jerma - teacher noise

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clip is from his first LA noire stream
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[@hobochronicals7687]

Who tf is jerma

[@cats4gold]

@@hobochronicals7687 idk dude i don't remember uploading this clip

[@CosmicNova87]

@@cats4goldwho even am i? where am i?

[@TheLoquendohacker]

Wasn't he the guy from the shooting game? The red one that runs really fast with a bat? Sometimes blue

[@jaceyjohnson8922]

Six likes

[@TheLoquendohacker]

@@jaceyjohnson8922 seven I forgor

[@Bneboy]

it should be physically impossible for a human to produce such a noise

[@kretduy6959]

in sound design studios they have a poster that says, "the human body is unable to reproduce morse code at 19000 khz or more, Jerma doesnt know this, but he does it anyway"

[@sirclownsalot5800]

Who said he was human?

[@chaosinsurgency6636]

The loed of jerma just keeps getting deeper

[@eggsamillion]

That's why I think Jerma's an alien.

[@chrxstt]

That’s a jerma not a human

[@oh-no-its-clara7574]

imagine one day being like "gee, I wonder where that weird ass substitute teacher is now" and then finding out he's doing twitch

[@alsim.s8526]

Imagine you recognize your old substitute teacher from the “when imposter is sus” meme

[@phishe4908]

@@alsim.s8526 i wouldnt be able to sleep

[@dumworm6310]

imagine seeing your substitute teacher dressed up as a fucking catboy

[@denmark371]

Imagine seeing your substitute teacher's naked frame on stream

[@Quartings]

And that he's now a catboy

[@itschudobs]

as a former preschool teacher, this would absolutely be effective. from ages 1-18 this would 100% be effective

[@vonnie0_0]

I’m certain it’s effective for every human and creature alike.

[@Trunch1312]

former? what did you do to the kids

[@trashman835]

@@Trunch1312 she beeped at them to much and the parents complained

[@matthewrayborn8557]

@@trashman835 that is a fantastic string of words

[@Reirek]

As a university student, it would definitely work on us.

[@Lunamoonx.x]

A kid literally blew up and this man starts making alien gibberish

[@orgyinthemorgue]

this comment section is beautiful 😭😭😭

[@midnight4685]

Who else do you think blew the child up?

[@jacextreme6432]

What a PSYCHO

[@NaCk210]

The teacher sound is great but I think his impression of "kids yelling and making a mess" is severely underapreciated

[@custodeon]

I was amazed, literally the perfect impression of a chaotic classroom

[@CirrowProductions]

Stop, for the love of God, saying parts of youtube videos are 'underappreciated' or 'underrated.' Just Stfu the next time you want to say that.

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

@@custodeonI mean he was a teacher and if he taught multiple classrooms he would know the sound too well

[@CallofFreaky]

Uh ngh fuck youuu! UAAÆÆHHG oh look out! Naaarg blfftt

[@GDNachoo]

OHH F- FUCK YOU! *waaAAAHHH* OH LOOK AT THAT! *whoosh*

[@adirisdewitt]

this was nominated for worst noise but this is one of my most favorite bits that lasted for half a second

[@propername4830]

Weird, I remembered it being best noise

[@ConwayFreelanceDetective]

@@propername4830 it was

[@xxp0siZlayr]

If you think thats a bad noise listen to the main beat in 216.mp3

[@tacothedank]

@@xxp0siZlayr found my new favorite song, thanks!

[@dogshit1952]

that's the sound a mini sentry makes

[@VerbDoesStuff]

@Smile_Slime THESE ARE MY BANANAS I JUST BOUGHT THEM

[@MisterJohnDoe]

V3rb I WOULD HAVE TO WASH MY DISHES AGAIN

[@benfos8109]

That's why the kids go quiet. They're scared

[@user-uq5rm7io8h]

BAP

[@JennyYesac]

this comment is really close to 985 likes

[@joytourmom]

they way he casually takes a sip of bud light after making the worst noise known to man has me rolling

[@scottyb1300]

How dare ye mistake Downeast Unfiltered Cider for Bud Light. Seriously though, if you can get it near you, it's just about as good as a cider can get.

