Jerma Streams - Shadows of Doubt

[@JermaStreamArchive]

6:04 Shadows of Doubt

[@Deadener]

I would hire Jerma as a private investigator if I was the murderer.

[@BlimberryBoi]

why so he could fall down an elevator shaft and die?

[@jiquepfister1640]

Jerma looks like a handsome Prince that slowly descended into madness after he was lost in a mystical forest and found shelter in a cabin that once belonged to a bog witch

[@A300-g6y]

incryption andy

[@Skelterbane69]

Bog witch andy

[@tome_1701]

You summed up Jerma perfectly in one sentence.

[@snackoman1577]

Found shelter at the boglim in casper

[@NinjaPhooka]

#boglife

[@Dorito_Djinn]

I played this game for 20 hours and saw not a single glitch. No backwards door numbers, no clipping thru walls and floors, no having the elevator door open early and falling through the chute, no being locked outside the 11th floor window and I also never got mugged by an NPC or had the murderer walk into the room and kill someone. How tf does Jerma manage to do this to every game he plays.

[@Nickton12]

I had a mugger run into city hall and demand more money than I had. When I refused his reasonable demand, he started chasing me and stabbing me while I ran around the main desk in full view of everyone in city hall. Deciding that clearly it was up to me to defend my self, I turned around and threw one (1) punch at my mugger. Instantly everyone in city hall leapt to their feet, drew pistols, and mag dumped me. NPC interactions in general feel very jank, I've yet to have a single one tell me any piece of information without a bribe which feels kinda weird. I don't imagine most people's response to "Hey do you know Kristine?" is "Go fuck yourself, give me 300 dollars".

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

​@@Nickton12 I'm only going to respond in coversations with "Go fuck yourself, give me 300 dollars" now

[@runo4155]

Ive only seen two. One was that I keep standing on the side of a lockpick thingie and it rotates me wrong (which admittedly is my bad) And the other I had a cop walking to and from the bathroom because she kept causing her own sound

[@carterma7382]

@@Nickton12 One argument for why the civilians seem so unreasonably hostile and not personable is due to the dystopian setting. The civilians are ruled by a mega corporation that sponsers shitty synethic foods that will literally make your character throw up and kola. Many of the people in the game also seem to be very dependent on anti-depressants. Atleast that is the lore cope that is used as an excuse by some of the community to justify the sometimes poor/dumb early access AI.

[@zygisxz]

@@Nickton12 the way npc's are programed is what turned me away from the game, you can just walk into a closet in their home, tressprassing, wait out a bit and they forget about you, if the a.i. was properly coded it would be a way better game

[@Mothking1993]

It was a nice touch for Jerma to grow out his stubble to get in character for his drunken public menace RP playthrough. Imagine waking up at 1am to the sound of someone robbing your house; "Is this illegal? can I take this? what does this do?" *activates intruder alarm, screams, and jumps out of the window*

[@tweezy513]

Opens the fridge, “holy shit I just hit the absolute jackpot here, what do you have?!” Starts cooking in your house

[@PeptoAbismol]

drinks entire carton of milk then pukes on the floor

[@systemreb00ted]

@@PeptoAbismol Eats entire sleeve of oreos and pukes on the bed

[@Verm0uth07]

Jerma looks like he just broke out of prison after 5 years of solitary confinement

[@onethatobjects4960]

Bro thinks he Shawshank redemption

[@syoppgnudyelnosh_crunchers2286]

Bro think he papillon

[@jeremytitus9519]

Haha yeah “looks like” 😅

[@TheBoredBoy94]

He got that Castaway look 😭

[@TomJakobW]

aryan brotherhood andy

[@madhya]

he looks like the 5-year timeskip version of a video game character you get in the sequel

[@aniyilator]

ACCURATE

[@_MimiTsuki_]

I watched this live and at 11:22 when he read “caveman detective” someone wrote “dark ooga” in chat and even now I can’t stop laughing at it

[@halowaffle25]

So that's where he was for the last 3 weeks, in hell.

[@Toomsie]

what's "dark ooga" a reference to?

[@funkykong7137]

Noir Ooga

[@FenneUwU]

@@Toomsie In a stream he said he didnt want to go to hell/heaven because all his family would be there, even going back to the prehistoric age, so he say he didnt want to see ooga, and neither in hell with dark ooga because that thing would be there for bashing peoples head with a rock or sum

[@lntermark]

Specifically the Superliminal stream iirc, near the end when you walk around in the monochrome world

[@AnotherSkeletor]

Jerma looks like he became a pirate on this break

[@guhberieltetsunnysfilms]

Jerma's getting into the role for his plundering stream event.

