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@adityamenon69554 жыл бұрын
3:19 "My crane is too small,that's punishible by death is it?" JAMES MAY IS JUST TOO GOOD 😂😂
@newrunning4 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard on this one
@adityamenon69554 жыл бұрын
@@shoelaces6175 It was from the Burma Special
@adityamenon69554 жыл бұрын
@Dinuka Wimalagunasekara I don't think so
@heartless6044 жыл бұрын
@Dinuka W you can pause the moment the crane falls and there is noone in the frame. Then magically with editing james is there again! Still the best show ever!
@lgs46924 жыл бұрын
@@adityamenon6955 it’s staged m8
@DenisKudlik4 жыл бұрын
"If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem."
@getchasome62303 жыл бұрын
Or a hammer problem
@duncanwilber32663 жыл бұрын
Fix the hammer with a hammer. If that doesn't work, your hammer's got an electrical problem.
@sweettooth90884 жыл бұрын
I love when he's saying "Maniac"
@Veijo334 жыл бұрын
1:23 "HIM, HIM!" deffo the funniest part in this video lol
@deptusmechanikus73624 жыл бұрын
Only Jeremy could be one of the most famous motoring journalists in the world and have no clue on how cars work 🤣
@mrjohn.whereyoufrom4 жыл бұрын
Honda 250R I think when he gets down to the practical side of car mechanics he becomes a bit lost 🥴😆
@bertdierickx35084 жыл бұрын
It's the opposite. He's got a PhD in engineering.
@mrjohn.whereyoufrom4 жыл бұрын
Bert dierickx Wasn’t it just an honorary Doctor of Engineering degree from the Oxford Brookes University in 2005?
@mrjohn.whereyoufrom4 жыл бұрын
Honda 250R He knows how an engine works but he couldn’t take one out and reassemble it. He once said on Top Gear ‘You wouldn’t buy a kit car built by me, a spanner in a shed, but you would from James May”
@wetkneehouston62934 жыл бұрын
He's actually really intelligent and understands a lot more than he let's on. It's more of his top gear character to come across as a brainless ape
@michaelvanwijk35524 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: ‘What else is electrical in here’ James and Richard: ‘Not the exhaust manifault’
@JordanBolland3 жыл бұрын
Manifold.
@anannowshad29304 жыл бұрын
He was a mad man!
@DeLawrence974 жыл бұрын
He's not dead, you know...?
@anthonyduncombe46084 жыл бұрын
He still is
@norontboyz59494 жыл бұрын
I was once diagnosing an electrical problem on my car. I took a leaf out of clarkson's book and started hammering around the engine bay. I actually found and fixed my problem lol
@hyundaifan75464 жыл бұрын
same here
@232nightowl4 жыл бұрын
Yep did that to
@yamza84154 жыл бұрын
i have a mate who's found success with this exact same method.
@mikekaatman31944 жыл бұрын
Actually more than once have a i been forced to take a hammer to my starter engine on varies 70's engine t knock the bendix loose in order to be able to start the car.
@borntoeatass25104 жыл бұрын
NorOnt Boyz my dad said he used to just kick parts of his tank in Iraq in 03 if it would have trouble and it would work perfectly again
@Rikabe-bt3jc3 жыл бұрын
0:45 “Explain how accident occurred... A MaNiAC...CaME tHe other way...”
@KJ.4204 жыл бұрын
2:44 some say...that this fire is still on.
@Genius_at_Work4 жыл бұрын
"We had one Day left to get ready, and our Vehicles were far from being seaworthy. Mine was still on fire" to be precise
@foggyj44744 жыл бұрын
I read this in Clarkson’s voice and now I’m dying 😂😂😂
@ItzzzRhys4 жыл бұрын
The banana bit gets me every time 😂😂 his back almost breaks n he hasn’t even got hold of half of the weight 😂
@dickplum20344 жыл бұрын
I miss these Guys untamed Witt and how they bounced off one another.Thanks you guys for keeping me entertained and thanks for keeping me sane during this House Arrest.,😂👍🇬🇧
@jackmcdonald83554 жыл бұрын
3:17 "Right, my crane is too small, that's punishable by death is it?"
@FinnishGuy474 жыл бұрын
"This car is simply... ... invincib-" *BOOM*
@Techformative5574 жыл бұрын
literal gods these guys are
@serotonin92183 жыл бұрын
“This car is simply invinci.... “-explodes into a fireball as hot as the sun.😂
@dupeken3 жыл бұрын
Glad you fucking said it because I'm unable to watch this video and I have no idea what happens in it. People like you make this world a better place
@will_osb10164 жыл бұрын
Love these playlists thank you
@FunnyTvUK4 жыл бұрын
Glad you like them!