[@HavingCrumpets]

"worst" noise?

[@mindlessreader1595]

@@HavingCrumpets yeah idk how this is the worst noise, this is one of the few non abhorrent noises “jerma” has ever made

[@DerWaidmann_]

"Casually" mans did a ballet with his arm to swig that shit

[@monstrousmoss]

a LOUD sip too

[@liyostr570]

Not only did he make a noise never before uttered be human vocal chords, he also accurately depicted classroom noise before class starts

[@stefschouwenaars9562]

He also perfectly mimicked the reaction to hearing the teacher noise

[@vision4860]

Jerma is not one, Jerma is many. A collection of 985 individuals that encompass the totality of human knowledge and experience. He can mimic perfectly because he has been there, in every seat, in every place.

[@PassTheSnails]

The way his whole body shifts and jitters about like a chucky cheese animatronic has me rolling

[@SnoFitzroy]

"chucky cheese" BRUH

[@bannanaslamaa318]

This man is actually insane

[@chsi5420]

This guy is fucked.

[@aidenmills5626]

Insanely awesome :)

[@dinnerfan19470]

@@aidenmills5626 But mostly insane

[@krakowski_6237]

Total psycho

[@MrSonnyfy]

@@chsi5420 This guy fucks.

[@Kylirr]

jerma really the first man on earth to speak in morse code

[@ShazzaTheGoose]

More like mouse code cause jerma is a rat 🙈

[@TheLordOfCorn]

how else is he gonna talk to deaf people?

[@shawnwdie]

@@ShazzaTheGoose ????

[@astroabood]

@@TheLordOfCorn who's gonna tell him

[@genericusername4206]

@@TheLordOfCorn yeah the boys

[@ItsMemeHere]

jerma: *makes inhuman and physically impossible alien noise* also jerma: "y'know?" *takes casual swig of drink*

[@k0lpA]

hes your 69th like, godhood ascension complete

[@hareeballsac9777]

that was the LEAST causal seig ooga drink i've ever seen edit: swig of a

[@toozigooti]

There was NOTHING casual about that soda swig, dude.

[@c.ccarlhead5744]

I'll drink to that.

[@urby000]

@@toozigooti soda? downeast is 5.1% alchohol, he was getting ZONKED

[@Snalle]

My middle age woman teacher did this once back in the day. She just yelled "SEX" and the whole room went silent and she started class like a boss.

[@heavygunner4039]

Queen

[@betawooper2485]

Girlboss

[@strokey5284]

Did they sat down and got like 😐

[@Snalle]

@@strokey5284 yes

[@Eightsixseven23224]

Former CEO of Sex

[@jevilcore]

This noise makes my puppy stop biting me because it perplexes her so much. 10/10 thank you so much jerma

[@NakedThorn1999]

jermas house is so creepy, that weird closet door under the stairs, the next room and staircase both cloaked in shadows for something to be hiding in

[@jessenorman91]

anything hiding in said shadows fled immediately upon hearing Jerma make that noise

[@tgadin]

This wasn’t his house, it’s just a storage unit that Jerma was staying in while he was moving to Vegas

[@polskillz]

Jerma's house is where they filmed Harry Potter

[@pepsiman_fan6666]

Next thing Edgar Allan Poe’s gonna be writing about

[@BomptonBillions999]

@@pepsiman_fan6666 oh lord that would be a pretty fun book

[@FloydPinkerton]

This man educated somebody's child.

[@JermaLover]

That's terrifying knowledge.

[@drifterjack1937]

Not as terrifying as whatever he taught them

[@Alcatrax_]

There’s gotta be someone out there who can tell us what he was like being a teacher

[@mortalsno4086]

Holy shit

[@faithfulfilo7994]

I mean the man's a genius, who's gonna ignore that noise?

