Jerma Builds a Zoo (Planet Zoo)

An edit of Jerma985's Planet Zoo stream. Hope you enjoy.
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[@lalalucy9497]

Imagine going to a zoo and seeing a tiger 5 feet above you in a tree and it just slowly descends down onto you

[@Profile__1]

And it's not descending in an elegant, dangerous fashion. It's literally tripping and flopping down every branch

[@nocouponsforkaren8587]

It's preferable to it quickly dropping on me haha

[@user-ky8du8lk7l]

6:26

[@clyde-or-monty]

I CNAG BREATHE THIZ IZ SO FUN T

[@goldenrotate]

jerma recreates the tower of babel for lemurs

[@drawnoutrandom5953]

This is my favorite comment I've ever seen, absolutely deranged biblical reference, torture for the poor lemurs

[@Umberman]

"What country is this" - Jerma, looking at canada

[@ThisisSigma200]

canada isn't real

[@janesmith1840]

@@ThisisSigma200 Am Canadian, can confirm

[@JoNarDLoLz]

Canada is a myth made by Americans

[@carlwheezerofsouls3273]

Peepo i thought it was made up by polar bears? Like as their little dystopia

[@teammemesupremetms]

He doesn’t know their theme song :(

[@stereoraptor6940]

*gets zoo game where you can place almost any animal, including adorable monkeys, bears, big cats, etc* jerma: "i'm going to make a c o c k r o a c h f a r m" jerma: "what? i can't make a huge cage with thousands of cockroaches?" actual psychopath

[@18754KRS]

＋２

[@mythcat1273]

Cockroaches are fucking cool though

[@ChuckShnozwell]

I really miss the old bug zoo. the new ‘add every animal to one tiny enclosure and then let them loose’ thing they’ve got going on now just isn’t as good as the microwaved cockroaches they used to have

[@bigshrimpin69420]

Youre given off some serious kKonsies vibes brother

[@iconofsinder]

imagine this being the first comment you read before watching the video

[@texassherman7093]

SnaggyTV “protesters have arrived outside of your zoo”

[@SharkNinjaBlueStar]

_Can I just say that thats a fuckin amazing profile picture and name._

[@hitroy1054]

It’s an adrenaline rush park

[@iconofsinder]

5:17 Jerma’s reaction to a sleeping giraffe is the funniest shit

[@alecmcchesney6841]

Granted that shit is wild

[@HC-qc5rp]

Jerma looking at a train and feverishly asking “What is this thing? What is this thing?!” while losing his shit made me cry laughing

[@Ian-zu2fk]

Your edits are surprisingly funny and creative and offer a perfect middle ground between the more compact 2ndJerma vids and the uncondensed VODs. Please keep it up, loving all your work thus far.

[@golden_winged8736]

Thanks a lot, I really appreciate it!

[@TheSidwo]

I could not agree more

[@ahzidaljun]

@@golden_winged8736 Great stuff man

[@finneganbyrne1012]

@@golden_winged8736 Soon to be 3rdJerma

[@krusher181]

Yeah dude thanks for compiling these, doing gods work

[@morgans.5190]

could you imagine tranquilizing a tortoise

[@BennySmith4366]

6:30 remains to be one of the funniest jerma clips, in my mind, ever

[@discountdemon]

3:34 perfect foreshadowing for the dollhouse

[@andocalrisian1]

The animal ragdolls in this game are amazing.

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Jerma goes from making a more literal roach motel to constructing what would have been the Tower of Babel if the people making it continued after the language scatter within one stream.

[@metalilama1]

17:18 one of the chimps fell off the tower

[@bigidiotdumbstupidguy9329]

It’s been way too long, and I’m still laughing at “the wind up there is gonna be lethal”. What is wrong with me

[@infernofive]

i love how happy jerma is about his roaches

[@EvelynH-tj1qt]

25:00 recreating Harambe

[@murdercubes4968]

What if Disneyland has an umbrella type underground lab where they are trying to make Micky mouse real?

[@Soulraven2735]

It would not surprise me

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

They've been injecting wildlife with their bioengineered "Make ye Mouse" serum that will, after many years, will make all animals evolve into a Micky version of that animal.

[@user-zz3sn8ky7z]

0:01 foreshadowing for the Jon Arbuckle incident

[@nof9395]

8:38 jerma sounds like a really enthusiastic dad for a while here

[@crown_magnetar]

"Save Zoo" at 22:09 made me laugh way harder than it should have

[@zarrowthehorse]

i dont understand jerma fans' humor

[@petrwarthursty2011]

⁠@@zarrowthehorse what is there not to understand?

