Jerma Destroys the Chocolate Industry - Jerma Streams Chocolatier (Long Edit #1)

From Jerma's first Chocolatier: Decadence by Design stream (2/24/2021): • Jerma Streams - Chocol...
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Note (1): This edit was requested by Sporky.
Note (2): This was edited using the Twitch VOD.

[@dianamarie6045]

The whole concept of this game is so bizarre and funny to me. It has a 50's aesthetic even though it takes place right after the end of the war, the one main font is (almost?) unreadable because they wanted to be "vintage", half of the characters look like WikiHow drawings are not historically accurate in any way, and while Switzerland did experience growth in the 50's after the war, there's no way they had it right off the bat when war ended lol. They actually had to end up paying around 250 million Swiss francs as a result of their suspicious neutrality during the war. The whole communication between all parties in hilarious too. Like they just know?? Sorry but couldn't stop thinking about these things while watching Mr. Greenz 2.0

[@DanteTorn]

Thank you for this history lesson on the absurdity of this game. Genuinely. It adds another layer to the experience for me.

[@MajkaSrajka]

If the time passed out quicker then it could have made some more sense, but that entire stream was from 1945 to 1947, and unless they use the "just after the war" plot point for the lost husband or whoever dissapeared, it will be all for nothing lol

[@Bikonito]

if this normal ass font is unreadable you should probably make an eye doctor appointment

[@BurstVessels]

You wouldn't guess it from a game about chocolate but it really is a "Constant Conflict" game. It opens up talking the generations of family squabbles, competition, that the company has withstood, then we get the line "For most people WWII is over. But not for me" 💀

[@TrashGoblin824]

​@@BurstVesselsI was reading that dialogue about the missing husband and shit and all I could think was "Isn't this game supposed to be about chocolate?"

[@unwanted_zombie]

Don't ask a woman her age, a man his salary, or Silly Zonka Wonka what he did in Poland between 1939 and 1944.

[@BNB-Shorts]

funniest shit I've read all day

[@JacobKinsley]

@@BNB-Shorts lol omg I'm dying LOOOOOL

[@ketsuakagi5646]

I don’t know why they included a casino in this chocolate making game but thank god they did

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

It’s like it was a game *designed* for Mr. Green.

[@IAmCaligvla]

And the guy that cuts a deal to get you in the casino looks just like Jerma. Coincidence? I think not.

[@Thundershrooms]

Timestamp?

[@OrdinaryPenguin4499]

@@Thundershrooms1:37:29

[@Thundershrooms]

​@@OrdinaryPenguin4499thankya kindly

[@eamonbusse9981]

Having apartheid South Africa as a location in your chocolate game is wild lmao

[@KitKat_293]

they're making jerma do crimes against humanity for the silly chocolate game 😭 i don't know if it's funny or sad or a profound statement about the reality of the last several centuries of european history and culture being tied to all sorts of depraved stuff

[@idrk3707]

@@KitKat_293nah white people just did apartheid thats all it is

[@user-cu6ij1ui4i]

@@KitKat_293 ?

[@user-cu6ij1ui4i]

This is pre-apartheid south africa

[@StationaryGamingReal]

300th like

[@jeremytitus9519]

He built the chocolate industry from the ground up, just so he could watch it burn. Children, I hope you’re all taking notes.

[@judtt]

Jermology class in 2100

[@tomd96]

"It's not about the money. It's about sending a message. Everything burns."

[@JacobKinsley]

This is like something you'd hear in business class and the teacher would completely gloss over the fact that they were the heir of the CEO of a successful chocolate business who gave them hundreds of sacks of ingredients, a list of contacts who are professionals in the industry that are happy to work for free, and all the facilities and equipment set up ready to make crates of chocolate from the get-go The teacher, I mean.

[@justdirt]

Jerma: too cheap to buy more than 50 of an ingredient he needs Also Jerma: Spends 80k on beans he will use once

[@PointsofData]

Limes

[@nivagnivagson308]

im high as fuck but i know emcompolate isn’t a word

[@connorbrown2194]

i think he was trying to say encompassed 😭

[@Bobba_raekus]

In these kind of games, it's good to name your character "You bastard" for the NPC interactions.

[@Chloe-android]

13:22 kills me because i think he just really wanted to do his little beatbox version of the stars and stripes forever

[@RancorousSea]

theater kid Jerma

[@hsrfest]

i like that jerma had to think of an american song when he saw july 4th and the first thing he thought of was the american dad theme

[@hauntedsunsets]

I'm canadian so when he started doing that bit I initially thought that he was just absolutely butchering the star spangled banner because I don't know it well enough to be confident and it felt like the kind of thing jerma would manage to fuck up

[@hsrfest]

@@hauntedsunsets LMAO

[@AlleeCatBlues]

The Stars and Stripes Forever is an American patriotic marching song composed in 1896. It was not, in fact, written for American Dad. They just used the first part of it for the theme because it's an upbeat march that has a connection to American patriotism and is in the public domain.

