Jehovah's Witnesses Have Dining Choices: The Governing Body's Table or the Table of Demons!

[@reginabasart5080]

I loved this example of King David, laughable. I need to listen to this again. Thank you for sharing

[@BianchiRoadshow]

"No, my first name ain't Baby. It's Janet -- Miss Jackson, if you're nasty." I loved that song! =)

[@murlepeterson6028]

Same here!! Forgot she took was raised as a JW ! Bet JW crew is part of the list from her brother's estate that gets checks from royalties !!

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

LOL! LOVE IT!!!!

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

@@murlepeterson6028 I picture the heavens dancing along

[@steventheheretic]

The sarcasm is strong with this one. Great job Stacy.

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

I've been in a mood lately!

[@AZrakoon]

The spiritual food the watchtower gives JWs, is the equivalent to McDonalds.

[@Biff-c5h]

There is a God! After I left my family for the truth (they left me is more accurate) four years later, I received my 100-fold - just like Jesus promised. Once my employer found out I was a witness, they tried to manage me out and they lost. Jehovah takes care of his people! Matthew 19:29 GNT And everyone who has left houses, or brothers, or sisters, or father, or mother, or wife, or children, or lands, on account of my name, shall receive a hundred-fold, and inherit eternal life. Also, I was set free from this wicked system! Jehovah frees his people from the hand of the wicked one. Jeremiah 15:20,21 NWT For I am with you, to save you and to deliver you,” is the utterance of Jehovah. 21 “And I will deliver you out of the hand of the bad ones, Never give up on the truth!

[@AZrakoon]

@Biff-c5h I never said God doesn't exist. I'm saying the JWs dont give you quality. God helps everyone as long as God thinks its reasonable.

[@Biff-c5h]

@@AZrakoon Have you chose your final destination? Let me know! Maybe Fire and Brimstone would be a good choice for you. It's got to be better than Eternal Punishment. Let me know which option you choose! READ BELOW ↓ Most Christian congregations claim that Jesus is God and will not even acknowledge Jehovah God's name. As a matter of fact, they hate God's name, and they are not going access to Jesus or receive everlasting life. Also, most Christian congregations refuse to comply with Jesus' New Commandments and The Model Prayer. The most important scriptures of all and they are not going to be saved!! Get a Bible that has God's name restored - instead of a pagan false religion Bible that has removed Jehovah God's name 6,828 places. All English Bibles say God's name is Jehovah (not Jesus). So, the correct English translation for the name JHWH or Yahweh is Jehovah. READ BELOW ↓ Below is a list of options for the wicked. A - Abyss B - Aionios C - Eternal Damnation D - Eternal Punishment E - Fiery Lake of Burning Sulfur F - Fire and Brimstone G - Gehenna H - Grave I - Hades J - Hell K - Inferno L - Limbo M - Lower World N - Pandemonium O - Pit P - Pyr Q - Shoel R - Tararus Their options are wide open, so they should choose carefully. Matthew 7:14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it. Have a nice day!

[@christinesotelo7655]

The “Truth” is, don’t join groups. Stay free. Independent or even Inter-dependent but don’t join a group. JWs is like a never-ending Home Owner Association Meeting, only no one protests, or asks questions. They simply obey and then gossip among themselves. So to the JW commenter, bless you in Faith, but stay away from all the GB regs, doctrines, and rules. You may not know yet, but some of those doctrines are dangerous. Now go eat some Lucky Charms. 😂❤

[@christinesotelo7655]

In the 70’s, I used to go door-to-door with my young fussing kids. I’d have to change roles quick-quick: at a door: “Armageddon is right around the corner!” To my little kids: “McDonald’s is right around the corner!” 😂

[@shaydenwadley]

Tuning in for my weekly feed with Stacey 😊 something funny happened today had a rental inspection ( when I got this property I was a Jdub the managing agents are witnesses from my old cong who got me the place .. well supposedly Jehovah got my approval lol ) so this sister comes in to inspect my property today I asked how she had been because we hadn’t spoken since I left ? She was very reluctant to speak to me .. very brief in her reply .. the nerve of these people once you leave .. she must of loved it my place was filled with Christmas decor etc I could see her trying to escape as quick as she could 😅 Such a loving bunch want to speak when your in once your out thrown to the kerb .. Anyway Stacey keep these beauties coming !!

