Probably The Most Hilarious Chinese Song Ever (Translated Part 1)

[@JerryLiuYT]

To see the other two translations of these three, please go here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/i6DIh5V7ncujZs0 kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2awoaiEjcaNhLs Also, I found out their names, so we will do a very in-depth exploration into them soon!

[@MoEats297]

Did you find out about them? What happened to the details ?

[@henlothere7356]

Hello it’s been 11 months

[@jesseduncan1140]

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[@jesseduncan1140]

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[@jesseduncan1140]

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[@ryanyun678]

These songs are the real deal. My grandmother came out of the minority regions of China. She would use to sing all kinds of songs, though we couldn't understand a thing. She would also tell us bawdy jokes. When she was a young girl, she would go to these "spring meets" where unmarried men and women would gather to check each other out by songs and lines made up on the spot. Apparently, my grandmother was especially talented. She got kicked out of school because she would not bend to the will of her teachers and instead would make up songs to make fun of the teachers. This talent carried over to her later life when she deployed it to rescue her child and shame her ex-husband into paying child support.

[@justadamselfly6611]

I'm Navajo/Pueblo from New Mexico. Some of our social songs are made up too. Some are funny dissing songs too. Religious songs are not made up.

[@LeoMkII]

wow crazy, there's something called "payar" here in Uruguay, and the songs are made at the spot too, sadly it's a decaying tradition as fewer people do it

[@TehImmzor]

PogO

[@Livius_42]

Thinking about it, a tradition with rhyming songs to a specific melody exists here in austria aswell (but probably never used as much that you could check out girls with it or make teachers kick you out of school tho hahaha)

[@simonlong4718]

PogU

[@lulghost3844]

"dont be afraid of my smallbody" lmao

[@cosmoobserver3416]

A better translation would be "don't underestimate my small body."

[@rmeyer4066]

I want an English remake

[@japanfanatic1415]

I FOUND THE NAME OF THE GROUP, IT'S TRIO ORIENTAL BREGA!

[@lala-nx5pv]

Thank you!!

[@japanfanatic1415]

@@lala-nx5pv you're welcome

[@metaldumbass]

I found out thats not there actual name its just kinda fan givin there group actually doesnt have a name

[@uelssom]

yeah, that means "tacky oriental trio" in portuguese. Probably was the name a Brazilian put on a video of this group

[@kale5241]

Thank you

[@nusiel]

my ears hurt... i just wanna clarify this is still better than mumble rap. Thank you :)

[@reader88888888]

What I thought. The voices are just awful! My ears!!!! 😔

[@watermelonsandal4206]

You know that mumble rap is shit when a song in a foreign language is easier to make sense of than a bunch of shit written in "English"

[@ChupapMunyanyo244]

True

[@Proxuius]

@@reader88888888 listen to their other songs they are a banger this one is mid

[@maihooncharu]

That girl wearing pink is so happy in the starting but when the other part comes she is dying from the inside

[@killjoymcnugget7877]

Sounds like an alley full of howling cats

[@JerryLiuYT]

Hahahahaha

[@randomcamus9445]

😂Please do not make me laugh 😊

[@TervelBG]

Ahhaha I remember this song, it was huge hit in my country's version of youtube. There were even parodies with fake subtitles.

[@denizbluemusic]

which country?

[@Reinhard_Erlik]

@@denizbluemusic China.

[@MoEats297]

I was afraid I will die without knowing what the lyrics mean. Jerry Liu thanks man 🙏

[@kevinjohnson7300]

"Im an expert at defeating fat broads"

[@canoafurada1105]

This was the most insane rap battle I have ever seen in my life

[@yi_ch]

I just finished watching "why women kill" and youtube recommened me this...

[@JerryLiuYT]

Hahahahaha

[@TPCDAZ]

I've watched this on repeat for 15 years ... i .... just ... cant ... stop ... it

[@GerardPerry]

Where can I get those sweet, sweet moves?

[@Neogeocortex]

Ebay

[@TheBellows000]

That woman could probably cut paper with her voice, it was fun, but now i have to go somewhere to stitch my eardrums back together.

[@RealSMSi]

he's still in puberty

[@JerryLiuYT]

HAHAHA ;)

[@superchili9057]

I loved it! One of the best 90's classic collection

[@thaliahwang5228]

Sorry but I love this song 😂😂😂 I've been looking for it for years!

[@IchbinSchalker]

Thank you for translating this one!!! It's the best of one of them. I've been studying Mandarin for almost three years, but even though I know the meaning of many ideograms of this lyrics, it's very hard to get the context of their dialogues.

[@Rohitbairwa]

This is gold, my new favourite shit, better than corona. 10/10 would recommend.

[@nishithaashok2908]

My friend when I tell him I forgot to do my Math homework : 0:42

[@Pop_A_Chaderall]

I unironically love this song.

