Jesse Appell Chinese Standup: I want to be a mistress 艾杰西脱口秀：我要当小三

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3月22号在北京老书虫书店"Da Shan and Friends"演出！
March 22nd performance at The Bookworm in Beijing at "Da Shan and Friends" show！
For more intercultural comedy, please visit www.laughbeijing.com!

[@thecaptainisherekao6471]

艾杰西的笑话很有深度有文化，尺度拿捏很准，三年汉语就这么好，让人佩服

[@bluexiao4167]

真的超级厉害，不仅仅是语言能力强，而且完全get中国文化，所以笑点都在点子上，太牛了

[@parthdarji8030]

get 就是了解

[@annieyu1888]

天哪， 讲得太好了。段子好，节奏太棒了。台上特别放松，包袱抖得猝不及防，让人爆笑。👍

[@randomname931]

This guy could be funny in any language. His jokes are funny and his delivery is on point.

[@lechen6184]

哈哈哈哈真是又年轻又帅啊！从喜剧人过来的没想到你5年前就这么好笑啦🤣666

[@diogenes5127]

I would love to see your keyboard.

[@cathycotton9635]

Very funny!!!!! Great timing, and some terrific misdirection there. Beautifully done.

[@yamsylm]

真挺难得的。要让本地人觉得搞笑不但对语言的要求很高，对文化的理解要求更高。支持！

[@zhenxin5771]

你绝对是一个语言天才！！！

[@張興華-d5i]

艾杰西脑筋超好

[@beatrixzhou]

好像在这种比较小的舞台上反而比较敢讲一些比较尖锐的点呢

[@bonegold3155]

多年前的段子这么有趣！可惜现在才认识艾杰西

[@sherry8782]

你很好笑！我看好你！ 我是个中国出生加拿大长大现在美国生活的华侨，我把你的standup分享给我的加拿大华人圈朋友和亲人了，期待你有更多culture standsups! 加油！！

[@fierypickles4450]

This dude literally invented his dream job by learning chinese and telling jokes

[@sofiayz7472]

You are killing it bruh

[@c.l.w2877]

可以的，兄弟。支持一波。“忙的时候非常忙，不忙就不忙。”我笑死在这了hhhh

[@ntantzen]

真的很好笑，你汉语说得非常流利，我很羡慕你呀！

[@BullyQi]

那时候的小艾好瘦好帅呀

[@dominicthedominator2796]

Just watched a few of your videos and really enjoyed them! My wife is Chinese and speaks four languages but I love hearing her speak Chinese the most!

[@EpicDearz]

The ’爸爸去那儿了‘ got me. Only just recently started watching '爸爸去哪儿’. xD

[@feicai3901]

眼泪笑出来了！！

[@48peon]

Dude, you are awesome.

[@sueyang2806]

真不错哦!一个老外能找到这么多笑料!牛!

[@AnnRose142]

This makes me want to learn Chinese... 😅

[@Jollon_Gan]

Ann Rose just do it , easy to learn lol

[@AnnRose142]

@@Jollon_Gan I don't think so. People think German is difficult (my native language). But after I have heard Chinese, I think German is kindergarten. 😂

[@markshao3901]

Ann Rose ok. I can teach you if you're beautiful girl🤣🤣

[@AnnRose142]

@@markshao3901 nice try. 😅

[@markshao3901]

Ann Rose ☺️☺️😘😘

[@tscn6209]

厉害厉害，都在点上

[@markshao3901]

Good job

[@한주야-j3r]

百看不厌! 流血生! 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@kworw2752]

講的挺好，很搞笑。也很切中社會焦點

[@alleywatson]

I show this to my students and they love it

[@Siennaflower]

That was hysterical! 😆 You're really good! I came here after seeing your interview with Xiaomanyc.

[@SmithTrek]

Lmao this was great !!

[@한주야-j3r]

"江西， 西安， 我们都是西方人" 哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@maijin2006]

太棒了! 好笑，深刻👍👍

[@maroli5302]

一開始段子就很成功

[@jdniuz1224]

Right on the points ! 棒！

[@izzym.g.6640]

lmaooo 艾滋病的艾

[@planetjia4159]

Funny, love it! Keep up the great humors

[@adrianvlog5607]

真厉害，五年前就这么好了

[@chuxvegas]

Big up Jesse! Keep up the good work!

[@ravineseder3133]

I'm a fast reader, but even playing this at 3/4 speed I often have to stop and back up to see what he said.

[@pwu8194]

He's very funny. probably the best in China.

[@pulupulumee5631]

艾杰西以前这么帅的吗？我粉他粉晚了 唉……好吧 还是很好笑

[@tongli3387]

说的真好

[@yogahypomaster8906]

真好！

[@rowanbickett1688]

我觉得这个留学生的笑话应该就是他最喜欢的一个笑话，因为这是我第三次看到了。

[@gatopet2383]

他说的点都是存在社会的，只是平时没有拿到台上来讲。

[@ceciliawonce4005]

你真的好可爱！看你的演出很棒！你以外国人的视野发现中外文化的差异，这种调侃让人觉得很新颖！比现在有些中国人反复重复那些低俗的玩笑有趣多了！加油哦！

[@tamaking5642]

👍牛逼！

[@eytonshalom]

excellent.....i love how chinese characters like Nei/inner give so many words...some of our acupuncture points have Nei in them....

