Jim Gaffigan Returns to Answer The Internet's Weirdest Questions

[@scoobasteve912]

He lost me with the maple hatred but won me back with the salmon hatred

[@dfrei69]

Salmon is just not good. So much better fish

[@Joeypompello]

It’s good raw imo, sucks cooked

[@jasonrogers8754]

He is so progressive that he calls weapons tools.

[@DrewishAF]

Then I guess I am, too.... Weapons ARE tools. And nearly all tools are also weapons...how convenient

[@jasonrogers8754]

@@DrewishAF Nothing, not even a gun is considered a weapon until it's been USED as a weapon. An object is just an object until it's been used in a manner that causes bodily harm or death to another person and then at that point it become a weapon. That used to be common knowledge.

[@dfrei69]

Bacon is better in most instances, but a biscuit and gravy with some nice sausage in the gravy may be unbeaten

[@StarxxxBorn98]

I love him

[@AnxiousStacker]

We cant be friends anymore, syrup was made for sausage, but bacon all the way. Especially Pepper bacon

[@DrewishAF]

Everything is Europe is very convenient. Markets, venues, repression of free speech...EVERYTHING!

[@osmbsmy.706]

Chipotle fell off. It's definitely a training issue. So many times I get burned meat, too salty, the pepper/onions are complete slime, and I go back every once in a while to see if I can get that perfect one. It's a real shame.

[@Mykids-yq1kl]

I am SOOOOO with Jim about the salmon. Dress it up as much as you want, it still tastes like CRAP!!

[@NotSombra]

For a million dollars . I'll pack my stuff . Pick a map of all the third world countries . Throw a dart . I'm living there

[@TrunkyDunks]

You must not know how little money a million dollars is

[@jeffbridges9871]

He has around $40 million lol.. 1 million is like 6 months of work for him 😂 *pre tax/agency commission

[@Joeypompello]

You’ll be crawling back eventually

[@h.bubblecrunch1939]

First!!!!

[@Benw3790]

He doesn’t even answer the questions.

[@bushidobot8251]

This sucks!!! Where’s the normal questions? The internet did not ask a question as crazy as sausage or bacon

[@conrad792]

He got rekt on Rogan

[@NotSombra]

?

[@TrunkyDunks]

I wouldn't say he got rekt. A lot of people are going at him for his political opinions, when he's just a muse. It's his job to be a comedian, not a political influencer. He does his job well, that's all that should matter

[@mprattyh3]

​@@TrunkyDunksjust haters

[@TrunkyDunks]

@mprattyh3 for real. Jim sounds like a great guy and good dad. Plus he's a great comedian. People always have something to gripe about

[@mprattyh3]

@@TrunkyDunks he's always invited to comedians podcast and asked to come again. I pay pretty close attention to stand-up and I've never heard a bad word about him. I watched that Rogan episode, there was nothing wrong with it, at all