Jeremy Hotz - Canada & USA

[@linkfan160]

"We know how to hate....strategically!" That pretty much sums us up. We're just as mean as the Americans, we're just more quiet about it.

[@xGoodOldSmurfehx]

naaah we can be tough and mean if we need to, the real difference between us and the americans is we know WHEN to it

[@davemasur1359]

xGoodOldSmurfehx $

[@garnetsisler9249]

@Ken Lompart And Garner Guy wonders why we don't like Americans.They cant even take a joke.

[@declantulk5772]

@@GamerGuy-dm4vz holy shit u sound dumb on American hockey teams there's canadians and Europeans all mixed if u look at the Olympics we have won gold slot more than any other country that's just cause it's a popular sport here and we have invented a lot of technology that is important, people like you give Americans a bad name and that's why people make fun of you guys

[@bobsyouruncle66]

Really!? We haven't spent decades overthrowing governments in other countries, installing puppet leaders to help corporations profit!We are nothing like the U.S.!

[@glennlaroche1524]

As a Canadian, let me say every word is true----and hilarious.

[@KyleRuggles]

Yes! Ditto! Now more than ever! They're crazy!

[@cybercat29]

As a Canadian, I agree.

[@kferr11]

As an American I can promise you we think you Canadians are a joke. People who come to our country for better health care. People who use our military to defend you. You may think we're assholes. But we're the assholes who make it safe for you to be "the cool country" who only care about hockey and HGTV.

[@adwoa590]

kferr11 Lmao found an angry ‘murican🤣🤣

[@patrickmulroney9452]

@@kferr11 better health care lollllllllllllll

[@ThePensissimo]

he sounds like he's being held at gun point through out the entire act it's bloody hilarious

[@IDontGotThis]

This comment made the experience twice as good

[@thunderclanwarrior1253]

He *looks* like he's being held at gunpoint, it's beautiful-

[@chloelaberge8606]

He looks like he's on happy drugs

[@ourcolonel1685]

His voice always trails off. It's his signature move.

[@3506Dodge]

I once saw Eugene Levy shopping at the old Beverly Center mall in West Hollywood/Santa Monica. I asked him how his Canadian modesty helped him in hollywood. He said something like, "if no one knows who you are, they'll underestimate you." He then grinned and continued shopping.

[@J.W.Brogan]

"you live in Quebec and you're a gardener; you work 3 months out of the year"

[@azrafairy1265]

That says everything

[@bobrobert6277]

plus 6 months of snow plowing that makes 9 months

[@BobbyFischerQc]

Tellement vrai, good set Mr Hotz

[@Olivierdubois44]

I'm Québécois and this hilarious

[@himynameisjc91]

I'm an American, and I approve this message.

[@darrenmcgovern1969]

Aw. Thanks, feel free to make fu of Canada

[@tannerrichestudios9534]

I'm a Canadian, and I approve this American.

[@markdemell3717]

I'm a,Quebecois ,Anglophone,bilingual, Native ,French ,Irish ,German ,Canadian and I think your funny.Hahaha.

[@bealightinthedarkness9986]

Same. 🇺🇲

[@earnesta.brooks7123]

I'm a Canadian and this is one of the funniest comedians I can think of. I would like to see him in person. I grew up near the Maine border. My mother wouldn't not cross over into the US. We saw a lot of USA deer hunters, no respect for private property or Canadian laws. I tracked my family back to the mid-eastern USA in about 1774. Then crossed into New Brunswick and settled in the upper marimichi river area , on a homestead in 1818. Family sold out in about 1952 or so, my father's father died without a will, but with a relatively young family of boys. My father was the oldest but at war and just getting out. His mother had to take over the farm and had about 6 teenage boys. A lack of education and a lawyer left them without much help. A large corporation bought it up. The war did not help.

[@larrysmith5439]

He knows his own jokes but still laughs his ass off , u gotta love him

[@LanternOfLiberty]

I think that's called "pot"...🤔

[@larrysmith5439]

@@LanternOfLiberty lol very true but it makes it funnier

[@robtech341]

Taking my lumps here as an American. Well done. BTW We love "ya'll" up there. Oh and thanks for Hockey!

[@devilsoffspring5519]

Thanks for the 100+ million dollar fancy new stealth fighter jets! Oh wait, we can't really afford them. Oh well, thanks for the next half century of our national debt :)

[@byeah4277]

He just described my day to day at 1:50 This guy gets Canada.

