Mr. Stabs Loses It in FivePD!

[@_Boomcicle_]

"911, please hold" This is why Thursday my favorite day of the week.

[@robbobb4050]

i have been waiting so long for them to say this lmao

[@oldmanspooks]

Love how he puts the caller on hold.. then starts to do some singing lol

[@blackdragonwings2005]

@@robbobb4050, amazingly you are not the only one that has been waiting on that, I legit half expected it back when they first started the RP series.

[@ecurren]

"Is it amphibious"? "No, it's a burger"! ROFL.

[@aidanfitzpatrick-oneill2072]

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

[@BenofYoutube]

I couldn’t stop laughing at that 😂

[@kamrongrant]

Possibly the best line ever lol

[@LamboGamer3464]

@@kamrongrant agreed! 😂

[@dakota3847]

“Is it amphibious?” “No it’s a burger” - “Is this the krusty krab?” “No this is Patrick”

[@bandsiam980]

i near chocked on my drink when he said that

[@josecarrilloii4036]

*"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!"* - *Patrick Star (Bill "Faggerbakke")*

[@josecarrilloii4036]

I mean, he's not far off, either...

[@christianperez8037]

1:10 i literally can’t breathe when he started the little chime 💀💀

[@laynementor6166]

I replayed it multiple times it cracked me up

[@ДаниилВитальевичСорокин]

15:50 made me snort really loud.

[@oli38433]

“Is this the first suspect we haven’t killed?” Chaos begins 5PD for you👍😂

[@_Boomcicle_]

I thought "Is Jace going to survive?" 2 seconds later "nope" lol

[@BrynnGshep]

i read this comment then i heard it play out and died laughing!!!!

[@mystic_saiyan]

You had to say something Ryan.

[@TnD_BigJax]

"Is this the first suspect we haven't killed?" **kills suspect** FivePD, everybody

[@josecarrilloii4036]

_"You seem familiar. _*_Ain't I killed you before?"_* - *Jesse McCree/Cole Cassidy (Matt Mercer),* _Overwatch_ series (2016-present).

[@jeremiahmathews1650]

I love Jeff's inaudible yelling, "GET ON THE GROUND"!!!

[@ammarisrar2005]

I love the elevator music when he goes “Dispatch, please hold” too funny man too funny

[@8ball626]

this was a hilarious episode. From the dispatch hold music, to that NPC driving into the pumps. So many good moments!

[@VinnyCam]

13:30 “is this the first suspect we haven’t killed?”….. “HES GOT A GUN” 💥💥💥💥

[@BettayMan]

The hold music just made my day lmaooo

[@djstockt326]

14:52 Sarge: “What the hell’s going on down there? Got reports you guys are drag racing!”

[@josecarrilloii4036]

🏁 *_"DAYTONA...!!!!!"_* 🏁 🎵 (blares *"Let's Go Away (from the **_Daytona U.S.A._** Soundtrack)"* by *Takenobu Mitsuyoshi* on stereo) 🎵

[@koreypeters8190]

"Is it amphibious?"... " No it's a burger." I'm dying 😭

[@CosmicGoku529]

Really not a single "Are you feeling it now Mr. Stabs?" jokes.

[@supadude16]

really dude, really, no Mr. Stabs jokes when the opportunity was there the whole time really dude

[@StaticM223]

@@supadude16 wow dude, no way dude, how could they dude

[@johndunn6756]

"Is this thing amphibious?" "No, it's a burger." Dave's got jokes!!

[@orionzb3lt]

"Is your first name mister?" "Oh no, my first name is Eugene." I fuckin died dave always has the best rp scenarios LOL

[@gtawizgaming4013]

It's Dave's turn to run. Hopefully everything stays this tasty

[@hamedlaroui755]

Ryan:"Is this the first suspect we haven't killed?" Jeff:"He's got a gun!" Well I guess no suspect stays alive in 5PD hahaha

[@kamalporter706]

Damn it, Dave why you steal Spongebob's car?...😂

[@Coy.Rug22]

Mr krabs isn’t gonna be happy

[@jameswormsley460]

🤣🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

[@josecarrilloii4036]

From my knowledge, SpongeBob *doesn't have a driver's license.*

[@kamalporter706]

@@josecarrilloii4036 He did drive it in the movie though

[@josecarrilloii4036]

​@@kamalporter706 That's because, as he put it -- *_"You don't_** need **_a license to drive a sandwich."_*

[@testingmyaudioaddiction3452]

This should be renamed Chaos PD. Ya’ll are insane.

