Peanut's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas | JEFF DUNHAM

[@ShaDHP23]

The best part is seeing Guitar Guy try not to laugh

[@harlowitter3060]

And Jeff himself keeps cracking a smile.

[@rangerwill]

He's over in the corner dying.

[@Richet125]

Yep, he starts to show it near the end smiling a little bit

[@ELCADAROSA]

Brian “Guitar Guy” Haner must have had a difficult time not busting out laughing during that bit.

[@holycow3890]

Guitar guy does awesome job staying in character.🤣

[@thomaslagan1861]

I love this because it's so funny and it feels like the puppet is not being controlled and it seems like it has its own personality

[@introvert211]

ITZ thomas His name is Peanut

[@thomaslagan1861]

Nicole ino

[@thegamingvault4272]

+Rhino55 you

[@thegamingvault4272]

+Rhino55 flick my bean

[@garyevans4516]

Its Thomas wait that was a puppet

[@nataliehousholder8532]

"The night before Christmas Part 2 Santa's onto dialysis and he's missing a leg" I was dying. I love Peanut

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

Gamer's Life and all his dollies have poliosis...

[@brookenicodemus2590]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@everettgrover9459]

and all his little dollies have polio-sis

[@sarahmcmann5253]

Natalie Housholder I love Peanut too

[@Cyclonix_official8699]

What's the time stamp

[@codypeterson1326]

Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse Mouse? You wish, you're in an apartment that's a rat My favorite part

[@jukebox_draws]

+Cody Peterson mine to

[@Dinofan219]

Cody Peterson same

[@akirarose3947]

Hes not wrong

[@kjprodouctions9050]

@@akirarose3947 I like to imagine that in my version, it would start like this. 'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring except Jerry mouse.' Get the joke.😄

[@Hecata_Harbinger]

I gotta say, I like Peanut's version better than the original

[@TaurusAnimations-z6x]

Yes needs to be a book

[@charinagoodman3608]

Ikr lol

[@johnathanshadowhunter8801]

his version is way better

[@davidhays6286]

I LIKE PEANUTS AND WALTERS

[@leeannthompson5288]

Yes I guess it a bet

[@killer92173]

"Sally, what's in yours?" "NUTS, and mommy says they're magically delicious!"

[@harrygoldsmith7225]

He meant testicals

[@killer92173]

You think I don't know that? lol

[@nicfortt1657]

Oh man

[@ptsgamingandvlogz2956]

Luke Wilson well your the pervert eating out your own jock strap

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

That would be a pervs dream. Instead of stockings on Xmas eve they use jockstraps and they get filled with a sub of dirty magazines, sex toys, and posters of women from sports illustrated.

[@BaconWrappedCupcake]

I feel like Jeff always plays a game of "How long before I can make Guitar Guy laugh." ♥♥

[@robertsmithii6947]

and everyone was insinuating that Guitar Guy does drugs

[@ziiofswe]

I've seen a video where he does lose it. Thought it was this one at first...

[@jasonlachapelle5061]

it is this it's when calmed says all his dolls have polosous

[@ziiofswe]

Nope, seen another one where he _really_ lets go. (Either that, or my memory is broken...)

[@ziiofswe]

Ok, found it on the DVD, it's with Achmed, not Peanut. _Both_ guys pretty much loses it there for a while... :) Achmed even says "This is where Jeff makes up crap just to make Guitar Guy laugh."

[@a3grimreaper]

Every time Peanut interrupts... look at Guitar Guy.

[@bryanjjones4163]

+Megan Maclean élève trying not to laugh

[@abomination3287]

that face though

[@charleymccarthy4114]

The show was so funny with Guitar Guy!

[@justwaffles1482]

a3grimreaper penut was pissing him off-fa-fa

[@muirghealmurray9340]

*I'm just trying to include everybody!!!* *Tis it?*

[@ninadita1]

Peanut:"They have to buzz his ass in." xD

[@acelister16]

ღNinaditaღ ugh ughhhh Santa Claus

[@escargooncominatya4732]

"In all through the apartments Not a creature was stirring"

[@unknownEXE-ng4fz]

@@escargooncominatya4732 except for the asshole in 2B,they're drunk n hitting each other with menorahs

[@abox8362]

Ruby Wøøds oy vey

[@unknownEXE-ng4fz]

@@abox8362 that Jewish for holy shit

[@LchanOtakudom]

0:09 I love that little double take Peanut does when he says something that is shocking! He looks at Jeff and his head barely moves to one side! I can't stop laughing!

