Classic Dave - dave asks donald trump to build him a new office, 1/21/88

After months of complaining about how NBC won't redecorate his office, Dave calls Donald Trump to ask him to do it.

[@JiveDadson]

It was a perfect call.

[@nilstrobaggia735]

LOL, it was. It was a perfect call.

[@pyrrhicvictory1707]

Funny how Trump told him to go to CBS or ABC

[@TheH7469]

Yes the 2 biggest networks besides NBC at the time.

[@carsonbench3709]

"I'll be over there tomorrow, start working on it, and I'll do it myself." Got to admit, Trump just made me laugh.

[@joshuabahabwa7005]

i think TV was fun times back hahaha

[@phillycat26]

That was fricking awesome

[@llt3854]

Ernesto, my Filipino man servant

[@kmac1766]

My God, that skating rink…who knew? PT Barnum said it best: “There’s one born…..

[@lynn6005]

Best President ever ..D.J.TRUMP America misses you!

[@trailerparksupervisor7046]

The majority of the country would disagree with you. To be fair, he did have some good accomplishments, particularly in relation to the economy.

[@kayankra5657]

@@trailerparksupervisor7046 How do you like Biden? What’s he done for America?

[@trailerparksupervisor7046]

@@kayankra5657 not much so far.

[@jacksonmorganfroghin4815]

I agree with you. Unfortunately, many people have allowed their hatred of him to blind them to all the good things he did. Biden came in like a one- man wrecking crew and undid many of those things. Like shutting down the oil pipeline that had made America oil independent. If Trump didn't do Operation Warpspeed, no telling how many millions more would have died from covid. Biden has united the USA one way, by getting everyone to not like him and to realise he's not calling the shots because he doesn't even know where he is. Many Dems want Trump back. I've heard them. I know Trump has personality issues but so did Churchill. So what?

[@aaronbryant8489]

@@trailerparksupervisor7046 if you believe the media yes you would think a majority of the country but those are lies

[@cabercabe677]

For a guy that hates Trump, Dave sure owes him a lot for all of the segments.

[@penguin44ca]

Other way. Dave was king. Trump wanted the airtime

[@seanmills8910]

What are you talking about? 99.9% of Dave's segments had nothing to do with Trump.

[@snappycatchy]

Ha! It's like an office for Jack Donaghy.

[@shawn1928]

Trump: "Doin that swirl comb-over since at least 1988"

[@monolithgeometry3221]

Hypocrisy on someone elses appearance is fine when you're irrelevant

[@TheJanet4321]

The days before Trump was talking about how many times people flush their toilets.

[@andreaking2238]

And now they all hate him…go figure

[@PJVids83]

People found out what he's really like. Go figure.

[@andreaking2238]

@@PJVids83 same with your boy Joe

[@mikewolfe386]

I have an ouboard motor in my office

[@cjever6625]

Friend then.. how about now Dave?😅😅

[@hell-o-kitty24]

Yeah unfortunately he did not support him. So sad Dave...

[@itsmeasme]

@@hell-o-kitty24 no

[@steveconn]

Trump turned out to be a psycho Nazi. Not Dave's fault.

[@jordan3596]

trump is an incompetent moron

[@mainmaam]

This took the cake!

[@danielgriffiths9191]

Talking about Trump accomplishments - little did he know that guy would become President

[@trailerparksupervisor7046]

And a disgrace

[@jordan3596]

A one term president who is worst one in history.

[@janishart5128]

@@trailerparksupervisor7046: EDUCATE and INFORM your willfully ignorant, intellectually lazy and dishonest khawwmee-kowtowing DemoCROOK self: #walkaway .

[@Gr8thxAlot]

That comment about "the empire", lol. Who would have known!

[@mommy648]

Dave: When you want things done right and fast, call Trump. It's like this is what Dave would want in a president. 😉

[@steveconn]

Until like everyone else he discovered he was an incompetent hustler.

[@jordan3596]

That was a joke, trump was incompetent back then as well.

