JERMANIA 2014!

[@XiaoAndyPugMan]

Santa was hiding under the ring for "probably three hours." Pac-Man went under the ring to find a chair; afterwards, he simply stood there, staring at nothing. Almost as if he saw something he wasn't supposed to see. What was Santa doing down there?

[@giantotter319]

Well he had that sledgehammer there, so.... . . . . . . . . . ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@XiaoAndyPugMan]

Santa Claus is coming tonight

[@RegalRoyalWasTaken]

Oh god...

[@SmileytheSmile]

Mister Sneakman was involved.

[@xbighoganx]

He was giving the kids a present...

[@ScarletSho]

I love how serious he makes this seem like an actual wrestling federation. That takes commitment.

[@CyberDragoon656]

Scarlet Sho hopefully we something like Shpeemaggedon

[@deletedwaffles]

I've listened to other people try to commentate on WWE games and it's not nearly as entertaining to watch as a Jermania or jerma Rumble.

[@bandicootsav2270]

What do you mean? It isn’t a real wrestling federation?

[@SergioSource]

"It costed 7 and a half thousand dollars" how prophetic

[@a.nonymous5004]

Foreshadowing to the max

[@guigs828]

Sorry if I sound fuck faced but what does that foreshadow?

[@SergioSource]

guigs potato that's around how much the live action jerma rumble costed to produce

[@guigs828]

+SergioSource Oh

[@Dyl_Cam]

Where does he say that. And wtf did he spend that much on lmao

[@axiom6031]

I like how Obama showed up but didn't participate in any of the events.

[@gamefillip9662]

He's in jerma rumble 1

[@gamefillip9662]

Oh wait I'm dumb I get what you're saying

[@SuperCompany007]

Maybe he was gonna do a 4v1 against the Byeahs.

[@gameguru1234]

He had to pardon the turkey

[@Crawver]

He was jermas wingman. Jerma just brought him along to show just how much power he truly has.

[@SuperDi_]

Just let 12:18 sink in. There is a fight between: The Turkey Santa Claus The Chicken The Egg A 30s Milkman and the 8th President of the United States Martin Van Buren I just wish Wrestling was this creative now a days.

[@carpet163]

It's too funny the way he introduced them.

[@benprint7615]

WWE been real quiet since this dropped.

[@believeitornotnotabot3056]

all the big holidays, Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, Easter, Milk day, the day celebrating the 8th President of the United states Martin Van Buren all the classics

[@DJstarrfish]

4:32 Silly shpee, you can't equip the homewrecker.

[@danielleath4233]

Ohh shpee, why didnt you use the dead ringer...

[@kamuii2732]

Myconix I have 2 Homewreckers xD

[@Sircatspoopalot]

Myconix Can you blame him, he probably just came from a Randomizer server.

[@crazyj10agains]

I legitimately find these more entertaining than the actual WWE.

[@n8isgr8est]

Well I mean the first match is Gabe Newell versus Sonic and Pacman... soooo...

[@Jonny11890]

yeah me too! I love the effort that goes into these WWE videos...the goofy ass stories and pseudo rivalries...this is, and I do mean this 100% sincerely, some great work! quality entertainment!

[@KemoEnjoyer]

Every time one of these vids comes out, my friends and I talk about the weird ass shit in them at school lol

[@deandingus7160]

It's way more entertaining than WWE

[@Bofrab]

Dude in these you get to see a 30s milkman beat up a Grandpa, a fight between 4 drunk Byeahs fighting over 1 Mic Donald’s happy-meal , and a man made of glue. Also there are no rules so...

[@TurdFurgeson275]

When grandpa says "YEAAAAH" I lose my shit every time.

[@AJewInTexas]

+Brendan Stanford (Peteledete) The flailing of the limbs really help out too.

[@TurdFurgeson275]

3rdOfficerTaylor Indeed it does.

[@tankbear8424]

"YOU THINK I'M A SHITTY CHARACTER? YOU THINK I'M A SHITTY CHARACTER?! *table smash* "YEEEEAAAAH"

[@jaxonnobles]

My favourite part is easily when The Chicken gets fucking 50 feet body slammed by The Turkey, who then like fucking 0.2 seconds later gets attacked from behind by Martin Van Buren.

[@Guruc13]

@@jaxonnobles Remarkable coordination on the wrestlers' part

[@ttv0]

Pacman, like had a fucking stroke in the middle of the match

[@theflyingcatz]

"The egg'll probably be in another video in about 3 years..." The egg for Jerma Rumble 2017

[@a.nonymous5004]

I think it's safe for the egg to be in every rumble 'cept jermarumble 196

[@spoder22]

He's in Jerma Rumble Live!