[@hsrfest]

@@AlleeCatBlues i know the american dad theme when i hear it.

[@hsrfest]

@@AlleeCatBlues also id argue it is the american dad theme. the march is usually played at a slower tempo than what the theme song is played at, and jerma played it at the faster tempo

[@orgdotedufilms7633]

The cuban clock cleaner sounds like a tf2 weapon

[@JacobKinsley]

It would be a revolver for spy

[@paulservary5360]

It was so weird how they used brown water instead of some corn starch fluid for the Wonka Chocolate

[@vonDumpy]

I just imagine it as YooHoo

[@konjackonjac5201]

It was fine when I watched it as a kid, now it just looks like poop water.

[@jeremytitus9519]

If it’s good enough for Austin Powers it’s good enough for you

[@X.x.SwagMaster420.x.X]

@@konjackonjac5201poop wine

[@OdaSwifteye]

I wonder how much corn starch would have been used to make to turn melted chocolate and milk into a ganache? Sounds dangerous thinking about it. Augustus Gloop would have really had to eat his way out then.

[@vincenttorrijos9680]

Absurdly op gambling, weirdly complex plot that doesnt match the game at all, the actual main gameplay being an absurd contraption that would be better suited for a modern mobile game, this really is the perfect Jerma game

[@JacobKinsley]

This is just how jerma imagines the world works

[@juiceyborger]

i love the simple pleasures in life, like watching jerma immediately go full-on mr. green the moment a game even remotely involves money

[@zguy5441]

Or gambling

[@PilotoBahia]

17:49 He literally invented NPC livestreams, what a chad

[@MajkaSrajka]

lmao almond so good

[@gabeitch9142]

​@@MajkaSrajkai like them too

[@statiksea]

His inability to process basic and very clear information is so fucking funny

[@VintageJunior]

"We're not in America. We're in, like.... we're not in America." Most geographically skilled American

[@JacobKinsley]

He's the number one Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego fan. Not the show, just the theme song.

[@kymlander]

He goes from having an insane excess of ingredients to then not using any of the ones he had hundreds excess of. Classic.

[@hecticscone]

23:59 uhhh, what's so expensive???

[@thecloudyskies]

this is one of the first jerma steams i ever watched, and i went insane when he bought the limes at the end, it was like a movie

[@cait7470]

My mom played all the chocolatier games all the time when I was a kid, I recently got her the games again since she lost them when her old pc died. This was a total nostalgia trip.

[@PointsofData]

Is the Victorian era one just as wild? Do they all have bonkers plots that have little to do with chocolate, actually? Do any of them have different mechanics? I have such pressing questions.

[@KA-vs7nl]

What did she name her chocolates?

[@applesaucemorton5443]

cute

[@JacobKinsley]

THERE'S MORE?!? I'm intrigued what lore led up to this point

[@JacobKinsley]

@@KA-vs7nl she probably named one after OP and it was like milk honey chocolate and it sold poorly because she forgot sugar but she didn't care and kept making it anyway

[@Heyheyhey0475]

31:59 I like how he doesn’t have a grasp on what a propeller is

[@YouGottaCarryThatWeight]

Given enough time and slot machines, even a group of chimpanzees would turn a profit. Jerma becoming a chocolate slot millionaire though? That’s a miracle

[@PointsofData]

90% of gamblers quit before they win big kids

[@Sh4dowFawx]

Never say chocolate slot again

[@Oldass_Deadass_dumbass_channel]

Say chocolate slot again. please.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Sh4dowFawx sorry. Chocolate hole*

[@jasper7439]

This kind of edit is exactly what Ive been dreaming someone would do, because so many edits cut out like 95% of the stream, but then the actual proper streams are way too long. This is the best of both worlds for sure :)

[@softchassis]

Velvety dark chocllate emcompolates a smooth creamy le

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

Tart of The Moon

[@JacobKinsley]

What you see when your coworker is writing on the onenote

[@etwahl]

it makes me cackle too much when he calls the cacao almonds and the sugar snowball

[@Reac2]

I know his chocolatier playthrough by heart, but it's been a while since I've rewatched it. Thank you

[@1-1-5-2]

sick ass profile pic :)

[@rei-ayanami-lover]

it's undoubtedly the best playthrough hes ever done

[@Reac2]

@@1-1-5-2 I made it myself based on the Skeleton sprite from Inscryption, thank you!

