Jeff Kaplan: Ashe changes and the state of Blizzard

[@VaatiVidya]

I haven't played Overwatch for years but it's so great to be kept updated on the evolving Jeff meta

[@reddie1063]

Prepare to Cry > The fall of Overwatch

[@DarthClyan]

VaatiVidya wooo vaati big fan!

[@DiegoGonzalez-ur5bp]

Is that VaatiVidya on DinoFlask's channel!? Hell yeah!

[@dinoflask]

i used to watch your videos while eating dinner

[@RealCerealHero]

@@dinoflask I used to watch both your videos on the toilet :(

[@magmablock]

Recover a fat Zenyatta from the recycle bin

[@TheKeskisormi]

That got me good.

[@jebediahhonker-tonker5901]

@@fluffier **thicc

[@ElectricalInsanity]

@@jebediahhonker-tonker5901 C H O N K Y

[@Phantumix]

@@H4LOM4ZT3R I N A W E O F T H E S I Z E O F T H A T L A D

[@Sendhelpimdying]

magmablock BOB DO SOMETHING

[@quagthias]

"in tiers" is used for "in tears" dinoflask you amazing bastard.

[@GenerationWest]

*"LITERALLY UNTOUCHABLE"*

[@emoment1088]

Forgot the ™ after every word...

[@th00perman_]

*PapaJeff - Abilities:* - *Literally Untouchable* (Passive; Complete Immunity from everything. Literally.) - *Gasping Breath* (10s cooldown; PapaJeff remembers to breathe, gasping a lungful of air, preventing death)

[@AdityaPrabowo00]

- *"I'm Jeff from the Overwatch™ team"* (reminds everyone that he is literally untouchable)

[@goofygoober779]

Secondary ability: -Changes his Shirt faster than the speed of light, invisible to the human Eye. Name: Jeff Did Something (but you were to slow to see it)

[@UCMGTWOClan]

Anything for you Jeff.

[@sabrinyahh]

"we think it's really fun watching the South Korean team win the world cup every single year"

[@lmperlum]

Oof

[@GhengisJohn]

"Maybe if I keep saying it. One day it might actually happen." Savage.

[@marcelm.2848]

You’re getting even better, the flow is more fluid

[@thiebautjoel]

Marcello Micheletto That's a lot due to the fact that there is more and more Dev Update

[@tomr4856]

@@thiebautjoel nice profile pic

[@thiebautjoel]

Hahahaha

[@thiebautjoel]

I'm so dead

[@Funkopedia]

This is his greatest work to date

[@glepb]

"Now that over half of the development team has been moved to making mobile games that uhm nobody really wanted in the first place" hahahahahaha

[@Revenu]

Cuts too deep.

[@colebrumbelow9264]

That’s the most true statement I have ever heard

[@Ickabodxx]

Pure Gold

[@Vacardi]

There's overwatch mobile?

[@danielgulland5037]

Antony O. Nope, they’re referring to diablo mobile which was announced at blizzcon which...nobody wanted lol

[@LevelUpLifting]

“absolutely gorgeous Mercy upskirt shots” 😂😂😂

[@prestondunn1991]

LevelUpLifting nice to see you here. Great content btw

[@JoseMendoza-dl4hg]

dat Ashe doe! in amazing 4K quality

[@ASTRO_CJASTRO]

Sexy

[@finnheisenheim8274]

Does anyone in the overwatch universe even notice mercy's beauty?

[@KategariYami]

And the first time Jeff got his first 4K 60fps glimpse, he cried. Honestly I'd cry too.

[@1LogHalley]

"You can treat Bob like a teammate, you can target Bob with a stream of abusive chat until he disconnects" AHAHAHAHAH poor bob i know how this feeling too well

[@avery4586]

You sound weak.

[@mindremote]

Avery you sound toxic

[@avery4586]

@@mindremote That's exactly what a weak person would say.

[@mindremote]

Wind salty from bans bb?

