Jeff Goldblum On His Wife’s Sweet Nickname For Him | CONAN on TBS

Jeff’s wedding ring is inscribed “Peaches loves Patches,” and it all has to do with his uneven body hair issues.
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Jeff Goldblum On His Wife’s Sweet Nickname For Him | CONAN on TBS
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[@DarkSali]

"Babies are like people" - Jeff Goldblum 2016

[@amrit44b]

we're not judging - joey

[@tvurk]

" "Babies are like people" - Jeff Goldblum 2016 " - Budger 2016

[@ricardo7017gbp]

"' 'Babies are like people' - Jeff Goldblum 2016 ' - Budger 2016"" - fsociety

[@tvurk]

"Babies are like immigrants" - Trump 2016

[@CurlSef]

i punched my screen because of your profile pic...

[@martfp88]

Goldblum is so awkward but so confident that it makes it cool lol

[@MarsLonsen]

i get what youre saying, but at the same time, that does not really make sense mah man martin ;-)

[@MarsLonsen]

confident is almost the polar opposite of awkward

[@MarsLonsen]

but what do i know, im just a drunk duck on youtube

[@TheBadLiutenant]

He's extremely eccentric and his weird energy creates awkwardness in other people which gets bounced around afterwards between the participants creating a truly peculiar experience that is funny, sweet and even "scary", as in this video.

[@MarsLonsen]

***** weed mostly. i guess what i meant is that mr.Goldblum is a inteligent man and doesnt have a awkward bone in his body. and its a talkshow and its a act, a good one too. but if you feal a awkward vibe its on you and how you interpet the situation. but confident, that he is:-)

[@Marvin8861]

Listening to Jeff Goldblum talk is like looking at abstract art. You're trying to figure out what it is the entire time you're looking at it, and by the time you leave you still don't really know what it was you were looking at.

[@charrybuckle4077]

"That is right- right on the nose."

[@TheOriginalCK]

Marvin8861 art, uh, finds it way

[@mk_30th]

Eloquently description!

[@Rachulie]

Julia bless you

[@andxtiltone9266]

And you love it all the same

[@krisisvp]

I love whenever Jeff's on because he matches Conan's level of insanity and weirdness. He's the yin to Conan's yang.

[@CountArtorias]

yin*

[@krisisvp]

+King Meruem My apologies. :3

[@kanonierable]

I thought something along that line, but you found the perfect words to describe the idea. Your picture of the two works great in many ways, a little piece of art by itself!

[@hurlicane56]

I honestly wish that they would both drop everything and just do a show together.

[@verona3810]

I know this is a year old and you probably forgot about writing it, but I just love this comment so much

[@jdstarek]

I'm convinced Jeff is actually a Wes Anderson character

[@ETbarcelonafan101216]

I really wish he could be the main character in one of his futures movies

[@HaveCarapace]

That reminds me, years ago I bought a movie just because it had both Jeff Goldblum and Parker Posey in it, lol, it didn't disappoint.

[@margaritam.9118]

I think Wes Anderson made Jeff up and printed him with a 3D printer. It doesn't matter, that Wes is younger than Jeff, *I just know it's true.*

[@robbieclark7828]

Maybe that's why Wes uses him

[@linusdn2777]

he is in The Grand Budapest Hotel

[@lomeinmaster]

I LOVE when Goldblum is on Conan

[@sjasjaphoebe6786]

Same, he's my favorite guest

[@amber2448]

Goldblum and Norm Mcdonald are the best guests in the show

[@bamadave83]

ditto, top 10 maybe top 5 guest

[@Stbuster31]

probably best guest. norm is great for a good story here and there. but he missed recently. Goldblum always delivers

[@hourakenmg9627]

on The Conan*

[@ashishxx]

God, I hope this was not scripted. Just three people talking casually with no self-consciousness. love it.

[@AizwellOfficial]

the questions conan asks are scripted , but jeff goes on to talk and gets out of the subject always which provides funny casual talk

[@alexblock2248]

If Jeff Goldblum is scripted then this writer needs to start making novels or screenplays or something...it is brilliant!

[@Peppers1134]

Are you that dull? Look at Conan’s facial expressions and replies, duh in some context the questions are scripted but everything else and having to go with what’s happening isn’t. You don’t need to be a filmmaker to notice this. It’s been two years so I hope you understand this now.

[@livelaughlove0209]

@@Peppers1134 rude, huh?

