Jeff Ross Takes Bruce Willis to the Cleaners - Roast of Bruce Willis - Uncensored

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5 жыл бұрын

The Roastmaster General Jeff Ross gives Bruce Willis props for his career and reminds him of the clunkers he’s been in.
About the Roast of Bruce Willis:
Bruce Willis goes from "Die Hard" to dead on arrival as some of the biggest names in entertainment serve up punches of their own to Hollywood's go-to action star. And with Roast Master Joseph Gordon-Levitt at the helm, nobody is leaving the dais unscathed.
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@purplelleann7027
@purplelleann7027 5 жыл бұрын
Die hard 6: natural causes
@josephbassey1501
@josephbassey1501 5 жыл бұрын
yodelingSix9 Well that's what the paid the coroner to say. The blood test states differently
@kellz8260
@kellz8260 5 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🍸
@ffierros99
@ffierros99 5 жыл бұрын
Dead
@stlkngyomom
@stlkngyomom 5 жыл бұрын
Die harder 7:do not resuscitate
@VictorHaleNX
@VictorHaleNX 5 жыл бұрын
Die Hard 8: Natural Causes 2. Coming soon during the next Christmas Season
@1ntothefray583
@1ntothefray583 4 жыл бұрын
“You look like a lesbian on the way to prom”😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭
@sais8681
@sais8681 4 жыл бұрын
Spot on! 😂😂😂😂
@tinybluedot2974
@tinybluedot2974 4 жыл бұрын
He does look like one 😂😂😂
@cctomcat321
@cctomcat321 4 жыл бұрын
He needs to spike his bangs up... But otherwise, totally.
@JaydevRaol
@JaydevRaol 4 жыл бұрын
🤣
@DarkVortexx_
@DarkVortexx_ 4 жыл бұрын
I so weak 😂😂😂😂😂
@abdulrahmanbabah356
@abdulrahmanbabah356 3 жыл бұрын
"I can't wait to see next project, die hard 6 : Natural causes" This line alone takes it
@TheMrfoxguy
@TheMrfoxguy Жыл бұрын
Sadly that's what the series has gotten after 5
@SethBonetti
@SethBonetti 3 жыл бұрын
The “lesbian on the way to prom” just SENT ME. 🤣🤣🤣
@kizi2213
@kizi2213 3 жыл бұрын
I honestly almost spat out my drink
@evansam96
@evansam96 3 жыл бұрын
That and "Jim Crow" were absolutely hilarious ... dude still has it lmau
@fredriksvard2603
@fredriksvard2603 3 жыл бұрын
People dont say "send" anymore
@laurenwarren8101
@laurenwarren8101 3 жыл бұрын
Ditto, fucking classic
@Winther1973
@Winther1973 3 жыл бұрын
That was killer 🤣🤣🤣
@uniquesst
@uniquesst 4 жыл бұрын
That Bruce Jenner Willis line killed me. 😂🤣
@mikewilkinton7360
@mikewilkinton7360 4 жыл бұрын
j smooth and Bruce whatchu talking bout Willis
@fndfnd1
@fndfnd1 4 жыл бұрын
That was fuckin hilarious 😂
@ksp1981brd
@ksp1981brd 4 жыл бұрын
Funny as shit!!!!
@JaydevRaol
@JaydevRaol 4 жыл бұрын
😂
@Alex_1729
@Alex_1729 4 жыл бұрын
She can't take ONE joke 😂there were many, not one!
@kh7688
@kh7688 4 жыл бұрын
They don't call him The Roastmaster General for no reason.
@KingpinTBM
@KingpinTBM 4 жыл бұрын
Don Rickles was miles ahead of Jeff Ross
@LuisRojas-qc7rv
@LuisRojas-qc7rv 4 жыл бұрын
That would be Sal Governale
@kh7688
@kh7688 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingpinTBM I don't know how to break it to you, but Don Rickles is dead.
@KingpinTBM
@KingpinTBM 4 жыл бұрын
@@kh7688 That doesn't change anything lol
@kh7688
@kh7688 4 жыл бұрын
@@KingpinTBM Of course it does. Right now the roast master general is Jeff Ross.
