Jerma Streams - Farmer's Dynasty

[@JermaStreamArchive]

Half-Life: Alyx Trailer Reaction 5:30 Game Starts 12:25 Brb Ends 1:47:10

[@ZinkyStinky]

Fartmers die nasty

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

Half-Life: Jerma985 Reacts

[@Kiroisawesome05]

Look at this loser pinning his own comment

[@zack-lk8if]

Half-Life: Jerma985 Reacts

[@Antibong]

This is jermas lawyer, stop using his likeness or we kill you

[@shnorbles]

Jerma starts every streams like a high school teacher walking into class

[@nightzzmixx]

How awesome would it be to have a man who BEAT DARK SOULS ON STREAM as a teacher?

[@YangBalanceYin]

Wasn't he a substitute teacher?

[@TheBunnyMans]

@@YangBalanceYin no he was lead clown in a circus act

[@YangBalanceYin]

@@TheBunnyMans k

[@_nit]

@@YangBalanceYin yes

[@JacobKinsley]

I was watching 2 hours of this stream on 0.75x speed. I thought this game was just absolutely painfully slow and Jerma was extremely tired

[@Zambezii]

oh my god this is so funny for no reason

[@smikey69]

that’s so fucking funny

[@JacobKinsley]

Reading this comment back I just realised this would make a good jerma bit, jerma just talks slowly and never sprints in a game

[@drdoof2940]

that sounds absolutely terrifying

[@alegomanYTPs]

he never plays games normally, as someone who actually plays video games how they're meant to be played this makes me cringe but i can't stop watching

[@loading6459]

The origin of the Jerma dollhouse streams 1:57:27

[@FlekyJeky]

"do I have to write this one down" Hahaha

[@christianhull1475]

I just got to that part. Holy shit

[@OkamioftheRinnegan]

Local city slicker moves to farm, becomes visibly upset upon learning that stealing from other people is not a viable strategy

[@alecsnake3857]

It’s not a true Jerma stream unless he doesn’t listen to any dialogue or tutorials, and then asks “what the hell am I supposed to do” even though it was just described to him.

[@Deep_phobias]

(NPC explains for five minutes) Jerma: so what am I supposed to do? Chat did anyone catch that? *EVERY TIME*

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

He’s a boomer, leave him alone

[@Soulraven2735]

Like Arin Hanson, but actually charismatic

[@badaboop2035]

idk if jerma has adhd but as someone with it for some reason its hard for me to process what someone is saying what to do unless they say it again but i can understand what to do if i read it

[@mikotoh]

@@badaboop2035 im 95% certain hes said before that he actually does have adhd lol

[@worm-lungs]

jerma is the only person who would roleplay two people arguing over how bad he is at using a tractor

[@Mrpawsum2]

Local streamer can't get married, buries minivans with high-tech drone as revenge

[@justinbrosam]

I would love to see Jerma buy a farm in real life... "Okay, how do I buy a cow??" *Looks at stream chat for answers*

[@turbokong8869]

i like the thought of a new guy moving into a farming community and he spends his days flirting with every woman with the same pickup lines while they are all standing together, disappearing into his house for weeks at a time, and running cars off the road with his giant drone

[@asbestos333]

Stardew valley

[@4rumani]

​@@asbestos333true

[@decm8]

1:59:37 I’m so glad this became a reality

[@worried_sickk5811]

Jerma calling a deer a horse is the highlight of my day

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

2:07:10 I love how the music cut out as soon as he realized there's no toilet. Then went on again when he started fixing. 😆

[@JacobKinsley]

Holy shit this is so funny to me I don't know why

[@birdflox1337]

OH I'VE GOT A BRAND NEW COMBINE HARVESTER

[@clayhamric4428]

Jerma, and only Jerma, can manage to turn a simple farming game into whatever the fuck this absolute gem of a stream was

[@Markm8]

Jerma must plant his seed in order to increase his social points

[@Markm8]

Plow (Sally)

[@gordonf5553]

@@Markm8 stop

[@Kiroisawesome05]

Maybe Oliver could help

[@JacobKinsley]

this is like if bethesda tried to make stardew valley using farming simulator's engine

[@adamssmasher]

*tried*

[@niabiii]

painfully accurate

[@lazra4321]

1:59:18 birthplace of the dollhouse idea. Spanned from Jerma saying he could make fake rooms and design them like he would in house flipper.

[@breadtm1044]

I love that every time jerma finds something that could potentially harm someone he trys to kill someone

[@kitk8388]

dollhouse foreshadowings 1:59:19

[@hoshii.8533]

Hi Jerma. No flower is as beautiful as you are.

[@HeroofTime6996]

That is so nice to hear, thank you.

[@itsthebluspy5890]

Tormented self-proclaimed "farmer" proceeds to sleep for 3 weeks, harass random women on the street, grow 11 tomato plants but do nothing with them, and terrorize local towns van drivers instead of actually farming.

[@BlackSun6393]

You're on your farm and this guys teleports in, hits on your wife, then teleports away, then teleports back a day later to do it again ad infinitum, What do you do?

