Jerma Streams - SpongeBob SquarePants: Battle for Bikini Bottom - Rehydrated

[@JermaStreamArchive]

4:26 Game Starts

[@Tdogredman]

appreciate you adding those little notches in the actual video so we can skip ahead

[@DocJamesH]

2:56:15 National Tragedy

[@walmarp]

tryna be Patrick but you ain't even Squidward

[@themigtyboosh]

55:10 the fabric of reality begins to tear.

[@sirness998]

Peeping the horror

[@farelegy57]

I knew it Jerma was an analog horror creature

[@HQ_Default]

10:38 Ironically Jerma's impression of Gary is _on point_

[@darthfastball1150]

I just realized the entire health system in this game is based off of that single gag in the Secret Box episode where SpongeBob says that he’s wearing three pairs of underpants

[@InsertSlogan6]

The entire bit with vod watchers was honestly one of the most infuriating/hilarious parts to watch live. For some reason, Jerma could not comprehend the fact that vod watchers could indeed hear what he was saying.

[@DocJamesH]

He was just being a Shock Jock.

[@ithebinman]

@@DocJamesH jock shock*

[@studhouser6969]

jock jock*

[@thegreenfaction]

so the whole stream

[@DocJamesH]

@@ithebinman you tryna shock MY jocks?

[@_kamayana]

2:29:40 The VOD watcher game starts

[@wsmiles8677]

Wow

[@potatotower7288]

Kamayana I can't do the 3rd step...

[@_kamayana]

​@@potatotower7288 The name he's talking about is at 55:50 but the timecode solution ended up being completely off. It's supposed to be "Dave = 4:12:25" but he put the amazing surprise at 4:10:25 instead

[@Slayer_of_Demons]

@@_kamayana Jerma did it correctly, it's just that the people who run this channel cut out the first few minutes of silence at the very start of the vod

[@Mangmasta]

@@_kamayana I tried to play along, I thought it had something to do with Alex Jones and i was stuck on that

[@MDPToaster]

1:26:10 Possibly the funniest Jerma moment that wasn’t an elaborate joke or a VR moment.

[@nadinnnaaahhh]

I think about this clip all the time

[@ranniwolves]

freaky patrick

[@TheTrueEvilSpud]

I don't know how Jerma can manage to get hit by literally every singe explosive tiki. At 1:47:10 he resists the temptation to smash one (after smashing the last four) but then stands by it while it ticks down and explodes.

[@LovelySoftSnow]

hello vod watchers

[@cats4gold]

vod watchers, run

[@SnakeTheHat]

Hello. Just here to get my daily dose of parasocial satisfaction

[@eccomi21]

hai

[@bunasdfghjkl]

hello from the ~ future ~

[@woot000]

3:22:22 it's insane how good of a mermaidman impression jerma does

[@TitoDeleto]

holy crap its woot my favorite twitter account

[@cicerospizzaa]

he just does really good old man impressions. it’s probably because he’s more elderly deep down than he is in reality.

[@Reac2]

Yeah even down to the dementia. Weird that he keeps it up for the rest of the stream tho

[@SuperCatfire]

@@cicerospizzaa he really doesnt

[@cicerospizzaa]

@@SuperCatfire cool bait !

[@VideoMajima]

4:36:50 You know, maybe technology has gone a bit too far. Where's a time machine back to the past when you need one

[@cheetoschrist5685]

DAME DAME DAME YO DAME SUKIYO

[@marcopolo8584]

Even has his tooth gap. Its uncanny

[@HedonisticBookWorm]

I feel like Jerma could play minesweeper and it would be hilarious

[@tinnyle2719]

Every mistake, he has to take a bite from his shoe.

[@softcorelemon]

pretty sure he has done this

[@bigbeefscorcho]

I’d genuinely love to see this, if he hasn’t already lol

[@aniyilator]

well he played picross and that's p similar

[@connoranderson7330]

Jerma could read a newspaper on stream and it would be the best one he's done

[@dreziv]

1:45:11 "I like the Spongebob music, it's very relaxing" funnily enough, after about an hour of that level, I wound up taking a nap because the music made me sleepy, lol

[@The_Steele1]

And if you had read chat during this part of the video they would have called you insane. For some odd reason they hated the track. Despite the fact that it is good. The only problem with it is that it is the most repetitive track in the game but that wasn’t doesn’t take away from how good it is.

