"Jesus Christ, That's Jason Bourne!"

HOLY HECK!

[@canadianbean6736]

the funniest part of this whole thing is that they just have an accessible file called "Black Ops" which defeats the purpose of "Black Ops"

[@jkuhede]

Its BO1 bro...

[@Boringspy]

Not to mention another file just under it called “Blacksites”

[@MegaManXPoweredUp]

@@jkuhede Someone was playing Zombies on that computer.

[@BlackDiamond2718]

@@MegaManXPoweredUp Iron man: that man is playing zombies.

[@trustoryz8399]

@@twentytwo138 how to troll yourself

[@1kangarookite]

Me when I see a classmate somewhere other than school

[@grumpycat8786]

Good one 😂👍💙

[@obbymillion]

LMAO 😂😂😂😆😆

[@cjeam9199]

A classmate? Surely a teacher.

[@DeathbySkullfxxx]

You say "Jesus Christ thats Jason Bourne"!!?? Weird

[@ExtraordinaryFate]

@@DeathbySkullfxxx You're not funny.

[@ZantherStone]

Jason Bourne, that’s Jesus Christ!

[@The-Assassin-From-Hell]

HAHAHAHA I LOVE THESE KIND OF COMMENTS!

[@phucu5638]

Stolen or the other one is stolen...

[@jerski14344]

@@phucu5638 Jesus Bourne, that's Jason Christ !

[@e_4325]

@@jerski14344 😂👍

[@NguyenMinh-vs1vm]

Jerome Mar Mendez Christus Bourne, that’s Jesus Jason

[@beansandcrackersproduction4648]

As a kid who's name is Jason, this happened all the time.

[@draindeimos]

Doctor: Jesus Christ that’s Jason, Born

[@kylerluo4544]

@@draindeimos 😂

[@bait5257]

@@draindeimos underrated

[@cristhianramirez6939]

Jesus Christ you are Jason

[@usamerica1776-BaldEagle]

@@draindeimos 💀💀💀

[@thenamesgames6393]

Spectating your teammates be like

[@acrux1918]

Watching someone get a 5 killstreak in TF2 be like

[@OriginalPuro]

Be like...? I will never understand why kids have issues typing basic sentences and ending them properly.

[@obforemb]

Puro he means the video is what it’s like.

[@omkargadewar2932]

@@OriginalPuro you do know that it’s a joke and meant to be incorrect 🤦‍♂️

[@nikkovalidor4890]

@@OriginalPuro you dont think it be but it do

[@Wolfencreek]

Jesus: "Well i'm not touching that, maybe call up John Wick"

[@srikanthreddykurri1908]

John never harms anyone unless its personal because he is retired. But if they cook up a story and say to john that Jason Bourne killed his wife and planned it as a cancer....! Then I'm sorry jason will be no more

[@Villenueve1101]

@@srikanthreddykurri1908 More like John Wick will be no more

[@ayylmao8691]

@@Villenueve1101 Jason Bourne would get double tapped so fast

[@gokublack8721]

I Think Wick Beats Bourne If you Give Them Guns Far More Accurate and John Wick Uses Guns When it comes To H2H Combat, Without Guns Bourne Takes it If Anybody Disagrees with me Tell me why but please be Respectful.

[@Villenueve1101]

@@ayylmao8691 More like Wick gets himself demolished without realizing it

[@cashcxrtirie]

When you go on a Disney channel website without parents permission

[@TheAmazinTacoChannel]

Made me laugh out loud.

[@hackergames3996]

I know thats not an original comment. I know it.

[@OriginalPuro]

Yes.. When you go on a disney channel website without the parents' permission.. what? I will never understand why kids have issues typing basic sentences and ending them properly.

[@pixelga1962]

@@OriginalPuro Hey mate, you should re-read that comment, for a common conversation that's grammatically sound. And your re stating of the comment was wrong itself, don't call someone out if you're incorrect.

