Jesse Pepe Is Very Adopted - Stand Up Comedy - Hollywood Improv

[@inarabueno]

_When she screamed _*_Jesse Pepe_*_ my heart stopped and my head was like: _*_Noooooooooo it’s J Pee_*

[@JPeeMusic]

Don't worry Inara, I'm always J Pee at heart :)

[@gyd6616]

I didnt know He was a sad frog either (im sorry i had to)

[@platinumrubies85]

haha same.

[@vtigerftw5406]

That was really good, rare to see a comedian successfully perform one gag through his whole show.

[@JPeeMusic]

Much appreciated!

[@edsmith1589]

Are you bisexual?? You are very complicated i love it 😂

[@TCt83067695]

Wishful thinking?

[@ingelabjorklund178]

Awww this was really heartbreakingly sad, but at the same time hilarious! Kisses from Spain

[@JPeeMusic]

Don't worry Ingela! My parents are great sports about it ;)

[@ingelabjorklund178]

J Pee Thank you for replying! I love all your work! Ingela

[@jamesnojmam4606]

I thought he was gay, but apparently not.

[@Jin-bo1mk]

Sad life...

[@dakshsharma1703]

Don't tell me😭

[@icantakeit]

So, this is what the apocalypse feels like 😭

[@aboredbeing4946]

How the fuck do you keep up a gag about adoption though your whole sketch? *claps*

[@JPeeMusic]

Hey if I can keep a bored being entertained...that's a win in my book :)

[@xadkahelsinki]

It's crazy how you're not famous yet, how so?! You're awesome.

[@JPeeMusic]

Thank you so much!!

[@thefreakster47]

He is hella funny. 😂 why did the adopted kid walk the road 😂

[@awkwardraccoon4313]

Not enough adoption jokes

[@JPeeMusic]

I'll do more next time

[@trinityphar2428]

Literally me, I make adoption jokes CONSTANTLY

[@Sushigabby]

"I don't know... let's ask their parents!" 5:45

[@olliehue7868]

sushigabby123 … marry me

[@eddieray]

Missed you daddy , it's been months !! Glad you are back ♥️♥️😍

[@JPeeMusic]

Who lives at the petting zoo

[@Crow3ater]

@@JPeeMusic ...what?

[@davidprenticeii6742]

You have such a great sense of humor. You can always get a laugh out of me.

[@joseluis28ful]

I almost pepe my pants

[@JPeeMusic]

Why are you wearing pants?

[@joseluis28ful]

J Pee Cuz they feel good?. I don't know. Society?

[@JPeeMusic]

Fuck society bro. Take those pants off

[@joseluis28ful]

J Pee you know what? You are right, I'm gonna go back from my break pantless. Fuck society. Fuck my job.

[@patronofdenial]

That was hilarious man good job!

[@colingoetz3936]

I love you daddy

[@maybe9357]

🌚be in line bitch

[@olliehue7868]

Colin Goetz … I’m kinda disturbed

[@dakshsharma1703]

@@maybe9357 Lmao

[@aryac5599]

Man, you are effortlessly amazing!!! But maybe you should do videos more often😊

[@JPeeMusic]

I'll have a lot more for you soon :)

[@DonNeuhauser-uo1wf]

Your name is Jesse. Oh my God. I love the Joshua Kadison song about Jessie. Of course, that's just coincidence. Love, Don xoxo

[@monstakiid9280]

You should this from now on u were killing it

[@nancyborden5860]

To be funny and handsome, forgot what I was going to ssy, but I love your stuff.

[@trystantiffany8854]

Loved it.

[@ras613pa]

Our FAVORITE straight guy!

[@unknownt9367]

J pee omg I love this so much😂😂😘😘

[@sighkrishna]

Such a fine man!

[@ethanmeadows1785]

Fucking legend.

