The Northman - Movie Review

[@Quidividilake]

This is why I’d love a Robert Eggers adaptation of The Odessey/The Iliad. He could totally make Odysseus the hero in a way that doesn’t feel watered down or tries to make him relatable to modern standards.

[@joshuabistline6287]

He would do a great job but he seems to like to tell his own stories which is cool.

[@timothyfasano1583]

That would actually be really cool. I wonder what he’d do with a warm Mediterranean color palette, since everything else has been so dark.

[@mikejunior211]

I heard he might be doing Nosferatus next.

[@MeTaLISaWeSoMe95]

That would be amazing. Even if it isn't Odysseus, have him give us a new Greek epic. I'd be all in for that.

[@timothyfasano1583]

@@mikejunior211 Nosferatu just got shelved, which is a bummer.

[@mikesnow.]

It's awesome to hear the action getting so much praise! I was on this stunt team for 4 months. I was a Knattleikr game player and Berserker in the Slav village raid, and did a few bits of stunt rigging. I've seen the movie 3 times now and it gets better each time. Rob is rad to work with, keep an eye on that name!

[@TCReyes]

Thanks for contributing to a cinematic masterpiece!

[@Me-pu1kp]

Nice! Bet that was a great experience

[@elrumcajs666]

Just wanted to thank and congratilate on contributing to a fantastic movie like this one. Great fucking job, man!

[@WillBNunn]

That’s awesome! Great work!!

[@jeffrey8014]

cap

[@freek931]

The fact that Eggers also has all his sets hand built with similar tools from that time is mindblowing and makes watching the movie even more special absolutely stunning and engaging movie. 10/10

[@kiillabytez]

Not to mention the garb and armor was hand made using the techniques of the period. The attention to detail is mind-blowing. If people are offended by the dialog and subject matter as presented in this film, maybe they needed to be offended by it.

[@amuroray9115]

@@kiillabytez agreed

[@JoeRaygun]

It is a crap movie.

[@enayem1]

@@JoeRaygun why do you think that

[@JoeRaygun]

From the first scene full of terrible CGI sailing ships, to the alienating story line, to the obvious placement of the necklace to be used as the focal reference in a time jump, to the giant Viking 'slave' which nobody sees as suspicious, it's embarrassingly bad

[@onyx_risen6843]

Another thing that was absolutely marvelous about this movie was the music. The Norse drums, horns, and chanting were perfect in building the atmosphere for every large event in the film. Definitely one of my new favorite movie soundtracks

[@chrishinkley5743]

Look up Heilung Lifa live show .... one song was used in the trailer but not the movie amon amarth was used in the soundtrack

[@OMAHA16]

OnYx_RiSen Loved the score, but it was too much in the background, never really stood out.

[@geeman.8081]

I think Eggers really excells with his music/soundtrack. The Witch and Lighthouse had the same overbearing and pounding soundtrack that I felt added to the atmosphere.

[@Weeepaaa]

Felt like I was playing Skyrim so many times hahaah great score indeed.

[@Dracobyte]

This is the closest we are to having a Berserk live-action adaptation.

[@matadorspvfc-comaberenices2234]

I loved "The Witch", I loved "The Lighthouse" and I am so pumped to see "The Northman". Robert Eggers is fast becoming my favourite director.

[@INRamos13]

Hope he can do his medieval epic "The Knight" next.

[@ps2progamer814]

"The VVitch"

[@tylerskiss]

he definitely has a style that stands out.

[@magic3383]

Bring your expectations down. I saw it with a friend and we agreed that's it just not very good. Can't possibly recommend it.

[@dominiquepowell3158]

I can't wait to see what he does next.

[@lillithdv8]

In that final battle when Amleth primally grunts to deal the finaI blow, I wanted to scream along, it felt visceral and earned. The bloodshed and trippy nature of the narrative is something else

[@JamesTaylor-xj2jj]

My wife and I got married 13 years ago this August. My nephew showed us your revenge of the fallen video right after we got married and we've been watching religiously ever since. You actually are something that will always connect us with humor and insight that we generally agree with. We appreciate you Jeremy! We hope all is going well in your life and we will surely miss you if you ever decide to leave. God bless you man!

[@Hard_Boiled_Entertainment]

"His poetry is his sword; his ink is blood." Love it, Jeremy!👍

[@War_Maker]

caught that too, a poet.

[@Peter-qq3io]

He’s like a painter who only used red.

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@Peter-qq3io]

@@Mr_Cinematic who are you?

[@gaddaitherage8204]

This movie has so much testosterone I grew a full beard and my 5 year old son reached puberty from being in the next room.

[@katsuro76e]

Once again, he’s got another good one under his belt. It’s like he plays with Genre tropes and elevates them. I can’t wait to see his take on an 80s breakdance film.

[@hugomaritz692]

@Mr. Melendez Both are good ideas but in such vastly different ways. My brain is pleased.

[@robertohernandezpena324]

I want eggers to comeback to horror genre! What about you guys?

[@elnoare]

Honestly that'd be cool

[@elnoare]

@Mr. Melendez You know that Euron episode where he raided Yara? It would be exactly like that but lifted up so much more ugh

[@thebatman4279]

@@robertohernandezpena324 A Jack The Ripper type Victorian-era horror would be awesome.

[@justsomeguywholovesberserk6375]

Bjork was perfectly cast as the witch considering how weird and alien like her music is

[@INRamos13]

Her music and herself.

[@stanleystaklight7555]

Yeah she's something else in a good way, love hyperballered great song

[@oakraidergrl4lif]

Her music is so unconventional. I could not get into her style.

[@blueberrydenim4807]

Her music is not that weird at all

[@aideyc2609]

Just so you know the past tense of cast is cast. There is no such word as casted

[@Susanoo7108]

As far as revenge tales go, would highly recommend "I Saw The Devil" Might be one of my favourite revenge tales after Count of Monte Cristo (a phenomenal book)

[@CrTrHaZe]

“I Saw The Devil” is great. One of the best revenge films.