[@16krez1]

@@OriginalPuro As a 19 year old and technically not a child, I don't give a shit about grammar and that could easily be a 45 year old lesbian.

[@miggycarreon5514]

"Jesus Christ that Jason Bourne" has the same energy when Vigo said "Oh"

[@fahdramadhan331]

baba yaga

[@viktorboruch1728]

i see u are a man of culture as well

[@vigokovacic3488]

I didn't say shit

[@dipsithecreeper]

​​@@vigokovacic3488 Vumri V Paklu

[@riiddisbuk2496]

Literally thinking of John Wick.

[@tessapeterson1810]

Jason Jesus, Christ that's Bourne

[@ryanellett6032]

*Visible confusion*

[@Hammy003]

*Immense paranoia*

[@kylerluo4544]

W A T ? !

[@redgiant7747]

I think I just...am I having a stroke? Ahah is happaaa SJSU’s what is

[@katrinahampton2504]

​@@ryanellett6032 lmao

[@GuilhermeHenrique-nd3cx]

0:05 When you see who is fighting Matthew McConaughey in Interstellar

[@Nonessentialsquid]

I mean yeah

[@samsonguy10k]

Who was bigger in that movie? Matt Damon or Gargantua?

[@JRitter1993]

Scotty doesn't know

[@JohnDoe-jc5kt]

They had a file named "Black Ops" XD

[@BreadPittAAAAHHHH]

Someone was playing BO1 in their free time

[@michaelshell8897]

Jason Bourne is a man of focus, commitment and sheer friggin' will!

[@58lukum]

Jesus Christ, that’s Matt Damon.

[@gabrielesimone1372]

That's something Jimmy Kimmel would've said

[@davidgarcia4707]

0:05 just incase you’re short on time

[@jackgilpin3491]

FUcking 8 sEconds 😂

[@doublethemoney]

Thanks man my class was gonna start in 20 minutes

[@davidgarcia4707]

@@doublethemoney np man

[@notnero5280]

Hold on, sir, did you just use the wrong ''your''?

[@davidgarcia4707]

@@notnero5280 excuse me sir. What?

[@chrisbellard2884]

Santa Claus when he's delivering presents and sees who he is giving it to.

[@stevelibby6852]

That's some state of the art facial recognition.

[@ycleptubi8935]

Doctor after a difficult delivery: "Jesus Christ, that's Jason, born"

[@TheAmazinTacoChannel]

Correct.

[@Raincally]

I remembered when my parents rented this DVD on Redbox while I was out for work a few years back. I came home later that day and noticed some music in their room, I've walked in and they were at this part RIGHT ON TIME. I yelled this out when Matt Damon's face was spotted, but I was upset that Jeffers didn't say this line in the movie. It was worth it walking in tho.

[@HeadsUpTV]

Everybody gangsta until John Wick shows up, looking for his pencil.

[@JerePrinz4058]

Lets hope that jason bourne and john wick are in the same universe

[@utkarshchoudhary8359]

Jason Christ, that’s Jesus Bourne !

[@FriskDreemurrOfBiggCityPort]

Walter J. Peck: Jeez Louise. That's Egon Spengler.

[@Adam-qn8dq]

, bourne christ Jason its Jesus

[@________________________nme]

Bourne Jason, that's Christ Jesus!

[@Wsio.]

"Jesus Christ, it's Jason Bourne!"

[@jackflowerpower]

The best Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne

[@tylerh231]

Jason, Jesus Christ is Bourne!

[@alexgeorge1428]

This meme can’t be this old. Please

[@peachesnmulder]

The security officers used to quote this all, the, time. That and SWAT.

