Black Moms When You Get Your First Job

[@DavidDuaneOfficial]

“You’re working for nothing if you don’t bring no chicken home” 😅 Where’s the lie though ? Hahahaha !

[@missblak00]

I worked at KFC I was bringing big food home okurr 🤣🤣🤣🤸 🍗💪

[@DavidDuaneOfficial]

@@missblak00 You a real one ! Man and it’s just too easyyyyyyyyy 😆

[@roxcyn]

I feel you all, it's been thrown away, why not let the employees have it? SMH.

[@sushicourier]

If it's getting tossed.... it can get tossed into your bag just as easy as the garbage!

[@daradiant1]

Both of my nieces work at KFC, and the store manager needs to take his butt home so they can bring home some chicken.

[@blackdiamond696]

It's so sad but true. How can restaurants throw good food away when there are so many hungry people in this world 😢

[@oburney2607]

Popeyes definitely throw away chicken, I have seen them do it while I'm placing my order, and the crazy thing is there is nothing wrong with the chicken. All that throwing away goes against their food cost.

[@stitches318]

The do that because the workers would be making food wrong on purpose to have some to take home. Only big businesses do that if you want to take food home work for a small mom and pop shop they will hook you up

[@jasper.rubyftw]

They would rather throw perfectly good food away than feed the hungry and homeless. This is what capitalism does to a person, it makes them evil. As if they will bring their fortunes to their graves....

[@vgreen1106]

Lemme tell you something I worked at a fast food restaurant for 8 years. The amount of food they threw away would make you cry! They threaten to fire me because I gave homeless people the food after hours. Talking about they could sue I'm like...how do you look someone in the face and deny them food!

[@elizabethschuffert7460]

Me and a friend had to dig a box out the trash at Popeyes a long time ago. I don't see why they won't give that perfectly good food to the homeless or even let employees take it home

[@jshelton100]

After getting a job, my mom expected much better gifts from me for all of the important holidays. 😂

[@scorpiocara6798]

Baaaaaa haaaaaa lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IsaacDaniels777]

My mom asked me for a coach bag once I started working lol

[@WinniePooh33]

​@@IsaacDaniels777😂

[@NDJunction]

why? x: genuinely, explain cuz i dont get it

[@chayav1]

When I worked at Starbucks they used to give leftovers to the homeless shelter. Then we had to stop because corporate said the shelters could decide to sue Starbucks if anyone threatened food poisoning.

[@OrangeDrinkMusic]

I LIVE for those nasal voices of all the off-screen characters 👁👃👁 👄

[@milliehayes]

Same. So funny

[@gregorygaines9510]

😂😂😂

[@peppei666]

Same 😂 why all her friends fat Albert 😂

[@WelcometoChickenlandia]

RIGHT???!!! 🤣

[@WelcometoChickenlandia]

@@peppei666 OMG HAHAHAHA

[@PearlBrown-j5j]

"Because I can complain I been there for 30 years" lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Groteskfull]

These days it's impressive, seeing someone who's been at the same job for 30 years.

[@DebtFreeSteph]

30 ➕PLUS years!! 😂🤣😂🤣

[@May_003]

it's insane how jay can be a child, a kid, a teenager, a woman, a man, a GRANDMA, and it's believable, the audience eat it up every single time. her acting skills are out of this world. and it looks so effortless too, like it's natural for him. honestly, he could do all this with no wigs even

[@kimberlylynn4301]

Agreed , I did not come on to KZbin today to watch funny skits .. but here I am clicking until i am satisfied with observing his character changes enough and chuckling at them.

[@EbonyWhiteFITNESS]

Her? 😂

[@classicleslie6914]

I really hate when people misgender gay people like they are trans with gender dysphoria. He is still a MAN

[@thoushallbefree5387]

Popeyes, raising cane’s and Kentucky Fried Chicken would all throw chicken in the trash rather than give it to employees. Pathetic

[@swisskiwi1478]

Oh but I would miss those wigs!