[@Ryanchopper12]

lmao, that's my day to day thing too xD, gotta love Canada.

[@tinybrownin]

As a Canadian I absolutely died watching this!!! So true!!! And growing up in Ottawa it’s so true. You get like 3 months good weather

[@aboveaverageazzuen2684]

Come to Kingston.... You get three days of good weather

[@patrickc466]

I'm a gardener I do work three months out of the year lol what a country..

[@KRS2000]

"I'm standing alone, Buford. Who are you looking at?". That joke made me laugh probably harder than it should have.

[@timtwoface]

This guy is awesome. I've always loved Jeremy Hotz...the more miserable he gets, the better!

[@endertron3603]

i feel like you could have phrased the last part a bit better.

[@traceylennon1204]

I remember him from years ago..he had me doubled over in pain from laughing too hard!!!

[@puntacanaman1]

@@endertron3603 I think you missed the joke- Hotz always refers to everything as miserable or horrible. I believe his one tour was "What a Miserable Tour This Is".

[@brianortiz2969]

😂

[@KC-xr2tm]

I'm an American. This guy is hilarious! For some reason, he kind of reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield. He's (Jeremy) aboot the funniest guy I've ever heard. Thanks, Canada, for Jim Carrey, Shania Twain, Alanis Morissette, and all the other great talents you folks have been kind enough to share with us in the US.

[@darrenmcgovern1969]

Thanks. Please feel free to make fun of us also.

[@standardofexcellence]

Bret Hart

[@2Sugarbears]

@@darrenmcgovern1969 They do.

[@SideWalkAstronomyNetherlands]

Actually, Canadian soldiers liberated the Dutch in 1944/45. We Dutch will never forget.

[@swissnor]

Jeremy Hotz actually has dual Canadian and American Citizenship and lives in the U.S..

[@frozonesmixtape2740]

ok?

[@studinthemaking]

Those Canada are a sneaky bunch.

[@jennagoode6818]

He grew up in Ottawa Ontario.... as did Mike McDonald

[@supertomchickenslick6010]

He knows how to make money. Americans don't care about Canadians. Canadians bigotry against Americans is pathological. Easy $$

[@Mick-hp4yg]

Can't believe I've never heard of this guy, he's great 😂

[@devilsoffspring5519]

I'm not entirely sure why, but the guy's delivery is a riot! I've never heard anyone like him!

[@andrewmdbell]

Jeremy Hotz's delivery of jokes is just great!

[@traceylennon1204]

YES!! @Andrew Bell

[@TheActiveAssault]

Anyone who takes a comedians material as reason to start an argument is an idiot. Be a normal level headed American and just laugh at the jokes. They're jokes. If we can't laugh at ourselves then what's the point.

[@traceylennon1204]

Thank you!!! @ M C A

[@Titan-sv8go]

if not the point is that he’s right .

[@saulmarinoni1274]

Im american, & loved it. Funny:) longtime fan of Jeremy Hotz

[@markdemell3717]

You are an American that is like a Canadian ? Minnesotans are very Canadian like.

[@spacenerd9499]

As an American, I found this hilarious! 😂

[@olivierdk2]

An English guy told me once " you never go to far when dealing with the silent one in a classroom, Canadians are the silent one in the classroom that is the American continent ". After reading what Canadians did in both world wars ( to the point major changes had to made in the post war updates of the geneva convention ) and the prowess of some of them, i agreed 100%.

[@carmenbrown3437]

Possibly.

[@Bigmiquimby]

I'm american and this guy is hilarious! SPOT ON!

[@robertinger8555]

Jeremy Hotz is one of my favorite comedians. Love this guy, he continues to make me laff no matter how many tymez I see his stand-up. Been enjoying his act for a number of years now & he just keeps it going. Missed his show last year at Yuk Yuks in London On, & it pisses me off that every tyme I watch him on tv or on youtube, I think that I could of seen him live. Maybe next tyme. Sean Collins is another of favorites as well

[@floffy3905]

laff

[@devilsoffspring5519]

This guy's stage persona is fucking awesome. Making anxiety entertaining again :)

[@amylee3531]

I rememeber this when it aired years ago lol. I would LOVE to hear what he thinks currently about the US

[@saulmarinoni1274]

about as much as he should Trudeau

[@cherylsmith7282]

I love this guy. Watch the same thing over and over again.