[@bigman1688]

when he said -.-. --- ..-. ..-. . . -.-. .... . . - --- ... -.-. .... .. -.-. -.- . -. i felt that 😩

[@akaTandy]

*COFFEECHEETOSCHICKEN*

[@gordonf5553]

gotta morse this to the allies in ww3

[@supertrinigamer]

@@akaTandy lol i mixed up the L and F (.-.. and ..-.) so I got "COLLEECHEETOSCHICKEN"

[@GoodieM8]

I am both happy I understand what that says but also scared considering I only learnt morse code an hour ago and i just happen to come across this conveniently

[@supertrinigamer]

@@GoodieM8 the problem is hearing morse code. reading is easy as fuck but when it's sound? oh shit

[@eugenenalpin6058]

Jerma is actually fluent in Animal Crossing language, truly impressive

[@frantic9724]

To the point he can rap in it!

[@bigbodge]

An amazing insight into Jerma's teaching career, never before had I realised he was teaching in a warzone filled with elephants and explosions

[@thewizard1]

Tbh that sounds like something jerma has done

[@estrogenizedbird9161]

He was once a substitute teacher

[@TheRealOGNed]

Mr. Kaczynski, we meet at Last

[@lambdacalculus3505]

the teacher noise and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

[@reflx]

@@lambdacalculus3505 based

[@ratdoctor]

based? based on what?

[@Tyrell-d6o]

@@ratdoctor The opposite of debased.

[@Cam-jm9lk]

I’ve never seen this in context but the fact that he said it “worked” every time leads me to believe he’s actually done this

[@Scharfster]

he was a sub teacher haha

[@Extreme11]

Could you imagine being his favorite student

[@animeprofilepicture8855]

@@GewelReal stop

[@troublewakingup]

@@Extreme11 god, i wish...

[@seanthemoderator3236]

@@Scharfster imagine having fucking jerma as your substitute teacher

[@AlmondDog]

The pure confidence after he says "That worked every fucking time"

[@felixsilvester518]

Ello if fat vil

[@felixsilvester518]

I lof germ

[@VimyGlide]

considering that he was apparently a substitute teacher at one point, i don't think it's confidence. i think it's EXPERIENCE.

[@EliteWheatProdctionZ]

Plus the absolute bravado in that little wrist twist afterwards

[@jgf4224]

When jerma said 📡📡👽🤖👾📟🖥 I felt that on a personal level 😔

[@pek-x4y]

being a kid hearing that must of felt like being in the recording studio with the beatles when they wrote let it be

[@Xezian]

He’s got a point though if anyone did that they’d immediately have everyone’s attention

[@sebastiendiaz-corona7966]

Exactly

[@0x1337feed]

thank you Sherlock Holmes

[@gurjyot147]

Yeah exactly, everyones calling him crazy but hes right

[@AT32143]

that's why he said it

[@Joescotterpuss]

It worked every fucking time.

[@Rasmos]

I found this by looking up "jerma makes sound"

[@zedbags]

He does a lot of that

[@silverpower6912]

I found this in my KZbin recommended

[@gbrea6137]

Clip of the mini sentry?

[@jed4110]

AA EE OO

[@_.Dylan._]

Why is this so funny

[@Buccarado]

jerma's vocal range is 20 octaves.

[@NINT3ND0master]

Lmaoooo

[@dea1313]

Audio jungle

[@cheffffffffffffffffffff]

jerma could outperform mike patton but he sticks to streaming to conceal his power level

[@Lonech]

he is SHATTERING our EARDRUMS

[@p0ison_pill794]

@@dea1313junjle**

[@blue_axolotl64]

the fact that a person could actually make that sound with their mouth is actually insane to me

[@furosukki1301]

It's fake, he's not real

[@blue_axolotl64]

@@furosukki1301 damn😔

[@neonarsenic8203]

it’s still so funny to me how on the roblox stream the other day he didn’t even recognize that he made this sound when he got jumpscared by himself on evade😭

[@MrSoso1050]

I know

[@cupofapricotjam]

i'm pretty sure he did recognize the sound but acted like he was in denial. the second he heard the sound he said, "that's literally me??"