[@Susanoo7108]

@@CrTrHaZe for sure. When Jeremy said "I could get my revenge now, but I'm just gonna mess with you for a while", that was the first film I thought of. The best kind of revenge 👌

[@syncopaint_minis3016]

And the korean old boy movie too

[@Susanoo7108]

@@syncopaint_minis3016 of course. A masterpiece of a film The lead actor of Oldboy is another really good Korean film called "New World". Definitely recommend that one (and it has the lead actor from Squid Game too)

[@HungL0W]

And then there's Sympathy for Mr. Vengence

[@jackhealy3328]

Robert Eggers is straight-up GOAT material. The man doesn't miss!

[@ILoveGrilledCheese]

That's such bad English. Greatest of all time-ed?

[@jackhealy3328]

@@ILoveGrilledCheese Fixed it. Anything else, teacher?

[@ayden839]

Heh. Goat.

[@curly_wyn]

No he isn’t. The Witch is a poorly-acted pompous borefest.

[@DeborahChangMD]

@@ILoveGrilledCheese man you sound fun

[@robertbrunner847]

The thing that really surprised me is how much creative freedom Eggers seemed to have in this big budget studio movie.

[@DKZK21]

He actually had to do reshoots due to the studio not liking how the film did in test screenings, and you can really tell which of those scenes are it lol

[@wacozacko89]

I heard he didn't have final cut on the movie because of the budget. Could we a see a director's cut sometime soon? That would be pretty epic

[@dawkosvk]

Yeah don't expect such budget anymore soon for him...movie won't make it's money back and he'll go back to having $10 mil budgets.....which is shame

[@MachoToast-lg2bc]

@@DKZK21 just curious what one’s you think they are. Not many of them felt that off imo except for the sports scene

[@dragonmcmx]

Apparently Eggers called this movie the "worst experience of his life" due to studio interference... so much for creative freedom :/

[@TheOtherGuy021]

What I love from Robert Eggers is that he has a distinct style, storytelling method. It reminds me of Tarantino not style wise but the fact that when you see a Tarantino film you know he directed it, it’s the same with Eggers

[@Mac0SXTutorials101]

he’s definitely an auteur

[@rhythmoriented]

While the production quality and story-telling are first rate (as we have come to expect from Eggers), it is the performances that were incredible. Skarsgard was a beast, Anya Taylor Joy was at the heart of this film, Willem Dafoe and Björk were perfectly deployed and omg Nicole Kidman! GREAT stuff.

[@dirtydinner6463]

Best performance from Nicole in years!

[@cecilialarsdotter2233]

Yes. I never even reflected upon the fact that i was watching Nicole Kidman. She became "The mother" from the first frame.

[@elnoare]

Every character mattered, even background

[@ultronemperor3525]

why nobody is talking about Claes Bang? He was the best

[@rhythmoriented]

@@ultronemperor3525 yep. Hard to list everyone, but I like the way he played Fjölnir (and how it was written) in a manner that was NOT just a one note bad guy. Heck, even Ethan Hawke was perfect for his role.

[@adamkreuz9068]

I like how it's different then his other movies but that's the point. He researchs history and builds a story around that. This was told how a Viking epic would be told. It's a revenge story but hidden inside are stories of humanity and how things are not always how they seem. All of it is guided by Norse mythology and beliefs

[@cecilialarsdotter2233]

Bingo.

[@Siegfried5846]

No, this is an evil piece of shit film that is extremely insulting to Viking culture and heritage.

[@ravissary79]

I looked up the story... it's actually pretty off base. Hamlet is shockingly more accurate.

[@LuisSierra42]

@@cactusmalone This is definitely one of his best, although i still like the witch a little bit more

[@ravissary79]

@@cactusmalone no of course. I didn't intend to. The story of Amleth isn't just mythology.

[@ATLabstract]

Jeremy, if you’re reading this. I remember watching you when I was 13. I turn 25 in a couple weeks. You’ve always been like an older brother to me who gives me good movie reviews lol. Keep it up man. Thanks for everything.

[@Gunn27]

Cringe overload 😞

[@philvillafana2584]

@@Gunn27 fr🤣just look at this weirdos pfp bro... tells you everything🤣

[@joshuajolon8657]

@@Gunn27 hater / misery overload

[@joshuajolon8657]

@@philvillafana2584 the way you speak is gross

[@justjaee546]

@@Gunn27 live and let live bro . What a shallow human being .

[@TheDreamForger]

2022 has some bangers for sure. Everything Everywhere All At Once, The Northman, The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent, The Batman. My wallet is definitely taking a dent.

[@geekhideout8161]

@Neon Thunderbird Um. I mean yeah, 2022 is set to be the best year for film since 2019 but there have been a bunch of incredible movies from the last two years

[@AlekHenderson]

Don't forget X

[@geekhideout8161]

@Neon Thunderbird Oh are you just talking about blockbusters? Cos then yeah, I see your point

[@MrBarborosa]

@@AlekHenderson x was so fucked up. Good but nasty

[@curly_wyn]

Everything Everywhere and Massive Talent were awesome! I’m not a superhero fan but I’d actually say the new Batman is miles better than the massively overrated The Dark Knight. The Northman was one of the most grand scale films I’ve seen and simultaneously one of the most boring.

[@SuperSonicAnguirus]

The first few minutes of this film I was hooked. Never before have I actually been so sucked into a movie where I felt like I was literally IN the world and experiencing things going on.

[@veryspacedout]

Fax since the revenant

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@skywalkn297]

You should watch more movies

[@novustalks7525]

And then it turned bad

[@EASY7356]

Yes and then he got to Iceland and the Movie totally lost me. But how he got the Sword was pretty cool.

[@intrinsicallylast5246]

I will always appreciate a Viking Movie that manages to get you invested while not pulling any punches about their horrific nature. It shows you without trying to moralize or apologize for it, it simply is a part of how they are and yet you still wind up completely invested into the characters themselves.

