Every Type of Dieter

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[@isabelverdugo7082]

Jake sticking his neck out killed me 😂😂😂😂😂

[@olgazenteno4988]

Yes more of Jake sticking his neck out. 😅. Laugh out loud funny.

[@RJ-mw2gw]

Put that image beside brad’s face at the end of the video 😂

[@lydiagard8055]

YES. I almost cried 🤣

[@lydiagard8055]

"Can you tell from the side?"

[@lkraus7144]

Yes! 😂😂😂spit out my drink laughing- especially that side view 🙌🏻

[@BlueberryFundip]

"Trust the process"💀💀💀

[@daunrealist3]

🔔🔔🔔

[@cbpd89]

That mom character just described the salads I was raised on 😂

[@Mushroom321-]

I had the sandwhich The " mom" was offering .. 😄 when i was little.

[@kabc8547]

😆😆

[@VioletJoy]

Same! That's going way back. I had no idea there were other types of lettuce until I moved out on my own. I haven't eaten iceberg since.

[@vickicravener7529]

Omg yes that's my idea of a salad. Plus French fries and chicken and lots of cheddar.

[@nightlysobbing]

Same

[@AndiSchneider]

The sad thing is that diets don’t work long term, the second stray even a little the weight comes back. I battled anorexia for eight years, living in hospitals and treatment being force fed through a tube down my nose and surgically placed in my stomach. I spent years working with nutritionist and specialists, and they all say the same thing…moderation and active lifestyle. You learn not to say certain foods are good or bad because you need to know that you can eat a couple cookies and trust that your body won’t turn against you. I’ve been in recovery for 13 years and I still battle that voice in my head that tries to tell me I’m not thin enough, or I can’t eat something. Years of destroying my body leave me at 36 and in intestinal failure with a stomach that doesn’t work. I had GI issues before my ED, but the years of starving, purging, laxatives, and not drinking fluids damaged it even further to the point I will need a transplant one day. I get most of my food and fluids through a tube in my intestine and a central IV line in my chest. I’m glad that I get to share my story and mentor kids because the onset of eating disorders is as low as 6 now, they’ve had to open children’s treatment centers. I know I got serious, but I love you guys and think your vids are great!

[@Katfancy40]

I'm really sorry to hear the struggles you dealt with and still are along with the newer issues. I have had IBS -D since I can remember, literally. As an adult when I get sick with really anything I don't eat and drink very little until I think I can but in small portions and quit again if my IBS flares up. I've been struggling since mid March with having the "d" issue and it's not going away. I'm terrified of having CDiff or something else! Central lines suck and they're painful and can easily become infected and I've had them but due to other reasons. Keep fighting your fight and thank you for sharing your story and wanting to help as many people as possible with your story. God bless!

[@katelynb5838]

Thank you so much for your honesty! Diet culture is super toxic, and I really wish more people would get help

[@nanaronhano337]

Aww!! I’m so sorry.

[@hmmmidunno]

Best of luck to you. So sorry you went through all of that.

[@zombieluka]

Thank you for sharing your story. I've been struggling with disordered eating my whole life. I'm 24 and and starting to feel my body breaking down on me. I feel so stuck though as food is expensive and I hate cooking so having to deal with eating so much a day for the rest of my life sounds soooo fucking exhausting. It's already a chore. I guess I just wanted to share my own problem and any advice or kind words would be nice. ^^;

[@TheMcpherson4]

“See you in a little bit.”, said to the cashew. BAHAHAHAHA!😹😹😹😹

[@reddae6910]

When Jake turned to the side with his neck stuck out that’s when I lost it 😂

[@allthingsmotherhood3206]

The diarrhea is when you know it’s working 😂😂😂😂

[@southparkfan01]

The aggressive mayo shaking took me out!!🤣🤣🤣

[@sara_c907]

Jake holding onto that coat rack for dear life 😂👏

[@chadbaxter5578]

Our lineman coach would print out pictures of pancakes and stick them to our football lockers after each game lol. I get it!!!

[@dustyken]

I'm sitting here eating a bowl of Lay's Sour Cream and Onion chips and realizing I am all of these dieters.