[@LargeToastie]

+ElMuchachoJumbo ...for a few seconds

[@steckner]

I think Jerma Rumble 196 took place in the Coliseum and was basically a gladiatorial mash-up of Greek gods, random Roman senators, and a small band of grumpy Christians

[@zainnaqvi2711]

Demon lord Xeraxos is actually byeah #666

[@jeremytitus9519]

Actually a fact

[@hazz62]

This is by far, better than WWE.

[@midoriyee]

yup

[@noizman5562]

Fax

[@Brilhantina9]

Bradley Valentine Glueman is Love, Glueman is Life

[@MrMuselk]

I would seriously love to see jerma commentate in some WWE matches.

[@SpyCrabsUnite]

hi :3

[@Timewarp787]

Muselk!

[@techead1177]

I don't even watch wrestling and I agree with you :3

[@MrMuselk]

Mr.Spycrab Inducing Disguise Kit Hi

[@MrMuselk]

Timewarp787

[@-alif7188]

Jerma Character looks like discount John Cena.

[@LydCal999]

DOO DO DO DOOOOOO

[@byeah7889]

+Catouve Byeah

[@felixLucretius]

I think you mean John Cena is discount Jerma.

[@forkman7077]

More like Jerm cema

[@doozy5184]

AND HIS NAME IS *JEREMY ELBERTSON!*

[@Shibby]

This is one of my favorite videos of yours Jerma. Really proud of all the things you have accomplished and hope you continue to grow and grow! Love you bud!!!

[@ThePickaxe57]

Waitwaitwait, Maela is Shibby? .-.

[@ThePickaxe57]

My brain just broke. How did I not know?! I watch Shibz all the time!

[@ThePickaxe57]

Oh. Thanks/

[@MegaDrummerboy2009]

WHY IS EVERYBODY SAYING MA3LAA IS SHIBBY BECAUSE HE'S NOT THE LIES END NOW

[@TheCarrots101]

Irken Invader Logan Rybak not even. have you seen the videos of maela's and shibbys face? and how they're different? and also how shibby is not that good (no offense shibby) at tf2? and how maela is arguably the best soldier there is? see the pattern?

[@morkomori9617]

I almost fucking teared up watching this again in 2021 cause I watched this with my dad when it came out and we both just kept losing it laughing, and life like really fucking sucks for me right now, it just makes reminds me of a time when life was real chill.

[@undercovermonster]

keep your head up man

[@MrJavier1223]

My condolences, I hope life gets better. My best wishes

[@grogg3285]

I'm a year late but I hope you're staying strong.

[@TheGrayMysterious]

Jerma should consider a career as a sports broadcaster, he's really good at this.

[@jonathanhackett3405]

He's always been pretty good at voicework.

[@cpowelson9228]

+Bazooka Yoshi he is a voice actor

[@compute6324]

i love jerma's SHPEE voice.

[@klutz3955]

+The Fact Sphere who doesnt

[@thesuperpierre59]

it’s 2016 ….. i’m patiently waiting for the new jerma rumble .

[@urbanbourbon3905]

Same...

[@Lobertherp]

yeh

[@mememan9061]

Me too

[@samfitzz3]

Yeah

[@Lobertherp]

pls jermy-moo

[@just_call_me_joe]

"I had picked up the steel chair, I headed over to my spiky haired blue friend who was holding back our opponent. Just as I was about to make my move there was a bright flash of light. I began having horrible flashbacks. I remember that summer afternoon where I was heading down the road on my skateboard, I tripped over a rock and smashed my head into a tree. Before that I had been attacked by a bird and sprayed by an angry hot dog salesman. Another bright flash of light, I was fighting off a gigantic spider, after that some weird ass robot lookin' thing ate the wrong peace of candy and we all exploded. Another bright flash, that was probably because of the bomb though. Nevertheless I was now back in my earliest years, high school, all my attempts to play my favorite arcade games were in vain since I didn't have enough fruit. For some reason in stead of money we used food as currency... high school was weird. Suddenly, after another flash of light, I was back in the arena, Gabe had pinned Sonic. I was too late to save him. We lost and it was all because of me... I look back on that day as a grim reminder of what happens when I let my thoughts run wild... Clyde is looking at me funny again. I'm gonna go kick his ass."