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

29:20 there's just so many things about blow darting this turtle that makes me laugh.

[@MsGhoulz]

Why do things always go horribly wrong when Jerma is in control.

[@donjuan2001]

MsGhoulz i think you already answered the question yourself

[@wyitzyk]

I love how the firat protesters were there for a beetle

[@coolkatmehrfth]

I like when Jerma slowly realizes how fucked up zoos are

[@GOREDANIMAL]

list of things jerma doesn’t know: canada trains his own blueprint

[@john-bt8dp]

dil8

[@magrest]

>memeflag

[@GOREDANIMAL]

googletookmybabies what?

[@TheBDQJP]

@@GOREDANIMAL dial 8

[@manmann6720]

TheBDQJP how original

[@dagingayam8305]

"Bug collection" Byeah

[@Mr.MosebyGaming]

9:49 The Giant Burrowing Cockroach

[@waffleduck1573]

" I expect my life won't be worth living at all! Heh heh heh............................. :( "

[@Nigarj]

I laughed too hard at this i could feel my heart beat go faster than it could handle and I had to pause to make sure I didn't have a Jerma induced heart attack.

[@USELESSMAN_Q]

Glad to see you’re in the swing of these edits! I love your other edits so I’m looking forward to future ones!!

[@golden_winged8736]

I was able to squeeze this one at the end of my Thanksgiving break. School is just starting back up for me so I can't guarantee I'll keep up this pace but I'll do my best. Thanks!

[@owlucard9780]

@@golden_winged8736 Take your time, school is more important and we can wait for your high quality edits. Thank you for you're service Mr Wing

[@YangBalanceYin]

Again, really appreciate these edits. You've got an eye for funny moments, and the video is still long enough to remain both entertaining but not overwhelming.

[@jtcav6484]

Well- in Florida there’s actually a complex cast-only tunnel system beneath the Magic Kingdom.

[@madman6962]

jerma is so blindingly bad at so many games he plays and all he can do is laugh. i love watching him bumble through things like this laughing his ass off.

[@arthurschmidt3104]

The thing I love about jerma is how things go naturally wrong, he doesn't force it

[@MrBoko1234]

25:00 Harambe (colorized 2016)

[@noxy_y]

this is one of the funniest videos ive seen i cant stop laughing

[@noxy_y]

my head extremely hurts from liahjing to hard

[@ChuckShnozwell]

The tutorial dude at the start sounds like a slightly older etalyx

[@thygreatestpog9576]

howdy, BigBrother

[@clayhamric4428]

Jerma, a capybara. Jerma, a capybara. Jerma, a capybara.

[@charliebarkin100]

I'm only about 18 minutes in and I have been like crying from laughter the entire time, especially at the giant tower part oh man. I even have a tear running down my cheek lol. Thank you for editing and uploading this, very kind of you.

[@yoquierotacobell4413]

roach ranch really rocks

[@rogerdogkiller2000]

17:05 Roger Rabbit Classic

[@Maxzilla60]

"Holy shit, everybody's a fuckin' idiot." Man, that really got me. 😂

[@MrBLARG85]

So I was on the toilet while watching this. You know how people say, “scare the shit out of you?” Well, I have now experienced that with laughter, and boy was that a really funny feeling.

[@spagelsmegal]

The giant enemy spider convention

[@Biodeamon]

local pyscho somehow fails the tutorial level

[@mythcat1273]

Giving the animals ragdoll physics was the best thing the devs of this game ever did

[@icemasterpro]

"a child got in" *_oh no not again_*

[@LoopyLongplays]

I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard. I was in tears throughout the whole video.

[@defiantlyrealjesustrue2678]

I'm really glad you make these videos, it really cheers me up

[@coolskeleton9513]

Thank you so much for these, your edits remind me of Jerma’s original style of condensing the video to the main jokes while also leaving in a lot of the banter that makes Jerma so charming. Always excited to see more, good work as always!

[@Mathren1]

These long-form stream edits are perfect. Thank you for doing these

[@JPCollector]

been in love since The Thing edit. keep up the great work!

[@nightzzmixx]

Your edits are too good, man. Keep this up!!!

[@Nigarj]

I've watched this video 20 times minimum. I adore every single second of it. Thank you for complying it.

[@ryman1933]

God bless these edited videos. You're a hero.

