Jimmy Carr’s Hilarious Moments on QI

A compilation of Jimmy Carr’s hilarious moments on QI.
Includes:
Intro - Ha ha ha ha haaaaaaa
1. The anagram
2. You do, Stephen
3. The goatsucker confusion
4. Not an appropriate story, but...
5. Some of those guys need water
6. Wife beating
7. They say of the acropolis where the Parthenon is...

[@LobbySeatWarmer]

They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is, is the greatest moment of any television show ever. Fight me.

[@victorymansions]

Nobody is going to argue with you there. In fact this will possibly be the only comment you get ;)

[@liboud22]

Warm my seat first!

[@carolynworthington8996]

LobbySeatWarmer Gets me every time!

[@richardlloyd2589]

Can’t fight my stomach is too full of giant tortoise.

[@DeadlyPants123]

Blue whale.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

Imagine a world where I've never cooked a duck. 😂😂😂

[@hannagraczynska875]

PUT SMARTIES TUBES ON CATS LEGS MAKE THEM WALK LIKE A ROBOT 😂😂😂😂

[@lNVENTlVE777]

"What do vegetarian goat suckers eat?" I would have buzzed in with Chupacabbage.

[@matthewiles5714]

08:03 - I think that this is one of the best QI clips ever.

[@ibieiniid4240]

His owl bit was the most Pilkingtonian thing ever.

[@beuxjmusic]

The parthanon episode is probably my favourite, it's such a memorable moment. Alongside other great Panel show moments such as when Sean Locke was pulled into a Demonic Portal to the Underworld, and when Ryan Stiles on Whose Line smashed the host's desk with his skull.

[@richardlloyd2589]

Beux J I quiet enjoyed the “tortoises are tasty” episode. Edited to tortoise not turtle.

[@zapkvr]

The Parthenon episode was shit. It was pathetically contrived and went on FAR too long. I never get bored but that's the closest I've ever gotten. You must have a very empty life. You lucky bastard

[@Bi773n]

'In England we live in houses.' was also a good one.

[@matthewiles5714]

His name is spelt "Sean Lock" there isn't an "E" at the end of "Lock"

[@mikeifyouplease]

Thank you so much for the subtitles!!! Unfortunately, as an American, I can often only understand 60% of the conversations.

[@MerlinZener]

wadda they say.... wadda they say.....? - Alan nails it

[@kevineugenius]

Points to Jimmy for saying "couldn't care less," which makes sense, instead of "could care less," which makes no sense.

[@Minalkra]

I do not understand that last statement. Someone has argued with me about the meaning and I had to shout at them they were wrong and walk away. That was an awkward Christmas party ...

[@nunyabiznis3595]

"I could care less" is the american way

[@holdthesugarsugar]

Have you never heard of irony? See: 'I should be so lucky'

[@snowfloofcathug]

empire of the rising zucc It’s not about irony...

[@amyschoeppich]

According to David Mitchell, that’s the one thing the Queen wants everyone to stop saying.

[@no.1machopfan503]

The first one explains why 8 Out Of 10 Cats Does Countdown is a thing! :p

[@Fifury161]

The "They say of the Acropolis where the Parthenon is" clip works so well - I just can't see Sandy having such a moment though...

[@DrZaius3141]

Yeah, it's not like there was a show at some point that was about goatsuckers that went similarly off the rails.

[@Fifury161]

@@DrZaius3141 Yeah - but Sandy was more shouty and not as funny - it was more about the guests than the host...

[@MilesLougheed]

Hahahahaha-haaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@engasal]

I don't want to like Jimmy but damn he cracks me up

[@shaftm123456]

he is very funny until he laughs

[@ThisIsWoozie]

Why don't you want to like Jimmy?

[@engasal]

@@ThisIsWoozie Something about the dude bothers me

[@Edward-qe8xg]

@@engasal He does look like slappy the doll.

[@DrZaius3141]

@@engasal His persona can be quite irritating, but I find that on QI he usually drops his persona because he is genuinely interested in the game - and the actual person Jimmy Carr is not that bad a dude.

[@kayerin5749]

Why are these clips about Jimmy Car using a thumbnail sketch of Allen????

[@carolynworthington8996]

KayErin ...yeah...!

[@ukcomedybox]

I uploaded it on my iPhone and had no idea how to change it...but I’ve changed it on my laptop now, thanks for letting me know

[@reubenmanzo2054]

7:11 At first I thought he said "meeting".

[@nessagirl1911]

I always wondered why they gave those notebooks to the panel members....

[@zapkvr]

I don't have a car or a wife. And I've never beaten my dog. And that is not a euphemism

[@nikkirennardo5100]

I just realized that Jimmy Carr’s name is very close to Jim Carry

[@beageler]

Well, I'm sure there is tons of stuff that is better than some of the things you chose.

[@BunneRabb]

I too, have had the schlong cam. Never. Again.

[@zapkvr]

I've had a catheter up my knob. Not fun.

[@Matt-sz9db]

i know why stephen left

[@thegreenestofmachines]

F

[@mrroobarb]

That fake laugh - jeez

[@VictorMartinez-zf6dt]

it's not fake, he just laughs sucking in instead. he's explained that in his comedy shows

[@MrExEssex]

It might be irritating but it's obviously not fake - idiot.

[@chriss9656]

It's his laugh, slightly unfortunate but such is life.

[@AnnabellaRedwood]

@@VictorMartinez-zf6dt it always gets me. I love his laugh.

[@derricklara3643]

He's so posh that when he laughs he cries