The whole concept of this game is so bizarre and funny to me. It has a 50's aesthetic even though it takes place right after the end of the war, the one main font is (almost?) unreadable because they wanted to be "vintage", half of the characters look like WikiHow drawings are not historically accurate in any way, and while Switzerland did experience growth in the 50's after the war, there's no way they had it right off the bat when war ended lol. They actually had to end up paying around 250 million Swiss francs as a result of their suspicious neutrality during the war. The whole communication between all parties in hilarious too. Like they just know?? Sorry but couldn't stop thinking about these things while watching Mr. Greenz 2.0
@DanteTorn11 ай бұрын
Thank you for this history lesson on the absurdity of this game. Genuinely. It adds another layer to the experience for me.
@MajkaSrajka11 ай бұрын
If the time passed out quicker then it could have made some more sense, but that entire stream was from 1945 to 1947, and unless they use the "just after the war" plot point for the lost husband or whoever dissapeared, it will be all for nothing lol
@Bikonito11 ай бұрын
if this normal ass font is unreadable you should probably make an eye doctor appointment
@BurstVessels11 ай бұрын
You wouldn't guess it from a game about chocolate but it really is a "Constant Conflict" game. It opens up talking the generations of family squabbles, competition, that the company has withstood, then we get the line "For most people WWII is over. But not for me" 💀
@TrashGoblin82411 ай бұрын
@@BurstVesselsI was reading that dialogue about the missing husband and shit and all I could think was "Isn't this game supposed to be about chocolate?"
@ketsuakagi564611 ай бұрын
I don’t know why they included a casino in this chocolate making game but thank god they did
@allthenamesiwantedweretaken11 ай бұрын
It’s like it was a game *designed* for Mr. Green.
@IAmCaligvla11 ай бұрын
And the guy that cuts a deal to get you in the casino looks just like Jerma. Coincidence? I think not.
@Thundershrooms11 ай бұрын
Timestamp?
@OrdinaryPenguin449911 ай бұрын
@@Thundershrooms1:37:29
@Thundershrooms11 ай бұрын
@@OrdinaryPenguin4499thankya kindly
@unwanted_zombie11 ай бұрын
Don't ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or Silly Zonka Wonka what he did in Poland between 1939 and 1944.
@duncangreywater10 ай бұрын
funniest shit I've read all day
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
@@duncangreywater lol omg I'm dying LOOOOOL
@PinnePon4 ай бұрын
Extreme chocolate waterboarding of a POW
@eamonbusse998111 ай бұрын
Having apartheid South Africa as a location in your chocolate game is wild lmao
@KitKat_29311 ай бұрын
they're making jerma do crimes against humanity for the silly chocolate game 😭 i don't know if it's funny or sad or a profound statement about the reality of the last several centuries of european history and culture being tied to all sorts of depraved stuff
@idrk370711 ай бұрын
@@KitKat_293nah white people just did apartheid thats all it is
@SaintThomasAquinas111 ай бұрын
@@KitKat_293 ?
@SaintThomasAquinas111 ай бұрын
This is pre-apartheid south africa
@StationaryGamingReal10 ай бұрын
300th like
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
I love the subplot of jerma's gambling addiction causing him to consistently neglect to pay back the coffee to the lady who did him a huge favour
@pinkprideparade7 ай бұрын
Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Cafe con Leche?
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
@@pinkprideparade Oh my god I've been searching the video for ages trying to find that exact quote thank you
@justdirt11 ай бұрын
Jerma: too cheap to buy more than 50 of an ingredient he needs Also Jerma: Spends 80k on beans he will use once
@PointsofData11 ай бұрын
Limes
@jeremytitus951911 ай бұрын
He built the chocolate industry from the ground up, just so he could watch it burn. Children, I hope you’re all taking notes.
@judtt11 ай бұрын
Jermology class in 2100
@tomd9611 ай бұрын
"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."
@JacobKinsley8 ай бұрын
This is like something you'd hear in business class and the teacher would completely gloss over the fact that they were the heir of the CEO of a successful chocolate business who gave them hundreds of sacks of ingredients, a list of contacts who are professionals in the industry that are happy to work for free, and all the facilities and equipment set up ready to make crates of chocolate from the get-go The teacher, I mean.