[@janishart5128]

@@steveconn: Here: YOU need to listen to what these FORMER Democrats are saying about YOU and the dirty, evil, amoral, racist, murdering kawwmee chyeena rayjeeem-kowtowing Bye-done DemoCROOK rayyjeeem: #walkaway .

[@georgeshelton6281]

As my father George D. Shelton once used to say about David Letterman: "What a jokester." Going through a makeover. This was right long before David Letterman retired.

[@steveconn]

And the contractors are still waiting to be paid.

[@jamesbomd3503]

YOU KNOW HE MADE GOOD ON THE OFFER IN THE END !

[@Wings_of_foam]

Like when he said he would walk with you guys to the capitol lol.

[@jamesbomd3503]

@@Wings_of_foamI say, That would be rather difficult old boy considering I live 10 minutes from the King of England

[@Jeremy-rq5rb]

Dave is very obviously being facetious. He made a slumlord joke about him right to him on this call.

[@michaelhawk3861]

Those were the times, when people could talk to each other like that! Without trigger warnings and other careful white glove treatment.

[@bradleyboyer9979]

No, he wasn't. Are you 12 years old? Donald Trump used to be universally loved, especially by Leftists. Hollywood loved him. The Clintons loved him. Oprah loved him. Then, when he had the audacity to run against Hillary Clinton, he suddenly became "racist."

[@Jeremy-rq5rb]

@@bradleyboyer9979 You taking serious offense to a seemingly simple comment makes me think you’re twelve years old.

[@Col_MULLY]

This is the truth about Donald Trump. Fucking haters gonna hate. He's a good man, just like Dave said.

[@johnr5252]

No, he’s not. He’s a POS.

[@kathymyers7279]

The Donald GETS IT DONE. It’s who he is.

[@timpowers6876]

Like your mom 😂😂😂

[@kimberlygrissom2315]

Yes most Crooks do !

[@brianfoster5748]

he sure stopped all those Americans with that wall he built around Mexico.

[@javiermontoya6849]

Anybody hear him say "It's hot in here again" 7:15

[@KiraPlaysGuitar]

Yeah, that's what the mic is for.

[@EmoryM]

I wonder what soured the relationship, seems good here.

[@modeo92]

The same things that soured many people's relationships with Trump. He became someone who pandered to the worst in people even if they meant going against what he believed himself.

[@TheBenjammin5150]

Goddamn you people are stupid. The relationship never soured, its all theater. Trump is and always has been in the "club".

[@departmentofdate2263]

TheBenjammin5150 lol not anymore

[@philbertphettbart7930]

The relationship between Letterman and Trump has always been pretty simple: Dave takes the piss out of Donald in a tone that seems like admiration on the surface (i.e. if you know nothing about Letterman's style of comedy, you might believe he's being sincere) but is actually making Trump look the fool. And Trump goes along with being mocked by Dave because he erroneously believes that he's in on the joke and/or he simply can't resist free media exposure. Nothing about that has changed over the decades, except maybe that Dave's ridiculing Trump became less subtle -- probably because Dave wanted to see how far he could go with it...

[@susanhicks4149]

Dave’s a liberal democrat !

[@charlesabramson9492]

and now they all hate him

[@beam-kitty8425]

You bet we do!

[@RollinCoco-Nut]

@@beam-kitty8425 You're wrong about that ... Just look at the polls! 😉🇺🇸❤#MAGA2024!

[@drackkor725]

Love him or hate him Trump got things done.

[@jvolstad]

Trump 2024

[@patrickmccarron5059]

Trump got things done.

[@Gr8thxAlot]

His dad got things done. I do give Trump credit for not completely squandering the family fortune, though.

[@niceguygesnone1]

Its sad how many celebrities turned their back on trump

[@TheOrangeRoad]

The media controls about everything, and if they say Trump is bad, celebrities will listen

[@starfishcoffee8933]

It’s sad how Trump turned his back on America.

[@doddsino]

@@starfishcoffee8933 Do tell...