[@dreziv]

@@The_Steele1 it's plenty good, and now I'll always remember the time it hypnotized me into taking a fat fucking nap

[@SuperCatfire]

this is actually the most obonoxious song ive ever heard in my life

[@garrettoliva5154]

He said the name Freddie Dredd before the 1 hour mark Freddie: One of the main characters on Icarly, Icarly has 97 episodes Dredd: Dreadnoughts were introduced into sea warfare around the 20th century. 97 and 20, or 9,720 is the secret phrase to win the prize! Give me the prize Jerma! NOW! *NOW JERMA NOW GIVE ME THE̴ ̷P̶R̵I̴Z̴E̸ ̶J̷E̷R̵M̵A̵ I̴͙͆́ ̵͎͈͘͘N̸̢͐E̵̞̐̐E̵͔̦͝D̷̲͔̄ ̴͎͊T̸̙̐H̶̀ͅẺ̸͉ ̴̟̽͗P̷̔͜R̶̗̙̂I̶̧͛Z̴̙̺̐E̴͓̣̾̄*

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

Your pocket prince parcel will be posted shortly

[@Isaacandjed]

it’s blood

[@garrettoliva5154]

@@Isaacandjed THERE WAS BLOOD IN THE BOX?!?!! There was blood inside this box?!?! *fall joke*

[@thatannoyingcat12]

Your conclusion is Dreddful

[@garrettoliva5154]

@@thatannoyingcat12 Do you dread my ending? Do you fear it? Live in fear. Dread my existence.

[@muttnick]

I like watching Jerma985 because you never know what you'll get with any stream. And that's a good thing

[@doggosuki]

fall jokes

[@TheTheThe_]

Jerma985

[@commissarvigil4806]

@@doggosuki He Hates us.

[@RoachCatJr]

Jerma895

[@shelby5809]

I like when he's laughing but you don't know he's laughing because it's pure silence

[@chancethefapper4528]

Stream Starts at 55:10

[@SosTroin]

creepypastas at 55:09 and 2:58:09

[@kalflenld1]

The stream hyper realistically paused but I never pushed the spacebar D:

[@dinonatorful]

Hyper realistic streamer

[@hermitec8202]

Jellyfish Fields OST sounds like it has a jerma noise in it

[@stomach-turningthrush9432]

It makes me happy to see other people enjoying one of my favorite childhood games.

[@banaqos]

Me too. I used to play this SO much when I was a kid, and then finding the Rehydrated game was so bittersweet. I remembered everything about it haha

[@0m3GAARS3NAL]

2:21:14 I skip 10 seconds at a time quite often actually, if there's just silence and it's something that someone has been stuck on for a while so they just focus and get quiet, then when talking happens I back up 10 seconds and go from there. Also helps that youtube on mobile platforms makes a 10 second skip really easy but just double tapping the right side of the screen

[@bigbeefscorcho]

You can even change how much time it skips with a double tap, mine skips by 5 seconds at a time

[@ToBinge]

Awesome! Thanks for posting the stream! Perfect before bedtime.

[@bigbastard7582]

Ah yes, nothing like over 5 hours to watch before bed, now it's 6am and time to get up!

[@aydenlindsay8295]

I unironically use Jerma streams to help me sleep

[@heklek1828]

@@aydenlindsay8295 Thought i was the only one

[@James-py4je]

whoa pog

[@JacobKinsley]

1:48:36 I love that spongebob looks back at jerma like he's concerned for his mental health

[@egtemp317]

That spatula where you have to go through this whole Goldberg machine thing is definitely the hardest one in the game imo. Never got it once in all the times I played the original.

[@grit1]

Man who lost everything from a crippling Funko pop addiction moves to city under the sea to start anew

[@shockaconable]

Thank you for uploading these! It's really ideal for a lot of people

[@vitriolicAmaranth]

Is this the streamer that knew who Squilliam was?

[@zeallust8542]

No. Squilliam has a unibrow, that painting had a moustache. Clearly this local streamer is unaware of Squilliam, at least in appearance.