[@Reac2]

@@1-1-5-2 I thanked you like 10 days ago, but my comment was deleted or didnt post right back then. Anyways ,thanks again :D

[@Ker-fuffle]

27:38 Big fan of the way Jerma perfectly described that Kylo Ren scene without meaning to do it

[@hyun6490]

i love how he was talking about the concept of muting a microphone like it’s a newly discovered feature

[@9Sadness9]

I laugh everytime he says Silly Zonka Wonka, it just sounds so dumb

[@cabwaylingo_]

notice how he gets all excited when he sees the casino in havana this guy is a fucking gambling addict

[@Hank..]

"I still count on my fingers" first grader iq andy

[@crowzzguts6051]

The way he explained a propeller hurt my brain "whirly thing on top of that hat"

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma is so small and lightweight he can use it to fly around

[@NoxTuk]

skye saves the day again. thank you for editing one of his best streams imo. :)

[@DanteTorn]

Seconded. Skye4 and Cheltie are true heroes.

[@Awwwusten]

As a chocolatier who just got off work I cannot thank you enough. Happens to be my all time favorite stream! Love you so much Skye❤

[@aaroo9554]

Is firing the ingredients cannon fun?

[@PointsofData]

How many limes do you guys have?

[@gravel100]

what country did you go to!

[@cdogthehedgehog6923]

Is the chocolate river communal or by appointment?

[@RancorousSea]

Where were you in Germany during 1942?

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

Good of Rami Malek to appear in the thumbnail for this edit

[@JacobKinsley]

Hahahahhaha I love making fun of celebrities because they will never read it and no one is hurt

[@jpm80]

ugh one of his best streams to rewatch

[@arthurmorgan6783]

23:59 haha zenis

[@justdirt]

I am thoroughly unconvinced this is an accurate depiction of post ww2 Germany

[@joechristmas8408]

that’s bc it takes place in Switzerland :)

[@JacobKinsley]

Nuh uh it is

[@brodyarmbar5332]

This game taking a lot of liberties with how you get these resources lol. Surprised there isn't an option to forcefully take the cacao at gunpoint

[@OdaSwifteye]

This is on my top ten list of all-time favorite Jerma streams. It's fun when Jerma enjoys the game. I think it makes the video more fun to watch.

[@Drinklessbutdrunk]

The return of Mr GREEN was great to see

[@DanteTorn]

Mr Green is my favorite Jerma character. It's just the right amount of unhinged, and involves Jerma's gambling interest which I always like watching even though gambling does nothing for me personally.

[@CaseyFoxiBoy]

One of the absolute best streams tysm Skye you’re the goat

[@NotThatGui]

I need part 2 so bad

[@toomanyfrogs5367]

Skye4 Upload *wiggles my toes*

[@JacobKinsley]

*wiggles each toe individually like ponyo*

[@matthewm4016]

I've been wanting a good long edit of this stream for soo long. almost like a late Christmas gift, skye always delivers.

[@IzzoSkizzy]

This was one of my favorite streams to watch highlights from. The fact you're long editing it will be fucking awesome. Thanks!

[@dikerdodleplays]

I love this stream so much, thanks for the edit Skye :)

[@AnzuCanon]

loved this stream thank you for the edit

[@JacksonEzell]

Thank you for doing a long edit of his play through of this game. I loved these streams so much so thank you much

[@HalfLifer81]

Thank you for all the hard work with these edits, it's a real treat to watch old jerma streams and relive all those good moments.

[@ahunter7563]

This stream was so underrated,glad to see an edit

[@sandoh9500]

Absolute my favorite stream of his. Can't wait for the second part

[@scatterbraindonor]

FINALLY THANK GOD!! I've been hoping you specifically would do a Choclatier comp ever since I found your Jerma stream edits. I still often go back to the Casino and Pizza Italiano ones. Thank you Skye! You rule!

[@starseekers108]

oh i was sooooo excited to see this in my feed I love what I’ve seen of this stream ty for the edit 🫡

[@arlodurham2040]

Such a fun stream. Thank you Skye! You really do make the best edits. Your videos are 95% of how I watch Jerma.

[@cardomajig24]

I think one day, i'm gonna skip meds, and make the cayenne coffee. Mix it in the honey while heating it on low to really get that color and spice dispersing. Will update once my allergies pass and see if I can find a nice dark roast with cacao in it.

[@ErodingErod]

I really love your long edits. They're amazing at including jerma and the game progression

[@c1nnamodoll]

we finally figured out who played the unknown. it was him

[@plusonedex]

thank you so much for this edit!!!!!

[@cragraven]

some of my favorite streams!! awesome to see this edit. thanks as always, skye!

