Jerma's 50th

[@J_Marv]

Doesn’t look a day over 5’6”

[@needy3535]

Woah

[@momoatsuko727]

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAHHHHHHHAHAHAH

[@metalman2943]

Nah jerma is a strong 5’8

[@J_Marv]

@metalman2943 in his gaming chair maybe

[@wealthybone2990]

He's got them great genes.

[@hell_brutus5]

50 years old…. If only he made it that far

[@everia_games]

So sad he was shitting himself last week

[@aturchomicz821]

The "ironic" Ageism that I find all over Gaming KZbin is genuinely so disturbing. We'll all be 50 sooner or later, why be so negative about it?

[@guardianhirro]

​@@aturchomicz821speak for yourself, I don't plan on turning 50

[@darthnix]

@@aturchomicz821he’s literally making a joke about jerma already being dead. It’s not ageism. Are you insane

[@Champion_Vapor]

​@aturchomicz821 I appreciate you trying to speak out about stuff, but this is actually continuing a long running bit of jerma being dead They said 50 years old because it's in the tittle of the game he's playing

[@Boney9551]

We’ve come quite a long way from 700,000 games to 50…

[@cosmo_froggy]

It's the artificial scarcity

[@HazeLmao]

so weird that i immediately thought the same thing

[@erisophelia]

they are dropping like flies...

[@tourmalineii4134]

he finally got through 699,950 of them

[@FelipeJaquez]

We went from peak to mid as the kids would say.

[@dunngunkadoid]

"Chat I can't create any pressure in my head" Proceeds to beatbox every song chat suggests.

[@The_Doctor_69]

Jerma really made sure to check all the boxes on this rare retirement stream, it's got beatboxing, food podcast and aliens not understanding basic technology.

[@bradegan3302]

Jerma’s 50th 200th birthday, they get old so fast 🥺🥺🥺

[@mralabbad7]

I can't believe jerma974 is 50 years old now Feels like yesterday he was 39

[@futurist999]

10 000 year andy

[@oshkiv4684]

This 985th version of this Jerma character is kinda getting pretty old huh

[@Mr.Doodlebob]

@@oshkiv4684the 986 model will replace him soon

[@jonskillings1258]

@@Mr.Doodlebob Those leaks were false; just as we only saw a handful of Jermas before the 985th model, the next Jerma released to the public will hundreds, if not thousands, of iterations higher

[@Wardpatient]

jerma looks like he skipped his midlife crisis

[@B0wtieguy]

He didn’t skip it, he just redistributed his midlife crisis to be a slight crisis over his entire life

[@trafmuc]

@@B0wtieguyyou’re a genius

[@kenesys8713]

He doubled his midlife crisis and gave it to an orphan

[@MatthewLlewellin-j9q]

He didnt skip it TRUST me

[@xXBRgamesXx]

His midlife crisis was that moustache and long hair with clothing his gf bought for him

[@kaitov5]

the vocal stim quality of this stream is unparalleled

[@juice2143]

aw sweet a premonition

[@Ather_sys]

ants are math

[@Crftbt]

I'm here for the beatboxing. #hotcrossbuns

[@JazunOwO]

elmo's world

[@skonk5408]

Can’t believe Jerma celebrated his 50th by doing copious amounts of Heroin 😂😂🎉 #Wholesome

[@itzs0weezee]

Holy Based

[@rttrss0]

pyrohead ​@@itzs0weezee

[@rickastley8655]

he‘s here for a good time, not a long time!

[@John.._]

Not funny, didn’t laugh

[@nuulcoolpro]

HEARTWARMING

[@user-lq1tp4yw3e]

Jerma is absurdly good at beatboxing and making strange noises.

[@kringleford]

pause video during insane beatboxing fever dream. come back 20 minutes later unpause and brain immediately explode.

[@N_S_K_A_]

You can only delay the inevitable

[@MasacoMike]

woah.......50 already.......happy birthday German.......

[@StripezTheBeast]

Imagine 2000 years from now the biggest controversy for the Super Mario religion is that someone uncovered "blasphemous media" and its just Hotel Mario

[@April84012]

Philips subverted the godly message of Mario Christ.