@antisomething4248
@antisomething4248 3 жыл бұрын
“Think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell” that was so ruthless 😂
@coloradolivingoffgrid6106
@coloradolivingoffgrid6106 2 жыл бұрын
It wasn't even her roast and she got it the worst lol
@TorchMeetsWorld
@TorchMeetsWorld 2 жыл бұрын
The way it played out where he paused while everyone cheered the set up..... The just hit that punchline perfect hahah
@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney
@The_sinner_Jim_Whitney 3 жыл бұрын
This dude is probably the most savage roaster around.
@brandonp32
@brandonp32 3 жыл бұрын
Second only to Greg Giraldo.
@thewizardofcroagz394
@thewizardofcroagz394 3 жыл бұрын
It all started with the Og Rickles 💪 may his drink always be full
@davidbrandel1311
@davidbrandel1311 3 жыл бұрын
@@thewizardofcroagz394 The funny thing is is that Rickles looks tame in comparison to Jeff Ross or Greg Giraldo.
@vickerandflips8061
@vickerandflips8061 3 жыл бұрын
Gilbert gottfried
@Blazervitch
@Blazervitch 2 жыл бұрын
obviously didn't see Jimmy Carrs set on roast of Rob Lowe
@soothyourniichan
@soothyourniichan 5 жыл бұрын
There needs to be a Roast of Eminem, one of the greatest rap roasters roasted by the greatest roasters.
@s3nkul
@s3nkul 5 жыл бұрын
Oh man I'd pay to watch that
@Pinkyinter123
@Pinkyinter123 5 жыл бұрын
And then Em responds at the end lmaooo shit would be legendary
@angramainyu267
@angramainyu267 5 жыл бұрын
oh god i can already imagine the carnage.... Jeff Ross roasts eminem and eminem completely destroys jeff ross afterwards.....
@2011mrnoah
@2011mrnoah 5 жыл бұрын
Ha I don’t think they can’t take it
@blackturkdog
@blackturkdog 5 жыл бұрын
Good one....Bill..Hilllary and Trump again
@GSPLDNG
@GSPLDNG 4 жыл бұрын
“you think Kim Jung Un is a nice guy and he thinks you’re Scotty Pippen” 💀💀💀💀
@asilver50
@asilver50 2 жыл бұрын
Bruce acting like he's having fun is the best acting of his life.
@j.willismusic
@j.willismusic 2 жыл бұрын
This didn't age well
@RogerAlan
@RogerAlan 2 жыл бұрын
@@j.willismusic Sure didn’t 😢
@89tilinfinity29
@89tilinfinity29 2 жыл бұрын
how come?
@ZyadYousef
@ZyadYousef 2 жыл бұрын
@@89tilinfinity29 It turned out he's really sick and retired completely from movies. asilver50 here thought he was faking it.
@tylertravis2081
@tylertravis2081 Жыл бұрын
@@89tilinfinity29 really
@FishermanSculley
@FishermanSculley 2 жыл бұрын
“You’d think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell!” gets me every time. 😂😂😂
@wyomingar
@wyomingar 7 ай бұрын
didn't get the joke. did he mean that she name her dog Elvis and she was talking about the dog and not Elvis Presley?
@bigbud8182
@bigbud8182 4 ай бұрын
The song Elvis did. U aint nothin but a hound dog
@diyap7343
@diyap7343 4 жыл бұрын
Poor Martha. She's real lonely without snoop
@SamSamEym
@SamSamEym 4 жыл бұрын
They're so cute together, they really look like they get each other, in a sense. Such an unexpected friendship
@diyap7343
@diyap7343 4 жыл бұрын
@@SamSamEym exactly!!
@diyap7343
@diyap7343 4 жыл бұрын
@Star Trek Theory you do that buddy.
@gunplaygaming6830
@gunplaygaming6830 4 жыл бұрын
@Star Trek Theory she's still hot ask Rick Ross.,. That shit was so cringe when he hit on her.
@YaNoAwantoMas
@YaNoAwantoMas 4 жыл бұрын
Martha? Why did you say that name!!??
@satan1189
@satan1189 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff looks like a walmart version of bruce
@3SIXTYPROD
@3SIXTYPROD 4 жыл бұрын
Satan 😂😂😂
@selfproclaimednobody4614
@selfproclaimednobody4614 4 жыл бұрын
That was pretty good.
@eternalreign2313
@eternalreign2313 4 жыл бұрын
He looks like discount Pitbull to me.
@aaronczerwinski4125
@aaronczerwinski4125 4 жыл бұрын
Deuce Willis
@josephiles5793
@josephiles5793 4 жыл бұрын
@PISTOL PETE Its a genuine Bruse Wilis! You buy?
