Jerma Runs (Over) The Mafia

First you get the money, then you get the power, then you get the puppies.
Originally streamed/recorded on September 29th, 2020
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[@TylerNovakYT]

I can unironically see Jerma being part of a mob. Not as the boss though, he's the guy that puts the car bomb in the wrong car and gets whacked because of it.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

"No Stevenson am not gonna rigged the boss's car! Okay maybe just 1 car bomb, fuck what's the Timer on? Does that say 10 minutes or 10 secon-" *massive explosion* Later Stevenson: "I don't know, I don't even think you're supposed to put timers on car bombs."

[@deliboy8895]

Blackkklansman

[@fwoqma]

would you say he has big goon energy?

[@Memerath]

no chat i’m not gonna rig tony’s car

[@_1vn4_]

@Shane its a movie with a related scene

[@jakedeptola2547]

I literally cannot imagine this dude sitting in like an outback steakhouse for dinner, hes fucking crazy

[@AdamKlownzinger]

He owns a CAR, he owns a HOUSE, he has TANGIBLE ASSETS. That should SCARE you.

[@snkybrki]

@@AdamKlownzinger I heard he even has a GIRLFRIEND. This man's absolute PSYCHOPATHY will no doubt TRAUMATIZE her if left unchecked. Fortunately, chat is his outlet for now, but who knows when his MURDEROUS instincts will kick in again.

[@campbell1232]

@@AdamKlownzinger He's so close to being real it's scary

[@BudBonkerson]

@@AdamKlownzinger Jerma has UNLIMITED LIABILITY

[@yellobanana6456]

Thank god jerma isn't real

[@giganticzombie]

Jerma "conveniently" forgets how to shoot people when it's his job to but will easily beat innocent women and security guards without hesitation. I don't know how he does it.

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

He only does it when he feels power.

[@endig4501]

He likes to be close enough that the blood splashes on him. See Dork Cube.

[@vaan_]

when the sus guy takes over

[@giganticzombie]

@@vaan_ Dr. Jerma and Mr. Sus

[@animatrix1490]

@@giganticzombie They are a person who feels good to be among-us

[@nathant6655]

*talks through the cutscene* . “wait what’s going on?”

[@coconut4219]

Jerma: You Can (Not) Run Away

[@mcswim565]

Can't wait for The end of Jermangelion

[@Haydunk]

Jermangelion death and rebirth

[@snkybrki]

Cruel Jangel's Jhesis is my favorite Janime intro

[@nohs8776]

You Will (Not) Be Grinded

[@Gxmwp]

LIFE IS PAIN I HATE MYSE-

[@williamdunbar2802]

All of jerma’s memories are implanted from various shows and movies. He’s the ultimate infiltration replicant

[@starshinehero]

Jerma: *runs over mafia boss intentionally* "Eh, he's probably dead."

[@AdamKlownzinger]

He immediately, IMMEDIATELY promises to murder people with his car and punch people in the face. Not even for a singular moment can this sick individual stomach smiles on the faces and joy in the hearts of the common person without the instantaneous exercise of one’s darkest savage desires for destruction and death. Great stuff as always, excited for the next video

[@simplexjohnny]

He'll laugh as he crashes the car into people

[@Lysergic_Fox]

this guy is fucked

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Detective we need you to put him into jail. As always, keep making good content Jerma.

[@Marispider]

666th like

[@18754KRS]

＋２

[@bumbetch]

Jerma as a mafia godfather is probably the scariest thing I have ever heard. Imagine touching him would instantly anger him and immediately put you in a meat grinder. Such a deranged streamer. Thank god he's not real.

[@aarontheperson6867]

his handlers say he wants to escape into the real world and the urges are getting worse

[@WafflerCraft]

Jerma's first instinct upon seeing a motorcycle in car is to ram into it. What a powerful being.

[@baza9467]

That's why nobody rides a bike in Las Vegas

[@esuna2121]

Screaming "MOTORCYCLE MOTORCYCLE!"

[@crusadercarl6269]

"But, everyone called me a psycho when I punched that lady and choked that guy to death!" haHa, its okay jErma, we aLl accePt you, even with your MurdErous tendencies.

