Jeanne Robertson | Don't Ask a Man to Clean the Carpets!

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[@AK-jt7kh]

What I love about Jeanne’s comedy when it comes to Left Brain is that you can really feel the friendship and love between them.

[@meredithleigh7871]

She is such a gem! My mom actually got to meet her and she said she is such a sweet woman and she's as funny on stage and in person. I'm so sorry she passed. I miss hearing her comedy. My favorite is don't send a man to the grocery store. My ex was just like left brain.

[@bettygreenhansen]

Watch what turned out to be her last show. Get the tissue box ready-you will laugh through your tears. Such a great lady. ❤️

[@izibear4462]

That was my favourite. And teenage fussy.

[@lady67L]

This Lady is simply the best comedian I’ve ever heard,and never a dirty word,,,I love her 🤣🤣❤️👏🏻👏🏻

[@desmondkamil9088]

hello.

[@suefreewoman6581]

Crying with laughter. "Is there a swamp near here?" curled me up.

[@catbay7129]

Thinking of her now. We'll all miss LB because of her loving portrayal of him as a husband ❤

[@PraisingWithFriends]

She’s left a wonderful legacy of good clean humor.

[@kimlovegrove6102]

Miss her so much. Please don't stop playing her on KZbin. I set on my back porch and listen to 2 of comedy routines and start my day.

[@debramoss2267]

Can't tell you how much healing and joy you have brought into my life. Bless you 🙏

[@Blueyes512]

Debra Moss I saw Jeanne in Rome, GA a few years ago. Being a tall woman myself, and a speaker also, I can tell you this woman is a treasure! She’s pulled me through some rough times when I needed a good laugh. I can relate to her stories being a Southern Lady, and when you’re raised in the SOUTH, things are just different from other parts of the country. We don’t take things as serious, sometimes. I’m glad ‘left brain’ gives her material for her comedy.

[@yuhand_ayaninura]

Oh goodness me, I finally got to see Mr. Jerry "Left Brain" and I can very well see that gaze of admiration I've always imagined he'd have for her 😍😍😍 Their colorful union in marriage is my relationship goal.. and the fact that they have no daughter makes me selfishly dub them my internet mom and dad 😁 What a lady. Brain, beauty, wit, HUMOR, eloquence, and amazing set of wardrobe ⚘⚘⚘ Love you Mrs. Robertson Ma'am ⚘⚘⚘

[@suefreewoman6581]

Yes, he looked a sweet old man, and he loves her. Not sure how many men could look lovingly at the woman telling the world his silly mistakes. 🤩

[@elizabethholloway2261]

Please don't ever stop these videos, Everytime I get depressed I listen to her and she makes me laugh.

[@lecarlaroyal5997]

She is deceased. Her husband died last year, and she died shortly afterward.

[@dianeshannon7988]

Tip me too lovely classy clean funny lady

[@robertwilliams060]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@dianeshannon7988]

@@robertwilliams060 Are you message me?

[@dianeshannon7988]

@@robertwilliams060 I've just found her she sure can tell a yarn nice lady rip

[@dawnwatkins6554]

Today is the first time I have ever listened to this woman. Refreshing. I so needed the laugh.😂

[@dm8867]

It's nice to here someone tell stories with out Cursing. Like Bob Newhart

[@kathykaplan497]

Oh yes!

[@lizw6301]

Exactly! Too many comics think they need to spew profanity or else they can’t be funny. Well I think profanity makes you sound both less intelligent AND less funny. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@maristella287]

This is refreshing! This is marvelous!

[@satyannair4837]

And while she can't match up to Bob's legendary dead-pan comedy, she more than makes up for it with a strong dose of Southern twang and culture!!!

[@juliesunshine1146]

Check out Brian Regan

[@oldladylovesBruno]

I love her! Best story teller ever.

[@sarahshah7932]

Oh My Lord! What a delightful storyteller. I think I have just fallen in love with her.

[@needleworknut7792]

It's said that "laughter is the best medicine" and one of the keys to a long life. You keep me laughing. I won't mind living a long life, listening to you making me laugh. Your videos are like my daily dose of medicines, that start my day. Here's to you Mrs Robertson.

[@annswaim5286]

Needleworknut we did the

[@walteranddeemartel5467]

I so enjoyed her for years & rewatch her humor over & over & finally got to see her in Palm Dessert, CA.