@avenshmit66
@avenshmit66 3 жыл бұрын
"you'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" JFC this was the most epic roast.
@nkelly
@nkelly 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is a genius! I can watch him roast all day...🤣😂
@JeffKaste
@JeffKaste 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, and he looks so at ease doing it...like he's just hanging out with the crowd
@teatrulemonhead
@teatrulemonhead 4 жыл бұрын
“Joseph Boredom Levitt” 😂😂😂
@mercutiochaux1041
@mercutiochaux1041 3 жыл бұрын
I like how nobody reacted to that one lol
@eyeconqueror1185
@eyeconqueror1185 2 жыл бұрын
@@mercutiochaux1041 I don't think many people noticed
@olebill4078
@olebill4078 5 жыл бұрын
"You'd think a hounddog would have a better sense of smell" ahahahha
@zimikshin
@zimikshin 5 жыл бұрын
Can you please explain? I don't understand that..
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682 5 жыл бұрын
You guys are nonsense
@africaRBG
@africaRBG 4 жыл бұрын
That was simply godly writing.
@beefnacos6258
@beefnacos6258 4 жыл бұрын
@@depaola63 you might have just been trolled...
@beefnacos6258
@beefnacos6258 4 жыл бұрын
@@depaola63 either you are trolling or you are like at the bottom of the gene pool. If you didn't get it get off the damn internet and go explore life a little
@wscorners
@wscorners 3 жыл бұрын
"Sir Patrick Stuart if he operated a Farris wheel" HILARIOUS!
@seanmcneil349
@seanmcneil349 3 жыл бұрын
Best one
@jackbunn
@jackbunn 2 жыл бұрын
Ferris*
@user-po7ky6oe3v
@user-po7ky6oe3v Ай бұрын
​@@jackbunn meaning of the joke..
@jeffbrown8117
@jeffbrown8117 3 жыл бұрын
Was it just me or was it genuinely great watching Ed Norton laugh so much at Jeff Ross’ set? You can see the respect there.
@mydjmode
@mydjmode 5 жыл бұрын
Edward Norton was probably thinking: *PHEW that was close..*
@t99155
@t99155 4 жыл бұрын
Facts 😂😂
@neosson3256
@neosson3256 4 жыл бұрын
I dont get it......
@KSIJuniorMajeed
@KSIJuniorMajeed 4 жыл бұрын
@@neosson3256 fr
@four-twenty4205
@four-twenty4205 4 жыл бұрын
Neos Son - Seriously?
@hardrightturn7502
@hardrightturn7502 4 жыл бұрын
What am I missing here? Ed Norton what?
@isaacvasquez7598
@isaacvasquez7598 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is a freaking savage 😂😂 “Jim Crow” “Bruce whatcha talking about Willis” “Lesbian on the way to prom”
@keelahrose
@keelahrose 4 жыл бұрын
Lost it on the Jim Crow line!! OMFG
@alexxxdlc7667
@alexxxdlc7667 4 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get the Jim Crow comment lol but I bet it’s funny !
@emmadrauer814
@emmadrauer814 4 жыл бұрын
Alejandro De La Cruz Jim Crow laws were racist laws the south made after the civil war to keep society mostly the same & segregated
@nytey540
@nytey540 4 жыл бұрын
It was the name of the segregation laws
@John0500
@John0500 3 жыл бұрын
Many years ago, farmers used to drop alcohol in the corn so that when the crows came to eat it they got drunk and could not fly. Then the farmer would come a hit them with a club and kill them. That was the origin of the all jim crow thing. The racist remark was " dance, jim crow, dance " relating to the crows.
@jerrypolete5258
@jerrypolete5258 4 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis is the shit the legend of action films. My uncle met him at a bar one time. He said Bruce Willis walked in and sat at the bar next to him and ordered a drink like he was one of the locals. I wish I could have been there that would have been awesome. That’s a once in a lifetime memory right there.
@masudghedi468
@masudghedi468 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is literally the goat of roasts mans Too funny
@Jaguar1314
@Jaguar1314 3 жыл бұрын
Check out Greg Giraldo, RIP, he in my opinion was the best.
@emmettervin
@emmettervin 2 жыл бұрын
@@Jaguar1314 he had a brilliant mind with impeccable timing. 🙏🏽
@joediaa5993
@joediaa5993 5 жыл бұрын
"That Christopher Walken impression is so old, Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it!" LMAOOOO!!!