[@social3ngin33rin]

I thought you already showed us this song lol

[@JerryLiuYT]

Nope

[@indemand2]

He showed us the spotted dove video by the same group. kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y2awoaiEjcaNhLs

[@CitizensAreaTransit]

Excuse me can we just appreciate the look on the mans face at 1:21?😂😂😂

[@max.lw.]

Best thing to come out of China since fireworks

[@AmySakamoto-xw6mr]

疫情期间jerry要注意安全啊

[@eriche9879]

Hahaha, I am surprised this caught up to you! Too bad many of the puns aren't just there for a western audience of yours.

[@harish8339]

My mum plays this song when I won't woke up

[@strawberrychae6805]

Lol

[@TPCDAZ]

It's official. This song can being you back from the dead.

[@clementavana5560]

Let me guess, Southern dialect? When i listening this music for first time, i think they're not even using putonghua😂

[@JerryLiuYT]

Yunan dialect ;)_

[@prahladsharma431]

What is the origin of roasting? Me:- china 😅😂🤣

[@Juniperus_Godegara]

I remember watching this 10-15 years ago as a meme. 😑 At that time no subs were available, this is 10 times worse with captions. 😂 I liked your comments throughout the vid "learn Mandarin" 😁 but this is the kind of stuff for which I would NOT want to learn the language 😂 Anyway, did you see how the skinny was friendzoned? 😆

[@McRoberts1000]

the singer of the skinny lady is actually the third aunt of the guy, and her husband who wrote the lyrics was watching

[@danielsnook5029]

He's got two reasons for a 'secretion.' 🤣

[@1lapmagic]

If I ever go to China I'm going to Yunnan. These are my people

[@leverezekiel7950]

0:37 damn

[@akitoes]

As a Cantonese speaker I agree with this message

[@airplanegobrr2017]

If you look at the dudes face in the thumbnail he’s really feeling the song sink in he’s really into it 😂😂😂😂

[@necro2607]

k LOL this is even funnier than I expected, hahaha, rad

[@bingbung]

Are these subtitles an april fools joke?

[@KuZiMeiChuan]

no. And also it sounds just as bizarre and obnoxious in the original language.

[@japanfanatic1415]

It's real, this is a comedy group

[@cosmoobserver3416]

The subtitles are very faithful renditions of the lyrics in Chinese.

[@Gryfder]

These...are Yunnanese songs by minority ethnic groups

[@ugh967]

what does the guy mean at 04:04

[@gggg-ji4wg]

“ small thin baby”

[@rahelabebe8002]

Mom:go get the cows the cows:moo guantana tunnnana

[@Thisaccountisnotabot]

Jerry....what in the world are you having us watch? LOL And....aren't the three of them in that MV women?

[@LangBuildsMc]

when is this gonna be on spotify

[@spicysonicrofl]

Thanks Joel

[@watermelonsandal4206]

So when were these songs made because it seems like they just manifested out of nowhere.

[@sbtcyuh1646]

oh my , im panicking when i realise the guy was bragging about his “sex-ability” 😂 this group was really weird with their lyrics and i dont know the reason why they did that Btw im a Vietnamese and we possess alot of weird folk songs too, even when you are a Vietnamese , you cannot understand what the songs tell 😭

[@realzanark8914]

Marvelous

[@jaydaykoth]

I’m not afraid to see Yan Wang

[@richardkaye5965]

0:27 = 🤣

[@yuukileadenheart5960]

the comments though, the comments go well with the song

[@felixartola_]

0:10 Hiede a Culo :v

[@SweatyFingers084]

Best song

[@Genesisalfanta____]

in my online class what should i answer it? Me:

[@risyamustario6056]

Badanamu happy lunar new year + hilarious chinese song = maya mystic as xiangling the panda warrior cosplay. Animated 3D version of alvin & the chipmunks Halloween episode + twin musicom's spooky ride = maya mystic as QiQi the Chinese vampire girl cosplay.

[@richardgibczynski2371]

Awesome 😅😅😅

[@DancingShiva788]

My ears are bleeding and I feel an aneurysm coming on, yet the most pressing concern I have is WTF did I just watch????

[@asheeradamita6644]

maya mystic as xiangling the panda warrior + diamond dolls chipmunks song = translate panda into chinese word say. whatever afters genie in a bottle book review + annoying orange treasure hunt = translate monkey into arabic word say.

[@redbunnybunny7978]

Their back

[@andrewhooper7603]

It corrupted at the perfect line, lmao.

[@Woccupyl]

It went viral online in China almost ten years ago.

[@JoshuaGamer1]

When your running out of money:

[@carlschannel6216]

My ears have gone now lol

[@temarket]

Better than Taylor Swift break up songs.