[@unknowable1874]

This doesn't really work when you capitalize Jerma lmao

[@crusadercarl6269]

@@unknowable1874 fixed 👍

[@18754KRS]

−２

[@jackmetrro]

Hahaha

[@theylivewesleep.5139]

5:35 ‘You must be immune to fun’ he says after ripping out another one of your teeth with pliers as you try your hardest not to scream (that would activate his zerker mode).

[@absolutemattlad2701]

8:09 the little AAAYE sound the guy makes as he flies comically off into the distance sent me almost as hard as the car sent that dude 32:55 had me DYING

[@James-tj7qg]

I'VE NEVER HEARD THE AAAYYE SCREAM UNTIL NOW AND IM DYINGGNNGJFFHF

[@ValentineStare]

Jerma is funny like a clown. He amuses me. He makes me laugh

[@baza9467]

You better sleep with one eye open now. Not that its gonna save you anyway, but you can try.

[@RickJaeger]

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a funny streamer.

[@TimSlee1]

Who wanna know who else is funny like clown?

[@Leetgrain]

I really hope he does more of this, Jerma's in his prime when his psychotic, evil streamer tendencies are viewed as normal - like in the mob.

[@guymann1660]

the hotel level is like, made for jerma lol. requires some finesse and attention so naturally he just beats the shit out of everyone he can find, going "YOU KNOW MICHELLE!?"

[@soma8756]

this cool and crazy title really grabbed me, and adequately prepared me for a video where nothing weird happens!

[@CheeseAndCrackers_]

If Jerma was part of a mob he would be they guy who shoots as soon as he hears “the guy in the black jacket” but doesn’t wait to hear “is the boss’s son”

[@basilbate7022]

Jerma has somehow figured to turn his real life into a cartoon via the internet

[@nof9395]

He knows about Vtubers

[@ryanm.8720]

"Was 'Finding Nemo' just a movie? No; that was a documentary! They had cameras down in the ocean. I remember seeing them filming it in Philadelphia."

[@Philboh8]

At 7:58 it's like they were all waiting for Jerma to finish

[@jamestiedye9890]

Jerma uploads are always so funny to me because I'm like wow when did he play this I must've missed it and it's from like 2 years ago

[@kiran_3986]

him beating the racing part on easy is accurate to what the mafia do so its actually true to the story

[@communistwaffle6517]

"hold bumper to throw molotov" *does it* "this is the best game ever" completely sane behavior

[@grit1]

The racing mission for this game is absolutely insane. Its the only reason I couldn't finish it fully on classic, I had to lower it just for that one mission.

[@minecraft5492]

you should play the original. In remake i made it in two tries but in the original it took me like whole night to get over that mission

[@grit1]

@@minecraft5492 I did when I was a kid on the PS2 but sadly I can't remember much of it

[@raphael8951]

Aw man i wish someone would put the dificulty copypasta here

[@Joesmho23]

It took me forever to get the race done in classic. I figured out that tapping x for turns works best for me. Getting that game platinum was a pain in my ass.

[@jasmine-ruff-puff9951]

I don't even remember a race lol

[@christopherbriscoe9765]

32:56 shot him so hard made him rethink his life

[@34marmarmar]

29:20 whenever jerma snaps back to his normal self

[@reag4n]

this man is absolutely unhinged

[@freakymoejoe2]

"I dont want to be the psycho anymore"

[@SpecialInterestShow]

No joke, I had a classmate in high school who would come into school EVERY SINGLE DAY dressed in a tuxedo. A whole suit. The *one* day he came in in jeans and a t-shirt it was a fuckin spectacle. The next day he was right back to wearing suits. He even had an old timey car and a tin lunch box, and he loved old music. And his face? Splittin image of Tommy Did I go to school with a fuckin video game character? OR DID I GO TO SCHOOL WITH A MEMBER OF THE MAFIA!? PS: After checking his Facebook, I am pleased to report that 7 years post-graduation he is still repping his 1930s Mobster aesthetic. Good for him, live ya best life.

[@Durhn]

These videos always feel like found footage of horrible crimes

[@kielbasamage]

How can Jerma possibly win the race, every time one of the contestants crashes and dies he instantly locks up in glee!

[@nemysyys2285]

Bro thinks his life is an episode of Seinfeld 💀

[@aidansmith5646]

Jerma and open world games is my favourite combination. So much potential, and he always delivers.

[@Odyanii]

32:10 the fact it was an Ambulance he crashed into was just the cherry on top 10/10

[@Xzeihoranth]

Open world game with drivable vehicles. Yeah, this was a Jer-nia stream.