[@BreamBrain]

And all the ytp of it

[@purplenerdsplushie]

looking at jerma comments before watching the video is always funny like what the hell

[@Skornish]

Nay. All toasters do not toast toast.

[@erops7933]

When jerma occasionally come back like that chat has to put on a performance like little jesters to entertain him or he could get angry and disappear forever

[@alyonadendy]

I was the one who asked him to try "highway to hell" and I still have no idea what part of the song he tried to do x) 9:29

[@danerang]

"I'm on a-"

[@_Levison]

It sounded more like "I Can't Turn You Loose"

[@GerbenH]

It's the first three notes of the song...

[@lemonferret]

Ah schweet, premonition

[@hammies.]

what song is that supposed to be?

[@lemonferret]

@@hammies. Livin’ La Vida Loca

[@Brendo95]

Hahahahahahaha

[@w0lfram]

50th anniversary of his death... time passed so fast, its as if he was alive yesterday

[@grunchchristmas]

the only strea where its appropriate to say "next game"

[@Dragonpsychologist]

HAS BEEN streamer attempts to relive his FORMER GLORY through DESPERATE stream highlights

[@devin2907]

He wouldve been 50 today... rip in peace 😔🕊️

[@micheal7932]

The stream was pretty chill until Jerma started rambling about Mario becoming a Greek god thousands of years into the future. Eventually, he let loose the fact that he doesn't know how Microwaves work. He actually thinks that electromagnetic micro-waves are the same as atomic gamma rays. 29:22

[@-drome]

of all the comments to be 100% factual

[@turntip]

aw schweet aw schweet aw schweet ah schw

[@Ozzymand]

Artificial Scarcity in the funny streamer department

[@4020Error]

Jerma is so sure history will become convoluted because he had already seen it happened before

[@computerkiwi]

shoutout to the editor for the absolutely wild matched music cut at 7:30

[@LivingRoomSet-799]

Happy Birthday Jerma! F-From me, Jeremy!

[@JohneAwesome]

Captain crunch is one of the best bits of all time

[@rodentRoundup]

Beatboxing, fast food rants, and the "technology is crazy" bit, that's when you know he has absolutely zero material left.

[@twinfantasytowers]

when jerma starts talking about how insane basic given things of daily life are, like crystals, or starts talking about aliens, that’s how you know he’s too tired to talk about the actual game he’s playing and I like those rants

[@Goldendie1]

when did he ever have "material." Rest on your dusty laurels and enjoy these twilight years

[@ollieolii8137]

Most of it was the chat leading him in those directions; and god, the chat was super annoying

[@twinfantasytowers]

@@ollieolii8137 chat is always like this let’s be honest

[@ollieolii8137]

@ Maybe it was the way I worded it, but yeah, Jerma’s chat is always pretty bad. This stream’s chat was considerably worse than streams earlier this year. It definitely could just be me or the circumstances, but it felt particularly bad

[@CFSStudiosAI]

AI is getting so good. It's almost like he's still with us. We miss you Jeremy.

[@ohkaypoh]

i watched this outside my local library for hours until the cold hours of the night. it was a 20 minute walk home but i refused to miss a single second. i have raynauds so my hands and feet were completely numb but i stayed for jerma

[@aliamcbride]

I'm curious - why could you not watch and walk at the same time

[@ohkaypoh]

@ got no data lol. library had free wifi even after closing

[@erops7933]

Every time jerma talks about mortality it fucks me up

[@imuttx]

he isn't human

[@Geeler]

Calm down

[@erops7933]

@@Geeler cant

[@AYVYN]

It should. Your mortality is in his hands.

[@10000kings]

cap'n crunch wasn't a real guy, we made him up.

[@mythcat1273]

The worms obviously got to jerma's brain this stream

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

The Beethoven’s 5th sounds insanely accurate to actual remixes of that song lol, even if every other beatbox he does sounds NOTHING like the actual songs. Wtf even was Hurt and Highway to Hell?