[@murlepeterson6028]

WOW ! Amazed they even let you live there celebrating holidays !! Locally they get all hyper over a yard sale with items not in their system, complain of churches getting tax free not understanding nor believing the Halls are not taxed either ! Then kicker is my area most food pantries & intake offices for HEAP, , WIC , & other programs are in cheap rental church basement offices ( we're rural area) which the JW program sends the people to these offices to get help cuz they collect cash but don't even help their own !! Pizzez me to no end the double talk.

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

LOL, I love how likely uncomfortable she was....just insane that they can't treat people with respect and kindness. Imagine claiming you're trying to save EVERYONE, then treat you like that

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

@@murlepeterson6028 So true!

[@shaydenwadley]

@ Couldn’t believe her bet it will spread around the congregation not that I care lol . I remember her in field service once when my son was out with me we had an empty water bottle so I decided to fill it up and someone’s house from their outside tap when I got back into the car group she was like “ I would never do something like that !!” Well honey when my son is thirsty I’ll do whatever I can … lol . Thanks again for keeping the laughs coming bro

[@AnnekeWoodhouse]

YES, you snuck in our friend Noah again 😅 and WOW you sure extended self this time Stacey - well done / excellent breakdown of their ( GB) absurb ramblings. Greetings from NZ

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Thank you! I can't go a week without Noah...it's all about him! LOL! I used to have close JW friends from NZ....beautiful country!

[@JustWakeUp2704]

Great episode as usual. I would love to see you interview exjw’s you would do really well with it. 🙏🏾😊.

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Thank you so much!

[@JustWakeUp2704]

@ you’re welcome 😉

[@TheC.O.-VISIT]

Speaking of entertainment, let's talk about Bethel keg parties and GB members driving to Jersey to buy McAllen whiskey! Oh, the parties King Tony must have thrown!

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Legendary. Booze everywhere

[@tonywalker5538]

Movie Food Choice: Large Popcorn (extra butter) M&Ms (peanut) Lemonade &Raspberry 😊 Love your content Stacey...have a good week,😊

[@jackijax505]

Happy Monday everyone. Do I dare say …first? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@GubberWubber]

I give up😭😭 this is now urs: 👑

[@jackijax505]

Noooooo, keep trying!! You can do it! 😂😂

[@marianvantol4989]

It's been on my mind for a while now that the GB has taken the place of God. The whole religion is getting creepier. I mean seriously, I've been thinking more and more about Jonestown lately.😢

[@murlepeterson6028]

Jonestown has stood out to me also the more I listen to my neighbors as it's being really preached to them about directions might not make sense but you have to follow the Governing Body who would not lead them astray. !! I have never seen such a crew of obedient adults as they are lead like a farm animals thru chutes to sla..... Very sad . They don't dare, nor even think for themselves . Questions !!¿ Absolutely not . OMG YES !! The "" bodies"" of all these guys when they get called to " help" which none of it makes sense to me!! As for food, eating, most around here do plant based , doo not follow even basic nutrition. They are proud to keep weight under basic low end of medical charts. Especially the women. Sunken eyeballs, crepey paper dry skin long lanky arms, legs. The guys not much better , young ones especially due to over all more active. Junk food is out. They DO emphasize factual FOOD here right along with " Spiritual Food" ¡ Claiming that going t9 restaurants bends your mind !! Of course the money factor is brought up that it is better spent on spreading the JW words !! The thought of enjoying candy, sugar is devils work. OMG !! The Lucky Charms, talking animals are STILL HUGE locally !! Yep got the devil in it !! I just side eye !! Slippery slope I guess?? Consuming sugar ..... BUT their drinking is A--OK !! It is craycray !!

[@RebeccadeWinter-t1c]

I was on an elite board of old movie fans. Most of these people were professionals in the business. You had to know your stuff on that board. One of my buddies was a very important .an. His brother was a JW and he was worried about him. When that statement cam out I told him about that. He took it very seriously. I wouldn't be surprised if he was following this channel. There are people out there, people with influence hoping their families are not headed towards another Jonestown.

[@OhioPIMO]

It's estimated that around 1,000 JWs lose their lives to the unbiblical no-blood doctrine each year. In other words, this organization blood-guilt makes Jonestown look like child's play. They pull one off every 12 months and no one in the cult bats an eye.

[@vusimngomezulu2500]

Isaiah 8:10, 2thimoty 3:7-9, 2Peter 2:1-3.

[@greyberet1]

gb: god? We don’t need no stinkin’ god…

[@nicholsonlawrance5821]

King David really does sound like someone should admire!

[@AronBaddoPacas]

he was a stallion 🤭

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

he was quite a guy....I often wondered how his new life in paradise was going to go with all the women, babies and others he had killed for his mistakes. Awkward!