[@Butterflies-are-free]

Pure GENIUS! Omg!

[@XxAzureNekoxX]

I'm American and this was HALARIOUS!

[@shaqolungakunene8111]

0:20 *They are the most unCanadian people you'll ever meet. THEY LOOK LIKE US BUT THAT'S THE END OF IT THERE.* 😂😂😂

[@carmenbrown3437]

funny

[@Tex-y7v]

This man is gold.

[@mystery785]

When you get bullied by your little brother, that's right I'm talking to you Canada! (but everything he said in this was accurate and hilarious about America)

[@robertcarson3116]

How was it accurate lol??

[@Phantwigurl]

The funny thing is, I'm an American, yet I am laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks. XD As an American, I apologize for the defensive Americans who are attacking people in the comments.

[@spacenerd9499]

I'm with you!

[@volooooo]

I’m American and I found this hilarious!

[@SuperTurbo1200]

Americans and Canadians are the best of Allies all the making fun that goes both ways we are proud to call you guys our brother in arms !

[@360-Guy]

Absolutely hilarious I love this type of comedy 🤣

[@awfan221]

It's true about the strategic hate. I instinctively apologize even if someone else is in the wrong and bumps into me or does something else that signifies their poor awareness. I apologize then and there, and acknowledge their apology if they offer it, but then 2 seconds later I am rolling my eyes and saying "dumbass" or "asshole" under my breath

[@kengrams2685]

I can't believe some of these comments - people, it's COMEDY! - every comedian has his or her schtick or gimmick - this is his - it's not a Canadian vs. U.S. thing - it's his schtick - the same with his hand to his eye - don't get all concerned about it - it's his thing and it's very original - terrific comdian! - one of the best -

[@BabyBalrog_RJTC]

Okay it's not rocket science, people. If you don't like him, don't listen to/watch his stuff. I dont like Dane Cook but I dont troll his videos and make snarky comments. I saw Jeremy Hotz live here in Calgary and he makes fun of anyone and everyone, most of all he makes fun of himself. If you can't relax and have a laugh at yourself once in a while, don't try to ruin it for those of us who can.

[@dalepeto9620]

We don't have to make America great "Again" . America is great and will always be great.

[@BabyBalrog_RJTC]

Dale Peto Yeeeeeaaaaaah in the next couple weeks that might change

[@ransom182]

R.J.Kjeldgaard SOCILAIST!!!

[@ransom182]

@Samuel Fewer MARXISUSTTT!!!

[@markcardenas4354]

Who the hell doesn't like Sir Mr. Cook?

[@AshleyMarieAmbuehl-lk6gr]

Jeremy Hotz is so underrated. I wish more people would watch his comedy.

[@joanford9247]

My favourite is the bit about the pilgrims, they actually did look like idiots with the belts and buckles this guy is my go to when I need a good laugh.

[@Bearsca]

This is the best stand-up I've ever watched, and I've watched a lot.

[@FMichael1970]

I think he might have something in his right eye...Other than his hand.

[@bignaturalsenergy]

2:00 is so true.

[@marie-jo8426]

OMG! I just noticed I wasn't subscribed to your channel. Tsk Tsk! This is my favourite bit I believe except for seeing you & your "peeps"😆 at Your festival at JFL. Forget the year (Brain Injury, memory is CRAP)

[@HotaruZoku]

I would like citation on exactly how high this man was during his performance.

[@owenaraujo]

Drunk

[@cammcgrath7012]

Neither. He has social anxiety

[@leanneblake4248]

This Guy is So Funny because it's So True. I am from OZ. They still think it's 1800's. As for Texas . My cousins moved to there. I won't visit them. People walking around in Cowboy Boots & Guns hanging off them in Shopping Malls. No Thanks. How fucking Mental is that.

[@robert5755]

ooh poor baby

[@valeriaquintana704]

Funny guy, I can't believe I didn't know about this guy! Come to Texas!! :)

[@weltschmertzz]

Kindess is considered strength to one and weakness to another.

[@stenbak88]

Funny how people make fun of America yet everyone comes here to live. Sorry we enjoy freedom

[@devilsoffspring5519]

That's no joke, but the context probably isn't appropriate here. Canada has it's problems out the wazoo.

[@petliker1102]

Oh I like him, he’s funny but he sound like he’s on the verge of tears. Like at any moment he might Start sobbing. Other than that 10/10.