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682 5 жыл бұрын
Joe Diaa was that 2 man making out?
@kitten7669
@kitten7669 4 жыл бұрын
that was the best😂😂😂😂
@WarlordRising
@WarlordRising 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross roasting celebrities is like Christmas for stand up.
@KM-uk2md
@KM-uk2md 3 жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis has to be pretty cool to tell Jeffrey Ross not to hold back.
@michiganmike001
@michiganmike001 2 жыл бұрын
Now he has mental problems
@dividepaths
@dividepaths Жыл бұрын
Bruce Willis has never spoken to Jeff Ross.
@hydrazombie
@hydrazombie Жыл бұрын
@@dividepaths did you not watch the whole video
@keakjm
@keakjm 2 жыл бұрын
“I can’t wait to see your next project, Die Hard six, natural causes” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 DEAD!
@Luzalvarez
@Luzalvarez 4 жыл бұрын
Die hard 6: natural causes 😂😂💀💀 truly ended me
@arion9696
@arion9696 3 жыл бұрын
I dont get it
@knightlitee
@knightlitee 3 жыл бұрын
Arion because bruce willis is getting old and it’s a joke saying he’s so old , he will die hard of natural causes lol
@arion9696
@arion9696 3 жыл бұрын
Goat - what do you mean
@arion9696
@arion9696 3 жыл бұрын
Goat - I didn’t get the joke till now
@arion9696
@arion9696 3 жыл бұрын
Goat - right so don’t say I am slow
@vanmorgan1867
@vanmorgan1867 4 жыл бұрын
“You look like a bouncer at a nursing home” Lmfao
@FernServesGod
@FernServesGod 3 жыл бұрын
It’s funny cause it true. Lmao.
@Lollita23
@Lollita23 3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@mr.cooper656
@mr.cooper656 2 жыл бұрын
Ross is the absolute 👑 of roasts. It takes an extremely talented, open minded, creative person to be able to roast every different type of person, especially in being consistent. He will always go down in history as the most edgy, vicious roaster. If you’re not familiar, go to revisit all of his roast, theirs literally something for everyone.
@Los150
@Los150 3 жыл бұрын
The “Jim Crow” joke on Lil Rel got me 😂
@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial
@HipsterBlackMetalOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross the only guy left in the roasts that's still funny.
@KingLouis420th
@KingLouis420th 4 жыл бұрын
He is the roasts he ain’t got nothin else to do so I’d hope he’d be funny lol
@user-cw1hl2ne1c
@user-cw1hl2ne1c 4 жыл бұрын
He’s been touring with Dave Atell and they dropped a Netflix miniseries/special recently so no, roasts aren’t the only thing he has going on
@MissSimone02
@MissSimone02 4 жыл бұрын
@@user-cw1hl2ne1c you missed the joke
@NEpatriots88
@NEpatriots88 4 жыл бұрын
Anthony Jeselnik is also great, I don’t know why he quit doing them. RIP Greg Giraldo, he was the best of all time in my opinion
@Aarameshi
@Aarameshi 4 жыл бұрын
I guess thats why they gave him a whole vid from this roast just based on the other celebrities hes the only one whose even got jokes lol
@5burowz
@5burowz 5 жыл бұрын
Bruce's kids can really take one on the chin.
@ytmndan
@ytmndan 5 жыл бұрын
I’d like to rest my balls on their chins.
@sammysung3326
@sammysung3326 5 жыл бұрын
@@ytmndan 😂😂😂
@donniebrasco7305
@donniebrasco7305 5 жыл бұрын
5burowz these nuts would be more than happy to rest against their chin !!
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682 5 жыл бұрын
That takes me 1 minute to laugh
@kdoty
@kdoty 4 жыл бұрын
Or two
@bernlin2000
@bernlin2000 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff always knocks it out of the park at these roasts, that's why he's the Roastmaster General!
@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly
@MigPlz91LivestreamOnly 4 жыл бұрын
Kevin Pollacks reaction was priceless
@brohan914
@brohan914 5 жыл бұрын
I love how well the jokes landed with Ed Norton. He was loving it!
@khloegl7051
@khloegl7051 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross killing it like always. He saved the roast. Comedy Central needs to give him more money.
@tmx8686
@tmx8686 5 жыл бұрын
whitney e couldn't agree more
@gregsoon521
@gregsoon521 5 жыл бұрын
Nicki Glaser is really good too.