[@starfishcoffee8933]

doddsino When terrorists attacked our country on 911, we all agreed it was something to stand strong against. When anyone attacks a whole building of people in our country, a President stands strongly against it, does everything in his power to make sure the message is clear that we do not accept this in our country. But, Trump praised the people who attacked our nation’s Capitol. After it happened, he put out a video telling the very people who attacked Capitol police officers that he loved those people very much and they’re very special.

[@jordan3596]

It's sad that anyone would support a con artist.

[@kerryrobinson9947]

Dave, Mr Perfect would have Mexico built it for you. The grift abides. 🤡🍊🤡

[@AngelicaRamirez-ti6wi]

Has donald trump ever appeared on johnny carson

[@jacksonmorganfroghin4815]

No I don't think so. That would have been fascinating. The Donald had always been fascinating no matter what one thinks of him.

[@crashburn3292]

Dave on Trump 3:45: * "We're very good friends." * "He's very wealthy man." * "You couldn't find a nicer guy." - WOW. Those statements didn't age well..

[@mrsmacca126]

All still true. Dave has had a brain transplant, tho

[@jordan3596]

trump turned out to be a con artist.

[@aaronford9996]

All this prior to Dave having brain damage from lack of oxygen during his heart surgery that turned him into a neck bearded liberal...sure miss the sane Dave. Hell, the latter Dave make Paul look like the sane one.

[@janishart5128]

@@aaronford9996: What've you got against Paul??!! He was ALWAYS the sane one!! .

[@burairallawati1099]

So, did Trump make Dave’s office great again?!

[@NetCerpher]

Burair Al Lawati no

[@farismag]

Well played

[@i.p.knightly149]

Yes but Ernesto was deported.

[@jordan3596]

No

[@kathymyers7279]

He’s been busy telling our ENEMIES where they can stick it . Got your green card?

[@peterldelong]

And what are your thoughts now Dave on Trump? Please tell Mr. Turncoat.

[@banana_junior_9000]

Don used to have a vocabulary above a five-year old. I wonder what happened.

[@otten5666]

He got more efficient.

[@jamesogorman3287]

I think the hamberders and Diet Coke clogged his synapses.

[@monolithgeometry3221]

When cells turn on the organ...

[@4thandinches]

banana junior 9000, Trump is still much smarter than your typical far-leftist, as Trump has common sense, and gets things done.

[@alexturner8104]

He realized he had to talk to people like YOU with the intellect of a 5 year old. It still sounds smarter than Biden.

[@valueofnothing2487]

What a coup!

[@tvviewer4500]

FFW 30 years and Dave hates trump

[@lindaarnold8321]

Wow what happened?

[@deanronson6331]

Skating on thin ice is Donnie D-bag's signature specialty.

[@claudiasmith8913]

Trump can do whatever he sets his mind to do. Love to have friends like My President.

[@crooning4leftovers125]

ahahahahahaha!

[@TheBenjammin5150]

Be more brain washed.

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

He couldn't overthrow a country, though.

[@miked8740]

Hopefully he’s our President again in 2024

[@RideAcrossTheRiver]

@@miked8740 Who, Putin again? Not a chance.

[@wmeador611]

That's one of the reasons he retired when he did. Because he knew how bad it was going to get and he couldn't do to a friend what all the other so called late show hosts are today. They're trash

[@zufgh]

I've been looking for that! She was hot..

[@JiveDadson]

Dude can't even build a single mile of fencing in 30 months.

[@benclark3083]

Yeah because that's his fault

[@Research0digo]

Cracks me up that Mexicans in TJ are stealing the razor wire off the TOP of the wall. HAAA

[@benclark3083]

@@instantkarma1511 The media does not decide the winner. So don't get your hopes up to much.

[@benclark3083]

@@instantkarma1511 I'm not quoting anyone and I'm not whining. If Corn Pop won well so be it, I just don't want an illigitament election. If there's fraud it needs to be looked into and handled no matter what side it is on. Do you not agree with that?

[@TheOrangeRoad]

@@Research0digo Those are the kind of people certain Americans want in this country. Mexico ain't sending thier best

[@johnnyhellfire6]

So did trump fix up Dave’s office????

[@jacksonmorganfroghin4815]

Yes he did.

