Girl Child Education & Hookups | Standup Comedy by Jeeya Sethi

[@jeeyadhadkdhadk]

Thank you for watching the video. Follow me on instagram for more than just standup. Insta ID- instagram.com/jeeyadhadkdhadk/

[@akshaygupta7347]

Oh come on, If you told a man to do something he'll do it, you don't need to remind him every 6 months. 😂😂😂

[@mrinalpatil6548]

When in Pune)

[@dikshapawar9260]

Your voice and laugh is completely like alia bhatt...

[@sandeshrangari694]

But you need to take care off your biceps aisa lagta hai Moped ka tire tube puncher hua hai. Aur y Neel baal color krna aacha hai hota hai ky .

[@memeguru2320]

Mc, bc, fu, etc for that cricket video

[@HoleeCeet]

Is she cute? What say girls?

[@reem4039]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[@Sakshi-gr6eo]

Yesssss

[@indigenous3019]

she's adorable mann!

[@shubhamnamdev]

She's absolutely doable 🛐

[@ditto2509]

Yes 💜

[@apoemadaywithkk4660]

Dude! She just described the daily scenes at home.😂 And those jokes on Bumble, relatable af.😂

[@DG18067]

😂 oh man this should be a thing already! Leave one Rupee everytime they do a dumb thing and don’t say anything

[@sandeshrangari694]

Do it for me itni galtiya kruga n tera khandan bhikari krduga. .

[@DG18067]

@@sandeshrangari694 shabaash! Mujhe koi shak nahi hai ki aap me wo kabiliyat hai

[@sandeshrangari694]

@@DG18067 waah ky use Kiya apne dimag ky intelligent replie tha wow mera pura emotional state fragile ho gaya 🤣🙏🤣 ha bete improv classes join kr .

[@DG18067]

@@sandeshrangari694 thanks. Aapko bhi use karke dekho alag hi maza hai usme

[@RiyaBhatia26]

"Otherwise I'll have to look after them" 🔥 Nailed it 💯👌

[@tromboner6061]

Somewhere b/w trying not to be man child/mama's boy/effiminate and also not having an ego, we are confused how to maintain a balance😂😂😂

[@beautyandmessK]

You have to look after every age group. 😂

[@sandeshrangari694]

@@beautyandmessK ya then dare to leave on your own aisi halat hogi n zindagi bhaar galiya bakti rhegi dusro ko.. woman are insecure they can't leave without men ..

[@aymz5607]

Lol I'm 15 and my mom always shouts at me saying 'pant darwaze ke peech laga' and 'towel bahar sukhne daal' and I always forget it😂😂😂😂. I feel so guilty after seeing this😂😂😢😢

[@shivamupadhyay4412]

She and zakir should perform together at least once Ps: the word "baby" reminded me of him..

[@namkilpady]

The 25-39 age bracket joke made my day.

[@natashabatra2587]

Guys are uneducated 😂 we're getting them. killed it bro

[@anandsharma7430]

In your past life, you were a great midwife because your delivery is amazing :D

[@marvamemon5187]

Epic😂😂😂

[@MCAAlexKumar]

Kya pick up lines hai , hope it doesn't come true

[@siddheshphapale9508]

I thought it was fake profile of yours on Bumble, so yes. I reported 😑

[@ravirajsingh3175]

Ohh bete moj krdi 🤣🤣🤣

[@raghavraturi9149]

I m 22 year old boy and don't even know what is laundry basket ,ye sabd hi peheli baar suna I think mam is right about us

[@girdharspeaks]

It feels good to see having seen the 'hook up' joke evolve in online open mics and now finally polished in the youtube video

[@yashbiyani6251]

No, but seriously. Why do you need a laundry basket when there's a bucket?

[@yahya-s-ahmed]

Ya even I don't get it

[@digitalpawan]

Becoz Its aesthetic, also its bigger than normal bucket...so theres much more volume

[@dralkakumari1241]

Also if u use ur only bucket as laundry bag, how will u bath... Because usually we collect used clothes and then wash 'em all..

[@Abbasmirza123]

oh God...because Yash... laundry basket is a basket and not a bucket...also...it is used for storing laundry, is way bigger in size and more airy so the dirty clothes dont get smelly due to buildup of bacteria ...

[@yashbiyani6251]

@@Abbasmirza123 Thanks for the detailed reply Maryam, But I still don't really see the point of having a bucket and a laundry basket. I would rather have two buckets and use one of them to keep the laundry in it. And I use shower to take a bath, so... I don't need the other bucket, so I can use it for whatever. Hope this helps in understanding our point of view :)

[@ShadowXviper01]

My answer to the third question.........I do it the first time...but I do it so badly...that they don't ask me ever again 😂😂😂😂

[@rushikeshchavan3781]

Gold standard of punchlines😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥!!!

[@grigotts]

I love her stand up and also the way she laughs 😂 so enjoyable.

[@81.bibhutisharma96]

I SEE SO MUCH OF ALI WONG IN HER

[@jeeyadhadkdhadk]

Ufff that’s such a major compliment!