[@Emelsh16]

25:02-25:34 FUCKED zoo owner recreates slaying of Harambe

[@rasengdori13]

Keep these up, man! I’ll always support more Jerma content!

[@astarothhentaiguy3554]

Youre all over jerma content!

[@AtomiskZabaleta]

nice, just finished watching one of your cuts. you're good.

[@AlanaBananaCanada]

This edit is so good!

[@notisaac6297]

I didn't expect another video so soon! Great job, your sense of pacing is very good, you know just when to cut.

[@maryfreegirl2029]

Hotel dusk, man of culture

[@astarothhentaiguy3554]

THANK YOU FOR MAKING THESE LONG EDITS!!!!!

[@krusher181]

That "TOILETS" tag fucking KILLELD ME

[@LordKozma]

I'm not sure how much it helps you but I'll like every one of your videos from now on.

[@IAmCaligvla]

This entire stream was just Jerma laughing at the game's bad physics.

[@vinko1337]

ur channel is great man, i dont know how long it takes you to make these but i just want to let you know i appreciate it! :D

[@thecakeThief]

man i'm passing out i cant stop having flashbacks to that fucking tiger falling out of the tree man help

[@zacharyjune7510]

These videos are great, thank you m8 you struck the perfect formula***

[@BierBart12]

Hearing Jerma's pure amazement at how giraffes sleep is really sweet. But my reaction was the same lmao

[@kateshepherd4184]

27:28 "This is all fucked up over here, we need god" i screamed

[@CallingSkoot]

Jerma’s warthogs sneezing on everybody was what really caused the virus

[@pheffernoose1]

Could you add (Fan-Edit) to your video titles? I have looked for Jerma fan edits like this before, but I couldn't find them. I only found this one cause it was recommended to me. Great content btw

[@capacitatedflux]

3:40 and then a year later we got the Sims stream. What a timeline.

[@HobbesandCalvinFan]

Jerma building that freaking lemur tower was great.

[@Lagomorph27]

Jerma can make literally any game entertaining to watch.

[@TurboSpaceKitten]

Watching tipsy, when the child floated into the gorilla pit, my friend yelled "no no not again"

[@oreganopotatohead8901]

more Jerma love you thanks

[@lordmictian6951]

24:56 art imitates life

[@DcIxvi]

you seriously spoil us... its so hard to watch the full VODs when I knowI can just wait for the Golden_Winged version LOL

[@CUTTS_23]

Never stop making these

[@LupusInCaligo]

god this vidoe was fucking perfection i almost couldnt take it, the tiger falling out of the tree and ragdolling onto the guests,,, the roach ranch with a roach enclosure for 1 roach each,,,,, the FUCKING tv static tower monkeys fixing their tv reception,god .......... the roach protester.... the lion clipping through the entire enclosure while climbing like a youtube poop............ FUCK

[@dragnoft619]

jerma is my favorite since yesterday

[@payaori7809]

Your pickaxe breaking in minecraft 14:24

[@1bashidoblade]

is this the guy that named his dog masamune on stream

[@jimmybean420]

Jerma makes Harambe 2

[@cirojacubowicz7801]

I've never laughed so hard at a jerma video.

[@shadowsnake94]

narrowly avoided a Harambe situation at 25:10

[@leonairm]

Watching this high and drunk is really something

[@MrOrcaCat]

27:07 cover yourself in oil

[@PsychoBenches]

step 2: le rain step 3: fly out of the zoo

[@meleeludens]

28:42 SONIC FRONTIERS

[@involith]

thr fucking tortoise is gonna end me,

[@involith]

ah. peaceful. big stretch. *is shot with a tranquilizer*

[@SpunkyMcGoo]

We really do need more editors working on Jerma content, holy mack isn't able to keep up. Appreciated.

[@Nicomathews941]

GOOD CHANNEL

[@drknflx]

better tv reception 😭

[@biggieRickie]

25:02 Harambe

[@harry9766]

23:02 isn’t this what happened to harambe

[@victorkassabov6136]

i am literally dying

[@senopheria]

Matt Damon and Jerma buy a zoo

[@TheOneAndOnlyZeno1889]

7:29 6:22

[@nevertrustgoogle]

5:34 hey i've seen this movie

[@nevertrustgoogle]

i mean cartoon

[@metalilama1]

25:00 This reminds me of something

[@mrwheatthins2413]

"What country is this?" Says Jerma, looking at the UK

[@IDontReallyGiveAShit]

To be fair the marker is huge

[@mrwheatthins2413]

Hey that's me