[@SFM_2]

Bootey

[@Chillerll]

Avast, me hearties! Gather 'round and hear me tale of a swashbucklin' streamer known as Jerma985. Now, me eyes have beheld a sight that would make even the most hardened pirate swoon - Jerma, sportin' a mighty fine beard upon his rugged visage. Arr, let me paint ye a picture, me mateys. His beard be like a sun-kissed treasure trove, flowin' with the grace of a thousand mermaid's locks. 'Tis a sight to behold, a testament to his virility and charm. The lasses be swoonin' and the lads be admirin' in equal measure. With each stroke of his beard, Jerma be transformin' into a true buccaneer, ready to plunder the seven seas of entertainment. 'Tis as if Davy Jones himself granted him the power to mesmerize the masses with but a single glance. His beard, me hearties, be a symbol of his untamed spirit, a testament to his rugged beauty. 'Tis a thing of legend, whispered among the taverns and port cities, passed down from sailor to sailor. So, me fellow pirates, let us raise our tankards and toast to Jerma's beard - a treasure among beards, a beacon of handsomeness in a sea of mere mortals. May it forever adorn his face as he continues to regale us with his tales of adventure and mirth. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

[@Abigail_Monteith]

Him reading the entire tenancy agreement is a great start, I'm optimistic.

[@Abigail_Monteith]

Not even an hour in, I'm looking at a broken leg and a negative bank balance. Will he pull through? Stay tuned.

[@Abigail_Monteith]

Innocent civilian down.

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

​@@Abigail_Monteith thank you for your service Abigail 🫡

[@Abigail_Monteith]

@@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa don't thank me, I haven't even finished the entire stream. Halfway through I lost the ability to comprehend the information my eyes and ears were consuming, so I took a break from watching and haven't resumed yet.

[@yegor2]

@@Abigail_Monteith did u finish?

[@MuradBeybalaev]

Breaks a leg to enter the elevator, walks out of it, shouts indignantly: "where's the elevator".

[@aaaaaaaaa4576]

im so glad he finally escaped prision, i missed the streams so much

[@fungoidal]

3:03:26 "Will this help?" He says, POPPING PILLS AFTER DRINKING ALCOHOL

[@kakroom3407]

This stream was amazing This game was custom made for him

[@_burningshadow_8010]

Lol the woman on the phone was like "Hello Louisiana speaking" "What's your name?" "As if I'd tell you" Some high quality oblivion dialogue right there.

[@4rumani]

That's not her name

[@sintua]

Excellent detective work! The easiest way to catch a killer is to go to the next victims house, crash on their couch and drink all their milk, and wait for the killer to show up and murder them! Caught in the act! Very efficient policing.

[@limerysmouse6005]

I love how his first instinct after getting caught is to jump out of the fucking window and plummet to his death @ 3:45:02

[@_nit]

I can't believe the killer literally went to the innocent person's house in the middle of an investigation. He got so lucky it's unreal

[@JohnLozo]

Oh my god Jerma played an immersive sim

[@Liam-co1bw]

he played thief and put olives on all of his fingers

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@Liam-co1bwsilenced fingertips

[@Szanth]

I dunno how immersive this sim is, he got accosted by someone who pulled a knife on him in front of a crowd and demanded money, and when he defended himself they all attacked him.

[@jeremytitus9519]

@@Szanth mob justice is blind

[@Skyking549]

​@@Szanth the game is a little buggy lol

[@ArtoriasCiaran76]

Jerma looks freaking GOOD with a beard dude

[@StolenPw]

😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

[@vandavang7]

jerma get overstimulated as easily as a cat. starts clawing at the screen due to stimulant and verbally abuses chat.

[@Xarx3s]

1:56:36 had Jerma warned her about the killer, she would have gone into a bit of background of the case, surmised the company they worked for is planning to clean house and that she is next and gives you the name of the contract killer they use and begs you to arrest them before they kill her. Lucky for him, he worked just quick enough to avoid it becoming a dead end. Not quick enough to save her life, but a win's a win.

[@Albumbot59]

jerma DRINKS MILK immediately after finding a dead body then THROWS UP

[@Emmy-S55]

Beard Jerma isn’t as expressive as regular Jerma, but he’s somehow more pleasing to look at

[@dancinghoneybear5078]

this guy studies jermas ^

[@ghost621]

@@dancinghoneybear5078he has a degree in Jerma

[@tinybubble330]

Jermologist andy

[@aliasthefreakazoid2649]

my first jerma stream i attended and it was in my dads truck at a funeral

[@the-entity]

the most jerma fan ever

[@Joelseph2001]

Comfort food

[@Chillerll]

Sounds like you had a great day

[@jeremytitus9519]

Drive in live stream movie theatre funeral services. What a niche market.