[@hodgeelmwood8677]

My first day on the job my mom hollered down the stairs when I got home: "HELLO WORKING GIRL!" 🤣 She had no idea what that phrase usually meant

[@nkulingqola6192]

😂😂😂😂😂 too funny

[@lydiekaori]

Huh...What does it usually mean? 😅 I have an idea but I am a non native speaker.

[@Ameliabones687]

​@lydiekaori it means prostitute 😂

[@AmazingRebel23]

@@lydiekaoriIt’s slang from decades ago for hooker

[@roxannemapache826]

Awww she innocent

[@youresogolden176]

Better be ready to pay them bills frrr😭

[@IsraelFarmer-k4h]

Fr

[@orisohma8139]

and be asking you to bring them freee food when you leave your shift 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@youresogolden176]

@@orisohma8139 😂😂

[@sobombeh]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 ​@@orisohma8139

[@joannaazar7396]

Exactly!! 🎯🎯

[@AzariW8]

That funky $20 conversation is spot on.

[@maduke2878]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@w.w.sakbeh571]

He’s got on his Poppy’s uniform, and momma’s got on her velvet bathrobe. Life is good! 🔥

[@leeleemee]

The velvet 😊 I’m getting one 😊

[@stevencrowe2450]

"How the hell you work at Popeye's and don't bring no chicken home?" LOL Jay's screenwriting skills are sooooooo underrated!

[@monas]

😂😂😂I can't believe he is only 25

[@siobhanboyle8105]

I liked when she said after seeing the Amazon packages, “You acting funny. You acting rich.” 😂

[@CredsWillRoll]

You got an income now you gotta CONTRIBUTE! 😤😂

[@renabrown8498]

Lol I told my son that too at least buy sum toilet paper or body wash lol

[@veriteetfeu]

This!!!!

[@mgpm17]

That's right!!

[@juneahernauthor]

heard that. 14 years old, babysitting my life away and my father hands me my dental bill. Sigh. 8 kids. Other than that, took care of myself early on. No regrets. Contribute.

[@berthaford2152]

I lasted three days at Jack in the Box when i was 17. The owner fired me because I couldn’t lift the fryer basket out of the grease when it was full. He told me he was going to hire a boy. I went home and cried. Next job was a 12 hour a day vaccinating chickens at the farms along the Mexican border. We were allowed a flat of cracked eggs for free every day. I kept all my neighbors and my household in eggs for months 🤣🤣

[@keeper6458]

😂😂😂

[@dobees8183]

Wow are you worthless 😂😂😂

[@DarkTension]

I would sued for that “hire a boy” line

[@ultravulva]

It was so for real for me when his Mom said, “ You gotta start contributing to this household … and put something in savings. “ LoL Minimum wages sposed to stretch to infinity and buy toiletries.

[@MsTimelady71]

Yep. The minute I got my afterschool job, the allowance money dried up and if I wanted something-I could buy it myself.Parents today are so much nicer about not having their children find after school jobs.

[@kay-pu7hr]

​@@MsTimelady71And bc they don't have after school jobs, they don't learn how to save for their future wants. An after school job income teaches them a lot.

[@britpoppansy]

LOL The lady on the other end of the phone always has to have the weird froggy voice. 🐸

[@sagenosnibor9173]

I fuq'n love that voice! Makes my day😂

[@celestecelestial90]

I think it’s because she is an older lady and has a naturally deep voice. 😂😂😂

[@missbluemaude6460]

😂😂

[@r.a.5519]

Could it be a man sounding like a woman...?

[@roxannemapache826]

My mom was so chill when I had my first job, she didn’t expect anything, not a dime

[@jenny5309-k3j]

Mine too.

[@copperbeardedking1919]

Mine either

[@HelloCompanion]

Yeah I’m kinda getting second hand trauma from this video. I’m so sorry people had to live like this.

[@bmartin4549]

That’s what I said! I was discouraged from working until I got to college. I was told I would have plenty of time in my future to work and I should try to enjoy being young and also focus on my studies. I would have to be in some kind of pain and peril to ask my child for a dime!!