[@paul-nj1ig]

I really think he mixed up highway to hell with some other song. He kinda mumbled a few words of hurt and kinda had the sound of it

[@BillyCobbOfficial]

1000 years from now people will look back on that Mario clip and say Jeremy was a philosopher

[@shaunparadis1921]

jerma thinks his video will last 10,000 years while worrying that the knowledge that Capn Crunch is a fictional character will be lost to future generations

[@Catgirl_Yuri]

Theres nothing that compares to him starting a beatboxing bit and then looking down at the video preview and seeing that its the same screen for 3 minutes

[@Exarian]

Aw shweet Lois, Premonition!

[@1pieceisdareasoniliv]

27:28 this is when the edibles hit.

[@stalebananachips3033]

Thank god it didn’t hit sooner. He was fucking insane

[@mythcat1273]

Old man jeremy gets food poisoning once and is damaged irreparably because of it

[@paranoidlizard6338]

Jerma speaks about the future thousands of years from now with such confidence that it almost makes me think he’s a time traveller and hiding it very poorly

[@twinfantasytowers]

his beatbox version of oh the misery sounds like a weird al song

[@CaullyD]

Happy 50 centuries jerma!😊

[@LT.SeaGull]

I like the part when he reminisced about his childhood fantasy of courting Ronald McDonald and bringing him home to introduce to his parents

[@RijaMo]

Oh shit he's back! For one day only!

[@jillsandwitch67]

aughschweet

[@N_S_K_A_]

Didnt the aughschweets have something to with the jermans 🤔

[@steegen101]

Horatio Magellan Crunch is the Cap'n's full legal name. This is without looking it up, I committed this to memory in 2019.

[@thesensur6214]

He was so ON for this stream

[@flxcstr]

aw shweet, a premonition

[@hammies.]

what song was that sposed to be?

[@cuno6118]

@@hammies.livin lavida loca

[@maxinehowland8246]

I love Jerma's YTPMV "aw shweet, premonition"

[@AfroRyan]

I can't believe Jerma is already 50. Time flies.

[@Joewho-uk7tq]

You dont look a day over dead, Mr. Melpertson 🥹🥳❤️

[@PostalAshPile]

DEAREST Melpert...

[@Xzeihoranth]

"What was your favorite part of the 50th Jermaversary?" "I liked the part where he beatboxed different songs for an hour."

[@ser777XD]

Omg! they finally sentenced Jerma for his crimes but only 50 years in the Phantom Zone, that is crazy little time.

[@MEMPAVRAIvods]

huh, schwee, huh huh huh schwee. (repeat in the same, dark tone)

[@abra6938]

still cant believe hes gone even 50 years later. rip jerms, we miss you buddy

[@どり-v6q]

he's geriatric💔

[@HelloHello-zk4el]

dear elbertson family, the nursing home is returning grandpa jerma to you effective immediately on account of his rapid onset beatboxing mania. this simply cannot endure.

[@TimothyMcFall]

Now I'm gonna be humming "a sweet, premonition" all day thanks

[@aconcernedindividual297]

I love how Jerma's future predictions talk about 1000 years as if they're 3 billion years.

[@50bottlesofpinklemonade]

12:53 music stops

[@vaporwave2359]

Glad that the elbertson family picked up his remaining unused stream footage and has begun posting it. Rest in shit, jerma

[@StarscreamsGirl]

why’s he so good at making every song into Jevil’s theme eit: “funny parade music”

[@Quoise_]

what an absurd stream this turned to greek god caesar crunch

[@bl4ck_st4rrr]

i can't believe jerma is still streaming in the retirement home

[@roachdoggjr7020]

Glad to see jerma go all in on this music career, bon jovi style

[@lithium444]

Such a shame Jerma would’ve been 50 if he were still on this planet

[@devin2907]

He thinks were gonna be here 1000 years from now

[@pponca8953]

he forgets that the rest of us are mortal

[@Embre]

the ska remix of hot cross buns really struck a chord with me, that was heartfelt

[@babayaga515]

13:24 worst noise DIRECTLY followed by worst possible message

[@arenomusic]

I skipped like 5 minutes of the video to get past that god awful noise

[@here2watch08]

