Jessie the Internet Telemarketer tries to help an office

Jessie, just doing her job, tries to help these rude bastards make some extra money but they've just got stuff wrong with them and won't listen.

[@VelocityBeat]

I come back every so often. Never gets old.

[@Eckenwiel]

Same 😂

[@alexkelsey4000]

Me too!

[@e.m.5868]

Damn, you’re hot as heck dude

[@ignacio9813]

Same here

[@dyelawnhotfire]

I come back to shut up and listen to her

[@VaatiOfDarkness]

"Are you gonna shut up and listen to me?" *gasp*

[@craigbrooks7226]

This absolutely kills me every time, that gasp just really topped it all off

[@RobWitchdoctor]

@@craigbrooks7226 legendary

[@RobWitchdoctor]

One day their great great grandchildren will research their family's history and gasp at them gasping at Jessie. Comedians will then contact Jessie's descendants and troll them.

[@kalishakta]

"Excuse me get fcked!" 😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😢😢😭😭

[@aikidoboynj]

Jessie still waiting for her first sale

[@dann_2016]

2014 - 2024 and still

[@skyhazel6205]

Poor Jessie, I feel like nobody appreciates just how much she's trying to help them..

[@musicsoshiny]

lol

[@johntompkins9282]

😂lol

[@AnnabelleCharrier]

It's an outrage. Jesse is the human face of all injustice!

[@geep7267]

Cos they aren’t going to shut up and listen to her!! 😅

[@johntompkins9282]

😂😂😂👍lol 💯

[@Crymson1]

I love the mortified gasps in the background.

[@swashline]

Crymson84 a

[@kevinjackson1275]

Crymson84 Imagine if they’d heard Duncan

[@SimsMoyal]

Oh my god!!!!!!!

[@mrpayne123]

I was gonna make the same comment, though I think the gasps were not really mortification and kind of joking on their part because they found it surprising and funny.

[@drgustaf2450]

So cheesy and melodramatic

[@comicrelief911]

I love the moment they all gasp when she sells her to shut up

[@PrankCallsOG]

comicrelief911 “sells” her?

[@KingLich451]

hahahahhaah god damn gold prank

[@weebgrinder-AIArtistPro]

@@PrankCallsOG it's a typo. Oh fugg yew, Charles.

[@trekkie1981]

Americans aren’t used to manners lol

[@WheresPoochie]

"...and I found you to be very astonishingly rude" "Oh my God, fuck off..."

[@brianbaratheon]

+WheresPoochie *gasp*

[@ECDT1089-EtheLamborghini]

lmao 😆😆

[@e.m.5868]

Damn, Jessie harassed her way up from the receptionist to the Sales Supervisor then finally the Office Manager, and still wasn’t able to close the deal. Maybe she should be a scheduler instead of a sales rep. Oh well, maybe another day so finally be able to close the deal.

[@nothanksimgood]

I can see why she's getting really upset with them. Why are they saying they're gonna call the cops on her when all she's trying to do is help them? Outrageous.

[@Mark-Smeaton]

She'll call the cops, dumb fuck.😂

[@boopthesnoot_boop]

I love how she seems to think that her being a supervisor means anything to somebody who doesn't work there.

[@SuperNova-ru5dp]

I LOVED the gasps lol

[@lonelion1165]

Me too!! lol

[@AgentGibbs]

6:00 though lol when she hangs up on Jessie when told to fuck off.

[@magnucolt]

Hahah.. Me too! So amazing. And what are the ladies doing anyway? Sitting all around there listening to this one call??

[@gerf3647]

@@magnucolt Probably hiding from any dentist calls asking for their appointments.

[@MalikSucksAss]

@@lonelion1165 Excuse me! Get fucked...

[@MrAsterack]

"Are you going to shut up and listen to me?" -Entire room gasps in disbelief Oh man America would eat them for breakfast.

[@ericwood3709]

asterack That says more for the UK than it does for us :\

[@mr.dystopian5554]

+asterack Correction: Arnold would eat them alive.

[@TrackForField]

xxxxxxxxxxxxxx5 well in all honesty The UK is actually following behind. Just watch your TV show supersize versus super skinny

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

Despite Americans on average being far more polite. We’ve met your saccharine tourists being all friendly. We get drunk and smash things up on holiday.

[@johnnyjohnny3117]

lol from what I've heard of these pranks Americans are some of the nicest, most placid people around. Asians, on the other hand, would eat them for breakfast.

[@SoundBoardAntiScammer]

Jessie invades England..lol..New calls from you are always worth the wait.