[@TheAlmightyPootis]

This has me literally in tears

[@NoobSaibotSludge]

Favourite comment of all time

[@CyberDragoon656]

Dr. TryHard DINKLEBERG >:(

[@tapgg9566]

+Dr. TryHard 10 outa 10 m8

[@funnemanboy]

This is the best comment ever

[@SeriousPeopleStudios]

The whole Jerma vs. Glue-Man fight I thought STAR_ was going to swoop in and kill Glue-Man and steal the final fight. I mean, that would make it Jerma vs. STAR_. And EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THAT HAPPEN.

[@NeoNetwork4011]

XD

[@SpySappingMySandvich]

Oh I forgot to mention- Boo-is-in-the call!

[@SophiaLilithUwU]

I could imagine that. Star rocket jumps onto the stage and market gardeners Glueman while Jerma utilises his Brass Beast, Gibus Hoovy powers to fight Star who just jumps around in a circle.

[@jam3673]

DarklordAbraxas To be honest, when they talked about Captain Crunch not showing up, I predicted Captain Crunch to come in during the match with JERMA VERSUS GLUE MAN! JERMA VERSUS GLUE MAN! NOBODY REALLY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN! Eh, less catchy...

[@Morec0]

"Batboy is supposed to be dead!" Deepest lore.

[@midnightcthulhu5551]

backstage match? more like byeahckstage match. i'll see myself out.

[@clemsonfan322scstrong]

Midnight Cthulhu get the BYEAH out

[@BetaGunslinger]

Do you think the Byeahs will have their own Jerma Rumble? A 20-man byeah-fest?

[@Dorelaxen]

Byeah.

[@abbadon6441]

Heck byeah!!

[@CSharpBeats]

Compass Rose hell byeah bro

[@OfficialNex6]

Hell fucking byeah, bro.

[@andre429]

A Rumbyeah?

[@MyNameIsNotSam]

this was better than last years actual wrestlemania they should hire you to be a full time commentator

[@scottydotty2231]

why your comment is in every video I watch?WTF?

[@johnleemcmulln2168]

glue man looks like that one Jedi

[@XxMasterSasorixX]

Ki-Adi-Mudai ??

[@XxMasterSasorixX]

***** of course how could i get that wrong

[@boyo.s]

10:45 Grandpa's victory cry floors me every time

[@asimplekoala6687]

Wow. The Jerma Rumble series would make for an excellent drama TV show. So many tense moments, a surprising amount of character development, especially for characters who are meant to be simple jokes, lots of entertaining commentary and many battles that rival the intensity and action of many anime battles.

[@baxterrhodes7542]

IT IS I! GLUEMAN!

[@bluein_]

JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE IT HAPPEN JERMA VS STAR

[@vissova]

I gotta say, it really bothers me that these Jermania videos aren't more popular.

[@eins2001]

+vissova as long as people enjoy it, I am sure Jerma is happy c:

[@ttv0]

Could you imagine Jerma getting huge and have his fanbase turn into pewdiepies?

[@fiery1625]

Say what now? Minecraft is beck ageyn...

[@SuperCompany007]

This is the best video series i have ever seen.

[@arvidbergman]

Sadly these series are pretty much dead. At least for now.

[@paintrain7066]

+Arvid Bergman he said it may be back around spring time in a KZbin comment section

[@arvidbergman]

Shblooby Does Stuff k. It's Summer right now.

[@xanatanuwu]

LIVE ACTION JERMA RUMBLE IS OUT!!!!

[@InfernoHound]

In that briefcase was the greatest prize of all. A new hat.

[@C_hoffmanni]

Or Jerma Bucks!

[@originalname8123]

***** Well that's...UNUSUAL...plsdn'tbeatmeup¡-¡

[@Minecrap13HatesAnime]

or... NOTHING!

[@RattyRattington]

It was definitely Jerma's secret pancake recipe...

[@Minecrap13HatesAnime]

DeadlyCreatureGames : O I would kill for that

[@chapinmc2]

I paid my subscription to the JWF Network. I'm expecting to see live events like "Jermaslam", "Ster_vivor Series" and "TLC Stealth".

[@JayGoofMasters]

Don't forget Spee-limanation chamber.

[@JayGoofMasters]

And Boo-tle ground.

[@TheLunasticks]

And No MA3-LOUT

[@ScarletSho]

What about The Egg-treme Rules?

[@UndermanBrian]

also bat-lash

[@gabetronson7546]

These jerma wrestling videos are are forever KZbin classics

[@hermaeus_jackson]

I feel bad for Glue Man.

[@Taistokapula]

I don't

[@CosmicAstroDuck]

nuutti vainio dude he bleed from his forehead!

