Jerma Streams - Tier List (Part 11) [Taste Test Edition]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

5:24 Camera On 2:22:15 Brb Ends

[@PORKII-lw9um]

1:41:04 caught me off guard while I was working lol

[@Tommybouy666]

Wow thanks for letting us know what would we do without your 2 timestamps

[@Charl3y3]

@@Tommybouy666 best timestamps in history of life

[@the_big_har]

@@Charl3y3 the timestamps of all time

[@zarrowthehorse]

why@@PORKII-lw9um

[@vaszs5641]

the way he sits is like someone carried him by his armpits and placed him there

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Why is this so accurate

[@Made_on_marzzz]

HE DOESSSS LMAOOO

[@Angiesunshine13]

he literally puts his hands in his lap like a child that was forced to be there

[@ron133.]

EXACTLY

[@cyusontheinternet]

He’s like a wet cat it’s hilarious

[@Roebey]

Holly's laughing is a very sweet and welcoming addition even if it does destroy the illusion that jerma is a gremlin slowly going insane inside an abandoned apartment

[@Everettalla]

She’s the concerned investigator who finally found him but found out he actually wasn’t that bad so watched him eat mediocre food for 3 hours

[@Wabajak13]

It's a soundboard he's playing

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Everettalla That woman character from megamind

[@dysfunction0511]

he must have carer supervision

[@peptalkk_4595]

@@JacobKinsley her name is Roxanne !!! Give her some respect !!!

[@sharkosupreme]

This must be big for jerma, having never tried human food before

[@Devil-xy8pk]

Coming from a guy who eats rocks, eh ? Aksndaekbfsekjbfaekjnf

[@Peeblo]

He has, however, eaten human before.

[@MHScald]

Hamburger helper is almost human food though

[@gibstoper]

Huge, even

[@kinnikuboneman]

Most of this isn't even food

[@lilithFGC]

I was the “eat a handful of the fucked up jelly beans” guy, one of my proudest jerma moments

[@meh3786]

proof?

[@18themxxn_]

he's the one guy

[@neondreams0514]

@@meh3786 Really? It's a comment in a twitch chat section, it's not like he's claiming he found El Dorado or something lol

[@hayden9876]

like 30 people said it before he read it

[@uzundeprem5743]

Based

[@cms3816]

the thumbnail of jerma looking into the camera like a nervous dog completely surrounded by absolutely disgusting snack food in backrooms lighting made me feel some kind of emotion

[@astolbro7183]

80% of the snack food on that table is pure gold miss me with that "absolutly disgusting bs"

[@cms3816]

@@astolbro7183 my fault bro. most snack food just makes my stomach hurt respectfully

[@Made_on_marzzz]

I was horrified

[@cms3816]

@@Elaina2206 lmfao

[@mellowmelly9258]

@@Elaina2206 no cap

[@tonyspider03]

this kind of feels like the human version of my hamster picking through the snack mix I got her to decide which ones she likes

[@gummigamer4614]

I sped through footage on the time bar and it looked exactly like that

[@requiemforpsyche]

"human"

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Because he is the same size as her?

[@ron133.]

@@skinnysnorlax1876 he IS a hamster

[@neonlifeform]

Jerma’s reaction to the cantaloupe being “ohh, juicy…” is going to fucking haunt me

[@Hello-rp4gy]

Mf started to moan because of cantaloupe

[@peen2804]

omg ikr i can’t belibe he sed that that is so crzy i cannot even bro ong he said a piece of frute was juicy OMG1!1 LOL i cannot even that is so fkd up i will never be the same again #relatabol

[@herojenni]

@@peen2804 cool comment dude

[@neonlifeform]

@@peen2804 ridiculously painful to read, thanks so much

[@CULTOFARTRA]

@@peen2804 Snake, you incapacitated 5 civilians!