[@ls200076]

@@livelaughlove0209 Nah

[@sydneysmith1017]

Jeff Goldblum is the kind of person who you would run into at a gas station at 2 am after you've had a bad breakup, and he would buy you a slushie and give you really profound life advice.

[@henrietta9206]

I need slushi n profound life advice!

[@yoitsjimmy_]

Sydney Smith omg yes

[@confusedcomplicatedme9686]

Definitely true

[@tessawebb9469]

I enjoyed this.

[@damienarce]

I’ve literally done that before what the heck ?!?

[@drewkloss]

Jeff Goldblum could make anyone uncomfortable, but in the sweetest way. It's like when you meet someones mom for the first time lol

[@maxnaz47]

If i had to sit through 5 minutes of a host highlighting my coping mechanisms for social awkwardness, i'd get a little uncomfortable as well, many times you can see Jeff nonchalantly trying to change the subject as if it's no big deal and conan just keeps coming back to it. In the end, Jeff even resorts to mentioning the set and wondering about fake flowers to try and change the subject... A legend such as Jeff deserves far better...

[@loveharrydaily]

Drew Kloss he’s such a dad

[@Kinobambino]

Spit on.

[@andthatswhatyoumissedongle6594]

Right??

[@navrotron22]

Can they make Jeff a permanent addition to the show?

[@gavinnutt8752]

+Antonio James He's so chill

[@boreduser12]

OMG, brilliant!!

[@pancakelord8]

Anthony James his participation will become less valuable for a viewer

[@DamienDrake]

@@pancakelord8 Diminishing returns for real. Make it a treat.

[@FishoD]

I came to a slow realization that Jeff's character in first Jurassic Park and his insane attitude was pretty much Jeff as a person, barely any acting.

[@mistersydster]

if you have the time to watch all the older coco interviews with Goldblum. They're pure gold! (pun intended)

[@VenomKpp]

Watching these interviews I feel like when he was Malcom he actually thought the dinosaurs were real.

[@bakerXderek]

Andy spittin bars

[@gianconde2705]

Andy spittin that flames

[@RedQueenCreative_Roxie]

pretty good actually

[@Tayte3]

Andy spittin

[@Mirthfultale]

that moments when Andy steals the show

[@BlakieTT]

He's Andy, he does that a lot ;)

[@Mirthfultale]

+Blak I know, I don't mind but it looks like conon does.

[@BlakieTT]

Mirthful Tale Naaaa, Coco doesn't mind it - that's why he has a sidekick! For those quick quips and insightful comments. Andy is the best of them all!

[@ogbobby1220]

I know right he can actually sing pretty well

[@arianet.2458]

you can see conan wants to tell a joke but gets interrupted by the singing and never tells it

[@gevse]

"No no no, you misunderstaaand" "You're getting it. That's right -- right on the nose." -Jeff Goldblum 2016

[@andthatswhatyoumissedongle6594]

Lol

[@adityamathur6938]

Ya I am still so confused 4 years later

[@misterbobby8913]

3:34 😆🤣 Conan looked like a child getting scolded/lectured by a Grown-up

[@MsJondde]

Jeff is amazing for including Andy in the interview. Almost no other guest does that, makes him feel like a really nice person.

[@DrDolan2000]

He is usually off-screen, so he doesn't have as much of a presence compared to Conan. But I always feel bad when he gets ignored

[@AvidMuzikFan]

Goldblum should be on the show every month.

[@marka2033]

And Larry King. Just routinely check in on them

[@liamjohnstone1062]

Mark Ason like a favourite uncle

[@chanelno.5471]

even better: he should have his own show!

[@LakeAvalon]

Conan and Jeff basically got married on national television. Idgaf anymore. I saw it, it happened. IT HAPPENED OKAY?

[@marypoppins6830]

Yeah xD they got some amazing chemistry alright, seeing them together always makes me smile.

[@TeamCoco]

Legally binding

[@pixelbat]

Conan is now Peaches.

[@calmdownitsjustme6180]

didnt know ĉonan was anti free speech , pro censorship, you just deleted an innocent comment of mine, interesting.

[@galaxytraveler5779]

They must be good friends off camera too.

[@AbrahamSalazar210]

I have a lovely distribution of hair on my torso. - Jeff Goldblum

[@LucLeon]

Consider that as long as you like

[@KseniyaKalashnikova]

I love the look on Conan's face when Andy and Jeff got carried away singing - he was just sitting there holding 2 rings and looking completely left out. GOLDEN!

[@jessejay3404]

Jeff goldblum is weird as hell and I love it!!