[@courage1363]

Me too

[@vv01dy]

I know

[@conwayelsass4165]

Completely agree, but why not bring a pile of attention to her and force their hand. Even if was jokingly, he'd easily be able to show their bias as the media wouldn't say a word all while going clear back to highschool to find an overdue library book for any potato appointed

[@rickbrim1589]

Same 😂 i thought i was the only one!

[@AmaletzTheShark]

When a ventriloquist is so good, his own puppet is making him laugh

[@robertsmithii6947]

I like the looks on Jeff's face when the puppets say something crude and/or insulting. It's like "I don't believe you just said that"

[@MatthewvMayo]

And who knows how the guitar guy managed to keep going instead of dying laughing.

[@davidhays6286]

RIGHT

[@ayysavy892]

What are you talking about he is not saying anything

[@harlowitter3060]

@@ayysavy892 no but he kept cracking a smile

[@milosstepanovic336]

Even Jef FF lost it to his own jokes.. How cool is that... lol

[@mikemcgough6291]

These apartment children are on drugs

[@bigh7136]

Mike McGough oy vei, that’s Jewish for holy sh*t.

[@rolandroy6885]

That's when you know your good!!

[@nugflem3026]

(lives in a apartment) Peanut:How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments Uncle Jeffyy?? Me: YEAH UNCLE JEFF HOW DO THEY GET INTO THE APARMTENTS??!?

[@nugflem3026]

Sabrina Kitty The 'what if' meme dude

[@billycarter2818]

How does Santa get to kids who dont have chimneys uncle jeffy?

[@josephnunez4719]

+MatthewDaelin lol my fab part

[@ediegillan2950]

Johnson falling down today to live

[@madkittyjoey70]

+ZoeyDraws "They have to buzz his ass in."

[@fourxslayter]

Honestly, Peanut really knows the life: Jeff: He sprang to his sleigh to his team gave a whistle- Peanut: Gotta go quick cuz theres a cop with a pistol.

[@LiyemEanapay]

Peanut is my spirit animal

[@aubreeprice4132]

Liam Green same here

[@merc5333]

Liam Green I think of him as my son. He's just so perfect.😂😄💖

[@jessebell9851]

Amen brother

[@haberak3310]

smartassry?

[@rickbrim1589]

Same LOL 😂

[@subjectdelta4758]

Jeff: 'Twas... Peanut: Hold it. Who the hell says 'Twas! Jeff: its in the story Peanut: It's old and Stupid 😂😂😂😂

[@moviewriter93]

Subject Delta Tis it? 😂

[@rosetemizyuz9849]

😂😂😂😂

[@theresarayner5726]

But all the Jews did go to the movies because they saw a guy with a Hitler stache

[@BappO-is-me]

Tis it?

[@EricFletcher2005]

“Twas”! Sorry I have to ;-;

[@princessnightmareplaysmc7866]

Funny parts) Jeff- And the stockings were hung with the chimney with care Peanut - And I believe the room could use some fresh air Peanut - Uh uh Santa clause Peanut- Sally what's in yours NUTS Peanut - And the mom said there magicly delicious

[@adamuzumaki98]

4:29 Fat, drinking and driving, in a furry gay outfit. Covered In soot, he's smoking, and you let into the house. Because he said he had something for your kids. 😀😀😆😆😆😆😆😂😂

[@annagrace21]

Adam Rosario 😂😂😂

[@ptsgamingandvlogz2956]

Adam Rosario if i were you I'd check his ID and tazer his fatass How fat is this guy anyway Everyone leaves a plate of cookies How bout leaving a plate of isolince how bout this Night before Christmas part 2 santa is on dialysis and he's missing a leg

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

Adam Rosario makes me question my parents raising techniques...

[@isaiahmccartt5012]

Braking a inery it is braking a inery so wood tazer his fst ass bruzzzzzzzzzzzz brattttttfftt i got tazd buzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[@elementalsgami1]

@@ptsgamingandvlogz2956 ...and all the little dollies have poliosis.

[@copperfox3494]

Mouse? You wish! You're in an apartment; that's a rat!

[@cossy5316]

chaoticwinds Loved that part XD

[@garyevans4516]

chaoticwinds rats are outside mice are inside

[@shawnhuff7817]

CopperFox good one

[@stephenclayton7125]

I love tha jok so very funny that I can not stop laughing out loud at it lots.

[@DynamiteChris006]

CopperFox furry gay outfit

[@istan7crackheadsbts702]

Jeff: It's tradition. Peanut: Tis it. LMAO

[@tylerkulchinsky2167]

At some points in his specials I actually forget it's Jefafa talking and Peanut isn't alive.

[@fatchicken18]

It feels like it's not just him (and sometimes Guitar Guy) on stage.