[@Deko__]

He doesn't feel pain tho

[@CosmicAstroDuck]

Gentle Stallion Ohh yea i forgot, but where does the blood come from?!?!?!

[@Aeghamedic]

CosmicAstroDuck From the artificial blood packs placed in his glue by the Nazi scientists who created him.

[@RedcoatGaming]

Man, this video makes me want to get a wrestling game

[@devilspy1124]

BUT REMEMPER MAKE THE VOICE BE JERMA AND DOWNLOAD THE JERMA V FOR STUPID MOMENTS XP

[@Dabeux]

Hermann Fegelein Your grammar killed the video.

[@Dabeux]

Hermann Fegelein No, I was talking about the capitalization and the missed period. By the way, have you ever heard of humor?

[@Pralco]

THE GRAMMAR NAZIS WARRRRRRRR! Cuz everyone cares about your grammar guys C:

[@devilspy1124]

TheBox well yeah he probably takes evrythink serious

[@HelenaRedgrave]

I just want to point out it's about time for Jermania 2015 :3

[@TomyLopex]

I hope the main event is a three way between Captain Crunch, Lord Gaben and that cheating Pencil. Gabe desevers that spot.

[@RRRR-R-R2]

TomyBoi Dont forget the Be brave piece of shits guy

[@captainosu2094]

TomyBoi dont forget The KZbin Championship is on the line between GlueMan Degrossi and Burgah Boy

[@JaredIsLemons]

Logan Dekiller Frank Pizza vs. Glue Man, winner can go back to the Celtics

[@telephonefan4559]

Blank Space genius

[@BuffWalrus]

I got here at fast as I could.

[@ajanijama]

OR DID YOU?

[@BuffWalrus]

Uh, yeah, I did...

[@ninja2566]

You saw the light?

[@monochrome3003]

ninja2566 We all did

[@Janfon1]

Gotta go fast. Pacman was 2slow.

[@Serucipe]

Dang... The Egg's wife is hot...

[@smallfeetmcgee]

isn't that captain crunches wife?

[@shyguy54321]

+TheFugiapple12 eggs wife now

[@soundefexgaming523]

Are u saying she's hot cos someone is cooking her

[@MacStatic]

I swear to god there better be 15 more of these in 2015.

[@InkRose]

Glorious.

[@damianher7443]

Your into this?

[@jimmyrussels888]

Damian Her Who isn't?

[@firesinheaven]

***** yes

[@a.o.harman]

i have seen you comment in so many jerma vids

[@dronesrunderrated5882]

Pootis

[@Halloweensmasher]

12:30 An obvious metaphor for 19th century industrialism.

[@ivopizano5117]

This video actually got me crying of laughter I love Jerma holy shit

[@maxbeuvelet8904]

Ivo De Gortari 10:48 was awsome

[@atagon1]

The YEEEEAAAAAAH and shake grandpa does at 10:45 never fails to crack me up on rewatches. Something about Jerma's voice and the way he wiggles like a lunatic is the funniest shit ever

[@Chayification]

was that the stig who punched Grandpa from the crowd?

[@jonasbechtold]

No, it was STAR_

[@captainmelons2187]

Hey what are you doing here?

[@randomperson6324]

Captain Melons maybe hes watching a vid? :O

[@RafeSanger]

Vindiel Hellsing I was pretty suprised to see Chay here too....

[@Aurabrony42]

why didnt STAR_ voice STAR_?

[@JoJoMadara]

Oh God! Grandpa losing his shit at the announcers and audience was just hilarious! Jerma! You never cease to make my stomach hurt

[@Insaneisaac9]

This should be a monthly thing.

[@lonestar2337]

Or weekly.

[@rubabi]

Or daily.

[@swagglymelrick]

or hourly.

[@gibbisplat4489]

Loy Waters or minutely

[@tigra9430]

GibusLord9015 Or Secondly

[@MsSuperjj18]

Jermania LIVE from Jermany

[@Culturerism]

or a toilet seat.

[@jbangslam]

Hehe you got 69 likes lol

[@MsSuperjj18]

its funny because google+ fucked up the comments thing I didn't even know this got so many likes ^^

[@NukePower217]

I want Astronaut Star_ vs Jerma 985!!!! I'm not the only one....EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN!

[@mememan9061]

He is right

[@whatareyoufuckinggay2157]

JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR VS STAR EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN JERMA VS STAR JERMA VS STAR VS STAR

[@TheGoodGeneral59]

Canis Major24 KIRMIT VS. CAR!!! KIRMIT VS. CAR!!! EVERYBODY WANTS TO SEE THIS HAPPEN!!! KIRMIT VS. CAR!!!

