Jerma Plays Bootleg NES Games - Jerma Streams Plug and Play NES Games (Long Edit #1)

From Jerma's first Plug and Play NES Games stream (1/3/2021): kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnOTpmtmZb-Ea7c / www.twitch.tv/videos/860377900
Jerma's Twitch: www.twitch.tv/jerma985
2ndJerma: kzbin.info/door/L7DDQWP6x7wy0O6L5ZIgxg
Jerma streams Plug and Play NES Games long edit playlist: kzbin.info/aero/PLtDqnj8obubaXW8gH2XUpsWTSXmTGEF_S
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Batman is purple
And Jason is too
Timestamps
0:00 Intro
4:06 Duck Maze
5:14 Gyrodine
10:18 Pongpong
12:18 Five Days
13:59 Dr. Mario
16:52 Bomberman
19:10 Battleship
23:36 Robocop 3
27:30 Tetris: The Soviet Mind Game
30:14 Moai-kun
33:16 Venice Beach Volleyball
35:28 Raid on Bungeling Bay
36:40 Super Contra 6 (A bootleg of Contra Force)
40:25 Contra
43:44 Contra 2
44:24 Super Contra 7
46:24 Robocop
50:51 Robocop 2
53:20 Super Rescue Solbrain
55:00 Shockwave
55:55 Seaport Guarl
56:39 Lode Runner
58:26 Sky Kid
1:01:13 Utmost Warfare
1:02:29 Puss in Boots: An Adventure Around the World in 80 Days
1:06:32 Sanrio Cup: Pon Pon Volley
1:08:31 Gorby's Great Pipeline Strategy
1:09:29 Lunar Pool
1:09:58 The Karate Kid
1:14:35 Destroy 1 (A bootleg of Wrecking Crew)
1:15:16 Animal Contest
1:17:21 Alpha Mission
1:17:37 I Can Remember
1:20:39 Nuts & Milk
1:21:02 Fruit Pig
1:22:42 Dough Boy
1:23:15 Submarine
1:24:34 Flappy
1:25:02 Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers 2
1:28:41 Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers
1:29:01 Chip 'n Dale 3 (A bootleg of Heavy Barrel)
1:32:20 River City Ransom
1:33:57 Hot-Blooded Fighting Legend
1:36:02 Hexapod New
1:36:59 Mortal Combat 4
1:41:45 Bird Week
1:42:19 Super Bros. 10: Kung Fu Mari (A bootleg of Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu)
1:45:44 Donkey Kong Jr. Math
1:46:47 Super Mario 12 (A bootleg of Yoshi's Cookie)
1:50:45 Super Mario 14 (A bootleg of Kaiketsu Yanchamaru 3: Taiketsu! Zouringen)
1:54:45 Tag Team Wrestling
1:55:27 Astyanax
1:58:36 Air Alert (A bootleg of Astrosmash)
1:59:39 Batman: The Video Game
2:02:20 Sasa
2:02:57 Spiderman 1
2:03:26 Spiderman 2
2:05:49 Wonder Ball
2:06:21 Chubby Cherub
2:06:39 Bubble Bobble 2
2:09:18 Whomp 'Em
2:11:17 Super Arabian
2:11:39 Banana Prince
2:16:34 Awful Rushing
2:16:48 Rockin' Kats
2:18:09 Hyper Olympic
2:21:25 Poke Tetris
2:23:01 Popeye
2:23:43 Spy vs. Spy
2:24:13 Super Mario Bros.
2:26:19 Code Name: Viper
2:27:02 Hokuto no Ken (1986)
2:28:32 Fruit Gift
2:29:19 Friday the 13th
2:31:05 Dian Shi Ma Li
2:32:36 Milon's Secret Castle
2:33:19 Baseball New
2:34:07 Spartan X 2
2:34:14 B-Wings
2:37:07 Nekketsu! Street Basketball: All Out Dunk Heroes
Outro song: Esper Dream 2 - Ending Credits kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5TJaWSPfsSGhpI

[@brennanneaton3062]

It’s truly impressive how consistently funny he can be in a 4-12 hour stream. Love this dude

[@Wabajak13]

and for the last 10+ years

[@chrisnic2698]

He is "the funny"

[@lillydevil2486]

Honestly was surprised for the same reason when watching TomatoGaming VOD. XD

[@angelicpretty777]

both him and joel are able to just be funny for an infinite amount of time

[@non-haereticicoalition8392]

I can see it now. Jerma turns on the facecam. He is clad from head to toe in cat boy outfit, an amalgamation of dollar store party attire and discount women's clothing from JC Penny. He is smiling. Chat is going nuts. He has done it. And then, within two minutes, a stray chat message catches Jerma's eye. "Porn streamer?" he exclaims. He looks at the camera, concern washing over his face like the tide. He reads some more. "Fetish streamer, porn streamer, porn streamer" he reads in rapid succession. "What are you guys talking about?" he asks. And then he reads the one line. "Jerma you might as well be showing your feet on stream" he reads with shrill fear. He screams and turns the camera off. The stream ends, and no one sees Jerma for some months. One guy lives again...