[@Renzenism]

One of his casinos went bankrupt, he never did.

[@markbaumgart9374]

And your point is?

[@tstroede187]

He was laundering money and continues to to this day.

[@joeblow1942]

@@tstroede187 You're embarrassing yourself. Get help for that TDS.

[@departmentofdate2263]

867 5309 Wow. You’re blind...

[@blackandgold676]

"How's your lovely wife, Don?" Which ONE??? Cheating on her??????

[@SirDanOfHell]

In the days before the Crazy emerged.

[@markbaumgart9374]

Not! Almost the same man as president. David Letterman is one who went crazy left!

[@departmentofdate2263]

Mark Baumgart Nope. Trump didnt say OVERTLY racist things back then.

[@Kurt77777]

@Department of HATE: What are all of the racist things that President Trump has said you liar? Those on the left are the ones who are racists who are overflowing with hatred. I remember President Trump saying one racist thing when he made a comment about a Mexican judge, however I don't know if the judge ever referred to himself as Mexican. If so, then what President Trump said was not racist as you shouldn't be a judge in the United States if you consider yourself Mexican. Therefore it is possible that President Trump has never said anything racist. It's the racists on the left who are obsessed with finding out what group someone is in so they can decide the human value of that person (black, gay, female, transgender, muslim = good. White, conservative, heterosexual, male, Christian = bad, etc.) and it's those on the left who bring up someone's race, gender, etc. ALL the time. Conservatives aren't obsessed with this bullshit and sadly David Letterman ended up being a liberal jerk who no longer was funny.

[@monolithgeometry3221]

The Crazy ..being the American culture as a whole ? Two groups at odds, indefinitely. Killing any chance at unity, one with hate ,the other with white skin

[@lesliesenesie7617]

hahahahaha

[@blackandgold676]

And to think, just two wives, untold who res and six bankruptcies later, he'd be the most hated man in Amerikkka.

[@davecooke7868]

Over 70 million people still voted for Trump in 2020 so I don’t think he is the most hated guy in America, just democrats

[@blackandgold676]

@@davecooke7868 And more than 80 million voted for Biden. So, ...do the math.

[@jordan3596]

More people hate him than love him. Only easily fooled hicks like him.

[@monolithgeometry3221]

@@blackandgold676 yeah, so they say. No reason to distrust anyone in Detroit or Philly haha. Good ol ever changing America

[@james5460]

Back when Dave Letterman was still kind of funny, before he became a partisan old name-calling grouch.

[@NetCerpher]

James You’re right he should have retired after the heart surgery.

[@deanronson6331]

I bet you consider Jesus and the Apostles partisan snowflakes because they were advocates of the poor and of fair treatment and mercy for the downtrodden. I bet you and your ilk would consider him a socialist and ridicule him if he came back to earth while thumping your chest and claiming you're a Christian.

[@773SleepyHollow]

Despising one of the worst people on earth (DJT) is just being sensible, not partisan.

[@peartfaldo]

a libtard you mean??? just like stern and all of the other out of touch celebs

[@HCaulfield115]

Back when Trump was sane & not sniffing Adderall

[@paulwardle4761]

Trump never wrote one word of The Art Of the Deal. It was ghost-written. In fact, he can barely write his name.

[@luukeluketer1024]

...goes to show anyone can be president of us..........

[@luukeluketer1024]

woosh.............

[@RJ1999x]

luuke luketer the sound of the swamp draining! Go Trump

[@luukeluketer1024]

attaboy.........

[@lookyloo1000]

Paul Wardle you are a tool.

[@heyzeus9497]

To bad Dave didn't ask him to NOT run for president

[@monolithgeometry3221]

Trump shouldn't of run. And won. He overestimated the intelligence and rational of the American public in 2016a.d.

[@TopStrikerMaverick]

Was my favorite billionaire until he became president

[@Research0digo]

1:10 - Crap Comedian Conan stole this directly from Dave, right here.

[@ignorecorporatenews]

and Lettermann stole his whole late night show act and most of his routines from Steve Allen. Research that.....

[@ManishSingh-is8hj]

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