[@DarukaEon]

Now, that's why he disappears randomly. XD

[@toaster9922]

How does he change his shirt so fast

[@raisyahumaira5602]

Toaster its his ability ingame

[@daikimizu9324]

Jeff is in his own spawnroom, all he does is spam H and quickly switching skins.

[@quitevocal]

It`s his ultimate =)

[@sericsson1996]

He shaves and gets a beard really fast too

[@jurgenbuntinx1]

Forget his shirts... mind his beard

[@kydro]

the part with the professional hots player made me cry

[@vadzimfiadotsyeu2967]

Hots PepeHands

[@skyguy713]

We all cry on the inside.

[@Pandorana67]

"Recycled fat zenyatta"

[@YunisRajab]

You can abuse chat with a stream of abusive chat for example until he disconnects in tears lmao

[@dinoflask]

that's the line

[@jeddonaldson7526]

@Pabensil yes sweet child papa jeff is real

[@dinoflask]

i will respond to every single comment on this video edit: top level comments only obviously, aint nobody got time for replies

[@ThatWarioGiant]

dinoflask ambitious

[@TheMetalliator]

Nice video my man

[@ActualRealJohnJack]

Even this one?

[@filthy.kasual]

dinoflask but you didn’t

[@thenotsosmallgamer9531]

Rip bob you were to pure

[@freshbakedmeme]

*You can get some absolutely gorgeous Mercy up-skirt shots at a really high level of detail.*

[@SaltyIdleBoi]

Well, I mean shit. He sold me.

[@balazsdusek]

He says that he cried when he did it for the first time

[@freshbakedmeme]

@@SaltyIdleBoi Me too

[@joey9511]

@@balazsdusek it's because she's trans!!!

[@DarukaEon]

Aww yeah...

[@JamesCateyes]

This is a mastapeese. I love that Bob is basically a Big Zenyungus.

[@dinoflask]

zenyungus lol

[@JamesCateyes]

@@dinoflask your content is great, I'ma sub now pap

[@lucioradio2094]

Can we get a customisable ass slider in the settings?

[@HeliosBeats]

max it out on zenyatta

[@phantomix5693]

I always imagined that the constant changes of Jeff's clothes are like scrolling through his skins.

[@RagebrosINC]

These videos went from funny, to truth.

[@nostop2769]

RagebrosINC Does this mean I’ll be able to verbally abuse B.O.B in the next patch?

[@TheIceEnder]

@@nostop2769 U insult boob = u insult meh BOoB is a god, don't you dare to abuse a god. Or he will leave the chat w tears on his eyes :

[@BenJaminLongTime]

@@TheIceEnder I agree bob is a god or something, at a minimum he is self aware because every time I am looking one way and tell him to go there he falls from the sky majestically and runs 90 degrees to where I was aimed, and often is right off a cliff or down a hole, so he is definitely at a minimum self aware since he is always making his own decisions on where to descend from the heavens and run to.

[@GIimiar]

I stopped playing ow but i'll never unsub from dinoflask

[@warlordsquerk5338]

Ditto

[@73emilitus]

The message at the end was really inspiring, Gamers rise up!!!1!

[@dinoflask]

it's now or never

[@LordUhai]

BOTTOM TEXT

[@tomie2452]

We live in a society...

[@stefanbroers8146]

yea i really got hungry from the eating geoff goodman part! and ofcourse we would never do anything against our daddy jeff he is as he said untouchable!

[@karr1265]

BOTTOM TEXT

[@YunisRajab]

Mobile games that no one even wanted in the first place

[@dinoflask]

that is also the line

[@MadBulik]

@@dinoflask is it tho

[@NikeLikeMike]

Don't you have phones?

[@PalPlays]

@@NikeLikeMike Thanks Activision Blizzard.

[@nathanmalone3655]

The amount of trademarks in the subtitles is hilarious.

[@BrandonPCotter]

Hey man, life is life. Your content is extremely detail-oriented, funny and passionate. I don’t expect a video every week and I’d much rather let the artist take the time to make his art. Thank you for bringing a smile to the face of the Overwatch community!

