Jehovah's Witnesses Members RANKED

[@shiningskies47]

more people: the obviously gay brother (i feel so bad for them!) the 60+ year old still single sister (who might also be gay) the young elder the guy who knows everything about tech who all the old people go to for help with their phones the "fatherless boy" the young couple the GIANT family of pioneers

[@ExJwWinton]

THE TECH BRO OMG SO TRUE

[@christiancancino2253]

I was two of them the gay one and the tech guy xD

[@LoolooPotato1111]

My dad is the tech bro I think

[@Estee.Ar.6869]

Great cringe fest. LOL!

[@vusimngomezulu2500]

Isaiah 8:10, 2thimoty 3:7-9, 2Peter 2:1-3.

[@kinguincs]

@@vusimngomezulu2500what?

[@andrastuba3085]

@@vusimngomezulu2500 Ultimate Spider-Man Comics, Volume 4, Chapter 2

[@ucanliv4ever]

Walt Disney is Adolf Hitler...the whole world is a comic book. When the final curtain comes crashing down, where will you be?

[@beeftango3735]

@@vusimngomezulu2500 cool scripture brah 🙄.... got a problem with something? send your complaints to Jah, its all his fault he says so isaiah 45:7

[@EL-IZ-At-BETH-sarim]

I was recruited by "The hard core sister with bookshelves full of old light, still making those 10 hours a month". Just a few days ago I saw two elders propping up such an elderly sister on a folding chair at my shopping mall. The cart standing metres away all by itself...yes...this is zealous preaching 2024....

[@astridmiller7938]

i reckon the older ones just liked the company, but not the WT bs

[@mexicanson]

Perfectly ranked. As a PIMO Jehovah's Witness, myself, you're gonna want a PIMO friend. Trust me, you're gonna want someone like that for mental stability in this cult.

[@Levi-hs6mg]

Most PIMO don't make other PIMO friends cause of the risks in it. Me personally, as much as I wish I had an exjw or pimo friend as a former JW, I don't think it would be productive. I'm trying to move on, not trauma bond. It can be hard though having none of my friends truly understand just how this cult has affected me, but honestly that kind of connection causes problems, I got enough issues I'm trying to work on without trying to help someone else too you know

[@mexicanson]

@@Levi-hs6mg I've actually found a PIMO friend, and we automatically bonded cause we went through the same circumstances in life. It might not be the best option for some, but for me, it has helped tremendously. I even dropped all my former PIMI friends, in the process.

[@Levi-hs6mg]

@mexicanson Well good for you then, I think your experience is a very rare thing. I'm curious, how did you meet your PIMO friend? I feel like the only way would be to meet then online, cause it's not like you can go around your cong making it obvious that your PIMO lol, and even if you think someone is PIMO you can't just ask them

[@mexicanson]

@@Levi-hs6mg He went to the next congregation over, in another town, 15 minutes away from where I live. We've always been friends, but he was DF's for 2 years, and then one year later I was DF'd for 3 years. Just recently, we've reconnected and bonded quickly. He's behavior and actions actually indicated to me that this guy doesn't follow the rules, and he noticed it in me too, so one day I just plainly asked me,"Hey bro, you PIMO?" And he said, "Hell ya, I was gonna ask u the same thing!" Lol. Best night ever. 💪

[@coldboltlighting1237]

BRUHHHH!!!!! I feel called out I’m a 26 year old virgin who’s PIMO… and is a tad socially awkward! With fun stuff I like todo art! Computers….. calling myself out! OOOOOOFFFFF!!!

[@slayerdearly]

Where did my family fall in my mom went and my dad didn’t go. it was just my mom me and my two younger brothers but my mom at Home took the meetings very seriously in the rules. I wasn’t allowed to run around with kids from school or in the neighborhood and kids could come over and play with me(non witness kids)at the Kingdom Hall my mom would rarely answer me and my brothers answered more than she did at the KH we were kind as seen as the weirdos. I guess after a while people at the kingdom hall really quit having anything to do withus.

[@DeannaDionne]

Well done. I don’t think my archetype was represented but that’s probably why I didn’t fit in anyways lol. Oh wait maybe I was the old virgin lololol

[@specter2k]

I was nearly the "only there for my wife" guy 😂

[@shiningskies47]

the bethelite is allllways trying to get you to go to bethel and, if you have a skill, theyre even worse 🙄

[@danielkaszas2982]

Wow, I'm only at number 2 and already found myself in this list. Nice.

[@slayerdearly]

Where did my family fall in my mom went and my dad didn’t go. it was just my mom me and my two younger brothers but my mom at Home took the meetings very seriously in the rules. I wasn’t allowed to run around with kids from school or in the neighborhood and kids could come over and play with me(non witness kids)at the Kingdom Hall my mom would rarely answer me and my brothers answered more than she did at the KH we were kind as seen as the weirdos. I guess after a while people at the kingdom hall really quit having anything to do withus.