Jerma Streams - Tier List (Part 11) [Taste Test Edition]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

5:24 Camera On 2:22:15 Brb Ends

[@PORKII-lw9um]

1:41:04 caught me off guard while I was working lol

[@Tommybouy666]

Wow thanks for letting us know what would we do without your 2 timestamps

[@Charl3y3]

@@Tommybouy666 best timestamps in history of life

[@the_big_har]

@@Charl3y3 the timestamps of all time

[@zarrowthehorse]

why@@PORKII-lw9um

[@vaszs5641]

the way he sits is like someone carried him by his armpits and placed him there

[@sneezebiscuits7239]

Why is this so accurate

[@Made_on_marzzz]

HE DOESSSS LMAOOO

[@Angiesunshine13]

he literally puts his hands in his lap like a child that was forced to be there

[@ron133.]

EXACTLY

[@cyusontheinternet]

He’s like a wet cat it’s hilarious

[@gnaat]

Jerma sniffing Trolli sour gummy worms, complaining that they smell "fake", as if he's expecting actual living worms in the package.

[@darukan]

he devours a human family of 3 every wednesday, what do you expect of this monster

[@spoopyscaryskelebones3846]

He’s Mr Boss

[@Kovac_]

Worms are his regular sustenance. The cruel mockery of nature that are the "gummy worms" disgusts him.

[@mellowmelly9258]

"this gelatin smells synthetic"

[@Nutcruncher]

im surprised he doesnt think everything is fake considering hes from a different planet

[@randalabra3852]

"The skin is still in my mouth, im still eating skin" is perfect for those PSYCHO streamer comps

[@rtgjejejsgk]

Do you have a timestamp please that’s hilarious

[@katie9869]

MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

[@gatov_]

@@rtgjejejsgk 12:33

[@sharkosupreme]

This must be big for jerma, having never tried human food before

[@Devil-xy8pk]

Coming from a guy who eats rocks, eh ? Aksndaekbfsekjbfaekjnf

[@Peeblo]

He has, however, eaten human before.

[@MHScald]

Hamburger helper is almost human food though

[@gibstoper]

Huge, even

[@kinnikuboneman]

Most of this isn't even food

[@angryoiseau2245]

When holly comes on screen it looks like a normal human standing next to a mascot character

[@ozvoid1245]

It is quite quite the fascinating occurrence, isn't it?

[@cinephile_jay]

@@seanrobison8558 jermas girlfriend

[@gnaat]

@@seanrobison8558 jermas mother

[@Gaius88]

@@seanrobison8558 Jerma's psychiatrist

[@tristantrevino327]

@@seanrobison8558 jermas sister

[@Roebey]

Holly's laughing is a very sweet and welcoming addition even if it does destroy the illusion that jerma is a gremlin slowly going insane inside an abandoned apartment

[@Everettalla]

She’s the concerned investigator who finally found him but found out he actually wasn’t that bad so watched him eat mediocre food for 3 hours

[@Wabajak13]

It's a soundboard he's playing

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Everettalla That woman character from megamind

[@dysfunction0511]

he must have carer supervision

[@peptalkk_4595]

@@JacobKinsley her name is Roxanne !!! Give her some respect !!!

[@scarabeedae]

17:53 I want to go to jerma's imaginary restaurant where corn flakes is apparently a ready made menu item

[@18themxxn_]

you just know they have a mansized meatgrinder in the kitchen

[@Thinzy]

@@18themxxn_ and the cupboards would be lined with nothing but radishes and paper plates

[@KingSulley]

My local franchise breakfast chain serves Cornflakes, fruitloops, and cheerios as alternative menu items for picky eaters. I have a friend that always orders cereal so he doesn't have to buy a $30 breakfast.

[@Boomeyoo]

Around half of the American-style buffets I've been to have had various cold and hot cereals. Idk why you would go for that over, you know, the buffet. Like Sulley said though it's probably just for picky eaters.

[@rance2799]

Some of the more fancy restaurants tend to have overpriced cereal on the menu.