[@lucasbertsche3710]

The Count of Monte Cristo is one of my favorite books of all time and has got to be my favorite revenge tale! Best Served Cold by Joe Abercrombie is another great one

[@LastBastian]

Both great! 👍 And more people need to check out Abercrombie! Excellent stuff

[@Ladioz]

The count of monte cristo was filmed in my country. I visited the sat 10 times and it was wonderful movie

[@ilxyaeger]

SAN DAN GLOKTA!

[@LastBastian]

@@ilxyaeger lol, Glokta is the best!

[@harmanbeing]

Love seeing an Abercrombie reference in the wild haha. We need a Robert Eggers adaptation of The Heroes!

[@yellowfellow7246]

I hope Eggers keeps giving Dafoe ALL the roles. This actor-director duo is easily on the Dicaprio-Scorcesse level of awesomeness.

[@curly_wyn]

No.

[@TFQ1]

Michael cane - Nolan level

[@olivercrespo2329]

@@curly_wyn they just haven’t been doing it long enough but they 2/2 rn

[@keatomatic8535]

Great review my man, as always. Here’s my rating that no one asked for: Acting: A Cinematography: A+ Pacing: A- Set design/costumes: A+ Plot: B+ Score: A+ Story telling: A++

[@fettfan91]

I 100% agree with Jeremy that there isn't anything I would change, this movie truly cements Robert Eggers as a master.

[@synergyvid]

I ABSOLUTELY loved it. The only thing I'd change... Is some of the fight choreography was clunky/mistimed. But it was so immersive and true to what it was I didn't care. That's my only improvement.

[@TalosBjorn]

The fart scene was weird. I'd remove that. Literally everything else was perfect though

[@chinwenduizenwata6763]

@@TalosBjorn lol thanks me too

[@Dracobyte]

This is the closest we are to having a Berserk live-action adaptation.

[@jackrobinson1073]

@@Dracobyte nowhere near lmao

[@goodhunter9791]

Fuck yeah Jeremy! That's exactly what I was *really* hoping to hear about this movie! And goddamn... 13 years of high class, informative and entertaining reviews?! Congrats Jeremy! Thanks for being a part of our cinematic lives!

[@goodguykonrad3701]

I never had the chance to see The Lighthouse in the theatre, but I did for The Northman. It's such an easy world to get immersed in because it feels like they just brought cameras back to 900AD and filmed vikings. And if you're immersed, the music and the sound design really adds to the atmosphere of this world. There are so many moments where I got chills in this movie, and some of that was due to feeling the sound resonating up through my feet at certain moments. The plot is basically Hamlet and isn't anything new in that sense, but it tackles complex themes of revenge and childhood naivety, while being an audio-visual spectacle with incredible production design. Nothing feels rushed but nothing over stays its welcome either. As Jeremy mentioned in the review, the story is about Amleth avenging his father's death: that death happens like less than 10 minutes into the film. They do so well at establishing what this world is, the kind of father Amleth's father is, and they don't drag it on unnecessarily. I would also say that, having seen the film, there are moments at the start that gain a whole new perspective once the story has been told. I've not really been watching movies that have come out this year; I hope there are other films as good or better, but I strongly doubt it. If The Northman isn't at least nominated for a bunch of awards this Oscars, especially after Don't Look Up was nominated for anything last year, I'll have lost all faith. The only thing I'd change about The Northman is there are two moments where text appears to establish time: they feel unnecessary. You could argue that it's useful to know the precise year, for the sake of establishing the film's atmosphere and setting, but the second one saying "Years later" is so unnecessary as the editing already tell us that that would be the case. So, yeah, 137 minutes of film, and only about 5 seconds of it bothered me

[@marccox70]

Favorite revenge tale: Count of Monte Christo. The book is stellar. The movie..... I've seen it no less than 2 dozen times. I love the movie. Stellar cast. Beautifully shot. And just an all around brilliant adaptation of a brilliant story.

[@jackieelizabeth8614]

Yes. Love revenge movies that take sweet time and the hero enjoys ruining the villan over time.

[@buca117]

I watched it over Christmas with my family. Did you know that Henry Cavill is in it?

[@marccox70]

Yup. He's the son. So young.

[@zPencilPirate]

YESSS a lot of people shit on that movie because it's so different from the book, but I think it's so fun?? Like it's a great swashbuckler.

[@marccox70]

It is amazing. And although I respect 🙏 everyone's opinion and their right to them..... I cannot imagine what issue anyone could POSSIBLY have with this masterpiece.

[@LEE-kq9tq]

Of course we're all still clicking on your face. You're the every day person reviewer basically. I don't care about technical issues of a movie. I just want to hear someone's opinion so I can determine if I want to spend my time watching a movie. Plus you're just super charismatic and fun to watch :)

[@yeet-ri2vc]

penguinz0 (aka moist critikal) is great for that as well :)

[@anirudh270909]

and that hair dude😎

[@hugomaritz692]

he mesmerized me with the hands.

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@noahdaglio9362]

"His poetry is his sword, his ink is blood." is a hard as fuck line. That's some fantasy epic tier shit right there.

[@Merlchar]

I was so happy to see the mysticism in the movie, and I think it was blended within the "real" elements perfectly. If you love Icelandic sagas, you'll most likely enjoy this film. The pacing is unusual and the budget seems to have largely been spent on the first 30 minutes, but I felt that in a way that enhanced the sense of unpredictability. I didn't know where the story was ultimately going until it got there, and that's a hard thing to pull off. Anya Taylor-Joy--my goodness, she's just wonderful.

[@deusex3124]

I do get the impression this was marketed as more of an action film than it is which is maybe why some people were a bit perplexed by it. I have to mention the score and sound, because it's amazing. This is definitely a 'cinematic film', something that is undoubtedly better experienced in the cinema where you can feel the bass rumbling around you. You got through the whole review without mentioning Shakespeare or Hamlet, Shakespeare's Hamlet is based on the same saga that The Northman is based on - The legend of Amleth.

[@derekpeterson7412]

He mentioned it at the beginning in his quick Lion King blip.

[@deusex3124]

@@derekpeterson7412 I must've missed it.

[@derekpeterson7412]

@@deusex3124 it’s super quick.