[@roxannemapache826]

@@bmartin4549 exactly like my mom encouraged us to save of course, but to ask us for money??? Never ever. My mom has never asked me for money a day in her life.

[@sommerjohnson863]

“You working for nothing if you dont bring no chicken home “ 😆😆😆 Jay 😂

[@chrisyVee]

" I complain because I can complain" 🤣😆

[@avril.227]

💯

[@AJP1613]

Never say when you get your check!!! 😂

[@MaanuuAxmed-md2sk]

🤝🤐😂

[@ScreamRagnarok]

Never say you got a job.😉

[@TamK1980]

“I’m done buying yo drawers”. LOL 😂🤣😅

[@CredsWillRoll]

Now Tequila need a job 😭

[@TdT2211]

Facts. Hahaha Hahaha haaaa!

[@Dyane629]

Didn’t Tequila work retail for a while?

[@BigTay2Fly]

I think she works at "Tacos and Tequila"

[@Dyane629]

@@BigTay2Fly OK…thanks☺️

[@rachealfaucher4520]

omg YES

[@redbonegurlarmywife7266]

Definitely reminds me of my momma 😂 Even when I enlisted in the army my momma referred to my job as YOUR LIL JOB. I ❤️ my momma

[@neffyg35]

I'm so thankful this was not my upbringing. Mom seems like she has an attitude with everything the kid does. I remember getting my first job at 15 and my dad and grandparents were proud. I could do whatever I wanted with my money and if I didn't have enough, my family bought the rest. No bitching about shopping and they didn't expect me buy anything for the house but were thankful when I did bring stuff home. My grandmother was just happy to have me working at place she shopped at all time to get employee discount lol

[@HI-lq4vl]

Yep! I used to work at Footlocker. I know that discount thing all too well 😂😂

[@marie22213]

You were raised right. I was raised like in this video and it caused stress, etc and led to alot a bad things for me and my siblings. Now I can't be around people like this no more I get overwhelmed n anxious

[@jacquelineking4654]

My first job was at Popeyes back in 19 hum hum hum.😆 I brought chicken home almost every night!

[@avril.227]

That’s what you call benefits! It’s the best! 💛

[@1_star_reviews]

My sisters first job was at Church’s and she bought home chicken AND jalapeño poppers. My cousins first job was at Papa John’s and he would bring home pizza. My first job was Walmart so I just used my employee discount for every one of my family members.

[@letsbereal9455]

@@avril.227 Ha, ha! Yes.

[@viviankankam9704]

" how you work at Popeyes and don't bring home no chicken"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@TheTorturedPoets11]

Posting in three days in a row, this is unheard of in the jay community

[@Darlasglcw9511]

Right

[@iheartshaneandjeffree]

Now if only he would finish chaos and all the others 😢 lol

[@Tsiri09]

A friend of mine was frustrated with her teen son. He wanted a pair of cowboy boots. She offered to get him a pair at the end of the month when she went to Target. "Target?!?" "Target's nuthin, MOM! I want them from Dillards!" She couldn't afford that. I told her to tell him to get a job and buy his own since he was 17. I told her to watch, his perspective would change when the money was coming out of his own pocket. She told him to get a job, which he did. A few paychecks later, she saw him coming home with a Target bag that contained cowboy boots. She asked him about it- "Target's okay, Mom!" She baked me brownies and we laughed our butts off. This Mom's on the perfect track- he can take responsibility for himself and his spending. Good job, Mom! Need more like you!

[@Tessa--LibrarianLovesRick]

This feels so amazingly REAL! Love it

[@gregorygaines9510]

I screamed when you asked why he didn't bring any chicken home! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Jackiecarlet]

OMG IT’S LIKE IM LISTENING TO MY DAD BACK IN THE DAY. and we’re Mexican 😂 especially the “YOU DON’T HAVE TO TELL ME SHIT. I WAS GONNA TELL YOU TO SPLIT IT AND PUT SOME IN YOUR SAVINGS” then the Amazon package one. ON POINT 😂😂 lmaoooo

[@DebtFreeSteph]

😂🤣 It’s scary how accurate this is… especially the funky $20 💵 part😂🤣😂🤣 Welcome to Adulting!!