[@ChapuleTaylor]

And Boo is in the call.

[@TheGoodGeneral59]

Ya know, don't say swears

[@rokasluksys7619]

I think Jerma isn't making another Jerma wrestling video untill WWE 2k16

[@Feksen1]

+Rokas Luksys Well he should do that

[@Feksen1]

+Dananator101 because of two things: 1. It would make sense due to this being made in WWE 2k15 2. We would love to see it

[@rokasluksys7619]

Dananator101​ it was made in 2k14, 15 doesn't have the create a story

[@Feksen1]

+Rokas Luksys oh ok. See I don't play them so I didn't know soz

[@TheConnoiseurofTheArtofSnort]

+Rokas Luksys why do they make so many of this and why are all of this so shitty

[@giffica]

So far there is no event that has achieved the pure bliss that this has given me.

[@teeby2037]

the fucking gabe newell vs sonic fight still leaves me in tears 8 years later. absolutely phenomenal

[@DrunkenCoward1]

"The Chicken" and "The Turkey" are like "King" and "Armor King".

[@striv4215]

I'm 100% sure that Glueman is based off that one Jedi who was gunned down in Revenge of the Sith.

[@gadunka888]

I knew I couldn't be the only person thinking this...

[@Bakagiraffes]

Both of you are fucking scouts..

[@ColinJWiens]

The name's Ki-adi-mundi

[@gadunka888]

It's the Great Scoot Hivemind at work :)

[@malhekai]

***** thats dirty

[@ProfessorJstn]

I started dying when PAC man blew a gasket

[@calvinli9151]

RIP in pepperoni.

[@ProfessorJstn]

Restaroni in pepperoni

[@Shilag]

I would love to see a "Making of" for these. Honestly, I don't know this "game" or how it works, and I have no idea how much you can control or how you're even getting these crazy scenarios to occur. It's just ridiculous. Really would like to see how this is all done, these are some of your funniest videos by far!

[@robrober2]

Who needs Smackdown or WWE when you can watch JEMRMANIA!!!

[@EthanEthanEthanEthanEthan]

You realise that Smackdown is part of WWE?

[@BaronBranflakes]

I think Jerma should be the next next WWE Sportscaster... Because at least in WWE, he would know what would happen. *bum bum tss*

[@Ultimator2468]

Brandon Clifton He can't, WWE is a PG network :3

[@Moldeyawsome12]

Everyone is watching Mayweather v. Pacquiao, and I'm just sitting here watching Jerma Rumbles

[@McStebb]

10:20 Possible new challenger? The Blackstronaut.

[@quigglesmcgiggles]

It was STAR_ from the last Jerma Rumble

[@crestgamez]

So so swag. Eat this.

[@lorddank4110]

***** Haha! Hi Crest

[@Anad110]

That was Star

[@McStebb]

Mason Quigley Oh, right. Forgot about that little detail.

[@ArianaH3ART]

I think Pacman was high on power pellets.

[@Alistocrat]

"I kinda just like to watch" -Bill, 2014

[@420deadcount]

These are my most anticipated videos i have ever watched on youtube. These take priority over anything that is uploaded. Dont stop making these

[@mebezaccraft]

5:32 But Pacman just couldn't handle the pressure. What if he had to make a decision? What if a crucial outcome fell under his responsibility? He had never been trained for that! No, this couldn't go any way except badly. The right thing to do now, Pacman thought to himself, is to wait. Nothing will hurt me. Nothing will break me. In here, I can be happy, forever. I will be happy. Pacman waited. Hours passed. Then days. Had years gone by? He no longer had the ability to tell. But the one thing he knew for sure, beyond any doubt, was that if he waited long enough, the answers would come.

[@CSharpBeats]

mebezaccraft end deep quote.

[@wawayalert]

Pac-Man Parable

[@ProfessionalSpectre]

I feel like Jerma Rumble 4 is reaching Half-Life 3-like status.

[@redcom25]

From what I've read, we can expect something in this upcoming May

[@Frodudus]

+redcom25 **Delayed**

[@wobblesman4316]

+redcom25 it's past may. I think we may have to ask again,

[@wobblesman4316]

+redcom25 well he has 2 days to do if

[@5-iwnl-596]

+K Bates it's come

[@ElysianAura]

THE HYPE TRAIN NEVER STOPS.

[@peterv367]

Best... Video.... ever..... 11/0! I luv jerma! :D

[@edgeIord]

You mean 11/sheep would ye?