[@bennettwaisbren]

Name me an individual with more charisma than Mr. Goldblum. I dare you.

[@ripmyheadof]

Megan Fox. Amber Heard.

[@SchalaKid]

I was gonna say, "Walken! Carrey!" But you're totally right. Mr. Goldblum is a unique blend of charisma that no one can touch. And he's probably this delightfully eccentric all the time, camera or no!

[@ResidentReveler]

Walton Goggins. If not better, I'd say equal. Watch him in Justified.

[@marcusarelius]

If this were Fallout, he would have a 3 for charisma.

[@ThePaulGomes]

More ?? Not sure, but RDJ definitely has a lot of charisma ...

[@ProtoPunk]

Jeff Goldblum is a magical man.

[@strethy]

I think he was actually way more normal in Jurassic park than in real life

[@mohammadfletcher5312]

that moment at the end when Conan wanted to make a joke about something being written on his own wedding ring but let Andy's singing be a wrap for this out of control segment was very precious

[@johnnyperozo2987]

It begins with: Your son was born on the 4th of July. It ends with Andy Singing. lmfao what a Journey, every Goldblum interview is trip

[@flake4710]

i feel like jeff's interviews are never scripted. they are spontaneously joyful

[@kennytee6882]

Dear TeamCoco Stop being stingy bastards and just post the whole Goddamn Conan-Goldblum interview on KZbin for the viewing public to enjoy. Yours Sincerely The Internet.

[@teddyted2806]

Kenny Tee Brother!! I found you...after all these years!!!

[@NewRedYolk]

I want to like this, but I also don't want to disturb the 666 likes... 😆

[@yobywon]

Well, i wouldn't word it like that or call him that, but yeah i'd love that & agree to an extend.

[@FredY-cg6mi]

Copyright 😒

[@Pabular]

Fred Flintstone Conan can't get a copyright claim from his own video, you dumbass.

[@Wafflesistas]

"Consider that as long as you like" lol

[@__punarvasu__]

I was gonna comment that. 3 years late.

[@Wafflesistas]

@@__punarvasu__ Still relevant cause those patches are still there lol

[@pikkuadi]

"Has he talked much about his precious?" "Uhhh nono." He has no clue what Conan was talking about.

[@UnknownGunslinger]

Getting high and watching these Jeff Goldblum clips is something I highly recommend!

[@GeorgeEndress]

Ivo Sotirov i'm already on the same page buddy

[@Rachulie]

It makes you appreciate how pure and sweet their chemistry is. Jeff’s giving me life bc he’s so adhd that he just seems so genuine. But I’m sure I’d hate him if I were around him all the time. Exhausting lol.

[@tossacointoyourwitcher3951]

Ivo Sotirov man I am with ya.

[@MrClickity]

Hell yeah, brother! I just ate an edible and I'm ripping on a bowl for my pre-Murica Day Jeff Goldblum binge.

[@ComicalHealing]

I see what you did there... :D

[@kellypersich5021]

OMG! The next country Conan goes to needs be with Steven Yeun and Jeff. That would be hilarious.

[@Link122]

Jeff would bring the plane down by demanding to switch jackets with the pilot

[@Coltranized]

"You're getting it. That's right. Right on the nose. Asymmetrical."

[@phomnosical9524]

"You're getting it.. that's right..." I laughed so hard I cried! He leans in SO close and suddenly has the intensity of a thousand suns.

[@robertramey9850]

jeff goldblum always has the funniest interviews on this show because he goes a mile a minute and it's hard to keep him talking about one subject.

[@kennytee6882]

The moment 'Peaches' was brought up, did anyone else hope Goldblum would say "I love the Peach Pie?"

[@kblixt]

I did

[@Megan80]

I was a little mad that Conan didn't bring up the scary dream witch.

[@kingjulian.r5748]

its wouldn't be Goldblums son if he didn't make random sounds

[@margaritam.9118]

Did you notice how babies look like people? But...smaller? - Jeff Goldblum, one and only.

[@iost5459]

Conan and Jeff have so much chemistry, they need to do a movie together

[@joshuamaynard954]

@4:25 legend says Conan is still trying to set up his Gollum joke 😂

[@usernamemaybe]

"consider that as long as you like"

[@KoolAidManOG]

Goldblum is a national treasure

[@WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs]

Can Wes Anderson PLEASE make more movies with Jeff Goldblum? thank you

[@mrazel]

WMsandKFCisBackMOFOs he heard you

[@misterbobby8913]

3:34 😆🤣 Conan looked like a child getting scolded/lectured by a Grown-up

[@guileniam]

Is it just me or is Jeff Goldblum getting....stranger?