@jeremytitus9519Ай бұрын
@@JacobKinsley “My father gave me a small lone of one million Oompa Loompas.”
@Bobba_raekus11 ай бұрын
In these kind of games, it's good to name your character "You bastard" for the NPC interactions.
@roscoejustrosАй бұрын
kinda like how grayfruit named his peggle save file "dickhead"
@coffee-android11 ай бұрын
13:22 kills me because i think he just really wanted to do his little beatbox version of the stars and stripes forever
@hsrfest11 ай бұрын
i like that jerma had to think of an american song when he saw july 4th and the first thing he thought of was the american dad theme
@hauntedsunsets11 ай бұрын
I'm canadian so when he started doing that bit I initially thought that he was just absolutely butchering the star spangled banner because I don't know it well enough to be confident and it felt like the kind of thing jerma would manage to fuck up
@hsrfest11 ай бұрын
@@hauntedsunsets LMAO
@AlleeCatBlues11 ай бұрын
The Stars and Stripes Forever is an American patriotic marching song composed in 1896. It was not, in fact, written for American Dad. They just used the first part of it for the theme because it's an upbeat march that has a connection to American patriotism and is in the public domain.
@hsrfest10 ай бұрын
@@AlleeCatBlues i know the american dad theme when i hear it.
@hsrfest10 ай бұрын
@@AlleeCatBlues also id argue it is the american dad theme. the march is usually played at a slower tempo than what the theme song is played at, and jerma played it at the faster tempo
@vincenttorrijos968011 ай бұрын
Absurdly op gambling, weirdly complex plot that doesnt match the game at all, the actual main gameplay being an absurd contraption that would be better suited for a modern mobile game, this really is the perfect Jerma game
@JacobKinsley8 ай бұрын
This is just how jerma imagines the world works
@PinnePon4 ай бұрын
I love dogshit games
@juiceyborger11 ай бұрын
i love the simple pleasures in life, like watching jerma immediately go full-on mr. green the moment a game even remotely involves money
@zguy544110 ай бұрын
Or gambling
@nivagnivagson30811 ай бұрын
im high as fuck but i know emcompolate isn’t a word
@connorbrown21949 ай бұрын
i think he was trying to say encompassed 😭
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
im sober as shit but i don't know if encompolate is a word
@JacobKinsley4 ай бұрын
What do you mean? It's a perfectly cromulent word.
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
I really just glossed over the fact I already commented huh
@nivagnivagson3082 ай бұрын
@@JacobKinsley happens to the best of us
@jasper743911 ай бұрын
This kind of edit is exactly what Ive been dreaming someone would do, because so many edits cut out like 95% of the stream, but then the actual proper streams are way too long. This is the best of both worlds for sure :)
@VintageJunior11 ай бұрын
"We're not in America. We're in, like.... we're not in America." Most geographically skilled American
@JacobKinsley8 ай бұрын
He's the number one Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego fan. Not the show, just the theme song.
@paulservary536011 ай бұрын
It was so weird how they used brown water instead of some corn starch fluid for the Wonka Chocolate
@vonDumpy11 ай бұрын
I just imagine it as YooHoo
@konjackonjac520111 ай бұрын
It was fine when I watched it as a kid, now it just looks like poop water.
@jeremytitus951911 ай бұрын
If it’s good enough for Austin Powers it’s good enough for you
@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X11 ай бұрын
@@konjackonjac5201poop wine
@OdaSwifteye11 ай бұрын
I wonder how much corn starch would have been used to make to turn melted chocolate and milk into a ganache? Sounds dangerous thinking about it. Augustus Gloop would have really had to eat his way out then.
@statiksea11 ай бұрын
His inability to process basic and very clear information is so fucking funny
@cait747011 ай бұрын
My mom played all the chocolatier games all the time when I was a kid, I recently got her the games again since she lost them when her old pc died. This was a total nostalgia trip.
