Jerma Plays HELLDIVERS 2 With Pokelawls, VinnyVinesauce, and Ster (Full Game Stream Edit)

the first real stream of 2024, jerma says the mac and cheese stream should come this month but to this immortal wizard time is not quantifiable.
helldivers is on ps5 and steam (pc), you shoot, you loot, but most importantly you dive
god bless ster for planning this out, jerma ster pokelawls and vinny vinesauce stream are unmatched in comedy
Jerma's Twitch ~ / jerma985
#Jerma985 #Jerma #Clips

[@MagerBlutooth]

The year is 2089. Poke has still not joined the Dill group, and Jerma's secret egg salad recipe has wiped out 60% of the Earth's population.

[@scooter7228]

i love the dynamic of vinny ster and poke together. i hope that even with jerma kinda stepping back from streaming they still do stuff together eventually

[@emmy9345]

Jerma 'stepping back' and 'retiring' from streams is Jermatalk for 'im streaming 75% as much as I used to' no need to worry I think.

[@neonbelly4]

​@@emmy9345the fog is consuming him

[@bigbeefscorcho]

@@emmy9345I really hope this is the case

[@JonathanDoe0]

@@emmy9345If I had to guess it’s probably more like 25-35%

[@CaioVictor20101]

cope @@emmy9345

[@spinosaurs6]

Jerma is the little brother you are FORCED to bring along because your mum said so, and he just follows you and your friends around doing random shit as you go. I think 90% of Jarma's shots went into inanimate objects/terrain, and dead shit

[@buss3796]

type A chatter spotted

[@Xylophytae]

As a diagnosed little brother yeah thats accurate

[@cephon6198]

Shh, dont make fun of Jerma, he's old 😢

[@ademiravdic]

he sucks ass lol

[@dudeskeela]

Stership Troopers

[@ShotgunHeroX]

stership goobers

[@depalodor]

So THAT'S where the name comes from

[@prosaic.7944]

Starshit Poopers

[@BlueRaptrrr]

16:00 "You guys have a weird dynamic"

[@bromangee4540]

Why was their dialogue this entire stream like the side conversations between your party mates in persona games????

[@elwiwi4638]

they were on something

[@ImDaBaby]

“omg they’re talking like they do in one of my japanese video games 🤓”

[@bromangee4540]

@@ImDaBaby haha yeah bro you get it! 🤜🤛 rock on big dawg!

[@walterbirdwell3675]

Yo Vinny's vod released only 8 hours before this you must have carpal tunnel from the absolute speed at which you edited this

[@bigbeefscorcho]

20:53 I don’t know how they could pull this off live but I hope Jerma actually attempts this because it sounds HILARIOUS

[@skinwalkingxd2663]

shat my pants

[@wealthybone2990]

I'm proud of you.

[@skinwalkingxd2663]

@@wealthybone2990 i'll keep at it

[@wealthybone2990]

@@skinwalkingxd2663 Good and don't let others tell you otherwise.

[@BlackGuyFromTheValveIntro]

Good job 👏

[@skinwalkingxd2663]

@@wealthybone2990 thanks, check under your pillow

[@graindeath]

i like that vin ster and poke all trade off making diaper grindr shock type jokes while jerm is perpetually Weirded Out

[@funfunfunfun6348]

Hes made his fair share of diaper jokes.

[@MissJenniJinx]

let’s goooooo my favorite streamers all together plus some lunatic

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Jerma is absolutely a Michael Scott, for the record. Well meaning clown with a heart of gold

[@Mr_Skeletal]

im so glad jerma played this, wanted to see if the game was any good and no better way to see than watch a MANIAC play it

[@lokiweb2165]

We need to inform the U.S president of the danger jerma poses to the United States of America

[@Jiub_SN]

It's great, haven't finished watching but the shops and shit is all free, you can earn the micro-transaction currency in game easily lmao

[@tobiathanj2363]

PSYCHO STREAMER defends earth from large insects and robots

[@bigbeefscorcho]

If these 3 made a podcast I’d be locked in every time they uploaded

[@solsoman102]

i think that one offhand joke from i don't even remember who about the dive being better than sprinting seriously crippled jerma for this entire stream. I'm at 1:29:50 screaming and punching my monitor while the retired streamer repeatedly kills himself by diving constantly instead of just running away from all the enemies

[@BlurkFromUtterSpace]

Everybody wants to see this happen ♪

[@blackcoat7175]

I love the added chat.