[@hikoplays]

Agree so hard. Keep the 5pd when they do server or legit acting runs.

[@tessprettymess]

I absolutely love when jeff yells “ GET ON THE GROUND”😂😂

[@BigJohnyb1020]

I was crying when you said “he pickled it” 🤣🤣

[@John_Be]

14:45 Uhhhh Sarge we weren't racing in the streets or anything but someone broke a lot of road signs and street lights. We tried to go after them and the cars got broken. It's not my fault.

[@KRDecade2009]

Jet pack man: *exist* Jeff’s inner Phalanx CWIS: *eyes start glowing*

[@primegaming4000]

Glad to see Ryan back from the long break!

[@Truckin_618]

13:31 Jeff looking like he's recording some deathcore vocals 😂😂😂😂

[@dotmatrix7383]

28:52 Best thing I've seen all year 😂😂😂

[@LamboGamer3464]

"Tase him or shoot him in the feet!" I died when you said that Jeff! 😂😂

[@Tyrie3790]

You gotta make a shirt that says “shoot em in the feet” jeff

[@JAHKARTEL841]

12:31 aw she dropped the doughnuts

[@emmanueldavis1872]

This episode is literally Need For Speed, Fast & Furious, Wreckfest, and Nascar Racing all is one. Love it, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@RobRebel72]

OMG! The "hold" music! Classic! (In more ways than one)

[@DrkKnight67]

Took me a minute to catch the "Mr. Stabs" reference - thanks for making my morning.

[@familycar_mafia]

“Is it amphibious?” “No it’s a burger.” This shit had me in tears!!! 😂

[@cito1101]

Mr. Stabs is Mr. Krabs in GTA SpongeBob patrol

[@Peanut31788]

Jeff: "I hope no one loses this thing " Me thinking to myself: *well 404 isn't on duty so you should be fine.* 🤣

[@TCGaming1986]

23:10 Jeff: "He's jumping off the thing like an idiot!" *Jeff follows* ... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Never a dull moment on these episodes 😎🤓

[@darkdodger137]

30:54 now that's a damn SUPER PIT!!! Jeff's amped up psycho cop is freaking hilarious lol!

[@nateleech3887]

Great vid Jeff! The cargobob hitting the tower at 34:46 had me dead lol

[@FlyingMedic92]

"Hes punching fish!" The one time you actually need fish and wildlife to respond 😂

[@benwalter4842]

The “hold tone” was absolutely hilarious!😂🤣

[@House_Stark]

13:29 Ryan: "Is this the first suspect we haven't killed?" Suspect immediately mowed down in a hail of gunfire! 😂 🤣

[@birdseyeview1543]

This group. Each a star in his own right, but together......Magnificent!

[@dwahlberg]

Man, Thursday’s are by far the worst day of the week for me. But these FivePD episodes really cheer me up. I really appreciate it, Jeff, and the rest of the FivePD crew!

[@Vital_gn]

Interesting episode for sure😂

[@ParkerTyler]

28:55 I was doing so good until this happened... then I totally lost it while watching this at work!

[@TCGaming1986]

I almost busted a gut! That was so unexpected! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ParkerTyler]

@@TCGaming1986 oh I definitely did! It was great! 😂

[@djstockt326]

“911 please hold!”. 😂😂😂

[@Kenn_18]

1:08 15:40 The hold music had me dying😂😂

[@Robbert_nl]

Oh guys, comedy gold again! I love Jace and I love everyone joining this video. I hope Alex will join again soon too. Keep it up!

[@joshuathekingofsims]

This made my day Thanks Jeff

[@mauroalvareziii5753]

That f-150 was made pretty accurately with how it hauled ass especially with the powerboost they have now

[@danielwalker26]

Dave in character doing an imitation of another one of his characters was pure gold.

[@Khan_Gaming08]

What a great Episode Jeff. Amazing FivePD. Loved the second pursuit filled with dangerous driving, almost like real life. Keep it up Jeff.

[@anonymousart22]

13:26 "Is this the first suspect we didnt kill?" *immediately pulls out a gun*

[@doctorpresident5681]

"Clear to pit the burger." Incredible.

[@benwalter4842]

“I got pit by a piece of s**t!”😂🤣

[@Starwindfey]

7:28 the BEST reply to that question!🤣🤣🤣

[@joethechevyman1699]

I’ve never laughed my ass off more then watching this video. Great work guys.

[@maxclough8931]

I hope spongebob didn’t rip his pants.