[@asdkotable]

Idk I think that's part of what makes him funny. It's like he's reallllly miserable.

[@gayle7989]

Because of that 10/10, you mean

[@sluttyMapleSyrup]

Literally his whole schtick

[@menacetosociety471]

As a texan, I can determine we are all yahoots (lots of Texans do dress in cowboy attire, but all of us say y'all)

[@JimS870]

Canada wasn't a country until 1867, but the Thanksgiving Canada celebrates was started in 1578. :)

[@DistantVision85]

Someone in a comment above you says the US started their Thanksgiving holiday in 1863.. 🤔

[@pendraco2000]

the US wasn't united till 1865 :P they were just "the States"

[@nekro5342]

@Brandi Bohannon we're still governed in theory by the UK. Our leader is the governor general but the prime minister does the real work.

[@dreadfog]

Brandi Bohannon Ignorance is abundant in America. The status of "Canadian citizen" was first created under the Immigration Act, 1910,[5] which included anyone who was: a person born in Canada who had not become an alien; a British subject possessing Canadian domicile;

[@dreadfog]

Brandi Bohannon Someday you’ll be correct about something.Canada obtained full autonomy when the UK Parliament passed the Canada Act 1982 in 1982. This granted full sovereignty to Canada, and so marks the date at which Canada became truly independent.

[@TheKodiii]

Wow turned an innocent comedy video into a debate. So proud of you guys, from Australia.

[@s.agmoment2541]

all i heard was “maple syrup and moose’s and i like to walk around in the cold”

[@mypetcrow9873]

I’m am American. He is being Very kind.

[@cameronm2877]

I remember watching this guy as a kid on just for laughs. Oh how time flies

[@Protectobot]

WOW! They got great audio equipment on the audience so you would think THEY were on-stage! 😵

[@The99banana99]

its awesome!!!

[@maxasaurus3008]

Canada’s real colors showed in WW1 just saying.

[@DeathAngel-tg9yk]

👼 Has any of TEMPORARY Canadian's ever told you that THANKSGIVING IS AMERICA'S HOLIDAY THAT WE THANKED GOD FOR...

[@annamariereimer5086]

Canada celebrated their first thanksgiving in 1578, while the first American thanksgiving was in 1621. Canadas first celebration was to give thanks for safe passage across the ocean. Whereas the US thanksgiving was initially celebrated by the Wampanoag people for many years before the white people came to the Americas and when the pilgrims made peace with the Wampanoag people, by exchanging European weapons for food from the natives. They then celebrated thanksgiving together for the bountiful harvest that they had that year.

[@nirvanapower1991]

You know I hate how every other comment is about how the U.S. is better then Canada, then someone calling them out on how stupid that is. How about we're both decent countries, with a mixture of good and bad people and highs and lows. There's no reason why this needs to be a competition. -.-

[@wspycher1006]

You are absolutely right it isn't a competition. Canada is better plain and simple

[@whalelord9641]

He looks like he's about to just crack up laughing at any given moment.

[@parkercallahan2575]

I'm Canadian and Everything that was said there is so true

[@aaroncoleman8271]

Canada is more like USA then USA to canada you do everything like us but more polite and better in every way except military

[@tybooskie]

+Aaron Coleman Not food. I like Krispy Kreme but I am biased because I live near the headquarters. I used to live across the street from the factory.

[@robertlongwill8856]

Erin Coleman I got news for you yes your military is bigger then Canada's but we are better trained then your soldiers if I'm going to war I'm not taking the USA I'm taking the United Kingdom therefore I have very little chance of being killed by Friendly Fire like your country does all the time now go crawl under that rock

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[@kjeezy2990]

Aaron Coleman your military tech is better...Canadian armed forces are trained better.

[@NatandGeorge]

& Canadians understand how to write & speak ENGLISH. . .

[@delaneymontelli7913]

I'm American and I don't know if he was insulting us completing us or both

[@gra6649]

I think you have just proved his point.

[@markcardenas4354]

@@gra6649 you're the one commenting to a guy that commented 2 years ago sweet cheeks

[@gra6649]

@@markcardenas4354 So I'm a little late, sue me.

[@goldengreen7763]

@@gra6649 Better late than never 😉

[@koffiecake]

I don't know at this point

[@cactusblob1688]

I'm only half-Canadian and this IS hilarious!