[@shark7013]

"I dont like gummy worms because theyre for children" says the streamer who has made multiple barf and poop jokes in the last two hours

[@papercraft4897]

And put fun dip in s

[@mellowmelly9258]

says the streamer who has a video on one of his main channels called "Crying and Farting and Screaming"

[@dingalong14]

He's literally talked about *and demonstrated* the fact he regularly eats baby food on stream

[@JacobKinsley]

Anyone who says 'I don't like candy because I'm not a child' is like the culinary equivalent of that one annoying friend when you're all talking about sex in a lighthearted way and they pipe up all serious like saying stuff like 'I don't masturbate because I'm not a teenager any more' its like 'Mmm hmm. Yeah bro. We believe you. For sure. Can we continue with our conversation?'

[@Hmmmnnhh]

​@@JacobKinsley is that supposed to be relatable

[@firstlast9855]

I like how he calls hanging out with friends "friend content"

[@ohsnapitsdiana]

tbh he’s not wrong

[@ross9944]

Very human

[@squeedles_1943]

Average steamer

[@penwaste]

Average steamer

[@tonyspider03]

this kind of feels like the human version of my hamster picking through the snack mix I got her to decide which ones she likes

[@gummigamer4614]

I sped through footage on the time bar and it looked exactly like that

[@requiemforpsyche]

"human"

[@skinnysnorlax1876]

Because he is the same size as her?

[@ron133.]

@@skinnysnorlax1876 he IS a hamster

[@bimplizkit5138]

49:14 Jerma perfectly resembles my Hispanic great grandfather eating peanuts without dentures on while watching telenovelas in a worn out loveseat good lord

[@theopenmouth9695]

So true

[@fwedlovesbwead]

is this a breaking bad reference rn

[@35thrat]

@@fwedlovesbwead breaking bad is when being hispanic

[@cooliostarstache5474]

​@@35thrat As a Colombian, I can confirm that Metastasis is indeed Breaking Bad is when Hispanic/Latino

[@elllieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee]

@@35thrat yes

[@lilithFGC]

I was the “eat a handful of the fucked up jelly beans” guy, one of my proudest jerma moments

[@meh3786]

proof?

[@18themxxn_]

he's the one guy

[@Diesel0514]

@@meh3786 Really? It's a comment in a twitch chat section, it's not like he's claiming he found El Dorado or something lol

[@hayden9876]

like 30 people said it before he read it

[@uzundeprem5743]

Based

[@cms3816]

the thumbnail of jerma looking into the camera like a nervous dog completely surrounded by absolutely disgusting snack food in backrooms lighting made me feel some kind of emotion

[@astolbro7183]

80% of the snack food on that table is pure gold miss me with that "absolutly disgusting bs"

[@cms3816]

@@astolbro7183 my fault bro. most snack food just makes my stomach hurt respectfully

[@Made_on_marzzz]

I was horrified

[@cms3816]

@@Elaina2206 lmfao

[@mellowmelly9258]

@@Elaina2206 no cap

[@neonlifeform]

Jerma’s reaction to the cantaloupe being “ohh, juicy…” is going to fucking haunt me

[@Hello-rp4gy]

Mf started to moan because of cantaloupe

[@peen2804]

omg ikr i can’t belibe he sed that that is so crzy i cannot even bro ong he said a piece of frute was juicy OMG1!1 LOL i cannot even that is so fkd up i will never be the same again #relatabol

[@muddy_puppy_mofo]

@@peen2804 cool comment dude

[@neonlifeform]

@@peen2804 ridiculously painful to read, thanks so much

[@CULTOFARTRA]

@@peen2804 Snake, you incapacitated 5 civilians!