[@Melissa0774]

This is such a great soundboard. It helps that the word dollar isn't used. That makes it sound more authentic.

[@Gruezi583]

these british girls are fun .

[@renegadeace1735]

Poor Jesse, they were so rude to her after she tried to help them :(

[@Deadpool_64]

"I don't ever act like that on the phone" *hangs up on Jessie when she's mid sentence*

[@whiteshadow59]

She's such a positive, inspirational person Jessie, just look at her. Not all superheroes wear capes.

[@ahmedelsayed7762]

Some super heroes wear headsets

[@whiteshadow59]

@@ahmedelsayed7762 r u gonna shut up and listen to me?

[@bterrorrant3506]

*THIS GUY BEHIND THE SOUNDBOARD SHOULD GET A MEDAL FOR HIS AMAZING ABILITY TO CHOOSE THE RIGHT RESPONSE EVERYTIME*

[@hossamzahid]

I hope he is alive and OK

[@lebagel]

Honestly it's like art. How he manages to argue so genuinely with Shilpa.

[@legaleagles3654]

@@lebagel Definitely

[@Sulla2300]

The British are so polite compared to the Americans. “Therefore, I am going to put the phone down”

[@1985indeed]

We are indeed. We don't blow up straight away like Americans do, and the politeness just makes for more amusing calls.

[@pauld.3940]

I love how rude and aggressive Jesse is.

[@joshbales8839]

Gotta give good ole Jesse credit for persistence

[@MVUK358]

Indeed. She is a hard-working telemarketer. Won't take no for an answer. Always pushing her product :P

[@billydeeuk]

The only thing that would've made this call funnier is, when Shilpa asks "Is this Jessie again?" you'd've replied with "No" instead of "Yes"

[@AnnabelleCharrier]

Never thought of that. So true!!

[@soulcube8008]

they did not hear "oh my god fuck off" the first two times ?

[@mopar_or_no_car5272]

I really miss the Jessie calls in the prank community.

[@louuj6058]

I miss the Katie at the mall calls. I love how the office answer the phone 'Is this Jessie again?' 'Yeeesss'. Sigh. 😆

[@Gonthor1000]

_"Oh my God, Fuck off"_ *_"gasps Oh My God, gaaasps"_*

[@weebgrinder-AIArtistPro]

Lol sounds like a bunch of school girls in the background going "Oooohhhh!" So exasperated

[@VCthaGOATdunker]

Oh man I LOVE the womens reactions to the insults. that makes the call awesome.

[@NemtYT]

I'm calling in regards to your account NUMBAH!

[@MVUK358]

ACCOUNT. NUMBAH.

[@Skepticaleo]

The collective gasp when she says F off is priceless

[@magnucolt]

What the hell? Are they all sitting around just listening to her phone call??

[@MBoldman50]

That's how women work.

[@rival121]

@@MBoldman50 that sexist MARK!

[@poop121]

Amazing how patient and polite these Brits are. Call NYC or Miami and see how patient they are in comparison, haha.

[@SlasherTrash]

I only realised it was a soundboard halfway through. I need sleep.

[@ericwood3709]

"Is this Jessie again?" "......yes." LOL

[@alexkelsey4000]

Can you stop ringin'?

[@catluva74]

how is it the British people can sound so polite while being rude?

[@legaleagles3654]

cat luva. It’s a skill we practice lol

[@legaleagles3654]

the giehf. Jolly good, I stand corrected.

[@Religious_man]

It's an aggressive deception.

[@adrianandlaura]

cat luva sarcasm, irony and passive aggression are national sports.

[@weebgrinder-AIArtistPro]

They're masters of sarcasm. And Mark Tween once said sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Well he can get stuffed.

[@jeffkrong621]

They really should make a speaking doll, that says: "My name is Jesse! Would you be interested in making money from the internet?"

[@mgibbs88]

These British women don't understand, this is how we make a sale in America!

[@Heretic3000]

While some may find Jessie’s methods questionable. You can’t deny that her persistence is unmatched. She never gives up. Even when the office manager gets off topic, Jessie calmly reminds her to shut up and listen. We all can learn something from Jessie.

[@alexkelsey4000]

Calmy reminds her to shut up and listen 😂😂

[@PhillyThug]

haha I love how shocked they are at Jesses comments. I wonder how they'd react to Rick or Springfield lol

[@TransitTycoon]

Springfield = *hangup* Because he is most stupid soundboard out there.