[@kabc8547]

💗💗💗💗

[@heistruth2865]

🤣🤣 same...I can relate to all of these

[@JaneDoe-ob3tq]

He said abc family. 😂😂😂 Good times..

[@hyphen1992]

Dieter is actually a German boomer first name

[@eadiecooper7138]

Haha! It took me a minute. I also read "Deeter." I thought maybe it was the new male Karen.

[@hannas.2507]

I was looking for that comment 😅😂

[@randie5436]

Jake,, wear vertical stripes, and stand in the back of photos. 🤣👏

[@vadiva08]

Trey in the bk ground “Today’s Cashew” 😂

[@thegodofpez]

Oh man, I fully respect dieters and vegetarians and vegans, but MAN it’s tough choosing a place to eat when there are multiple of them. 😖

[@deathpyre42]

Just eat the vegans then?

[@thegodofpez]

@@deathpyre42 🤣

[@ewanwiebe]

@@deathpyre42 I'm vegan and that's our main source of protein. Other vegans. It's really tough as the population of vegans is shrinking fast

[@GrimmFLawless]

@@ewanwiebe Because people are eating them? Lol

[@ewanwiebe]

@@GrimmFLawless yeah it's a serious problem. We might run out soon

[@ItsLaurenE]

The hans and frans imitation at the end CLASSIC!! nice job guys. Much love to you for the humor you bring.

[@nross3250]

“Started the carnivore diet Jan 6” ☠️🤣

[@charisginn6932]

That killed me too 🤣😭

[@jennysilva5501]

The fasting diet - 🤣🤣🤣 Jake, you're hilarious!

[@man94xxBIG]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@vrinkee]

The summer crash diet. Bikini time. 😂

[@coreyw5981]

Oh man i love dieting with a ranch, crouton, bacon, cheese salad! Especially to start off a pizza buffet!

[@ktj4691]

"My stool started getting firm again so I was like 'what's the point?'" 💩

[@Rosie_C]

Hey, some life advice - be careful what you wish for and which diets you make fun of! I used to secretly question people who “couldn’t eat” gluten, dairy, ect… And I once said to my friend, “I wish bread made me sick.” Now, I have celiac disease and a progressing dairy intolerance… it’s expensive. 🙄

[@mauiskater]

The end is EVERYTHING!!!’ 😂

[@ElizabethJW]

This is sadly so relatable 😅😂

[@rc3640]

Brad does not crack a smile. I don’t laugh out loud easily but this vid got me 😂

[@ElizabethDohertyThomas]

My 17 year old just had his first job-related encounter with the MOST stereotypical artistic vegan. The exchange was about a menu item... the senior employee to the customer: We only have that [vegan] item seasonally. Vegan: "So what, are VEGANS only seasonal?" and huffed out of the store. 🤣

[@mielhoney]

I’m ravenous like a pit bull in Mexico

[@amandamorgan6768]

Note to self: minimum 3 bowls of Frosted Flakes per day

[@heistruth2865]

🤣🤣🤣

[@FunGetAways]

This is so true 😂😂😂 we all have been in one of those stages of dieting!!

[@dagman85]

I loved Hans and... Jake at the end there.

[@pennyvuori9267]

Watching this at work at not being able to laugh out loud was soo hard I'll have to rewatch later so I can laugh😍

[@jenmike042806]

One soda per day, one block of cheddar per week, smoked 😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@justinjones6258]

ironically the baby steps dieter is the most successful

[@lilskinny41]

U should do a video where it’s title is every type of person at a workout gym 💪🏽🔥💯

[@StephanieJeanne]

Hilarious, guys! Sucking the cashew 5 minutes per hour!😂 The 25 days of Christmas. Yep, we all do that!

[@MrsRexLover]

Bro said TRUST THE PROCCESS 🤣🤣🤣

[@PrimoTom3]

“Defecate water” 🤣🤣🤣😂😭😭

[@mischka167]

You guys just keep bringin it 😂😂😂

[@patriciadurham643]

Diet comes from diarrhea!! I can agree with that!!! 😂😂😂😂

[@appleonaya2659]

I lost 45lbs ins in a year and kept it off limiting, serving size, calories, carbs, yoga, a lot of walking. Just listening to my body and medical stuff. But everybody wants to know what diet I followed. They refused to believe I can't just tell them some diet fad that works. It's common basics and listening to your body and what works for you. Fad diets don't work, but people don't want to hear this...sigh.