[@Suprcharged_Toastroven]

A list of time stamps for each food item. Fruit Red Delicious Apple 9:15 - 12:04 Cantaloupe 12:05 - 14:52 Honeydew 14:53 - 15:47 Grapefruit 15:49 - 18:26 Sodas Diet Mountain Dew 19:13 - 21:41 Squirt 21:41 - 23:44 Cream Soda 25:46 - 29:38 Diet Coke 29:38 - 33:57 Coke vs Pepsi Blind Taste Test 33:57 - 38:38 Chocolate Almond Joy 38:52 - 44:20 Mounds 44:20 - 49:24 Tootsie Rolls 49:25 - 54:43 Sno Caps 54:55 - 59:05 Whoppers 1:00:17 - 1:05:29 Milk Duds 1:05:30 - 1:10:42 Baby Ruth 1:10:42 - 1:14:45 Cookie Dough Bites 1:14:53 - 1:19:36 “Gross” Candy Hot Tamales 1:20:25-1:25:09 Swedish Fish 1:25:14 - 1:31:19 Bean Boozeled 1:31:21 - 1:38:58 Fun Dip 1:38:58 - 1:48:03 Mike n Ike’s 1:48:34 - 1:56:08 Dots 1:56:11 -2:02:35 Trolli Sour Worms 2:02:39 - 2:08:42 Orange Slices 2:09:03 - 2:12:30 Twizzlers 2:12:36 - 2:15:22 Chips Takis 2:23:37 - 2:32:09 Frank’s Red Hot 2:32:10 - 2:36:20 Bugles 2:36:22 - 2:40:06 Chili Cheese Fritos 2:40:06 - 2:43:46 Salt & Vinegar Chips 2:43:50 - 2:46:33 Sun Chips 2:46:35 - 2:53:02 Pork Rinds 2:53:03 - 2:58:07 Cashews 2:59:18 - 3:01:31 Bread. Butter Bread 3:01:36 - 3:05:44 Whole Wheat 3:05:44 - 3:08:24 Sourdough 3:08:25 - 3:13:13

[@L-guy]

Thank you legend

[@ChadwickThompson-i8s]

Everyone who see this comment should like and writw a comment so more ppl can use this as a guide

[@JacobKinsley]

ok@@ChadwickThompson-i8s

[@emulsion_]

My fucking hero

[@nithilsivakumar]

thank you!! this should be in the chapters menu for everyone

[@victorcarneiro3779]

Jerma looks so adorable on this stream. That big table with those large sized snacks made him look even smaller than he is

[@skeletonizer7512]

He's not small, he's *compact*

[@hankthebird]

@@moonyman4353 fun sized*

[@Devil-xy8pk]

Smol Jerm

[@hankthebird]

Our favorite little sociopathic manlet

[@lobdooks]

MICROBIAL STREAMER

[@SuprememessageNG]

Jerma's inability to swallow an Almond Joy without gumming it for three minutes is proof he's an alien.

[@Wabajak13]

Performing nutrient extraction.

[@-psilo-9071]

I had a mounds recently I shallowed it one bite no problem

[@rat-gang-]

i've literally never seen someone struggle to eat an almond joy as much as jerma just did

[@moonlightning8269]

He forgot to wear his dentures so it didn’t get a fair assessment

[@engar-dug5197]

This made me want to scream at the screen more than nearly any other Jerma moment.

[@peen2804]

he wasn’t struggling just takes a while to chew coconut lmao. no wonder his chat and KZbin comments suck so bad. freaking tf out because someone doesn’t like the texture of something 😂 he somehow attracts the most sheltered people you could imagine. case in point the above comments about one of the literal most fibrous foods commonly consumed needing more chewing equals struggling wtf 😂 wow fucking crazy right I can’t believe he had 2 chew that coconut omg guyz I can’t even !1!1!1!11

[@rat-gang-]

@@peen2804 skill issue, coconut isn't that hard to chew

[@FreakTheScene]

@@rat-gang- I think he's scared to swallow 😂 like wtf I thought he meant it got stuck in his teeth not that he literally cant chew it

[@whatr0]

"That's *so* much sugar!" man who has, by his own admission, eaten 10,000 pints of Ben and Jerry's

[@Matt-ot9nx]

And an entire sleeve of Oreos

[@jpm80]

@@Matt-ot9nx To be fair he didn't get to digest it because he threw it up almost immediately afterwards

[@Matt-ot9nx]