[@cheezorger]

irl creepypasta

[@JoNarDLoLz]

This sounds horrifying

[@Vonias]

I hate how every time someone pitches a Jerma Hypothetical™ I can see it so clearly in my head.

[@BroudbrunMusicMerge]

Why can I hear this in vivid detail

[@cheesebooba]

prophet

[@Shevlander]

Jerma plays the most basic battleship strategy. The computer figures it out easily because all the hits are together; so it’ll just keep going. “Well obviously the AI got that, it’s an advanced learning algorithm. A normal person wouldn’t be able to do that.”

[@rustingflamberge]

his strategy would make so much more sense to just put ‘em all in that corner slightly spaced out

[@grimes9099]

holy shit he completely accurately described what happened in the first battleship match against Ludwig that's incredible

[@marti5420]

i love how jerma sees a map of the globe and instead of using land masses to figure out where he is, he immediately goes to "America in on the left, that cant be england, england is in the middle of the world"

[@jordynensor2081]

closet flat earther

[@YellOh201]

anglocentrist andy

[@kodachromeraccoon5448]

Jerma attempting to play German banana prince and the first thing he tries to do is gamble in German with no idea what he’s going to win was absolutely hysterical, fantastic steam, 9/10 deducting 1 point because the music is abysmal in some of these lol

[@quitlife]

i go to sleep watching these long edits and the best thing is just listening to the audio and no looking at it so you make up whats going on in your head

[@MrCreeperKicker]

Whenever jerma says "otto" in his dog good boy voice it makes me very happy. I would personally definitely stay at the oototel

[@pango9519]

I have the complete opposite reaction lol

[@Tobi-rf1pn]

you putting some little facts about the games in your edit makes this so good. really great work :D

[@Tobi-rf1pn]

i love all your edits in general

[@Profit974]

No matter the language or the game, jerma will find a way to gamble

[@shooby9496]

It's funny, in some games Jerma is among the best I've seen. In Dr. Mario he's literally the worst I've ever seen. And I've watched my brother play as a toddler.

[@ponponpatapon9670]

he has a knack for sucking ass at any game that requires thought, but being good at games that require constant rote memorization

[@curtdude7]

i might be missing something. what game is he good at?

[@Bellitchi]

@@curtdude7 tf2

[@curtdude7]

@@Bellitchi OMEGALUL

[@skinwalker69420]

@@curtdude7 he was though

[@justdirt]

I love how Jerma perfecrly describes several symptoms of adhd during Dr. Mario

[@shooby9496]

44:57 - "Let's all go the Ootototel and take a NANANANANAP."

[@miqwerty]

Over a year later and I'm still aghast that Jerma played Doctor Mario, didn't even land on the viruses most of the time, then claimed he couldn't play it cuz he "got an F in geometry"

[@clinkus]

i love the gamer facts you put in throughout the video. and the timestamps, incredible. thank you for your hard work and wisdom

[@KevinDonovan420]

Imagine being Jerma’s newborn child and every night you have to listen to his lullabies

[@benjaminmorris7159]

dad PLEASE sing aeo again

[@sophialambert6320]

That's an oddly specific statement 😂

[@LittleWeevil]

24:27 for some reason the "I'm on my way Lewis." kills me every time

[@totaldestruction152]

38:13 I've just recently started watching Jerma's content and I have to say the best moments are the ones that come in multiple parts. I was already laughing when he called what is obviously a forklift a tractor, and then I thought about it and realized that the forklift is ridiculously large.

[@brandiboo1231]

the chip and dale arc is underrated. “TALK DALE TALK” to that ear piercing high pitched bit at 1:29:14. magnificent

[@Grimbo_1212]

Game one: Fat Cat stole the gold bars! You gotta get them back and save the birthday party! Game three: WE'RE DROPPING YOU OFF VIA BLACKHAWK. YOU NEED TO DESTROY THE TERRORIST'S UNDERGROUND ARTILLERY BASE

[@Peter_Griffaaa]

I've watched that bit about fifteen times now, it's absolutely hilarious

[@tomiyu2297]

You there. Trigun fan. Your name is almost EXACTLY like mine when shortened.

[@brandiboo1231]

@@tomiyu2297 very cool coincidence! my trigun homie

[@BierBart12]

Hearling Jerma read German might be one of the most blissful experiences I'll ever have He tried so hard to pronounce it right, but pronouncing it in bad English would have been so much more accurate and less deranged sounding drache,dragon beer,beer ringe,rings

[@bohOHteez]

1:27:03 "God I'm falling out my chair" idk why this got me good.