[@jasmines6468]

I love the phone voice of the person she always calls

[@kathberry8]

It's nice to buy Mom a gift with first check... smooths the way, and makes her happy

[@pathetic2399]

Then she starts expecting gifts every time lol

[@alisons268]

First time is fair and kind (:

[@norma3782]

The man is a brilliant actor👌

[@lorettawilson1599]

❤❤❤❤❤ I just love Jay so much !!! what an intelligent smart and super super funny human being he is !!!! the world is lucky to have Jay in it !!!! thank you Jay for all the happy laughter that you make people have in this world.... we need people like you to brighten up everyone's life❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@WJen8]

Second week after my first job my mama slapped some of the bills right on the damn table and said pick 2 😂

[@nicolajones3643]

😂😂😂

[@andilevilakazi2354]

😂😂

[@salliewalker4141]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@daymerrifield907]

lmaooo

[@Tessa--LibrarianLovesRick]

That is a GOOD Mama!

[@curious17589]

Ooh this was me in my 20's living at home and trying to run past my Mom with Nordstrom bags! 😂

[@avril.227]

AMEN!!! 😂😅😂😮

[@mrsx7944]

😂😂😂😂😂😂 right!!

[@MsDera81]

Gotta leave the bags in the trunk of the car until 2 a.m. Sneak them in while everyone is sleeping 😆

[@me21464]

Nordstrom??? 😮😮😮

[@mrsx7944]

@@MsDera81 exactly lol

[@loicyoutube5557]

He represents our Mamas and our daily lifestyle so well !

[@waituntil]

4:09 NAH if you say "oh-kay" back in two syllables like that it's on 😭

[@alisons268]

Definitely, that was dangerous to say back

[@teleasejohnson1307]

Momma's like her are so needed in life!! LOVE HER!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@alisons268]

Love her, but so much drama

[@tashafrasha]

It's the friend's voice on the phone for me!!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@ashleysmith5001]

😂😂😂😂 I busted out laughing way too hard 😅😅. I am glad someone else said this

[@meechee2too754]

Not only are you hilarious but you definitely hit on the black mom and respective kid relationship. That is how you answer your parent it decreases so much unnecessary drama

[@kiera6326]

But may or may not build resentment. I know it causes drama but sometimes you have to talk abt issues or communicating

[@HI-lq4vl]

I'm black, and I cannot relate to any of yalls trauma. My friends don't relate either.

[@AuniverseX]

@@HI-lq4vl lucky you

[@meechee2too754]

@@HI-lq4vl it may not be this you are dealing with, but your unwarranted comment shows you are dealing with something..

[@HI-lq4vl]

@@meechee2too754 this is a public comment section. Take care of your insecurities, and stop projecting them on others.

[@waynegruber9122]

When she said “ wait hold up where these Amazon packages coming from that’s the 10th one this week”. Yo I felt that. I had to sneak my Macy’s bags in the house because my grandma swear I was spending my whole check on shopping. 😂😂

[@1Skorpia]

That 3 month part!!! 😂😂😂 on God they complain and we been at our jobs 10 years plus because WE CANT QUIT!! 😫 THESE BILLS GOTTA GET PAID

[@CozumelTy]

That was my momma with my first job. LOL. (Especially of the borrowing the $20 and the bringing of the food home)

[@bernitahaynes6875]

I just love this young man, he play these characters so well so glad his videos came on my thread I'm a fan!!!!

[@toneshavaught6132]

A funky $20🤣😂🤣

[@gemlayne1400]

I'm done buying your drawers 😂🤣

[@Butterism]

That's the talk I got. Pick up some TP and dish soap occasionally when I see we're running low, but other than that, my check was mine. 😂

[@ChaiseForCRPD]

"You didn't bring no chicken home?" Some relatives really do tell you to do stuff that can get you fired. You want some damn chicken you better have some chicken money.