@@jpm80 he absorbed all the sugar and his body rejected the rest

[@MegaFallout3Fan]

I could eat an entire family pack of Oreos on one sitting and I have and will

[@Matt-ot9nx]

You don’t absorb pure sugar like jerma does

[@wef6146]

I liked how whenever he would put something in his mouth there would be like 4 messages that just say “PUKE NOW”

[@keistopherc]

PSYCHO streamers DERANGED fans DEMAND him to PUKE

[@parallelalpha]

I’m so happy jerma has finally been able to eat food after being locked in his room for 2 years

[@samrobotsin]

I nominate "it tastes like Hamburger meat" for best emotional jerma moments 2022

[@cyanzaran]

Holly's comedic timing is great. when you hear the quiet "noo" when jerma says the jellybeans taste like hamburger meat as he upchucks made me chuckle

[@JojoTheVulture]

Best moment of the stream

[@shardgunner4815]

Did he actually vomit ?

[@MagerBlutooth]

Sneakily adding Almond Joy and Cashews to S tier while Jerma was deliberating was some great easily-missed comedy.

[@victorcarneiro3779]

As a hyperactive myself, I'm glad that she enjoys and adds up to his antics.

[@cyanzaran]

@@shardgunner4815 It seems like it, he is a professional actor after all, who can say 4 sure

[@rise-my-angel]

Jerma struggling to chew and swollow the almond joy and mounds like hes still got only his baby teeth in there

[@devaunbeats]

He has soft teeth. He isn't human

[@tree4364]

Okay I love hearing hollys giggles she really loves that thing!

[@IBeSyd84]

That thing 😭😭😭

[@miadiamia]

looking forward to the next stream where holly waterboards jerma with diet mountain dew

[@Otakupatriot117]

Diet mountain dew really is the worst of all the diet sodas though. It's not even healthier, you're just choosing cancer instead of diabetes. Switch to coffee or tea if you really need the caffeine buzz that badly.

[@JacobKinsley]

Next stream is just Holly with a bloody knife and jerma's muffled screams in the background and she figures out how to put text on OBS and makes a message that says 'You were so busy thinking jeremy was the psycho that you never stopped to cons' and the text cuts off before she walks off frame and the stream is taken down by twitch

[@peepeepants0004]

@@JacobKinsley i’m pissing that’s hilarious

[@JacobKinsley]

@@peepeepants0004 username checks out

[@theironpill9296]

What a horrible way to go...

[@anthonycullen4514]

Holly slowly moving cashews up to s-tier as jerma talks shit about them made me giggle 3:00:30

[@banannah_h]

Love the added laugh track ❤️ feels less like he’s talking to himself

[@Icecastles4000]

He’s doing the tierlist with his feet under the table

[@ohsnapitsdiana]

@@Icecastles4000 delicious appendages, they should’ve been added to the tier-list

[@ron133.]

@@ohsnapitsdiana worst jerma comment nomination

[@massive_dick_gaming]

​@karwew7617 his feet is sticking out of the other side of the table

[@JacobKinsley]

@@ron133. I appreciate this commenter's unique contributions

[@foonkyret2364]

Jerma’s reaction to eating red delicious apples is the same as when he eats human flesh

[@Hello-rp4gy]

"The skin is still in my mouth, I'm still eating skin"

[@holloww_dwella]

@@Hello-rp4gy imagine hearing that as a five-foot-tall Bostonian ripped into your thigh with his bare hands

[@GregLemons]

@@holloww_dwella like Chucky

[@oventree]

to be fair they feel like eating human flesh anyways. red delicious apples are nasty

[@Mrdumguy]

​@GregLemons nah but chucky was taller

[@FunnyCrowd_]

This stream looks like when a non American tries "American" food but end up eating the inventory of their local 7-11

[@Itual]

do 7-11 even exist outside of America tho? I’ve never seen one

[@erikestrada7470]

@@Itual I barely see them in America

[@smithsmithony5401]

@@Itual They're really popular in Asia for some reason, especially Japan

[@colemantrebor1610]

@@smithsmithony5401 South Korean company

[@Pyoriin]

@@Itual Australia has them

[@ルタレ]

interesting. this is the first time i've been anywhere close to one of these just hitting youtube (watching from asia). thanks for all the hard work maintaining the archive fellas, it's practically the only way i can watch these.