[@glizzygulper8948]

i know this is two years old but thank you for adding chapters for all the games, i appreciate it a lot

[@wyvern4588]

4:20 Instantly makes me remember Joel playing MIDI hell screams with this game.

[@infiniteammo675]

Love the thumbnail

[@snaildad193]

"One of those push machines that has the balls in it that pretends to be a lawnmower and it goes pppppppopopoppopoppop"

[@AiOinc1]

This is exactly the kind of stream I want to see from jerma 1:21:10 this is the fourth video on the internet of fruit pig nes

[@bakaneko6639]

Is rerez one of them

[@funnypeashootercreature]

1:28:17 hope that eating sound gets to be nominated to best noise

[@TreeFrogOnATree]

holy shit lmfao

[@GabrielAKAFinn]

1:12:25 80 year old streamer with every bodily problem you can have wants to give you advice on how to train

[@SnowDouble]

Thank you for all the little facts and stuff about the games right on top of jerma guessing it. Love learning about these old games.

[@houston-says-hi]

That classic AVGN intro is great :)

[@hvnsnight]

19:12 the original battleship stream

[@habydlg]

The small edits and text you added so much! Thank you for going into the trouble of finding what the games actually were

[@hooty8703]

I like how jerma had a plan to do a timer and rng and all that, but then after he gets like 3 shitty game he instantly gives up on that idea, poor adhd streamer- Also I have not seen a **SINGLE** human being on this beautiful green earth THAT bad at NE DR mario

[@nyarg33]

ive never played dr mario once in my life but that bit made me SO made he HAD to be pretending he HAD to be

[@zess_t5952]

Chip and dale 3 made my whole body hurt from laughter during the stream.

[@blastoise072]

33:25 Matt and ryan?

[@Meninx87]

Somebody has to tell them about this game

[@HeadLeg]

From supermega?

[@RealJerb]

@@HeadLeg our sweet boys

[@sololiveri9506]

I love that you putted the japanese translations and explications for some of the games. Thank you for your work

[@GiraffeDawg]

All these lovely timestamps on this video! I like how short the Raid on Bungeling Bay segment ended up being lol

[@JoNarDLoLz]

I've already rewatched this 5 times and this 48:27 has almost killed me twice from choking due to laughter

[@sapphicultist]

35:13 why does VENICE BEACH VOLLEYBALL FOR THE FAMILY COMPUTER SYSTEM of all games have the absolute best retro game over theme i’ve heard

[@leowagnerr]

The explaining texts that you add are cool!

[@nothing-2-live-4]

ive had this plug and play console for a while now. Mine's called a "Coolbaby". I bought it at a radio shack that had it set up for people to demo and the first game I played was "Mario 10" aka "Super Bros. Kung Fu Mari" and I bought the console instantly after seeing that game. I mean, if you saw what Jerma plays at 1:42:24 how could you NOT buy it.

[@mbuna1]

I enjoyed the trivia/translations!

[@feline_warrior1067]

I guess he really wanted his battleship prediction to come true

[@MetalMercutio]

48:05-48:31 I laughed at this for two straight hours.

[@Captainjul]

Hahahaha!

[@MetalMercutio]

@@Captainjul This but for two hours

[@moRULEZ18981]

I was laughing so hard I needed to take some ibuprofen because it was starting to make my back hurt lol. made a gif of robocop punching the dude in the face over and over

[@Skibir]

Watching him play Dr. Mario caused me physical pain.

[@VooDooMusic]

19:18 monkaS the ludwig debt

[@igotashake]

Wow really fast edit. Thanks again!

[@laut0]

oh my god, the mad lad timestamped everything!

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

11:52 I don't know why but this broke me, i just couldn't stop laughing

[@TheSaemiProduction]

Jerma at the german casino is so funny to me! "JA!"

[@Julius3774]

Thank you for the edits as usual!

[@neilgoldberg547]

Jerma's very own Plug and Plague. NIce video Skye.

[@MyLuckyPapillion]

thanks for the edit!!! but the intro starting with catboy jerma..... perfect

[@osaka0985]

jerma rants incoherently over corrupted chiptune music

[@Kain128]

44:56 Maybe later we can book a room in the OOTOTOTOTEL and have a nice NANANANANAP!

[@JomasterTheSecond]

The funny thing about Solbrain being retitled as Robocop - Solbrain's part of a series called Metal heroes. There was a Metal Heroes series called Jiban that was _very heavily influenced_ by Robocop. So it's kind of Japanese Robocop, but not really.

[@tehrobotjesus]

Beautiful rendition of Marry Had a Little Lamb! I smell a Jerma award.