[@cheahyeah7134]

thank you for your service, i missed this stream because jerma only streams when im at work

[@branjeff1]

that’s why i quit my job to watch every jerma stream

[@CaioVictor20101]

what will you do now that he streams only once per month?@@branjeff1

[@goboreal]

melpert collab pog

[@_Lumiere_]

E3 coop showcase dialogue

[@writerintherye]

thank you, once again, for your service

[@LucklessLex]

"I like modern games where they add landmines in" famous last words from schter

[@TheSoCanadian]

They will NEVER play this again

[@jstar3382]

Maybe? Probably not on stream though

[@HC-qc5rp]

“[Powerwash Simulator] actually gives me massive anxiety” is a weird-ass thing for a grown man to say

[@nefariousgremlin7554]

So many people in chat absolutely despise the game, they're so whiny. Like seriously, it's a fun space video game, just enjoy it.

[@jrodificator1]

spamming prone without snow boots, it really is helldivers

[@BattleBunny-rf7zh]

Imma open my notepad and position it to block chat because that is hella distracting lol

[@Error-qj1my]

12:14 Launching WHAT

[@solsoman102]

i can't believe he only started actually gaming with two minutes left in the vod he really is retired

[@xnotasweatx]

Freaking adorkable

[@zahn_1244]

Jerma vs ster jerma vs ster jerma vs ster everybody wants to see this🎶

[@larry3174]

Third game on I had 55k team damage very cool!

[@gonzoreader7391]

when they were talking about the live service aspect of the game, I feel like they kinda did it dirty. I initially thought the battlepass was some money grab nonsense but the creds you pick up in the missions combined with the creds you get from the battlepass mean you wont have to spend money. also the battlepasses never expire

[@ballfart6990]

hello jerma clips comments it is i again !!!!!!!!! sorry for being late it was my birthday yesterday !!!!!! i was very busy all day so i was fast asleep when this was uploaded !!!!!! i’m currently building the lego i got for my birthday !!!!! i hope ur all having a wonderful day !!!!

[@JermaClips]

Happy birthday! Hope it was a good one!

[@ballfart6990]

@@JermaClips thank u sm jermaclips !!!!!! :D

[@FluffyPants52]

hai ballfart! happy birthday! i hope it was really nice and epic :3

[@ballfart6990]

@@FluffyPants52 hi fluffypants !!!!!!!!! thank u sm !!!!! :0 it was super nice and epic i got a super expensive lego set !!!!!!! >:3

[@FluffyPants52]

@@ballfart6990 woah that sounds super fun and exciting!! what lego set was it??

[@jacobjeleniewski8694]

Sters right im already laughing at the idea 😂

[@bigbeefscorcho]

9:54-9:55 personal timestamp

[@bigbeefscorcho]

14:52

[@D3w68]

58:15 bookmark

[@smoothgilla3203]

I love ster

[@jrodificator1]

fuck I'm gonna have to grind the hell planets again for the faction capes

[@swagmancoolkid1637]

6:01 how poorly this aged

[@yphoenix5957]

Jerma...!? I thought he was dead forever..! ;_ ;

[@jesusimpersonator1648]

why the fuck does the thumbnail look like they're in a business pitch meeting for the guys new pizza place

[@ArchOwl]

no object permanence andy

[@thedirectvguy7058]

I know I'm commenting way late but the dynamics of these 4 mesh so well together, and for some reason I feel like poke just ties the whole thing together. I love poke. idk guys im really high

[@caralambson]

Dish is better than DirectV

[@corypringleton8454]

My guy does there really need to be an ad every 2 minutes?