[@cherryfruit5492]

I think there are vods on twitch you can watch as well

[@leavewe]

i live in america and i still only watch vods because i hate jerma viewers

[@shartdart600]

Jerma: "I don't do drugs!!" Also Jerma: "I was high"

[@sethbryant7894]

I think Jerma's said he's okay with edibles. He just doesn't do them a lot.

[@gamewizardthesecond]

"Do you do drugs?" "Sure all the time" "Do you do drugs?" "No! Never" "Do you do drugs?" "Once in a blue moon i do"

[@skinwalker69420]

He is licensed for medical marijuana. That's not technically drugs

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma was in it for the long haul, people who smoke weed at age 7 don't understand. When you're old, retired, hedonistic and attend orgies at mansions THAT'S when you start taking drugs.

[@williamwaffle1629]

@@skinwalker69420 that is technically drugs

[@probablymichelle2165]

I clicked on this video thinking "Wow, this will be kinda boring, this is all very popular junk food," but then Jerma proceeds to have never even tried an almond joy. I love him.

[@probablymichelle2165]

how do you even chew an almond joy for that long. sir, it is not that hard.

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma telling people to go larp instead of eating bean boozled is such a jerma way of putting it

[@GuineaPigEveryday]

Jerma literally complains about BREAD being too plain. Actual baby needs sugar butter bread

[@FreakTheScene]

actual skill issue.

[@trulyinfamous]

Some bread is actually pretty flavorful. I made rye bread a couple years ago and with honey on it, it was the best bread I've ever had. Wouldn't use it to make a sandwich though.

[@spaghettivase4808]

Hes also just eating a slice of bread, no sandwich, no jelly, not even toasted. Who the hell does that

[@5crwd]

@@spaghettivase4808 me 😎

[@JacobKinsley]

@@spaghettivase4808 Billy from that one episode of billy and mandy where the mom becomes a kid.

[@buckysheep2177]

holly coaching him thru eating a fun dip after someone called it a pregnancy test is best moment of the stream LMAO

[@JacobKinsley]

He's got a good psychiatrist to help him with his crippling ADHD

[@meganthoustallionlol1399]

everytime he looks in the camera i get nervous, it feels we r having a one on one conversation

[@kinnikuboneman]

Even though there is someone in the room with him

[@sirunfunny8042]

He's my friend now

[@gvulture1277]

touch grass

[@sirunfunny8042]

@@gvulture1277 the jokes all went zipping over your head

[@OctoMatoe]

I feel like hes right behind me...

[@holymakerel]

1:53:00 "green for obi wan kenobi. he actually gave his lightsaber to luke. luke had a blue lightsaber." only 1 of these things are true

[@Ethman16]

The fact he’s sitting wearing a Star Wars shirt as well

[@JacobKinsley]

Obi-Wan Kenobi primarily wielded a blue lightsaber. Indeed, he passed this blue lightsaber to Luke Skywalker. So, the true statement among the ones you've provided is: "He actually gave his lightsaber to Luke." The mention of Obi-Wan's lightsaber being green and Luke having a green lightsaber in this context are not accurate based on canonical Star Wars knowledge. Luke does later construct a green lightsaber, but Obi-Wan's was blue. ChatGPT wrote this I can't confirm because I'm too busy doin' ya mom to watch star wars (I'm kidding I'm kidding I only have sex with older men)

[@adayoung2740]

@@JacobKinsley ChatGPT is wrong. Obi-wan's lightsaber was blue, but the blue lightsaber Obi-wan gave Luke was Anakin's. The true statement is that Luke had a blue lightsaber (it just belonged to someone else originally)

[@flyingfrogofdeath9616]

It's the year 3031. We are 66 years deep into the apocalypse. The internet and KZbin specifcally has been kept intact by the NetKeepers. Jerma is a staple of the old world. He is one of the most popular for us lucky enough to have a working screen. 1:56:30 DOTS appear on screen. Our commune cheers and we rattle our boxes in unison. Praise the 985!

