Jealous Boyfriend vs Creepy Stalker | ASMR Roleplay

[@user-pq1ud6kc4q]

Idea: Jealous Girlfriend:) I do not know, think about it

[@NoahsHaven]

Heard this suggestion a couple of times now. I guess, it's time. 😋

[@vampiresquirt]

@@NoahsHaven Omfg yess

[@AsmrHoe]

Armyyy💜💜💜

[@AsmrHoe]

@@NoahsHaven yay

[@user-pq1ud6kc4q]

@@NoahsHaven YESSSS

[@bokutoscake635]

Him: Are you crying? Me: Uhh no? Him: You're crying Me: No, my eyes just started to sweat-

[@Kai-pd4yy]

I feel thatttt. I hate admitting when I cry, good news, I’m lonely 👍 I’ve seen you on other channels, hi!

[@ThatOneRandomBiYouTuber]

Hey little owl

[@xqnuip0o]

@@ThatOneRandomBiKZbinr *Hey Angry Pomeranian*

[@ThatOneRandomBiYouTuber]

@@xqnuip0o sup

[@xqnuip0o]

@@ThatOneRandomBiKZbinr Have you seen my frog? He's name is Kermit. Where. Is. He.

[@jaylenguevara2661]

Him: *starts running out the house* Me: OH SH*T ITS GOING DOWN!!

[@2.0lovies]

Watch your back watch your back watch your back watch your back😎😎

[@astroid_creator3468]

*And that when creepy stalker knew he F**ked up* Also me *FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!*

[@kloecummings6234]

😂what u was thinking

[@Zi_on133]

I SAID: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HE IN TRRRRROOOOUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@SUNSHINESTXLLA]

@@2.0lovies isn’t that from a movie uh I can’t put my finger on it

[@karma7629]

I feel so out of context when he asked : what happened? Me : I dropped my ice cream Him : who’s following you? Me : the guilt of my long lost ice cream ✨😭🙃

[@mahiaahmedbornali469]

😂

[@alyssachavez460]

That is the most saddest thing ever my ice cream falling out of my cone 🤧

[@Kheluichollow]

Rip Kármà’s ice cream 2021-2021

[@xxemisheaxx1804]

im eating bbq boneless chicken wings :3

[@mahiaahmedbornali469]

@@xxemisheaxx1804 OMG ITS IZUKU

[@ILOVE_WAVETOEARTH]

“Joe? What Joe? What’s a Joe?” Me half asleep: Joe mama- LMAO

[@kyaraguzman5641]

That exactly what I thought 😭🤚🏽

[@katieshaw6043]

OMG WE NEED TO BE FRIENDS😂

[@tuggyboo13]

same lol 💀

[@marwaaya2108]

noah: “what’s a joe” me: “joe mama😭” why did i just-

[@bobross4532]

🤦

[@melissasalas9678]

No but like same💀💀😭

[@Pearl-cz3dc]

I DID IT TO LOL

[@lovelyjuliexo]

LAKDKKFKF 😂

[@Hs-md1bn]

I said the same😭

[@luxm1n]

Him: are you crying ? Me: oh just wait **starts fake crying**

[@KylerVA]

The dislike is clearly from the creepy stalker. 🙄🤚

[@mahiaahmedbornali469]

Lol yep

[@elena2434]

mdkxnxbdjdXDD

[@bobross4532]

Duhhhhhhh

[@mahiaahmedbornali469]

@@bobross4532 And that's one periode

[@Camrichardson1646]

Dislikes now, we got two stalkers now, damn...

[@lysse9580]

Can someone explain how this man handles confrontation so well like-

[@panda_cute8856]

I was about to fall asleep then I heard “you pathetic turd.” I bursted out laughing LMAO

[@lumine2883]

Me too😂😂

[@lizzylee9217]

Omgg I laughed so hard😂😂😂😂

[@autumn1540]

OMG SAME I WAS SCROLLING THROUGH LIKE "UHM IS NO ONE GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT-" LOL

[@monny9162]

Me too lmao

[@misu-kun745]

Him: “ u pathetic little turd” Me: HzgshaahhjsahahabBahahajajajajahabnababahabsbsn anNajannabBababababahnshsbabsb 😂🤣😂🤣😂 I probably shouldn’t be laughing at a time like this Sorry-

[@yazzzz427]

I JUST CAME FROM THE SCHOOL AND I GET THE NOTIFICATION...OMG IT'S THE DESTINY.