[@FireJach]

Yea, the trailer tricked me too

[@nickfunkhouser7096]

Smoked a blunt before I saw this opening night. Fucking great experience with the sound design.

[@jaredcmartin98]

13 years. Just dawned on me that I’ve been watching you review movies for more than half of my life.

[@ruebenb5551]

This movie was definitely one of the greatest I've seen, Robert Eggers is a true visionary. A well deserved Awesometacular

[@curly_wyn]

No he’s not.

[@megamikethemovieman]

What was your favorite part of the movie?

[@LuisSierra42]

@@megamikethemovieman i loved the whole thing, but mostly the iceland part

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@CatastrophicDisease]

I was just so happy to see a depiction of Vikings that actually showed them as the irredeemable bastards that they were instead of some weird white-washed version (looking at you, Assassin’s Creed Brohalla). Beautiful film.

[@Jay-og4yb]

Agreed. This movie depicted Vikings like possessed animals. Very dark. Loved it

[@jrogers5152]

Brohalla made me laugh too hard 🤣 completely agree though, I’ve never understood why Vikings haven’t been properly portrayed before (or rarely)

[@theworldbreaker]

Vinland Saga is a pretty realistic representation of Vikings too, well... as realistic as anime can be lol

[@Jay-og4yb]

@@theworldbreaker you dorks and your little cartoons

[@c.odubhlaoich2948]

They were no more irredeemable than plenty other groups before and after them. They were even more redeemable than some anyway. Not to mention Vikings weren't even all one central group, they came from different nations and some were known to be worse than others. My own Viking ancestry comes from Vikings that literally came and assimilated with the Irish and didnt slaughter and pillage everyone lol

[@danielshults5243]

Eggers is now officially one of those guys who I will automatically buy a ticket for every time. The film is beautiful and stark, and the performances and pacing were on point imo. One thing that was hard to wrap my head around was what KIND of story it is-- At times it felt like a grounded, realistic story of norse life in 900AD, but at other times it leaned heavily into classic fantasy tropes like magic swords and prophecies. It would be in classic Eggers "slow burn" mode for a while, and then suddenly a series of brief adventurey vignettes would vault us into the next "slow burn" chapter. It was a bit odd in that sense. Really that's the only thing I can fault about it. It did not have nearly as much humor as The Lighthouse, but I don't think its bleakness made it a slog either- though I can see that being difficult for some folks to grapple with.

[@Darksummerswind]

Congrats on 13 years! Also "His poetry is his sword and his ink is blood..." is a fucking great line.

[@CatsGoMoo100]

Completely agree. Eggers is shooting up to the top of my favourite directors list. He seems devoted to capturing the past with minimal filmic concessions. He manages to create an experience which is comprehendible to a modern day audience but still shows a really detailed, gritty, harrowing, shamanic, unflinching glimpse of what the past might have really felt like for its inhabitants. The line between reality and the supernatural is frequently too blurred to see clearly. Mythology is not a comforting fairy tale but fundamental to a meaningful existence. I love what he does and I loved the Northman.

[@sonicman52]

Great take 👍🏽

[@curly_wyn]

The fact that this guy is one of your favorite directors is really a joke, dude. You need to watch more movies.

[@CatsGoMoo100]

@@curly_wyn That strikes me as an oddly mean-spirited and condescending way to phrase an unprovable subjective assumption. I’m sorry my taste offended you.

[@curly_wyn]

@@CatsGoMoo100 That’s my way of saying: Why have Eggers be one of your favorites when there are so many other directors that are more deserving?

[@CatsGoMoo100]

@@curly_wyn I guess I'd disagree with the premise that certain directors are more or less deserving of admiration. The fact that I like Eggers work, does not mean I don't like the work of anyone else. Also, I don't believe that the big established names are automatically worthy of undying praise -- and a top spot in everyone's favourites list -- just because they are well known. Because Eggers is a relative newcomer does not make him less deserving of praise. Crucially though, in my opinion, I think Eggers has yet to miss. I have been blown away by all three of his major releases. I loved The Witch. It was creepy, foreboding and haunting. I thought it was really impressively handled as a first major release with quite a delicate and supernatural plot. Same with The Lighthouse. Two actors in black and white in one small building was gripping, beguiling, maddening from start to finish. Eggers really knows how to the visual and audial tools at his disposal to tell an engaging and rich story. However, principally, I think he does a stellar job of getting incredible performances out of practically every actor he works with (no matter if he's working with big names (The Northman) or children (The Witch)). Now this isn't even to touch of the inherent subjectivity of art nor the expansiveness of my list of favourite directors. But this reply would get hideously long if I delved into those topics. However, critically, if someone comes along and (in one's opinion) knocks three quite stylistically different films out of the park, that person is doing something right and deserves to be held in high regard.

[@EFJoKeR]

13 years ? Damn... Congratz brother... I've only been around for the past couple of years... Maybe 3... But nice... As i keep telling everyone i know, when it comes to movies... "See Jahns - He gives THE most accurate and hilarious review of anything, and everything..." - Keep up the good work... Here's to the next 13 years...

[@jrogers5152]

This movie is fucking amazing! Me and my girlfriend went to see it on Saturday and we both loved it! Alexander Skarsagard absolutely kills it as Amleth, the fight scenes when they happen are brutal and intense as shit. If you love Viking mythology you’ll love it. The movie is 2 hours 20 I believe and me and my girlfriend weren’t bored at all. Just need to say this has probably the best preparation for a battle sequence I’ve ever seen in a film and I felt like I was with them, definitely my favourite film of the year so far 🤘

[@hollandscottthomas]

Did not notice the runtime at all!

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

@@hollandscottthomas same here! didn't even feel like a movie I was so immersed

[@Brndn350Z]

Same its movie of the year for me so far.

[@feck2594]

Personally my favorite in the last four at least . It was phenomenal. Tell everyone to go see it so Hollywood will take more chances to make good movie's . Also I love watching people cry at the end of movies, especially my girlfriend. I know I'm a A hole but it's funny to me .