[@TdT2211]

They act like everyone is walking out with a bag after work. Lol

[@RosalynnAnne]

“You better have some chicken money” lmfao

[@MsTimelady71]

Mom really wanted son to try and steal a six piece chicken set. How you just gonna walk out with that?

[@HI-lq4vl]

​@@MsTimelady71 not a chicken set 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pennydink72]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@florencevall8092]

I can't stand how hysterical this man is...lol..lol..lol

[@DJayy_Cali]

“EEEE-VER” “OOH-KAY” 😅😅😅

[@maduke2878]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@allysiaw8401]

Ive been working since i was 13 years old working a cattle farm then after that summer youth program and so on. My mama struggled worked 3rd shift but we had what we needed a roof over our head food in our mouth but anything extra we wanted we wouldn't bother asking her we knew she wouldn't say no and just get a second job..so me and my sister got side jobs just to buy what we wanted. She was so proud of us..She never asked for a dime UNTIL we got grown😂 now its like she our child😂

[@josephinelarosa5173]

Very sweet story. You have a nice Mama ❤️

[@corneliusharris2955]

This sets in perfectionism in a child. He will always feel like he needs to please a partner to be loved.

[@bliven8704]

You amaze me with how each character is distinct!

[@dth3252]

This is so spot on-from the expressions to the movements to the conversations!! Even the voice on the other end of the phone!!! Howling😂😂😂

[@veronicalidstrom-joannides6113]

Omg just love this spot on!!😅 I love the way she brings him up and disciplins him and he calls her mam❤ This mama needs to come to Sweden and discipline the spoilt kids here!!😂

[@djsmom02]

When my baby got her first job she kept the fridge full do you hear me! And I never asked for anything. She’d drive up to Costco and get her some gas and groceries. I missed that when she went to college. lol

[@WelcometoChickenlandia]

The voice he makes for the friend on the phone kills me 🤣❤

[@theteleisewilliamsexperience]

The friend on the phones voice 😂😂😂

[@TdT2211]

Guuurrl. Lol

[@lisaanderson7924]

I’ve known kids in high school who got fired for taking home food that was going to be thrown out. In most cities & states restaurants & fast food stores cannot give out food, to the homeless or needy, that would otherwise be thrown away, unless it’s uncooked & donated to a food pantry. Such a disgrace that food that could help feed the hungry has to instead end up in a landfill.

[@HEPSEA223]

“You got this little job and you acting funny” my mom was always on some shit like this😭. Like ma’am no I’m not you’re acting funny because the minute I got this job you had a personality change

[@MsAdventure531]

They fear they might be losing you, I think. 💟

[@pathetic2399]

They really acted like you think you’re better than everyone else because you got money now lmaoo Really tryna bring you down.

[@pathetic2399]

@@MsAdventure531 That’s a positive and optimistic way of interpreting it.

[@tamikothompson3918]

Momma tellin the truth on everything..they do just that

[@Cravenn5]

“I’m not the only one with a job… you gonna have to start contributing to this household. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@deriuzshawn7757]

Get out my face. ok. Get out my face. OKAY!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@AngieUploaded]

😂😂 it’s not just black moms… this is so me and my son🤣🤣

[@astrohitter1791]

Its not all black moms either. I didnt have to pay for anything

[@DxyDxyLuvs]

Yes they be telling everyone they be so excited❤

[@Catanddonut]

Jay ate and left no crumbs

[@rosemelie]

We need a video of the friend who’s allows on the phone. She is funny along with her voice lol😂

[@KaraHudson565]

Even though, He still so respectful to his mom lol.