[@BlackSun6393]

6:36:00

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

This was a stealth hilarious stream, every time he pulled out a drone or considered hibernation I laughed so hard that it hurt

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

I love how all the characters in this game sound like retail workers on duty.

[@Dezorbo]

6:18:55 he just runs over an animal out of existence

[@Lagomorph27]

Local streamer terrorizes public with drone after being rejected by whole county.

[@KetsaKunta]

Streamer gets his truck stuck like austin powers and recreates the texas chainsaw massacre

[@bigbeefscorcho]

3:53:00 I don’t know of any other streamer in the world who would have the balls to ask chat for a sparknotes walkthrough of a game mechanic like this. What a guy

[@Chlocean]

1:59:29 a legendary stream is born

[@peachyski8268]

im so glad someone said this

[@midosaka9253]

i dont know how to describe the character dialogue in this game,, it sounds like they dont speak english but learned the sounds and are just repeating it in random intonations

[@nashviper4586]

AKA half of them are British

[@Umberman]

Jerma destroys his competitors fields and livelihoods to further his own farming ambitions: The Stream

[@hankowen99]

CITY BOY CANT FARM

[@sutairu2312]

I love how he was trying so hard to get laid with a probably married woman, then just gave up and went to buy a drone

[@qouLIVE]

which silly cartoon is your pfp from i like it

[@ludaaaparis9471]

@@qouLIVE its from Trigun if u didnt already find it

[@さよナランチャ-h6v]

true

[@qouLIVE]

@@ludaaaparis9471 thank you

[@fockingreat1125]

VASH THE STAMPEDE PFP !!

[@ryanwolpert9362]

Streamer plays 8 hours of a farming sim and only farms for about 45 mins of it

[@JacobKinsley]

Didn't know jerma played stardew valley

[@theuselesspackingpeanut4649]

This was one hell of a stream

[@cheyannei5983]

Watching Jerma play this game is physically and mentally painful :x

[@grosezero8834]

I love it when he just quietly tires to seduce women i can imagine him just peering at the screen with his mouth hanging open

[@infernomance]

This is some amazing voice acting.

[@adamssmasher]

@Clutch Miser even those have better voice acting.

[@13megaprime]

local streamer city slicker fails to fool prospective matches on farmersonly dating service that he can farm

[@westernhemlock]

This is my personal favorite Jerma stream to fall asleep to

[@nolan5386]

2:45:24 local streamer harassing fellow gmod players with gravity gun

[@TheF224]

Farmers Density

[@JacobKinsley]

Farmer's Volume

[@cyikes8271]

I actually fell asleep to this vod and kept half waking up whenever he went to see Janet. In my dreams I saw Jermacraft.

[@Hiihtopipa]

Imagine this hillbilly draggin the plow with his bare hands on the field.

[@chancethefapper4528]

Imagine if when Jerma finally gets the super drone, the husband of the woman he's been flirting with just rolled up and blasted it.

[@Amanda-cq1oy]

turns out that's actually her father, and the reason she didn't like jerma was because he was giving her too many compliments in a row, should be like one a day

[@jackravvit5426]

After defeating gygas, Ness went on to live his life as a farmer. Still wearing his ratty old hat

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

And then he became Undertale

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Hi_Just_Fred Not before becoming steven in the universe

[@noises4978]

cringe

[@lilye7487]

This feels like a game made by an AI

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

EA

[@gordonf5553]

@@Hi_Just_Fred EE AA OO

[@adamssmasher]

honestly this game is fucking terrible

[@goobiiguy]

@@gordonf5553 aaa eee ooo

[@820_anemone]

"Did it hurt when you were falling from the sky?" "So nice to hear that!" this game was written by an alien

[@Ashethetics]

Honestly it was possibly written and acted by AI. The voice inflections are all in the wrong places or just dead flat but it doesn’t give the vibe of English as a second language acting. It’s just “off”, like how Alexa or Siri talks.

[@BarefootBand1t]

7:18:55 heres the best moment of the stream

[@TheKidNobodyNotices]

I woke up to this part and thought it was a motivational ad at first

[@No1TypeC]

If that was the best it must have been boring as fuck

[@NyanMango]

"Friends come in all shapes and sizes... ...and that friend's dead."

[@hoshii.8533]

@@No1TypeC pleb, this stream is top tier. the jerma joke tracker says he earned 2216 funny points this stream alone.

[@DuranMK2]

I love Jerma's attempt at being all motivational about 7 hours in, only for everything to go as wrong as possible.

[@deltapayback2110]

This is when the seed of Jerma's Dollhouse was planted

[@lcslndmt]

The funniest thing about the flirting system in this game is that there's pretty much no penalty for a failed pickup line, so all the conversations with the women in this game basically go like "Hi, you look so pretty today!" "I don't even know you, what's wrong with you?" "Hi, you look so pretty today!" "Why, that is so nice to hear, thank you!"

[@crispdingle2402]

Farmer's dynasty, the game where the only farming done is to try to get a girlfriend

[@tiryxx977]

I thought he was going to say "I can't believe they made a vr game about Gmod".