@will_osb10164 жыл бұрын
Funny TV UK absolutely, I binge and binge on these🔥🔥👌
@newbornwiccan9484 жыл бұрын
2:46 lmao 🤣🧯💨🔥
@easimsutube4 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: Hammond you idiot! May: Clarkson you infantile pillock! Hammond: I’ve had a crash 🥺
@LittleRhubarb4 жыл бұрын
"You seem to have ordered some wood" 😂😂
@ab1304 жыл бұрын
3:56 Does that mean he’s not coming on then?
@slipknotfan22173 жыл бұрын
"wat happens when we taste exhoost fume" "k i'll have a whiff" "*WHEEEZE*" "ery noic"
@RobertBrownieJr3 жыл бұрын
The fire extinguisher was pure comedy
@Steve-bo6ht3 жыл бұрын
That crane going over was proper danger Jezza was lucky that day
@danlive074 жыл бұрын
Google: how to fix a car a screwdriver Jeremy: do you have a hammer
@alvarohernani66454 жыл бұрын
Her: I'm vegetarian Me: 1:49
@MacStoker4 жыл бұрын
lol
@ARIES61814 жыл бұрын
What else is electrical here?? *NOT THE EXHAUST MANIFOLD* 🤣🤣
@iant2343 жыл бұрын
Him him .... he was mad 😂😂😂
@gangsterpig82314 жыл бұрын
I love these videos
@mangoeater69194 жыл бұрын
If I had just one wish it would be either OG Top gear or an amazon prime video subscription
@MacStoker4 жыл бұрын
30 day free trial of amazon mate. have fun, im not a spammer lol, www.amazon.co.uk/gp/video/offers/ref=dvm_uk_sl_gen%7Cm_IJFMDcFGc_c428618501220_sTt4rJR6p/261-2089492-2007432
@linkunliu21184 жыл бұрын
That small fire kept me laughing through the video and then some😂
@s7range2574 жыл бұрын
2:53 - Right, that's got it. 2:55 - Fire - nope
@interceptor-ss8kb4 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson what a legend
@ranchurdhimster49554 жыл бұрын
"What do you mean it doesn't fall over?!" Sorry James. I'm going to have to agree.
@nuclearrabbit034 жыл бұрын
I wish this show was still on Netflix or amazon prime
@Sykozona3 жыл бұрын
My fav part was definitely the toyota with the tiny fire on the bumper
@edwardmyers17464 жыл бұрын
Not the exhaust manifold 😂😂😂
@iraqifoodcart84474 жыл бұрын
Only Jeremy Clarkson could find a working fire extinguisher that doesn't put out a fire
@segoiii4 жыл бұрын
2:32 - 2:55 so great. This is when you know staying in bed would have been better XD
@johnbaldock63534 жыл бұрын
I'm Truly Amazed one of them isn't dead by now!!
@alexgroves85664 жыл бұрын
They've been brain dead for years, it's just a remake of the three stooges with British accents.
@sinnott14094 жыл бұрын
These are the best
@joe125ful4 жыл бұрын
Precise tool kit...Sledgehammer:) Clarkson:It fell over. James:..i work over there and you nearly kill me! Clarkson:It fell over.
@ron36214 жыл бұрын
Funny🤣🤣👍
@amchoo_9294 жыл бұрын
These are so good!
@djisch4 жыл бұрын
He is doctor of engineering twice
@misssarcasm33724 жыл бұрын
Mums old car had a bad alternator, hitting it with a hammer actually used to make it work 😂😂
@gisselohacker69884 жыл бұрын
3:57 And on that note lets move on. 😂
@crnaruka33594 жыл бұрын
how could the Empire of its gracious majesty have conquered so many countries by having descendants of its subjects like these three broken arms?
@mikeo.15934 жыл бұрын
I’d be pissed if I was the owner of that crane that he tipped over lol
@ilyoliver87533 жыл бұрын
2:32 😭😂😂😂😂😂😂
@LaHaSi42084 жыл бұрын
Jezza....
@AlyxF1Flame4 жыл бұрын
How can Jeremy... be Jeremy in the real life? xD
@frij5394 жыл бұрын
_not the exhaust manifold_
@eoghandridl10073 жыл бұрын
MANIAC
@panzerkampfwagenviiimaus23664 жыл бұрын
I'm a faliures of a tank.
@michael62554 жыл бұрын
My dad bought a 1980s Lotus when I was 8. Nothing worked no matter what.