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

@@AronBaddoPacas LOL

[@cindyjohnson7883]

😅& they All live free on a luxurious Resort in upstate NY! Seriously, you have no "appetite" to Go Outside & Play, soak in All the Miracles laid at your feet?!? As an almost 80 yr old, i STILL lknow/love to Play, Walk, Run(when no one is looking, swing on the swings at the park(when its my turn)& go down the Big Slide. Go Outside & tell me it doesnt "fill" your Soul. Those creatures are insufferable!!!

[@ravenchan625]

Yay! I love going on a swing!!!! Soulmates. I 63

[@cindyjohnson7883]

@ravenchan625 one of the first experiences feeling like you're Flying!! 😁 So delightful to hear from a fellow "traveler" ! (yeah, I'm that crazy old woman hanging out in the park lol) Either on the swings or sat under a big tree reading- bliss!

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Well said.....nothing has been more enjoyable than being away from all of it!

[@DY2784]

@46:53, my Husband went several times to assist in building Warwick. He was dismayed at the extreme alcohol consumption inside Bethel... He was seriously spiritually affected, disappointed. In the Spanish Congs We've attended, alcohol is a HUGE problem. Hey, Noah was a drunk and had God's favor... 😅

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

It's rampant. It is easily the #1 problem/vice among JWs. I saw elders and their wives drunk on a regular basis. Baby showers, picnics....private homes....lots of alcohol everywhere

[@PL-tj5sd]

1:29 “Cook us a meal! Your life depends on it” 🍛 - Governing Body

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

LOL!

[@jackijax505]

This so reminds me of the Twilight episode, “To Serve Man”.

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Oooooh, classic episode!!

[@queen_of_flatulence]

Fun fact! Back in the 18th century, Frederick II of Prussia (also known as Frederick the Great) was looking for ways to feed his nation and lower the price of bread. He proposed the potato as a suitable new addition to the nation's diet. But peasants resisted growing it. They said that potatoes looked dirty and had no taste. So Frederick the Great rebranded the potato as a royal vegetable and planted a field of them outside his palace. He ordered his guards to protect the field, but to not be too vigilant so that curious locals could steal the crop. It worked, the people started stealing the potatoes and eating them.

[@christinesotelo7655]

I loved Marie Antoinette: “Let them eat cake!” 😂

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Love these type of facts! And I have to say....I LOVE potatoes!

[@Digidab]

This Table was as useable a very nice Dinner with pleasant Guests Thank You Stacey and greetings from the Netherlands !

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Thanks Digi! Wow, so fun to see friends from around the world here!

[@Beautyrest575]

We were always told not to listen to songs that glorify immorality. Then I read the Bible and read about all the immoral acts and people😁😀😄

[@adrian_9951]

That's what I was saying about the GB being all overweight and pasty saying they are the future kingz can we imagine Kings and God's looking like an Adonis, he man, not pale mushy flat butts

[@RebeccadeWinter-t1c]

I'm reply to your comment. On Xmas Eve decades ago CBS evening news read a report written by a Roman soldier the only narrative of a description of Jesus Christ. Apparently he was quite the fine figure of a man. Quite the opposite of the GB. Yes, I am feeling quite catty this morning . Meow

[@RebeccadeWinter-t1c]

Get Thee to the gym, GB, get thee to the gym if you want to be Christ like

[@christinesotelo7655]

“Pale mashy flat butts”!!! Ahahahaha! 😂

[@christinesotelo7655]

I don’t think they allow JWs to go to gyms, the devil’s playground, do they? 😮

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

the don't seem to miss meals....even as JWs starve and some in prison

[@Joeandfran]

That one sister should have said “indulging in such feces”. Sickening on all levels.

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

She love some 'bulging bellies' LOL

[@BadViking1]

I just received a shock My mum recently told me that the person who played Gabriel in the new Jesus video was an old friend of mine from Bethel I need to sit down

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

WHOA!!! I saw that video!

[@BadViking1]

@ It’s a terrible video hey?

[@Beautyrest575]

Made me think of the songs “ me and Mrs Jones” by Billy Paul and “agony and ecstasy “ by Smokey Robinson. In both songs they sing about cheating! 😁😂

[@xjwfurious]

😆😂 Absurdity to the max. One of your very best, Stacy. 🙂

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Thank you! :)

[@janespitfire9884]

Good video. Thank you. Yes JW active members have so much the Semmelweis Reflex and Black Swan Theory =Armaggedon, & Paradise .Then add the WT s Edifice complex.