@samuelstensgaard4828
@samuelstensgaard4828 4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, they give him a place to live when he's not roasting
@anonym58063
@anonym58063 Жыл бұрын
Disagree, Dom Irrera stole the show
@wymy1412
@wymy1412 Жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross can never be cancelled. The Guy is bullet proof! Love the guy.
@davidb6973
@davidb6973 2 жыл бұрын
The amazing thing about Jeff Ross is coming freestyle with many of his jokes. Spur of the moment genius. My favorite all time roaster.
@JeffKaste
@JeffKaste 2 жыл бұрын
agreed
@Bubbles99718
@Bubbles99718 Жыл бұрын
Seen him in interviews, he is naturally funny but he says he spends a ton of time preparing for this
@torikol1045
@torikol1045 5 жыл бұрын
"Die Hard 6: Natural Causes" 🤣
@sentientcurse7478
@sentientcurse7478 5 жыл бұрын
Haha
@michaltaft2972
@michaltaft2972 5 жыл бұрын
Haha very good 😂
@metallicak5
@metallicak5 5 жыл бұрын
This guy has perfect comedic timing. I laughed my ass off.
@mitchellurlacher5075
@mitchellurlacher5075 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross looks like Dana White after having a stroke.
@scc61201
@scc61201 3 жыл бұрын
You tried
@dorianurem6203
@dorianurem6203 3 жыл бұрын
hahahhaha thats a good one
@kreativkeem6864
@kreativkeem6864 3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@yanicyoda4762
@yanicyoda4762 3 жыл бұрын
good one 🤣🤣
@mikekillagreen9432
@mikekillagreen9432 3 жыл бұрын
@@scc61201 ...and failed
@pho3nix-
@pho3nix- 3 жыл бұрын
Edward Norton just enjoying it. Cool guy.
@Z4J3B4NT
@Z4J3B4NT 2 жыл бұрын
He is a genius of some sort... But if you knew anything about him, you wouldn't call him a cool guy. At least not "cool" as in calm. There is a reason he disappeared from the acting scene so fast after doing some of the most iconic acting ever.
@Hello-there120
@Hello-there120 2 жыл бұрын
@@Z4J3B4NT Do tell
@philocan426
@philocan426 2 жыл бұрын
@Fugly Muppet yeah but he actually improves the scripts and makes whatever he’s in better. Those other two are just cry babies. There is a difference.
@aaronaustin9814
@aaronaustin9814 2 жыл бұрын
@Fugly Muppet idk about Charlize she was literally in a million ways to die In the west anyone in that movie can’t be too hard to work with
@wazgoodjj
@wazgoodjj 2 жыл бұрын
@@Z4J3B4NT what are you, his publicist? Are you the casting agent behind the scenes? I love how everyone reads Variety and suddenly they know everything about the inside business...😒😒😒
@DehumanizingSounds
@DehumanizingSounds 5 жыл бұрын
He murdered Cybill Shepherd. That line made me pause that shit for a few minutes. Brutal.
@duewhit310
@duewhit310 4 жыл бұрын
I know right. Shes almost 70.
@hellohello9400
@hellohello9400 4 жыл бұрын
She was so fucking salty about it
@truballa103
@truballa103 4 жыл бұрын
I threw my collar bone when I heard that 😂😂😂
@pseudonymphmusic7721
@pseudonymphmusic7721 4 жыл бұрын
They got bad blood lol.
@latinace1981
@latinace1981 4 жыл бұрын
What a horrible name. "Cybill"
@stormchild7418
@stormchild7418 4 жыл бұрын
When the older man spit water or whatever he was drinking out, I laughed so hard, soda pop came out of my nose!
@zykovii1868
@zykovii1868 4 жыл бұрын
@Marco Huevo Cause someone doesn't know Kevin Pollack? I am sure you don't know many german actor's or french actors or foreign films for that matter. Get over it lol. Don't be an old ornery bastard.
@flowers379_
@flowers379_ 4 жыл бұрын
@Stormchild74, that is Kevin Pollack. He was also on that sitcom "Mom" but i cant blame you, i notice there are so many famous people that i dont really know either. I mean you cant know every celeb...
@ricopine303
@ricopine303 4 жыл бұрын
He was just trying to be funny but it came off cringy because we all know that only happens in movies...