[@cariefitzpatrick238]

They want the easy way out. They don’t want to wait a year to lose the weight; they don’t actually want to be healthy. It’s sad but true. Kudos to you for making major lifestyle changes and getting healthy. 💟⭐️

[@TN1965]

Definitely got the football joke

[@JaneDoe-ob3tq]

This is funny but I have to say that intermittent fasting is actually really good and works...for me, at least. 👍

[@btod1273]

Me toooo 👍💫

[@cbpd89]

I just count my calories, but I've noticed that on fasting days it is nearly impossible to go over my calorie goal in one meal. I guess if I were getting burger King or something that wouldn't be the case, but that just shows me that intermittent fasting can work pretty well if you eat fruits and vegetables!

[@vrinkee]

Same. At least it's made my stomach shrink (after having stretched it out for years). So, I don't feel like I need more food. It doesn't feel like I'm depriving my body at all (tbf it did in the beginning) and I feel more energetic without all that food digesting all the time. So, I lost 15 pounds over 3 months. Now, intermittent fasting just maintains my new weight. I need to add an exercise routine to lose more. 😅 Been too busy to though, but I haven't quit the intermittent fasting for a whole year now.

[@gwynngirl]

Brad shaking the mayo and the heavy whip 😂

[@leeleewaters1451]

Totally forgot about Hanz and Franz🤣👏

[@motherhood234]

Sucking on my daily cashew...almost spit out some water. Husband and I are trying to start our diet: this video is hitting home eight now.

[@jodiclements6123]

Dude..don’t forget to butter that wonder bread before you slap on that bologna!!

[@FinancialShinanigan]

Every Type Of Drunk please

[@ethella6206]

started around jan 6th is the most underrated joke

[@EveofPyrite]

I lost 50 pounds of fat from reducing carbs and sugar . Funny part is that I didn't even reduce my calories. I guess the sugar and carbs was messing with my ability to burn fat. I never count calories nowadays and I finally feel free from diets . Change your lifestyle by getting away from PROCESSED foods and a lot of sugar. Don't obsess over certain food groups. Every food group is healthy if it's natural and real.

[@GenevieveThornton]

Thank you! Exactly. The minute I stopped eating bread, pasta, and rice…and limited sugar, the weight came off. I don’t count calories either.

[@jch12341]

Haha Brad as "the justifier" is literally my life.

[@shegathers6120]

I need some Azcash! 😂

[@theGiver3]

"yea I started about 8 months ago, January 6th" lmao top accurate

[@DJ.Skyhawk]

Nice pancake block, Brad!

[@sisanmcneil]

I found Brad absolutely hilarious in this 😂😂😂

[@danhurl1349]

Fun fact: their life expectancy wasn’t actually 30, it’s just that 30 was the average age of death, including infant mortality. So if you excluded the babies from the statistic, the life expectancy would be about 70-80 years

[@cristyb.7755]

“Sugar before water…losing weight and years of life” 😂😂😂 oh man, that got me from the start. Hilarious!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😮

[@Future-zx9ts]

Starting the carnivore diet “around January 6th”. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DachshundStation]

The extreme faster 😂😂😂

[@summers95]

“My stool started getting firm again so I was like ‘what’s the point?’” ROLLING 🤣🤣

[@AlauraJones]

“Trust the process.” 🤣 Oh my goodness my hippie family would be jumping out of their seats for an intervention. 🤣

[@mycatwilleatyou7569]

The justifier hurt me personally lol

[@neenat8908]

Very relatable 😂

[@lukemagnotta7338]

2:11 as a wrestler who has lost 10 pounds in 2 days, I can verify that this is partially true. Eat very little (I usually go with a Starkist Tuna packet) on the first day and nothing on the second day, sleep as much as you can (preferably near a heater with lots of layers and blankets), drink lots of water for the first 36 hours, and then get rid of the excess water weight in the last 12 by running in a sweatshirt/sweatpants for 30-45 minutes. If you do it like that, you won’t be holding yourself up on a coatrack like Jake was.