[@aslisuvi2463]

Bro is that the same bf from another video whom we talkin about here 😂😂😂

[@medhasharma8674]

Loved this video. Contributing for the crowd funding recording truly paid off. This woman has infectious laughter. Love the overall vibe of this video so much. Can't wait to see you perform live in Delhi.

[@gauravchowdhuri6361]

Damn every effin point is just so so so relatable..!!

[@medhasharma8674]

@youtubeindia give her the silver play button already. She deserves to get 100k subscribers ab

[@aparnaiyer5873]

Have not had a good laugh since quite some time, thank you Jeeya! Keep it up!

[@sourabh359]

The hookup one.. "ghood lene nahi aaye hu" was the best, couldn't stop laughing 😂

[@cuteasduck6192]

Absolutely hilarious! Instantly subscribed. I'll show this vid to my mom lol. And are you really 39?? I was like whaaaaaat. You look 25ish.

[@cheviparsai9026]

Why is no one talking about her hair... They are just soo pretty💥💯

[@ankurrana9857]

Hey Jeeya, Any plans to come to Delhi in near future? Or else I'll plan to come to Mumbai! Desperate to see you perform live! ❤️

[@anupashrestha2069]

Impressed just after hearing the first line😂😂🔥❤️

[@animalsare2018]

Any tour plans for udaipur ? The audience is eager and would love to have you host us 😇🙌

[@msrishti2684]

HER LAUGHTER IS SO GOOD MANNNN😂😂😂

[@sunilschoyal3936]

i havent seen a woman funnier than her !😂😂😂😂

[@debaratiroy9849]

Jeeya ...i want to see more of your videos ♥️ Cheers to you Girl🌼 You are the Best

[@theguyonharley9275]

Finally the wait is over, really amazing videos 😂 just makes the day better❤️

[@nafisaali6094]

"You are my favourite " "I'm like kitni he" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@vaishnavikushwah5850]

Finally , you're like only one in thousands who can give tough competition to the male stand up comedians out there. Proud of you mam ❤️

[@jasmine7317]

Your stand up is amazing❤️ so is your hair, your whole look and personality. We need more comics like you jeeya 🌻

[@chandan4156]

It is amazing how nobody laughs in open mic but here everbody is so LOLing

[@shruti3325]

Jeeya is freaking hilarious.PERIOD.

[@chirag_4293]

cap

[@anshkesharwani2439]

We need more girls like her ❤️

[@ganeshrocky001]

Hope we can watch her soon , in a #SPECIAL on #Netflix or #AmazonPrime . It would be really fantastic . Will you be coming to #Hyderbad or #Visakhapatnam in this year?? 🤔🤔🤔

[@sohinighosh9639]

Where did you colour your hair ..... it's done so nicely.

[@zufishasayed7425]

Her laughter is like Janice from the friends

[@vishalgugnani2136]

Seriously 😀

[@TusharSingh-vp6kv]

Epic Line😂- Below 25 And Above 39 I Have To Look After Them😂

[@rahulraj39]

These jokes are so offensive it's hurting my sentiment

[@ritamkarmakar2898]

One the few women who are very honest with their age😂 Appreciate it👍

[@TheKhooshbu]

Mere tere ko Godd lene nahi aayi hai is my favourite line😂😂😂

[@linearmassslowedcollection1026]

I really enjoyed it but I can't help if I may be reading too much between the lines. Had a male comic commented on similar physical aspects about women, he'd be called out for his internalised vision of female body and how he should be accepting of body positivity

[@TheSourav77]

Yes!

[@suyashdeepsason6736]

Dil goes dhadk dhadk seeing Jeeya perform everytime. Can't wait to see you live.

[@Lawlifelost]

Shouldn't have done that age thing, like if you're up for casual so can they . But rather than that hilariousssss⚡⚡⚡

[@TheSourav77]

Right!

[@ananyasankhyan]

I always see jeeya's videos on repeat! Always hoping there are new ones

[@deepakandu9480]

Gorgeous... hilarious.... fearless... what a queen 👸 we need a queen emoji with blue hair

[@akhilaachuthan265]

This woman is like Tina Fey! The truth bombs are savage❤️

[@shreyarpatil4751]

It's was a short video.. ☹️missed ur videos.. ❤️

[@maamjimin9073]

Have been waiting for so long.... love her energy and performance as usual.

[@aishwaryasreekanth4876]

Awwww, i love ur outfit and ur glasses, you're so wholesomeee

[@kd7289]

Today I discovered ur channel and after watching 2 videos of urs....I literally can't stop watching more of uhh. Btw heyy! I'm a new subscriber 🙋🏻‍♀️❤️

[@vidhitandel3031]

M just loving her yaar!!!😂❤️.. it’s 2:10am and I legit watched all ur uploads! extremely hilarious and ur sooo beautifullll!!!🥂 Loads of love! ❤️

[@asmitagaste8246]

I was waiting for jeeya's video Finally now wait is over😘

[@aryaaaa1070]

Damn you are my favourite man! Hope to see you live someday. Lots of love.