[@annageil1616]

Ijust can't stop llaughing and crying! Can't wait to tell all my friends. Love you Jeanne!

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello .

[@donnaarwoodgann6609]

I live listening to all of your stories. Please do not quit.

[@debbiehoward5870]

I Love Mrs. Robertson! She is the best storyteller and I love her accent :)

[@evelynd1355]

I am a 60 year old black woman who loves comedy. I watch/listen to comedians of many different races and backgrounds every single day. I don’t know how I’ve never seen or heard of Jeanne Robertson but as I sit in my bedroom laughing until I’m crying, long after my bedtime, I’m so glad she popped of on my screen for me to enjoy.

[@izibear4462]

She was the best. If you haven't watched the teenage hussy and the grocery list please do. I was crying laughing lol

[@bparker2872]

Everything she ever told was so real and so very funny!

[@believewhatyousee2852]

She was a treasure 🥰

[@Usunder53]

You can be clean & still be funny & entertaining. Love this woman

[@deniseoneil2887]

I was so glad I came on to you tube and found a new Jeanne video.

[@chaca500]

I've got to tell you, the more I hear of left brain, the more I think left brain sounds a lot like me.

[@kimlovegrove6102]

I've listened to at least 2 of these comedy routines every night for 2> yrs. I sleep so much better knowing her and left brain are in heaven entertaining heaven. I love this woman.

[@nicolegilstrap100]

She is so funny. Lol!!! I love hearing her stories and the way she tells them.

[@carolenagel2254]

Love it when you put a new video up. I have all the others memorized I have watched them so much, especially the sleeping in tubes” story.

[@tootsiedawn2016]

My favorite is the camping/whitewater rafting with a group of Baptists.

[@shell-westaustralia8522]

That's so funny, love the pashmina one. The elephant strength snaps one just make me laugh and laugh.

[@TwilightSkittlez]

Not sure I could choose a favorite, but my other half loves the one on "spongy-jumping" 😂

[@bettiegrady]

Carole Nagel I just discovered her. Will have to listen to more from her. She’s good... 😊

[@CultJam999]

@@TwilightSkittlez The Spungee jumping story was the first one I heard. I about broke a rib I was laughing so hard.

[@brendame]

8:34 "Are you in there?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@katmorgan1]

Brenda Me that line cracks me up. My favorite!!!!

[@BigSouthOutdoorsTV]

Some of our best laughs have been watching your videos! My aunt used to talk about how much she loved you. Now I know why!

[@davesalisbury1820]

“I didn’t touch the towels!” 😂🤣😂

[@Somebody-2223]

I just discovered these videos last week. She is so funny. I just love it. I heard of her passing a couple of days ago rest in peace funny lady. I'm sure the good Lord and the angels are having a wonderful time with that special lady.

[@Elsieb24]

Loved listening to this woman. RIP, dear lady ❤️

[@sandiwest6071]

I absolutely love every single thing I have ever watched that Jeanne Robertson has provided to make us laugh!!! She is spot on! :-)

[@junec317]

I have just found Jeanne Robertson, she is hilarious. She can wring the humorous funny out of a story.

[@melissagordy8761]

I LOVE listening to your stories...I laughed soooo hard! I have a LEFT brain whom I love and adore... 1 hour Before my Annual Christmas party extravaganza I found my left brain outside with the orbital sander sanding the patio furniture....lol. keep the Wonderful stories coming!

[@desmondkamil9088]

hi .

[@donaldnewton2248]

Awesome to see Someone so funny without having to be vulgar!!

[@edithbannerman4]

@Hello there, how are you doing this blessed day?

[@laurataylor2106]

Had the pleasure of hearing Ms. Robertson speak at the celebratory opening of the Citrus Heights (CA) Community Center. I was a fan from that day on!

[@MichelleLewis1969]

You will never know how much I enjoy your videos Mrs.Robertson! Life goals!

[@desmondkamil9088]

hello .

[@deedum75]

You bring me joy! and so many laughs! Thank you!

[@DekkerDavis]

Thank you from Canada...your great

[@judithblanchard6938]

Love this woman.She is funny as anything.A real old time comic.Right up there with Lucy and Carol.Clean fun😂

[@tomwalsh6056]

I have no idea who this woman is... but I just subscribed... she is too funny.. thanks

[@Baker11ification]

This is very age appropriate. Great stuff mam.

[@dianabrown3671]

HILARIOUS!!!! Absolutely LOVED it!