[@Stbuster31]

he's ripening like a peach

[@daniellos333]

That or is sanity is sporadically spreading about into distinct patches

[@1Nida]

Even his Dr. will never notice the onset of his dementia

[@sonnyroy497]

Is that possible?? 🤣🤣🤣

[@ONE_OF_MANY-MANY_OF_ONE]

Jeff is a true Empath. He is aware of his surroundings and carries positive vibes.

[@arleco12]

"I have a lovely distribution of hair on my torso" "Yes" ... "Consider that as long as you like" That was BRILLIANT.

[@LautaroQ2812]

Even if he acts like he speaks in real life, I really like this guy xD

[@garrukwildspeaker7960]

To be fair, a lot of actors do that role permitting, they don't pretend to be someone else, they "just" put themselves into the situation at hand.

[@BackboneAgZ]

I feel like you can never plan a conversation with Jeff Goldblum. If you have a question for him, you'll go on an adventure off the rails before getting an answer.

[@rubytuesdayphoenix]

Conan dissolving into silent giggles after Goldblum's "I'm Patches" kills me

[@wandelgartking5446]

Waking up to this is like dying and waking up in Heaven.

[@cinthiatambunan]

same

[@andthatswhatyoumissedongle6594]

LMBO

[@lordeggo]

Andy. A saving rope of sanity in this complete bonkers interview.

[@smaakjeks]

02:58 - "I have a, uh" *puts drink to my lips* 03:00 - "lovely distribution of hair" *almost spits all over my computer*

[@epdug]

Jeff Goldblum what a man, he makes everything interesting

[@TheWisestWizards]

Jeff Goldblum is my favorite person.

[@erbgorre]

hes got this uncanny ability to agree with you in a way that makes it sound like youre incorrect, even tho youre not :D

[@realdeal2165]

3:23 Keep an eye on Conan.

[@mastersirus1985]

We need more Conan and Jeff

[@saniydel]

Jeff, andy and conan, 1hour with them will be the best time to listen to them just talk

[@mickyisherenow]

god, i just want a talk show staring them two, no other guests, just them every episode, every day,

[@TemptedL9Gaming-Subscribe]

3:40 he is the most genius random odd person ever 😂

[@minutemuse]

2:25 If Conan's beard is never coming back I vote glasses as his new facial adornment. They don't even need actual glass in them, just the frames.

[@RuberDildo]

Independence Day without Will Smith will be like Jurassic World without Jeff Goldblum.

[@Kinobambino]

Conan show is the most comfortable late night show to date. Everything is so light hearted and fun. And much of it is due to how well his staff are treated and the work atmosphere. It can't help but to leak into the actual live show

[@numsidumsragitsch]

2:51 That eye movement is everything.

[@DaveCopAfeel]

I love Jeff! I can't find anything to dislike about him, he's seems like such a pleasant man.

[@bigh7972]

You can tell Jeff Goldblum’s son Charlie is lucky to have him as a Dad. He is eccentric, and when he’s a teenager it will probably drive him nuts because Jeff is so unlike his friends parents. It is when he becomes older that he will realize boy I was so lucky to have a talented Dad who truly loved him.

[@FrozenLavaDragonProd]

I love it when Patches drops by!

[@dikshabhoria8550]

Conan's expression is so freaking funny when a guest says something uncomfortable!

[@SublimeMarc]

the most unique guest on this show

[@johnny96888]

This is the first time I've seen an interview of Jeff Goldblum and it is amazing!

[@dt7197]

What? He's 63? I was thinking he was like mid 40's to early 50's at oldest.

[@tangjolene]

This is refreshing! An interview where Conan genuinely does does not know what to do with the situation.

[@bkljaydee6411]

absolutely Jeff Goldblum is the coolest, quirkiest, most interesting, funny guest.....His interviews on KZbin with Craig Ferguson are awesome too.....😀All hail Jeff! Had a baby when he was 62 yrs old....last year. His wife was 32! She's a contortionist, gymnast and dancer I think? No surprise he can get that young tail....Handsome, rich funny, warm.....I swear I am straight!!!!!😮

[@deridivisstar884]

He has money. Most women are motivated by a guy that has money aka the ability to provide for her and her family. If Goldblum worked at Papa John's pizza he wouldn't have the same choices of women. Prove me wrong ladies. (You can't)

[@deridivisstar884]

He has money. Most women are motivated by a guy that has money aka the ability to provide for her and her family. If Goldblum worked at Papa John's pizza he wouldn't have the same choices of women. Prove me wrong ladies. (You can't)

[@BluudyGreg]

Why?! Am I caught in a 3-day loop of binging Conan videos. And for today it's been all Jeff Goldblum. And it's fantastic.