Hi, I couldn't find any other place Jerma seems active on social media to say this or where someone who is in contact with him (such as an editor) could communicate this to him. I have a hunch about what may be the reason Jerma is sick as I have had almost all of his same exact symptoms before. When I was 19 I started to feel horrible fatigue, horrible body aches, neck tightness and pain, and head pressure that caused severe headaches. It felt like my head was imploding and I also heard a strange high-pitched buzz in my right ear with every heartbeat. I was debilitated and mostly relegated to resting. I did not have diarrhea but the other symptoms I had Jerma is also currently experiencing. It took a really long time to diagnose me, and eventually I was officially diagnosed with Systemic Lupus Erythematosus (Lupus). The catalyst for that was that my dad's cousin was an opthamologist at the time and my dad told him what I was experiencing. My dad's cousin then suggested I have an appointment with him and get my eyes checked as you can actually see evidence of many diseases in the eye. What he saw was a bowing-out of my optic nerves, a symptom of increased cerebro spinal fluid pressure (intracranial hypertension). My dad's cousin immediately found a neurologist for me who asked me to go to the emergency room as intracranial hypertension typically is evidence of Meningitis, and prolonged pressure on the optic nerve causes blindness! I went to the ER and met with the neurologist soon after seeing my dad's cousin, and I got a spinal tap (very uncomfortable but very much needed). Normal spinal fluid has 0-5 white blood cells per whatever measurement they use, my spinal fluid test showed I had 100 white blood cells. This indicated infection, meaning Meningitis. I was admitted and put into a quarantine room. After several more tests during my stay, it was found I had no infection (yet still had the high white blood cell count). This was evidence of an autoimmune response- my own body attacking my brain and causing the buildup of excess spinal fluid. I still wasn't diagnosed properly for a while because unfortunately US doctors care little to explain the atypical and tend to follow "standard" procedure, that is to say they are not open-minded as to looking for explanations you wouldn't find in a lot of medical literature to fit patient symptoms. I went to a Rheumatologist and he told me my symptoms were due to my weight. I was devastated as this made no sense, and the doctor declined to even test me for any diseases (he unfortunately was a geezer who was about to retire). However, I had already been seeing a neurologist at UCSF medical center who was fairly young and he could not diagnose me either. I felt helpless and suffered greatly. By mere fortune, one day my mom was talking to a lady at her work about my symptoms and this lady said she had an autoimmune disease and had a great doctor. Well I ran to that doctor and she was so open and receptive and actually ordered blood tests for me and I tested positive for ANA and double-stranded DNA. If you have one of those markers, Lupus is a possible diagnosis, but having both is a complete confirmation of Lupus. Finally I was able to get treatment. That unfortunately included six months of Chemotherapy (one five hour session of IV chemo in a hospital per month). This chemo is much milder than chemo for cancer and you do not get sick from it really except that day and do not lose your hair. It does kill your immune system though and I caught a cold which sometimes turned into bronchitis almost every month I had it. This treatment was required as chemotherapy can cross the blood-brain barrier whereas other medications cannot. After that treatment my white blood cells were gone, although the intracranial hypertension has stayed (the condition of having that chronically is called Pseudotumor Cerebri). However with medication that condition is well managed and the buzzing has stopped, and my eyes are checked twice a year to make sure my optic nerves aren't bowing-out too much. With other medication my Lupus has stayed mild and in check (I'm one of the lucky ones). It has come however, with a slew of other conditions as autoimmune diseases often cause other conditions (which is also why I think you having IBD already lends itself to you getting another autoimmune disease). All this to say, I have been through the bizarre symptoms and the doctors who cannot offer or do not make the effort to offer a plausible diagnosis. It took me seeing an eye doctor to find out my diagnosis, which sounds crazy. Jerma, your symptoms ring so familiar to me that I wanted to tell you my story in order to urge you to take a closer look, and if you do and find yourself diagnosed with an autoimmune disease- a glimpse of what to expect yet knowing there is hope for a positive outcome. Also to tell you to advocate for yourself and be insistent with doctors (contrary to popular belief they do not know everything). If you are feeling headaches with head pressure you should definitely get your eyes examined to see if there is evidence of intracranial hypertension in your brain. As I said, if you have this you could end up going blind! To me, your symptoms scream of autoimmune disease. The fact you have IBD and your symptoms have gotten worse makes total sense as IBD is an autoimmune disease meaning you are predisposed to such conditions, and it's caused by an inflammatory process which would worsen your IBD symptoms (diarrhea) if you got another autoimmune disease. Another reason I think autoimmune disease is highly likely is because food poisoning can trigger autoimmune diseases, especially in those who are predisposed as you are. Autoimmune disease is often triggered by infection, especially in those predisposed to autoimmune disease (those who already have one or have a family history of them). My Lupus was triggered by a bad case of the Epstein-Barr virus, and I was predisposed as my maternal grandmother had Rheumatoid Arthritis. I really hope that what I have said speaks to you and you do get your eyes checked. If you have no evidence of pressure on your optic nerves then good, you've ruled out something horrible. But you must rule it out because again, as I said you will go blind if you have intracranial hypertension and do not address it. I hope you find answers and are able to get better and quickly. Sorry this is like a novel by the way, but I know what I suffered and hate to see people go through the same thing or something similar. Wishing you well!