[@Vizimech]

Now he needs to do all his S tier snacks and see what he really likes

[@RyansGamerShack]

1:36:01 DERANGED food tester KNOWS what RAW meat tastes like

[@JacobKinsley]

If you've ever prepared raw meat it gives you an idea what it would taste like. I remember gagging at the steak tartare mr bean skit because I prepared burgers a couple days before and remembered what it smelled like

[@judah1276]

I eat raw meat every day.

[@Ogerpwned]

@Stan Brule tartare? Isn't that the guy who ate a baby

[@todorokifqn]

@@Ogerpwned no that was tarrare.

[@JacobKinsley]

@@Ogerpwned No it's the guy that made the sauce

[@lightbluepika2175]

37:35 very brave of him to step off his booster seat on stream. i’m glad he’s embracing his small stature more

[@delilah3247]

i love jerma because i can watch a 3 hour stream and have no clue what he’s talking about the entire time

[@Wabajak13]

It's okay, he doesn't either

[@jeffu_]

1:21:28 okay, watching that bag fall over for no reason was somehow one of the funniest things to happen during the stream 2:30:02

[@mad_max_gaming367]

waffle flashbacks

[@tikifreakazoid]

Absolutely criminal that the “squirt or cream” comment got sandbagged

[@mx.lunaaa]

holly sneakily putting almond joy in s tier towards the start is so fucking micheiveous and funny she like does it so carefully and is tip toeing lmao 9:01

[@haiperbus]

I'm super happy for Jerma and Holly, and them doing stuff together like this really seems to be reflecting positively on jerma's attitude. :)

[@G-Mastah-Fash]

The killings have subsided for now. But be wary, he cannot be satiated.

[@Icecastles4000]

Are they together?

[@jackspies444]

@@Icecastles4000 its his caretaker

[@Icecastles4000]

@@jackspies444 ooohhh right that makes sense with all that bedpan stuff he was talking about

[@tamagotchi7989]

@@Icecastles4000 yes they’re together it’s super sweet

[@talondiaz4148]

This is one of his cutest streams ever 😭❤️ Hearing his gf trying not to laugh in the background while he's trying not to look like he's in a hostage video is surprisingly wholesome

[@walmarp]

You're laughing.... His girlfriend is holding him hostage and you're laughing.....

[@massive_dick_gaming]

there's nothing cute about this former alien terrorist organization's leader.

[@em.naegele]

Insane man VOMITS down his own shirt, forever loosing sponsorships.

[@rosewater1862]

30:53 how does do the sound of someone placing the phone down like that so well

[@moonlightning8269]

He hears it every day

[@trulyinfamous]

He's a parrot.

[@Graveyard0142]

Can a longtime fan explain to me why he bites things like one of those anime girls who is so moe-fied they no longer resemble a human being

[@acrimonyy]

Because hes a deranged fucking cycle path

[@trulyinfamous]

It's because he's a catboy.

[@papercraft4897]

Cuz hes quirked up

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

He’s shy about eating on camera cuz he’s afraid he eats weird, which inadvertently makes him eat weird. He’s a lot like me in that respect.

[@galacsinhajto]

He was made in the same lab as anime girls are made in. He was disposed because he was a failed prototype. Unfortunately he escaped destruction. Idk lol he is just a fastidious person+ acting bc he knows chat goes mad for his silly little mannerisms

[@FleshCastle]

Oh my Jeremy, spoiling us with such excellent content

[@thee_master]

before i read the title i thought he was going to try a mukbang, i seriously thought he had gone insane for real

[@WDWatameVirus]

Sanest Mukbanger

[@GaminGilmore]

@@WDWatameVirus and thats saying a lot

[@jzsjshaoossnsn8982]

The thought of jerma sitting down and eating like a million calories of candy and then just turning off the stream without ever saying a word

[@LastHazzerd]

oh boy, that must've been a wacky grocery list

[@rustysoupcan935]

