Jerma Streams - Playstation 2 Games (Part 1)

[@DDoig1]

9:46 Dog's Life 36:00 24 the show: the game 1:11:25 Celebrity Deathmatch 1:31:28 The Shield 1:56:54 Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? 2:40:20 Bee Movie Game 2:48:45 WWE Crush Hour 3:00:18 Out of the Chute 3:11:46 The Bible Game 3:54:21 Fight Club 4:06:52 Commandos Strike Force

[@Samio352]

You're doing god's work

[@18754KRS]

he only played bee movie game for 8 minutes?

[@DDoig1]

@@18754KRS Well it was more like 6 minutes. He didn't even want to buy it.

[@18754KRS]

@@DDoig1 well at least he made up for it by playing THE BIBLE GAME

[@MisterSpinalzo]

- is american - KNOWS fahrenheit - uses it daily probably - still picks celsius

[@pokemonteknical808]

I mean, ice would still melt at 32 celsius, so he wasn't exactly wrong

[@MisterSpinalzo]

Pretzlux that is correct tbf

[@RadioactiveRooster]

32 degrees Celsius is almost 90 Fahrenheit, by all means he should've gotten that one

[@petercurry1799]

Well it could be worse. he almost picked Kelvin. 32 degrees Kelvin is 32 degrees off the coldest possible temperature. So no, ice would not melt at that.

[@Wilderweincd]

He tries to make the change to the metric system, he's a reasonable guy!

[@billybobbobbobbilly]

0:41 He talks 4:05 He comes back

[@DiplomatOfDirt]

;)

[@engineergaming1588]

DaRoachDoggJR​@@DiplomatOfDirt

[@DiplomatOfDirt]

@@engineergaming1588 shittin on yo bitches like a burd when it flyin by

[@treefiddy8811]

Dogs Life 4:00 24 The Game 34:45 Celebrity DeathMatch 1:08:00 The Shield. 1:28:00 Pee Break at 1:53:40 Are You Smarter Than A 5th Grader 1:55:50 Bee Movie the Game 2:37:30 WWE Crush Hour 2:46:50 Out of the Chute 2:57:45 The Bible Game 3:09:50 Fight Club 3:51:00 Commandos Strike Force 4:06:20 Credits 4:27:40

[@treefiddy8811]

I find it extremely humorous that the longest playtime was spent with The Bible Game

[@18754KRS]

@@treefiddy8811 god wills it

[@urmumsballs69]

Dogs life doesn’t start until 9:00 mins in bro

[@urmumsballs69]

Oh my god you got all these times wrong

[@THiNGYBOBinc]

Heavenly score! And your reward is...wrath of God! [A HORDE OF LOCUSTS COVERS THE ENTIRE SCREEN]

[@certif155]

i thought this was a joke until i got to the point in the video where that actually happens

[@PoppySis]

There's something so funny about that awful shield game screaming at you every time you fail any interaction.

[@narcissus853]

With every passing day and every wasted moment, Jerma animorphs into Willem Dafoe.

[@DiplomatOfDirt]

:0

[@booksimon8183]

Jerma: "What a dumb movie." Chat: "I liked that movie." Jerma: "Well I-... It was a good movie."

[@sainmagnus1058]

To be fair, it was a really stupid opinion.

[@insane._.person]

Jerma said that to be nice we all know the story of jerma beating up a fan because they said they liked unsweetened ice tea at 2020 twitch con sad but you don't make the jerma man mad i guess

[@breestb8061]

to be fair dumb doesn't mean bad

[@solharv7817]

I love how the Bible game is basically admitting that incurring God’s wrath is just a totally fucking random event.

[@johnsmith8115]

And your payoff is: THE WRATH OF GOD

[@Szanth]

I watched until he got the Wrath of God for the second time after being basically in the lead, skipped ahead to the end, he's still only got like 500 points and everyone else is like ten times that, I assume he just kept getting Wrath of Godded

[@mobnout3406]

this guy gets it

[@Wilbyheh]

3:18:53

[@danielfozard8642]

the minigame songs during the bible game made me cry laughing

[@Postaldude__]

God it feels so god to find 3 really long jerma streams like this. My day is set

[@ToBinge]

Can't wait till he plays Destroy All Humans

[@Grabbax]

What are you doing here

[@therealspongebob9272]

To Binge Oh yes.