[@amc5936]

do they have a youtube channel i want to see more

[@JJRClassic88]

Nope. From what I understand, they made these videos back in the mid-1990s and then that was it.

[@gggg-ji4wg]

they have tiktok channel😂

[@autumnleaf2537]

oh god my ears

[@michaelataturk249]

What's your take on Gweilo 60 (another KZbinr, but located in China)

[@JerryLiuYT]

I should have a conversation with him!

[@michaelataturk249]

@@JerryLiuYT There have been a lot of live talks recently on KZbin between foreigners living in China that have a KZbin Channel. I suggested they invite you for a sort of reverse perspective of a Chinese person living in the "West". It would be great exposure for your channel also. I'll send you an email later.....

[@JerryLiuYT]

@@michaelataturk249 cool!

[@nakatirta4046]

Speed 2x 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@taranhartle9074]

What's this song called?

[@almos-bendeguzarany9274]

LMFAO ITS SO MUTCH BETTER WHEN YOU UNDERSTAND IT

[@aloksinghbaghel3478]

My dear lord have mercy on me ha ha ha ha ha ha

[@toastrave7820]

i don't know whether or not i should try singing in front of my cousin's wife from Taiwan

[@lukas_FPV_X]

what my last brain cell saw . . .

[@ic3yboy]

1:40 hshahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

[@pembemezarlikarabeskenjoyer]

Wtf Im gonna wash my brain with soup

[@cooliipie]

Why are the voices so awful in some songs. Like Beijing opera 😬

[@shokriii]

That’s how they mess with there voice, it’s the bands fault not chinas

[@girl-xk2db]

Their voices are amazing, what are you talking about

[@murdercubes4968]

Their faces look like they are being pointed at whit guns off camera as they sing

[@Not_Faaz]

Song name

[@TaTa-ce1kq]

CUTE

[@VeraLee]

I wonder what these 3 are up to these days

[@williamwan3712]

They're now somebody's grandparents. The man in the middle sang a theme song of a Chinese anime in 2018

[@DFE-wu9lq]

@@williamwan3712 wich one?

[@andreashirschberger2871]

This is the reason why aliens never gonna visit us!

[@henlothere7356]

Can you please give the link to the original video please? I can’t find it

[@henlothere7356]

It’s ok I found it

[@GRYFUUN]

0:49

[@allenbonares6777]

1900% cringe this song will deafet coronavirus

[@realdanksta2237]

My ears are bleeding, how high pitched are the voices of the 2 women??

[@bunyangh9240]

watching this increases my anxiety 🙁

[@arditd7724]

Drake when he said he likes his girls BBW

[@我是台灣蛙蛙]

😂

[@ash_aiden]

Lmao

[@asheeradamita6644]

maya mystic as QiQi the chinese vampire girl cosplay + twin musicom's spooky ride = maya mystic as QiQi the chinse vampire girl cosplay taking photos in front of pumpkin statue. tapps games ever after doll house fairy bundle + melanie martinez NFC CD keychain & piano calendar = UNIQLO X disney fairies pyjama set.

[@liamfedorowicz]

Whats the artist called

[@gggg-ji4wg]

雷敏敏 lei min min. Now he has a lot of fans in Chinese TikTok😂

[@mfriedrich2012]

I like the girl in yellow.

[@twilightfox1013]

Here's the full song if you need it. kzbin.info/www/bejne/h6ecqJ5rocx6fNE

[@ClearsightAltAccount]

Singing a weird song in a weird voice damn

[@chinggiskhaan7883]

0:20 tf

[@akilsemple6314]

He cheated on her again jaraiya senpai

[@TotallyxInsane]

I want to be super braggadocius too

[@niticus3331]

drake needs to take notes this is fire!

[@donc9275]

Jerry, this is unrelated. Since the Kung Fu Flue (using coded words so you don’t get demonetized) showed up have you experienced racism, paranoid looks, or any strange behavior from people? Are you still in Los Angeles?

[@JerryLiuYT]

I haven't experienced anything major, but I know a lot of Asian Americans have. For me, my body is not shaped in a way to look like it's takes shit. I walk weird, so usually people don't mess with me on the street ;) Thanks for your concern man! How you been?

[@donc9275]

Jerry Liu, I figure that about 10% of humanity has a screw loose and that whenever something bad happens these people will bubble to the surface. So it’s a small number of people attacking a large group of people. I walk like I own the world so I don’t get hassled too often. Lucky for me I’m involved in a essential industry so I’m working. In L.A. we’re being required to wear masks when in public.

[@JerryLiuYT]

@@donc9275 Stay same man! When this is all over, let's get some coffee!

[@tord.ishot_1]

I'm gonna tell my grandkids this is kpop

[@pomponion6977]

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