Lesbians get asked the DUMBEST questions - Jessica Kirson Comedy Central Special

[@Jonwisniewski04]

The internal dialogue bit (turns her back to audience) she does when jokes fail is brilliant. Such a great trick.

[@nezabytes]

I like it b/c she got some wide hips. Just wish the wind would blow!

[@nuckinfuts7610]

Agree. She proudly owns that "signature move" too, as she calls it. Ngl, it is rather brilliant. Definitely a laugh igniter. 😄

[@SotonskaTamburica]

I need to do this in real life

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

She’s brilliantly so relatable too 😂😂😂😂😂❤

[@ninachkah13]

There's another popular comic that does that, always works haha

[@random23287]

This woman deserves a Netflix special. Love it

[@buffyzzle]

Or at least come to Germany. I'm here for it.

[@tvthecat]

@@buffyzzle Aye yo 🤨📸

[@buffyzzle]

@@tvthecat what's wrong? 🙈

[@tvthecat]

@@buffyzzle Oh, you know hehehehe 💀

[@buffyzzle]

@@tvthecat not really? 😂

[@crg22499]

"we're very feminine looking so it's not that hard" FUCKIN LOVE HER HAHAHAHA

[@m.b3284]

didnt get that😭 can u explain?

[@crg22499]

@@m.b3284 Yes of course! Basically because they're both feminine looking they won't get looks or attention from people who would pass judgement and whatnot (not that there should be any to begin with ): ) & therefore most assume they're not even romantically together (passing as sisters or friends) so they avoid public/social scrutiny if there ever were to be any- hope that explained it(:

[@m.b3284]

@@crg22499 ohh got it! thanks😁

[@garrulus3399]

@@crg22499 it's so kind of you to explain! Thank you!

[@crg22499]

@@garrulus3399 Of Course(:

[@humaannejatian655]

She really has a brutal sense of humour and I love it but what I really adore about her is how she smiles. She looks like the kindest person in the world when she smiles.

[@dwilly8381]

❤

[@Grace-ms7un]

This is the sweetest comment 😢❤ she looks so beautiful

[@niklasdahlgren7641]

Jesus christ, she needs a full blown comedy career with at least a two hour special each year. Why has she not become a world star comedian yet? Why have i only found out about her NOW?

[@chevelle1]

She’s ok, but if she were funny enough to enough people, she’d have all that. Maybe she’ll get better and get her own special down the road. She has some raw talent.

[@NurseSabrina79]

RIGHT??! SAAAMMMME!!! I just stumbled across her and I was like, where have you been all my life?!😂

[@acejax4808]

@@chevelle1it’s not about being funny enough, it’s about the connections you have Hopefully she’ll find some good ones

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

😂😂😂 I kno

[@lizardwhispererfivehead3552]

@@acejax4808 mean her brother is Zach Braff I’m pretty sure he’s connected ❤ I think she’s paying her dues in the circuit like they all do 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@SkankNeurotique]

Genuinely the funniest comedian I’ve seen in decades!

[@RianJudge]

Me too, she's incredible

[@SjarMenace]

Indeed

[@TheKatarinaGiselle]

I dunno about decades, but she can be pretty funny.

[@judethaddeus9856]

She must be the only comedian you’ve seen in decades; this lady could win an award for the least funny person claiming to be a comedian

[@corgio1260]

@@judethaddeus9856 humor is subjective, dummy. I find her hilarious. You don’t have to.

[@Dirtymousey]

She just randomly pops up in my feed and never realized how much I need this woman in my life 😂😂 she’s definitely gotta rise up and start doing more specials she’s just gold!!!

[@mermaiddiyartist8119]

Yes. She’s amazing😂😂😂

[@danielgamboa8379]

same thing happened to me, I'm so thankful for the algorithm for popping her up in my feed, she is amazing

[@jojared1990]

same

[@brendaeaster8874]

This woman's brutal humor is hilarious!

[@bobbyspeckenbach8596]

This is better than 90% of comedy specials on Netflix right now lmao

[@zoestillw311]

@DrZookwhat ahaha that came out of nowhere 🤣💀

[@rachelh2731]

Her inner monologue pep talks are everything!!!!

[@Jmack2187]

Went to her show in Grand Rapids, MI. I was crying half the time! My stomach hurt so much. Her delivery, face, voice impressions are on point! Glad I got a pic with her!

[@sandraleigh4023]

Agree! She makes me laugh so hard, which almost never happens these days..

[@truecrimefan1433]

Make it your profile picture so we can c😮😊❤🎉

[@justjo7282]

I absolutely love her and all those things but please, no singing!! I'm not a fan of her songs, but her crowd work is freaking hilarious!!