[@peterv367]

yeeah..................

[@edgeIord]

Why hello Burgah Boy...

[@APimpNamedSlickack]

11/10 it was ok

[@peterv367]

APimpNamedSlickback 0 /5 best thing ever

[@Rey-eq4vq]

Look at that man there, he's made out of glue. you gotta scare him away with some supa glue, gotta find away inside of that case, hope to god you dont become a disgrace you gotta wrestle, that's what you gotta do, you gotta wrestle TWO, TWO TWO shitty characters, gonna give it too ya, gonna come around to school ya. Got the case, I'm the Ace, I'll punch your face, Cause I'm great!

[@itssodarkoutside4661]

You, you just ruined this whole video..

[@tls083097]

***** I can't just stop it when its already in motion.

[@charliezhang7468]

What are you talking about? Just delete the clip!

[@karimiz3583]

Jerma is absolutely my favorite content creator

[@Runetwist77]

The Spy's signature move should be The Bakestaybe

[@talkinfishb0ne132]

He did it with the sledgehammer... Which crushed Gordon Freeman's spine.

[@warpatato]

Talkin Fishbone It's not just any sledgehammer. It's actually the homewrecker.

[@bigs5078]

There is a Finisher in the game called the Backstabber, where a guy is behind his opponent, jumps on their back knees pointing up, and drive themself into the mat, causing the other person to get the knees into the opponents back.

[@5onik101]

3 characters on the ring. Half Life 3 confirmed

[@daxbloodrose001]

Lol

[@silvy3047]

Gabe Newell won. Half Life 3 delayed.

[@VictorCardena3]

Joker lol

[@TheNonfaktor]

STAR_ should have been in there

[@pyroland90]

HE TECKICALLY WAS IN THE VIDEO

[@Koogai]

Yeah,he was the astronaut.

[@Rhino-n-Chips]

I still have no idea where the Egg or Glue man came from.

[@suspicioususer]

4000 Subs: Computer Set-Up Video: and Who is THE EGG??!!

[@Toxin8Gaming]

Type in "who is the egg" on youtube and you will find the vid

[@SnipeHear1]

***** This leaves me with more questions than answers

[@BodywiseMustard]

'30s Milkman is a perfect character. It's better than so many characters which are just busy characters.

[@sorenandreas2k]

That lip sync is hilarious.

[@FiremanJR02]

This might be the best video you have ever made Jerma! I loved it!

[@CrisFowler01]

mind blow 30's milkman is mlg grandpa's younger self

[@eins2001]

+BatBaneBoo ... my god...

[@Ironmaidenportugal]

10:12 the most Hilarious part.

[@Crashpunk]

Gordon freeman running down and punching Gabe is the perfect way show our frustration with half-life 3 :)

[@safoma]

Oh my fucking god, when Big Boy Byeah was hit by the biker byeah and it switched to GTA IV I fucking started crying with laughter.

[@D3rpyman2000]

Jermamania 2014 > Wrestlemania 30

[@BrendanGeormer]

It has been more than a year. Jerma, please.

[@Stroodler]

How did Jerma do this? Are these let preset gamemodes he can do? Like does he determine what everyone does like the Byeahs fighting backstage and the shitty characters coming in early and Jerma spying on Glueman? Or is it all random and he has no idea what's going to happen?

[@goosemcloose1654]

Naw

[@mrthelovepanda]

Clearly he films it all live and edits it to make it look like a video game

[@Stroodler]

The Flying Deutschman These are serious questions. I've never played the game before so I wouldn't know.

[@ehakan99]

Actually, WWE games are very open about character creation, moveset creation and sequence creation.

[@mrthelovepanda]

FMAEdwardFMA I'd be more interested in how he even dreams up these videos. Was jerma just playing a WWE one day and thought to himself "I should shoutcast Ma3la fighting Captain Crunch. that'd make a great video"

[@darthsauron255]

"The egg went to dinner with his wife." Is such a funny line imo.

[@themechanist7875]

Gordon Freeman punched Gabe Newell in the face for not making his next game.

[@skim3163]

Every time I watch this, I shed a single manly tear when he says the 30's Milkman is the shittiest character!

[@paper-mario-wiki]

There needs to be a Jerma Wrestling Federation wiki to keep track of all these characters.

[@deletedwaffles]

The fact that I can call out most of the roster in this video is very telling of how much Jerma I've watched.

[@firehill56]

Please... never stop making these

[@AJewInTexas]

The Santa-Milkman feud started because of all the people to forget, it was the Milkman who forgot to leave out the milk and cookies on Christmas Eve.