[@MrWeAllAreOne]

I was bored and wanted the film to end. The film is an utter mess and I regret watching it.

[@nicolasgenette5774]

As revenge tales go, the one that pops up immediately for me is the original Korean version of Old Boy. Still one the more out there plot lines that hits you nicely square in the jaw the first time around when the whole set-piece wraps it up on you.

[@alissa6]

The Punisher(2004), Payback, Man on Fire, Rogue Assassin, Lucky Number Slevin, Four Brothers, John Wick, Desperado, Mask of Zorro, Gladiator, Parker, Faster, Italian Job, Romeo Must Die, Kill Bill and The Crow are a lot better than Oldboy. Oldboy is too odd, boring and perverse to me.

[@TheodoreBotman]

sympathy for mr vengeance is better for revenge than Old boy.

[@reyhavoc2911]

@@alissa6 I almost believed you till you added Punisher (2004). If you think generic action movies with 2000 cuts per action scene is better than a korean movie that redefined asian cinema to hollywood even before kdrama and oscar winning parasite movie, then suit yourself

[@alissa6]

@@reyhavoc2911 Here comes the pretentious "masterclass🧐🍷" shyt. Just because it's extra weird asian hintai, doesn't make it great. Atleast I can watch the Punisher many times and have a good time.

[@dustingentry1414]

I came to see if Death Sentence was mentioned!

[@IdealistINFP]

One of the most reliable reviewers on the interwebs!!! Amped to see this movie after the review!!!

[@PerfectCell9]

Trailer looked amazing.. Jeremy loved it. I am down, can’t wait to check it out. Congrats on 13 years of killing it on KZbin Jeremy! I’ve been a fan for almost 10 of those. You do great work sir.

[@shanumutyampeta]

Hey....Don't watch this movie thinking about the trailer. The trailer made this movie look like Braveheart, and it's not. That's not to say there aren't epic battles. There are. IT's just more of a conflict of revenge, love and hatred. It's also extremely weird. I mean that. If that sounds like your kind of thing, go for it. You won't be disappointed. But if not, you will walk going, "what the fuck did I just watch?" in a bad kind, nay awful, kind of way.

[@PerfectCell9]

@@shanumutyampeta I’ll keep that in mind, thanks!

[@MFBloosh]

Them Skarsgards really know how to play a Viking. Gustaf Skarsgard was amazing as Floki, too.

[@alissa6]

Didn't their father Stellan Skarsgard play one in King Arthur? Maybe Im mistaken.

[@A.D.Rogers]

Loved watching this in the theatre. The shots in this movie were absolutely beautiful! May not be for everyone but it lived up to my expectations.

[@clairerodin2070]

What a freaking masterpiece!! If you haven’t seen other Egger’s films and are expecting something like the Vikings show please don’t bother! Best cinematography of any film period!

[@SOV_Gambit]

I found it about as cheesy as the series Vikings. Good cinematography yes , but boring film.

[@TarnishedTargaryen]

tf you talking about the vikings tv show was great and this movie flet just like the vikings tv show the savagery and the supernatural elements

[@amuroray9115]

@@SOV_Gambit Your boredom isn’t anybody else’s but your own.

[@themidnightdrop3503]

When the second trailer for this movie came out there was a quote saying "Holy Shit" and I think that's the best way to say how good this movie is.

[@apkapaka]

As a revenge story I’m gonna go with Old Boy (original) On a random point though. I’ve been replaying Batman return to Arkham asylum/city and realized that you reviewed the originals 10 YEARS AGO!!! Good to know I’ve been here with you for 13 years Jeremy!!

[@FanSeitz]

Three movies in a row that are going to be in Jeremy's Top 10 of the Year list at the end of it. It's been a super long time since that's happened I believe.

[@War_Maker]

Will most likely be catching it in theatres next weekend. I saw The Lighthouse in theatres and I'll never forget the awkward laughs and reactions from the audience I was with. Eggers is always a treat, and hearing the actors talk so positively of how he directs makes me confident in his future career just like Villeneuve. The production and cinematography looks amazing.

[@bayonetababe9697]

Yeah I just saw it last night. I’ve been fortunate enough to have seen all 3 of his films in the theater. It just makes the experience so much better.

[@GearlessMo]

Congratulations on the 13 years!! That's just amazing. I joined the team when you were only at 20K subs! ANYWAY... Favorite revenge Tale; couldn't decide between these two gems: Carrie, by Stephen King, and The Princess Bride, by William Goldman.

[@ToriHiragana]

So glad to hear Eggars knocked it out the park again. I was really nervous about this, it’s seems so many of the indie directors lately make 1 or 2 glorious blow budget films then given something bigger either lose their identity in the studio grind or go full pretentious slop

[@nips2good4u80]

i give it an 8/10. It had boring moments too. However the last 3 parts are great

[@mm31740]

Really good movie. Slowish start but the latter half is so good

[@ardien.535]

yeah, people may not like it as much as his previous 2 films, but it's DEF. not a miss

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@nips2good4u80]

@@Mr_Cinematic I agree, it was a good movie, but nothing truly special about it

[@krisschaumburg6432]

Blue Ruin is one of my favorite revenge tales, mainly because the revenge is had in like the first 15 minutes. I love it because its really a "consequences of revenge" tale.

[@ewokpants4891]

It did a fantastic job of incorporating elements of legend, myth and Norse/Germanic culture in a way that audiences got the gist without resorting to hour long expositions to teach them. Also there is a particular fight that Norse buffs like myself very much appreciate for its accuracy. If you know, you know.

[@vikingosabroso5991]

I haven’t left the theater feeling like this in my life. This is my favorite movie in years. Please go see it. We need more movies like this

[@cecilialarsdotter2233]

Same here. It was pure magic.

[@NeilMo25]

youre god damn right

[@curly_wyn]

What? More bloated spectacles?

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@azvdcrafts6147]

When I get asked what is my favorite revenge tale, I usually remember Park Chan-Wook's revenge trilogy (Oldboy, Sympathy for Mr vengeance, Lady vengeance). They are all pretty good movies, but they all end up being a kick on the throat. We as the audience expect to see a cathartic carnage, but Park shows that things aren't always so simple...