[@lovofofo]

18:30 disturbingly relatable

[@JustGetJames]

I had rom hacked nes games on my old phone, and I played kirby, river City Ransom, mario 2, and dig dug all the time.

[@IMosuGoji]

32:44 Jerma discovers sympathy

[@TheSidwo]

Great edit!

[@estusflask982]

Jerma order of operations > blame controller > say game sucks > say game publisher sucks

[@wrymhole]

Skye I just wanna say thank you so much for the work you do! You're edits are the main way I watch jerma and it's crazy how you just do it for free. Tysm for the hours of comfort from your jerma edits

[@skye4]

Thank you!

[@leon-zt7wu]

he should create a group consisting of fans who get into a submarine and they should call it the Jermarine or somthing and they probably all drown .

[@seymoorepoone9512]

Well well well. Looks like the CEO of oceangate stole your idea.

[@majinlilkek4367]

A roguelike Gyrodine with indie artstyle and better controls would be kinda cool

[@leon-zt7wu]

2:25:16 did he just perform that pixel perfect walljump or is that just a quirk of the console

[@skye4]

I think the console just froze a bit there.

[@leon-zt7wu]

@@skye4 thought so. also can i thank you for adding these small bits of info to those japanese exlcusive games. very nice to read

[@justdakotamusic]

This cat boy costume is just gonna be him in all black spandex with shitty cat in the hat makeup (aka the Mike Meyers) and it will be delightful.

[@MinusTwoPoints]

1:02:38 did it not occur to him that the earth is round and this is just a shifted world map lmao 💀

[@cringesuperhell]

jerma talking about like, not being able to pass geometry or never knowing the date is so validating as someone with adhd, lmao.

[@MetaWhiteYoshi]

Every time Jerma talks about fighting games I am more and more sure the genre isn't for him 1:11:00

[@sgtbaa]

The Chip and Dale 3 segment killed me

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

35:20 Shredded volleyball dude telling me to never give up is oddly wholesome

[@Allnamestakenzomg]

The super Olympics. Dude fucking ran a 7.67s 100metres. Threw a javelin 110metres and jumped 13m

[@FrancesFarmer00]

man i prefer your videos even over jermas streams, its just so much more relaxed

[@randomchannel6867]

Same here but its mainly because i hate jerma

[@jordanhansen3554]

“I should punish you with Fruit Gift”

[@NapalmParty9793]

Shout out to Supermega for making that awesome volleyball game

[@RealJerb]

I was wondering if anyone else made this comment. It's odd because at least two of the players could pass as Matt and Ryan lol

[@TheWingless]

11:40 Hey KZbin, I'm the dev of Sinistar...

[@paste9511]

when he played elevator action that unlocked so many hidden memories of mine

[@theeoddments960]

44:55 who else has major Jontron vibes from seeing this shit

[@KizuxTheo]

Thanks for the foot notes, now I can play Moai-kun

[@superblambo2592]

This reminds me of action 52

[@stuflu8380]

This was the first ever Jerma stream I caught live

[@18themxxn_]

The streamer that played 600 games ON STREAM

[@cabwaylingo_]

holy shit the gyrodine dev was there

[@whatr0]

devon chat is truly a man of many talents

[@shigekigiosenfao9027]

Contra One contains the Folder Contra One to Contra Eight then if you Click Contra Two it gives you Contra One. 40:22

[@lra1095]

24:11 Wow so after leaving the Beatles, George Harrison got really good at Robocop 4.

[@NBDbingo5]

18:27 334 - Hokuto No Ken???? I couldnt imagine how bad a fighting game plays on one of these

[@myriadpro1641]

1:57:16 when we think about Deku and his ability to holy one for all

[@nou1178]

It's the shortest streamer you've eveeeer seen...

[@jacobgutierrez864]

Knowing jerma he’s totally gonna forget to ply “hot blooded basketball” Edit: god fucking damn it

[@klax001]

8:58 Unexpected Three Stooges "Swingin' the Alphabet" reference... lol

[@saladplainzone]

why do both joel and jerma think they've already played Mario 7

[@Gooble92]

33:27 Matt and Ryan?

[@RealJerb]

The first and last character on the selection screen look like them age to 50 after getting extremely swole

[@Trashman_69]

Are we gonna gloss over that jerma played fruit pig, which is an extremely rare game

[@jillsandwitch67]

i love how fucking long it took him to realize that the retrolink or whatever made his video output look terrible.

[@ctfunk]

29:09 that edit lmao

[@Thievishaura]

7:28 Someone needs to sample him saying "Stop drinking bong water."

[@coltonwilkie241]

Imagine getting a Family Computer System when the NES was at it's peak.

[@MiniorinVR]

He actually called it 19:18

[@dawn6904]

It physically hurt to watch him "play" doctor mario