[@milkbox103]

that vod watcher puzzle bit is fucking amazing

[@cheetoschrist5685]

1:26:11 MFW (my face when) Doctor says

[@Bohtar]

4:10:25 Jesus watching this live made me howl with laughter. Too bad this video is exactly two minutes shorter than the stream, the puzzles don’t work as well now

[@Vaniaomega]

What name was it?

[@celene_moon]

@@Vaniaomega dave

[@tessmiller7943]

1:25:31 3:24:54 3:51:42 4:11:30

[@akleughuglouh]

It is, in fact, not a girraffe.

[@Isaacandjed]

you can take the boy out of boston but you cant take the boston out of the boy

[@brian_cream]

I tuned in when he lost the game audio and thought he was having another simpsons breakdown.

[@notgarthbrooks6999]

I think it’s accurate to call Jerma a cross between Daffy and the Road Runner; he’s as great at being the one who laughs as he is at being the butt of a joke.

[@guppybunz]

3:22:22 BLESSED

[@Boamere]

better than the VA wow

[@TMBG1337]

Squilium doesn't have a mustache he has an eyebrow

[@snarfy770]

Anybody know when jerma shows the yakuza deepfake singing bit. I popped into the stream when he showed it and I was very happy :)

[@arenoskarlaen4951]

4:36:50

[@dinonatorful]

Even in that stream i called him a japanese lookin jerma

[@dinonatorful]

He talks about it at 3:50

[@snarfy770]

@@arenoskarlaen4951 Perfect

[@dynomar11]

😬​ @@dinonatorful

[@trulyinfamous]

It's pretty fortunate that Jerma returns just as Vinny is going on vacation. Now I have even more reason to watch Jerma, and do so live because he streams at normal human hours.

[@QuestionableObject]

Jerma might not be able to do a Mr. Krabs but his Mermaid Man is 100% on point.

[@laynewhite626]

Jerma's fascination with the aqua pick is surreal. My brother in Christ have you never watched what the dentist put in your mouth? You just let them go at it?!

[@moldyskittle]

“This is great! I feel like a new- *THE VOID OVERCOMES SPONGEBOB*

[@Corgifunni]

this stream was great, it was already so much fun itself but having you back after so long made everything better jerma, fucking love you my man

[@nyanbinary4031]

The Short King is Back! Let us bathe in his streams once again! >:3

[@TheTheThe_]

>:3

[@inkartridge]

>:3

[@gretajane666]

When he left the deep fake Patrick on the screen I was so uncomfy but laughing

[@jakest123]

Why is his Mermaid Man better than the VA in this game.

[@BoosterDawg]

8:38 10:24 22:27 1:26:05 2:05:45 2:06:46 2:41:42 4:10:25 4:14:17

[@muttnick]

Imitation krabs

[@Bguy-led]

Thumbnail at 3:47:20

[@lilith3861]

YAY HE’S BACK!

[@EDBassCovers]

I knew this would get posted I'm so happy. I can witness the cursed video with him again

[@FrickGuyy]

Normally these TV games are bad but this one looks pretty fun

[@ksg8176]

wow i solved the puzzle for vod watchers and boy it sure was a tricky one but the prize was worth it!

[@NebulousJ]

he fucking smacks every single explosive tiki i sear to god this guy

[@avoiri4363]

this is my favorite stream to rewatch, i wish jerma played the spongebob movie game

[@BigWalex]

You know what, I think Alex Jones probably could do a decent Mr. Krabs. It's hard to match the OG, but I think he would be better than Imitation Krabs we've got

[@trulythedude]

"this button doesnt do anything" yeah they put a button in the game that doesnt do anything. just for funsies i guess.

[@ChaoticNox]

The more I hear him say he won't do Spongebob character voices the more I want to hear him try to voice an entire episode.

[@flcl64]

They should've just left Mermaidman out of the game if that was the only voice impression they could get.

[@dog8068]

I miss the short little golden spatula music from the original game more than anything

[@yournostromo7421]

Always fun to watch Jerma struggle with children’s games

[@chimeratriplett2319]

INSANE streamer laughs while getting BLOOD PRESSURE taken!

[@connorambrosino1741]

I spit in the ocean, LMAO get owned SPongebob!

[@connorambrosino1741]

@@xyz.anonymous Yeah well I cant fucking take it back now can I? Oopsie daiy

[@nyororos]

he's correct about this game being better than Odyssey

[@_V.Va_]

Holy shit this remake is two years old already?