@LunarSault23
@LunarSault23 4 жыл бұрын
Same his reaction was priceless
@chancereally
@chancereally 4 жыл бұрын
I know that shit hurt
@rsm8995
@rsm8995 3 жыл бұрын
„My pal Lil Rel is here“ As soon as he heard that, my mans started to grasp for the cross on his neck
@anthonyzullo
@anthonyzullo 3 жыл бұрын
"Who do you play? Jim crow?" I'm done! Jeff is roast master for a reason!
@denzelagbettor
@denzelagbettor 4 жыл бұрын
“Bruce whatchu talkin bout Willis” LMAOOOOO
@sshelbz
@sshelbz 4 жыл бұрын
Edward Norton is just having the best time
@alfioreyesledda8817
@alfioreyesledda8817 2 жыл бұрын
He really likes the actor jokes
@riveraharper8166
@riveraharper8166 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah. I love that Norton is cracking up on every jokes. :D
@whoisjukes
@whoisjukes 2 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is really incredible. His jokes are brilliant and his delivery is excellent. Hope I can meet him one day!
@ibreezsaleem2293
@ibreezsaleem2293 3 жыл бұрын
“ you think kim jong un is a nice person and he thinks you’re scottie pippen “ 🤣🤣🤣
@RollingOrmond
@RollingOrmond 4 жыл бұрын
3:42 - I don't think anyone noticed he said "Joseph Boredom Levitt."
@rickyadames7714
@rickyadames7714 4 жыл бұрын
I know. They all clapped. Lmao
@pasandesilva2295
@pasandesilva2295 4 жыл бұрын
I thought I misheard it😂
@barrettsuniverse
@barrettsuniverse 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross wins!
@eshankulkarni2843
@eshankulkarni2843 3 жыл бұрын
i noticed
@deathb4bondage558
@deathb4bondage558 3 жыл бұрын
i did
@sirgobbledygook
@sirgobbledygook 5 жыл бұрын
Loved how much Norton was enjoying this!
@TheWalterHWhite
@TheWalterHWhite 2 жыл бұрын
Cancel two shifts at Macaroni Grill 😂😂😂.
@farlyblitzkrieg
@farlyblitzkrieg 3 жыл бұрын
"Die Hard 6 Natural Causes".. I just can't
@rafaelmogollon8160
@rafaelmogollon8160 4 жыл бұрын
"That Christopher Walken impression is so old that Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it"
@jacobgomez5605
@jacobgomez5605 2 жыл бұрын
That spit take got me 😭😂
@MONSTERaider
@MONSTERaider 4 жыл бұрын
The Oscar statue joke killed me 😂😂😂
@Thesuppcabinet
@Thesuppcabinet 4 жыл бұрын
“Die hard 6 natural causes” 😂😂
@jerrypolete5258
@jerrypolete5258 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is the roasting King. He’s the pioneer of roasting.
@coolmoe3289
@coolmoe3289 5 жыл бұрын
Elvis went down on you? Alright... Hell Yeah.. "You'd think ah Hound Dog would have ah better sense of Smell" I'm LMAO 🤣😂🤣😂
@eshswam
@eshswam 5 жыл бұрын
Angry Birds 2. Who are you playing Jim Crow? I am Dead crying lmfao..
@vash7274
@vash7274 5 жыл бұрын
thats messed up!
@xodus2580
@xodus2580 5 жыл бұрын
V.A.S.H called humor
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby
@HeyMyLifeIsLibby 5 жыл бұрын
eshswam that is Dean Martin worthy type shit. 😂👏🙌
@nicolas4377
@nicolas4377 5 жыл бұрын
hahah yeah I know that joke was so funny and I totally get it, but could you please explain it, not to me, just for those who didn't get it (not me)
@eshswam
@eshswam 5 жыл бұрын
The joke is because there is a bird character in Disneys dumbo named Jim Crow, and there is a form of racist segregation called Jim Crow. Since its Angry Birds and its about birds he asked if he was playing Jim Crowe. (edit, there is more to explain soon)
@arthurmuniz506
@arthurmuniz506 9 ай бұрын
You can clearly see how much Jeff admires Ed Norton(as everyone should); he tells his jokes and immediately looks at Ed EVERY TIME to see is he's laughing.