[@arberasllanaj8878]

OMMMMGGG THE "hi dad 😀" killed me 💀💀💀 she is genuinely very smart and good love her

[@ibewcountry]

Incredibly smart… to much for her own good. They over analyze, often second guessing themselves even though they’re brilliant. Hope she reads this, BC we fans love ya !❤

[@twopeaksnorth8184]

Why have you not blown up yet? Your humour is golden! Honest, self depracating while also making fun of EVERYONE. Feels like the older style of comedy when stand uo was hilarious. So excited to see your journey!

[@AgnesAbeatrix]

Who said it? Then, according to your opinion, all british should change their accent? Just because Muslim Abdusamatov and people like him don't like how it sounds? It's the silliest and the most inuppropriate thing I've ever heard. P.S. You'll be shocked, but there are lots of people, who are obsessed with british accent.

[@justjo7282]

​@@AgnesAbeatrixwhat are you talking about? Perhaps you posted under the wrong comment, otherwise I'm confused as to what you're referring to. Jessica doesn't have a British accent and no one in these threads are commenting on British accents. 🙃

[@maddiredfern]

as a lesbian I relate to this so hard

[@maddiredfern]

@Hardcoreleftist you just gotta look gayer

[@davidrogan1292]

As a gay man so did I. She's very funny though.

[@manoman0]

@ohkaylalala 🤢🤮

[@EricSanAltarez]

“I don’t like cottage cheese… I’m not a fan of glue… “ 🤣 ☠️

[@quick-likefox]

When she turns around and talks to herself about how the joke didn’t land 😂😂 Absolutely brilliant! 😂

[@jsoc99]

😅

[@Laffingrl]

I lost it at 'dragging her around like a prehistoric animal'! I'm dead!

[@KerryG-SA]

One of the best parts is that you can see her trying not to laugh at her own jokes. What a legend.

[@1rewd133]

She's fantastic. Her asides to herself are unique and spot on.

[@gurabirierosanopara620]

Starting at 3:15 there are some of the best laughs I have ever heard from a live audience, she struggles not to lose it! What a joy! Snatch Match killed!

[@wrightcodyj]

I cackled so loud at that part.

[@crg22499]

"I need to love you to slap you" every joke is soooo good. My favorite comedian.

[@onebihuman]

"That's what you're concerned I'm eating?" Is such a banger.

[@livewiiiiire]

Completely obsessed with Jessica, at this point I don't even think I can consider myself bi anymore, I'm just all in for her lmao

[@Naturebug12]

...."We dont know of any lawyers in Toronto" ...killin in Jessica. We need full shows...presence, improv, crowd interaction, turning for self talk, facial expressions...and the impressions. The best out there 😂😂😂❤

[@lonismith6491]

I’m 9 days & 16 hrs sober & needed to hear some hilarious humor for me & my wife & my God were you the right one to find! You’re humor has made me laugh so hard. Thank you! You’re newest Subscriber!!!!❤❤❤

[@taylorsmith4128]

I hope you stay sober; keep doing it!

[@hetchoshaughnessy]

Good vibes for your sobriety!

[@robinhood6948]

Me too. Stay strong!❤😊 Jessicas videos helps me through rehab

[@Gulfraz.]

Mistake 1 - counting the days and hours you've been sober for. Shows how attached you still are..

[@Teddysbabygirl]

Did you stay sober?

[@sage5530]

i feel like jessica’s always the funniest person in every room she enters

[@denizalgazi]

Jessica, whenever I get those odd requests during a random hookup, I always say "that costs extra…"! That comment always freaks them out LOL!

[@unmuzzled7795]

You are just too hysterically funny. Juicy Scoop sent me here a few hours ago. I've been screaming with laughter ever since. Thanks for the giggles.

[@shanrenee2908]

This is the type of comedian who can tell you the most offensive joke but she's funny so you wouldn't get offended. This lady is comedy gold!

[@PrettyH8Mach1n3]

I love how much of her comedy style resonates with me- that constant push and pull between empathy and just being sick of everything.

[@pokemoon7367]

Genuinely this comedian has gotten me through most of my days, I am recovering from suicidal thoughts and I watched her most of my worst days. Keep it up!! I love your humor

[@msnzbody3712]

How can she not have a Netflix special and Tig Notaro does? There is no comparison. I could not get past 10 minutes watching Tig, but Jessica I could watch for hours. Born Talent!

[@dirtylemon3379]

I just don’t get how she’s not a comedy superstar, a name that everyone knows. She is absolutely, darkly hilarious.

[@m_christine1070]

I agree!