[@ghoulishgam3r508]

Yo, the twitch controlled jerma real life sims sounds like it would be hilarious

[@wntriam]

and it sure fuckin was.

[@woodhousii2445]

It was beautiful

[@jellymop]

Jerma starts every stream like a substitute janitor walking into class

[@BoosterDawg]

21:00 23:03 26:58 1:06:22 2:01:36 2:08:50 2:48:14 3:49:27 5:21:47 5:57:57 6:16:57 6:40:17 7:20:09 7:21:05 7:25:23 7:27:06

[@ferngullible]

forever astonished that Jerma is able to make those noises at 1:06:22

[@BoosterDawg]

@@ferngullible EEEEEEEEEEEEE

[@kozlorog]

Local streamer becomes a farmer in Communst China and struggles to live under The Social Credit System.

[@gordonf5553]

Based comment

[@drknflx]

1:59:20 the start of a revolution

[@ashlenz7033]

i love the mod spam that he completely missed due to him being so focused on fixing his barn

[@rotisserie.salmon]

get you a man who'll spend several weeks searching for tomatoes for you

[@AshWont]

1:59:38 its happening.

[@BexTheBoo388]

"Is there police?" He asks as he immediately tries to murder someone with his truck

[@krushingproductions4725]

local farmer terrorizes town with drone attacks

[@thisisachannel.780]

cant wait to see what horrifying dreams this stream will induce!!

[@Hetastuckftw]

ahaha talking about the dollhouse stream.. dreams do come true jerma

[@steppiepeppie]

so fucking surreal hearing the origin of the dollhouse stream after it happened

[@placeholdername8529]

Jerma plays "Farmer's Dynasty" - 30% repairing houses - 30% saying random pickup lines - 30% flipping cars with drones - 10% paying workers to farm for him

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

I'm gonna miss streams like these. 😢

[@zonnytiger2371]

you know what ive kinda always wanted to try, something about it. its the way that like the the the slosh like goes on the.. you slurp the fucking uhh.. you spread the slosh on the

[@pistachiodisguisey911]

how is the protagonist's voice actor that bad

[@Hi_Just_Fred]

The sad thing is I've heard worse.

[@plink4017]

*1 second after secondary character walks away* Jerma: wtf do I do now? I'm lost-

[@Kiroisawesome05]

I cant wait for the next episode where oliver ploughs his field

[@chancethefapper4528]

Man that 5G really did fry his brain

[@arootube]

Streamer is on the verge of tears for 8 hours.

[@SpencerGaming]

21:05

[@kaitebean616]

I can’t believe he played this game for 8 hours lmao

[@gooddeed26]

Nice weather AIN’T it?

[@olyophogrific]

i literally always fall asleep watching this i have never finished this is like a miracle for me

[@jimmyneutron4360]

him flipping the vans in the wheat field looks like a nature documentary about a drone fighting a van in the wild nature

[@Supersadist]

Me: "Ahh, this should be a nice, cozy Jerma stream to fall asleep to." Jerma: 01:06:32

[@tevjun8856]

Coming back to this now….lmfao dollhouse

[@xWonderbolt]

I wish I could sleep a week like this every time life goes wrong lol

[@liquid0001Squadalaxd]

Man the drone shit was fucking hilarious, God bless you Jerma.

[@fudgesticklebear]

this game is a crime

[@worried_sickk5811]

Him pouring out all of his wheat while harvesting it physically pains me

[@jonskillings1258]

3:09:00 Jerma talks about scary 5g towers

[@adamssmasher]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM 🗼⚡️

[@thedrill1841]

My dude tried speed running marriage

[@DonkeyKongJr]

46:42 cpu becomes self aware and tries to escape

[@andysmith4132]

6:40:40

[@Abcdefghhhh]

i love chat using monkaS and D: every time he does something psycho

[@Kavukamari]

the song in this keeps reminding me of the maplestory theme

[@textlingo]

1:59:20 The start of it all

[@Atotallyfunnydude]

This is the stream that started the doll house subplot legendary.

[@BexTheBoo388]

Some of those guy NPC's MUST have been made in sims 3 somehow they look identical to the weird shiny pudding faces

[@yourcommander3412]

The drone buggy car lifting was straight up ADHD powerplay.

[@Chao_P]

Jerma bald hee hee

[@ZinkyStinky]

Jerma is fumb hee hee

[@perezosowf]

OMEGALUL

[@duing_under_the_influence763]

Jermas fans are retarded

[@TheKidNobodyNotices]

hehehe L U L

[@gordonf5553]

Hey you forgot s m o l teeheee

[@worried_weasel747]

19:16 I love how the only open world game jerma knows is GTA

[@gagne6928]

Yeah the joke would've been way better if he started listing every open world game he knew

[@wntriam]

he literally had a gta vice city looking map, i don't even think it was an attempted joke.

[@foehammer5047]

It's 40 minutes in and he is STILL playing with video settings.

[@milkbox103]

origin of the dollhouse stream :O