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hi Diana

[@thomasandreas3238]

am 12 and i love watching her

[@shell-westaustralia8522]

Absolutely loved this one....you are brilliant

[@gaymichaelis7581]

Yes, this woman, Jean, is great!!! She is so funny and hilarious and such a great storyteller!! And she could just go on, and on and on!!!! And so funny! She is a real kick! And especially with that North Carolina accent also! And the southern humor is fabulous! Thank you very much, lady! And your husband, “left brain“ I just love hearing about him!!! It makes me think of Phyllis Diller and talking about her husband, Fang!!!!!

[@DebraBrooks-f2n]

I wished I had found her years ago. She was one of the best there is.

[@drewbartlett460]

Oh wow! Every year, we have a catastrophe of some kind, and it’s never cheap. This year it was moving, but our dishwasher has leaked, our fridge has died, our powers gone out, ants made themselves at home in our bedrooms and bathrooms, mice have helped themselves to our pantry, our AC went out in the middle of the summer (and we’re talking Tulsa Oklahoma summer) and our washing machine stopped washing. Every year, one of these things has happened. I’m glad that we’re not the only ones!

[@christmas1634]

Andrew Bartlett , wait.... If this was sometime soon... how are you watching this without power?

[@drewbartlett460]

Ultima Werewolf, no. In my 16 years of living, all that happened. One crisis a year, fixed in the same year. The power outage was because of a big snowstorm that knocked a bunch of power grids out. That was 2008.

[@christmas1634]

Andrew Bartlett , Ohhhhhhh. Thanks for clarifying that.

[@megatronVS]

Andrew Bartlett i remember that snowstorm. It killed half of my neighborhood's trees out in BA.

[@drewbartlett460]

rocky mountain lass, that would explain my whole life lol 😂

[@susiewilliamson3274]

She is a hoot!! Love her!!💖

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hi Susie

[@michelewalburn4376]

Go to the fillin station. Yep. I've been there. Don't touch those towels no matter what. Lol

[@elizabethbrody5605]

What a funny lady. This story was hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

[@globetrotter5800]

I didn't know that I had a 'belly laugh' until now!!

[@lorettalee4888]

Love your comedy! So easy to relate too. Thanks for all you bring to your fans.

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello Loretta

[@missrita1826]

I love this woman.

[@Howiesgirl]

I could watch her for hours! Her husband, "Left Brain" is most definitely my husband's long lost brother, because they are SO alike.

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello .

[@42ralphg]

Attended your show last night in Pensacola. What a truly enjoyable evening. Thanks

[@philipwalker8798]

Just brilliant.

[@motherofangels1710]

🤣🤣 Hilarious! My hubby decided the day before we were to have company over (1st time visiting us at our home) that he was going to redo the bathroom floor. I had spent 2.5 days dusting from top to bottom, and seeing as how our house happens to be on the same road as a metal scrap yard & we live in the agate desert... this dusting job wasn't for amateurs. I had just finished waxing the floors and my back was killing me. It was about 8pm so I sat down to rest my back & marvel at my crisp clean home. When I heard it.... The last noise I expected and absolute horror of what it meant. My husband, in his infinite wisdom thought it would be quicker to do his bathroom clean-up if he brought in his shop vac from his actual shop! But wait, there's more! The last job he used the shop vac on was to suck up all the powder from sanding drywall, and you guessed it, he never emptied or cleaned it out & the filter had broken several uses prior & he never replaced it. I heard the machine shut off right about the time this white cloud of %@#× reached my resting spot, which was followed by my very white husband with eyes the size of saucers staring at me in shock and then like he was waiting for me to sprout 3 heads and breath fire 🤣 I thought about it. It was soo ridiculously Murphy's law that I just started laughing /cry laughing. He was really worried then 😆. I love that man to pieces

[@amyfletcher4749]

She makes something so horrific, so cute and funny

[@desmondkamil9088]

hello .

[@Stinkaboo62]

Miss Jeanne, I’ve just been watching/ listening to your speeches. I just had to tell you once again, just how much I adore you! ❤️🥰. In hopes that you see this message... Merry Christmas and Happy New Year 2019 to you and yours! Love and Hugs from your biggest FAN Tere, in KY ❤️😇

[@conniepine1770]

I truly love this lady

[@desmondkamil9088]

hi Connie

[@kevannandrews3508]

I want to be like her when I grow up...so far, after 56 years, I still have a way to go... 🥰

[@trinafrazier2650]

She will be missed

[@TeandraPfeil]

What a fantastic video!! Thank you!!