[@Hamlet2369]

I'm sure she doesn't care for popularity to the level of Ellen. She been at this for 23 years and I'm sure if she wanted she would have peaked ages ago... It's interesting to listen to her during q&a at the end of the show, she's a great woman

[@suhjakeydg]

i can’t get enough of her. i’ve been binge watching her youtube for the past 2hrs and i can’t stop laughing. i love her humor. just effortless.

[@isaiahpavlik1430]

This whole part of the special...... I was laughing....... Like I was afraid I was gonna have a asthma attack......💯😂🤣😎

[@manoman0]

"Number One: I can barely get out of bed". Good Lord, this is brilliant.

[@greysonbeato5919]

3:27 someone laughed like goofy and I love it 😂

[@charliemayne2981]

It was horrible and delightful at the same time

[@idktuber1606]

It was me

[@llamabot9889]

Yahoo ooh

[@orionlleyessa1306]

Amaaaazing! She just grabs the audience by the balls and does not let go - for even a second. They were rolling in the aisles😂. Just brilliant**

[@tonkajahari3010]

“They call me Dave” made me nearly spit out my food. 😂 Best female standup ever.

[@jacquelinesnyder9210]

I just watched her for the first time and I can’t believe i haven’t seen her before. I’m cracking up in the airport at 7 am thank you!!

[@evanabbott2737]

“Was it planned?”🤣

[@zahava6969]

my wife and i have gotten that question so many times 😅

[@deanna5090]

I love it when she turns her back and acts like a therapist. Ingenious.

[@seitanicgoat3194]

two weeks ago I had no idea who you are. Now I believe I have seen all your online material, you are amazing

[@ddewittfulton]

"We do it every shabbat" - Lord have mercy! 😂

[@tammyvarnot6596]

This is so far beyond hilarious. I’ve watched it over and over and laugh harder every time 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@AdovianDones]

“I’m not a fan of glue” Lmaoo iconic since day 1

[@shortbread445]

Watching her ist physically demanding. The high frequency of great jokes takes a toll in my body. I never knew that bursting out with more laughter while still laughing with the last joke for half an hour straight would make my belly muscles sore.

[@lanyxita]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@nicoloborgogno6975]

She’s definitely my favorite comedian now. Holy cow I just felt in love , she’s pure. What comedy needs now. Give her a frickin special and an Emmy

[@jezzieb4995]

I think I've said this on every one of her post but she's literally one of the best comedians to come along in decades. And I mean decades she's an absolute scream

[@colettewaddell8362]

Love you Jessica, my hubby and I think you’re hilarious. Our daughter is gay, so….just sayin that you fill our hearts with joy ☺️

[@quick-likefox]

Omg! I’ve never seen this woman’s comedy before. I’m so glad she came up on my feed. She’s hilarious!! Love her!

[@c.a.marsupial.1282]

She does great voice's as well as being funny as.

[@SalMiniYo]

Discovered Jessica Kirson’s comedy about 3 years ago. She is so hilarious and original. Would love to see her live sometime. I hope she gets a Netflix or HBO special soon. She deserves it.

[@unhookedwings]

“Doing a windmill” omg plssss 😂😂😂😂

[@alexxx5749]

OMFG she’s the funniest person alive I swear to God I’m dying 😂😂😂❤

[@IrishElf]

As a very strong Christian, this is absolutely glorious. I don’t know why I love this so much.

[@IrishElf]

@@SlickArmor am I not allowed to find something like this funny?

[@IrishElf]

@@SlickArmor I am. I probably shouldn’t find it funny, but I do.

[@Aight7]

Comedy has no limits. I come from a conservative Christian upbringing too and I love this woman!

[@frankG335]

Same!

[@StephanieLinda_]

So.. you have hate in ur heart ? So much so you rather not laugh bc ur Christian "values" or would u rather hate her bc simply ur religion?

[@NEXUS_XIIIBAND]

You are simply my fav comedian at the moment. Comic genius. Love the way you work the crowd and go off on crazy anecdotes. I keep sharing your clips with all my mates. Thank you! Much needed comedy gold in an uncertain world. :)

[@MizoletteTV]

I just discovered her, and I’ve been laughing so hard!! She’s funny!!😂😂😂😂

[@carolynsopko1061]

She is truly funny ! So glad I discovered her !

[@easyybreezeyy]

„So now I‘m dragging her around“ 😂😂

[@robertkomanec2028]

Oh, Jessica! You have got to be the funniest female on the planet! I'm a gay guy living in San Francisco and have seen several Lesbian comics (I used to write for a few gay newspapers) and I have to say, you kept me laughing from start to finish. No small feat! BRAVA! 🌹

[@islambary2menkom]

I like that ,she uses sarcasm in her jokes a lot .she just popped in my recommandations and i found myself going through all her vids ,lol.