@PointsofData11 ай бұрын
Is the Victorian era one just as wild? Do they all have bonkers plots that have little to do with chocolate, actually? Do any of them have different mechanics? I have such pressing questions.
@KA-vs7nl9 ай бұрын
What did she name her chocolates?
@infamousk779 ай бұрын
cute
@JacobKinsley8 ай бұрын
THERE'S MORE?!? I'm intrigued what lore led up to this point
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
@@KA-vs7nl she probably named one after OP and it was like milk honey chocolate and it sold poorly because she forgot sugar but she didn't care and kept making it anyway
@kymlander11 ай бұрын
He goes from having an insane excess of ingredients to then not using any of the ones he had hundreds excess of. Classic.
@thecloudyskies11 ай бұрын
this is one of the first jerma steams i ever watched, and i went insane when he bought the limes at the end, it was like a movie
@softchassis11 ай бұрын
Velvety dark chocllate emcompolates a smooth creamy le
@FrostyFoxDrake11 ай бұрын
Tart of The Moon
@JacobKinsley8 ай бұрын
What you see when your coworker is writing on the onenote
@JacobKinsley4 ай бұрын
@@FrostyFoxDrake tart of the moon sounds like some sort of Italian pasta dish that women would make when they hook up with men and it would be like lemon and basil with butter
@asdf-sr1ny4 ай бұрын
@@JacobKinsleysounds more like fart perchance
@Reac211 ай бұрын
I know his chocolatier playthrough by heart, but it's been a while since I've rewatched it. Thank you
@1-1-5-211 ай бұрын
sick ass profile pic :)
@rei-ayanami-lover11 ай бұрын
it's undoubtedly the best playthrough hes ever done
@Reac211 ай бұрын
@@1-1-5-2 I made it myself based on the Skeleton sprite from Inscryption, thank you!
@Reac211 ай бұрын
@@1-1-5-2 I thanked you like 10 days ago, but my comment was deleted or didnt post right back then. Anyways ,thanks again :D
@orgdotedufilms763311 ай бұрын
The cuban clock cleaner sounds like a tf2 weapon
@JacobKinsley8 ай бұрын
It would be a revolver for spy
@lamb62766 ай бұрын
@@JacobKinsley It does more damage if the target has their melee out but makes you take more damage from melee weapons did I cook
@JacobKinsley6 ай бұрын
@@lamb6276 decent idea but I was thinking it would be a promo item for people who pre-order Chocolatier: 2046 and it would be a reskin based on what the main villain of that game uses
@PinnePon4 ай бұрын
@@lamb6276yeah (I don't play TF2)
@Dylanafewnumbers4 ай бұрын
@@lamb6276 Yes
@PilotoBahia11 ай бұрын
17:49 He literally invented NPC livestreams, what a chad
@MajkaSrajka11 ай бұрын
lmao almond so good
@gabeitch914211 ай бұрын
@@MajkaSrajkai like them too
@JacobKinsley6 ай бұрын
N O S N O W B A L L
@Heyheyhey047511 ай бұрын
31:59 I like how he doesn’t have a grasp on what a propeller is
@9Sadness911 ай бұрын
I laugh everytime he says Silly Zonka Wonka, it just sounds so dumb
@Ker-fuffle11 ай бұрын
27:38 Big fan of the way Jerma perfectly described that Kylo Ren scene without meaning to do it
@NoxTuk11 ай бұрын
skye saves the day again. thank you for editing one of his best streams imo. :)
@DanteTorn11 ай бұрын
Seconded. Skye4 and Cheltie are true heroes.
@Awwwusten11 ай бұрын
As a chocolatier who just got off work I cannot thank you enough. Happens to be my all time favorite stream! Love you so much Skye❤
@aaroo955411 ай бұрын
Is firing the ingredients cannon fun?
@PointsofData11 ай бұрын
How many limes do you guys have?
@gravel10011 ай бұрын
what country did you go to!
@cdogthehedgehog692311 ай бұрын
Is the chocolate river communal or by appointment?
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
Have you not been to Cuba? Have you not met Cheena Famosa? Have you not made me my Café con Leche?