[@robertsmithii6947]

and Peanut likes to remind everyone that it's Jeff talking

[@fozzypeppermint919]

What do you mean peanut isn't alive?

[@CowboysNo1Fan]

Fozzy Peppermint He is when Jeff is not controlling him.

[@terrikeller3991]

I'm glad its not just me! 🤣

[@dannythemysterious8221]

This is hands down one of my favorite scenes in all of Jeff Dunham. No matter how many times I watch it I can't stop laughing

[@sarahmcmann5253]

Danny the Mysterious me neither

[@Cl0wnc0rpze]

I love how, Jeff is always trying to get Guitar guy to laugh, and Guitar guy tries so hard not too... LOL

[@tbeller80]

They both break character during that show when he brings out Achmed. They have to stop the skit for a minute because Jeff couldn't keep a straight face after one of his jokes.

[@stanleyusher6194]

The poliosis part........guaranteed to make you pee yourself laughing

[@pokemonrules7140]

Well anyone with poliosis ... LOL!!!! I loved Alchmed

[@robertsmithii6947]

poor Guitar Guy is trying so hard not to laugh

[@charleymccarthy4114]

Jeff was best with Guitar Guy

[@mv2164]

"Merry Christmas to all oh crap I over your bike" I just couldn't stop laughing XD

[@melaniesigmon4962]

Ran over* sorry I had to

[@SunnyGirl_1030]

Peanut: At least the tradition wasn't jock-stapes. "Hey Sally what's in yours.?" "Nuts. And mommy says their magically delious!" Made me laugh so had I almost peed myself😅

[@michelleomara3928]

the man with the guitar looks like he's trying like really really really really really really hard not to laugh

[@TipSpy]

Santas gonna bring me a G.I. Joe... And a BONG

[@bigyaum]

It's daddy and the three hoes

[@Saiint15]

TipSpy I choked on my drink at that

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

This is a good try not 2 laugh or grin challenge.

[@michaelfernandez2296]

@@Saiint15 wassx

[@raymondpoellot2290]

3:16

[@yukimarusword]

Liberals: "It's impossible to make an inclusive joke offensive." Peanut: "Hold my Nyquil and Red Bull."

[@rosierose9787]

Offense is taken,not given so anyone who gets offended by this does not have much of a sense of humor and takes things WAY too personally. On that note, change liberal to SJW because they’re the ones notorious for taking offense to everything

[@XXLSSBBW]

What Liberals and SJW's find offensive I find funny. Maybe that's why I'm happier then them.

[@rosierose9787]

XXLSSBBW you obviously don’t know that for a fact but go off dude

[@XXLSSBBW]

It was something I read on a t-shirt somewhere that really does hold some truth to it.

[@rosierose9787]

XXLSSBBW not really. You think it holds truth but that’s your opinion. Opinions are not facts. Just because you perceived people to be dumber, who happen to be liberals, doesn’t make it universally true. Statistically, people who are part of the Democratic Party tend to be better educated than those who belong to the Republican Party. Because those who are Democrats tend to be more liberal than conservative, liberals, on average, tend to have better educations than conservatives.

[@Phoinex64]

The guitarist is like "I don't get paid enough for this"

[@CantStayAway]

He has conversations with all of his puppets except Peanut - Jeff has ARGUMENTS with Peanut :P (Peanut's the only one he argues with, anybody else notice that?)

[@xXshadowkillerXx3]

Props to the guitar guy for not breaking out in laughter that must have taken some will

[@DEMONWOLFize]

PEANUT IS TOO FUNNY

[@usamazahid3882]

Next to Achmed.

[@usamazahid3882]

@Last Earthbender True, but in my opinon, both peanut and Achmed are the funniest to me.

[@imme5743]

1:40, Guitar Guy is trying so hard not to laugh! Guitar Guy: 'Must stay quiet, must stay quiet, must stay- ah hell!'

[@lesliearbogast1]

Peanut is fantastic as always. Thanks Jeff.

[@mrtko2010]

Peanut is funny As Shit Damn LMAO

[@cameronclarkhull]

"'Twas the night before Christmas..." "And all the Jews were at the movies" Gets me every time :D 😂

[@hunterivey]

That joke was funny 😂🤣

[@TaurusAnimations-z6x]

"Or eating chinese food"

[@daniwylie5271]

Same

[@ryanwebb309]

I'm just trying to include everybody!

[@dohvanetworksmith8882]

nuuuts.... guitar guy's face. i died, that did it, mostly a straight face then I lost it.