[@CesarDaSalad]

GAYYYYY! Wait no, that's Soldier

[@neat2014]

Bob left the chat

[@AlphaSynchrome]

I wonder if we can make automated Jeff text-to-speech with similar technique...

[@balazsdusek]

That would be awesome And it would be not that hard cause he speaks like one anyways

[@AlphaSynchrome]

@@balazsdusek Well, I could do it, if there is some interest, but I doubt there is much :D

[@2anz611]

I feel like these become more and more true true after every update..

[@bearyboy9088]

*GAMERS RISE UP!* "If I say it often enough, maybe one day it will happen..."

[@halucinator1]

I lost it at fat zenyatta from a recycle bin.

[@balazsdusek]

Someone left the zenyatta there too

[@lucassze9552]

But then he'll be killed when gamers riseup.

[@jeremysorejian]

_ gamertron23 it was the one widow maker killed

[@MrEzioCraft360]

Your videos never let me down xDD. But god, making this must take hours upon hours of watching the developer updates. You must have already seen him during more time than even his own parents xD

[@SaturninePlaces]

I imagine he has the transcription of each update and just searches for a word he wants to use in text form, plus he's done this so many times I bet he has compound words figured out in some way as well.

[@swishfish8858]

There are programs out there that look for sounds in audio/video files and returns related matches, like a Google search but for sounds. That's how the music companies are able to shut down unofficial uploads of their songs so damn fast.

[@Marqan]

I hope noone will cut this video to make it sound like Jeff is saying something ridiculous..

[@georgewillow112]

"i will respond to every single comment on this video" - dinoflask Press X to DOUBT

[@Disox1]

X

[@writingcooper7900]

X

[@TheRilai]

X

[@Jonl1ng]

X

[@luckysquirrel163]

X

[@Beckwourth]

L0L The Bob scene got me laughing

[@zefranks]

Report bob for toxicity.

[@jonathanbrand3379]

Fat Zenyatta represent!

[@th00perman_]

*PapaJeff - Abilities:* - *Literally Untouchable* (Passive; Complete Immunity from everything. Literally.) - *Gasping Breath* (10s cooldown; PapaJeff remembers to breathe, gasping a lungful of air, preventing death)

[@swimmygg2830]

- *Show em who's boss* (5 sec cooldown, Can nerf any hero and completely make it useless)

[@SquizmWizzerd]

- *Overwatch Esports* (Ultimate; Does Nothing.)

[@TONyjustRoCks]

- *Wrestle* (0s cooldown; Briefly wrestle with any target hero[including ally], after 3s delay they are killed and cannot respawn regardless of game mode or rules)

[@maggiethetompug1409]

Moisty Jerry Primary fire Report

[@emoment1088]

Jeff will open the gates? Ok, I'll escort him to safety, while you swarm Blizzard.

[@Hammerdown24]

new map where you have to escort jeff the payload out of blizzard hq

[@vynonyoutube1418]

ZERG RUSH

[@marsnecrodos]

@@Hammerdown24 golden comment!

[@HollowMoonFan]

this idea is too good lol

[@plasmaoctopus1728]

@@vynonyoutube1418 Just take out the one supply depot on the side of their wall and that'll be good enough to swarm lings in.

[@michaeldromes3948]

Holy shit, these things keeps getting better and better. Haven't laughed out loud to a youtube video in a looong time.

[@KingEaglez29]

“White widow maker” 😂😂

[@flytrapYTP]

With the ass slider set to the very low end.

[@SystemRichie]

I have no idea how long this takes to make but I know it takes a lot of work. I can appreciate that. Keep this up.

[@SuperParaKoopa]

Stopped playing Overwatch some time ago but dinoflask is always pure gold. It must take ages to put together each one of these videos but they're always hilarious. Thanks for all the great work.

[@keenarnia]

"We're making it so Bob will join team the voice chat" lmao

[@jonathang.464]

Wow Jeff can not only change his shirt at will but also his facial hair! A truly incredible wizard.