@cabwaylingo_11 ай бұрын
notice how he gets all excited when he sees the casino in havana this guy is a fucking gambling addict
@hyun649011 ай бұрын
i love how he was talking about the concept of muting a microphone like it’s a newly discovered feature
@Hank..11 ай бұрын
"I still count on my fingers" first grader iq andy
@OdaSwifteye11 ай бұрын
This is on my top ten list of all-time favorite Jerma streams. It's fun when Jerma enjoys the game. I think it makes the video more fun to watch.
@hecticscone11 ай бұрын
23:59 uhhh, what's so expensive???
@Lilusloops3 ай бұрын
Peanits
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
@@hecticscone why, my peanus weanus of course :)
@crowzzguts605111 ай бұрын
The way he explained a propeller hurt my brain "whirly thing on top of that hat"
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
Jerma is so small and lightweight he can use it to fly around
@jpm8011 ай бұрын
ugh one of his best streams to rewatch
@scatterbraindonor11 ай бұрын
FINALLY THANK GOD!! I've been hoping you specifically would do a Choclatier comp ever since I found your Jerma stream edits. I still often go back to the Casino and Pizza Italiano ones. Thank you Skye! You rule!
@kiralynshealy10 ай бұрын
him saying war war two has me crying
@CaseyFoxiBoy11 ай бұрын
One of the absolute best streams tysm Skye you’re the goat
@arlodurham204011 ай бұрын
Such a fun stream. Thank you Skye! You really do make the best edits. Your videos are 95% of how I watch Jerma.
@paskettimalone21215 ай бұрын
seriously thank you so much for editing older jerma streams, they are an absolute delight to watch. please keep going, you have a dedicated audience who loves your style of edits!! :)
@HalfLifer8111 ай бұрын
Thank you for all the hard work with these edits, it's a real treat to watch old jerma streams and relive all those good moments.
@c1nnamodoll9 ай бұрын
we finally figured out who played the unknown. it was him
@PinnePon4 ай бұрын
Jesus Christ it's been 5 months+ since that happened
@Livingroomset799Dep11 ай бұрын
Good of Rami Malek to appear in the thumbnail for this edit
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
Hahahahhaha I love making fun of celebrities because they will never read it and no one is hurt (I'm not being sarcastic BTW because reading it back it's hard to understand if I was)
@brodyarmbar533211 ай бұрын
This game taking a lot of liberties with how you get these resources lol. Surprised there isn't an option to forcefully take the cacao at gunpoint
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
'what a beautiful day!' 'watch it! Don't think I'm onto you. Just for that I'm increasing the price of everything in my store by 20%, only for you!'
@ThatOneBlackGuyАй бұрын
This was a lot of fun thank you for your service
@themisterslush11 ай бұрын
omg ive wanted a long chocolatier edit for a while now lets goooooooo! ty skye!!
@matthewm401611 ай бұрын
I've been wanting a good long edit of this stream for soo long. almost like a late Christmas gift, skye always delivers.
@justdirt11 ай бұрын
I am thoroughly unconvinced this is an accurate depiction of post ww2 Germany
@joechristmas840811 ай бұрын
that’s bc it takes place in Switzerland :)
@JacobKinsley8 ай бұрын
Nuh uh it is
@koelkastridder33886 ай бұрын
It is actually extremely accurrate down to the fact that Silly Zonka Wonka was a famous and beloved chocolatier whose legacy got tarnished when he ended up in the Neurenberg trial 😢
@PinnePon4 ай бұрын
It's definitely not
@fishmongered11 ай бұрын
Oh my gosh, thank you so much for making this edit; I’m ecstatic, dawg
@ahunter756311 ай бұрын
This stream was so underrated,glad to see an edit
@IzzoSkizzy11 ай бұрын
This was one of my favorite streams to watch highlights from. The fact you're long editing it will be fucking awesome. Thanks!
