Jerma Streams - Yoostar 2: In The Movies

[@NuclearBoi2nd]

"Mike Tyson?" *_average white guy appears_* "...That's right."

[@ironwraith852]

I always laugh at that. It’s such a ridiculous notion. I do like to imagine that there’s a universe in which Jerma took Mike Tyson’s place, and vice versa.

[@LinusBitchTits]

*compact white guy

[@Dimentio36]

i can just imagine what the movie industry is like in this game's universe "Luke, I am your fa-fuck, I messed up the line. Can we start over?" *line stays in* *movie gets 16 oscars*

[@silly_lil_guy]

Where are all the replies

[@somerand0mpers0n]

@@silly_lil_guy on scorpy's video

[@AudioAlure]

@@silly_lil_guy Are you gay by any chance?

[@nighteye4042]

​@@somerand0mpers0nWho the fuck is scorpy

[@JacobKinsley]

Utopia

[@joshriley2936]

"The owner, he wants us to finish this bottle and three more, says he'll water his garden with champagne before he'll let the Germans drink it." "...............yeh." "You said it."

[@malindalong7441]

*GOOD LINE*

[@ThatDudeWithBoobs]

Here's looking at you, kid

[@MoskHotel]

It’s like he’s offended by his remarks, yet Jerma just doesn’t know what to say.

[@carterazariah4000]

I realize Im kinda off topic but do anyone know of a good site to watch new series online?

[@bronsonleonard9812]

@Torin Adrian thanks, I went there and it seems to work :) I appreciate it!!

[@cherrycheetos]

i feel like this game was made for jerma to stream...

[@wulftea]

yeah

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

yee

[@obi-onekenerdi]

This and TV Superstars

[@madeinmicrosoftpaint]

swex

[@theobell2002]

@@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. You said it.

[@CH3R.N0BY1]

1:36:27 "where's my drink?" grows an until he is the size of the room

[@StatisticColt]

We was tired of people calling him short

[@psychochop6164]

Final hours starts playing

[@lucastradella9197]

49:46 “YOU LITTLE SHIT ITS NOT A TUMOR!” ... CLASSIC LINE!

[@novum2915]

This moment was put into a popular Jerma moments compilation years later lol

[@bowiethebuffoon4873]

It’s true!

[@bigbongtheorem3821]

Classic Line!

[@erinelectrik]

cult classic!

[@neru1584]

Awesome Line!

[@Jorvalt]

42:03 is honestly a genuine psycho Jerma moment.

[@EddheadAce]

Was about to say that is my FAVORITE moment

[@harrasika]

To be faie, everyone in that room was a fucking psychopath. The dudes just stared at him and randomly shouted "Oh lord!" with smiles on their faces.

[@er1c_b]

When he said "You got a problem?" I sensed some Travis Bickle/Taxi Driver vibes. Good stuff.

[@cherex5655]

1:44:13 I can't get over how Jerma's comedy is so perfect to the extent him not even being on camera for like 90% of the video is the funniest shit ever just because of how he sets the joke up

[@funnylittlecreature]

where did you go?

[@justhere4637]

Where did you go?

[@mcbogom]

Where did you go?

[@ace_of_blades5046]

Where did you go?

[@lilyisinlove]

Where did you go?

[@elpoop2819]

49:54 Jerma: I’m gonna put my hands around their neck and strangle them! Game: A W E S O M E L I N E !

[@JacobKinsley]

Classic Line!

[@PichuBrothers123]

why is this game not more of a meme this has so much potential

[@dimitriwarchief301]

Its on an old system with old hardwore. Sigh sad ;n;

[@RED-sl2le]

@@dimitriwarchief301 so is Metal Gear Revengeance and we still meme the shit out of it.

[@thiagopereira8098]

@@RED-sl2le True, and it's annoying af

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@RED-sl2le Yeah but that game is a meme by itself, I assume anyway. This one requires players to make it a meme

[@SuperMarioBoy1014]

@@thiagopereira8098 Bruh

[@trumangraham2602]

1:23:05 (Flips off an entire stadium of people) *NICE POSE*

[@ArturVader]

"LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE..."

[@AlolaMaskedYT]

Wrong game but that's hilarious as well.

[@Artificer_]

That’s great! :D

[@gioplease8561]

21:09 makes me laugh everytime i watch it.