[@JPKgold]

Well he is over 30.

[@derekmiller9303]

But never his dead eyed stare

[@KidLudens]

"Ashe's ultimate ability allows her to recover a fat Zenyatta from the recycle bin and unleash him onto the battle field" Aaahahahaha! Amazing!

[@tootyfrooty7604]

If you pay close attention to the video you can notice that his glasses keep changing while he is talking.

[@joarcrazyboi]

Yeah and if you look real close you can see his clothes change to.

[@tootyfrooty7604]

@@joarcrazyboi If you are just going to make stuff up like that I feel you shouldn't really be posting comments.

[@joarcrazyboi]

@@tootyfrooty7604 😆

[@mostcertainlynotmiguelprob4216]

@@joarcrazyboi yeah get out

[@JB-qq1xz]

@@mostcertainlynotmiguelprob4216 should we report this behavior that doesn't match our community standards? its CLEARLY shapeshifting humans!!! such a SHILL

[@CaramelFrapple]

To make Overwatch a more inclusive gamespace, Soldier 76 has been buffed and his biotic field makes everything in it gay.

[@Noobgalaxies]

I approve of these changes

[@bruhfunnies3441]

To counteract this they've made it so his tactical visor only targets males

[@josephnoel2868]

Soldier 76 on victory: "I have achieved my mission. *Everyone gay.*"

[@dtester]

"I have you in my ga...ze!"

[@aliuniversal4100]

Theyre putting chemicals in the healing that turn the friggin heros gay

[@0verloud350]

*local man goes insane after responding to over 1000 comments*

[@dinoflask]

send help

[@SivTheScribe]

@@dinoflask keep up the videos, man. I appreciate the effort.

[@computernoise2209]

The best part about not watching dinoflask videos' for a while, is you get to laugh at them all over again.

[@slxsh596]

Blizzard employees going to mobile games? I guess that's just how mafia works.

[@maxfmfdm]

probably well over 50% of the work on diablo immortal will be done in china

[@3lit3gn0m3]

I have never hated mobile games, but recent events have led to me despising them.

[@BlankIsDank]

thank you dinoflask, very cool

[@lmao100]

"I'll let you guys inside." Thanks, homie.

[@mrzozelowh]

Dinoflask, your creativity and absolute savage burns are incredible. This is truly the peak of 2019.

[@manvslife271]

I tought this was a developer update and i was really excited, but then i realized it was a dinoflask video and i was even more excited

[@AlexChama]

Wait... this isn't a dev update? Damn you're right... Dinoflask's channel... but where's the parody? He really slacked on this one, everything in this video is true... :^>

[@LordEpos]

I missed you Starting Captions. I missed you. :'(

[@dinoflask]

I'm back for now, let's hug

[@LordEpos]

@@dinoflask (づ￣ ³￣)づ

[@ninjamanmat7566]

We all missed you. :) Always happy to see a video from you.

[@gesshugh9976]

Where are you? And I'm so sorry! I can not eat, I can not sleep ton- Sorry ...

[@MajloT]

The most honest Jeff from the Overwatch team that i ever seen

[@chrismadagames]

I absolutely died at "Fat Zenyatta" Great job man! X-DDD

[@noname-7198]

Welcome back dino!

[@NathanEinhornMusic]

"you can target Bob with a stream of, you know, abusive chat for example until he disconnects from the game in tears" That cracked me up! Great video man, made me laugh a lot :)

[@andrewmac5494]

Way to go Dinoflask lmfao theres no way Jeff didn't piss himself laughing at this one, good job man, quality over quantity

[@dinoflask]

I hope so, maybe I was too mean

[@andrewmac5494]

@@dinoflask naw Jeff's a big boy, he was born before all the sjw PC culture bullshit and I'm sure Goodman loved the namedrop as well

[@tjersero2150]

@@dinoflask Im sure its fine, thx 4 the vid ;)

[@davidsmith271]

@@dinoflask hes just going to ban you when he uses his "inclusive" powers to force youtube to make users attach their blizzard account to their channels

[@Pentazemin7]

I feel like Jeff owes his street cred to you, you need to leverage this into a top job at Blizzard, even if you're overqualified.