@dikerdodleplays11 ай бұрын
I love this stream so much, thanks for the edit Skye :)
@sandoh950011 ай бұрын
Absolute my favorite stream of his. Can't wait for the second part
@sim-pli-s-te40155 ай бұрын
28:40 invention of acapella-chiptune
@sethappleton762811 ай бұрын
Love that Ahti the jannitor was there to teach us the basics of chocolate making.
@AnzuCanon11 ай бұрын
loved this stream thank you for the edit
@mythcat12739 ай бұрын
Jerma freaking out and dropping everything to yell at the reckless drivers is ultimate ADHD andy
@Drinklessworld11 ай бұрын
The return of Mr GREEN was great to see
@DanteTorn11 ай бұрын
Mr Green is my favorite Jerma character. It's just the right amount of unhinged, and involves Jerma's gambling interest which I always like watching even though gambling does nothing for me personally.
@MyNameHere1019 ай бұрын
NPC " You know that your ingredients expire, right?" Jerma: "👁️👄👁️ they what" 1:30:44
@Malphas38th11 ай бұрын
13:26 WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING 💀 WHY DID HE START DOING THAT
@ErodingErod11 ай бұрын
I really love your long edits. They're amazing at including jerma and the game progression
@starseekers10811 ай бұрын
oh i was sooooo excited to see this in my feed I love what I’ve seen of this stream ty for the edit 🫡
@_nbcake11 ай бұрын
Thank you for the edit, got my first exam tomorrow and I haven't been able to fall asleep before 3 am
@DanteTorn11 ай бұрын
Good luck my dude. May the eepy be with you.
@jeremytitus951911 ай бұрын
How’d it go, homie?
@_nbcake11 ай бұрын
@@jeremytitus9519 I forgot to respond yesterday so thank you for that but it went pretty well! ^^ (Also I think I slept before 1:30 so I might be able to get my sleep schedule track)
@REM_sheep11 ай бұрын
@@_nbcake Good luck!
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
Did you pass
@plusonedex11 ай бұрын
thank you so much for this edit!!!!!
@jake910711 ай бұрын
Thank you Skye4 for the long edit of chocolatier played by Jerma985!!! youre epic as heck!!!
@stick-em-up290411 ай бұрын
Lol I’m halfway through watching the vod as you uploaded this.
@JacksonEzell11 ай бұрын
Thank you for doing a long edit of his play through of this game. I loved these streams so much so thank you much
@REM_sheep11 ай бұрын
Oh nice I've been looking forward to this! Thank you so much Skye!! 💜
@toomanyfrogs536711 ай бұрын
Skye4 Upload *wiggles my toes*
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
*wiggles each toe individually like ponyo*
@arthurmorgan678310 ай бұрын
23:59 haha zenis
@JacobKinsley4 ай бұрын
1:40:35 haha amogus
@willyhoo294611 ай бұрын
My favorite stream of all time by the best editor. Exciting.
@bigbeefscorcho10 ай бұрын
This will be the ~third time I’ve enjoyed this stream, truly one of his best. Thanks Skye we love u!
@carwash933311 ай бұрын
YES!! I used to watch the chocolatier vod to go to sleep every night for a couple weeks
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
I did that when I moved somewhere different for a bit and had trouble going to sleep normally, it really helps doesn't it?
@denode1211 ай бұрын
This is my favorite long edit channel not just because Skye takes clips about the game progressing and not only funny jerma, but also because every time i watch a new video there's a new cute animegirl profile picture
@cardomajig2410 ай бұрын
I think one day, i'm gonna skip meds, and make the cayenne coffee. Mix it in the honey while heating it on low to really get that color and spice dispersing. Will update once my allergies pass and see if I can find a nice dark roast with cacao in it.
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
You'll skip meds then suddenly wonder why you ever found jerma funny
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
Also how was it?
@JacobKinsley4 ай бұрын
Rip
@Lin_The_Cat_5 ай бұрын
The way Jerma explained how 1940s air travel technology was only limited to propellor planes at 32:02 broke me
@eddieconversi929511 ай бұрын
every time he says we’re gonna relax a little bit he fully lies
@cragraven11 ай бұрын
some of my favorite streams!! awesome to see this edit. thanks as always, skye!