[@klaussalvatore317]

Him: *Running outside* Me: “YOU GET HIM BABE!”

[@YoY--------]

Haha same

[@user-pq1ud6kc4q]

Do we agree that we all love Noah? It is perfect!

[@Chaerslover]

Him: “Are you crying?” Me: “No I’m not why?” Him: “no i can see you crying” Me: “IM NOT CRYING BRUH YOU MUST BE HIGH OR SUM”

[@imannoying_8971]

😂😂😂this made me wheeze

[@adeadrose5547]

Lol same

[@astroid_creator3468]

Me who is actually crying because I drop my ice cream:TwT

[@WaterbugII]

No IM NOT CRYING BECAUSE IM WAY TO MANLY (Even tho I’m a woman)

[@jojo_.enfj111]

@@WaterbugII womanly? Is that even a good word? Idk.😂😂

[@thatanonymouschocolate]

Lmfao just went straight outside to fight him! 😂😂💀 he was like: “Call an ambulance but not for me”

[@mn-bs4cv]

Not sure why this says jealous boyfriend, it should be protective boyfriend.

[@mn-bs4cv]

@crema de la soda I'm sorry what are you trying to say?

[@NoahsHaven]

Yeah, you're actually right. The title doesn't fit the story that well.

[@mn-bs4cv]

@@NoahsHaven I enjoyed it nonetheless 😊

[@park_jimin9073]

@@NoahsHaven you can change it☺

[@LadyLibertyBella]

Agreed. More of a caring & protective bf.

[@LeIouch.]

Now this is gonna be an interesting one.

[@Ruby7070]

Omfg you're literally everywhere

[@minyoongi2662]

@@Ruby7070 Sure bout that? I have only seen this person for the 1st time and when it comes to you this is the 36th time in 2 days

[@Camrichardson1646]

I’m literally watching this after listening to sad music, almost perfect mood for it, even have the tears already.

[@rivercroos9516]

Me too third time

[@missweeb3932]

Hmmm wait does your sister know that your here

[@isabellahartieson7440]

I’m sorry but when you said joe I couldn’t help but scream ‘JOE MAMA’ 😂

[@adeadrose5547]

Lol

[@emilyrose2111]

Me to

[@mahiaahmedbornali469]

Lmao

[@alaina2697]

SAME

[@yahbby_girl_jadeyy9288]

Same

[@НадеждаМельникова-ы4э]

you are protective as hell here O//o//O

[@stepperzzz4560]

bruh his name is joe? this is giving very much "YOU" vibes mhm

[@jasss1560]

I was looking for this comment

[@thepumpkinnight6875]

BROO SAME

[@leena6681]

Umm isn’t that why we love him 🥰❤️ because he is a “YOU” vibe

[@701kje]

Joe mama

[@jasminea.3118]

l was thinking the same thing..

[@mkn___]

POV:"you crying not because the stalker, your crying because you hungry asf"

[@DeezNuts-qm4up]

Me 24/7

[@lucky-ji2fe]

YES EXACTLY WHY

[@OnlyAPotato]

Him: "He leans over and says what?" Me: ✨ *"It's free real estate"* ✨

[@amaris5636]

lmao 😆😆

[@lovelyjuliexo]

4:01 i wAS NOT EXPECTING TO HEAR RUNNING OMG 😱 👏

[@shinsohitoshiswifey4474]

him:*running to him * me : why are you running

[@Heavenly.Motherr]

“JoE”:AH AHHHHHHHH Noah: why are you running! WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?!

[@iamnotnamjoon6581]

I can hear this xd

[@jncmpn]

Imagine if noah makes a ''finding out your a girl in all boy's school'' i'd be living the dream -w-

[@lmc3666]

omg yes

[@angieabreu7515]

W was

[@boutdataction9068]

OMG YES

[@imawafflepotato5988]

If they were this NICE but otherwise I would feel embarrassed

[@ilyk3yorie105]

YES!

