Jerma Plays 50 Games* in One Stream: The Long Edit

[@miadiamia]

It's 2022. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic It's 2023. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic. It's 2024. Jerma is ranting about aliens and magic. It's 2025-

[@manashieldworld]

Never change Jerma

[@m0ddotrar]

Holy shit it's famous jerma longediter miadia

[@DapperCrap]

Jerma only remembering Livin la Vida Loca’s lyrics as “Aw schweet, a premonition” over and over again is sending me.

[@jermocha]

he was singing livin la vida loca?? 😭😭 I was trying to look for the song through the lyrics no wonder I couldn’t find it lmao

[@LivingRoomSet-799]

Not surprised he’s already 50 considering he was 47 when we knew him from servers

[@justcallmeTH]

so glad that from servers is doing its rounds again

[@chaseywoot]

On his 51st birthday, he will drop dead and people won't know if its a joke

[@Pickle-jarr]

Thank you for editing out all the times jerma blinked horizontally

[@jeremytitus9519]

But they didn’t edit out any of the times he spoke through his belly button sphincter mouth

[@JunkerBunker]

27:17 - the edible kicks in around here

[@DrkstrX]

We all know when he's high.😂

[@animugril2166]

Breaks into song Lmfao

[@trail4801]

LOL

[@84m30]

I love that no matter what he will still use “wicked” to emphasize whatever he’s talking about.

[@sim-pli-s-te4015]

forcing him to stop would be cultural erasure

[@stew.enjoyer]

'aw schweet, a premonition'

[@AverageJohanson]

What song is that from?

[@sduffydoze5692]

is that from a video or something?

[@biggerlicious]

@@AverageJohanson Livin’ la vida loca

[@TomJakobW]

I need an extended audio mix of Jerma singing this!

[@dan_loeb]

​@@TomJakobW well he only says the one lyric soo it'd a pretty funny lyric video

[@user-fe1sk3le7f]

I watched it. Thank you. You can delete this video now

[@jimbojigs368]

But you won't exist without it.

[@Dodonko]

noooooo

[@ashleyking8851]

I haven't seen it but I respect your wishes to have it removed so I hope it comes down promply

[@Ghetto_Smosh]

Wait, I didn't watch it yet.

[@SweetbabyNIger]

You can delete yourself and no one will notice

[@powderpuffarpeggio3968]

Aw schweet, schweetschweetschweet schweet, Aw schweet, I'm having fun

[@Xiroxys]

Whenever he says "y'know what I mean?" I always expected the "f**k you" from the soundboard followed by "y'know what I mean?" a second time lol

[@MrBluePowers808]

XD

[@kokubo399]

is youe faavorite turn of phrase

[@varleancer496]

I always love it when Jerma rants about aliens that will inevitably tangents into the wonder of magical technologies around us. It's comforting.

[@nosferaatu]

happy 50th birthday jerma!!

[@lblampsgaming]

Thanks google translate, I couldnt understant this comment without it

[@KytusGame]

I can't wait for his sweet 500th birthday 😊

[@kaitlynpearce2200]

"Do your spoons have burn marks?" got a choked laugh out of me. That's such a great insult

[@AbsoluteTravisT]

Aw sweet, premonition.

[@333bugfartwa]

ah shweet

[@TomJakobW]

This shit is stuck in my ear now 😩😄

[@maggieburton5020]

26:28 contender for noise of the year

[@JakeSteam]

thank you mr dazza sir

[@eddmower2297]

Jerma suggesting bringing home Ronald McDonald to meet your parents is peak Jerma content

[@NameOFFIClAL]

Nowhere near as close when he played 700.000 games

[@tacowaffles5967]

I mean he's already played at least 70,000 games this should be a piece of cake

[@KytusGame]

Technically 140,000

[@olxad9]

Each time he was about to focus on Camouflage he kept on rambling about aliens and fucked up anatomy and finally he ended up playing the actual game only for like 10 seconds

[@Raye06]

8:09 "That changes everything" *dies*

[@manashieldworld]

I don't even need to click the timestamp to know this is about the double jump. I died.

[@Justini0]

​@@manashieldworldRIP 🪨

[@crumblyguy1834]

I love that chat made a reference to NL’s oats incident

[@noraonchair]

simultaneous salmonella and campylobacter moment

[@lucas-bee]

the twitch cinematic universe is expanding, my streamers are colliding

[@Googlymoogly-m8i]

I cant believe he reached 50 years ! The last jerma lasted like 2 weeks Fr tho i worked in food inspections and my senior told me her biggest motivator was she got salmonelosis in her first year of college and it took her to ICU for like 6 weeks. Food poisoning is not joke and absolutly kills. Poor geriatric man could have left this earth

[@audenjb]

I so badly need Jerma to play Onion Delivery and keel over laughing at all of the car accidents

[@hiddensoundtest1444]

This was also what was going through my mind

[@user-ev5gj8xe2b]

superdazza you do something id never dream of but have benefitted nightly since i found these long edits. enough pause to feel calm while not enough dead air to leave me alone wirh my thoughts. thank u

[@GatitoBruno77]

50 years of Jerma. can’t believe it

[@lbjustman9076]

Jerma went from farting into a lighter to tedtalk

[@Kranzio-]

For Jerma, casually sacrificing dozens of innocent human lives in Mortol isn’t just a game.

[@Jon-Patrick-S]

Sucks how much his output has gone down, feels like only a few year ago he'd play like 700,000 games in one stream

[@averyfavreau3215]

watching him lose his mind during game six was an insane experience live. it felt like witnessing the effects of a sickly crazy man getting a marijuana-opioid drug cocktail injected into his IV, in real time. exquisite.