[@chibibosn]

i almost peed my pants when they started climbing the ladder in the bible game omg

[@nuggmceg7031]

Love how the old guy in the first game sounds like jerma doing an old man impersonation lmao

[@domscards]

Dogs Life? Hell yeah, I loved that game as a kid. Played it a lot.

[@18754KRS]

Do you have an asian wife? Wish Me luck and pray Jerma marries me then we can go on double dates

[@Pactastic042]

@@18754KRS what

[@timh.7169]

same here

[@Levi_Manifesto]

Jerma on the thumbnail looks like a goomba from the Super Mario movie.

[@daring1434]

He's sometimes smarter then a 5th grader

[@ziggle5000]

hue_hue_hue until he has to read information on screen in the game and has no idea what’s happening

[@mikotoh]

arent we all

[@sniceverything4944]

Wow you won wrath of god!! *audience claps*

[@bankrupthampster1305]

dogs life looks like a fucking masterpiece i hope he plays it again

[@timh.7169]

It is

[@lewongrs]

dogs life was my childhood game

[@eightcoins4401]

The final level is a factory where dogs get thrown into a meatgrinder and turnt into cat food

[@therealspongebob9272]

What were you thinking? Your behavior is a disgrace to this agency.

[@mobnout3406]

"justice may be blind but it is bald" -God, himself

[@armorwolf7934]

1:09:06 I never understood this about ps2 it’s kinda scary how the game still works

[@computerman789]

A sufficient portion of data from the current mission was still present in the PS2's RAM to play from. Closing the door of the DVD drive just resumes the game, it just doesn't initially descriminate from the disc placed in the drive.

[@TemmiePlays]

Did anyone here see Joel's Doom Wad contest II stream with the Lego Star Wars map, and a freekin JermaPlanet lol?

[@redbomberx354]

Temmie Plays! All I know now is a Jerma-Joel crossover needs to happen!

[@TemmiePlays]

American Joel

[@lavadad2629]

I didnt think ANYBODY knew about dogs life but my family! What a nostalgia trip

[@timh.7169]

same here, I loved that game but nobody knew about it 😂 I have no clue how it even came into my posession. Probably just because of the title

[@computerman789]

Remember seeing it in the videostore, thought it looked a little lame. The story in that game is insane, though. Surprised it made it past censors...

[@LanitaBenina]

Man I killed tf outta that bee movie game. I remember my friend and I were fighting because she was bored of me playing the game. She stormed out the room and I still kept playing 😂😂😂

[@Retroooze75]

OH MY FREAKING GOD 😂😂😂 THE BIBLE GAME KILLED ME, WHEN HE WAS PRETENDING TO BE THE HOST 😂😂 oh my GOD

[@qouLIVE]

pretty sure me and my friend rented celebrity death match because it said there was mature sexual themes. i think that actually dictated most of the rentals.

[@computerman789]

3:46:47 This is actually deranged, borderline worried for his sanity here. Underrated bit.

[@WopBeats]

Vick from the shield is like if matt serra decides to get into acting

[@chancethefapper4528]

01:06:48 Jerma's police brutality

[@armorwolf7934]

It’s hilarious as a high schooler all those 5th grader game question are literally what we learn in high school. They really lying about these questions being elementary level

[@Dom9606]

If aliens ever visit Earth and want to see humanity's greatest achievements, I say we show them the PS2 and a copy of Snake Eater

[@terranaes1270]

And Nocturne

[@H9lIIKa]

And Rat movie as well

[@kinnikuboneman]

Eh, Snake Eater is kinda overrated

[@armorwolf7934]

Shadow of the colossus, Tekken 4, Jak 2 and 3

[@urmumsballs69]

@@kinnikubonemaneating snakes are kind of overrated

[@bennie.379]

lold at the fight club game moment: "so, do you play as tyler durden? or do you play as .._______......"