[@katherine-oq2wy]

"Pathetic Little turd" had me dying😂😂😂

[@fw.trynnn]

Same bruh

[@tuggyboo13]

same lol🤣

[@_n1ck0las_12]

Idea: Flirty bartender Think about it

[@kimkatsuki2828]

yeeees

[@Beatriz.444_]

YEEESSS

[@asimpitis7303]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! 5 seconds in and I’m already in LOVE.

[@blahblahblah5889]

“Joe? What Joe? What’s a Joe?” me: Joe mama😩

[@Lily-ty4pb]

after you said the stalker’s name was joe, i immediately thought of joe goldberg😂

[@anasaavedra5600]

Right?

[@silence6186]

Oh my.....that should've been * Protective boyfriend * that was cute

[@jayy1314]

happiest i’ve been all day receiving this notification 😌

[@AlexandraDuco]

I'll need to use Bluetooth 😺 My headphones aren't enough.

[@adeadrose5547]

I do use bluetooth

[@turk._]

DoNT bE sHy UsE yOur WOrDs

[@oo.2kw]

@@turk._ lmAo

[@fw.trynnn]

@@turk._ DoNt bE sHy PuT sOmEmoRe

[@0ikawasbitch38]

5:16 “you pathetic little turd” I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😭😭😭

[@fw.trynnn]

I JUST GOT OVER LAUGHING AND NOW IM LAUGHING AGAIN

[@babyface3704]

Totally not about to mute my zoom once again 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@corpsestan6559]

I've been been followed before and low-key scared to go in public all together so _thanks for this✋🏼_

[@badass-music9706]

KZbin: Noa- Me: SAY NO MORE! ❤️ Thanks for the audio Noah 🌹❤️

[@nourezzat379]

Thank you youtube for notifying me early🥰

[@ccts547]

I still can't get over your voice, I'm in love 😳♥️

[@uzumakis2]

Uugh, this is something I’ve dealt with. Dude was just creepin on college kids after they got out of class, even followed some. Had every excuse under the sun, even when ya turned them down, on why you should give them a chance.

[@rayiahester637]

THIS WAS SO CUTE AND WHEN U CALLED THE CREEPY DUDE A TURD, I LAUGHED HAHAHA

[@cdmay4]

This isn't jealousy? It's just a good boyfriend. Still hot though.

[@etereapresencia9861]

This is absolutely amazing. ♡

[@sarahlightwood4145]

Video idea : taking care of your sick girlfriend Or maybe mafia series👉🏼👈🏻😅🤧

[@justhotcoffee]

I love mafia boyfriend series😊

[@laurenmedina23]

@@justhotcoffee any good suggestions?

[@justhotcoffee]

@@laurenmedina23 I- uh well Tsundere boyfriend I guess

[@awitchymushroom6991]

Omg a mafia series would be so cool

[@karolinasokoowska6244]

When you think the day couldn't get better but your favourite creator says SIKE

[@AshleyMiranda94]

Noah, your voice is so calming 😊❤. It actually helps me when I'm at work. Obviously my headphones are on 😂. Thank you so much 🖤🖤🖤

[@Strawbryiiii]

*am I the only who started to cry when it was starting 😔✋*

[@JesusChrist-bx8ob]

I've seen you before on ASMR videos.

[@Strawberries.are.coo1]

I've seen many people but I never remember anything 😀

[@vinojpk8999]

@@JesusChrist-bx8ob what are u doing here 🙄🙄🙄🙏🙏🙏 Be innocent Even if your jesus 🙏🤭😔🌺

[@andreafrison8837]

i love kakegurui and runa and the vice president are my favorite characters.

[@themushroomking6776]

The dislikes are the Stalkers multiple accounts ">🍵

[@blueberryvalian]

I don't know exactly why you chose to make these videos, but thank you. They make me feel so appreciated, which is something I don't feel often.