[@Hardrive2677]

Damn 13 years?! I love this channel hope to see your videos keep popping up for many more years.

[@KnightmareFanFilm]

I just got out of the movie myself and I can concur with Jeremy’s conclusion this is one of the better movie experiences I’ve had in a long time and it was really refreshing especially as somebody who’s in post production for a feature medieval epic this is reinvigorated my love for filmmaking and has motivated me to push on in a time where I have been questioning myself and my abilities as a filmmaker

[@SP8inc]

What movie are you working on? I love medieval epics!

[@86Corvus]

this is a statement towards shitty state of cinema in general, not that this movie was any good because ive seen it and it was awful. Jsut fucking grotesquly bad. I didnt know whether to laugh or cry it was so fucking bad. Nothing in this movie is authentic, least of all the people and the story.

[@SP8inc]

@fastguitar To each his own I guess. I found the scene playful, showing a strange ritual that could have taken place at that time and place, but at the same time so intriguing and powerful.

[@Steven-gf1eu]

@@86Corvus ok

[@amuroray9115]

@fastguitar you mean Vikings? Lmao

[@jennifere.pergola598]

I've only been watching this channel for the past three years, but I'm slowly catching up on the past 13 - the reviews are always enjoyable to watch, even for movies and shows I don't plan on seeing (like this one, sorry to say), since they are well-thought-out, hilarious, and give a pretty balanced take on the experience as a whole. Keep up the good work!

[@amitnagpal1985]

Just watched it on Prime. Really enjoyed this movie. So weird and so complicated and yet it held my attention for every minute. How? This was excellence at display. How did the director pull it off?

[@alphacause]

Wow. I can't believe it has been 13 years that Jeremy has been on KZbin, and nearly that long that I have been a subscriber to his channel. Man how time flies. Congratulations on all your success. Jeremy's longevity in this competitive space comes down to the fact that he is highly adept at giving a relatable, common man's perspective to movies, while also doing it in a witty and insightful manner. I wish you many more years of success Jeremy!

[@megamikethemovieman]

If you want to checkout another movie reviewer just starting out, feel free to stop by my channel. I could use all the feedback my friend.

[@SomeMortyDude]

my favourite revenge tale. tragic story of a dad who's wife is murdered, leaving him to fend off an attacker from his children, all of whom die except one, who later get's kidnapped, the father travels all across the world to get his child back, and finds friends along the way.

[@keanu-sausage3682]

Ah yes, my favorite revenge movie, Finding Nemo.

[@jjstarrprod]

Just came out of it, and DAMN ! What a cinematic experience ! The images and music of this movie will haunt me for a while ! Oddly enough, it reminded me a great deal of A24 John Lowery's The Green Knight, that came out a year ago (and was also a formidable cinematic experience to me). Similar oniric and mystical vibes, with some slow panning shots that reveal that all you see is not necessarily real. Everybody in it contributed to make it a masterpiece (and it was quite fun to have just finished Moon Knight, and see Ethan Hawke here in a much darker -and shorter- role). Skarsgaard is super impressive and guttural (at some point, I was even worrying about his vocal chords, the guy can scream !), and he reminded me of a Conan the Barbarian of today. Nicole Kidman was deliciously evil, her scene truly sent chills in my veins. And Anya Tailor Joy was just hauntingly beautiful. The DP Jarin Blaschke was a true magician, with countless shots that could fall under the "every frame a painting" saying. And gosh the music ! It was a true standout, almost like another character of the movie. Each beat of the battle drums were really pumping blood in my veins ! It's truly rare to feel such a raw movie , yet oddly poetic and sensitive in all its violence ! Massive respect to Robert Eggers to have been the maestro of all these fantastic elements and have been able to strike such a raw yet delicate balance.

[@paragoncumulus6636]

I thought that too. I love The Green Knight and this just as much/ if not more/ equally/ can't decide! The cinematic gorgeousness and mythical elements are an absolute joy. It's not often I want to go and see a movie again right away, but those two movies make me feel that way.

[@jackfwoodward]

I love the fact that most of Jeremy's video covers can be an easy summary on his opinion of the film, so I knew he'd like this.

[@averygm9728]

This movie... words can't explain how great the storytelling, cinematography, and drama were. I got give it a second watch

[@nizzanator]

Great storytelling. What reason did the villages warriors have for pulling a coup on Ethan Hawkes character ? I completely understand Fjolnir and Nicole Kidmans reason for killing him, thats not my issue. But why did the rest of the villages warriors have for helping ambush the king ? Kind of a gaping plothole if u ask me.

[@averygm9728]

@@nizzanator well one it wasn't the whole village it was fjolnir men and the people that supported him. Those were likely warriors who knew their king was wounded since they came back from raiding. This would likely support Fjolnir and his people reasoning to support this. Those who are strong in the viking world lead. Two if you watched plenty of viking shows such as Vikings or other western viking movies betrayal is kinda a big deal. Kings and small groups of villagers always try to overthrow their chieftains. This trope is well known in TV and film despite it not being 100% accurate in real life.

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@nizzanator]

@@averygm9728 A full coup on an entire village and thier king, with little to no resilience against Fjolnir or his men. Way too convenient. Gaping plothole

[@nizzanator]

@@averygm9728 Its way too important of a plot point for the viewer to be left to assume as well. No factual context is ever given. Its a Major plothole and bad storytelling

[@allforone7130]

Thank you so much for making this in 2020. It just made my day

[@NikstSWE]

Seen it twice now and seriously considering a third! Its a masterpiece imo! The atmosphere, the "sets", the acting, action, costumes and sound/score, everything is fantastic! It has one of the most terrifying scenes I have seen! I don't mean terrifying as a scary movie would do it but how effectively it puts you into that situation and makes you feel terrified like the characters would. I won't spoil what it is but it involves howling and blood! Can't recommend it enough! See it in the theater!

[@RegBeta]

Well DAMN!