[@thiagopereira8098]

Me too

[@MrMoriardy]

0:58 Streamer speaks 2:20 Game splash screen 4:28 Streamer returns from alcohol quest 4:45 Late streamer actually starts

[@thegooglebell8159]

This guy is FUCKED

[@ohmeganerd]

Psycho alcoholic

[@deltamudkip]

DERANGED streamer holds his fearful audience CAPTIVE, wasting PRECIOUS TIME!

[@blanepope8973]

God bless you

[@mellow6749]

"Why would I be the Terminator when I can get hit by a car?"

[@timbo_homeslice]

5:31 Jerma to Jerma communication

[@pilotsayshello1758]

NOT FROM THE TOP ROPE, I CAN'T TAKE IT

[@MisterSheeple]

1:59:19 Ah yes, the classic Apollo 13 line, "There's somethin' wrong with the ship... buddy."

[@triledink]

19:40 me at the dinner table.

[@contenau22]

This is hilarious

[@RasEli03]

Yegh

[@sniceverything4944]

33:23 “I’m very clearly not in the frame by the way” Classic Line!

[@nahnope8581]

49:44 Hidden camera catches insane midget teacher screaming at students

[@beb1684]

This is one of the best Jerma moments possibly ever

[@LeBrode]

Classic Line!

[@ihatenwo]

27:30 Somehow Jerma's version sounds more realistic then real film one

[@Thunderdude135]

1:26:02 This scene with jerma looking at the camera feels like a sitcom

[@travoedoi]

Oh my god i fucking cant

[@headphonejoe5640]

The crappy PlayStation camera mic actually makes 70's to 90's more genuine, jermas really there folks

[@ProStateExaminer]

"Tonight's homework, is...." *classic line*

[@Enzor8]

31:01 this gives me Patrick Bateman vibes

[@DJG_Studios]

That’s because it’s Jermboa 958

[@ohmeganerd]

42:03 beautiful acting

[@codypavy]

timestamps MOVIES 08:40 - 300 14:30 - Blues Brothers 18:25 - Casablanca 21:38 - CSI: Miami 25:23 - Employee of the Month 28:08 - Ferris Buellers Day Off 31:38 - Frankenstein 33:45 - Godfather 36:00 - Grease 38:00 - The Hangover 44:25 - Kickass 47:37 - Kindergarten Cop 53:40 - The Mummy 59:45 - Norbit 1:03:22 - Rocky 1:11:05 - Shaun of the Dead 1:12:28 - Slap Shot 1:15:00 - The Spiderwick Chronciles 1:20:48 - Superman Returns 1:23:41 - The Terminator 1:33:39 - Zoolander VIDEO BACKGROUNDS 1:38:20 - Bad Boys Bad Boys 1:40:35 - Monster Battle HOLLYWOOD SETS 1:43:32 - Top Gun 1:48:46 - King Kong MOVIES AGAIN 1:57:50 - Apollo 13 2:01:15 - Baby Mama 2:04:26 - American Pie these are hilarious! I love almost all of them but had to make some timestamps in case anyone wants to revisit any specific video.

[@Astrianaut]

Thank you!!

[@YinYang333]

THANK YOUUU

[@williamkline6450]

King

[@hellofriends5751]

Thank you king

[@Eira_]

1:36:24 Short streamer enters the 4th dimension to increase his size

[@mariodiaz2911]

This is fucking gold man

[@thecannibalcookout]

why hasn’t the “when my titties hit the horn” clip been featured in any jerma compilations i never thought id hear those words come out of his mouth

[@nervouscowboy]

TIMESTAMP PLEASE 😭😭

[@thecannibalcookout]

@@nervouscowboy1:01:10

[@nervouscowboy]

​@@thecannibalcookoutbeautiful thank you

[@newmoisturizer5054]

"The owner, he wants us to finish this bottle, and then three more. Says he'll water his garden with champaigne before he'll let the germans drink it." pff yeh

[@tamacat2001]

"You said it. Here's looking at you, kid."

[@blimblam7]

Jerma just has one mummy hand and a completely normal body

[@babyfromthesimpsons9078]

We all need a mummy hand

[@InvaderKaz2008]

I would like to hold my mummy hand We will run, we will

[@munchycrunchybread]

that's what happens when u zerk off

[@cozybones4644]

This raises a pretty glaring issue. When he inevitably wins the Oscar he won't be able to carry such a big trophy off stage. Maybe they could give him a novelty keychain modelled after an Oscar instead. Or some chocolates.