[@radeklew1]

I genuinely thought this was LA Noire for the first 7 minutes and he kept calling it a new game so I was trying to figure out if the original stream was from 2014

[@operadlxx7071]

I like how we start off with "Who am I trying to grab right now, am I trying to grab you?" very Jerma like thing to say

[@Profile__1]

Jerma is that one character in a mafia movie you think is a nice, decent guy in the gang since he's so jovial and outgoing. Then like a quarter into the movie, the main character witnesses Jerma getting bored and deciding to beat and murder a ton of innocent people at a club. Just because he can.

[@SnacxAttac]

What makes Jerma vids so great is the videos but the comments are just the best cherry on top of a delicious strawberry milkshake.

[@bigman7025]

as a person that tried to complete that race on classic i can 100% agree with jerma that it was ridiculously hard

[@Jerma985_fan]

HES GRABBING ME HELP

[@pankaiks5576]

Literally 28:00 jerma fights the guy beating up the mol ster then fights the mol ster....hes literally a anti hero

[@gibustheinfamous]

1:49 Jerma has played Borderlands and that scares me. He also knows there's a Borderlands 3 which scares me even more.

[@SoggyMicrowaveNugget]

Jerma you feel like you're playing candy crush every cut-scene because you're interacting with your sub-human chat.

[@jaz0424]

The pan to the ambulance at 32:16 is just comedy gold 🤣

[@kisamexsx]

No way is this Jerma? I thought he was drafted to fight in the vietnam war.

[@AdamKlownzinger]

Still can’t believe he killed THAT many Vietcong with nothing but his teeth and an insatiable lust for primordial jungle combat

[@joshyjoshyjosh]

He was... hasn't been the same since.

[@snkybrki]

He was, it's just that his UNPARALLELED BLOODLUST ended the war in record time so he could get back home and kill more people. He's ruthless and a killer, by the age of 44. I heard the notches on his pistol numbered one-and-19-more.

[@18754KRS]

@@joshyjoshyjosh ＋２

[@Patrick.Weightman]

We need a compilation of "memories" Jerma had that were actually just TV show skits he saw

[@thomassully6421]

HELLO FELLOW JERMAMITES HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE EVENING/MORNING/AFTERNOON/NIGHT

[@danielh.541]

I thought we were Jermaniacs

[@Scribbled_Death]

stalkn and prayn at night like the rats we are

[@jessetowner1518]

Jerma saying you shouldn’t look up directions and just keep driving straight until you get where you wanna go is great

[@jamishmcquo7590]

None of this makes any sense, you're telling me he crashed the car 5 times in the first ten minutes, ran somebody over, punched someone in the face and then got out of the car? that can't be how it happened.

[@mattymatt1283]

16:19 “what is a chubby bunny?” never thought I’d feel old without actually being old

[@bobu5213]

"I'm not gonna do something weird" Jerma in the literal same breath:

[@pjlew6719]

That driving mission made me put the game down and never come back

[@luc4762]

the fact that jerma had a Seinfeld experience speaks leaps and bounds abt who he is.

[@RemyVonLion]

our entire lives are just episodes of seinfeld

[@thegamegrumpsletsplayofmaj5727]

LA Noire: The Phantom Menace

[@18754KRS]

short joke

[@P0PE418]

as soon as he said “I like this game!” I got flashbacks to people raging at the race mission

[@dogmadude1399]

17:52 Made me cry of laughter

[@bung0o]

jerma had 10mgs of mafia in him during this playthrough

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

32:10 If I had a nickel for every time I've seen a psycho murderer die in an auto accident with an ambulance, I'd have 2 nickels

[@boingo3275]

It gave me an

[@absolutemattlad2701]

What was the other time?

[@nessesaryschoolthing]

Friday July 16th, 1999, Morioh Japan

[@JeTeLBaka]

IS THAT A

[@minedude33]

Jerma running down the motorcycle really resonated with me because everytime I play GTA V and I see a cycle-equivelant, it's instant sleeper-agent kill mode activated and I will not rest until the cyclist has been put in the ground

[@Zoochiini]

holy shit I thought this was LA Noire for like 5 whole minutes

[@allthenamesiwantedweretaken]

The duality of twitch chat: "Dude turn the difficulty down, you've been here for 4 hours" "Dude turn the difficulty up, this is boring."