I pity the poor clerk who had to service this psycho

[@JacobKinsley]

I bet the cashier was confused when she saw jerma put fresh fruit on the checkout

[@this-name-is-fake]

If you subtract the tier list from the context of the stream it looks like an alien tried random human food and put it on a tier list LMAO

[@christian_heretic]

Even with context it feels like that 😂

[@desouu]

LMAO

[@joey6609]

but i thought you subtracted the tier list

[@kazutrash]

@@joey6609 subtract the tier list FROM the co text of the stream

[@sakesaurus]

this comments like trying too hard

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

"I can tell when it's coke because it hurts" should be the new slogan for coke

[@LieutenantBoii]

Imagining him rehearsing this stream at the snacks counter in a movie theater and lecturing to the guy who started working last week, stuck listening to a madman explain the quality and texture of candy and soda for three hours

[@JacobKinsley]

But imagine jerma being the guy at the snack counter and ranting to everyone who visits and orders an f tier candy and not letting them leave and they miss the entire movie and the line goes out the door

[@trans-rights]

God the part where he started projectile vomiting after eating a tootsie roll was so insane

[@cromtuiseagain]

That's a MAN sized upload right there

[@dzub7840]

Lmao, I really hope "MAN SIZED" become a running gag after watching the infomercial stream.

[@iambiglucas]

I think I laughed a solid 30 seconds at "it's an animal style grapefruit"

[@woverniox]

this is awesome I wish he did more stuff like this but just for bread.

[@tikifreakazoid]

Poor little hungry streamer

[@MagerBlutooth]

Lowkey shock moment in this stream is Jerma going "Huh?" in response to something Holly asks because he needed her to repeat what she said. It highlighted to me how rarely we see Jerma interact with someone that isn't in chat or using a microphone.

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

Who is holly?

[@TheWampaKing]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 his gal

[@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812]

@@TheWampaKing did he break up with Kim because they are genderfluid now? /gen

[@jollycrab1897]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 they did break up but that definitely wasnt the reason

[@PeptoAbismol]

@@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 this is the second time i’ve seen you ask this question

[@wawadu2117]

Jerma's complaint with the almond joy was literally "It didn't completely disappear after I chewed it".

[@FreakTheScene]

Just swallow it 😂 dude chews it so much it starts to reform.

[@higadograso1629]

baby food streamer

[@walmarp]

to be fair, he calls baby food a great streamer snack

[@JacobKinsley]

@@FreakTheScene He is the sort of person to keep whipping cream for like 10 minutes and complain it's still runny

[@user-ci6oo1uv2k]

This episode of Jerma985 was filmed in front of a live studio audience

[@WDWatameVirus]

Jerma and Holly were so sweet during this stream, so happy to see them doing streams together, and I hope they can make more of them Also 10/10 best Mukbang I've ever seen

[@Gamed-dd7tj]

1:44:47 to watch a psycho use a pregnancy test completely wrong

[@SpinelessJohn]

1:35:28 Holly waves hello to chat :)

[@zedprophfer]

and Otto makes an appearance right after!

[@CraftyKaname]

29:56 "Guys I've been high and eaten an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream before" Jerma I do that sober 😭

[@DAFLOLCB]

42:29 hollys "almond joy :(??" made me wanna cry

[@westley89126]

Hollys so cute I love her. Sweet little lady trying to help contain the psychotic chaos called Jeremy

[@mrtoast244]

it's like markiplier and amy

[@christian_heretic]

Love to see him doing more IRL streams. I feel like Jerma himself is more entertaining than any video game he plays

[@psych0ruins]

"what the fuck is he doing" "youre gonna get fat" "nice shirt" IM ACTUALLY CRYING CHAT IS SO MEAN

[@manticstorm3708]

5:43 it’s incredible

[@JacobKinsley]

I like to imagine these are actual normal sized foods and he's normal sized, as opposed to them being halloween style mini candies

[@Wrinklynewt]

jerma confidently saying "Green, for Obi-Wan" and pointing to his Star Wars shirt when Obi-Wan only had a green lightsaber for one scene when fighting Dooku

[@DQBlizzard_]

1:01:54 He looks so wide since he blends into the chair.