[@zukiix_]

Boy: are you crying?! Me: y-yes **sniff** Boy: what happened?! Me:...K-kacchan ate my last chicken nugget :c

[@teresasokolova8439]

Oh nooo! Not the chicken nugget! 😭

[@ethea1296]

✊🏻😔

[@Sage.TwT.4815]

Lol my friend calls me Kacchan (obviously Ik who it is) so therefore I ate your last chicken nugget, I was just hungry and I didn’t want to make food for myself okay

[@zukiix_]

@@Sage.TwT.4815 >:0 **pulls up gun** *buy me more chicken nuggets or else*

[@annette_plazysuwu3383]

Ok Ladies and Gentlemen... (𝗚𝗿𝗮𝗯𝘀 𝗠𝗲𝘁𝗮𝗹 𝗕𝗔𝗧) I will just have a Talk with Kacchan for a little while :>

[@chaseackerman112]

Me who should be finishing my science assignment:oh yay he posted (clicks)

[@jaydablakelock9374]

When he called joe a pathetic little it was my favourite part.😂

[@laurenmedina23]

Not me leaving my IB class right before a presentation when I got the notification...👀

[@camilasm7448]

He’s so nice and protective ❤️🥺

[@seraphimraine4246]

His reassurance and protectiveness 🥺💘 Kinda shocked 😮 when you asked for the wallet 😳 but more importantly you’re quicker then the FBI 🤣

[@sarahshereen2336]

him : what's your name? stalker : joe him : joe? me (standing in the middle) : joe mama 😏 him : whose side are you on? 🤨

[@hayleybaldwin4375]

I love this 🥰 I love knowing that a guy actually will protect me hehe :) Great job again Noah! :)

[@viviennemorgan7217]

i like how the listener's boyfriend is protective of them.

[@lydiebataille9335]

Class can wait I would much rather listen to this

[@adeadrose5547]

Same

[@princessdazey4207]

Always a good day when it starts with a Noah-tification from YT 💕 I adore the jealous bf series 😊

[@mimi-dm9wk]

i love how he solved the problem with being aggressive😩💞

[@ikermit5751]

I'm just eating my cinnamon bun 😁 Edit: I bit my finger 😭

[@jolieange.]

its must hurt 😭😭

[@ikermit5751]

@CELIA RALUCA MANGRA yeah it's okay

[@ikermit5751]

@@jolieange. It did hurt

[@lovelyasmr2616]

NOOOO WAS IT A GOOD BUN ATLEAST?!

[@ikermit5751]

@@lovelyasmr2616 it was DELICIOUS 👌 thank you for all of yalls concerns 💕

[@Mimi-im4hd]

I needed this rn😂

[@aylennerea]

I have never clicked this fast for anything 😂

[@kiyoomisakusa4212]

Him: Why didn't you ask anybody for help you could have called me. Me: My anxious brain wonder the same why.. why I didn't call you coz if this is a real-ass scenario I have already bomber you with text and calls.

[@MsCure.]

Uhm wtf u doing here?

[@akirasuzuki9244]

i was having fun making up excuses for "what happened" and then the situation with the creep starts settling in and then i got more nervous and teared up :') wow this is so good, esp when he threatened the stalker ahhh

[@sugar_plum_fairy]

RIGHT? It's so good, Noah's great and his voice is perfect * - * ahhh

[@joerancid1981]

Video idea: You push your husband down the stairs and collect his insurance money

[@alexisdafrog3261]

what did your husband do to you? 😳

[@amaris5636]

ayo what??

[@arsonisc]

who hurted you 😭😭😭

[@kota5305]

Him : “ are you crying?” Me: “yes”. Him: “ I can see your crying”. Me: “ I know that I’m crying because eugeo died :( and kirito is emotionless”

[@fw.trynnn]

OuF

[@isabella3413]

Joe Goldberg is that YOU? Get it? Cause like the Netflix “You” ... 👀

[@soniaramos5165]

Loved this!! Can you do one about your best friends sister? You having loved her for so long but didn’t do anything about it because ..... your beat friend. And her feeling the same way.

[@Softiebliss]

WELP Early again and I love this💕😌✋

[@Slowrides-x5o]

Denki?!-

[@tornado._fart]

HEY DENKIIIII

[@Walker_raccon]

Denki what are you doing here?!?!?

