Jeremy Clarkson Crashing Compilation (not Richard Hammond)

[@niksv4165]

Updated version of them all crashing: kzbin.info/www/bejne/qma9qpeLg5aSd5o

[@itsand1866]

*Clarkson panicking that his brakes don’t work* May: “mmm monky”

[@wanganeu]

May even managed to make it look boring when the mercedes he was driving was full of water and generating electrical fire at the same time in the "save the world" grand tour special in Mozambique - its an achievement I have to give him that.

[@amineeeeeeeeeeeeee]

Moncc moment

[@matthewthiellier7231]

2:35 monkys

[@yeh.80]

@thong thong moncc

[@endxenoc2457]

thong thong Le monke

[@Stuffthatsfunny1]

You missed May saying "it's suddenly dawned on me that he's not very bright"

[@Snuschips]

"I think he could be a massive idiot"

[@leepicgaymer5464]

Andreas Smedman yes James he is a massive idiot

[@andrewyoung365]

Which clip was it

[@Stuffthatsfunny1]

@@andrewyoung365 the Albania one where he's going down the hill backwards

[@Bav-s30z]

@@andrewyoung365 the one where he was driving the zastava... oh sorry, the bentley mulsanne

[@markusp9569]

i like that you have to specify, that is specifically NOT Richard Hammond

[@Smithy250]

Richard Hammond death compilation

[@BigBrownMemes]

Bro I came into this video expecting Richard Hammond crashes. Boy was I disappointed

[@absolutegaming6309]

Exactly, it makes it 100000 time easier to know I won’t see Richard Hammond

[@joeswonsonalwakba344]

Well it's not

[@jeff1595]

I love it as well lol

[@Joker-yw9hl]

Smashing through the brick wall will never not be impressive to me. Takes balls even if lab coats and physicists say it'll be fine

[@Robyamdam]

say what you want about clarkson but he had balls to do some of the things they told him to do

[@EmilFranken]

He was Driving a volvo ;) He's fine

[@georgetomlinson9922]

EmilFranken it’s was a Renault lol

[@EmilFranken]

@@georgetomlinson9922 oh yes that truck was a Renault sorry. I meant the other part with the volvo he crashed at 1:10

[@FrancisRS]

Trust physics

[@lbryce2760]

"Look what you done to my Bloody shed man"

[@projectdalekmark]

A quote from a true man.

[@imtiredlmaooooooooo]

Some say James is still rebuilding his inconspicuous shed

[@TheJanvicgwaps]

The episode where James May keep saying man, man..

[@cvspvr]

@@TheJanvicgwaps look what you've done to my bloody vocabulary, man

[@spacecactus2788]

big Jimmy Broadbent energy

[@LukeGB003]

“There was some ginger ones on it”

[@filipseema]

Lucas good times when that could’ve been aired on tv... now it would be too offensive and censored 🙃

[@LukeGB003]

FilipEnergy yep, welcome to 2020. I remember when they could pretend to be a black person now it’s apparently racist 🤦‍♂️

[@jorceshaman]

@@LukeGB003 Black face was always racist. Certain people just never cared.

[@filipseema]

@@raafichowdury9208 I'm not exaggerating. It's true and you're fkin blind if you dont see that

[@marschapel39]

I’m Ginger and I think it’s a pretty funny joke, although I don’t always appreciate it when people make fun of Gingers

[@rileywalker7372]

3:15 jeremy hitting a group of bicycles and says *that was strangely satisfying*

[@Bav-s30z]

@rileywalker it's like dominoes in traffic.

[@owenmajor1314]

bloody cyclists! that would've let off some steam for sure

[@jme7046]

Tonite on bot'oum geear Jeremy commits Vehicular Manslaughter and gets sentenced to death row

[@rhysclayton5310]

vehicular manslaughter

[@hotelmario510]

The way Clarkson explains ditching his car by saying he saw a bus full of handicapped children and then qualifies it by saying he saw some ginger ones on the bus is genuinely one of the funniest moments in the show.

[@Jack-mm6mk]

What episode is this ?

[@swenoyme9049]

1:01 I genuinely felt so bad for him that looked awful.

[@ashspades5307]

I remember the aftermath I swear he broke his collarbone in some way. It was his most brutal crash in the show in my opinion.

[@scottleavesley6827]

travis summerville what about hammonds?

[@RUSTYCHEVYTRUCK]

Scott Leavesley that’s kind of a given

[@heisselnicholaspramoedya8121]

From what series is that

[@bpollitt3491]

I love how you have to say “NOT Richard hammond”

[@356Carlhowell]

“In the plums” favorite one

[@foxyplays9087]

“Now I have crashed into a petrol station” what a line

[@soundseeker63]

Lucky he wasn't in Russia or would be "petrol station crashed into me"...