[@johnbacon4997]

At the rate the Oscars Viewership is dwindling year after year, they may result to inviting Jerma on for more views

[@lizandroid]

4 years later classic streamer breaks streamy award

[@jays5815]

19:23 yeah

[@Nefare1781]

You said it

[@tacticalchunder1207]

This was one of his best streams.

[@trumangraham2602]

"THIS. IS. SPARTA." (Character dies offscreen completely ruining the intensity of the scene) *Classic Line!*

[@Gr33nj3ster]

Jerma's improv is hilarious!

[@KazakhV3]

49:19 was great

[@RematodeRanger]

just love gaming just the fact he was eye level with the little kid made it like 10x funnier

[@acast1032]

"So it protects the book to protect the book?!"

[@abnormal_asian]

49:42 "Awesome Line!" "Classic Line!"

[@cynicalia]

It is a classic line now

[@moe5867]

flips off cheering audience "Nice pose!"

[@simbachvazo6530]

"You little shit, it's not a tumor!" Birth of a legend.

[@jackbringusdringus9627]

Jerma barely got his head over the steering wheel as elwood

[@whatr0]

"it's 106 miles to Chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, and it's dark outside and were- I have to wear sunglasses" truly a classic line

[@zac3160]

51:37 thumbnail worthy image

[@cannon9009]

I like how when jerma does the "Houston, we have a problem..." scene, he doesn't even come close to saying the line and the game still awarded him full credit for the "Classic Line!" bonus

[@chancethefapper4528]

55:41 The Master of Improv

[@kezi_]

Hearing Jerma struggle not to laugh from 1:44:13 onwards is what dreams are made of

[@pothatuu]

19:38 Best one...

[@Slipperslider]

I can't believe they edited Jerma out of these movies. It's nice to see these deleted scenes.

[@nostalgiaboy6240]

I think the second hangover scene actually felt like a movie scene Its that good

[@TruffaloBuffalo]

Jerma is a talented movie star.

[@MashieMutt]

Yiff

[@RematodeRanger]

Jerma is a talented balding actor

[@TruffaloBuffalo]

LIFE IS PAIN! I HATE

[@roadent217]

Brush your teeth if you don't want to go to fucking jail kids.

[@thrice_cube]

smelly paws rip

[@motivationalpower9669]

MOVIES 08:40 - 300 14:30 - Blues Brothers 18:25 - Casablanca 21:38 - CSI: Miami 25:23 - Employee of the Month 28:08 - Ferris Buellers Day Off 31:38 - Frankenstein 33:45 - Godfather 36:00 - Grease 38:00 - The Hangover 44:25 - Kickass 47:37 - Kindergarten Cop 53:40 - The Mummy 59:45 - Norbit 1:03:22 - Rocky 1:11:05 - Shaun of the Dead 1:12:28 - Slap Shot 1:15:00 - The Spiderwick Chronciles 1:20:48 - Superman Returns 1:23:41 - The Terminator 1:33:39 - Zoolander VIDEO BACKGROUNDS 1:38:20 - Bad Boys Bad Boys 1:40:35 - Monster Battle HOLLYWOOD SETS 1:43:32 - Top Gun 1:48:46 - King Kong MOVIES AGAIN 1:57:50 - Apollo 13 2:01:15 - Baby Mama 2:04:26 - American Pie

[@Celdis0210]

C L A S S I C L I N E

[@Bone20647]

49:27 angry short streamer gets angry at children, threatens to kill them

[@JackCabbit20]

19:22 when my adhd kicks in and i zone out hard and zone back in when someone looks at me:

[@rohangauld2]

Jerma as superman is literally just Homelander from the boys

[@rovena996]

I really wish he'd do another one of these streams. They're so fun to watch.

[@TheFakeSlimShady0]

Me to kid

[@TaragonHelos]

Why did he expect the game to somehow have a camera angle of him from behind, like he genuinely thought the mirror shot was possible.

[@tord9322]

jerma : no i dont need the tutorial... so what do i do ? 7:50

[@thaksjtube]

this game is so supportive of the players acting abilities

[@ando2421]

Classic line!

[@P_araps]

Awesome Line! 10000

[@gwynheimer]

35:03 Has got to be my favorite, the way he slaps him kills me

[@gabey.5216]

Jerma: *Starts flicking off an entire baseball stadium * Yoostar: "Great Pose!"