[@mk___7593]

When your 8 year old sister crosses a busy street

[@Adam-qn8dq]

Oddly specific

[@Tonttu89]

Funny thing is, this line isn't even in the movie

[@nirangatang7759]

Jason Christ, that’s Jesus Bourne

[@ignaciodiazmoore]

Ahhh, the classic secret files: black ops, black sites and clandestine services 1,2 and 3

[@TheAditya_Gupta]

Bourne Jesus that's Christ jason

[@susragejr477]

This meme is more memorable than this movie

[@AwesomeDude799]

*Facial Recognition got a Hit*

[@AesJCoyote]

Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne

[@naveentatasantoshsai4976]

And you will know my name is the Lord When I lay my vengeance upon thee.

[@ewnk]

idk why but I just remembered this video

[@Rish24]

Thats Jason, Jesus Bourne Christ!

[@FutureReverberations]

... and thats all it took. Now I need to re-watch the movies. :)

[@patrickdadon5794]

When I survive the gulag

[@rohambahraee]

Oh, it's John Wick

[@medic_gamnig_savetf2]

Jesus chirst,thats hz isa

[@Snyper009]

Jesus Christ, that's Teddy Bridgewater. 0:06

[@aprilparlow170]

When you order without parents permission

[@castilloromjohn1999]

That's private ryan

[@motasam8122]

run

[@adityajejurkar]

Ye ye yesen bourne

[@rolphylewis6196]

Jesus Christ, its Jason dead.

[@neloysinha8098]

Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne. . . Jason Bourne this is Jesus Christ. Hope you guys get along.

[@aceshotz5051]

Jesus: yeah, I know thanks for telling me

[@richcarp8403]

For everyone who did not get the meme there was a movie ad on the internet that was every were and the funniest part was the guy repeatedly Jesus Christ that’s Jason Bourne

[@justinkpryde]

That Bourne Christ Jesus jason

[@saami9606]

Jesus Christ that's Jesus Christ!

[@codyn.8225]

Jesus Christ, that's The Martian

[@NickonStark]

why the fuck is this so funny

[@XaveLai]

Why does the Black Ops say Jesus Christ, that's Jason Bourne?

[@ryanparker8007]

it's not "that's jason bourne" it's "IT'S jason bourne"

[@vein8202]

jesus christ thats matt damon

[@jkuhede]

Wow they be loading Black Ops videogay on that screen ... Awesome !

[@no_one01-5]

..and the meme was born.

[@sithlordsoup]

Is that Chidi lmao

[@jareththegoblinking3191]

"It's fuckin Chucky!"

[@leelicayan2180]

Thank you KZbin-sama

[@jaegermann4170]

That “f***in nobody”... Is Jason Bourne

[@Ildarshakirov_r]

Чизес крайст зетс джейсон борн

[@tarheelpro87]

0:04 that's really all we wanted to see

[@archivist_13]

Me when I saw Ei Sekigahara

[@tamicha1]

When I see a fictional character in real life

[@jenikovec]

Song in background?

[@freekeyforstrange2818]

Jesus in hell

[@kencarson3451]

Jesus Christ by Jason bourne

[@tomvella4786]

I hear it’s and thats

[@RaisedVintage23]

And it's not in the film😫😬

[@unclephillymya]

Me when I see Matt Damon

[@popshotsonly9056]

I saw the movie AGAIN rn, it never actually made it there. Wtf...

[@dylanfarnum4121]

It is not in the film. That's part of the reason why it's a meme. People watched the film specifically to see this part and it wasnt in the final cut. Because of that, it was a popular clip on the internet

[@galetinm]

It's in the third film. A different guy says it.

[@RhyperiorRanger]

Did they at least edit it back in for the dvd or something?

[@popshotsonly9056]

@@RhyperiorRanger I don't think so

[@y2kbrae]

Anybody notice that this is the guy from X-men dark Phoenix ?? One of the aliens

[@AlienSensei]

How the hell he is still alive?

[@TrashTalk878]

Because it’s Jason Bourne, Jesus Christ!