[@fishmongered]

Oh my gosh, thank you so much for making this edit; I’m ecstatic, dawg

[@willyhoo2946]

My favorite stream of all time by the best editor. Exciting.

[@bellakiki8]

one of my favourite forgotten game series I played as a kid and truly one of my favourite stream series now. thank you Mr. Zonka Wonka

[@themisterslush]

omg ive wanted a long chocolatier edit for a while now lets goooooooo! ty skye!!

[@bigbeefscorcho]

This will be the ~third time I’ve enjoyed this stream, truly one of his best. Thanks Skye we love u!

[@samkimber6747]

Jerma accidentally using the recycler is funnier than not knowing it's there

[@SoloSunny]

I was just thinking about this stream and how I wanted to rewatch it!!

[@stick-em-up2904]

Lol I’m halfway through watching the vod as you uploaded this.

[@hidoryy]

aww man I thought he replayed this, still, I love this stream so I'll watch it again

[@carwash9333]

YES!! I used to watch the chocolatier vod to go to sleep every night for a couple weeks

[@sethappleton7628]

Love that Ahti the jannitor was there to teach us the basics of chocolate making.

[@dyspotme]

thank you for making these edits ❤

[@Sporkyyyy]

Oh nice I've been looking forward to this! Thank you so much Skye!! 💜

[@pandar362]

This is my favorite Jerma stream!

[@_nbcake]

Thank you for the edit, got my first exam tomorrow and I haven't been able to fall asleep before 3 am

[@DanteTorn]

Good luck my dude. May the eepy be with you.

[@jeremytitus9519]

How’d it go, homie?

[@_nbcake]

@@jeremytitus9519 I forgot to respond yesterday so thank you for that but it went pretty well! ^^ (Also I think I slept before 1:30 so I might be able to get my sleep schedule track)

[@Sporkyyyy]

@@_nbcake Good luck!

[@Malphas38th]

13:26 WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING 💀 WHY DID HE START DOING THAT

[@alizardinyourroom1361]

Dude I would love another edit of the second stream he did for this game

[@_averylily]

OH HOW HAPPY I AM TO SEE THIS STREAM HERE

[@NecoLumi]

Great stream edit once again!

[@oweneastwood2223]

Just incredible how he forgets the name every time even as he reads it

[@fakeblossom]

Omg I'm looking forward for pt 2

[@blubre]

One my the all time best streams

[@jake9107]

Thank you Skye4 for the long edit of chocolatier played by Jerma985!!! youre epic as heck!!!

[@lanapash]

I fucking love this stream, thanks for editing it

[@eddieconversi9295]

every time he says we’re gonna relax a little bit he fully lies

[@nyla199]

i want Jerma to put his hand on my back and call me his "good son" and i want skye to call me a tall boy

[@jeremytitus9519]

Jerma wanted it too, but his legal team _strongly_ advised him against creating another “Stayner situation”, whatever that is.

[@NighttimeJuneau]

@@jeremytitus9519…can you check back with the legal team and ask them what they meant by that?

[@PointsofData]

​@@NighttimeJuneau I don't think the legal team advises themselves on further comment

[@brianwhit1646]

i get such nostalgia thinking about watching this stream live

[@vacantbody6137]

same omg!!! i miss it sm

[@semantick]

His refusal to use the Recycle Hole is so 😡🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬😡😡😡🤬

[@JacobKinsley]

Recycle hole is what the guys at the club call me

[@kiralynshealy9581]

him saying war war two has me crying

[@DanteTorn]

YES. I'VE BEEN WANTING THIS FOR SO LONG! THE ORIGIN STORY FOR MR GREEN!

[@PointsofData]

(Ackshully the origin story is Vegas Stakes, if you haven't seen that one)

[@DanteTorn]

@@PointsofData I'm very aware that the character of Mr Green originated from Vegas Stakes. I'm referring to the fact that at the end of the stream(s?) of this game we get a sort of backstory to Mr Green being green because he bought tons of limes and got stuck in Vegas or something. I forget the exact lore of it.

[@miranda.w22]

I too love this stream, thank you skye4 🙏

[@Cow80y]

This is a certified lime classic

[@nickythehickey]

i literally watched this the night before a trivia tournament where we had a question about zurich lmao

[@judtt]

One of the most requested!

[@dongholiothesecond3324]

These games were wild back in the microsoft game store days where you could play through some games all the way if you just never closed the games.

[@cthulusauce]

I actually played this game as a child on my potato laptop off Wild Tangent games launcher. Seeing Jerma play it is a visceral experience.

[@Slimebiter]

This was really fun omg

[@alexjames6818]

YOOO I LOVED THIS STREAM

[@chippym8316]

I'm zumming