[@Taliesin_]

I don't think Blizzard is exactly taking on new employees at the moment.

[@cia4u401]

@@Taliesin_ it quite literally says in the launcher that they are

[@balazsdusek]

But they are paying support guys for leaving

[@drudle]

@@balazsdusek Only in Ireland. They haven't laid anyone off where it matters.

[@chewwa1700]

You don’t wanna work for blizzard man 😂

[@brosephnoonan223]

Why aren't north korean teams allowed to win every year 🤔

[@dinoflask]

because they don't enter

[@Retr0Dima]

Great leader would be proud.

[@lucassze9552]

@@dinoflask It's a conspiracy of the westerners!! Clearly they realize the overwhelming esports potential of our finest starving peasants here in NK, and have conspired to ban us from participating lest we gain too much power!

[@davidn7026]

@dinoflask wrong, because they can't get out

[@AliothAncalagon]

I am afraid that Overwatch is not as popular over there.

[@pileofcheese5017]

"you can eat Jeff Goodman for all I care" DEAD

[@chansusakurai2352]

The last blizzard employees disliked the fact Jeff said we gamers can have them

[@balazsdusek]

The others went developing Diablo immortal

[@pokemonwiz1]

I love how the ending presicted the 2021 riots outside of blizzard

[@taylorbranch9362]

This is the best one dude. Im dead.

[@sauce8277]

Is good. But it's definitely not the best.

[@bardlockcafe]

I burst out laughing at the Zenyatta line, then my dad cracked up behind me. 10/10 from this house.

[@Vassild]

4:43 .... ahead of his time. dinoflask called it before everything went down at blizzard

[@bmanvids4521]

Proof that Jeff is in fact Dinoflask. Trying to secure his escape route from angry players.

[@BlindMaphisto]

One like for throwing Jeff goodman under the bus.

[@HiIeric117]

Good thing he didn't throw Geoff Goodman under the bus. That could've been bad.

[@BlindMaphisto]

@@HiIeric117 Geoff dodged a bullet.

[@Chevelle378]

“until he disconnects in tears” IM IN TEARS

[@jasoncook2715]

I only watch dinoflask videos for dev updates

[@blackdevilsNine]

finally back with another one . also let BOB join the voice chat

[@buffoonustroglodytus4688]

I just think that’s the funniest shit. Ashe screaming for bob to do something, bob charging in from another dimension, crashing into a wall and before he can even get a shot off, he’s immediatly getting bombarded with abusive chat from the rest of the team, making him quickly disconnect in tears.

[@Beckwourth]

Jeff is watching this alone i know he is 😂

[@chippen9421]

Dinoflask is Jeff. Everyone knows that.

[@TheRegalRolston]

This is how he warms up before all those mercy upskirt shots

[@Lundah]

Lmao that entire part about the camera.

[@brent8783]

Really impressive sound bite video splicing! From commentary on the current state of the game to erotically spectating Mercy and Winston. I was laughing pretty hard throughout - thank you - I needed that.

[@vallgamestudio]

well, you called it, jeff is untouchable, damnit

[@TheBCProject]

What dino would you choose to put in a flask?

[@cursh6898]

Dude this is incredible work. I can't even imagine working on something so hard like this for so long. You are amazing.

[@Patrick-er2ld]

When Jeff calls in sick on shooting day

[@dinoflask]

if Jeff isn't in, you get the hell out

[@JakoZestoko]

Given what's been happening these past few days, that angry mob outside of the Blizzard campus might be forming sooner than Jeff had expected.

[@TheDescender4]

Can I just say, I love this. Jeff's voice is so monotone, this works too well, but the cuts are amazing as well. Good video man.

