Jim Florentine - Awful Facebook Posts Part 8

[@jevicci]

When these videos end, you never know if it's really the end or if it's just a long, disgusted pause.

[@brettski2532]

JUST came across these. Oh Man KING JIM is a FORCE. That Metal Show, Crank Yankers and his podcast. He Is Tremendous In These. Just watched the man cave issue. Hilarious.

[@Bradley_Stern]

This one was fucking rough.. The douchey hashtags nearly ruined my day

[@Epimpin101]

On the radio when I was going to school, I heard an advertisment for Halfy Hour. Not Happy Hour, but Halfy Hour. I thought of Florentine and started cracking up.

[@Epimpin101]

Ohh no you didn't!

[@Metricsystemlove]

On Facebook recently, I saw some promotional cab service in my city, and you can do karaoke during your cab ride. They call it Cabbioke. Breathe that one in for a minute. Yuck

[@mcn625]

These are my favorites

[@glassjoe2455]

Sharing this with all my FB Friends LOL #JustSayin

[@0for30]

Anyone else get reminded of that lil boy chippa everytime Florentine does his lisp voice?

[@SkateOrDie666]

7:08 the irony given the name of this podcast.....

[@tiox00]

Love these rants. Quite accurate assessment of FB BS.

[@kazoshay]

back before facebook people had to drive around with megaphones to brag about their stupid shit

[@gdub454]

Your best friend would check out one of your logs in the toilet..lollol Florentine rules..

[@a.k.4o]

Its beef o'clock somewhere

[@bigblue162]

Yep and he's probably taking beef in the stink pipe somewhere.

[@lucky7mojo]

Jim, what about AWFUL people who must post the reason they cant come to ur gig, the second that the gig is posted!

[@keisterroll]

52:33 he thinks "lol" means "laughing on line" EEEESH

[@jimbomorrison7133]

I was on fakebook for about two weeks and had my daughter delete me off of it.

[@Drumskankidge]

so good.

[@shawnwhite3662]

Bolt up Baby. Fat fist ✊ 😆😆😆

[@timothymoynihan8063]

Thanks

[@CardinalsBaseball71]

Once again, thanks Logan.

[@DHodges187]

#Cakehorn.

[@a.k.4o]

🤨

[@BallGuy89]

#HASHTAG I HATE LOL!

[@camillodimaria3288]

His rants start to become just as nettling after a while.

[@randazza]

1:10:26

[@gman7644]

they should rename it Cringe book

[@bigblue162]

The very thing he's bashing, he's using. Sorta.

[@josephkreifelsii6596]

Jim, "Hoorah " is the US Marines battle cry. Please don't insult it. Before this happens again Hooah, Hooya, Oorah, and Hoorah are terms used by military branches. Oorah = US Marines Hooah = US Army/Air force Hooya = US Navy. etc etc

[@Bogeyman19DidNotScareMyAss]

Sounds gay as fuck

[@stuartmorris2803]

Must be a really gay military

[@josephkreifelsii6596]

@@stuartmorris2803 You must be a homophobe. You can call it gay, but the fact is the U.S. Military is the largest and strongest on the Earth. Whatever country you come from, you ain't got nothing.

[@stuartmorris2803]

@@josephkreifelsii6596 im from vietnam

[@john.john.johnny]

It's hard to be more sarcastic than me but I think this Jim Florentine guy thinks that if he just says everything sarcastically then it must be gold ...or he must have a point that's Worthy ... this guy is that semi-typical bully from grade school that can put together a sentence grammatically correct... that's it that's all.

[@SuperBoomshack]

Does your pussy hurt?

[@dimitrigoryenko2901]

This has to be the boringest podcast i've ever listened to.

[@BuzzWorthySkate]

I agree his voice is so mono-tone. Sounds like he hates his life/job.

[@dimitrigoryenko2901]

It's just not engaging or interesting or funny or anything. It's like he doesn't care, so I don't care.

[@dimitrigoryenko2901]

Ron and Fez, and OJ. As well as some other stuff. This episode of jim florentine was exceptionally bad.

[@dimitrigoryenko2901]

I do, and I am. Instead I'm compelled to sit here and reply to the notifications of your replies, shithead.

[@dimitrigoryenko2901]

***** I dunno? Something that isn't complete unlistenable garbage?

[@avalanchefan7497]

Well clearly Jim Florentine is above everyone else. What a pedestal he puts himself on. Sometimes it makes me laugh, but a lot of the times he just thinks he's better than the rest of humanity. Ohhh your mother was so humble. Good for you, Jim. You think the world needs to know about your mom compared to mom's today? You're so proud of her that you have to talk about her every facebook podcast?

[@dankburrito4219]

Avalanche Fan Because the attention that people get when they have to think they have it so fucking bad and tough, yet you have time to post about it. It's not him thinking he's above anyone these vapid posts just suck. That's the point.