[@fluffly3170]

All of these FivePD videos are so addictive .... even the ones from years back .. Keep up the good work and thank you for the endless hours of entertainment

[@LarryBarry04]

The on hold music was perfect, I was actually surprised. 😆

[@Fidgetthebatpony]

30:54 I died at this point especially with the actual footage with the rocket taking off

[@ryanwilson5301]

Awesome video Jeff! Thank you!

[@octokid13]

When a BURGER has better handling than a WRX

[@MTGThrownDown]

Ryan had to jinx it by asking if this was the first suspect they hadn't kill. FivePD EVERYONE!!

[@cjthomas4102]

This is legit my favorite series from you guys now. Love that Subaru and the level of realism these have 🤣😂

[@Elite911]

Doing these silly callouts is quite hilarious. It's a game, you gotta have with it and it doesn't have to be serious all the time. I for sure would like to see more like this every once in a while!

[@mindlessshark946]

"911, please hold" I'm laughing my butt off 🤣😂😄

[@lowkeylokz3947]

When Jeff be sayin “Get in the group” idk what else he be sayin bout he sounds Ledgett as a police officer. It gets me every time 😂😂💀

[@glens2036]

This has got to be one of the best and funniest FivePD to date. This one was awesome. The burger mobile...lmao!

[@House_Stark]

32:58 33:26 "Oh" 😂 🤣

[@angelindisguise1987]

Sup jeff thank again, I like how acoret how the phone goes on elevator music when on hold!!!.

[@tylergarren1994]

Jeff you've done it again! The hold music is golden.

[@loganrufus1316]

That yell you do Jeff gets me every time. 😂😂😂

[@Fuz2283]

This truck is amazing love my f150 hybrid limited glad your featuring it.

[@klayson19]

12:03 the women getting hit by the falling pole 😂

[@Frafty]

I was so disappointed when I didn't think anyone was gonna take advantage of calling the pickles kosher, but then Zach saved the day for that joke.

[@Graham183]

I luv lspdfr playing and watching. The burger chase is the wildest thing I have ever seen😀

[@Noledad77]

Lettuce all take a moment and appreciate Dave's creativity. I really relish these videos, you mustard make more of them.

[@thecoolannishatk.]

Omfg the wait music

[@themarcherz8941]

Talk about fast food 💀😂

[@BlueTGM40]

Great Episode with SpongeBob references!

[@michaelfigueroa2980]

you just broke gta 😂😂😂

[@LincolnVang]

😅😅 this was the best

[@ericfontaine2145]

You guys are out of your flipping minds 🤣😅😂 Thanks Jeff. Best content on KZbin

[@GreenHornTrucker]

"Is it amphibious?"....."no its a burger" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Smooth_Operator058]

You and Dave always crack me up hahaha. Keep it up guys, all of ya.

[@John_Be]

Why can't Dave drive this well when he is a LEO? The world will never know.

[@ChrisWard01]

It is not amphibious! 😂 Y’all crack me up man. DADADADADAGROUND!!!

[@philippetrucci1380]

Love your vids Jeff! Always fun to watch 5pd causing chaos.

[@kaptainkmann7808]

Man you really out did yourself one this one LOL. The hold music was funny but when you clicked and started on track two ... I LOST IT ! had to pause the video so i didn't miss anything . This is a 5 star video no question about it. ✌😎👍⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

[@GatchamanG4]

Sounds like Steve the Pirate from the movie Dodgeball. Damn, The Mr. Stabs pursuit was intense!

[@simoncoffelt3444]

Love the hold music Jeff! It was hilarious 🤣. Please continue with the hold music in the amazing videos that you and the guys are going to make in the future! 🤣

[@ace2154]

The hold music at 1:05!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@abrooks8154]

You yelling incoherent mumbly commands will never stop being hilarious 🤣🤣

[@shawnjohnson2655]

28:52 lmao thats karma for ya🤣

[@gtatoast3048]

Erm suggestion Jeff you should get a green screen and get a transparent background so the face cam doesn't take up much but we can still see that face😉

[@CLMedia28]

I'm sure he's thought of that, he just has such a good setup I don't think he would want to!

[@harveyshaw1466]

I was really hoping you were gonna do the whole "you're call is extremely important to us! And operator will be with you shortly" when on hold 😂

[@groundpounder2549]

I saw the thumbnail and practically squeed. ... thanks for this Jeff! (And the rest of the guys too!)

[@allenstalhood4090]

Best 5PD episode yet and that Ford WOW!!!