[@annagrace21]

Dohvanetwork Smith right!! it'd be so hard for me to keep a straight face to something like thst

[@Drake-ux4hw]

With mommy and handkerchief and my cap, had just settled down. FOR A BIG SNORT OF CRACK!!! Drake0306 just died of laughter XD

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

Drake0306 yup

[@u2yes1dnoedcpsabrinakittyb2]

Drake0306 Oh Guitar Guy, you’re in the story, too~ 😂😆🤣

[@tracylangsley4064]

Doesn't matter how many times I watch this part it always cracks me up

[@harleyquinn-iq7vd]

tracy langsley same

[@jessicajayes8326]

I saw this live in Minnesota in August. Laughed my head off!

[@SonicFan3642]

0:52 That change in tone between "How does Santa Claus get to the kids in the apartments, Uncle Jeffy?" and "They have to buzz his * * * in!" Gets me every time!

[@duongbroz5945]

*Jessie

[@LchanOtakudom]

I love that part!!

[@Wildcatevdog]

1:50 Jeff can barely keep it together it’s perfect

[@lozereli9613]

This is my new holiday tradition. I'll watch this every year.

[@lozereli9613]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@sweetpea2604]

“YOU ARE RUINING THIS STORY!” Nah I say he’s IMPROVING the story

[@bman3794]

So Jeff says whole trying not to laugh.

[@davidross5593]

Jeff is correct Peanut is ruining the story

[@abondvd8241]

Well your a pervert eating out of your own jock strap!

[@RooNexus62934]

“Well, you’re the pervert eating out of your own jockstrap!”

[@PeggyV69]

When I heard this years ago I laughed so hard I was crying. It still makes me laugh out loud--Hilarious! Peanut Rules!!

[@angelguardian1017]

HAHAHAHA that part of breaking and entering haha

[@ginantsfan5]

Peanut Is One Person You Don't What Reading Taws The Night Before Christmas To Yong Children!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But For Us Adults Its Funny As Hell!!!!!!!!!! Love Jeff Dunham And All His Crazy Curators!!!!!!!!!! No Mater How Many Times I Watch This I Laugh!!!!!!

[@Unoriginal_Fox]

"Sally, what's in yours?" "Nuts."

[@johnelam23]

Larry Productions “And Mommy says they’re magically delicious!”

[@jackdixon29jd]

He's Synyster Gates' Father, (Guitarist From A7X)

[@sodabecca123]

OMG this is hilarious! I still laugh when I watch this

[@uwuvivi]

I laugh every time i watch this shit!

[@nicolless51]

It's hard when you're trying to perform/tell a story/something another and you just can't stop laughing. Especially when you know what comes next or you're only laughing instinctively because everyone else is.

[@joshuabrooks4907]

A true comedy classic.

[@jamiefleury2026]

best version of this story ever. Peanut version is a trillion times better than the original version is the best ever.i love it. I never get tired of listening to it.

[@TomDeVito]

Jeff: And all through the apartments not a creature was starring..... Peanut: Expect for the asshole in 2B Hahahahahahahaha XD

[@dalelash2nd743]

Jeff is so good at what he does, I sometimes forget they're puppets!

[@margaretfoster3045]

It had to have been real hard for the guitar guy to keep from laughing. Lol. When Peanut said "Sally, what's in yours?... Nuts." I thought he would follow by saying "Chocolate covered nuts."

[@adamuzumaki98]

1:16 And all through the apartments, not a creature was stirring... Except for the assholes in 2B.

[@jeanniestewart7969]

They're drunk and hitting each other with menorahs.

[@raymondpoellot2290]

I chocked on my popcorn when I heard that

[@raymondpoellot2290]

@Liam Allbritton LMAO

[@nanobyte7654]

@@jeanniestewart7969 Oy Vey!

[@adamuzumaki98]

@@nanobyte7654That’s Jewish for “Holy shit.”

[@donnasiegel8400]

1:21 never fails to make me burst out laughing, this special is always a Christmas favorite!!

[@adamuzumaki98]

5:07 Can't wait to hear the story next year, "The Nightmare Before Christmas Part 2: Santa's On Dialysis and He's Missing a Leg".

[@Vinthechad]

"gotta a lil quick, cuz there's a cop with a pistol!" I'm rolling 😂

[@andrewmwells9606]

I love it when I see Jeff laughing at his own jokes!!

[@dylanadams4153]

YOUR THE BEST JEFF!

[@LuciferMornStar]

Lmfao! Peanut never fails. Walter is a close second! Who is the guitar player he looks familiar!

[@TheRealArtimusKnight]

I love Jeff because he makes light of sensitive topics. Like religious groups. It’s a feel good thing

[@aubreeprice4132]

so funny I'm laughing so hard I am crying and can't hardly breath

[@BobTheCaticorn]

Peanut is my favorite!!! He's so cute! Lol

[@faliure1323]

I love how the whole time the guitar guy and Jeff can’t help but laugh at some of the jokes.