[@peruvianheat2053]

I know exactly which scene you're talking about! I'm just glad I wasn't eating popcorn or drinking soda at that specific moment LOL movie was insane in Dolby

[@ajpat9620]

This movie is the best to offer in 2022 next to The Batman.

[@patrickmcgowan1068]

Gotta say that scene was beast but the volcano scene was pretty fucking awesome

[@MMoniz253]

Saw it. It is indeed very well done. Technically everything on point. Directing, acting, set pieces. The atmosphere and music are all top notch. But i don't know if I'll watch it again so soon. This is what i experienced with Nolan's Dunkirk

[@biggman4526]

2 naked dudes sword fighting in a literal volcano. This movie was so METAL!!

[@cmcculloch1]

2 naked vikings man!!

[@Mr_Cinematic]

Yooo you should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@ichibi87]

Totally agree on "no down time", everything was moving the plot forward, no fluff no montage or filler just things happening that drive the plot to the ending. Loved it, and yes it was beautiful to watch and listen to... enthralling soundtrack too.

[@gloryordeath1165]

A couple honorable mentions of revenge tales for me are, Payback (Mel Gibson), Fist Of The North Star, Afro Samurai, Magnificent Seven, but the absolute best and one of the best movies period, Unforgiven (Clint Eastwood). Some may argue the movie as a whole isn't technically a revenge tale in the classic sense, but I am mostly referring to the last 3rd or 4th of the film after they beat Ned to death, you watch Eastwood's character slide back into the person we have heard about throughout the film with every word from the prostitute and every slug he takes from the whiskey bottle. And OMG does that film have some of the best phrases or one liners "Hell of a thing killing a man, you take away everything he has or will be" but the absolute best is (Hackman)"You just killed an unarmed man" (Eastwood)"He should arm himself if he's going to decorate his bar with my friend" Shit now I got go watch it again

[@aaronrichards433]

Payback, First of the North Star... spot on!

[@thejamesbondshow9754]

Licence To Kill the James Bond film is a brilliant revenge flick.

[@Mowntandewey]

I really liked Lucky Number Slevin as well

[@Gadget-Walkmen]

You forgot the masterpiece that is Vinland saga!

[@thomiJohnson]

Add Kill Bill to the list and yaaaaaaaasssssss to all of the above!

[@louisduarte8763]

"his poetry is his sword. His ink is blood." Now THAT'S poetry. And I think this is the 1st time I heard you call a movie "Awesometacular". As for my favorite REVENGE tales, the ones that don't wuss out with a hackneyed last-minute "revenge isn't worth it" message, I'm going old school with the first MAD MAX, DEATH WISH, and the good BATMAN movies.

[@philipchurch8772]

Most of it is him being faced with an increasingly greater cost, clearly articulated types of costs, and having to decide to to continue his revenge quest. It's about the whole warrior ethos thing that a promise must be honored at any cost, even if the promise is found to have been made on a misunderstanding. It painstakingly goes over every kind of inhibition or cost he may have had to pay. I love the scene with his dead mother and brother who he had been disinclined to kill and his uncle looks in on him over the dead bodies.

[@ihartcntnt]

Simple, atmospheric and brutal. This film scratched every itch I have. A+

[@CarlosSilva-ic1ri]

Absolutely loved The Northman, Eggers is quickly becoming one of the all time greats, my man dont miss. My only concern is that this movies doesn't perform well comercially and studios become afraid to accept his project's.

[@curly_wyn]

No, he isn’t.

[@megamikethemovieman]

Do you think it’s going to do well at the box office?

[@LuisSierra42]

@@megamikethemovieman the only thing that does well at the box office is marvel these days

[@Mr_Cinematic]

Yooo you should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@alfredosaucn]

JEREMY we trust your good judgement you haven't failed I dead ass look at your reviews before buying any rented movie and I'm glad to have you around mate keep grinding we are WATCHING THANK YOU! :)

[@snakeshadow1457]

Jeremy I tried growing out my hair like yours and got fed up with the maintenance after 1 month. More power to you sir.

[@Erasureeraser]

Robert Eggers is now officially one of the best filmmakers working today or maybe of his generation

[@curly_wyn]

No, he isn’t. Don’t try to compare him to the all-time greats, because he’s nowhere close.

[@curly_wyn]

@National Socialism No, he isn’t; and no, it wasn’t. Lastly, I highly doubt that he will.

[@Mr_Cinematic]

Yooo you should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@CurtisBond]

Can’t wait to see this film. Absolutely loved The Lighthouse by Eggers and can’t wait to see his vision for a Viking revenge tale.

[@stephennutter4188]

Watched it tonight. Some people walked out expecting a viking action movie. But it was a revenge fantasy, art piece, Nordic mythological masterful piece of cinema. You're gonna love it.

[@ceceliacross5953]

@@stephennutter4188 I know I did!

[@stephennutter4188]

@@ceceliacross5953 I loved the slow burn of the story. And the music really topped it off.

[@Mr_Cinematic]

Yooo you should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@erw2016]

When I heard the plot of the movie on double toasted I was like, “this is The Lion King” but they never mentioned Hamlet or the lion King. I love that Jeremy is so real and telling it like it is. I don’t feel like comparing movies is that offensive to directors or writers especially if it’s a quoted inspiration to the film.

[@fionndoorley7004]

Why would they mention a play based off their own story, or a children's movie based off that play? Amloðasaga is the old Norse story which Shakespeare based his play off the Old Danish version of, written by Saxo Grammaticus. This is the original story, its those stories which are taking from *this*.

[@telespectadorpensante.7156]

It's sooo easy to google and find out that this is the original story behind Hamlet.

[@telespectadorpensante.7156]

It's sooo easy to google and find out that this is the original story behind Hamlet.

[@travisgray8376]

The Northman is a masterpiece and a surprise to me best movie of 2022 and I'll even go as far to say it's one of the greatest of films ever made

[@ibrokemyownheart4953]

Lol

[@TattooedTabletop]

I really enjoyed the movie! I agree that it really is an experience because it is really historically accurate along with the mythology and rituals. They dove deep and I loved it! It's a movie that truly feels like an epic! The long shots were also fantastically done

[@ian_snow]

I loved this movie! I saw it last Friday and I'm so glad to see Jeremy do a review. The score is amazing!