[@shuningfeng3508]

底特律那里笑cry了2333333333333333333

[@aprill2864]

I’ll go to your talkshow if you perform in Shanghai some day 😂 you’re awesome

[@sophiestorontolife6566]

These 2 boys are both handsome, gorgeous

[@conniepu3644]

好好笑！厉害👍

[@sophiestorontolife6566]

They speak Chinese so well. Good boy.

[@heatherchapman2773]

That was awesome! Great job! You are very funny. I really enjoyed this video. I hope that someday I can get my stand up to be as polished and effortless as you make this look. Wishing you continued success. Have fun. ✨✨✨

[@johnbrown40639]

Amazing talk!

[@evanliu3279]

这五六年前的火力全开呢，呵呵

[@heftarc3290]

‘’性‘’ 爱

[@theOverseasJin]

Holy shit this standup piece was amazing!

[@kawaiic8u]

hahaha didn't know what I was clicking into when mom shared this link, her subtle way of telling me to forget #TGIF and go read Chinese books! @艾杰西 should do Spotify podcast!

[@ninal3973]

在中国三年，中文就说得这么好，太厉害了👍

[@annieyu1888]

很辛辣，不错不错。

[@shenzou4778]

我覺得還有一點比較厲害的是可以結合美式的梗，而且不尷尬我還覺得好笑

[@pennyxhr]

真乐翻天了

[@timbercladdingcn]

这个美国人演绎了超高难度的中国脱口秀。说实话，很多话中国人不敢说。。。。。。

[@dcrock8978]

Hilarious! You inspire me to keep studying Mandarin!

[@respector7575]

你不仅会说中文，你很了解中国和中国人。。。

[@lisalee6526]

真敢说啊

[@antoniussugianto7973]

LOVELY.... : )

[@haojunyang7883]

这一连串眼花缭乱的谐音梗，哈哈哈

[@gaoxinglangblog]

牛逼。支持你！

[@user-xt7vj5cn5e]

这家伙也成精了😁😍

[@helenxu7002]

小三的行業 哈哈哈哈

[@米小侠女]

支持你，大帅哥！！

[@jeffmui7371]

lol ! 真不错啊。

[@busfahrer09]

dude, you're fuckin amazing! seen two bits now, thanks for being on xiaoma otherwise I would never have heard of you! :D :D

[@bin4221]

小三儿，这儿化音 😂

[@車爾斯]

支持一下。爱兄

[@buzzanderson6217]

You should write a book called learning Chinese the funny way! I’m so impressed by your jokes! I liked all of them except the last one. It was funny but I thought the set was very respectful until then and thought it was refreshing compared to stand up here that can be too r-rated. Are you going to have any shows in the states? It would be cool if you could do an it’s a small world show in Orlando.

[@zhuoranli4576]

I got to say some jokes are too America, like that Detroit joke. But I do generally enjoy it.

[@zee1645]

Zhuoran Li thats the only one. People might not get the reference. But u dont know the audience. So dont make assumptions either

[@cocoacoolness]

I know nothing about detroit, but i hear the joke a lot so assume its a bad place?

[@jyashin]

It was generally known as “worst city in America” for a really long time. I mean like decades. High crime rate, lots of drug use, gangs, racial violence, and a huge number of really poor people.

[@sunshinev3800]

你的中文说得那么好！

[@autumnleaf2768]

有才

[@joyinmyzone9571]

真的笑点挺独特的

[@mavish5865]

字幕有毒啊哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@巫溪]

厉害了

[@estrella7861]

我是江西的 西方人🤣

[@totomolikhafaadai8744]

太狠了

[@yutou2295]

真逗

[@1924-r3k]

厉害厉害

[@hhao7310]

太棒了，这自黑同时还能讽刺社会现象的脱口秀很精彩。。希望中国多一些拿社会现象开涮的脱口秀哈哈哈

[@emikookime1849]

Why are there auto-generated French captions 😂

[@zangyiming5050]

“我性爱”2333333333333

[@tiamo1217]

以前好瘦 好帅 现在…还行吧 哈哈哈哈哈哈

[@kong4902]

快去订阅艾杰西 自己的youtu频道

[@HUAHUA383]

这些说脱口秀的美国年轻人，开放自由，思维宽广，前卫。他们都会有很好的生活

[@jasonzhang6632]

那时候还是很犀利的

[@TheDaexiled1]

Bejing Accent

[@Hannah_Xrendt]

没人在乎“我性爱”这个字幕吗233

[@voomie7868]

杰西说小三儿时为啥是东北口音 😂😂😂

[@qiaofengchen3356]

北京口音，不对应该叫华北口音

[@Stella-wy6ix]

太笑了

[@leonzhao1271]

很好笑笑