[@freekeyforstrange2818]

This is literally the tv show hunted

[@chasekemmerling1676]

this became a meme the acting is not good but so funny to watch 0:05 best scene 😂😂 jesus christ its jesus christ

[@apextornado1]

Fun fact it’s Jason Bourne

[@unclephillymya]

This movie is pretty cool But why this scene is so funny 😂😂😂

[@brennenrobey]

which jason bourne film is it from, i have the bourn trilogy on blu-ray and this scene isnt featured in any of the three films ''bourne identity'' ''bourne supremacy'' or ''bourne ultimatum''.

[@TheAmazinTacoChannel]

It's in the movie from 2016 "Jason Bourne".

[@Random_Guy_On_The_Internet2023]

why am i getting this recommended in 2020

[@princebar8]

Markiplier brought me here

[@JohnCena-dq5nh]

When you get caught cheating

[@aaronjohnreyes7670]

It's funny how nobody wants to do this in real life.

[@ncott23161]

Why is this so funny

[@sacchin1271]

I'd prefer "Jason Bourne, that's Jesus Christ" !!

[@MileyCyrusSwollenGums]

"Jesus christ, it's MORBIN TIME"

[@coachgoltzbizpro23]

Pitch perfect delivery. Perfect balance between shock and fear

[@Eazytombreezy]

It really is

[@katrinahampton2504]

Lmao

[@Killgore-ip2yq]

It's actually the music and the editing that turns this into a strange hilarity.

[@Devil-ni9lp]

Jesus Bourne...That's Jason Christ.

[@DeadExposureDF]

Jesus Bourne, That’s Jason Christ!

[@MrBack2DaFuture]

Jesus Christ…that’s Jason Bourne

[@mario486waluigi2]

The fact that this was left out in the actual movie.

[@luissoulless1976]

That scene was a meme for so long.🤣😂😂

[@TheFirstCurse1]

It still is. I say it all the damn time.

[@JKeep21]

But a cool scene also 😂

[@myrice101]

Still is now Nov 2022 Keep the ball rolling comment section

[@PackapunchCOD]

It's not in the movie😐

[@Vaith]

@@PackapunchCOD yeh its the trailer scene only :< thought i was going crazy in some mandela effect, cuz i was watching the movie and the scene came on and he never said it. he just says "that's him"

[@xavierramirez1911]

when you walk into the living room and your parents are watching jason bourne

[@whereami2477]

😂

[@geostillo78]

Or they're fuckin.

[@nqabayomuzikhulilekamangwe2690]

😂😂😂

[@alternativeaccount1072]

Jason Christ, that's Jesus Bourne!

[@notoriousjohnnygaming4359]

Christ Jason, That's Bourne Jesus! (oh and Alicia Vikander.)

[@usamerica1776-BaldEagle]

Chrason Jist, that's Besus Journe

[@long-black-vietnamese-man]

0:04 how 5 year old me thought stores would react when seeing me steal a chocolate bar

[@tori5509]

i love that i just randomly remembered this today and giggled to myself, it’s times like this where i’m so grateful for youtube💀

[@hjpev6469]

I watched it in a PewDiePie video and couldn’t stop laughing

[@thaloh]

His delivery was MUCH better than the one in the final cut.

[@Vaith]

yeh he was just like "that's him" lmao they should have kept the trailer scene, its so iconic and everyone remembers that over the actual movie. its gonna create a mandela effect in 20 years. i was already thinking i was crazy when the part came up in the movie and he didnt say it.

[@OrangeZebra151]

RIGHT?? Just re watched it and all he says is “that’s him” 😂😂

[@C-Rey]

@@OrangeZebra151are u telling me i just watched all 3 movies for no reason 😂 i was into the movies but i was waiting for this scene every movie and never got it 😂

[@tscomplex]

Facts i remember watching the movies heavily anticipating that moment, just for him to not even say it🤦🏽‍♂️​@@C-Rey

[@blackfire45450]

that scene is not even in the movie why ? the best scene ever.