[@anonymousotter4828]

3:16 Spat all over my sketchbook laughing to this crap.

[@wallys11000]

A sickening recondition of a charming Christmas Poem.

[@Zardeneta]

At least Guitar Guy was in the story

[@pokemonrules7140]

I LOVE THE PIC!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@Zardeneta]

Thx Pokemon Rules

[@wandaclark6796]

Vendetta Zardeneta

[@Zardeneta]

Wanda Clark

[@squallleonhart6288]

"Sally, whats in yours?" "Nuts! and Mommy says theyre magically delicious!~" pffftt HAHAHAHAHAA!~ XD

[@mikemcgough6291]

Peanut is my favorite puppet out of all of them in the world.

[@stephaniehildum5969]

this show is the best show ever

[@lenamartin5882]

this is the video that every time you watch it it never gets old

[@mechago98]

4:45 Guitar guy be like "SHIIIIITTTT".

[@twistedfilms1012]

The funniest things is about the guitar guy trying not to laugh i find it funny

[@1Meepman]

They censored "holes" but not "ass"? Wtf?

[@melaniesigmon4962]

Lol exactly

[@artvampiredragoness3265]

1Meepman I thought he said ass fuck....

[@nanobyte7654]

Whoever came up with this is an ass**** ? Ass. Hole? Ass**** TV makes perfect sense. LIKE IF YOU GET THE REFERENCE

[@CubsFan2023]

LMAO at Brian trying so hard not to laugh. The whole bit with him and Achmed is even funnier.

[@petefishes]

I recorded on vcr just after I got married. Was Jeff and peanut. The best to date ventriloquist i had seen since Edgar Bergen and Charlie McArthy and my fav Dum Dum . Jeff Rocks 30 years later . 🇺🇸🤘

[@dark_sky2338]

"With mommy in her (I don't know that word so i improvised) gown and me in my cap me and mommy had just settled down-" "For a big snort of crack awww guitar guy your in this story too!" Guitar guy- (gives him that shut the hell up face) Me- "ok... no it's not ok I'm dieing over here! 😂😂😂

[@mrj8242]

The night before Christmas part 2. Santa's on dialysis and he's missing a leg 😂😂😂😂 oh man I was rolling

[@RobRasoulpourblakeblink182]

4:41 GUITAR GUYS FACE IS PERFECT

[@Liam3072]

3:43 I genuinely spat out my coffee at that one.

[@nelaknight]

I can’t tell you how much I love Peanut,Jef fa fa and all the crazies! You guys make me laugh my bra off!

[@jacksterdrifter1500]

Peanut is best proof: he always gets him out last

[@jasesayy2959]

holy he's funny as hell

[@adamuzumaki98]

0:27 I’m just trying to include everybody! 😆😆😆

[@NRTheReaper]

It was funny how Jeff and the guitar guy couldn't not laugh at some of the jokes. They just couldn't hold it. So funny

[@meghanburgess1644]

I always love guitar guy at 4:44 with that look on his face. He is legitimately thinking about this shit.

[@goldenavenger5934]

"And all the Jews were at the movies... or eating Chinese food. What?! I'm just trying to include everybody!" LOL!

[@vissiny15]

2:03 mouse? you wish you're in an apartment that's a RAT

[@likeavillainnn]

"The night before Christmas Part 2 Santa's onto dialysis and he's missing a leg" LMAO I DIED AT THAT!

[@mariagrant3706]

Sooooo funny - I love Peanut ❤️ He is real isn't he 😂😂😂👍🏿🇦🇺

[@HavenKnight93]

1:07 EH EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SANTA CLAUS XDDD

[@vraptor1234]

"Sally what's in yours?" "Nuts." Couldn't stop laughing XD

[@cybercorrupter2207]

"And mommy says there magically delicious!"

[@bobby3h]

who watched this in 2014 on christmas?

[@brandonviles130]

Me

[@QC0NTINUUM]

meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@bobby3h]

yeah

[@thepurpleman4662]

Me

[@slendergirlvictoria]

The purple Man me too =) who do u like better? peanut, or achmed?

[@adambaker2232]

Through all of these... that guitar guy REALLY wants to kill those puppets.

[@TaurusAnimations-z6x]

Except Achmed

[@TingusPingus445]

Something about peanut just saying no while Jeff is speaking is comedy gold

[@t-bone8]

5:07 Can't wait To hear the story next year the night before Christmas part 2 Santa's on dialysis and he's missing a leg