[@bimplizkit5138]

49:14 Jerma perfectly resembles my Hispanic great grandfather eating peanuts without dentures on while watching telenovelas in a worn out loveseat good lord

[@theopenmouth9695]

So true

[@fwedlovesbwead]

is this a breaking bad reference rn

[@35thrat]

@@fwedlovesbwead breaking bad is when being hispanic

[@cooliostarstache5474]

​@@35thrat As a Colombian, I can confirm that Metastasis is indeed Breaking Bad is when Hispanic/Latino

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@35thrat yes

[@parallelalpha]

I’m so happy jerma has finally been able to eat food after being locked in his room for 2 years

[@whatr0]

"That's *so* much sugar!" man who has, by his own admission, eaten 10,000 pints of Ben and Jerry's

[@Matt-ot9nx]

And an entire sleeve of Oreos

[@jpm80]

@@Matt-ot9nx To be fair he didn't get to digest it because he threw it up almost immediately afterwards

[@Matt-ot9nx]

@@jpm80 he absorbed all the sugar and his body rejected the rest

[@MegaFallout3Fan]

I could eat an entire family pack of Oreos on one sitting and I have and will

[@Matt-ot9nx]

You don’t absorb pure sugar like jerma does

[@samrobotsin]

I nominate "it tastes like Hamburger meat" for best emotional jerma moments 2022

[@miadiamia]

looking forward to the next stream where holly waterboards jerma with diet mountain dew

[@Otakupatriot117]

Diet mountain dew really is the worst of all the diet sodas though. It's not even healthier, you're just choosing cancer instead of diabetes. Switch to coffee or tea if you really need the caffeine buzz that badly.

[@JacobKinsley]

Next stream is just Holly with a bloody knife and jerma's muffled screams in the background and she figures out how to put text on OBS and makes a message that says 'You were so busy thinking jeremy was the psycho that you never stopped to cons' and the text cuts off before she walks off frame and the stream is taken down by twitch

[@peepeepants0004]

@@JacobKinsley i’m pissing that’s hilarious

[@JacobKinsley]

@@peepeepants0004 username checks out

[@theironpill9296]

What a horrible way to go...

[@cyanzaran]

Holly's comedic timing is great. when you hear the quiet "noo" when jerma says the jellybeans taste like hamburger meat as he upchucks made me chuckle

[@JojoTheVulture]

Best moment of the stream

[@shardgunner4815]

Did he actually vomit ?

[@MagerBlutooth]

Sneakily adding Almond Joy and Cashews to S tier while Jerma was deliberating was some great easily-missed comedy.

[@victorcarneiro3779]

As a hyperactive myself, I'm glad that she enjoys and adds up to his antics.

[@cyanzaran]

@@shardgunner4815 It seems like it, he is a professional actor after all, who can say 4 sure

[@probablymichelle2165]

I clicked on this video thinking "Wow, this will be kinda boring, this is all very popular junk food," but then Jerma proceeds to have never even tried an almond joy. I love him.

[@probablymichelle2165]

how do you even chew an almond joy for that long. sir, it is not that hard.

[@foonkyret2364]

Jerma’s reaction to eating red delicious apples is the same as when he eats human flesh

[@Hello-rp4gy]

"The skin is still in my mouth, I'm still eating skin"

[@holloww_dwella]

@@Hello-rp4gy imagine hearing that as a five-foot-tall Bostonian ripped into your thigh with his bare hands

[@GregLemons]

@@holloww_dwella like Chucky

[@oventree]

to be fair they feel like eating human flesh anyways. red delicious apples are nasty

[@Mrdumguy]

​@GregLemons nah but chucky was taller

[@banannah_h]

Love the added laugh track ❤️ feels less like he’s talking to himself

[@Icecastles4000]

He’s doing the tierlist with his feet under the table

[@ohsnapitsdiana]

@@Icecastles4000 delicious appendages, they should’ve been added to the tier-list

[@ron133.]

@@ohsnapitsdiana worst jerma comment nomination

[@massive_dick_gaming]

​@karwew7617 his feet is sticking out of the other side of the table

[@JacobKinsley]

@@ron133. I appreciate this commenter's unique contributions

[@shartdart600]

Jerma: "I don't do drugs!!" Also Jerma: "I was high"

[@sethbryant7894]

I think Jerma's said he's okay with edibles. He just doesn't do them a lot.