@NotThatGui9 ай бұрын
I need part 2 so bad
@DanteTorn11 ай бұрын
YES. I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SO LONG! THE ORIGIN STORY FOR MR GREEN!
@PointsofData11 ай бұрын
(Ackshully the origin story is Vegas Stakes, if you haven't seen that one)
@DanteTorn10 ай бұрын
@@PointsofData I'm very aware that the character of Mr Green originated from Vegas Stakes. I'm referring to the fact that at the end of the stream(s?) of this game we get a sort of backstory to Mr Green being green because he bought tons of limes and got stuck in Vegas or something. I forget the exact lore of it.
@witheredapricot2 ай бұрын
For some inexplicable reason that I truly cannot explain, this is top 3 jerma streams/games of all time for me
@imalostcause4 ай бұрын
Its crazy how good this game is lmao
@cthulusauce11 ай бұрын
I actually played this game as a child on my potato laptop off Wild Tangent games launcher. Seeing Jerma play it is a visceral experience.
@bellakiki811 ай бұрын
one of my favourite forgotten game series I played as a kid and truly one of my favourite stream series now. thank you Mr. Zonka Wonka
@nyla19911 ай бұрын
i want Jerma to put his hand on my back and call me his "good son" and i want skye to call me a tall boy
@jeremytitus951911 ай бұрын
Jerma wanted it too, but his legal team _strongly_ advised him against creating another “Stayner situation”, whatever that is.
@NighttimeJuneau11 ай бұрын
@@jeremytitus9519…can you check back with the legal team and ask them what they meant by that?
@PointsofData11 ай бұрын
@@NighttimeJuneau I don't think the legal team advises themselves on further comment
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
@@NighttimeJuneau most of the people involved in that case mysteriously disappeared, so good luck finding anyone.
@JacobKinsley4 ай бұрын
I want jerma to slap me and spin me round before he grabs me by my legs and slams me down on the ground before my soul leaves my body
@lanapash11 ай бұрын
I fucking love this stream, thanks for editing it
@LegalPhantom9 ай бұрын
After the willy wonka experience thingy in Glasgow, this video is 1000% funnier.
@dyspotme11 ай бұрын
thank you for making these edits ❤
@samkimber67478 ай бұрын
Jerma accidentally using the recycler is funnier than not knowing it's there
@JacobKinsley4 ай бұрын
1:28:18 this dude is like "can I have 2 WHOLE CRATES of chocolate if I tell you about new ingredients?" and when jerma says yes he's like "yeah the lady over there is selling raspberries. Can you get me those crates now?"
@user-ep1hp7vj6p4 ай бұрын
@JacobKinsley why are you replied to everybody, and why did you come back to comment again?
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
@@user-ep1hp7vj6p why don't you mind your own business
@JacobKinsley2 ай бұрын
@@user-ep1hp7vj6p why don't you go buy a bag of limes and squeeze a quartered lime segment into a glass of water to make your day a little more special? Bet you didn't think of that huh?
@chippym831611 ай бұрын
I'm zumming
@oweneastwood222311 ай бұрын
Just incredible how he forgets the name every time even as he reads it
@rainbowsnek10 ай бұрын
i love that the very first thing he notices as soon he starts the game is, of course, a car
@ItsBoo.11 ай бұрын
RAHHH I BEEN WAITING A LONG TIME FOR THIS. YOU'RE THE BEST SKYE
@alizardinyourroom136111 ай бұрын
Dude I would love another edit of the second stream he did for this game
@_averylily11 ай бұрын
OH HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THIS STREAM HERE
@NecoLumi11 ай бұрын
Great stream edit once again!
@wiretheswede10 ай бұрын
1:27:49 he just casually accepts the deal and doesn’t think for a second that he will make a net loss of around $4k on the coffee alone
@JacobKinsley7 ай бұрын
To be fair, you'd need to accept it for 100% completion anyway
@JacobKinsley4 ай бұрын
You're the only person in this comments section that would make a profit buying and selling stocks in the short term
@octosalias578510 ай бұрын
You got your casino in my chocolate YOU got YOUR chocolate in MY casino!