[@phoebeaurum7113]

I read that wrong and thought you were at a funeral for a truck.

[@snorneko]

thankful to my cat that woke me up at 4am so i could finish the stream

[@spudulator1111111111]

my cat knocking over my giant freestanding mirror is the best thing that could have happened.

[@snorneko]

@@spudulator1111111111 oml i mean if it was worth it it was, but hope you’re both ok !!

[@spudulator1111111111]

​@@snornekoyup! mirror somehow didn't even break! 😁

[@jeremytitus9519]

“Babe wake up, Jerma’s streaming.” “YOU CAN TALK?!” “I mean- uh-“ *smashes mirror*

[@phoebeaurum7113]

​@@spudulator1111111111 That's seven years good luck I think.

[@TorosAndMakis53]

He's so handsome with a beard!

[@s7robin105]

for real

[@cooliostarstache5474]

HANDSOME STREAMER

[@leaf3922]

2:03:22 Misreads the word “on” as “no”, spawns in front of a random trash can reading the word “NO” 😭 the map really randomized just to rub it in his face

[@jonelervorths4110]

Jerma looks like a lonesome wanderer who just got rejected from the fifth shabby inn he tried to enter.

[@Boodit]

hes just like batman honestly

[@kakroom3407]

What a powerful man

[@Cbss12]

In 6 hours I dont think anything was accomplished

[@dorian4191]

Jerma looks like an anime dad with that beard, I'm digging it

[@beebo1930]

I'm going to cry

[@NotMothMan]

Someone has to warn Jerma he's gonna die in a phone booth.

[@st.dennie1149]

Jerma not understanding why someone is going to bed at 10:30pm because they have a 9-5 work schedule is truly peak comedy.

[@aysn2277]

Congratz on Jerma surviving the electric chair and escaping the asylum! 🥰🥰😍

[@georgevazquez9435]

This is like watching a freshly lobotomized Sherlock Holmes

[@SkeleTonHammer]

"A bald guy with green hair"

[@StickySauce101]

Jerma looks like he's at that stage of sanity where he's about to open his own Fight Club.

[@funnyman10912]

Hey, we don't talk about that. The first rule is the most important.

[@swag-jn1lk]

35:46 is so funny. Jerma gets a door shut in his face so his immediate response is to pick up a bucket and throw it at the door before sprinting out of the building. Rabid behaviour

[@ughwdym]

Watching him play the sandbox mode, it's utterly baffling he was even able to beat the tutorial case

[@shallowgod5539]

He would literally stare at the game trying to handhold him into the right direction and still walk somewhere else.

[@CzlowiekDrzewo]

Jerma looks like this, Jerma looks like that

[@inqvisidor]

47:26 milk voice

[@jackyjordan5642]

Jerma with a beard looks like a character that just came back from a timeskip in a show

[@brunobaltazarrv1515]

1:26:04 I spent hours laughing at this single bit, a guy breaks into the bathroom, and then psuhes jerma through the wall

[@stephensterling1874]

Finds id on counter next to dead person in their apartment *shocked emoji* "WAIT, THIS IS HIM RIGHT HERE"

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Etaylx recommended this game as a way to troll us. This game is way too much for ADHD andy.

[@GeorgeNoiseless]

What??? This is THE perfect Jerm jam: He's having fun AND freaking out all the time. I've seeing this game played by a competent player is not nearly as entertaining.

[@oldwellenthusiast8750]

why is he so fixated on just ONE of the many coworkers the victim has

[@oldwellenthusiast8750]

he solved it.. good on him, fun to watch him play it

[@reinhardtmercer7705]

Lmao

[@funni_noises]

3:44:43 straight out of a cartoon

[@chancethewizard2336]

IM WHEEZING THANK U

[@funni_noises]

As a reminder when finding comments that have a time stamp. Go back 10 or so seconds before the said time stamp if it either isn’t funny or doesn’t make sense

[@Tokmurok]

Jerma looks like every avenger during endgame.

[@Bobby1andBobby1s]

1:48:45 I haven't laughed this hard in a long time

[@MatheusHenrique-jf6ry]

LMAO

[@freedomfaction4737]

jerma absolutely needs to get to the bottom of why the diners janitor is hanging around the diner. smh lol

[@soul-candy-music]

YES! such a promising early access game.