[@gamewizardthesecond]

"Do you do drugs?" "Sure all the time" "Do you do drugs?" "No! Never" "Do you do drugs?" "Once in a blue moon i do"

[@skinwalker69420]

He is licensed for medical marijuana. That's not technically drugs

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma was in it for the long haul, people who smoke weed at age 7 don't understand. When you're old, retired, hedonistic and attend orgies at mansions THAT'S when you start taking drugs.

[@williamwaffle1629]

@@skinwalker69420 that is technically drugs

[@tree4364]

Okay I love hearing hollys giggles she really loves that thing!

[@IBeSyd84]

That thing 😭😭😭

[@buckysheep2177]

holly coaching him thru eating a fun dip after someone called it a pregnancy test is best moment of the stream LMAO

[@JacobKinsley]

He's got a good psychiatrist to help him with his crippling ADHD

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma telling people to go larp instead of eating bean boozled is such a jerma way of putting it

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

Jerma literally complains about BREAD being too plain. Actual baby needs sugar butter bread

[@UniverseOfDreams]

actual skill issue.

[@trulyinfamous]

Some bread is actually pretty flavorful. I made rye bread a couple years ago and with honey on it, it was the best bread I've ever had. Wouldn't use it to make a sandwich though.

[@spaghettivase4808]

Hes also just eating a slice of bread, no sandwich, no jelly, not even toasted. Who the hell does that

[@5crwd]

@@spaghettivase4808 me 😎

[@JacobKinsley]

@@spaghettivase4808 Billy from that one episode of billy and mandy where the mom becomes a kid.

[@tikifreakazoid]

Absolutely criminal that the “squirt or cream” comment got sandbagged

[@ルタレ]

interesting. this is the first time i've been anywhere close to one of these just hitting youtube (watching from asia). thanks for all the hard work maintaining the archive fellas, it's practically the only way i can watch these.

[@cherryfruit5492]

I think there are vods on twitch you can watch as well

[@leavewe]

i live in america and i still only watch vods because i hate jerma viewers

[@RyansGamerShack]

1:36:01 DERANGED food tester KNOWS what RAW meat tastes like

[@JacobKinsley]

If you've ever prepared raw meat it gives you an idea what it would taste like. I remember gagging at the steak tartare mr bean skit because I prepared burgers a couple days before and remembered what it smelled like

[@judah1276]

I eat raw meat every day.

[@Ogerpwned]

@@stanbrule9357 tartare? Isn't that the guy who ate a baby

[@artificialskulls]

@@Ogerpwned no that was tarrare.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Ogerpwned No it's the guy that made the sauce

[@thatmikee]

Insane man VOMITS down his own shirt, forever loosing sponsorships.

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

"I can tell when it's coke because it hurts" should be the new slogan for coke

[@this-name-is-fake]

If you subtract the tier list from the context of the stream it looks like an alien tried random human food and put it on a tier list LMAO

[@christian_heretic]

Even with context it feels like that 😂

[@desouu]

LMAO

[@joey6609]

but i thought you subtracted the tier list

[@kazutrash]

@@joey6609 subtract the tier list FROM the co text of the stream

[@sakesaurus]

this comments like trying too hard

[@delilah3247]

i love jerma because i can watch a 3 hour stream and have no clue what he’s talking about the entire time

[@Wabajak13]

It's okay, he doesn't either

[@holymakerel]

1:53:00 "green for obi wan kenobi. he actually gave his lightsaber to luke. luke had a blue lightsaber." only 1 of these things are true

[@Ethman16]

The fact he’s sitting wearing a Star Wars shirt as well

[@JacobKinsley]

Obi-Wan Kenobi primarily wielded a blue lightsaber. Indeed, he passed this blue lightsaber to Luke Skywalker. So, the true statement among the ones you've provided is: "He actually gave his lightsaber to Luke." The mention of Obi-Wan's lightsaber being green and Luke having a green lightsaber in this context are not accurate based on canonical Star Wars knowledge. Luke does later construct a green lightsaber, but Obi-Wan's was blue. ChatGPT wrote this I can't confirm because I'm too busy doin' ya mom to watch star wars (I'm kidding I'm kidding I only have sex with older men)

[@adayoung2740]