[@samantha03d92]

Omg dont take a drink and watch, I almost choked cause I laughed at the “donuts” part!

[@draytonwright6345]

Why does it look like he wants to burst out laughing or cry 😅 funny stuff lmao

[@kUiONLiNE]

LMFAO thats so true i was at the gym a few days ago, guy was being a prick to me for no reason and as he left this other guy was like "what a fuckin asshole"

[@cappiegirl23]

@1stJRjackass Yeah I love this whole bit..so true!..haha.. Your very welcome..have a wonderful weekend ♥ ♥

[@BadAss15-60]

We know how to hate.....strategically. Lol.

[@harrywalker1621]

This guy is the best entertainment

[@duckandcoverX]

Haha spot on! We're venturing into Pluto and Venus very soon and plan on claiming Canada by 2025.

[@vincentvezina2936]

Holy shit, that guy is stoned out of his mind.

[@Michael-ur4gd]

So funny. Never fails to impress me

[@Fretless99]

He's great! Very funny man.

[@CommentAndFavorite]

That whole bit about strategic hate, absolutely true. Reduces conflict a LOT. xD

[@TheBeatKeeper]

I know!!!! Youre so right.

[@Venkman007]

Girl sitting next to the landscaper/gardener.....DAMN.

[@NobleNemesis]

+Venkman007 Right? haha

[@dalepeto9620]

Landscaper worst job in the world

[@brianortiz2969]

Venkman007 beautiful girl

[@devilsoffspring5519]

1:49 How can he make THAT seem so damn funny?! Holy crap!

[@patrickmoroz5282]

6:45 that's more like 1 - 1.5 after that it gets to cold for the plants

[@sibubble16]

i was mostly laughing because this guy is so close to laughing the entire time omg xD

[@Canada2760]

Never seen a Canadian comedian mock the USA before, well they do it all the time to us so no need to apologize here:)

[@andrewklan8371]

Canada2760 there is no need... but you are Canadian

[@Canada2760]

That's right, sorry aboot that eh?

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[@briannahills4452]

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[@koffiecake]

Canadians are awesome even if they hate America lmao

[@Anna-oi7yg]

it's funny how americans don't realize how much shit us canadians say about them when we're with other canadians

[@larrysmith5439]

I'm American. We don't mouth Canadians cause, well we r lazy and don't knw much about them...🤣🤣

[@larrysmith5439]

And ur so dam nice..

[@koffiecake]

Yeah but Canadians are still nice and good people but there was a rumour that Canadians talked about people behind their backs, which is not true because Canadians are nice

[@swiftdevil1]

why are you people fighting? this a comedy for laughing its suppose to make you have your arguments about canada and america has no point really wer all human but if you choose to stereotype and be rude for no reason go ahead

[@LushForests]

By the way everywhere you named is huge. Look at any town or city in nova scotia and it will be smaller than any of the ones you mentioned.. With the exception of Halifax and Dartmouth.

[@smashvillenashville]

Going to see him on March 2 in Ottawa Canada. Can't wait!!

[@johnreed3405]

Speaking as an American, I thought this was funny :)

[@reneblanchfield1688]

this guy cracks me up.talk about laughing to death.

[@jessifer23f]

I forgot about that information. Thanks. c:

[@saulmarinoni1274]

Im not Canadian, but I love Letterkenny

[@21anusha]

Tim's !!!! 🥰🥰🥰

[@acidsmokemachine5873]

How'd i miss this guy, shit.

[@nick81286]

Whats with the finger on the lip?

[@Bigmiquimby]

I think I wanna move to Canada xD

[@dvddpr]

Canada.....is America's hat.

[@wfcoaker1398]

If we were in prison, America would be our bitch. Lol

[@koffiecake]

Hm

[@koffiecake]

Then what's Mexico?

[@dvddpr]

@@koffiecake America's toilet.

[@Dloweification]

Great routine but the whole squeaky snarking voice thing got excessive really fast.

[@heroman2372]

That's the reason why I like him, so...

[@Sambuffy77]

is it me or can u guys agree that he so high outta his frickin mind doing this right now?

[@iamtheRenegade3]

@Stamkos60 Here here!!! And don't forget Edmonton.......Edmonton. I can't think of anything right now but there's a mall here.

[@duckandcoverX]

True. and in case you haven't looked at my other comments below, I'm just trolling because I'm bored. But I was generally addressing the countries and not their governments.