[@BlueRaptrrr]

22:50

[@bitterweet5115]

what do u guys thing ballfondler is up to rn

[@zachrowe6271]

Fondling (ball maybe heehee)

[@odile2odette]

playing with they balls

[@ixthizzar]

To watch this or NL's first, what a conundrum...

[@clawme3332]

It's a shame these guys think the game isn't great and the progression is bad because they've done no reading about the game. Yeah at the beginning when you're getting like 2 medals for a 0 difficulty mission and then seeing the last page of the bp needing 1000 medals it looks bad but it's like none of them bothered to read how the bp works.

[@MakingPancakes]

To be fair 99% of live service games are exactly like that so I don't blame them for just assuming but knowing that this is one of the good ones and hearing that was quite disheartening, I have been playing non stop for the last 3 days lol it's a blast

[@OliviaOnline]

I dont understand the reason some viewers want to read the chat. If anyone feels like explaining, i would appreciate it

[@rorywatt9752]

HS THIS MAN CAN NOT PLAY A SHOOTER

[@Mercy98527]

this is a long ass clip

[@nurtington]

is that faceapp vinny in the thumbnail

[@who_what_ever]

🪨

[@wealthybone2990]

Let's go Helldivers 2 with the group! Honestly how did Poke manage to be in this group, he seems random to me.

[@manashieldmedia]

He's become friends with the pack recently. Played Lethal Company and was in the House Flipper Invitational partnered with Ster. He's one of my favorite streamers and I'm so happy he's joined the JermaVerse

[@kenshiku]

@@manashieldmedia Recently? You guys ok? Poke has been there for quite a while. "He seems random to me" Sounds like you haven't watched any of them lol, especially with Vinny and Ster there.

[@wealthybone2990]

​@@manashieldmediaMakes sense I just never expected Poke to be lol.

[@wealthybone2990]

​​@@kenshikuHow? I've watched all of them the longest and Poke definitely isn't the longest one there, I'm doubting if you even watched them? Idk I mean I'm fine with poke hanging with them but to me he seems out of place especially with who he's friends with.

[@manashieldmedia]

​@@kenshiku You ok? Yes. Within the last year. Recently.

[@krow9842]

Bullet drop in ARMA 3, just sayin...

[@jujist9986]

Bruh the added chat is awful...

[@JermaClips]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/jGW6hJ5mlMSMkMU

[@Swigalig]

incorrect

[@ballfart6990]

then post ur own version without chat !!!!! jermaclips always has chat and i think it’s an amazing feature there is no need to be rude to someone that’s posting for others pleasure !!!!!! >:(

[@_Lumiere_]

​@@ballfart6990 chat is why I tend to watch jerma clips over cheltie, even if cheltie is also really good at editing

[@ballfart6990]

@@_Lumiere_ i love cheltie !!!!! they do make very good edits but with some streams the chat makes them sm better !!!!!!! :3

[@bughouse1521]

Why does Jerma always stream with other people now a days? He’s was more funny than all of them! He should really stream on his own more instead of thinking he needs to rely on some randos

[@heaven8mysoul]

why are you so angry at the world. let the man have friends

[@xanatanuwu]

>randos >Vinesauce ight bro

[@meiji..]

pressed?

[@moronicalmeister]

Touch ass

[@ballfart6990]

r u not aware that a person can actually enjoy other ppls presence ? :( even if it’s a foreign feeling to u there’s no need to spread it to others !!! :(

[@ZuckerbergsAi]

ster is kind of a weird guy, super controlling and quick to yell. seems like a spiteful person. ive been watching jerma for a while, i understand why Jerma and him broke up for a while. he would definitely cut off contact just for missing a DnD session.

[@gtfafm1036]

I love Jerma but this stream was ass. He's just acting the whole time, hamming it up to a degree that's not even funny. Over and over he does the most predictable thing

[@poagy]

i ate 4 people yesterday, God bless 💕