[@IchBinJager]

Why in the 24 game was he not wearing body armor when the SWAT guys were? Probably would have been a good idea.

[@Z3r0Sk83r]

2:20:33 this question is kinda horseshit because of the way it's phrased. There's civilizations that never even had bronze for one reason or another until people started colonizing. It's like: ok well "one of the first" covers a lot of things depending on how big a period of time we're talking. I could say steel and still be right.

[@axl1639]

Contron true dat but in the game's defense they really do simplify it that way in elementary school

[@TheWheatDOS]

1:59:51 PG | ESAM

[@namnmerkki]

Best console of all time played by the best (and shortest) streamer of all time

[@whitehuayra]

The celebrity deathmatch character he made looked like Zuckerberg to me

[@404BlackWolf]

Damn I remember when I was forced too play the bible game when I was younger at my dads. Terrible game lol I'd just wanted play RnC

[@thewerepyreking]

What does RnC mean?

[@18754KRS]

@@thewerepyreking I dunno but i bet its not as good as THE BIBLE GAME

[@thewerepyreking]

@@18754KRS after three months of deliberation I think it's ratchet and clank and I don't know why he'd want to play that over THE BIBLE GAME

[@18754KRS]

@@thewerepyreking i just imagine you locked in a room, only lit by candlelight, sitting at a table covered with charts and and mathematical equations, contemplating what RnC means, and You just figured it out and decided I was the first person you had to tell.

[@404BlackWolf]

@@thewerepyreking Ratchet and Clank bro

[@domscards]

I can't believe how awful that Celeb Death Match game is. Not even close to fun, I thought it at least may have been stupid fun.

[@kamiloalvarez5800]

celebrity deathmatch had a segment of a match between stone cold and vince mcmahon

[@BigYoshi826]

That eternal thirst sounds extremely worrying... could be a sign of something way worse

[@Hiihtopipa]

Yeah, lack of salt to bind the water in to body. Yikes

[@AuthorityCat]

FEDREL AGENT

[@jordan.m2485]

That was long but I like it.

[@antisnowman]

NAKED STREAMER CREATES CERAMIC PAINTING, CAUSES THE FALL OF MAN!

[@18754KRS]

why no like snowmen?

[@antisnowman]

@@18754KRS They're too cold. I have to be warm

[@18754KRS]

@@antisnowman yes i agree but that we have blankets and siblings i cuddle brother when cold it help an that why snowman outside

[@M-1996A1]

SHE SAID

[@ghafc-p8i]

Man I used to love commandos strike force

[@Doeygal]

I cant stop thinking about "are you smarter than a 7th grade Christian" kdhadjKgdksbg

[@18754KRS]

Yes but only cause im asian

[@DQBlizzard_]

2:10:31 Evaporation

[@Hyde233]

3:03:37 is that the fucking beep sound from when you get a point in hungry pumkin

[@miro007ist]

I am from the future

[@grit1]

A fifth grader wouldn't even be able to point to Tanzania on the map let alone know their colonial politics.

[@armorwolf7934]

They wouldn’t know where China, Russia and japan is which are obvious locations.

[@williamwaffle1629]

THQ reopened as THQNordic

[@timh.7169]

man the nostalgia from Dogs Life

[@sainmagnus1058]

Jermas character in the Bible game looks almost identical to his Nintendo mii.

[@insane._.person]

I dont know if it's just me cause i just noticed it sounded familiar but is jermas beginning of his streams playing little big planet music? Like the hub music? I dont know which one but i really want someone to please tell me what the music he uses is when he starts the stream and ends it is it little big planet music or something else? Please answer

[@The1Tall1Small]

It is custom music made by someone he hired to make, I forget the artists name I’m sorry but you can find it with a little digging but I am to lazy

[@guthix676]

Also known as Jerma is not smarter than a 5th grader

[@0Bennyman]

Dogs life is the best PS2 game ever

[@WheresPoochie]

You can tell that they tacked on so much auto-aim in the 24 game because the aiming itself was so broken.