[@TheBanMan]

​@@cupofapricotjam No that was the screaming that came after it

[@TheeEnglishLesbian]

i’m pretty sure he was talking about the noise that happened after that

[@IanBpa]

The way he raised that beverage to his mouth was so inhuman

[@saulocept]

your comment made me cry laughing tysm

[@Jackenack]

That's what I'm saying... Why did he wave his arm around before grabbing the can as if he had to get ready Why did he make such a big deal out of grabbing his mic and then not even bother to move it away Why did he suck in air before taking a swig Why did he tilt his head back and raise his chest as if he was proud of what he did It looks like he's trying to participate in some sorta weird speed-swigging competition

[@TDGCmote]

I don’t think you guys have done this before, it seems you’re over interpreting. It’s *just* weird. It feels weird, it works weird, it looks weird. It’s weird to do when you’re thinking about it.

[@technocarp]

@@Jackenack Jerma's said before that drinking in front of a camera makes him self-concious, so he has a "pretend" way of drinking things when his webcam's on, where he holds it out in front of him and sips it like a martini

[@takcio9445]

this comment made me laugh for 2 minutes, and brought me to tears list night. thanks

[@jeffalong]

He's making that noise that cartoons make when they are "sneaking"

[@АлексейВолков-и6г]

Or tickling someone

[@MsQuote]

my dratini in my pokeball plus telling me to play with it

[@GayBrain]

This is such a good comment. I think about it every time.

[@TimCan144]

this is adorable

[@OverStrive2008]

So cool

[@arbytimber]

@@urbainleverrier1 shut Just Shut

[@TY40.]

@@urbainleverrier1 banned

[@popslyme4280]

"Eeneeninibimini, Eenimi Binimini" -Jerma 2019

[@poljams2189]

I had a teacher that would meow everytime the class wasn't listening

[@ThePoodle]

BASED

[@2014dotcom]

This was my first impression of this man.

[@micheal8672]

Same omg

[@mishell128]

You got lucky, mine was the "Jerma cries to screaming and farting" video

[@TheMainPoint]

@@mishell128 wait that exists?

[@khaotikkat_7008]

Me too. I have no idea who he is but he definitely has my attention

[@aijint]

mine was the pizza delivery video

[@johndxdxd]

everyone talking about the nininini sound but jerma fully replicated the hunter sound from half life 2 episode 2 while doing the child noices

[@fish4225]

L I N K

[@absentchronicler9063]

what video

[@fish4225]

Give us the video you fucking bastard, I wanna see this

[@venomasmark154]

They mean in this video, it's the part where jerma goes "WOAH, FUCK YOU, EHRHFH, BOOM"

[@venomasmark154]

Specifically around 0:04

[@peepeestorm2178]

everybody gangsta till the local streamer start speakin morse code

[@Frog101_Real]

The one person who understands Morse in chat who heard him say he was about to make ww2 look like a tea party: 😳

[@zirlok3529]

Local

[@hackerman203]

@@Frog101_Real uk in a nutshell

[@Vixov-MC]

“It works every fuckin time” *takes sip from trusty vault 13 canteen*

[@thc_freebaser]

Can we talk about how good his imitation of the classroom was

[@CallofFreaky]

“Oh ngh fuck you!” “WOOOAAAA” “Oh look out! Neegh” *explosion*

[@pantstime4529]

the aggressive swig of beer at the end is the cherry on top

[@Fanchus]

The way he swings his left arm before grabbing it is funny to me too for some reason lol

[@andrewmiles4396]

Its Down East cider and its fucking delicious

[@scottyb1300]

@@andrewmiles4396 New England gang

[@jmmjjmmjjmmj]

its like he tells the most insane psycho thing ever and then just swiftly moves away from that statement

[@АлексейВолков-и6г]

Like he's taking a vodka shot or has a sudden shoulder muscle cramp.

[@vj7248]

Everyone gangster until the substitute teacher turns into a fire alarm

[@shoganflamemasta3975]

This actually makes sense. You wouldn't hear a single soul after witnessing something like this. It would work every time.

[@dankon5578]

He literally went "00101010011" for a second there

[@Chili.P]

He sounds like that one character from fucking smiling friends lmao.

[@cats4gold]

that guy was also named Jeremy lol

[@Chili.P]

@@cats4gold holy shit he was lmfao I'm dead 💀

[@Chili.P]

@@cats4goldanyway Hope you have a good day and thanks for the heart and reply I really needed that good vibe today thb thank you :)

[@seans758]

0:10 Replay Button

[@tiredmann]

Press 4 on your numpad for shortcut

[@quickfeather]

@@tiredmann sum ppl on mobile

[@wowo316g5]

Use 0:09 instead

[@lexij2159]

God imagine being the guy who's like "remember that weird substitute teacher we had who spoke in like morse code? I wonder what he's up to now?"