[@CourtneyAllen-f7i]

He know he pose to bring some chicken home 🤪I used to work at Rallys/Checkers my momma expected a big burford everyday😅

[@lateefahgibson818]

Soo true 😂😂 where's the chicken 💕💕

[@nahomyojeda9040]

The conversations on the phone always crack me up 😂😂

[@priola7587]

😂. So many memories. My momma was merciless about my first job in high school. I felt it when he said he was tired. I bet his mom was in his room bright and early and cheerful as hell reminding him about his chores, despite the 8 hour shift ending at 11:00p.m. This is the same mom who is 90 and I still do chores for.

[@alisons268]

Yup

[@janetmayer3562]

"Can I borrow $20?" I knew that was coming. 🤣🤣🤣

[@JuanWonton]

I feel the urge to talk to my therapist after this video

[@DavidDuaneOfficial]

He said “I won’t” then “okay” 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m screaming !!!!!!!!!

[@shanibunni194]

When he said okay I honestly thought she was going to turn around and asked if he got a attitude lol

[@char6081]

That okay sent chills down my spine

[@christycunningham4517]

I can’t with you 🤦🏾‍♀️

[@firefeethok_tui2355]

4:03 oh man thats funny……😂we have all had that routine played on us in one way or another.

[@ctanner3949]

I want to give that boy a hug.❤

[@lsawyers1735]

I love this man! Yes baby you are extra and I love it!❤

[@beautydiore3428]

This is exactly what I say to my son. 😂😂😂😂 Stop spending your money on Amazon. Then he wanna ask me for some of my money. And he acts thee exact same way. I Love it.

[@honorlegend9259]

I’m in tears!!!!!😂😂😂 this generation is a mess😂😂😂

[@jasonpatten9159]

Jay is an amazing one man show! Creating his own characters, storylines, dialogue, and tremendous talent as an actor (he plays the role of older women and "chicken head" chicks that I have met right here in Brooklyn so well you don't even notice the beard) I wish that at his age I'd had access to and the kind of know how he has when it comes to IT. My Girl and I are subscribed like many others (over a million evidently) and we love his sketches & wish him all the best. In Closing that story line about being from a long line of witches he did a around Halloween had us LAUGHING til we stopped more of that sort of stuff please. But we watch everything he posts regardless keep up the good work and I hope that yo REALLY blow up and SOON JAY you've got so much range and so many gifts. Godbless.

[@sketchyskies8531]

2:30 Bro that’s exactly what my stepmom said to my niece when she started working lol

[@AstraKiro27]

Hahahah NEDA J so funny especially when she says:YOU KNOW HOW TO COOK???...hahaha she's just like a real mama...❤️😇

[@divadolljlm]

Omg this is hilarious . I can't get enough of these.

[@fizz13-yf8yk]

I love that voice on the phone...it always makes the laugh ❤

[@lulumoon6942]

Don't come home smelling like Popeye's with empty hands! 👀

[@MIKEYPOOHBEARJACKSON]

The amazon part crack me up. Lmao. Always trying to see what i bought. Like chill i bought you a new watch. Lol

[@bradlouttit5004]

😂 such a genius

[@AnthonyPotterJr]

“You goin have to start contributing to this household.” Chile, I remember that line 😂

[@davontaeofficial]

This hit home for me because as soon as I got my first check my mom was just like this 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@skip031890]

It definitely did not go this way for me. My mother was upset that I had a job. She literally complained to everyone she knew that she didn't understand why I wanted to work as if it was something so terrible.

[@darleneshe3263]

“Baby I done been at my job for 30 years, and do you see me complaining?” Son: “Well you do complain sometimes .” Mama: “Because I can complain…cause I been there for 30 years.” I’m on the floor 😆🤣😂

[@lesleydavies172]

You make me laugh so much. Just seen your hairdressing one , will pass on visiting it 😂😂 , im from the uk . Thanks for the laughs

[@dawgcatcha1907]

Yall im so ready for this stage of parenting at 1:35 😂

[@HeiDiLuv]

I have NOOOOOOOOO WORDS! OMFG I just cannot with this one right chea! OMFG

[@loveyoubetrue111]

Lord when momma start bringing up how much you make naw stop clocking my pockets 😂