[@connorbrown2194]

three now!

[@dopomaximus7083]

I just spit in the ocean. LMAO get owned Spongebob!

[@garrettoliva5154]

VOD WATCHER: Congrats on fulfilling the first step. Now, go to Pornhub and look for Jermacraft episode one. A name with a slight similarity to mine will be there, reply to him with Jerma's Seed Name. See you there.

[@dopomaximus7083]

@@garrettoliva5154 I am Fireman Official :)

[@garrettoliva5154]

@@dopomaximus7083 Your final step is to nut to the video in question. When you are finished with the nut, answer this question. What did 3 people say you needed a lot of if you have a large family?

[@dopomaximus7083]

@@garrettoliva5154 They probably looked at each other with their saccharine grins and said "love". They probably cheekily winked too.

[@garrettoliva5154]

@@dopomaximus7083 Congratulations. Your prize for going through all of this *SCREAMS*

[@rowdowg]

I love that Jerma didn't know what an aquapik is lmao

[@AuspiciousFrog]

I pray to God jerma make a mod for this game replacing mermaid mans voice lines with his own

[@chimeratriplett2319]

I just spit in the ocean LMAO get owned SPongebob

[@DocJamesH]

2:56:15 never forget

[@kristopherguzman400]

50:44 Total persona reference

[@priqq1]

What a GOD of a gamer!

[@JasonTheOneAndOnly]

"Have you not been to a beach with this music playin?" I aint been to a beach in 12 years.

[@cocoakyle6447]

jerma literally predicted the dodge roll that eventually came in spongebob: cosmic shake 54:47

[@bbbhfccdd2776]

this stream was extremely hilarious

[@bigoneeye2714]

I knew the exact beavis and butthead moment he was talking about. I need a life.

[@devinperez7547]

mr krabs was busy workin on Detroit: Become Homeless 2

[@117johnpar]

Theres no jerma cringe compilations because it would just be the same clips as a 'funny moments' compilation.

[@SuperCatfire]

he wants them to make a fucking announcement for the emergency announcement

[@Whatsuppbuddies]

HES STILL BACK

[@hairlessgrizzly559]

I remember playing this game as a little kid in my PS2 It's a shame I was the dumb kinda little kid who didn't have any idea what was going on lmao

[@omgitsdp4581]

2:25:13 searched up "Can attendees see if you pin them on zoom?" Had to make sure, for a friend.. :)

[@attij466]

Jermaid man and Barnicleburgerboy

[@trixeyL33T]

+2 VOD Skip joke.

[@moldyskittle]

He is a much better mermaid man.

[@theemerdareloth]

1:33:28 Shark Tank

[@benjaminmarshall8043]

Gosh dang I love Jerma. Absolutely hillarious.

[@CeLautrec]

55:09 fromsoft was listening

[@darkpuppetlordful]

Welcome back to my new KZbin channel. Jerma958

[@charicific]

i watched this thinking it was an old stream i missed omg 💔 didnt realize hes back t.t

[@pain-yu2lt]

1:07:19 jerma cries 1:17:25 real voice

[@senopheria]

Return of the king

[@No1TypeC]

I got a Spongebob Rehydrated ad before this video Edit: make that two

[@miles2419]

I'm shook. Jerma's comment on not getting the Mr. Krabs actor had me like wow oof, he doesn't know he's dead... 🙏🏻 And then I looked it up. It wasn't Mr. Krab's actor who passed away in 2018, it was the creator of Spongebob... I have no idea how I got the mixed up info into my mind. I had/have a specific memory of someone telling me that information, but this person was Long out of my life in 2018, which obviously means that said memory is wrong!!! Time to question literally everything I know

[@FatmanVALORANT]

Thanks for these tbh

[@lensy6]

3:22:25 it is

[@MWIJWA]

Wait wtf did he say FREDDIE DREDD!?

[@NUFCOfficial]

Great game to stream, really feels like he's back. Can't wait for Wednesday, such a shame god hand was his return as this would have been much better.

[@oof-software]

Thanks for the upload

[@jakee3368]

His mermaid man impression is spot on.

[@Korrva]

his mermaidman impression isn't bad actually