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Its so true....and tragic

[@damonrandall9844]

Here you go Stacey. I enjoy popcorn with Valentino’s hot sauce shaken together in the bowl.😊

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

LOVE IT....okay, I'm going to have to try this one!

[@thecommentor1064]

Question: now that Lloyd Evans is his name, does that free John Cedars to be used? Can i create a channel Cedar John; (header of wood toilet seats)? For those who need a tree up their arse before their eyes open up or pop.

[@JohnSimmons-o2v]

The faithful slaves (servants) of Matthew 24.45 who gave spiritual food were the Apostles who wrote the entire NEW TESTAMENT. They were the ONES who had COMMUNION with the LIVING CHRIST. They were the ONES INSPIRED by THE HOLY SPIRIT. They were the ONES who set the TABLE of THE LORD.❤ The table of demons is partaken of by those who refuse to believe in GOD.😮

[@Joeandfran]

Have you ever wondered if that is true for people of all races and cultures worldwide? Conversion available for all? What if not?

[@Joeandfran]

Did that delusional sister say “indulging in such feces” ?? I can accept that. That’s all it is. It sickens those who indulge.

[@JohnSimmons-o2v]

GOD IS SPIRIT. GOD IS LOVE. The Fruitage of THE SPIRIT is LOVE , JOY , PEACE , PATIENCE , KINDNESS , GOODNESS , FAITH , GENTLENESS , SELF CONTROL. ❤ The Table of Demons consist of Immorality , Impurity , Debauchery, Idolatry, Witchcraft , Hatred , Discord, Jealousy, Rage , Dissension, Envy, Drunkenness, Orgies and the like.😮 Your lifestyle will prove you out . 💯

[@christinesotelo7655]

Wow! Sounds like JWs table to me! All that alcoholic, debauchery, gossipy, spying, reporting, orgy stuff plus...why don’t you JWs excuse yourselves from that table and come join a normal family for a nice, home-cooked meal?

[@christinesotelo7655]

Especially the hatred thing on your JW menu. Are you addicted? If you could just give up the shunning, the CSA, the No Blood doctrine, the Two Witness rule, the fascination with demonology, you’d get more customers, I’m sure.

[@HerefortheLove]

🥉

[@universeworld1782]

I live in a 3rd world country where most are in poverty. So no extra carbs for me. 😮

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Big hugs to you....that is a human tragedy. There is more than enough food on this planet :(

[@danial6109]

The unique number THREE ( 1x2x3 , 1+2+3 ) . From Adam, 930, to Jared, 962, added together is 5514 , Genesis 5:1 to 20 . According to a watchtower list of dates , Adam was created in the year 4026 B.C.E. . 4026 B.C.E. minus 1 B.C.E. = 4025 minus 5514 = 1489 + 3(La Nina , La Pinta , La Santa Maria) = 1492 .

[@MichaelSmith-lm5sl]

### Watchtower Logic Flaws in the Video 1. **Contradictions in Free Will and Divine Control:** - The governing body emphasizes free will but juxtaposes it with rigid guidelines on acceptable behavior and choices, such as eating at "Jehovah's table" exclusively. - This raises a logical inconsistency: If humans are endowed with free will, why is deviation met with severe social or spiritual penalties? 2. **Misuse of Biblical Examples:** - King David is cited as a paragon of spiritual integrity, but the Bible itself recounts numerous moral failings (e.g., adultery with Bathsheba, murder of Uriah, and disobedience by conducting a census). - Presenting David as a flawless example disregards the nuanced moral lessons from his story and undermines the governing body's credibility in interpreting scriptures. 3. **Circular Authority Claims:** - The governing body claims divine inspiration for their teachings, yet these teachings themselves become the proof of divine guidance. - This circular reasoning eliminates external validation, creating a self-referential system immune to critique but lacking transparency. 4. **Selective Scriptural Application:** - Passages like 1 Corinthians 10:21 are used to argue for strict binary choices in spiritual "dining," ignoring other scriptures that advocate for mercy, forgiveness, and individual discernment. - The focus on exclusionary practices (e.g., shunning disfellowshipped members) contradicts broader biblical messages of love and inclusivity. 5. **Hyperbolic Analogies:** - The analogy of “Jehovah's table” versus “the table of demons” simplifies complex moral and ethical choices into black-and-white decisions. - Such reductionist thinking neglects the multifaceted nature of human behavior and spirituality, alienating members who may grapple with legitimate doubts. 6. **Double Standards in Accountability:** - Elders and governing body members are portrayed as spiritual exemplars, yet instances of hypocrisy, such as rumored misconduct and indulgence, are either dismissed or not addressed publicly. - This discrepancy between preached ideals and practiced behavior erodes trust in leadership. 7. **Unsupported Statistical Inferences:** - Membership statistics are interpreted without acknowledging external factors like societal trends, cultural shifts, or personal crises that may influence disfellowshipping or departures. - Such omissions weaken arguments for divine favor based on membership retention or growth.