[@calvinjohnson4276]

This is one of the funniest sets I have seen in awhile. Which one of you are the man. I guess I am because I don't listen and I'm dead inside....🤣

[@sheilahill5492]

How have I not see this woman!!!?? OMGOODNESS, I was laughing so hard. At one point I was laughing so hard no sound was coming out.. 🤣 Oh shit.. I loved everything that came out of this women's mouth

[@amystrawberries890]

Love you! You're so hilarious, and you've really brought me some happiness during some hard times. Thanks for the laughs! 😁❤

[@delfin7461]

Loved her internal monologue bits. a brilliant comedian,who is no longer with us, Richard Jenni,used to do that. If you like her, you'd probably like him

[@travisrutters4198]

Jessica needs more recognition, she is just phenomenal. She also has podcast chemistry with anyone so she is always a welcomed guest

[@chanenchanted]

This woman has came into my life and done nothing but split my sides, I am grateful that her “Shorts”inspired me to subscribe. Just a gay ass campy time. Gimme gimme more!

[@Sogonrei]

"Was she on Cheers?" had me dying. You do resemble Kristie a bit and your voice and sarcasm..love it.

[@janetlawson4482]

She is hysterically funny, oh my goodness!❤😂

[@alexandragarcia6530]

YES she needs a NETFLIX SPECIAL SHE MAKES ME LAUGH SO HARD 🤣😹🤣😹🐈

[@realitymuzic357]

this comment section is so wholesome and supportive lol i love it

[@kerch-e]

There's no one quite like her. So damn funny.

[@ravenclaw_4life722]

"we have a child we got her at home depot" 💀💀

[@anniefannycharles9951]

Definitely mature humor. So damn funny.

[@Naturebug12]

I cant laugh anymore...so incredibly hilarious Jessica. We need a world tour ❤😂😂😂😂😂

[@sandyvincenzo9527]

The drunk woman bit was hilarious 😂😂

[@Blackngray311]

love Jess she's one of the best tbh 🔥

[@camilofuentespena7348]

Finally a funny one. Great delivery! Love her sarcasm.

[@princessbunny80085]

Fuck I had to stop eating so I wouldn’t inhale my food and choke AGAIN 😭😹

[@amberlucille8445]

You're hilarious!! And I love all your facial expressions LOL

[@dianekraus6896]

What a funny person. She’s terrific

[@baileycrawly]

You’re so talented Jessica, I haven’t heard standup this funny since Joan Rivers, you’ve got serious talent and I hope your career gets huge, you deserve it!

[@therealdachshunddjangosmom]

Thank you, KZbin, for bringing her into my Life. I didn't know, i needed her, but I DID, for sure!!!!! 😇 Much ❤️ from Austria 🇦🇹

[@laydeeTeaAurora]

Why have I never heard of this woman? She's hilarious! 🤣🤣❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

[@sean4339]

This woman should have her own TV comedy show 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@NurseSabrina79]

She us my new favorite comedian!!! She makes me laugh so damn hard! I also love Jim Gaffigan and Nate Gervasi, they're all incredibly talented and I can't get enough of them! 🥰😂😂

[@NorsePJ]

Jessica, your humour is just fantastic. It's a great help with dealing with one's life issues. Thank you! 🙂

[@tempestsylph]

"We don't even know any lawyers in Toronto!!" amazing even to the last line

[@eleegee]

I have watched this entire special at least three times now and it never fails to make me laugh, love you Jessica!!

[@peaceloveandunity1434]

Ahahaha love you Jessica 😂🤣😂 you always make me laugh so much Thanks sweetie 💕💖💞

[@XcupcaketimebombX]

That friend who asked about scissoring had to be Bert Kreischer😂😂

[@kimberleybarnes-digrande8461]

Now this is TFF! Ive seen LOTS of comedian’s @ clubs, different venues & tv. Everyone, but not you? Where have you been all my life? Seriously I can’t the remember last time a comedian had me holding my gut & choking from laughing so hard. MORE Jessica please!!!!!!

[@allyw1364]

Jessica just came up in my feed Ive been watching all her performances now, so hilarious! !

[@KrystalMimms]

"Was she on Cheers?" 😆😆 im assuming she means people confuse her with Kirstie Alley...she does look a lot like her. Gorgeous women🖤

[@adrianken97]

My GOD she is AMAZINGLY FUNNY and SO DIFFERENT!!!!!

[@ElTiano21]

Omg I live live for her voicing her “inner monologue” 😂😂

[@alexaweisbarth3950]

Her imitation of her mother killed me 😂😂 brilliant!

[@FelixvonMontfort]

Just found you. Binge watching ahead. Great!

[@Wydeedo]

First time I saw her was on Leno and I’ve watched her ever since-Jessica Kirson is hysterical!