The Count Censored Picnic

[@josephmarrison4606]

He seems a bit happy for someone having his picnic stolen by ants.

[@rebeccarodrigues2540]

Counting is more fun than eating when you're the COUNT

[@RealFabbrik]

"Do you know ants can f*** more than 600 times their weight?" ROFLMAO

[@aaronlago3217]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@schultz8122]

@@Account-jn7xu rolling on the floor laughing my ass off

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

Same

[@chooyongming110]

0:38

[@chooyongming110]

*Hmm amazing*

[@_prelude]

"And they F***ed off all my food! ah ah ah..." ROFL

[@rebeccarodrigues2540]

You know what, I'm beginning to think the count was high as a kite this time

[@alexbird2670]

Who the hell brings a salt shaker to a picnic?

[@lukecase8173]

And a Pepper Shaker

[@nigerundayo1996]

I feel attacked

[@danielleking262]

I have when we have grilled corn on the cob, lol

[@rebeccarodrigues2540]

Need it if you're gonna have eggs

[@choccycow6823]

The count

[@mikes.7654]

He doesn't need food, he just set this up to get the ants to carry his shit away so he could count them. What a machivellian mastermind.

[@rebeccarodrigues2540]

We all know what he was really there for...the counting!

[@Searchiety]

I wonder what he used that pickle for...poor ant

[@medecinewagon]

I imagined the scene ... ;-;

[@dawnwelch6579]

Right now I am wondering exactly what is IN that “Transylvanian Brownie?”

[@rebeccarodrigues2540]

I was thinking along those lines cause he sure doesn't give a **** that they took all his food

[@almightylordsatan475]

One part cannabis, two parts dried blood

[@Aqua.man045]

He has all those children with young blood to drink from on Sesame Street and he eats fruit instead?

[@maniacalcoast2742]

Don't they have to be mature female virgins?

[@Aqua.man045]

Maniacal Coast WTF

[@maniacalcoast2742]

Arsen Wierzbinski bro wtf i dont ever remember these omg

[@BanksBanks420]

He probably vegan... who knows?

[@Aqua.man045]

@@maniacalcoast2742 haha I know. I'm like "What the hell was I doing watching sesame street on youtube."

[@ericgutierrez1365]

They ****ed away all of my food ha ha ha

[@TheOhini]

Sweet jesus. That laugh just makes it complete LOL

[@danielleking262]

Try watching "The Count Censored" where he's in his castle! YOU'LL PEE YOUR PANTS.

[@Gamergod8D]

And look there's another little ant **** ing away my banana! XD

[@bloodycakes2451]

"Ohh and they fuck off all my food *Haha*"

[@killermoth5582]

Do something instead of counting the ants now you lost your food

[@noemiviera-liden7073]

It's okay. He drinks blood. :p

[@jamzilla960]

how is the count OUTSIDE????

[@joshuareynolds6970]

Well, if he is based of a vampire like Dracula (in the actual novel), sunlight would not hurt or kill him... Although it would cause abilities to be nerfed substantially.

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

He's on the street in the daytime a lot.

[@nickdegugs7190]

Clearly not all vampire rules apply to him.

[@sabserab]

***** off my hard boiled egg!! :-D

[@lukasmusicIT]

Why this doesn't have millions of views?! I laughed WAY too much.

[@pitalover25]

They f**kd off all my food.

[@spadinnerxylaphone2622]

I was just FUCKING ready to have a picknick

[@nbuehster]

Not as good as the others. "It's a little ant...And it's (beep)ing away my apple. That doesn't make too much sense.

[@theteddychannel8529]

It's funny if you're under the age of 12, which I am not, but I still find it extremely hilarious.

[@Constavlos]

it's makes sense if you trying not to make sense of it. the ants are literally ----ing away his food.

[@nbuehster]

@@Constavlos He didn't say "away", if he just said "And it's (beep)ing my apple.", then it might be better. 1:02, 1:12 and 1:34 That's more like it.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Ujuani68]

I actually remember, when they aired this in 1988, I was an au pair in Agoura Hills, Southern California. But not the CENSORED version, that is! ;-D

[@Montera15]

And now you have zero... Zero lunch!! Ah ah ah... Boom!!!

[@Shadougeluver3D]

2 Ants And He F***** My Apple! LOL

[@vladvampirelord8910]

Laugh all you want, but soon "carry" will be censored.

[@southpolesmileyface1]

awwww fuck away my little friend lol

[@davidbliss5220]

I fucking hate the way that pickle slides off. I'm gonna see that slippery cuke in my nightmares.

[@deutscheuberlegenheit7452]

****ing awesome!

[@Riplee]

someone is begging for ants in their pants

[@wolfgang1097]

Imagine if a bunch of ants did crawl up his pants. I wonder how that might end.

[@vunix1234567890]

I can't believe how absurd this horrible video is! The Count would NEVER act like this! ...We all know he'd use the picnic as a trap and drain the ants of their blood.

[@justsomerandomguynamedsam3657]

Remember ants are pricks

[@iamnicole401]

Did you know an ant can f**k six times its on weight XD I died!

[@Aristocles22]

Yeah. Ever played "Dawnguard"? Classic vampire trap. xD

[@darkball31]

so the count gets hapy they beeped all his food?

[@HarryTruman34]

If vampires can’t be exposed to light, how is the count exposed to light and not dying?

[@kylenorthen2704]

THERES TEN ANTS Me: no u said f*** ten times -_- XDD

[@MrSkyhippowdon]

an ant can F**k things 600 times it's weight Epic Win

[@A-_-A.]

MrSkyhippowdon 😂😂😂

[@idonttireeasily]

Who knows what’s in that Transylvanian brownie...?

[@KoalaAni]

I kept replaying it's f...ing away my apple and it was frinkn hilarious

[@southpolesmileyface1]

awwww fuck away my little friend lol and one fucking away my pickle

[@nbuehster]

0:38 That kind of scares me. I don't think I want to be ****ed by an ant.

[@anthonygonzales3523]

Why the da fawk did the ants take the napkins lol thas not food lol

[@Britoalex103]

2020, anybody?

[@charleskeefer3043]

Lazarus flag , sister saked.

[@mrghantauke]

nothing beats the count song censored. only the AH-AH-AH bit of this video was entertaining

[@danielleking262]

If he didn't say "off" or "away" it would've been more funny because we know he's just saying "carrying away" or off....

[@ToyStoryNBarneyFan]

What sandwich was it

[@Shadougeluver3D]

lol!

[@Shadougeluver3D]

lol

[@Spitty1500]

LOLOL

[@sorinaapostol6762]

from sesame street ."*****"

[@GridDweller77]

What word is being replaced with the censor?

[@sorinaapostol6762]

"i think***"

[@Kraken-1st]

Omg so funny lmao

[@brian423]

Wait a minute. Did you censor other verbs besides "count"? From context, I suspect that you did.

[@Jeremobie]

Brian Dixon That is correct good sir

[@nbuehster]

1:02, 1:12 and 1:34🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ainakomaco]

Lmfao

[@iansaucer6444]

This is domb

[@prodbymugiwara]

😠🐜

[@vunix1234567890]

;)

[@lorraineadormonicus]

*a a a*

[@sorinaapostol6762]

from sesame street ."*****"

[@Shadougeluver3D]

lol