[@zacharylee2774]

2:37 “monkeys” killed me

[@Phloggah]

2:35 you mean

[@NICKatronMC]

JC & RH: *Crashing into each other* JM: 2:35

[@TreeRingsExploration]

0:11 rip mays back

[@aaronf4223]

0:52 May: So does that not mean he’s coming on then?

[@spool5069]

Ha

[@blackman5432]

Ha

[@nadaesperavel]

Ha

[@danielsteger8456]

well, as you see, he has suffered a terrible collision with that wall, and his neck is shattered to bits, so no

[@shuckle9529]

@@danielsteger8456 but i have some idea what can we do instead

[@CariHere]

Jeremy intentionally crashes, Richard unintentionally crashes. James May just sits in his car and laughs.

[@matbmorr]

James May gets into all of his crashes outside of cars

[@phryxuuz82]

Alternative title: Insane mad man goes on a crashing rampage in the city of LEGO!

[@wbarnesmerseymail]

a man has fallen into the river in lego city

[@phryxuuz82]

Start the rescue helicopter

[@phryxuuz82]

Nevermind, jeremy crashed it

[@Wtrxprs007able]

*H E Y*

[@soundseeker63]

That Volvo 740 crash was the most impressive because it was A - Genuine, he actually did it, and B - The car could still be driven! How many modern cars could you crash into a wall at nearly 40mph and drive away from? Nothing is built like an old Volvo. They are basically a well disguised tank.

[@vivaansinghbabbr5932]

Which episode is that from

[@soundseeker63]

@@vivaansinghbabbr5932 The sub £100 budget car challenge. That was the car for which he only paid £1!! lol

[@DutchMotos]

What episode? Never seen it before. Must be an old one

[@busystudying6711]

Love Volvos. They really are tanks. It was cut off, but I love after the crash when Clarkson says “damn I think I missed the wall”

[@Isaackariuki775]

@@DutchMotos Season 4 episode 3.

[@tomskih203]

My favourite thing about OG Top Gear was Richard Hammond's reactions to what Jeremy found on the internet. And the many nicknames they came up with for a man's privates.

[@sportquattro8430]

In the plums!

[@davidgeorge000]

That 3 wheeler was some funny shit!

[@Badbhoys]

Who remembers the Burma episode 😂. Clarkson:hello horse I shall call u Tesco 😂

[@kathleencarroll6683]

1:50 officially the best thing clarksons ever said

[@sheppardpat47]

Clarkson rolling over bikes : - that was strangely satisfying Lmaooo

[@bigsmoke6675]

"i'll put it in the ditch rather than into the children" Jeremy Clarkson

[@Jack-mm6mk]

Yeh that killed me, what season is that ?

[@spook_st]

that jammed throttle sequence is comedy gold

[@HelloThereUniverse]

Having a real bad day at work. This really cheer me up! Thanks.

[@user735_]

Had no intention to watch the video but clicked because with the title you earned my view.

[@snowchump4221]

Your personal vehicle has been destroyed, call mors mutual to make a claim

[@-_caioworld_-re969]

I'm sorry, Mors Mutual services are not available at the moment

[@quintusgrobler9088]

That Peugeot episode (where he slowly drives into the wall outside his house) had me wheezing with laughter. Favorite by far.

[@ricky107_]

Finally some clips I haven't seen before!!

[@TonyUms]

0:18 you could see the rage and temptation to kill Clarkson on James's face

[@robertfriend3370]

Greatest thing ever, see Clarkson being injured, I could watch that all day every day.... EAD Clarkson!!!

[@bestruintd]

I love how you finished with Top Ground Gear Force. excellent

[@youvebeenhacked9339]

Jeremy:Good comedian Richard: priceless reactions James: CLAAAARRRRKSON!

[@Heisenhag]

Yep,now I have crashed into a petrol station 😂

[@supersonicbro8643]

Hammond:”well help yourself to my brakes why not”,Clarkson:”I’ve lost a skull”,James:”monkeys”

[@pogsee]

Jeremy crashes for comedy effect though, he meant it every time ;)

[@johnathanking5767]

I always wanna drive in a supermarket!!! (That Rolls Royce jumped into a poll scene is such a classic!)

[@multione8180]

0:36 *That's got to be the best pirate I've ever seen*

[@aadityadhuri726]

Clarkson crashing his XJS mid-sentence into a lorry is funny asf. And oh yes, the WagonR crash too. But the best one is definitely the Police car challenge

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

4:28 what’s that bloke doing with the pair of scissors don’t need those Hello before crashing into the pool

[@alexandernilsson5583]

I like how it specifically says not richard hammond and you can see him in the video after only 23 seconds

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

We know that smashing into the brick wall like this is very hard it can take your body a lot of battering

[@sergioporras9443]

2:42 and 5:04 are the ones that made me laugh the hardest. Such peaceful crashes Lol

[@OrangeUtan1]

Nobody: James: look wat ya done to ma bloody shed mahn!