[@lobitopr]

He plays with his wedding ring unconsciously. 😂 😂

[@rap4life961]

I now realise that Jeff Goldbloom isn't acting he's just eccentric and I love it!

[@diegonunez5600]

"I have a lovely distribution of hair on my torso"

[@katiec4947]

“Consider that as long as you’d like...” 😂😂😂

[@workinghoustonian]

lmfao, goldblum on conan is pure comedic gold. love this guys verbage

[@Asheen_Singh]

The exchange of looks and pauses are hilarious.

[@foxman105]

But can Jeff eat a peach for hours? ... SOMEBODY please tell me you got the reference.

[@TheDComp3]

Face Off boy haha!!!! Love that movie

[@Minds15able]

Nicolas Cage voice :D

[@carstereobandits]

lol I was just about to quote that

[@IceColdProfessional]

foxman105 I'M CASTOR TROY! WHOOOOO!!!

[@ProjectUnity]

I do get the reference! BUT WHERE IS IT FROM!? I CANT REMEMBER!!

[@daxbradley4346]

04:50 That time Andy took over the show

[@crzcloud]

Why is not the band backing Andy up? He's killing it yo!

[@jorelmoran]

I remember my dad making huevos rancheros for my brothers and I. Being the very muscular man that he was; he was almost always shirtless and would wear the smallest and most floral cooking apron in the world while swaying left to right singing old songs and "Band of Gold" was one of them. He always had such a positive and calming way about him. He walked us to school everyday and then worked past midnight every night. My mother had left us and I remember that I understood that song and others even though I was only about 5 or 6 years old. I love that song and I didn't expect to hear it here but only Jeff Goldblum can help you remember the good (seemingly insignificant) moments of your life. Thanks Jeff Goldblum. I gotta call my dad...

[@masoncampbell7944]

fun fact: Jeff is the voice actor of Nero from Call of Duty: Black Ops 3 Zombies

[@michaelpanameno7574]

Every now and then I go on Conan x Goldblum video marathons. This duo has a bond that is beautiful, hilarious, and extremely entertaining to behold :)

[@Afropalmen]

hahaha you saw conan when he got his ring back he wanted to say "MY PRECIUS!!" but they woulden't shut up xD

[@AsianPaulConrad]

it's so nice that jeff looks like he never runs out of enthusiasm.

[@ZeWhiteRabbit8]

I hope he returns to jurassic park/world

[@hyperion1028]

☝this

[@kryse4806]

he will, on jurassic world sequel

[@ilhamadigunawan5264]

jurassic world fallen kingdom. its funny and weird at the same time to reply a comment from the past.

[@adhemkouta1300]

R[E] vereene well do you want to reply to a comment from the future

[@dwen9321]

Never Mind he’s just in the movie for 30 seconds

[@darcman0]

I love taking the speed down to 0.5 whenever Goldblum talks, has the best drunk-talk voice.

[@workinghoustonian]

LOL Goldblums word play is like on level 100

[@alialmubarak6566]

Conan’s body language is amazing ! The way he flenches when Jeff says no no 😂😂😂

[@sarcasm4905]

"I have a lovely distribution of hair on my torso..... consider that as long as you like." :'DThat's a sentence only Jeff can make seem more normal than it is.

[@Missing0o0]

I'm not familiar with his acting work, but I love his Conan interviews SO much. He's like an alien being, so mesmerizing to watch.

[@kyle19421]

These two guys are always hilarious!

[@mallorycarll6280]

I love how fondly he speaks of his kids. Goldblum sounds like a great Dad.

[@Krustenkaese92]

WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS INTERVIEW!??! xD

[@Amsikwar]

Whenever Jeff was on the show, it went off the rails and we enjoyed that😂😂😂

[@sharona1981]

Jeff Goldblum is so endearing, in a creepy and awkward sort of way. :)

[@Justin-oz5gx]

I feel like Jeff is on ecstacy all the time. He's so happy, makes noises that feels good, loves everything, rubs the couch, and always is smiling and running around in circles with his words lol