[@rickybobby9886]

Fourth? WTF?

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

Thanks for being here!

[@EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

Spiritual food: highly processed, sugar coated, lots of artificial colours and flavourings. May contain traces of christianity and spirituality....

[@jackijax505]

Don’t t forget nutrient deficient, gmo & pesticide coated.

[@christinesotelo7655]

Spirituality is natural and home-grown, no church or organization additives. Very personal and not thrown up on others near-by. Unincorporated, un associated, free floating and privately maintained. Thought-provoking and doctrine-free.

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

@@christinesotelo7655 THIS!

[@survivingparadisepodcast]

A bowl filled with old hot dogs and spagehetti 0's

[@jackijax505]

@@survivingparadisepodcast And Koolaide 😂😂

[@angelac2228]

2nd 😂

[@Biff-c5h]

Have you chose your final destination? Let me know! Maybe Fire and Brimstone would be a good choice for you. It's got to be better than Eternal Punishment. Let me know which option you choose! READ BELOW ↓ Most Christian congregations claim that Jesus is God and will not even acknowledge Jehovah God's name. As a matter of fact, they hate God's name, and they are not going access to Jesus or receive everlasting life. Also, most Christian congregations refuse to comply with Jesus' New Commandments and The Model Prayer. The most important scriptures of all and they are not going to be saved!! Get a Bible that has God's name restored - instead of a pagan false religion Bible that has removed Jehovah God's name 6,828 places. All English Bibles say God's name is Jehovah (not Jesus). So, the correct English translation for the name JHWH or Yahweh is Jehovah. READ BELOW ↓ Below is a list of options for the wicked. A - Abyss B - Aionios C - Eternal Damnation D - Eternal Punishment E - Fiery Lake of Burning Sulfur F - Fire and Brimstone G - Gehenna H - Grave I - Hades J - Hell K - Inferno L - Limbo M - Lower World N - Pandemonium O - Pit P - Pyr Q - Shoel R - Tararus Their options are wide open, so they should choose carefully. Matthew 7:14 But small is the gate and narrow the road that leads to life, and only a few find it. Have a nice day!

[@EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

Eh...you're eating from the wrong table....😬

[@EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

@@Biff-c5h I have been saved by Jesus🙏

[@EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

@@Biff-c5h Just another Vusi...(sigh)🤦🏻‍♀️

[@christinesotelo7655]

How about no church, no Kingdom Hall, no Governing Body, no Corporation, no business enterprises, no doctrines-of-man, no Organization, no Video-crazed 11 New York men, no building trusts, no real estate, no JW Hospital Liason Committee, no Elders, no Elder’s wives, no hair and fashionistas, no Armageddon, Persecution, Last Days, torture, shunning, death, removal, deletion, suicide, nervous breakdowns, splitting up of families, little “to-go bags”, WOW! You’re already IN “hell”, aren’t you? Your choice! 😢

[@smy74]

Who even knows what version of the Bible is correct. I do like the Amplified Bible though.

[@pkelly3463]

The self-absorbed person behind the microphone with fake affectation couldn't be more annoying. I bounced after 3 mins.

[@thecommentor1064]

YOU fail to make this table clear to me. Is it a solid table, or a folding table? Does it have casters on it? Does it roll out of the kitchen? It's a kitchen cart? Is it a table of cards? I remember eating in the driveway at a card table. I also knew some Elders who ate at the Y. Do angels watch? Is this Ezekiel's table a food cart on wheels? I hope Jehovah's org isnt his liver, i hate liver! You gotta eat your spinach Gov B; gotta do what you are told! I know a few Elders i'd like to give a Blue Toe to! You tell alot of jokes, too bad the same ole poster thru the whole video. I cringe at Prince's concert saying Jesus died on a stake; it was so born again Pentecostal, i wonder what drugs WT allowed him to take as meds. Waiting for the video never done called BILLIONAIRES are never disfellowshipped (theyre just nagged to fade or disassociate).