[@TheMadwomen]

Mind. Blown.

[@krd24551]

This guy is a goddamn master of using this game's shitty create a story.

[@NoMoreNever]

I've been binge watching all the Jermania videos and its been a blast! XD

[@RattyRattington]

the briefcase had the secret pancake recipe in it.

[@seansmith1212]

half way through and this is by far your best video, do you plan on making this a series?

[@Toxin8Gaming]

He has already made 2 others of these

[@seansmith1212]

i know, i just want to know if it will be regular, like every couple of months

[@Mutaburasaurus]

Toxin8 What are they called? Not sure if I have seen them.

[@BodywiseMustard]

I love that Freeman has betrayed Newell TWICE, now.

[@rrhuntington]

"What kinda' Fuckin' Sorcery is going on in the crowd right now?!"

[@Phil-dx8xq]

Is there a factory somewhere that mass-produces bweahs?

[@littulv]

+Phil Mckendall JR. Nope, they are all handcrafted.

[@AJewInTexas]

+Phil Mckendall JR. Actually yes there is. There are many in fact. They're called Harley-Davidson dealerships.

[@bustedcookout1574]

they can also be found at random gas stations in arizona

[@OneGrumpyCat]

When two Byeahs love each other very much, they decide to gorge themselves on cheeseburgers. Then they fall asleep and multiply like cells.

[@nlicky]

Jerma's WWE videos are definitely entertaining, so this series of events in Jermania 2014 was fun to watch. The editing and voiceover was done really well and is as entertaining as good wrestling can be. The new characters and events done were also great, since a typical Royal Rumble can be fun but having a set of different events is more interesting along with the fun cutscenes. So all in all, great work in making this video along with a huge amount of variety and quality time spent making something wrestling related fun to watch.

[@MuffinSparkle]

Calling your company "Federation", it implies that it is either an agency or a nation. Does the winner get to temporarily lead the nation? If so, we're all fucked when Granpa or the Egg wins.

[@Toxin8Gaming]

It is also used in a lot of company names idiot like the wrestle mania federation

[@MuffinSparkle]

Toxin8 Your argument becomes invalidated and childish when you call the opposing debate "Idiot", and you try to pick apart what was meant as a humorous comment.

[@gallowscalibrator8314]

MuffinSparkle Yes in debate teams you get docked a lot of points if you insult the other because it proves you have nothing to argue you over except saying the other isn't smart enough to make his debate.

[@shteatinggrin]

MuffinSparkle And you expect something in the internet

[@MuffinSparkle]

GiganProductions He's not nearly as bad as most of the idiots or fanboys that I get on most videos.

[@robertcampbell8814]