[@Skdladmalajd]

“I’m gonna put my hand around their neck and STRANGLE THEM” *awesome line!*

[@zeropoint70]

15:40 him being short is the funniest thing ever

[@我的家-j4b]

1:36:26 kills me every time

[@wariosgf2481]

39:44 THIS ENTIRE THING KILLS ME EVERY TIME MAKE HIM STOP

[@Spankytimez]

Height challenged streamer transcends reality and becomes a god.

[@jollimaiahtacksworth]

THIS. IS. MY TOWN. Also Jerma immediately developing a god complex as soon as he does the superman scene is very on brand

[@ihatenwo]

41:30 Somehow this scene is fucking scary now

[@no1legobatmanfan]

I like that when he’s SuperJerma and flips everyone off the game says “nice pose!”

[@TheStache_MTB]

1:16:30 had me crying of laughter.

[@RematodeRanger]

😂😂😂💯💯💯👏👏😣💪👉👈

[@scrungybingus285]

they built the book to protect the book

[@MindoftheEye02]

"Woahhh what'd they do to those goblins, what the FUCK?!"

[@floorjazzrecordings6647]

This is my town .. Now you go AAAUUUUGG

[@_KRose]

Oh this is going to be pure gold

[@Postaldude__]

The alternate universe where jerma stars in every single movie

[@TheStache_MTB]

I can so see him in a Sci-fi channel original movie

[@LenkyLad]

*Wait for your turn!*

[@GamingForeverEpic]

“I think I’m very not clearly in this frame by the way.” “Classic line!”

[@Dallybhoy]

"I'm very clearly not in this frame by the way" Oh boy what a classic line that is

[@Menace-p7s]

49:29 “ YOU LITTLE *SHIT* ITS NOT A TUMOR - “ I love this part

[@ihatenwo]

58:21 Jermas historic knowledge is truly astonishing (not)

[@magikoopaambassador5078]

Holy shit, I wasn't paying attention when Jerma was doing Slap Shot and I legitimately thought it was the hockey player talking and not him until I saw it again.

[@skvllbone1594]

too distracted by how hot jerma was 5 years ago to focus on this video

[@acfreak55]

Oh madness you say? THIS IS MY TOWN! Better than the original line lol.

[@RumblingStarter]

10:27 13:19 the punch made me laugh so hard

[@RumblingStarter]

1:51:45 bro died 2 times

[@Finn-wc8nq]

1:21:00 ik it’s a Superman clip but this feels more like homelander

[@theobell2002]

If Jerma had superpowers he'd a Homelander.

[@F0UR3V3R]

​@@theobell2002Homelander would shit himself at the sight of Jerma without powers.

[@mandridhugh9555]

That creature in the Spiderwick scene easily sums up the chat.

[@dimitriwarchief301]

How can you say something so right yet so methaidpicsk n also contravecously I can't spell

[@Kkiare]

I lost it when jerma bailed out from the top gun scene

[@shenigin]

Personal favorite moments: 1:16:28 right you told to protectduBff 1:17:06 his dumbfounded face 1:27:48 flying arm 1:59:25 the game cutting him off perfectly

[@suspicioususer]

"yea" "You said it"

[@atha6632]

Someone has to take two clips from the two different perspectives in a movie that jerma has played in and cut them together

[@aniyilator]

I so want jerma to make his own eddy murphy style movie where he plays every member of the elbertsons or something, that'd be fuckin hilarious

[@kewlkatzklub982]

1:44:13 Hey Holy Mackerel this looks like a good scene to end the video on.

[@Alice_Sprinkles]

This was a brilliant stream.

[@r3p0sed]

51:35 the fact that it said "cult classic!" is so funny because this really is a cult classic jerma clip. it's essential

[@System509]

I'm so sad I missed this stream. Just imagine all the characters that can be in the next rumble thanks to this

[@gusta845]

Jerma needs to play this game annually

[@ishdakfgp9200]

The Airplane moment was the funniest shit ever

[@alexanderblackwell6114]

easily #1 jerma stream

[@IsaacFoster..]

How come the ones he calls worse one are making me laugh the most

[@pissedoffbucketguy9115]

Jerma: *shows the middle finger to the crowd cheering and yelling superman!* Game: nice pose!

[@erinthepigeon904]

I just saw the thumbnail of this vod and I had to click it cause I know it's gonna be funny af