[@Togain]

3:30:52

[@dheektolarj]

he kinda looks like Steve Buschemi

[@louisplace7057]

What's the bronze age?

[@Andrew-yl7lm]

it's like the iron age and stone age, but more bronze

[@18754KRS]

Yoy ask seriously or joke?

[@louisplace7057]

@@18754KRS mate it's been two years. I think he gets a question wrong that has something to do with bronze

[@18754KRS]

@@louisplace7057 i was asking you ):

[@louisplace7057]

@@18754KRS yes. I don know what the bronze age is. Do you?

[@thatkidkickedsandincoolcat4860]

why is he so good at voice acting istg

[@Superboologan1]

Christian rock doesn't make christianity better, it makes rock music worse

[@hahe7350]

does it bother anyone else that Kiefer Sutherland pronounces federal agent as "fedge-rul agent"? Lol

[@HasanAbiMP4]

2:55:53 WHAT

[@LazyF2WhumaN-OxC]

Aww man he's not playing black?? The ps2 fps game

[@maverickjackson1777]

All Christian music sounds the same

[@18754KRS]

christian music and american pop all sound the same

[@AdmiralChimp]

DIIIIEEE

[@othergeorgea]

@28:15 wholesome

[@dfghj241]

the celebrity fight must be the worst game that has ever been made in human history.

[@zachmiller7907]

Paulo H i was thinking the same thing. Who thought that was a good idea. Who would even buy that

[@dylh2967]

You ever played super man 64?

[@zachmiller7907]

Delhart MGS good point

[@dannbk13]

Greznigg ErLover the show was awesome, the game unfortunately was not

[@Soyconsumer1000]

I use to spend fucking hours on that game, I'm disappointed with myself for wasting so much of my time on that cringy shit.

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

2:22:36 the bronze age didn't matter, the fact iron wasn't common yet is, iron didn't matter the lack of gunpowder mattered, I the Renaissance didn't matter the lack of science mattered, the scientific revolution wasn't as important as the lack of machines and industry, information, digital, etc

[@bigboncho]

A fucking homeschool kid gave me The Bible Game for my birthday when I was a kid. Fuck that game!

[@baddgerpaw]

2:16:17 Short man nearly Jokers, Jeff the host of are you smaller than a 5th grader.

[@KengaruZ]

Woa

[@Superboologan1]

5th grade andy

[@dand4139]

I threw up while watching A Dog's Life. I felt fine before it.

[@locosnake101]

I wish that people would not make friggin' Bible games. I'm a Christian myself and even I can see just how fake and pandering they are.

[@MisterSpinalzo]

add christian rock bands to that list

[@zachmiller7907]

Every Christian based entertainment is just awful(you can even include the actual religion in that too). I wonder why that is

[@MisterSpinalzo]

no, ancient hymns and organ pieces are outstanding

[@locosnake101]

Rude boi

[@biggulpshinobi]

you dont know how much christian rock i had to endure as a kid. my mom would only listen to the christian radio which had the same 15 songs on loop. you don't need to listen all of this christian media to appreciate god.

[@dannbk13]

Jerma finds some of the shittiest games sometimes, I've never even heard of A Dog's Life

[@eightcoins4401]

Its kinda infamous over here in Germany since a semi big youtuber covered it.

[@emberblaine]

i'd hate to see chat when that trans girl donated. good on Jeremy for trying to get some jups in the chat

[@gonderlane996]

it was actually very heartwarming, same mentality to Jerma

[@sbvinyl910]

Sirian It's nice to hear that jerma's stream chat isn't extremely toxic like most other streamers.

[@squeakykins2231]

Yeah not gonna lie, I held my breath.

[@udododo1]

when did they donate i wanna go on twitch and see what chat said

[@RemnantCult]

Jerma is the type to not give a shit which is a good policy. The intention is what matters.

[@CardboardOdyssey]

"it's your friendly neighborhood trans girl"

[@sacb0y]

That fuckin bait donation.

[@greenchild6703]

1:10

[@everycafe44]

1:09:50

[@dylanclementine7407]

3:18:51

[@The1Tall1Small]

2:01:28