[@DemoniteBL]

And then randomly seeing your substitute teacher on KZbin with millions of people watching videos about him.

[@Sans_The_Skeleton]

Then searching “Jeremy Elbertson” and you find his whole twitch channel

[@theironpancake7900]

"I was once a substitute teacher" *Chugs beer*

[@dollhana69]

The fact that he said it worked every time implies hes done this multiple times to multiple children

[@pizzarellayt]

He has. He was a substitute teacher for a middle school for a while

[@sebbyackiner]

I LOVE JERMA985

[@glikcat]

but, see, not all humans can go 'beenene beenene be be beenene' like that, jerma

[@АлексейВолков-и6г]

you just have to drink bud light for that

[@Profile__1]

Holy fuck I _wish_ I could be in high school, the classrooms a fucking jungle before the teacher gets in. We know it's a substitute so we're a little excited for a day of nothing. Then out of nowhere, IN walks Jerma985 and IMMEDIATELY starts doing that weird impossible noise. How fucking surreal would your day become.

[@spimbles]

the epitome of fantasizing

[@cartereckblad]

the classroom is an AUDIO JUNGLE?

[@chairger]

Jerma as a substitute would be unironically amazing

[@urielseptim910]

@@cartereckblad audiojungle AAAAAAAAA EEEEEEEE OOOOOOOOOO audiojungle

[@thememelord6510]

And then you wake up in a cold sweat

[@426cylinders7]

“That worked every fucking time” implying that he actually used this on students.

[@tomemeornottomeme1864]

Would you *really* be surprised if he has done this to his students?

[@beswes7907]

The inhuman manner in which he grabs that beverage is astonishing.

[@goon_ass1675]

one of the subs at my school does this, I asked her why and she said she got it from Jerma so here I am

[@elferson]

I love the way he flicks his wrist in a smooth motion before he drinks

[@merlenclownshuffles]

*FLISKS RISK AGHRRSIVLY AT CAMERA

[@voidheir]

as someone who works in an elementary school; this is solid advice, and I will be using it.

[@Rough_n_tough]

Are you saying that you can also make that noise??

[@scarletpachyderm]

how did it go?

[@dumbidiot973]

@@scarletpachyderm probably did work

[@kekula69]

Did it?

[@_chlorinesunshine]

Did it tho

[@whosaprettykitty5076]

Jerma is a rare breed of human

[@cartercox9582]

but a welcomed one

[@coolghoul8515]

something something master race

[@FabioniMacaroni]

me

[@ryanm6004]

We know

[@TheTheThe_]

@@FabioniMacaroni Yes you are 😳

[@byersxxkarate5177]

I never knew the full context of this video, and now learning that this is his logic to quiet a room full of kids makes it even funnier

[@maddym4020]

i’m so high

[@lukemckenzie0121]

But what happens if the students beep back?

[@jackpijjin4088]

All hell breaks loose.

[@knockofffatelvira335]

communication

[@sodaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

clown to clown communication

[@ostwick6991]

a black hole is created

[@stickyguyd]

you get convicted for murder

[@lintlickerize]

i need a montage of every single time he's made this noise. ive heard him do it a lot, and after i hear it, i can't fucking find it again because it was some obscure joke or some shit i just call it "the jerma beep" it brings me so much joy i don't understand why

[@rorokhorosho]

yes please oh my god i need this.

[@arthurschmidt3104]

For some reason whenever jerma makes this type of noise I crack up, please someone do this

[@Subjecttochannel]

Only other place I can think of he does this is the old "what's that sound" tf2 video

[@cats4gold]

i just heard him do a beep at the Sen's Fortress bonfire in dark souls. not the same noise but close

[@Baba-yv6ml]

I've tried to replicate this noise so many times... but I haven't been able...