The Burger Bet Meanwhile, in an alternate universe where burgers are everything. We see our heros; provolone and swiss. they are sitting at their favorite burger restaurant, butter burger. as they are finishing up their 3rd lunch, Provolone asks his good friend a question. “Hey swiss, you gonna finish your 2nd deluxe burger...or am i gonna have to finish it up? Provolone says this because in the past Swiss would bite off more than he could chew, and Provolone would have to finish it. (not that he had a problem with that) Swiss replies with “well of course im gonna finish it, thats why i ordered it, do you need me to finish yours?” as he says in a joking rebuttal. and the friends continue eating and drinking there culver's root beer and burgers with fries. But then when they were done Provolone spoke up again “but seriously man, you would not believe the amount of times I finished one of your meals because you ordered too much. with Swisses reply, “Hey man that was the past me, i'm a changed man...and i bet i could even eat more burgers than you!” Provolone was shocked and was stunned for a few seconds, but then gets an idea. “oh yeah! is that so, i bet you're bluffing”, “No im not i can prove it to you” said swiss. “i bet ya i can eat 2,000 burgers in 1 week!” yelled swiss! the entire restaurant stopped talking and just stared in awe at the aduisatity that was just spoken. provolone was shocked again, but then said “ok..i take your bet, 2,000 burgers eaten by next week, it starts tomorrow. Swiss then said “oh ya, what happens if i do eat all 2,000 burgers” Provolone forgot about this part in making bets, so he just said “oh why 400,000 French fries of course.” The crowd gasped in the shear amount of french fries. “all right, then its a deal!” the friends shook their hands in this FRIendly competition. Provolone wished him luck on his burger eating and exited the restaurant. Later that night Swiss went to the Burger counter store, and borrowed a burger counter because he will need it for his adventure that starts tomorrow. Swiss wonders if what he did was wise or not. but then he remembered that he gets to eat a lotta burgers. And so for the next couple of days our Hero Swiss was eating and eating burgers, he was eating all types of burgers. he was eating burgers, bacon burgers, bacon cheeseburgers, triple steak burgers, cheap burgers, expensive burgers, burger burgers, you name it! he was 2 days in now and he only took 3 hours of sleep a day. People were noticing that he was actually doing quite impressive. Provolone still thought that he couldn't make it to 2,000 burgers, he said “Its impossible no one in our league has been able to do that, he won't make it”. it was his 3rd day in and when he was eating breakfast he noticed people walking up to him saying words of encouragement saying stuff like “come on Swiss you can do it”, “yeah Man! you got this!” “i would like a burger with extra fries, oh wait your not the cashier” “mommy thats the guy in the newspaper, do you really think he can eat that many burgers?” and other encouraging words. This gave Swiss happiness and the push to keep eating his 2nd breakfast. he was at roughly 750 burgers and still needed a lot more to go. more days went by, Swiss was still eating burgers, all day, everyday. he was eating more cheap burgers so he could eat more burgers to his burger quota. he felt like this was cheating, but he needed the numbers. Provolone was surprised that Swiss had made it this far, if he did end up eating 2,000 burgers, he would have to give Swiss 400,000 french fries, that was almost ⅓ of all his french fries! Provolone didn't want to lose that many french fries, so he was starting to make plans on how he can outsmart Swiss and rig the burger eating in his favor, “this will take some thinking” said Provolone. Swiss was six days in and his burger count was about 1,200ish, he was running on 2 hours of sleep a night because he was eating burgers too much. just when he thought he couldn't go on any more, when he reached his limits, and he was at breaking point!!! He ordered some root beer and everything was fine. He then spent the rest of his afternoon eating burgers. Meanwhile back at Provolones house, he has come up with a plan. instead of losing a lot of his french fries, he would give him...Vegan veggie Fries! They look like normal french fries, but taste like those veggie chicken nuggets. and since they are so terrible they are abundant. so Provolone gathered up 400,000 veggie fries to give to swiss, if he did win. The plan was fool proof “no one would think there veggie fries, since everyone hates them...except those fri trolls that make them to balance the eating economy, don't worry fri trolls, they will never catch you”. He then proceed to go to his room to sleep so he could see if swiss won tomorrow. Swiss woke up early in the morning so he could get a head start on eating lots of burgers. He was at 1,750 burgers and only needed 250 more! he then proceed to eat more burgers in the afternoon. he just kept eating and eating till the late afternoon. Finally at 6:00 pm he was on his last 10 burgers and there was a small crowd there to help cheer him on. as they were shouting things like “come on swiss, you got this!” “only a few more burgers to go” and other words of kindness. Provolone was there, but even though he knew we was gonna lose his bet, he was very happy for Swiss for eating 2,000 burgers. He then starts to reconsider actually giving him the Veggie fries, He thought to himself thinking, “i don't have to give him the veggie fries, he earned it and i can always get them back” “but then again, it is 400,000 french fries” Meanwhile Swiss was just about to finish his last burger, the crowd is quiet as he consumes the last of his worries. the crowd then cheers as the burger meter goes to 2,000. after a lot of congratulations, Provolone then says “so im guessing you want your fires then?” as he has his veggie fri pick up ship ready outside. To swisses reply, “You know what, no” “why im so full of burgers i couldn't eat that many fries, you can keep them” this was to everyone's shock, but i guess you go through something when you eat 2,000 burgers in a week. Provolone then ok fine, then dinner is on me, what will it be? “burgers” replied swiss. and then they laughed and ate some more burgers, as Provolone thought to himself “oh man, good thing he did, because i did not wanna give a guy veggie fries. The pals then continued eating burgers everyday, and Swiss was never questioned about if he could eat something again.

[@markettt]

Holy shit did you write that all by yourself?

[@CuteCat200200]

This was insanely fun to read! A bit adorable too :3

[@goutzer]

You should write a book with more stories like this one

[@DiamondRivlz]

was ok, rip-off of some good classic "i betcha [insert bet here] oh you cant do it!" then A does it, then other B tries to do something bad, then A tells "you kno, we are friends, we dont have to do bets like this" so, it was pretty much generic, but i bet a shitty cartoon company would accept your story. EDIT: Oh i remember! I saw this in spongebob! So... yeah, not really original.

[@CuteCat200200]

SpyDerp Out.

[@mjdjoy]

The spy must have sapped Pacman

[@harkthestormer]

I can't wait for Jermania 2015!