[@christianlife7777]

I love these guys they are the funniest!!

[@mssheena24]

I lost it at extreme faster! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 definitely been there and gained it all back 😩

[@man94xxBIG]

It's beneficial to do 48 hour dry fasts twice a month..and 72 hour dry fasts 2 or 3 times a year... This helped me get healthier from my experience. This is what I do. You should never overdo fasting and fast too much for too long.......

[@LoriKellyCanada]

Guys as always 😂😂😂😂. Love y’all

[@lorifromtemeculaca426]

"see you in a little bit" LMBO!!!

[@cristyb.7755]

I’ve literally been EVERY type of these dieters! You guys are SO on point and so funny. Love you guys!!! You and Trey’s are my go-to everyday channels, just LOVE your videos!❤❤❤

[@SuperAMgal]

My fav kind of salad! Diets are hard. You guys rock!

[@meghanmerritt623]

Just avoid seed oils, soy, gluten, artificial sweeteners, and all those random "ingredients" that are hard to pronounce

[@jack_allen243]

"Is there like a zero calorie cashew I can have?" 😂😂😂

[@magdabadrena2836]

You guys make my day! Always more! Keep them coming!

[@ProductBasement]

My family is exactly like the justifier and the baby steps guy. Every time the cake or pie or candy from the last holiday or birthday is gone, it's time for the next one. And hey, it's rude to be thinking about your health when someone else is slowly poisoning you with carbs, right? We'll catch up on our diets after the holidays. No need to go too fast

[@BethM1992]

Trust the process!!🤣🤣

[@officialyasir]

“I’m losing weight and years off my life” 😂🤣

[@CourtneyLee.MusicforKids]

Woke parent will probably be forever fav but this one is a close second 😂 We love you guys

[@MarkMattingly]

"Aspartame cashew" 🤣🤣🤣

[@pammentzer3584]

" ash-cash" !!! 🤣😂🤣😂

[@kerrygearin3910]

Love this guys !! You’re killin it😂😂🤣💎

[@livingofftheland5529]

BRAD you played o line too. I get it

[@micheleboyle3547]

Ok…I lost it at the very beginning but just peed my pants with the fasting diet!😅😅😅😂😂😂oh god! Diarrhea and diet! 😅😂😂😅oh you guys! Your neck sticking out! Omg! 😂😂😂oh this just is the best! Mom! Omg! Wonder bread and bologna sandwich! 😂😂😂pit bull in Mexico!😂😂😂😂

[@kellydawson2653]

an aspartame cashew 😂

[@SriSri-rl7bx]

“Let’s just say you can tell I had the beet juice” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@larissagrubb9344]

Jake sticking his neck out then turning to the side 😂 You forgot the airatarians!

[@janp3331]

Genius

[@WonderRising]

Oh my gosh. Nailed several of these. 🤣

[@andrewbrown784]

YT closed out that video with a taco bell ad, which felt appropriate.

[@andrealmoseley6575]

The justifier is my fave

[@emilyhaake]

The cage free diet where it’s just MMA and cage free chickens…🤣🤣🤣

[@madisonmiller1789]

Ass cash 😂😂😂

[@liammoylan7801]

so funny every single time

[@atrikings365]

I find myself always smiling while watching your videos. Love the content

[@geo102094]

This really made me laugh! 🤣 Thanks!

[@robinkim3068]

Aspartame cashews. Haha! There are also the “healthy gut” dieters. Healthy intestines=healthy body

[@rwATR_USN]

You had to do Legion like that? I like their stuff!

[@DskDarkfenix]

Hilarious episode! Love all your work. Could you guys add a slide before the video starts with the title? My wife is never paying attention when I start them and I have to explain what the video is about while it's playing.

[@charliesaunders4744]

😆 so funny, I love you guys, keep up the content!

[@taylorsmith4128]

“Aspartame cashew - ass cash”!

[@larac.8137]

The ending 😂

[@kanepresten]

I could not figure out what a dieter is for the life of me! I read it as “deeter” and though it was new slang from the youths you were riffing on. Only dieter I could think of wears sprockets. It took two minutes before I realized what the connection was for each of the bits… OH. DIET-er.