[@madster01]

I broke my throat trying to do that

[@rove8620]

Are you teacher? Probably teacher-only thing

[@willmcpherson2]

he built different

[@atkvin]

@@rove8620 teacher diff

[@1ztype343]

You have to practice your noises in the shower first

[@cerealkillersheep]

ive been watching this video every time i start a new paragraph on the essay im working on (due tomorrow), and hes motivated my a lot. thank you jerma

[@AstraRoyale]

those are probably mind control frequencies he just emitted

[@Violet-2200]

0:05 How I explain something when I’m out of breath

[@xxalex423xx]

Courage the Cowardly Dog be like

[@hideyereyes4915]

@@xxalex423xx holy shit that’s priceless

[@xxalex423xx]

@@hideyereyes4915 thank

[@CarlBergsdorf]

Everyone gansta until you start speaking the language of cartoon ants.

[@emotionjournal]

Jerma Sounds like an Animal crossing character

[@viralvegetable2411]

holy shit

[@SUPERLINKX2]

he sounds more like the jiggies from Banjo Kazooie

[@phasedcloak2835]

man just: -enter a classroom -speak animal crossing -refuse to elaborate -leave wow *he's certainly got My Attention!

[@cherriblossomss]

the movements he makes along w the noise kills me off

[@Sindillermo]

I'm in college studying to be a teacher and this is the best advice i've gotten in the past 3 years

[@blueberrypimp8460]

He really said ... ..- ... .--. .. -.-. .. --- ..- ...

[@averagemale7845]

I just want a compilation of the sounds this man has made.

[@Thatsnice1245]

I peeped the horror

[@RealFernFan01]

My history and PE teacher looked so much like Jerma985 that every time I try to remember what he looked it kind of just blends in with a picture of Jerma985 I can't even really remember what he looked like because everytime I try to imagine what he looked like it just turns into a picture of Jerma985

[@tarragon3280]

Imagine having Jerma as your substitute teacher for a class one day, then finding his streams many years later

[@cochleax]

this is what you learn while getting ur teaching credentials

[@beargocrazy_]

nininininiininininnininii

[@hullian1113]

*backs off in chair* The fucking...

[@Hazelnutz3]

Ninininininibweninininine

[@Vexcenot]

jerma sends morse code to distant planets

[@MiragedMira]

Man said ...-..--.....

[@lopey5035]

Local funny man intimidates children

[@quickfeather]

everyone's surprised by his teacher sound but im more in awe of his impression of a loud highschool class

[@mcpiranha2397]

This man has power that no man should ever have

[@negativenancy3738]

Ah yes, the war cry of my people🙏

[@francescodemaglie6011]

bro really said "...././.-../.-../---"

[@shprite781]

This man has massive shoulders

[@lukemckenzie0121]

This man is massive everything

[@bretster8898]

He’s 5 foot 2

[@ghoulbuster1]

THIS GUYS IS HUGE

[@ammagon4519]

This man is FUCKED

[@r.henryjr.1533]

@@lukemckenzie0121 Well, _almost_ everything.

[@Necrogeared]

This makes me think of the noise cartoon characters make when they run in place before shooting off.

[@idot3331]

I want to meet someone who had Jerma as a substitute teacher.

[@hel2727]

he was a teacher. oh my god he was a teacher.

[@ddos3dd]

ive been playing nextbots and whenever i hear this "NEENENENNE WAUSSHUDHSUAUASANANANANAN" i get severe vietnam type flashbacks

[@alekosthecrow]

Jerma is the voices in your head. Every single voice is one of Jerma's endless personalities

[@wussupjeebs]

Why does he move his had like magician

[@wigglerlesbian]

I don't need him to say that it'd work. I know for a fact that it would. Man is casting mass silence level 99

[@dragonpng4982]

literally the sound a creature from Spore makes

[@colin_curtin]

I cant believe that sound was made by a human

[@Vegas242]

I'm actually in a class to get my substitute teachers accreditation right now and just yesterday we talked about attention getters (like the classics clap to them and they clap back to you etc.) and you already know I mentioned this video to the instructor after class

[@Qwerty-zj3rk]

He really speaking Animal Crossing.

[@austinelkins6539]

I watch this once a month.

[@RobtheMeower]

I named my fish after jerm

[@RobtheMeower]

Jerma