@hkmuzikinc2125
@hkmuzikinc2125 5 жыл бұрын
The Jim Crowe joke had me physically dying
@CDEEZ03
@CDEEZ03 4 жыл бұрын
Had a nice cringy laugh
@frydsaman6857
@frydsaman6857 4 жыл бұрын
that was the best one, so clever
@alphatron6722
@alphatron6722 4 жыл бұрын
When was this joke I didn't find it
@rero1519
@rero1519 4 жыл бұрын
Sounded racist to me maybe it flew over my head could someone explain ?
@rero1519
@rero1519 4 жыл бұрын
michael lee oh ok lol I thought I wasn’t getting something 😂 thanks bro
@youranimemania
@youranimemania 4 жыл бұрын
6:24 When you’re laughing in class and the teacher turns around suddenly.
@karasay__01
@karasay__01 4 жыл бұрын
Good one lol
@cherokeeconcrete1986
@cherokeeconcrete1986 4 жыл бұрын
Hell Yea..Don't wanna have that one on one talk after class dismisses
@DabuDave
@DabuDave 4 жыл бұрын
pay attention in class DAMN
@yungdghoncho7789
@yungdghoncho7789 3 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@NOMADinteractive
@NOMADinteractive 2 жыл бұрын
To be roasted by Jeff Ross is probably some kind of award
@isaiahtowers1865
@isaiahtowers1865 3 жыл бұрын
No one talking about the “Jim crow” omggg🤭😂
@youness7687
@youness7687 4 жыл бұрын
Bruce : *gets roasted* Also Bruce : *gives a weird look*
@zebracakez1621
@zebracakez1621 4 жыл бұрын
What look are you supposed to have ? Lol
@floordoctor
@floordoctor 3 жыл бұрын
WTF is the comment? Dumb. Even worse....people like it. Hmm
@OnAWireStudios
@OnAWireStudios 5 жыл бұрын
06:00 "That Christopher Walken impression is so old Ashton Kutcher tried to marry it." TEARS! XD XD XD XD
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682
@greatgreatgreatgreatjustin5682 5 жыл бұрын
TheSnowmann will i join in for a fun dating experience simulator
@chuckie14469
@chuckie14469 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is the king of Roasts! Such a savage 😂❤️
@abbas1ne
@abbas1ne 4 жыл бұрын
Some one needs to say “then after I roast them, they clap like I just saved their career”
@fabooshka
@fabooshka 4 жыл бұрын
Bro good one hahaha!
@reallynotmateo8805
@reallynotmateo8805 4 жыл бұрын
boooooo
@houseofmatrix6174
@houseofmatrix6174 5 жыл бұрын
Legendary the Jimmy Crowe joke was genius
@samjordan8800
@samjordan8800 2 жыл бұрын
Whoa. He didn't just roast Bruce Willis, he roasted anybody crazy enough to sit *near* Bruce! Yippee Kai Yay!
@thl205
@thl205 2 жыл бұрын
This was actually the nicest and most wholesome Comedy Central roast overall
@fastsean9
@fastsean9 4 жыл бұрын
Best part of this is seeing Edward Norton laugh. He seems like a sad guy lol
@Youtuber-lv6eh
@Youtuber-lv6eh 4 жыл бұрын
He is a major comic lover
@mikekillagreen9432
@mikekillagreen9432 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that's why they fired him from playing The Hulk
@MikeBrownLegend
@MikeBrownLegend 2 жыл бұрын
I am Jack's laughing tearducts.
@shashashashadowbannedbud4371
@shashashashadowbannedbud4371 2 жыл бұрын
@@MikeBrownLegend we're the ones that protect you while you sleep...oh, jeez his balhz are ice cold
@TooShots
@TooShots 5 жыл бұрын
Lmfao that Jim Crow line was brilliant
@QueenJneeuQ
@QueenJneeuQ 4 жыл бұрын
It was the most clever joke
@roccoxxxx1
@roccoxxxx1 4 жыл бұрын
I wish we could have the integral version of Jimmy Carr's roast of Rob Lowe. That was so brutal that you actually can't find it anywhere, apart from an audio only version
@mrmjb1960
@mrmjb1960 2 жыл бұрын
He is the Don Rickles of this era!
@tzughfd9175
@tzughfd9175 5 жыл бұрын
jeff delivers as usauall...great stuff
@DreamRust
@DreamRust 5 жыл бұрын
Tzu Ghfd usauall?