[@pooja2987]

Re-watching all your videos and its just as fun and amazing like I'm watching for the first time❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ Happiest Birthday IN ADVANCE JEEYA....THE ICONIC AND MY FAV SUPERSTAR⭐😘😘

[@gurupaul1187]

Long time jiya ji..😇 BICEPS ARE BACK VID BEELU HAIRS!!

[@moinnoori3456]

Her laughter is just awesome 🔥🔥❤️

[@hungryinfinite8442]

Love the way you laugh❤️😘😂

[@muskaanlalchandani3805]

You're the best!! Bye bye going to stalk you on ig and Twitter 💜

[@CHETANSHARMA-ud9yy]

This lady is a gem🌼

[@srinidhikumar2807]

After watching iterations of these jokes I feel happy seeing this video. Flawless as always.🔥

[@andreasalvatore7123]

FINALLY IT IS HERE!!!! WAITED FOR SOOO LONG KI AAPKA VIDEO AB AAYEGA AB AYEGA😂❤️🔥🙏🎉

[@srushtipawar6879]

i opened youthoob to watch your vedio....and this vedio was already recommended ... ✌️🤩❤️

[@umangupasham9589]

Hey Jeeya, amazing content, I was hooked up from the beginning of the video. Don't know about laughing but your witty side is so damn attractive. The best joke was about CASUAL? LEVIS! Super wits! lolz. Full respect for using zero profanity and still making the audience crack and laugh, it requires tremendous courage and hard work to pen down such a script and perform in a trend where profanity is used as a tool to make punches land. Loads of love, respect and best wishes!

[@quetzel5340]

You said something so important so easily....Kudos to you....

[@shantanudhiman8194]

That JavaScript(JS) logo 😜🤣

[@harshitrao7557]

Dehradun aao pleaseeeee. you've got fans

[@clovahhh]

I seriously love your laughing style

[@shamanjitsingh7267]

Didn't know that men are also stereotyped.

[@karthikrulzz07]

She is very astute and humorous .. She has a very unique instinct not to be seen in today’s stand up fraternity

[@MathiLeela]

Sometimes I wished I've learnt hindi already so that I wouldn't miss any single joke (it's little difficult to search and get the jokes) 🙃

[@debopriyodas3699]

Good to see you back,do more of live streams

[@AmitGupta-yw2wg]

Such a beautiful sense of humor mam you refresh my mood 😂😂😂😂

[@shreyab25]

I'm binge watching your videos and let me say why didn't I find you before?????!!

[@surbhibaheti3612]

My fav Sis u r awesome !!!!!!!! Lots Of Love For U

[@nikhilsingh1180]

Hindi kyu nhi bolti ye ladkiya 😂....comedy timing chupane ke liye

[@rohitkurian9858]

Where will I get the full video ...?

[@gayathrikayanadath8341]

no hate but this video was somehow sexist

[@maznahbaquery4781]

Is it just me or is her laugh like Demi Lovato's laugh?? I love it veryyy cute💞💞

[@redheatredheat9906]

Are you married Jeeya Sethi? Somebody as funny as you should be, n your husband's life will be a roller coaster ride....😊.... Saala sabne masks pehne hain audience, saans kaise lete honge....

[@yuki-rf6hl]

Girl literally u make me laugh so much I found out your videos and u today and I'm happy I did u are absolutely amazing

[@khushboopandit2866]

Good indirect taunt to men or boy😉

[@neethuameen9575]

U are simply amazing.......👍

[@manisharawat7782]

Hii Jeeya I just love watching your videos was waiting for it from a long time...I want to watch ur live shows someday 😍❤

[@aasthaamin8651]

Hi l just love how women are speaking Btw 1 like and comment

[@tuks9501]

You are welcome to perform in our Andaman and Nicobar Islands ma'am 😊. Do visit once!

[@tuks9501]

You are my favorite madam😊. Loads of love and respect from Andaman and Nicobar Islands😁❤🙏🏼

[@user-oy2zw5gz6z]

Don't put up another video otherwise I will get my hair blue then, you'll have to House me.

[@janannahazare]

That uncle jox on something casual is sexist. One really cannot pull that joke on opposite sex. And males dont have any special identifying features which makes that alright to do that, only if you're into bodyshaming.

[@pranaydevulapalli]

Bro. Put your Instagram page links in description and also in "About" section too.

[@sarathkrishna3682]

Really nice jeeya. Its a coincidence that i have come to watch ur video's in fb yesterday . But now am a die hard fan of yours.

[@DrStratComm]

HOW do you not have a Netflix special yet? That Levi's joke was cracking!!

[@mangeshnakhale8258]

Just watching ur whole videos step by step...... Loved ur coontent yrrr...... Keep going 😍🔥😅😊

[@manibhajain6811]

She is coooolllll

[@GK-dt4gv]

I have joined another dating app after this : bumble 😂😂😂😂