satan's new home

[@BradPerala]

True

[@vanillamill339]

Omg mom look im in a KZbin video!! (Im bb Oreo) shame i didnt make it to the stream

[@OlaAbdelmotaleb-sr3yx]

What is everyone’s problem with bloblobber? It’s my main with the dapple dualies nouveau and all it really needs is the right tactic to use is with

[@BasedMamaJames617]

Chat is canonically fam to Jay

[@VyprrX]

14:29 "this time I'm not messing around" pov: A Mess

[@deetno2327]

I feel like 3rd wave is easier when a xtrawave is suppose to start afterward

[@Basilloon]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact that the Stingers at 2:05 died at the exact same time?

[@jjbarajas5341]

Lmao I had the exact opposite experience with the rotation just after explosher! Bow is great, it's your sniper weapon. Then you have slayer weapons in slosher and blob, and splat roller *destroys* glowfly waves, the one thing the explosher rotation struggled with. I miss this rotation tbh

[@ethanbaer65]

Sometimes I wonder how many eggs Mr grizz has actually gotten from all his worldwide employees. It's gotta be in the millions, right? Why the heck does he need that many eggs?

[@rubellite4480]

Splat 3 story mode will answer that for you

[@ethanbaer65]

@@rubellite4480 nah I've played it. I know why he needs eggs in general but how is he using that many, you know?

[@rubellite4480]

@@ethanbaer65 good point... Maybe he just rolls around in them like trying to make snow angels and stuff then blender mixes them with fuzzy ooze

[@EliasCastillejaKS]

The fact the basket looks like a blinder makes sense on what he does with them

[@camthegamer1239]

Remember to use your special because sometimes it’s worth using not on the hardest wave

[@MelonSauce77]

Bro I swear the game always gives me the worst weapon to fight King Salmon (Cohozuna or something like that)

[@Joseph-tr2cj]

Yessss a salmon run vid

[@_Hero_Link_]

We need a "bring your own drip to work" day

[@luck0717]

Casual Friday every friday

[@slimshady1987]

7:20 “we have one clam in the basket” … sir you are not playing clam blitz 🤨

[@MizukisGhost]

A sleepover with friends no jaymoji

[@nono-nt8je]

It ain’t me, it ain’t meeee, I ain’t no fortunate sooooon

[@keigan90]

I almost beat horrorboros today I got him to half hp

[@snomlord9187]

King salmonid is the fish equivalent of failboat’s Behemoth Screameth

[@young_G_glitch]

the thumbnail :)

[@madisonporr4]

The end was so funny bro

[@Shadow_WalkerX-45]

It is possible to know where the Goldie is based on how high the fountain near it goes

[@undeadsebas6094]

Hey J just wanted you to know to find out where the Goldie is hiding if you hit one of the fountains, you can see the light level and if the light level is high it’s nearby

[@ryze_yt8989]

Great vid!!

[@gman_alter_eego8547]

13:43 that voice crack though 💀

[@dropfish3109]

“it’s got blob, that’s a red flag” WHAT

[@FuruHataNinzaburo-w8z]

1:40 Those are not asparaguses (asparagi?). Those are Wasabi (of which the singular could be wasabus...?)

[@Kaiichou_]

Watched this at a halloween party if really fit the atmosphere mr jaymoji

[@swoffyplayz1201]

When he queued out of the lobby he was in and joined another he just did whatever I do when my team is garbage and if they are genuinely good but we lost.

[@OmegaStella]

Good vid well done lol

[@sadeeliza]

i was very sad , and now im not thank you very much

[@MexicanInk-m7i]

Dude I can relate jays vids always cheer me up

[@chickengod5233]

Bro today I was eggsecutive vp and now I got bumped down to professional +2

[@shatter_glass13]

OMG, that happened to me too! I hate how after working so hard to increase rank, one round will cause you to drop down one.

[@strangeactuallylegume]

Salmon Run with random has always been much easier for me… Cus my friends are dumbasses TTvTT (and I love em)

[@CharLovesVox]

Your videos always make me laugh every time 😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@agentpaint]

Oh this is a good thumbnail

[@Cyrus74]

Just realized that the cannon does damage cool

[@shatter_glass13]

I honestly only play Splatoon to play Salmon Run. It can be brutal though!!!

[@Superdeeep]

How do you get good teammates. My team mates always suck. Also if u notice, time he won a third wave, their was no flyfish

[@kat2002]

When I tell u I screamed at Jay to play sr

[@Black-jm3fh]

Ok the end was funny

[@annabelledufresne4981]

Video idea: try to play pokemon scarlet or violet, make videos about you playing the game for u to beat the game like u did with Kirby and the forgotten land.

[@Gamma334]

A uncommon Jaymoji Splatoon 3 S+ L

[@taigalou]

THE END LMAO

[@naps6687]

Watching jay never use his specials is painful.

[@goodthingshee]

immaculate ending

[@cycithepotato]

Yeah Jay we your fam, call us that :p

[@gamingwithroccoandbrody2708]

Don’t kill salmons when round is over because if you do it will be harder next round

[@Sora_jay]

Is this ture?

[@gamingwithroccoandbrody2708]

@@Sora_jay yea

[@MoRiSeReeR]

Why u hate the tri stringr in salmon run? Same goes for bloblobber.

[@spuddy-muffin]

7:19 I love CLAMon run

[@crystalcat3696]

5:47 A GAME THEORY