@ddeanb7843 жыл бұрын
2:12 how strong is (not)clarkson ?? 🤣
@superchargedcars3 жыл бұрын
This car is simply, th..... lol
@brandonshand71874 жыл бұрын
is this mostly the grand tour??
@viva5283 жыл бұрын
Which season is this ?
@christian04054 жыл бұрын
MANIACC
@subxero_x4 жыл бұрын
I feel like most of the people here are not from the UK
@KissMyFatAxe3 жыл бұрын
The banana scene had me dying 😂 respect to that women for carrying that on her head though haha
@mmh_19964 жыл бұрын
God i miss the real top gear
@Jootie_de_Kop4 жыл бұрын
God, me too.
@ghostxx18104 жыл бұрын
This is a job for an Orang Utan hehe
@kevinhayler35694 жыл бұрын
New top gear is fucking bad I am grateful they left together and started the grand tour
@alistairhart62294 жыл бұрын
What episode is the Prius crash clip from
@husaindavlatov7494 жыл бұрын
Ahm which sries are these? How can i find them and watch? Name them.
@kidgokuxl4 жыл бұрын
And unfortunately Mr. Clarkson was killed.......
@That_Doctor_Del_Fella4 жыл бұрын
Anyway, the new Vauxhall Astra...
@theelectricfanboy13684 жыл бұрын
why'd they blow the car and almost killing clackson
@sshhaahaha13644 жыл бұрын
Bottom gear
@demk.8183 жыл бұрын
Code forbidden AE styles (AE 8 parts) in automobile market know as bad automobiles and bad motorcycles thus. Uneducation Automotive Engineering group class brilliant have invent these ones for for their feeling without knowledge. 1. Wider rear track than front track bodyworks | The lowest traction 0.7g, extreme tail flick, extreme slide, 1-5 km/l, below 1 km/l by Formula one speed 160-250 km/hour, over 250 km/hour on all circuits. 2. Front track as same dimension as rear track bodyworks | The medium traction 0.85g, tail flick, slide, 1-5 km/l, below 1 km/l by Formula one speed 160-250 km/hour, over 250 km/hour on all circuits. 3. Wider front track than rear track bodyworks in below 10 mm | The medium traction 0.85g, tail flick, slide, 1-5 km/l, below 1 km/l by Formula one speed 160-250 km/hour, over 250 km/hour on all circuits. 4. Wider front track than rear track bodyworks in 10 mms | The medium traction 0.9g, tail flick, slide, 1-5 km/l, below 1 km/l by Formula one speed 160-250 km/hour, over 250 km/hour on all circuits. 5. Without rear fog lamp | No one can see the front vehicle in fog, risk damage, 1-5 km/l, below 1 km/l by test maximum over 20,000-150,000 rpm, Formula one speed 160-250 km/hour, over 250 km/hour on all circuits. 6. 1-4 turbo intercooler petrol engines | Easy damage parts, 1-5 km/l, below 1 km/l by test maximum over 20,000-150,000 rpm, Formula one speed 160-250 km/hour, over 250 km/hour on all circuits. 7. CVT | Easy damage parts, 1-5 km/l, below 1 km/l by test maximum over 20,000-150,000 rpm, Formula one speed 160-250 km/hour, over 250 km/hour on all circuits. 8. Wider rear parts than front parts bodyworks | the lowest traction 0.7g, extreme tail flick, extreme slide, below 1 km/l by all speed on all circuits. This record information come from all brands and all socials who can't pass Europe test performance standard bases all in automobile market. It mean no one pass Europe test performance standard base in automobile market. Code forbidden AE styles group in automobile market are criminals class brilliant terrorists, mutant terrorists and their status prisoners level death clans. These ones effect EV, hybrid. From All brands and all socials databases
@CactusClai4 жыл бұрын
Top Gear got erased as the most watched TV show ok TV when they sacked Clarkson. When have the bbc ever done the right thing. Never!!
@theretardedamericanchild49053 жыл бұрын
0:31 the laugh of a lunatic
@HentaiSenpaiAMV4 жыл бұрын
2:32
@jindylikessoup4 жыл бұрын
James may will always be the poorest looking rich man to walk the earth
@TheHutchy014 жыл бұрын
He's richer than Croesus and has developed a new series where he makes bizarre shitty 70's sandwiches
@antoniorobben51464 жыл бұрын
Post malone?