@@JacobKinsley ChatGPT is wrong. Obi-wan's lightsaber was blue, but the blue lightsaber Obi-wan gave Luke was Anakin's. The true statement is that Luke had a blue lightsaber (it just belonged to someone else originally)

[@LastHazzerd]

oh boy, that must've been a wacky grocery list

[@rustysoupcan935]

I pity the poor clerk who had to service this psycho

[@JacobKinsley]

I bet the cashier was confused when she saw jerma put fresh fruit on the checkout

[@Graveyard0142]

Can a longtime fan explain to me why he bites things like one of those anime girls who is so moe-fied they no longer resemble a human being

[@acrimonyy]

Because hes a deranged fucking cycle path

[@trulyinfamous]

It's because he's a catboy.

[@papercraft4897]

Cuz hes quirked up

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

He’s shy about eating on camera cuz he’s afraid he eats weird, which inadvertently makes him eat weird. He’s a lot like me in that respect.

[@galacsinhajto]

He was made in the same lab as anime girls are made in. He was disposed because he was a failed prototype. Unfortunately he escaped destruction. Idk lol he is just a fastidious person+ acting bc he knows chat goes mad for his silly little mannerisms

[@lightbluepika2175]

37:35 very brave of him to step off his booster seat on stream. i’m glad he’s embracing his small stature more

[@MagerBlutooth]

Lowkey shock moment in this stream is Jerma going "Huh?" in response to something Holly asks because he needed her to repeat what she said. It highlighted to me how rarely we see Jerma interact with someone that isn't in chat or using a microphone.

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

Who is holly?

[@TheWampaKing]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 his gal

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

@@TheWampaKing did he break up with Kim because they are genderfluid now? /gen

[@jollycrab1897]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 they did break up but that definitely wasnt the reason

[@PeptoAbismol]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 this is the second time i’ve seen you ask this question

[@rosewater1862]

30:53 how does do the sound of someone placing the phone down like that so well

[@moonlightning8269]

He hears it every day

[@trulyinfamous]

He's a parrot.

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

This episode of Jerma985 was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[@trans-rights]

God the part where he started projectile vomiting after eating a tootsie roll was so insane

[@flyingfrogofdeath9616]

It's the year 3031. We are 66 years deep into the apocalypse. The internet and KZbin specifcally has been kept intact by the NetKeepers. Jerma is a staple of the old world. He is one of the most popular for us lucky enough to have a working screen. 1:56:30 DOTS appear on screen. Our commune cheers and we rattle our boxes in unison. Praise the 985!

[@mx.lunaaa]

holly sneakily putting almond joy in s tier towards the start is so fucking micheiveous and funny she like does it so carefully and is tip toeing lmao 9:01

[@DAFLOLCB]

42:29 hollys "almond joy :(??" made me wanna cry

[@jeffu_]

1:21:28 okay, watching that bag fall over for no reason was somehow one of the funniest things to happen during the stream 2:30:02

[@mad_max_gaming367]

waffle flashbacks

[@d6sires]

Holly describing Swedish fish as dusty is not a bad description at all

[@CraftyKaname]

29:56 "Guys I've been high and eaten an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream before" Jerma I do that sober 😭

[@cromtuiseagain]

That's a MAN sized upload right there

[@dzub7840]

Lmao, I really hope "MAN SIZED" become a running gag after watching the infomercial stream.

[@Four20sbud]

“Delicious! I love it! B.” Jerma doesn’t understand ranking

[@woverniox]

this is awesome I wish he did more stuff like this but just for bread.

[@tikifreakazoid]

Poor little hungry streamer

[@em.1633]

Jerma holds up dots and mike and ikes, says "these are the exact same candy", then proceeds to say their flavor and texture is different

[@scromple]

he chews the almond joy 201 times before asking how many times he chewed it for

[@wali5912]

This is weird but i find jermas cadence and laugh cathartic and also chat is funnier when not present

[@moonwater8089]

He's eating on stream now, oh how far he's come

[@heartsalive3157]

I too am extremely proud of him

[@jadenantu6171]

God I remember when he would sheepishly eat a hamburger

[@justaguy4311]

I got a i got a onion ring

[@starzariaguy5151]

I like that this video just makes it look like Jerma despises any kind of fruit.