@tzughfd9175
@tzughfd9175 5 жыл бұрын
Dream - Rust grammar police strikes usually
@Jordan-ln9rp
@Jordan-ln9rp 4 жыл бұрын
Is there any unreleased footage of Ed Norton's reaction to every joke? He's just over there in stitches lol
@GBLynden
@GBLynden 3 жыл бұрын
Bruce took it like a champ! 👊🏻💥👊🏻
@y.r._
@y.r._ 4 жыл бұрын
OH my god that Jim Crowe Joke is pure savage
@BernardoFlor_Krio
@BernardoFlor_Krio 5 жыл бұрын
The only roaster that night
@joecoe4416
@joecoe4416 5 жыл бұрын
Bernardo Flor Dom Irrera destroyed.
@David-vi7ef
@David-vi7ef 5 жыл бұрын
Eric Burkheimer im straighter than pole your dad dances on
@stephenkirk1024
@stephenkirk1024 5 жыл бұрын
"You'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" 🙊😱😂🤣😂 top drawer
@dontworrydehappy7104
@dontworrydehappy7104 2 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross has such a natural talent for roasting! Lol
@tahmid1847
@tahmid1847 3 жыл бұрын
I died when he said "Die hard 6- natural causes"
@Novous
@Novous 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross has amazing dedication. He went out of his way to look like a fat Bruce Willis. Incredible.
@t.n.9508
@t.n.9508 5 жыл бұрын
I only watch these roasts for Jeff Ross part 😁
@martinplaybook
@martinplaybook 5 жыл бұрын
T. N. Same
@gator9339
@gator9339 5 жыл бұрын
Same
@mhalmazyad6
@mhalmazyad6 2 жыл бұрын
That’s why his the RoastMaster General 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@LeelowBeatz
@LeelowBeatz 2 жыл бұрын
JEFF ROSS IS INCREDIBLEY HILARIOUS 100
@PatrickGeorge97
@PatrickGeorge97 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross has some of the most simple yet hilarious roasts, it almost sounds like he thinks about his jokes for 2 minutes tops. Even the most respected comedians think he’s the goat roaster
@rossdiamondthief6627
@rossdiamondthief6627 5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross was the only one who actually “roasted” everyone and not just told stories about Bruce.
@bigwillie5717
@bigwillie5717 2 жыл бұрын
When is Jeff Ross going to be the roastee? Now THAT will be must-watch TV!!!
@laurenwarren8101
@laurenwarren8101 3 жыл бұрын
Jeff's best performance, classic, never stopped punching. Every 3rd joke was a knockout punch. "Lesbian going to Prom." Damn son, that's brutal.
@sabonesjones
@sabonesjones 4 жыл бұрын
Omg the Elvis one "you'd think a hound dog would have a better sense of smell" dude he totally destroyed everyone! Lol just look at all their faces when it's their turn, their feelings are hurt lmao.
@Scyber_Official
@Scyber_Official 5 жыл бұрын
"A quote from the video!"
@Mykidshistory
@Mykidshistory 5 жыл бұрын
Here I am laughing at that quote!
@ali-zay
@ali-zay Жыл бұрын
I Love J.R. so Much. He is a straightforward, controversial, Perfect, and Funny AF. Insult Comedy at its Best. Love.
@marcileatherboots1
@marcileatherboots1 4 жыл бұрын
Jeff Ross is an amazing roaster. He does it so much and, as far as I know, doesn't repeat/reuse jokes--that takes talent.
@alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122
@alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122 5 жыл бұрын
Boy do I miss Greg Giraldo for these roasts! He was the KING. He would have destroyed Bruce and everyone else.
@JeanClaudeYoung
@JeanClaudeYoung 5 жыл бұрын
Dustin Noobs hell yeah greg and jeff always killed it They took no prisoners They were str8 savages when they came up to the mic
@alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122
@alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122 5 жыл бұрын
This dais was terrible for the Willis roast. Jeff was the only funny roaster! Where's Lisa Lampanelli? Where's Anthony Jeselnik? Where's Nick DiPaolo? Where's Gilbert? They could have got better talent. It's pretty bad when Martha Stewart is one of the best performances lol
@JeanClaudeYoung
@JeanClaudeYoung 5 жыл бұрын
I agree bro they didnt have a good line up for this one i only came for Jeff
@alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122
@alexandriaocasio-whoretez5122 5 жыл бұрын
Jean Claude Young Yea Ross is the last of a dying breed.
@pim5490
@pim5490 5 жыл бұрын
HAPPY ROAST BRUCE!
@pim5490
@pim5490 5 жыл бұрын
David Be careful🤓😋
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