[@cloudunknown]

Bump!

[@idiothead5511]

bump

[@quartzofcourse]

But house said it’s never lupus

[@garrettjacobs9778]

i like to imagine in his head every song he beatboxes is a ska cover. Ska feels like the way his inner mind works

[@Curimos]

why this video have a halftime show

[@billythunderchode2569]

Oh no, he's still going on about microwaves

[@duane6386]

The existential crisis about Captain Crunch is fucking hilarious

[@b_sway]

This man looks anywhere between 25 and 48 years old at any given time

[@Majinmccowen]

The Mario thought at 20:49 proves this man probably doesn't need any psychedelic heavier than weed. Losing this man's brain will be a sad day.

[@orionbarnes1733]

Happy Jerthday

[@Drybones898]

Simultaneous norovirus and campylobacter got him too

[@Umi_Oni]

We're post-retirement jerma guys. Of course we watch NorthernLion now

[@lorbbrol9976]

Northtuah on that thiHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP! HEEEEEELP MEEEEEEE!

[@internettevarolanadam]

No original experience

[@samallen2074]

dipped in mama lizs chili oil

[@Skrullyy]

Genuinely so real

[@kafeis]

Cheltie was his librarian

[@Mr_Spaghetti]

2:13 god i’ve missed his comedic timing

[@videobruj]

Any stream with an alien rant is a contender for best stream of all time his thoughts on the level of technology and knowledge aliens will have on arbitrary topics are so funny every time

[@Ayeloo]

3:21 artificially scarce streamer milks 2 minute bit from a single sentence

[@frebothegreat4524]

Close enough, welcome back 700,000 games

[@natebukowski160]

ah sweet a premonition

[@zachwathen9689]

This vod is hot off the grill

[@stefanlarsson8601]

Oh Jeremiah, my sweet baby boy

[@Capopoi]

Hard to believe the "doesn't know how microwaves work" bit is still going

[@Aercoh]

guys grandpa is beatboxing in the computer lab again

[@AnimaidanFrames]

This video needs to be preserved for 1000 years from now so they know

[@waxblastt]

Love how jerma is consistently so ignorant of history he thinks that any accurate historical records can't exist under any circumstances whatsoever

[@wealthybone2990]

Jerma's turning 50? Damn didn't know he was that old, I guess time sure does fly by but how wonderful for his 50th birthday he plays multiple games as he loved the 70 thousand games game.

[@Imjustagirlboy]

JERMA! The song you were humming is Livin La Viva Loca!!!

[@Deloria]

The tiny happy parade song had me crying with laughter. Thanks for bringing me laughter. It has been a long week and I haven't been able to laugh in days.

[@HuwRees]

Oh the scarcity

[@ohkaypoh]

let it be known before he started playing the game he DISSED hot tamales candy. he is NOT in the right state of mind

[@YoMaM87]

Rip legend. My grandparents always told me stories about Jerma. Unfortunately I wasn't born early enough to live in the same timeline to witness him live. I will be hitting 50 soon and I now understand the issues Jerma was talking about his body when as a 7 year old I couldn't. You will be remembered in our hearts Jeremy Albertson.

[@sneeznoodle]

Jerma in his Roadside Picnic arc again

[@matt-impulse]

Jerma is such a nice guy he is so thoughful of his children from 10.000 years in the future