[@joeshmuck]

I love how Holly acts like basically a gremlin minion for Jerma (the goblin king) and occasionally shows herself on screen, though usually as a literal off-camera hand to give/take food from Jerma. It’s so adorable it hurts.

[@HeyRoosty]

My eyes went out of focus while staring at Jerma's shirt at 2:13:33 and I swear on my life the fucking Fritos/Lays Kettle Cooked bags fused together and looked like Marge Simpson in my peripheral

[@danielmonte7660]

I've just done this you are 100% correct

[@JacobKinsley]

Neural networks be like

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

average THC/CBD sippy enjoyer

[@HeyRoosty]

@@UnironicScrotumhat Negative sir I am a saint and do not partake in drugs. I am simply retarded.

[@babayaga3098]

Oh my god I see it

[@WDWatameVirus]

Jerma and Holly were so sweet during this stream, so happy to see them doing streams together, and I hope they can make more of them Also 10/10 best Mukbang I've ever seen

[@conure3029]

jerma describing the fun dip reminded me of the patrick Bateman business card monologue

[@MashieMutt]

"I'm still eating skin" - jerma 2022

[@pinkcigarette]

this is just a fifth grade last day of school party

[@asteroid1983]

14:39 The real jerma shows its face. For just one sentence the monster was let out of it's cage.

[@cyikes8271]

I will never get over the phrase “friend content”

[@grunksprungo]

"my girl loves snow caps" was cute LMAO

[@toadstooldarling9937]

"Midgee? Is thqt like Finnish for middle?" As a finnish person I will now add midgee into my vocabulary

[@mythcat1273]

Jerma chewing on mounds and almonds joys for 10 minutes was the highlight of this stream

[@Jx_-]

Can't believe he gave up on gaming and became a mukbang creator. Saddening what the Twitch algorithm forces our fave streamers to do 😔

[@christian_heretic]

Love to see him doing more IRL streams. I feel like Jerma himself is more entertaining than any video game he plays

[@DQBlizzard_]

1:01:54 He looks so wide since he blends into the chair.

[@jeffu_]

I can't unsee it now lmao

[@JacobKinsley]

Bottom heavy dark souls character

[@tempestSH]

jerma the only man in the world to complain about getting lime flavor over green apple flavor in anything

[@singulariteas]

nah i’m with him there because i also really love green apples 😭

[@JacobKinsley]

The end of the stream where he eats the bread feels a bit like the end of a party where most people have left and the exciting energetic part is over and you're just helping tidy and talking. Such a nice feeling.

[@carsonsmith5022]

Why does he approach each bite with the same wariness as a ruler who knows people from his court are planning to poison him

[@carnivault]

i love that, knowing his options are coke or pepsi, he still guesses raspberry and seems surprised by the reveal

[@unclefred7351]

26:22 "You guys can put your own soundtrack in the background if you want" He should not have said that.

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

putting porn music over jerma videos

[@Altair4611]

Cream soda is literally the nectur of the gods, it's hard to find in stores but when you do it's so good

[@thezdude8512]

Incomprehensibly based. A&W fucking sucks, though.

[@Geeler]

It sucks, it's just slightly sparkling water with a slightly caramelised, VERY sugary taste. Literal toddler juice

[@thezdude8512]

@@Geeler What brand?

[@JacobKinsley]

Cream soda is a gas station drink

[@thriftstorepierrotdoll9851]

@@Geeler the virgin unable to appreciate vanilla as its own complex flavour vs the chad vanilla enjoyer

[@zhurgz]

1:07:03 i love the 15 seconds of emotional warfare he faces after eating that milkdud to eventually concluding they're terrible

[@JacobKinsley]

I love the way Jerma just ignores the comment 'squirt over cream'

[@tarabaskin]

"I don't like it, F-tier" *consumes half the bag*

[@SpinelessJohn]

1:35:28 Holly waves hello to chat :)

[@zedprophfer]

and Otto makes an appearance right after!

[@GameBooAdvancePlus]

that part where he figures out how to eat Whoppers properly is really cathartic to me I don't know why I don't even like whoppers that much.