[@redjongaming]

Watching the Witch and The Lighthouse.. i absolutely loved those movies and the uniqueness of them, i was very skeptical about the Northman. It looks action packed from the trailer and it just didnt seem like a Robert Eggers movie. But holy shit i was wrong. It was totally epic and that dark strange vibe which i love from his movies was all in this . 10/10 movie for me

[@joeriandroog1925]

I absolutely loved this movie. It was so immersive mainly because it just dropped you completely into the world without over explanating too much.

[@dray7816]

13 years of Jeremy Jahns and He’s still the only notification I wait for ♥️

[@FireJach]

Notification is for slaves of media. No matter what creator you're supporting

[@Mr_Cinematic]

Yooo you should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@SuperSuperballZ]

I click face for years. I was like, aw Jeremy. Here's to the next bakers dozen years. Thank you for being such a good reviewer with a delivery like an old friend from High School. Somebody I've known for years.

[@zPencilPirate]

Definitely one of my favorites of the year, along with The Batman and Everything Everywhere All at Once. It was harrowing and disturbing while also leaving me feeling energized. I'm sold on anything Robert Eggers does now.

[@ManiacMayhem7256]

same

[@LexiKnight]

Personally, the trailer and casting choices got me very excited for this. I normally don't watch Viking stuff but this really seems very intriguing. It looks like a brutal slowburn with some great acting. Looking forward to checking this out.

[@megamikethemovieman]

That’s exactly some of the major points I mentioned in my review of the movie. Stop by my channel to enjoy that video.

[@toneslice989]

Your review of this movie is as good as the movie itself. I felt the same way...I wanted to like this movie so much and it didn't disappoint at all. No moment was waisted I was completely enthralled from start to finish. I also felt like there wasn't one thing I would change. It's not a perfect movie but it's a perfect adaptation of Eggers vision and I loved every second. I felt after leaving the theater if I were to make a movie that's the type of film I would dream of making. And he did it. All the flowers and kudos to Eggers and the Cast...Just Wow! Great review Dude you nailed this one!

[@Alhawaii1]

It's spelled *wasted*

[@alexfatzinger9584]

This has been such a good year for movies! Right when I thought the theaters were dead 2022 resurrected them for me

[@megamikethemovieman]

What has been your favorite movies so far?

[@alexfatzinger9584]

@@megamikethemovieman That’s a tough question. I’ve loved so many for different reasons. I’d probably say The Batman. However, I don’t know if I’ve ever been as surprised with a movie as I was when I saw Everything, Everywhere, All at Once. I knew nothing about going in and was blown away. How about you?

[@megamikethemovieman]

@@alexfatzinger9584 Everything Everywhere All At Once! Then X and The Outfit. I’m a movie reviewer as well and have lots of other movie content too on my channel. Feel free to stop by to enjoy some videos and so we can keep talking more movies.

[@Mr_Cinematic]

You should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@mathewyerry2072]

This movie is a metal break down as a film. There’s no other way to describe it . It’s beating you over the head but you don’t want it to stop

[@megamikethemovieman]

Sounds like my reviews on my channel lol

[@WolfStory]

I walked out of this movie blown away. I WAS part of that world. I WAS on that revenge quest with him. The grittiness, the one-mindedness, the scope, and the sheer magnitude of the main character arc were astounding. I have a new respect for Skarsgard (not that I didn't already). Just an amazing film and one of my top of the last few years.

[@vde1846]

Loved this movie *so* *much* ! Such a well told, shot and acted story; so many fun cultural details and references to sagas and historical accounts!

[@Runway5]

You've reviewed movies on this platform for just under my entire lifetime, and that's just crazy. Congrats man

[@kellymoses8566]

Wow you are young

[@Runway5]

@@zainm5919 15

[@Mr_Cinematic]

Yooo you should also watch my video about why the northman aint for everyone BRAH

[@Runway5]

@@Mr_Cinematic nice video man

[@feck2594]

Took you're word for it and have to say it was one of the best movies I've ever seen . No exaggerating, I can not recommend this movie enough. The landscape's where unbelievably beautiful ( and I never use that word ) . This is the first time since T2 that I seen a movie twice in the theater. Another thing that shocked me was how many top notch actor's where in it . Seriously with so many good people in it why hasn't this movie been promoted more.

[@aneffortlesssmile]

Phenomenal film. I’m grateful to have witnessed such a masterpiece. I want to see more like this. No modern politics, unapologetic, not compromising. I love it.

[@Merco81]

It's interesting, seeing the cinematography, I picked up a bit of the Gladiator vibes from it... which when thinking about it, is actually one of my favorite revenge tales. Probably not best, but definitely top 3.

[@MercuryCircuit]

I agree with you Jeremy. I wasn't too sure after watching 'The Witch', but his style and film making is growing on me. I watched The Northman Yesterday with my daughter and we were sceptical at the beginning, but totally enthralled with the whole movie. A brilliant addition to the art of Cinema and this film could not be made by any other film maker. A+ Excellent. IMO. 👍😊

[@geephill808]

Irréversible has to be the most savage revenge movie ever made. First time watching it I felt my heart slamming in my chest. I was dizzy and had a hard time focusing. Later I learned there was a low frequency sound that plays in the background to trigger anxiety and nausea.

[@tonyredgrave3839]

Watch I saw the devil

[@geephill808]

@@tonyredgrave3839 love that movie. The cab scene is brutal.

[@guillaumeklein8118]

A very impressive revenge tale : the korean film "I saw the devil". Would you consider reviewing it ? Thanks for the content. Take care

[@titlasagna2172]

My favorite movie of all times. Haven't seen a movie as good as that since ever

[@antoniomileski1141]

Just watched that movie last night. Holy shit what a film. Would love a Jeremy review on it.

[@TheodoreBotman]

Watch the vengeance trilogy if you loved that.