[@sns1547]

"Mass adoption" lmaoooooo

[@Crow3ater]

I was at an overnight camp this one time, and there was this kid who was passing around a puzzle because he wasnt able to solve it... and this one kid like messed it up or something and then handed it off to this girl and the dude got all mad but she just looked at him and said "it was messed up when it was handed to me" and this kid goes, "that's what my mom said when I was born" and I dIED laughing

[@PRATEEKPRATEEK-n4m]

I was like, finally a cool gay guy before watching this video.😢

[@JPeeMusic]

AHAHAHA

[@DerpyDork]

Why wasn't i invited

[@JPeeMusic]

Next time :)

[@JPeeMusic]

Next time Lisa. Next time

[@DerpyDork]

J Pee fuck yeah

[@ninochandra8490]

He’s straaaaighhht??

[@wuilmarksalcedo2018]

Well done J Pee!!!

[@echostoleurtimbs2877]

Oooweee im first Im sorry i just really needed to do that

[@JPeeMusic]

Jason wins the goddamn day!

[@charlessimons2851]

very lowkey funny

[@DonNeuhauser-uo1wf]

You want to run the new Google honey? Does that mean you'll be living close by to me? I don't think I can let that happen. Love, Don xoxo

[@DonNeuhauser-uo1wf]

Wow. I thought I got one gift in my life, in Ron. Now you, Tad, Edward, Mr. Chicano, Kelly, Chris, How many boys are in Neverland? Love, Don xoxo

[@chenyeola6635]

Fuckin love you

[@JPeeMusic]

fucking love you avgfandom

[@chenyeola6635]

J Pee I'm honoured. Thank you

[@caseyash8975]

All this time i didnt know your name😂

[@himanshidiwan8603]

Love you J pee.

[@actuallyvidding]

Read the desciption😂

[@katsmith471]

i’m adopted and if i did this my mom would cry lmao

[@miguelarce9739]

Que guapo macho

[@DonNeuhauser-uo1wf]

CIA. I'm sure there would be historical writing about Aladdin at a minimum. How Set of Ancient Egypt, Lord of the Underworld (known to me as Te Chen, childhood name Te, Chinese and now known as Satan?) knew Aladdin and played cards with him, or read with him? Love, Don xoxo

[@terrorbilly5656]

After 6 years, will he still reply to comments on this video? 👀

[@JPeeMusic]

Of course he will.

[@terrorbilly5656]

@@JPeeMusic okay, now that you're here, I would like to confess my love for you 🥰❤️

[@JPeeMusic]

@@terrorbilly5656 Love, accepted

[@terrorbilly5656]

@@JPeeMusic 🥰

[@MK-wc7sy]

yES MOM!!

[@umichan3934]

So Jesse I also do mass adoption and it takes about five adopted kids to change a light bulb but it will only work If the light bulb is adopted to because the other light bulbs are mean to them so ya there you go. Hope that helps:)!

[@JPeeMusic]

Fucking lightbulbs. Such assholes

[@IK-fg4gw]

I thought he was gay?! Weird

[@JPeeMusic]

Clearly not gay, guys. You've seen my videos...

[@MiNombreEsElCamaron]

What videos

[@IK-fg4gw]

J Pee yeah its gayish😂

[@taylorveldhuis8269]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@ritiksingh6260]

I love pepe

[@DonNeuhauser-uo1wf]

Do Anne Costelloe and Lori Bienstock know (From Watson Wyatt? Have they had a cow yet?) Love, Don xoxo

[@saramerlin283]

Fml. He has gf ;0:

[@enterusername7412]

Hi j pee!

[@hannigraham5831]

Hot.

[@surajwakpanjar5996]

Why don't u become an actor u deserve good cerrier in film industry

[@BrownBrother27]

Darn it! I thought you were into men. Regardless, you're a quite good entertainer.

[@xfwmammdx]

You are insanely beautiful... and funny. Love ya. *hugs & kisses*

[@themirrorsofmymind]

Joe Jonas *wishes* he was so beautiful! (Nick has you both beat though. More muscle... Sorry.)

[@rowo175]

J p

[@garyinpalmsprings]

We all know your straight and that's great, but a totally stereotypical banter to comedic audiences is to immediately proclaim such status and add the profanity. Truthfully? Not original. It detracts from your talent.

[@jodierafferty2418]

😂😂😂😂