[@charlotteschmidt8612]

I love this lady.

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello Charlotte

[@BobSmith-iv3sf]

Nice shows I like them

[@barbaraiwodi1680]

I enjoyed this. So funny. Thanks for sharing your experience with me.

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hi Barbara

[@greenmarine5]

LOL, her whole skit is the complete opposite in my house, my wife can't clean left over dirt off of a bar of soap let alone clean a carpet. Funny story :-)

[@tdww3276]

She is so refreshing. Clean and so funny, I love her.

[@JennyMaine]

That was hysterical, Jeanne. I can totally see this happening. Goodness, it takes a carpet forever to dry when it's been shop vac'd to within an inch of its life and it's a dry fall day! Thanks for this one!

[@Baseball_Louie6320]

You don’t find too many absolutely gifted comedian women, but this lady is just a natural.

[@bobbi2235]

Another good one, so funny😁

[@theresachase4550]

This woman is a riot!!! Laughed so much. It's safe to play in front of my grandbabies.

[@maryjohnson1259]

Goodbye @jeanne Robertson RIP!!!

[@teresah4972]

The house soured! Hahahahaha!!!

[@patriciag9063]

This lady is so funny.

[@tinacline474]

OMG you ROCK love your storys bless you

[@earndoggy]

This is freaking awesomely hilarious!

[@kitd56]

"Well, don't tell anybody..." HAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@kristinagacesa8085]

I so enjoy your stories! You're a gem! Your suit is exquisite! 💖

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello Kristina

[@debbyblum3884]

One of the funniest stories I have ever heard!!! Every woman can relate to it.

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello Debby

[@sah1681]

What an elegant lady 👍

[@carolapplegate3818]

Another great story Jeanne!! You really have a way with them. I never thought I'd hear one funnier than the grocery store story but this one proved me wrong.

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello Carol

[@lolohea6]

OMG! She is hilarious! Love it!

[@kelleystephens6752]

Love Jeanne!!❤🤗

[@gerilynne1955]

So funny! This is so real and I'm sure many of us completely understand her stories. Thanks for laughs.

[@judyvalencia3257]

She sure can tell a story!

[@carolelangat-fortune4557]

I love you Jeanne and I miss you

[@Enemji]

Finally a comedian who does not cuss or scream to make a point. Great job!

[@HaliPuppeh]

Omg I'm dying. I can't even imagine the smell of a soured house.

[@DodiTov]

You know when you forgot to wash your swimsuit and just left it in the bag? And found it two weeks later? THAT smell...the whole house of it.

[@stefchanel1723]

That's the smell of mildew! Poor Robertsons! lol

[@DodiTov]

No, not quite. It's the smell that come just BEFORE the mildew. Very common in humid climates.

[@mylexrcfupgrades1222]

My Dad is sooooo left brain God Bless my Stepmother they have been married fir 51 yrs😂😂😂😂😂.

[@no1leed]

This is SO something my husband would do.

[@MicheleDiedrich]

What a funny lady!

[@jettahammond2916]

That was hilarious 😂

[@MrJoeybabe25]

I think it is so funny she calls her husband Left Brain. Science says if you're mostly analytical and methodical in your thinking, you're said to be left-brained. 😄

[@AlexWilliams-qf3rp]

This woman is truly hilarious.

[@jamie.eammons6726]

Wow I just found you young you are so special 🎉🎉🎉Funniest lady I have ever heard in my life

[@lovepickingnc9313]

Mrs Robertson this is hilarious, as always. You are a great storyteller! I love to hear your stories and laugh out loud. I need help! How do you explain to your hubby, that his pants pockets need to be emptied before they get washed and dried. Our drier now has blue marks everywhere inside. Blue sharpie marks. I love my hubby dearly. I guess I'm back on pocket duty before laundry duty. 😂🤓

[@desmondkamil9088]

Hello jamminmartha

[@xXLaurelRoseXx]

Jeanne Robertson, can we please be friends? Lol my little sister and I just absolutely adore you

[@christmas1634]

Clayton Clayton , sameeeee

[@cynthiamcmillenkinney7660]

Me too!!!....

[@dianacassinelli9467]

Me 3...Love you

[@firepatriot42]

Hilarious!