[@dan_loeb]

i swear his beat boxing is a soundboard he has ONE bpm he uses for all the songs during the "rock out break"

[@titan2540]

vintage jerma stream

[@SkabPix]

I wonder why he's not feeling well, considering his mayonese based diet.

[@15MinuteUpload]

I love that he has an interesting thread of thought about how future generations will look back on current cultural icons and then it devolves into "Mario is a Greek god"

[@couldbecastagna]

Listeria Andy over here

[@OpenSourceAnarchist]

ants are math. variables

[@stevespike8208]

His beatboxing is just “the rubber band” gag from WB cartoons.

[@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS]

43:50 ya know, i had an epileptic friend once who was always jerma height at best, 5'1" max. one day he decided he was going to go to italy to learn how to make pizzas. when he came back, he wanted us all to call him little seizures.

[@djadj_]

I have chat replay on. nobody asked jerma if his spoons had burn marks. he just said that

[@mfindley08]

Jerma's brain is such a mysterious contraption. How in the actual heck did he get Livin Lavida Loco from that song?

[@BroadwayBrittany]

I don’t know, but it makes as much sense as me somehow getting the Ducktales theme from it (specifically “Might solve a mystery/Or rewrite history!”)

[@Terminated_Account]

i cant believe this man is 50 already. Your time is running out Jeremy.

[@ahmetswag]

15:55 even without lyrics he sings it wrong ❤

[@bradenegbert]

Gotta love that I don't even think "Ah sweet, a premonition" is a lyric in the song

[@kobayashimaruu1]

I hope that jerma feels better, I also have chronic issues and adding anything else on top of that is the worst...

[@84m30]

Gotta see how the retirement hair is going rn

[@cmdrpain_]

get well soon Jeremiah!

[@Moodbone]

Could his health issue be a fuckin campylobacter infection like northernlion had that one time?

[@mobslicer1529]

these type of games would show up in regular show or amazing world of gumball

[@remiwatson7574]

i feel like im going crazy, i cannot figure out what the spoons with burn-marks joke is implying/refers to

[@sampletext9455]

Oh sweet, a premonition

[@cynicalia]

The thumbnail is really cool how you got the same font as the game and wrote jerma Legend in thumbnail making

[@PAPA_CEO_PUMA]

immediate oat andy

[@mryoshi1221]

happy 1000th birthday jerma!

[@gracedixon125]

i also got super sick on halloween glad jerma was miserable with me in spirit

[@4na-k8]

5:04 runtothecube 😟

[@dumbdumb3387]

I get it jerma we all say in unison

[@gunnen1]

jerma discovers d-beat in this one

[@Lukaknits]

God i miss him so much

[@bluezebra2759]

Can't believe he's 50 years old

[@bobob9969]

idk why my brain thought this was celebrating his 50th birthday

[@jubileehoney3269]

Pretzel bun sandwich and Jerma, hell yeah

[@MrBluePowers808]

Aw schweet

[@WigleyMusicLLC]

Cap'n Crunch is real to me, dammit!

[@MMedic23]

How safe is the Chat Replay extension, considering it's source is not available?

[@Raye06]

13:42 no way this string of laughs is real

[@mateofamate1387]

Homie doesn't know Ceasar was just a Roman mascot used to sell carrots or some shit

[@JordanLester13]

25:30 kzbin.info/www/bejne/pmWal3iOfMaVl7s Premonition is so fucking funny to me

[@IdiotequeTR]

jerma talking like people dont know what steam is like it's a underground pirating forum is so funny to me. "what's it- steampowered?" lmao

[@reginaldh2079]

Jerma

[@greenwolf1601]

I didnt understand the spoons have burnmarks bit, can someone explain ?

[@47ejecting2]

Heroin

[@mikhail_SKII]

Big Jerma

[@TheMarkoSeke]

Is "ah schweet" from something or is it just his brain

[@youdonegoofed]

Livin’ la vida loca

[@ashsweet]

hes dying of botulism

[@freep3115]

Sounds like Jerma should get some therapy after his hit and run therapy

[@itrywayytoohard]

Derek’s piggy piggy

[@fardass3535]

ants are math

[@Coolguy8002.]

he got simultaneousl salmonella and campylobacter?

[@jacquespaught]

Why does he think putting something in parenthesis makes it tentative somehow

[@areyoufeelingitnowmrcrabs9989]

jerma still acts over-confident and still fails

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

WOW!! IT'S ALMOST LIKE DAZZA IS HOLYMACK!!!! MAYBE THEY SHOULD FIRE JACK AND ASSIGN DAZZA TO HIS JOB!!!! EVEN THE THUMBNAIL HAS EFFORT PUT INTO IT!!!! WOW!!!!! KRAZY RIGHT!!!!! JACK IS AN AWFUL EDITOR!!! ISN'T THAT KRAZY!!!

[@rmshX]

Yoo good brother?

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

@RRRRRR-im2sv I hate Jack.

[@VideoViewer69]

he's high right?

[@scobbis6134]

0 likes is outrageous!

[@Ratonvaquero27]

i will never understand why he thinks of advanced civilizations like caveman's, what is going on inside his brain

[@insanelyheinousbeefer]

$20 that he got mercury poisoning from all the canned albacore and yellowfin tuna he eats as revealed on the ster elden ring stream

[@BlueTreeFrog]

beh. pizza

[@yuletidecheer]

New Jerma edit, just in time for my succulent Chinese meal (takeout from local buffet)? 𝙖𝙬 𝙨𝙝𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩

[@infernalisopod3344]

ah schweet