[@johnnysweetly3757]

no it's not

[@nullcoreproject]

@@johnnysweetly3757 why are you here? why do you exist? what is your purpose? you do not belong

[@soul-candy-music]

@@johnnysweetly3757 dang, u right

[@JohnLozo]

@@nullcoreproject get his ass

[@Faegbeard]

"okay I'm going to be normal this time" >steals drugs not 15 seconds later >follows a someone with a knife down a shady alley >gets robbed, knocks them out and steals their stuff in retaliation >people see him stealing and attempt to stop him >he runs into the staff room of a cafe and steals their toaster this guy is FUCKED

[@thisismyname1940]

Shame he skipped past the section of the tutorial that warns you not to stride into open elevator shafts and leap through panes of glass

[@dd11111]

Wow, 4:50:07 broke me!

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

Literally raptured

[@bolicob]

This was such a great stream, wish i could've seen the whole thing live

[@leasagna2202]

The king has returned and he has not shaved

[@jeremytitus9519]

Sponsored manscaping livestream when

[@BlimberryBoi]

Jerma knocks on door , woman answers door with rotting corpse behind her , jerma "is this the right house?"

[@georgevazquez9435]

these were the most frustrating 6 hours of my life

[@funguy398]

It's borderline illegal how sexy Jerma looks like with beard

[@blobbem]

Jerma fans be like: "Jerma looks like he just broke out of prison after 5 years of solitary confinement, it's borderline illegal how sexy Jerma looks like this."

[@whirrlvr]

@@blobbemREAL

[@aysn2277]

ZILF

[@Toomsie]

I disagree, but okay.

[@Rabbit_Hill]

People are so zorny for Bearded Jerma

[@dd11111]

Right! Ngl, it's kinda weird. Like I get complementing him but some of these comments are Down-Bad!

[@duetopersonalreasonsaaaaaa]

I hate to admit it but I really can't blame them.

[@bubblemage]

it's literally taking me days to finish the tutorial case, oh my god

[@4rumani]

You are worse than Jerma

[@_parmezzann_]

The more this man streams, the more insane he gets.

[@boose58]

I wanted to tear my hair out watching him pick up and pin information that had ZERO FUCKING RELAVANCE to anything remotely connected to any case he was investigating and thinking "hmmm yes this is a clue"

[@shallowgod5539]

him randomly scanning trash on the street for prints made me lose it. I'm 4 hours into the vod and I can't believe how bad he is at this.

[@ArchLars]

Imagine finding yourself in such a moment, where the darkness envelops your surroundings, and the night holds its secrets close. Suddenly, there comes a knock on your door, shattering the peacefulness with its unexpected intrusion. Your heart races, unsure of who could be standing on the other side. Reluctantly, you open the door, only to be greeted by a dirty private investigator, whose disheveled appearance seems to mirror the mysteries that lie beneath the surface. In the haze of that late hour, the PI shines a flashlight directly into your eyes, momentarily blinding you with its harsh beam. The sudden illumination leaves you momentarily disoriented, your vision temporarily obscured. It's as if the light is a metaphorical representation of the unwelcome intrusion into your personal space, forcibly exposing you to a situation you never asked to be a part of. The world outside your doorstep seems even more enigmatic now, illuminated by that piercing light, revealing fragments of a reality that were previously concealed. The PI's brash words follow the blinding light, as they harshly instruct you to "fuck off." It's an abrasive and confrontational response, leaving you startled and taken aback. The encounter takes an unexpected turn, leaving you questioning the motives and intentions behind this late-night visit. What secrets or hidden truths could have led this dirty investigator to your doorstep? The darkness amplifies the uncertainty, adding an extra layer of unease to the situation. In the aftermath of this encounter, your mind starts to wander, meandering through various scenarios and possibilities. Perhaps there's a web of deception surrounding your life, interconnecting the lives of others in intricate ways. The dirty PI becomes a symbolic figure, representing the blurry line between truth and fiction, his presence unearthing the underlying complexities of human existence. Your thoughts drift into the realm of existentialism, pondering the nature of perception, identity, and the delicate balance between chaos and order. As the night progresses, the knock on the door and the subsequent encounter with the PI become a metaphor for the unexpected turns life can take. It serves as a reminder that even in the most mundane moments, the world can pull you out of your comfort zone, forcing you to confront the unknown. The late-night visitation becomes a catalyst for introspection, propelling you into a philosophical exploration of the human condition. And as you contemplate the lingering impact of that singular moment, the world outside your door continues its enigmatic dance, forever holding its secrets close.

[@amiccus_]

Can't believe Jerma grew a full-beard just so he could more accurately play the role of a shitty private investigator.

[@blakebailey22]

KEEP THE BEARD, GROW IT

[@kakroom3407]

the NEW jerma's beard storyline

[@jeremytitus9519]

Hirsute Andy

[@Toomsie]

Judging by how it looks at the moment, doubt he could grow one.