[@ntnwwnet]

"Look what you've done to my bloody shed, man!"

[@somecrewmate1776]

No one: Not a Single Creature: James : Monkey!

[@lucas.s017]

James May, Richard Hammond, and Jeremy Clarkson are the holy trinity

[@cam_121]

0:19 stig got his visor up

[@jtmoney936]

0:16 Jeremy genuinely sorry for crashing into James. Never thought I'd see that

[@thebrummierailenthusiasts5329]

1:41 look at the mess that Clarkson has done to the shop

[@jaycoleman11]

The title needs massive props. It's what made me click. (not Richard Hammon) LOL!!!

[@3than861]

2:08 sunshine of your love by cream

[@totak21]

He literally lives the dirt 3 driving experience

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

After some of those hits, I think I’m beginning to understand why Clarkson is the way he is...

[@jerrodhoerner]

3:46 im crying every time.

[@space_1073]

I don't know who these people are, I don't know what show this is, and I don't know what they are supposed to be doing. But youtube recommended this and I love it.

[@straw8165]

4:00 when forza lags, and everything goes slow then suddenly very fast

[@EpicMinecraft7978]

Or the Drivatars...

[@doublecupz]

Idk why but James saying “monkeys” made me laugh more than it should’ve

[@calvinjoplin2792]

He may have crashed more than Hammond but at least he didn’t have to get his trousers cut off 😂

[@jonnnyren6245]

The title of your video. I like that. Absolutely like that.

[@williamoleary9330]

What were these producers thinking??? The tractor trailer one was oh my heaven so dangerous

[@eazyjj9564]

Bro i was so pissed when he crashed the red golf GTI, that thing is a legend

[@Mattskits]

Title: clarkson crashing ( mint Hammond Me: now that’s a bit harsh

[@michaeleskew7236]

The only clip there I have not seen was the one where he had a mustache I used to love that show and sometimes to watch the reruns

[@brownbearboxproductions3458]

He casually walks it off like it’s nothing

[@mynamesjohn2693]

I know there’s the grand tour, but once that finally wraps up there can never be a top gear that matches them. They are all so enjoyable naturally to watch it irreplaceable.

[@davideparretti4122]

I miss this show

[@jackhale3452]

The fact that the slap chop advert came on before this !

[@fluffyboi974]

The supermarket part was oddly satisfying to watch for my wife. She’s working at one

[@winstonsmith3244]

“In the plums!”

[@longfang8117]

0:10 cool music stops

[@jxf3281]

This show was legendary.

[@tothelimit9992]

I actually had an Opel ad from Hammond

[@vittoprince]

My life: The brick wall 2020: The truck

[@dudleythedragonninjagaming5941]

this guy drives as good as I do in State of Decay and Just Cause 2, there is a reason why we call it " Professional Car Crashing"

[@rhaegal5650]

The police car one with the chariot spikes is one of my favs

[@medafan53]

Why is this video age restricted?

[@kevinprior3549]

You could feel the pain when Jezza went into that wall of bricks... ouch!

[@quantumbox01]

''a schoolbus full of children, and I saw some ginger ones so I had to miss that''

[@patrickmulligan8928]

I like when Clarkson drives cars that are on fire.

[@diecastkidofficial9472]

3:10 GTA in real life

[@-tq8]

Jeremy getting 2 bricks to the head had me on the floor 😂

[@turboking9238]

Breaks don't exist for Jeremy Clarkson, he just drives until something else breaks.

[@AKXNA]

0:00 ROCKET LEAGUE IN REAL LIFE BOIIIIIIS

[@sc1837]

some of those were huge

[@mugurlutr9208]

0:10 Clarkson: Oh shit- -hits May-

[@iamwritingrightnow8217]

*crashes into bikes* „That was strangely satisfying“

[@kennyhaha]

1:56 i could be totally wrong but isn't that passenger guy with the megaphone the same guy in that tgfbro video where they learn to drive?

[@user-ex6xc5ox3k]

I love that title.

[@MadnessIncVP]

0:31 _”I think he might be a massive pillock.”_ 5:44 _”I had this bomb...”_

[@JKBowdenWasTaken]

*imagine just driving and doing what you need to do then getting into a car accident bc he rammed into you*

[@jeremyfong5684]

Oh My God... Tractor! Arghhhh

[@denisegore1884]

That was in New Zealand when he was racing May who was on an America's Cup yacht. Completely hysterical.

[@AtlanticCoastJoey]

Jeremy and Richard: *Complaining and Fighting* James: GO BACK I WANT TO BE MONKE

[@SeiichiroAoki]

2:35 "monkeys" will ALWAYS get me

[@TheAceLewis]

It comes to the point where I start to wonder which crashes are real and which are intentional for laughs

[@airalby6921]

Ahahaha, NOT Richard Hammond