[@JustonBibero]

5:03 xdd

[@dinoflask]

what is up, fellow content creator?

[@JustonBibero]

@@dinoflask Nothing much just chillin 😎how about u?

[@thehound9370]

2 memes interacting

[@nathey3059]

Tell Jeff to release more cinematics so Justin can make more videos

[@tillthedaysson]

Juston fuck you

[@MorkMemes]

What's your video preparation/editing process? Do you have a script planned before or do you just wing it?

[@Yikum24]

The process probably involves hiring activision to disrupt the flow of enjoyment and respect.

[@pietro6227]

he probably has an alphabetical list of all the words jeff ever said in his dev updates. he can then write the script however he wants, and just go and select each individual clip for each word and compile everything. If one of the script words has never been said by jeff, he can work around it by wording the sentene in a different way while keeping the meaning and using the available words he has.

[@danieldriscoll2155]

Joe The Fancy Tuxedo he also uses different syllables from other words to make some words that Jeff has never said

[@saturn724]

@@danieldriscoll2155 like "f*cking"

[@cryonim]

@@pietro6227 sounds really complex. Dino sure puts a lot of work in these.

[@strikermodel]

Sentence mixing is an art and nobody can tell me otherwise

[@abalfour5898]

God damnit dinoflask, now I have omelette all over my laptop. I should have known better than to try and watch this whilst having dinner.

[@dinoflask]

omlette is a breakfast food you degenerate

[@Warmachine_23]

@@dinoflask breakfast for dinner is fucking fantastic, what you mean.

[@xXCAFOXx]

"Jeff, do something!" I hear you cry; But even my power level is not high enough to stop what's happening, uhm, here at Blizzard. Hahahaha I was fucking dying at all of this.

[@jordanmayers7083]

Bro listening to that end clip after hearing about why Jeff actually left blizzard is weird, its not exactly what happened but its still oddly close.

[@zefranks]

The true Overwatch Developer Update is here. P.S. This video was savage. I love it.

[@Daboy804]

2019 Over watch: We're all gay bois now

[@TimothyMark7]

No U

[@zefranks]

Soldier 76 wants to know your location

[@MrMatheuslego]

Yeah, we have so many gay characters, like Ana, Widowmaker, Torb, Reinhardt...

[@SmashPortal]

🅱️oldier: 69

[@blueman4232]

2 gays 2 many

[@jamesonsan8539]

I love the ending message so damn much. I mean your videos always bring me joy, but that last bit pure gold.

[@danhealy79]

Man, this is too real now in 2021

[@may_woah]

I died when he said he's Jeff from the overwatch team

[@dinoflask]

lmao

[@user-mm3rp2nf3j]

"You can eat geoff goodman for all I care..." Laughed so hard

[@ThirstyThurman]

"I will respond to every single comment on this video" Doubt

[@areallyrealisticguyd4333]

*ad on **battle.net* "We're hiring and we need more engineers to join the blizzard team!"... Loses 2 CFOs in less than week. That's why no one wants to work there

[@wedge_one]

Activision's fault most likely. Activision: "How dare Blizzard make a FPS that's popular for more than 2 years without releasing ANY DLC? Or a second version?! Like, every year! Overwatch Black Ops. Overwatch Warfare. And stuff."

[@XOXO-yv7ji]

He did step down at an appropriate time, though. The vibe was definitely in the "Yknow what, fuck you Blizzard, you have destroyed my dreams" kind of way. At least that's what I tell myself, I would be super sad if Jeff turned out to be the type of bastard that that company fostered. Imagine watching something you loved burn in flames as you just had to walk away. It sucks.

[@guildhelm4331]

As a HotS players, Jeff will be spared once he opens the gates to us.

[@Saimeren]

"Recover a fat Zenyatta from the recycle bin" Simply brilliant.

[@XenOpsYT]

This was edited so well that i didn't realize it was edited in the first place when i had it playing in the background just hearing the audio.

[@doctorosullivan]

"A white widowmaker with the ass slider set to the low end" ROFL