[@PhillyThug]

Transit Tycoon Yeah most likely result with them. You can't be dissing Springfield though D: He's gotten so many great reactions!

[@TransitTycoon]

Colin Springfield I have not heard any, but that is just my sense of humor I guess; to each their own ~ A good crude soundboard to me is one in which the person on the other end thinks the caller is having a bad day. Dave Morgan being stuck in the elevator, or Rick being woken up, needing to go to work are hilarious in that sense. I can't get over how funny it was when Rick was threatening to call the cops on a sheriff who was calling him.

[@PhillyThug]

Transit Tycoon haha I remember that, Goldenphones call right? Yeah I get where you're coming from. Despite my username, Springfield isn't my favourite soundboard, and I don't think he's suited to all victims. But "springfeeeel" made some good calls imo e,g, calling moby dicks gay bar.

[@TransitTycoon]

Colin Springfield I guess in that case, he is more suitable. I think it would be funnier to call a Gay bar with Jake, but again; to each their own. *I remember that, Goldenphones call right?* Yah it was. Some caller told me golden phone went to jail for one of those calls; he flew to close to the sun I suppose.

[@drpravda]

Jessie just dont take NO for an answer ^^ ! hehe

[@johntompkins6153]

😂

[@AnnabelleCharrier]

Natalie the Manager sounds like the office badass.

[@AV-xm5ln]

Yup

[@Borzacchinni]

imagine if the soundboard of jessie pulled off a sale one day

[@whiteshadow59]

If the sample size was big enough, I'm guessing the first sale would be to someone that's had a laugh at how bad she is

[@hermitally419]

for a supervisor, she came off quiet dim.

[@tommypost3775]

this shit is hilarious, this lady is gonna force u to make money on the INTERNETTT!!!!

[@karlsmith6690]

She is our finest capitalist. Good on her!

[@tommypost3775]

but still I would like to see original trolling instead of overused trolls. but either way fuck it. posted that over a year ago from a mountain top

[@1323GamerTV]

the colonies are rowdy

[@geep7267]

“Are you going to shut up and listen to me??” **Synchrohised gasping in reponse** 😂

[@DubV-qr5xb]

Love how vague she is - "What company do you work for?" "Making money on the internet! Are you gonna shut up and listen to me?" 🤣

[@prestoncheapbtheadphoneste3010]

8:00 “ is this Jesse again..!” “ Yeess.” Lmaaaooo 😂😂!

[@Cdogbillionaire]

I wish Jesse would give some instructions on how to make money on the internet when people are interested.

[@bobshnacko8058]

3:14 "Are you gonna shut up and listen to me?" Gasp

[@AnnabelleCharrier]

Jessie understandably advises her not to tell her what to do when she's just doing her job.

[@VaatiOfDarkness]

"Well you're obviously not doing your job very well, all you're doing is pissing people off, is that your job?"

[@AnnabelleCharrier]

@@VaatiOfDarkness That made me lol so much because Natalie was trying to sound all official , almost cop-like but finally couldn't be bothered even trying to take Jesse seriously. Poor Jesse. All over the world, noone listens to her. What is wrong with them?

[@LevKozlodoev]

This soundboard can really annoy the hell of the victim

[@robertslydell6990]

Victim: "I don't think you're in a great mind to tell people to shut up over the phone" Jessie: "Whatever". LOL. I may have translated the British lady's words a bit wrong but I'm sure I got the point.

[@bobshnacko8058]

3:14 "Are you gonna shut up and listen to me?" 😂😂😂

[@Velvet_Troubadour]

Jesse is one persistent salesman

[@ammosophobia]

Are you gonna shut up and listen to me?

[@fibrodad1354]

superb calls

[@SB-dh1gx]

“Right, Jesse, you spoke to me earlier and I found you very astonishingly rude” 😅😅😅😅

[@VaatiOfDarkness]

"My god, fuck off"

[@DarkReapersGrim1]

"I don't appreciate to be spoken to the way you're speaking to me as a supervisor..." So it's acceptable for her to talk like that to your employers/co-workers or human beings in general? I'll give her a pass on this because she was trying to come up with a intellectual response under that time pressure.

[@jenna30001]

Yeah, they got so shocked they gasped! Too funny, I don't think that would happen in Canada!

[@whiteshadow59]

You're an american aren't you, I can tell the way you speak to me yes

[@shelbyvillerules9962]

@@whiteshadow59 Yooooooou _flithy mouth!_

[@Kanendd]

From Georgia man..