[@moonlightning8269]

I was surprised you’re supposed to let them sit in your mouth and melt, i thought whoppers were just kinda like big macs and you just eat em normally

[@Hadaron]

I saw this thread before I got to the part of the video and was wondering “what in the world do you mean ‘you should let Burger King Burgers melt in your mouth’?!?”

[@justaguy4311]

@@moonlightning8269 i can imagine jerma saying this but not in reference to the whopper sandwich. He would say it in reference to the whopper candy while still talking about the big Mac sandwich

[@Cal6009]

Imagine Jerma sitting in an office as CEO but instead of cocaine he has Fun Dip

[@jake-vu7cj]

reading the comments on jerma vids always makes it 10x better

[@hannahlorraine4468]

29:32 "squirt over cream" just went right over his head

[@twodeciliters4909]

i think he meant that cashews have an earthy tone but gamey is SUCH a jeremy way to describe it

[@BoxMacLeod]

What the fuck is wrong with Jerma's tastebuds for him to think cashews taste 'gamey'.

[@revolverboy1314]

I think he just has no idea what gamey is lol

[@_midinette_]

@@jj8762 he's right htey put way too much pigeon in twizzlers

[@JacobKinsley]

Cashews have no crunch you just sink your teeth into them and they kind of just fall apart, they're like the fondant of nuts

[@ouzqbe7025]

The like, small little crunch sound he made during the mozzarella stick bite joke was crazy

[@PaxFTW_YTP]

48:59 Old man Jeremy Elbertson sits back and eats a Mounds candy bar ~2022, colorized video

[@bigbeefscorcho]

Whenever Jerma gives a food opinion I try to keep in mind he was eating Dots wrong for almost 40 years and had no idea

[@-psilo-9071]

Okay but the whooper tip literally blew my mind

[@mydude7601]

5:43 Chat’s immediate reaction to him turning on the camera was hilarious

[@manticstorm3708]

It’s so uncalled for, unprovoked, and out of pocket. Fuckin kill’s me every time

[@winken2666]

"OH no this is really bad" **keeps eating loads of it still**

[@shawnzbh5853]

Idk why but red delicious feels like it was the antagonist the whole stream for some reason

[@fritzy8318]

I love how he realizes that you don’t just chew and swallow milkduds and whoppers. You just let the chocolate melt on your tongue and the same for the fillings.

[@loredore5386]

i came to the comments to spread the best strat with whoppers which is chew them *once* into halves so theres more surface area exposed to then let them melt 🫡

[@sentriesband]

"drink the hot sauce" *he briefly considers it and even grabs the hot sauce before coming to his senses*

[@ding-dong_bing-bong]

It's almost 2024.....rip the primordial tootsie rolls 😔

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma's absolutely correct opinion on sriracha being that bad that he doesn't even want to eat it but then he'll willingly eat a handful of bean boozled

[@Tkmined]

The tootsie rolls expire this year. We need to have jerma eat them all this year.

[@GreyFox_Mk._II]

look at jermas little "Happy Birthday" plate

[@1darknightkiller460]

this is like when a youtuber puts a ton of food in the thumbnail just for clickback, except jerma auctually tried it all

[@nagareboshi4051]

The way jerma makes Holly laugh is super wholesome.

[@conure3029]

who chews almond joy that long?? mate swallow oml

[@c1oudydo11s]

this is what i imagine happens when i tell my sim to get leftovers but they just stand at the fridge for 5 full in-game minutes

[@matthewsutton3162]

diet coke is by far my favorite soda but the description of it tasting like normal coke went through a brita filter is completely accurate

[@soupysoup9340]

I used to not be able to watch jerma's full streams because he was genuinely too insane for me to handle for long periods. Just got to the pregnancy test part and wondering what part of me I lost to be able to get to here now

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

I always found that his insanity made watching full VODs easier because there’s never a dull moment. He’s always doing a funny voice or playing a character or displaying his ignorance of the world at large and Chat says ridiculous shit that makes Jerma freak out. It’s great.

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

"American man rates his food best to worst based on how much excess of sugar is in each product"