[@MisterMajister]

Thanks again Jerma for the laughs, you were on fire this stream!

[@LittleIcarus]

Ban this guy right now

[@pasha-ly4ss]

you are sick

[@jonathanevans2475]

was waiting for this stream to be put on the youtube channel

[@accursedamygdala8241]

Watching someone try and complete the Mafia race mission is the closest I've ever felt to having PTSD

[@Patrick.Weightman]

Jerma finally uploading in 1080p I never thought I'd see the day

[@moleiekins5710]

Jerma exudes a lot of goon energy

[@18754KRS]

bad guy energy

[@shabaq7975]

CLASSIC Jerma starting the stream with a psychotic episode

[@sabrina-online]

this man finds out he can use a molotov with a game and instantly deems it as fun because of that, absolute maniac

[@robotman5105]

Jerma being awful at driving in that racing part makes a whole lot of sense after learning he only handbrakes to slow down in car games

[@sedentarycub5775]

the fact that jerma doesnt know that the first numbeer in a hotel room is the floor xD

[@alexschannelorsomething6673]

Any game: has melee or melee weapons. Jerma: **"HOLY SHIT GAME OF THE YEAR."**

[@hada__02]

I love Jerma watching the cutscenes and just writing a Naked Gun style parody of mobster movies

[@realwizardbroadcast]

Jerma thinking the race is gon a be easy in the beginning gets me

[@MistaSkilla692]

I had no idea this was the precursor to the fabled chubby bunny stream

[@tfsgames]

Little did Jeremy know, this stream would change his life.

[@Axon-bm2sx]

as of just now i started the jerma diet eating turkey with real mayo rn

[@Big_Spine]

33:42 Jeremy Elbertson’s plea to the jury after being convicted of several felonies.

[@sparrow_solas]

it took me 8 minutes into the video to realize this is NOT la noire

[@FelineBlue]

its ok me too

[@sparrow_solas]

@@FelineBlue hahahaha

[@Nijht]

The first five or so minutes of this is actually, unironically, the *perfect* introduction to Jerma's style of humor.

[@jordynrawrz]

jerma is literally a cartoon character

[@moneymanofficial]

Why do games always glitch in the funniest ways when jerma plays them

[@Regulith]

I'm starting to think that jerma genuinely believes that every borderlands game opens with "no rest for the wicked"

[@Hoodied]

Jerma really moved up in the mafia world, did you hear about the hit he orchestrated against the Pasta Italiano?

[@gcullen576]

Jerma's response to not knowing what the mission is, without fail, is making the mission as hard as possible

[@joeking5917]

I can’t believe Jerma goes out and does human things. I can’t imagine him going to like a Costco and using a shopping cart

[@SyrupBuccaneer]

Inexplicably driving right into a car only to pan and see it's an ambulance is a certified Jerma Moment.

[@KengaruZ]

2nd Jerma poppin off with uploads lately

[@Theauu]

Level 100 mafia boss jermbo986

[@bennyboyy7]

Did not know that the old mafia was remastered this well.

[@LarryDavis2099]

I love how he just assumes everyone knows what the hell "chubby bunny with marshmallows" means

[@lennonmahoney7302]

Jerma mistaking his life for Seinfeld is straight out of IASIP

[@18754KRS]

jerry

[@lennonmahoney7302]

@@18754KRS huh

[@18754KRS]

@@lennonmahoney7302 jerry seinfeld

[@lennonmahoney7302]

@@18754KRS Well Jerma is exactly like Dennis, which means he’s Jerry too

[@AwersomeCan]

Yeah, when Frank confuses his life with Rambo

[@jamishmcquo7590]

31:08 I wonder if he's doing a bit or just telling us this

[@TheOfficalTacoBell]

at 9:45 thats actually makes it a it always sunny reference, cause in the show they misremember a memory and it happened in seinfield

[@PrimitiveWar]

Bruh he asks if the guy is ok after he sent him flying and then proceeds to run him over again while asking if he is ok. This psycho.

[@nintendo_dringus]

I can't believe they modeled the guy off jimmy fallon

[@anthonyanthony7638]

I love how whenever jerma plays a game he’s stuck on the same first mission for half the video

[@prestongarrett6642]

This is Jermas most unhinged video yet

[@Thomas_Angelo]

Yes I love this game.