[@shallowgod5539]

Him randomly scanning trash on the street for prints like it's relevant to the investigation made me lose it

[@Joseph10021]

1:32:26 Jerma is so unreal that he looks like he belongs as promo art for a 70s lead rockband.

[@4rumani]

What the fuck is a "lead rockband" dude

[@meegan8416]

I know it’s been 10 months and he’s in his retirement era but god I can only hope he streams this again

[@newbaggett]

Disgruntled Jerma looks like the average Darkest Dungeon human. Can't see the eyes but you know they're there.

[@kood995]

I find it funny that streamers consistently get confused with the briefcase mechanic. They pick it up, use it, and when nothing happens except for the briefcase opening up and obstructing their view, they always go, "What do I do with this?" "Wuh? Huh? ???" "Ah! Get this out of my face! Guess I'm not doing this case since I don't know how the briefcase works."

[@FaintJoeyMisc]

Game: you can escape using air vents Jerma: you're saying that's not what I'm supposed to do?

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

4:02:40

[@dadiscoverychannel]

BREAKING: Insane man breaks into apartment, chugs milk he brought with him until he pukes, and steals a baseball. Last seen covered in blood headed to local diner "for fingerprints"

[@ItsRyanHello]

RETURN OF THE KING

[@northuniverse]

KING OF THE JUNJLE

[@jblanke5746]

Beardma

[@insquidio0us]

slayma

[@Chillerll]

gayma

[@Tacdelio]

s... sugma

[@jblanke5746]

Beard Barry

[@foxsyd555]

jerma is definitely high during this

[@FierceLittleBit]

Jerma plays every game like a granny-like

[@HushTheMadMan]

Was happy to see Jerma playing this. This game has such great elements and future potential, I put 50 hours into it the first three days of playing

[@dynomar11]

Did you sleep? Or, like, eat?

[@HushTheMadMan]

@@dynomar11 nahh

[@iheartme6110]

I hope scruffy jerma is here to stay, his vacay at the loony bin has him glowing 😍

[@michikoiwabuchi6418]

probably because he is pregnant

[@yegor2]

38:07 his reaction to realizing he has the power to hurt people is a very jerma moment

[@yours_superior1654]

jerma has a laugh like a witch in minecraft (his vocal cords are broken forever from screaming at 6 yr old children at school gates)

[@PlatoonGoon]

I've rewatched it a dozen times and I still don't know why he makes that face or reaction at 57:03

[@Meoidn]

He can barely sove BotW shrines... what made him think he could do this?

[@swisssora5034]

Everyday is a good day when Jerma streams

[@gloomy.5700]

he’s so handsome with a beard

[@LILGOO34]

His personal barber broke out of the basement (he cant shave by himself btw)

[@skaia91]

The first part with the set script seemed easier to play and more interesting to watch , they should make more scenarios to choose from like that. Seems like a really fun game.

[@rustyfisher2081]

obviously easier considering it's the tutorial, but yeah some preset scenarios would be cool. maybe even player made ones, and if they let you mod in maps you can have like a massive mansion you get to investigate with a premade story

[@Cobalt360]

It's easier to have good scenarios in the game if you you know at least a little bit how to manage npcs. Jerma just kept aggroing every single npc in the entire game which plunged everything into chaos. I've played the game for like 20 hours and normal scenario cases can be just as or more fun than the tutorial case, it's entirely random with the clues you're given and how complex the crime is. (Obviously the more complex, the better)

[@kevhartman9103]

He's in his mangy era

[@jordana934]

i just thought i wanted a jerma stream and this was uploaded a minute later…did i manifest him?

[@phoebeaurum7113]

Jerma won't complete Breath of the wild.

[@ediodimacaroni]

Don't worry, he will complete it in the next 10 years. Don't be so pessimistic!

[@radlifetv]

Only caught the vomit sequence live. Great times. Im back to finish the rest ❤

[@milestailprower]

3:16:59 for Among Us ඞ

[@BBXcompany]

PUNISHED JERMA

[@Chillerll]

Isn't that the among us guy?

[@vgamedude12]

Anything unusual "Nothing" Guy who just chased a trespasser out of his room while building is on lockdown for a investigation.

[@rickross80]

"Process it don't just read it, goddamn it i am doing it again" reletable 😂

[@tinybubble330]

27:21 Alien discovers what money is and how humans use it

[@taylormartinelli8366]

jerma doesnt look like jerma here idk how else to describe it. he really is the sus guy

[@xxsmokerxx6477]

3:12:39 checkpoint

[@tupslmao]

JERMA BEARD ARC? LETS GOOOO