[@mr.voidout4739]

That hold music was incredible.

[@DVincentW]

Astonishingly amazing bombastic cymbals and gregarious strings.

[@weebgrinder-AIArtistPro]

Dreadfully out of tune.

[@VaatiOfDarkness]

It's 'Lavender Skies'

[@KitKat-tc6in]

Lol that ‘supervisor’ is so so dumb 😂😂

[@williamjhunter5714]

Despite her hard sale techniques, not taking no for an answer, Jessie is still yet to get her first sale.

[@tommy8ball2007]

that office sounds like it could do with some Springfeel

[@RaferJeffersonIII]

Can they handle that?

[@VandalJace]

Ohh yeah. That sounds good.

[@stunninglad1]

EIGHT INCHES!

[@lancelaws6128]

It's in my hand and it's getting hard

[@ARedMotorcycle]

Nice and fat.

[@wrestlingconnoisseur]

The manager spent the entire time painting her nails and sipping earl grey tea while talking to Jessie.

[@vaziocs]

seems like noone wants to make money from the internet whats wrong with those people

[@robertslydell6990]

vaziocs I’m ready to commit the 10-12 hours per month to make $5-7 thousand per month on the Internet.

[@whiteshadow59]

Account noomba

[@informalsuggestion6964]

6:00 “Oh my god. Fuck off.”

[@mrmadness278]

Drinking game: Take a shot every time 'make/making money on the internet' is said.

[@gordy12gg]

No!

[@jakemalatesta9592]

How can she possibly be a supervisor? she can't speak properly.

[@ECDT1089-EtheLamborghini]

😆😆😂😂😂

[@Misanthropy83]

the end where they pretend to be the police lol

[@teriyaki_chicken]

The gasps at 3:16 lmaoooo

[@bobshnacko8058]

Oh my God. She's like a valley girl combined with Hal-9000!

[@brianbaratheon]

I advise you to stop telling me what to do when I'm doing my job!

[@ghostisblack]

The appalled gasps are the best xD

[@haassun2k]

we need to have manners like the english

[@thebigcheese5114]

Have to respect Jessie’s relentless sales approach 👏🏻

[@fleckflex5430]

Did she make the sale?

[@Mark-Smeaton]

The lady at around 8 minutes just will NOT let Jesse say her 'quit calling the cops on me' line. Lol.

[@axewieldingmilena]

These are some of the greatest calls ever made 😂😂

[@TheZodiacz]

Jessie ought to get her boyfriend, Shut Up Guy, to deal with these ungrateful low-lifes.

[@yorkshireteafan]

Anyone who uses "yourself" that way deserves to be pranked.

[@esloined6388]

"are you going to shut up and listen to me?" *they all collectively gasp in horror* these videos make me laugh so fucking much my god fuck off

[@keith9547]

Poor Jessie spent all of her money for a single sales lead. So she's forced to repeatedly call this single business until they agree to sign onto her internet money making venture. 😢

[@Hollywoodsteve]

Sounds like a party going on in the background at this office.

[@YoRon427]

When are we going to get a new set of Jessie calls

[@vernonsalisbury5276]

I miss her lol

[@ARedMotorcycle]

Bail Bondsmen could have been just non-aggressive enough to get some action here. "Is this Gregory Stephens?"

[@liams4728]

‘We all earn plenty of money here’ said Natalie the office manager on 16k a year

[@Johnny_Savage]

Are these ladies from ENGLAND by any chance?

[@painexotic3757]

legendary prank call. love brits lmao

[@1985indeed]

Thanks, we're brilliant!

[@Velvet_Troubadour]

The hold music cutting in kills me every time 🤣💀

[@RootedHat]

Salespeople take note! There's no barrier that aggressive selling won't bypass!

[@om4444]

Oh man! Well played soundboard.

[@KiloByte72]

3:14 *GASP!*

[@theslayerboyRED]

Thank you!😊

[@ECDT1089-EtheLamborghini]

5:55 - 6:06 hahaha I'm in tears lolol

[@painexotic3757]

I come back just for the gasps LOL

[@hongpingmike]

she's only trying to help

[@MBoldman50]

Natalie is a lesbian supervisor.

[@Hoosje11]

So?

[@geep7267]

I thought the same thing by her voice 😂

[@Sulla2300]

Lazy employees. They have someone on the phone rambling on about nonsense and rather than dealing with it, they pass it on to “supervisor” and bother them with it.

[@kv6639]

haha their reactions

[@JackHoward96]

Oh my god, the gasps. 😂😂