[@jeffu_]

I can't unsee it now lmao

[@JacobKinsley]

Bottom heavy dark souls character

[@d6sires]

Holly describing Swedish fish as dusty is not a bad description at all

[@Klipchen]

Idk who at 1:34:24 told jerma to eat a handful of the randomized jelly beans but thanks that made this whole stream worthwhile for me

[@Crunchedcan]

They're in the comment section of this video somewhere. I saw their comment earlier.

[@toontastic25]

As Holly as soon as she moved almond joy to S I knew jerma had a good one.

[@joeshmuck]

I love how Holly acts like basically a gremlin minion for Jerma (the goblin king) and occasionally shows herself on screen, though usually as a literal off-camera hand to give/take food from Jerma. It’s so adorable it hurts.

[@jfs983]

"I can taste the MSG" bro that's literally the point of MSG it's a seasoning...

[@FreakTheScene]

This apple taste sweet, I can literally taste the sugar.

[@inactivepleasedontbotherme6990]

The hot sauce is spicy, I can literally taste the spice

[@FreakTheScene]

@@inactivepleasedontbotherme6990 😂

[@asteroid1983]

14:39 The real jerma shows its face. For just one sentence the monster was let out of it's cage.

[@starzariaguy5151]

I like that this video just makes it look like Jerma despises any kind of fruit.

[@HeyRoosty]

My eyes went out of focus while staring at Jerma's shirt at 2:13:33 and I swear on my life the fucking Fritos/Lays Kettle Cooked bags fused together and looked like Marge Simpson in my peripheral

[@danielmonte7660]

I've just done this you are 100% correct

[@JacobKinsley]

Neural networks be like

[@UnironicScrotumhat]

average THC/CBD sippy enjoyer

[@HeyRoosty]

@@UnironicScrotumhat Negative sir I am a saint and do not partake in drugs. I am simply retarded.

[@babayaga3098]

Oh my god I see it

[@moonwater8089]

He's eating on stream now, oh how far he's come

[@DaVinciwithaphaser]

I too am extremely proud of him

[@jadenantu6171]

God I remember when he would sheepishly eat a hamburger

[@justaguy4311]

I got a i got a onion ring

[@wali5912]

This is weird but i find jermas cadence and laugh cathartic and also chat is funnier when not present

[@MashieMutt]

"I'm still eating skin" - jerma 2022

[@jake-vu7cj]

reading the comments on jerma vids always makes it 10x better

[@Four20sbud]

“Delicious! I love it! B.” Jerma doesn’t understand ranking

[@happer_9305]

jerma totally acts different when holly is around, it’s cute

[@pantsshitter69]

No you

[@Wabajak13]

I'd say he actually acts entirely like himself, just like, sweeter (it's all the sugar he's eating)

[@conure3029]

jerma describing the fun dip reminded me of the patrick Bateman business card monologue

[@grunksprungo]

"my girl loves snow caps" was cute LMAO

[@nyanbinary4031]

He is def going to dream about and then actually shit himself after all this sugar lmao

[@olioliravioli6619]

One hour into watching this: Jerma is a snake and wants to gulp everything down instantaneously.

[@rainbowrotcod]

well put!!! 😍😍😍

[@JacobKinsley]

The end of the stream where he eats the bread feels a bit like the end of a party where most people have left and the exciting energetic part is over and you're just helping tidy and talking. Such a nice feeling.

[@em.1633]

Jerma holds up dots and mike and ikes, says "these are the exact same candy", then proceeds to say their flavor and texture is different

[@Feroror]

This man is screaming at his iPad while eating copious amounts of junk food

[@unclefred7351]

26:22 "You guys can put your own soundtrack in the background if you want" He should not have said that.

[@jamescarrotcsl8]

putting porn music over jerma videos

[@cyikes8271]

I will never get over the phrase “friend content”

[@notur1angel]

"Grandma went fucking sicko mode for this"