[@jolieange.]

Mr. Aizawa?!1?!1

[@Walker_raccon]

@@jolieange. yes small child?

[@imaweeb0743]

Him cusses Me: Woah calm down baby. No need to go sicko mode. Him: runs out the door Me: Aaayyyyyyy wait what about cuddles.

[@SugarPuppy06]

“Well joeseph” Me: “JOESTAR?!”

[@BecaAnimate]

Finally I'm not the only one!!

[@SugarPuppy06]

@@BecaAnimate I thought I was the only one for a while there

[@onajideshou3345]

I see that you too are a person of culture

[@cherrycrushez]

I feel useless not knowing that reference 🧍🏾‍♀️

[@neko_eerie9847]

Him: are you crying Me: yeah I fell down the stairs 😭✋

[@calpews2301]

Him cursing is literally fcking attractive like ✨𝓕𝓾𝓬𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮✨ LOVE IT. CURSE MORE 😭

[@noelmitchell9529]

Plz do more of this your so good at it but you don't have to if you don't want to tho 👉🏼👈🏼

[@user-pq1ud6kc4q]

THANKS NOAH!!!!!

[@차은지-x5u]

When i heard running sounds i was like "HECK YE GO GET EM IT BOUT TO GO DOWN"

[@Kkrr20201]

The way he gritted out "I should turn your lights off just for that" SIR!!

[@shilatskalimba1823]

I didn’t expect it to be so calm and collected

[@CalofAllTrades]

TELWPORT!!!!! Thank you✨✨

[@anya1253]

“who tf are you” *joe* “what’s a joe” 😏

[@doyouhavegamesonyourphone9163]

Joe mama😩

[@YeS-jn6qo]

Me hears joe: JOE MAMA!!! HAHHAHGAHAHAHUAGG Moving on to the video now 😝

[@yazzleibra2309]

Oh gosh noah that was so precious and pure Keep it up 💗

[@Z.A.N.E]

Me: *comes across this in the wild* Hey, this is apart of the Jealous bf series right? *Checks* Hey it is! Let's watch! "Why are you crying?" Me: I'm... Not? I'm good- "No you're not, stop saying that" Me: Life is good bro, my dad bought be a pie from Popeye's "Come 'ere tell me what happened" Me: well... My dad went out... And he brought me a pie when he got back "He did what?" Me: He... Got me a pie? "He stalked you?" Me: Or a guy stalked me- sure

[@strawberry.starlight]

Would you be willing to make a headache/migraine comfort audio? It’s something that I deal with on a daily basis, and I’ve found that your videos always help to ease the pain. If you can’t that is totally fine, because anything that you post helps so so much ❤️

[@itsmuffintime6888]

Him: Are you crying? Me: no, my eyes are sweating... YES IM CRYING!

[@jagritinambiar5255]

I'm probably reading too much into this or u're just so good at roleplaying, but u sound a bit disturbed in the video, maybe u're just exhausted after the application, idk, but just wanted to ask if u were doing okay. Ly

[@sheilatayy3260]

U don't know much i love your asmr❤❤ Love from Ghana

[@stupidlyintelligent491]

I AM ON A ROLL TODAY IM EARLY TO EVERYTHING...kinda 😅

[@JuanGonzalez-xc7zr]

I sill can get over his voice😩

[@curs3d_cat]

Am I the only one acting along with this?- like I listen to this ASMR a few times, write my lines, and act along with the face expressions, body language-

[@kiwifruit6532]

“Give me your wallet” Me: bolts awake “OH DAMN”

[@蘭鶴]

1:47 ここの怒り？を抑えてる感じすごい好き

[@olivewat7098]

I'm literally so pissed off that my stalker didn't take the opportunity to say *JOE MAMMA*

[@weirddevil6663]

I love Jealous Noah...

[@ree3239]

I know we all fall in love over again with our boyfriend 😭🖐🏻

[@ariacross9792]

Speaking of application, all the best with yours!! ❤❤❤❤

[@maximazahn]

Never clicked that fast😅

[@Rivkatheartgay]

Ahh… we love it when Noah gets jealous