@WayTooFit4 жыл бұрын
Doug Demuro
@krzysztofwojewoda40754 жыл бұрын
Ed Sheeran looks homeless
@alecgurdon51974 жыл бұрын
Except for his £250,000+ Ferrari
@jurgenfranciscus4 жыл бұрын
These 3 persons will be the best trio the TV has ever shown in my opinion
@cffgg7204 жыл бұрын
definitely 💯
@maniestranger43294 жыл бұрын
I agree
@nadinemueller784 жыл бұрын
Yes it is, it is yes ( Richard Hammond) 🤣
@Joespary3 жыл бұрын
English pls
@jurgenfranciscus3 жыл бұрын
@@Joespary that's exactly what it is
@foggyj44744 жыл бұрын
“I can’t get over how heavy those bananas were.... How did she have them on her head?!” 2:24
@stpbasss37734 жыл бұрын
@Kj_mast_er messed up what lmao she isn't a slave or something 😂😂
@stpbasss37734 жыл бұрын
@Kj_mast_er bare minimum to someone like you looking at it from the outside lmao. Money doesn't make happiness and that isn't America or England how TF would you know what she makes and how she lives. She could make good money doing that you don't know lol. Like I said nobody is forcing her to do that she is making money and seemed happy to me. Different countries different culture.
@stpbasss37734 жыл бұрын
@Kj_mast_er 🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
@Monsterized3014 жыл бұрын
You two took a funny moment and made it serious and not funny anymore, good job
@foggyj44744 жыл бұрын
joe lattin it’s all good, I reported all of their messages, hopefully KZbin removes them all
@eeshwar254 жыл бұрын
"Right, my crane is too small. That's punishable by death, is it?" hahahaha
4 жыл бұрын
"Not the exhaust manifold." 😂😂😂
@hidegohandaru4 жыл бұрын
Im still perplexed as to how a show littered with random and funny moments like this has to be scripted, truly a blessing
@asianbrinedeng3 жыл бұрын
It seems so random and conversational,I think some of it isn't scripted and that part is them talking and they have to type it all out and plan and such, but still best car show
@julianjot41514 жыл бұрын
3:57 does it mean he's not coming on then?
@Waylo2k163 жыл бұрын
R/wooosh
@e4_blitz7853 жыл бұрын
@@Waylo2k16 r/wooshed the whoosh
@oli23283 жыл бұрын
Well he was blown to pieces by a remote control stick of dynamite and is now a spray of red and a thin vineer of flesh on the ground, so that is a no
@modelreviews37054 жыл бұрын
Jeremy Clarkson I' don't know what those to are plotting but it won't work Richard Hammond u might want to close your ears Jeremy Clarkson this car is just INV..... Explosion Me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@diarmuid8584 жыл бұрын
The funny thing about that is they are moving around a joystick “to direct it in” but it is just a flight simulator joystick...
@ruthplayz4 жыл бұрын
2:32 oh, god I have tears in my eyes
@ragingbull1544 жыл бұрын
Thank God for these three guys. They have made me smile during some tough times. Clarkson.....to be so knowledgeable about cars and other vehicles......is the most hilariously and mechanically inept person. A sledgehammer will fix anything. LMAO!!!
@ZeroOne01Rus4 жыл бұрын
1:57 So thats how they recorded Crash Bandicoot voicelines
@roostmx4 жыл бұрын
2:00 “wuatt”
@Fifthcell4 жыл бұрын
2:15 that really is impressive
@joedowle52254 жыл бұрын
"Explain how the accident occured" "A MANIAC CAME THE OTHER WAY!"
@mastermindd4 жыл бұрын
Clarkson: This car is simply invincib... *KA-BOOM* Clarkson: wat
@Avenger4604 жыл бұрын
famous last words
@lucas824 жыл бұрын
you know things are about to go wrong when you see a open car bonnet and Clarkson holding a hammer.
@TheKaiTetley4 жыл бұрын
3:57 Simply...the bomb.
@mychannel-lp9iq3 жыл бұрын
So Jeremy Clarkson is dead.... AAAAAANYWAY...
@AidanRyan4584 жыл бұрын
Speed and power
@kanokponkruasan64143 жыл бұрын
3:54 "This car is simply......invinc" 💥exploded 💥
@garyw3704 жыл бұрын
*James May, regularly (& others, occasionally)*: CLARKSON!!! 😄😄😄
@challenger20314 жыл бұрын
The Toyota Pickup indestructible and even indestructible from fire extinguishers 😂
@theodrht4 жыл бұрын
"this car is simply.. invince-" *FVUVV
@xyzz__50884 жыл бұрын
Which episode? 0:37 1:33
@kustu3 жыл бұрын
Driving across ukraine and the other one is new zealand rental car challenge.